That Time I Randomly Met Hasbulla

0:00I literally have just booked a ticket to

0:03go to Istanbul

0:05cheers thank you never been to Istanbul

0:08never really wanted to go to Istanbul

0:10yeah

0:11but the good thing about Istanbul is the

0:13stumble never sleeps during last night

0:16said am I going to see my family do you

0:18want to go how would you say chocolate

0:19croissant

0:28I actually asked my dad I said Dad okay

0:31turkey goes wonderful place son just met

0:34Hezbollah in Istanbul I'm going to be

0:36vlogging while I'm away so it's a

0:38business trip

0:39see if the accountants agree with that

0:41Porsche Garden is

0:43James Smith vloguna Istanbul I'm

0:47currently at the airport Duran was very

0:48late I literally booked the flight at 10

0:5118 when I needed to be at the airport

0:53for 10 55 so I had 25 minutes to pack

1:04what do you want taking you to the

1:06motherlands the motherlands it's gonna

1:09be good literally you've got here what

1:1145 minutes I literally got here perfect

1:14timing I'm gonna land in the evening

1:16Istanbul but the good thing about

1:17Istanbul is Istanbul never sleeps uh how

1:20you say hello madhub and how would you

1:22say thank you

1:24how would you say chocolate croissant

1:29refused to live there traffic people

1:31Madness laws there is no [ __ ] laws

1:34and I'm so excited for you to see about

1:36it you're gonna understand me more

1:38when you see turkey uh b48 wasn't it

1:42my name is James hello I'm from the UK

1:46and if you think about history like

1:47everyone's everything's been through

1:49that area off everything I mean sapiers

1:51we're an uneducated man does the white

1:53man get taken advantage of yes every man

1:56will get taken every man will get taken

1:57up advantage of if you're not sure he's

1:59smart so what I mean by that is if

2:00something is a pound it's not a pound my

2:02friend it's probably about 30 [ __ ] P

2:05hello sir

2:07very good cheers thank you

2:11hi there how are you hello

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2:16stay humble we're going to be smoking

2:18shisha looking at the boss press where's

2:19the bus press the prosperous is the

2:22connects between Asia and Europe the

2:24bridge there's a couple Bridges so I'm

2:25going to be in Europe looking at Asia

2:27passage sorry what currency do they use

2:29what uh Turkish news

2:36you like my [ __ ] crisps I was asleep

2:39he ate my [ __ ] Chris I woke up and I

2:42was I woke up I was like this when I was

2:43in my sleep

2:46I was so excited because I saw a [ __ ]

2:48trolley and he ate my [ __ ] Christmas

2:50there's no more snacks left on my flight

2:53I lived in turkey when I was 16 years

2:55old I was playing football there went

2:57there every summer pretty much all my

2:59life so tonight gonna show Smith like

3:01let's say like the bougie part of

3:03Istanbul the day after I'm gonna take

3:04him to my family and my grandparents I'm

3:07even gonna show him and my family

3:09technically squatted before building

3:11before building a building Julie here

3:14ate my crisps

3:16that's Julie she ate my crisps I'm

3:19addicted to better call Salt I don't

3:21care who knows Better Call Saul it's a

3:24spin-off for Breaking Bad you've seen

3:25breaking bad I've never seen her you and

3:27I are over get the get the Brewing go

3:3030.

3:33Cherry humble

3:38it's time yeah

3:49it's two in the morning it's maybe later

3:51than two in the morning we are in the

3:53Shangri-La in Istanbul and we need to

3:55talk about this I just met hasbullah

3:57just met Hezbollah in Istanbul

4:00we just met Hezbollah if you were to

4:03create a list of people do you want to

4:04meet in the world has bullets on it I

4:06don't care who you are but let's let's

4:07rewind the story a little bit here we

4:09went to Nazareth

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4:20[Applause]

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4:31oh my God

4:37foreign

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4:45because one of your footballer mates

4:47message you put us on the guest list we

4:50had the best went to the front of the

4:53queue so we're like we're riding on a

4:54high right yeah then we get a sick table

4:56and we have the golden burger and the

4:59golden Tomahawk and when we looked at

5:00the price menu we couldn't believe it

5:02our meal

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5:09foreign

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5:42our meal costs less than what Most

5:45states do in the other restaurants it

5:46was cheaper to fly out here and have

5:48nostrad than go to nostrad in London we

5:50get out we're feeling a bit of four

5:51we're like let's walk it off a bit let's

5:53walk it off how far is the walk back to

5:54the hotel hour and 20 minutes hour and

5:5720 minutes more than that yeah most

5:59people shy away from that yeah it's a

6:01bit far to walk not us we're like we're

6:02athletes right so we're walking back

6:04stop off here have a little look here

6:06have a little look there Darren should

6:07get a bottle of water yeah stay hydrated

6:09we're walking and Smith was like he

6:11pointed to the left and he goes is that

6:13is that and I looked over he went

6:15Hezbollah I said that's [ __ ]

6:16Hezbollah I'll run I didn't run well I

6:18was pretty quick I moved as quick and as

6:21slightly as possible because these

6:23security guys were he died to be fair

6:25you went straight in for the kill yeah

6:27so I always be like

6:29oh look and Darren's just gone in next

6:31thing I know Dylan's got a selfie has

6:33bullets giving consent he's he's these

6:36guys next to him with mad door like

6:37protecting him there obviously [ __ ]

6:38khabib looking [ __ ] that will

6:40take you double leg you land there's no

6:41tomorrow but look to Hezbollah said is

6:44it okay for a photo he gave me the

6:48didn't want to take the photo but he was

6:50actually he was quite a sound

6:52considering yeah mate imagine being him

6:54though like have you I've never reacted

6:56like that to someone no never no and you

6:59no no never uh [ __ ] just but anyway uh

7:01we went home tomorrow we got to we got

7:04to Istanbul when it was dark if the sun

7:06hasn't come up yet and it's already been

7:08one of the favorite trips of my life

7:09yes explain me by the way he's very

7:12smart why are you small he's like not

7:15even on the sides of my quote my quad's

7:17not that big we met Hezbollah yesterday

7:19bro how jealous are you the man has

7:22Bella I'm human I'm actually angry that

7:25you met him and I didn't

7:27what what would you what would you have

7:29done if you'd met a husband probably for

7:31starters are the [ __ ] herself and then

7:33I've picked him up and hugged him and

7:35then been taken away by the Russian

7:37mafia I imagine if I bump into him again

7:43he's a prick going around punching

7:45people but he looked well cute uh if I

7:48bump into him today which I probably

7:49broke his mummy what should I say to him

7:51um

8:01if everyone wants to come to Istanbul in

8:06October and October [ __ ] we're in

8:10October and look at the weather

8:20I'm hungry man

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8:30Ila

8:43thank you

8:54so first day around Turkey I actually

8:56packed quite light I didn't take the

8:58camera

8:59but it's mad found a Rolex for 12 grid

9:01went around all the markets we've done a

9:04lot of steps today let me check

9:09can you see that can you see this

9:1221 300 steps so far today Darren now we

9:16are on our way to Darren's family home

9:18that he's never been to or we're in

9:20covet I've never been I've never been

9:22it's cheaper than my car

9:24being covered I bought a flat in

9:26Istanbul my parents needed a flat launch

9:29Project X I was doing all right I was

9:30actually buzzing bought my favorite and

9:32bought my parents a flat in Turkey

9:35plus chips like 40 or 50k or something

9:38for a [ __ ] flat in Istanbul unfucking

9:41real and now again I've never been

9:43um it's a balcony so I think me Smith

9:45and my dad would probably smoke a cigar

9:47tonight

9:48so that one's that one will take us to

9:50kadike that's where we're gonna go

9:51tonight it's a nice little funky part of

9:53town I'd say it's almost like the cool

9:55Camden Vibe drinks bars and all that

9:58stuff we're gonna go tonight with my mom

9:59my dad we're going to us which is where

10:01I used to live when I was 17 when I was

10:03playing football here at Bishop's yeah

10:06you know diesel footballer man so we're

10:08gonna go there

10:09get a cab home see what my mom and dad

10:12are saying chill out a little bit maybe

10:14get an hour of chill time Porsche Garden

10:16is

10:18James Smith vloguna istanbula

10:22Istanbul layers

10:27there's one of our boats and we're

10:29running late so this is every day every

10:31day I used to travel back and forth

10:32there when I was playing football here

10:33and I would see like the same Bowl

10:36schedule and Health Training and this

10:37and that it's like everyone here is all

10:39about community in it so now we're in

10:41Europe we're heading to Asia with this

10:43big boy here it only takes about 20

10:45minutes or so you guys are gonna get an

10:46amazing view of the Boston

10:48Facebook

10:53back in the day you know you know what's

10:55crazy 14 years ago 14 no 14 years ago

10:59when I was 16. what the [ __ ]

11:02we're getting all tough why haven't we

11:04got kids

11:05why are we not married what do you think

11:08by the time you were 30 though I'm not

11:10gonna lie I'm playing over there yeah

11:13we've been playing over there I would

11:15have been able to get on the boat

11:15because I would have been too famous but

11:17none of that happened bro I thought I'd

11:19have it all figured out then yeah and I

11:21don't I've got a few books though you're

11:23doing all right bro yeah you're doing

11:24all right this is the thing when you

11:25want to get big on YouTube

11:27people just think are narcissistic

11:29villain

11:30we are where are we heading too

11:34which is Asia side

11:38see I'm seeing your parents in three

11:40months four months

11:48oh yeah I haven't seen my parents in

11:50ages now so we're in a proper British

11:52neighborhoods

11:54oh

12:04foreign

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12:45yeah I forgot

12:48talk me through some of this stuff

12:50the pickles these are pickles man this

12:52is that proper pickle so you know all

12:53these [ __ ]

12:55Western [ __ ] having probiotics and

12:57[ __ ] you want to see a probiotic this

13:01review

13:03if your God can handle that

13:05you can handle anything it's very much a

13:07sugar yeah

13:10so nice can we have a little bit yeah

13:12all of them you take it all of them

13:15I wasn't mad on these these are a little

13:18bit that's not cool that's like a wild

13:20fruit yeah this this is brown bread

13:23bottom taste that one's good

13:27been really sweet it's sweet

13:31heavy poop huh yeah yeah well yeah yeah

13:34yeah so all of this wood

13:37the tomatoes are special tomatoes look

13:40at this

13:41that is crazy and this is this is

13:47real aubergine real tomato

13:50you know see all the [ __ ] that you look

13:51all your hippies that go to Hackney and

13:54strong Newington for their fancy shops

13:56I'm gonna size that compared to my head

13:58but are you a good price

14:01it's a lavender

14:04oh my goodness

14:08you leave that leave that on the pillow

14:10yeah you know yeah actually yeah yeah oh

14:14shut up I was joking as well five star

14:16hotel

14:18it taste like being a child watch yeah

14:21watch when the cheese comes

14:24what's this

14:25all right that's more pickles

14:29yo people in the village they make what

14:32they can with like with what they have

14:34coming for this

14:35dried dried apple apple dried out

14:41so you can they dry that off they make

14:44like sweet tea from it in the winter so

14:46basically they take all the summer fruit

14:48in the village they dry it all up and

14:50they save it to have fruits

14:54so back in the day when they didn't have

14:56fridges in their Village they will turn

14:58around and dry all this up keep it

15:00somewhere cool and then heat it up same

15:03with me same with me

15:08they would cut the meat up they would

15:11cut the animals up they'll hang them let

15:12them dry you know them steak houses

15:14pretty much like that being like a

15:16village style and then eat it in the

15:18winter man bring food

15:23that means sausage

15:24Darren's been saying to me for ages you

15:26gotta try tomatoes in Turkey from the

15:28village and today I tried them yes

15:31bring the camera

15:32he's real with cheese

15:35real cheese from

15:38The Village not my way

15:40just giving him [ __ ] she goes hi there

15:45he goes why couldn't five percent of you

15:48be like me

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15:55up here

15:58man

16:01yeah

16:04real cool from the village yeah

16:07look at this there's nobody in there

16:10though and I like this your parents were

16:12built for a vlog yeah oh

16:15um what's happened to it someone's had a

16:17good time

16:25yeah Tracy if you're honest but it's

16:27pure butter

16:30because it needs to protect it

16:32hmm no I like that it's good

16:36yeah yeah someone did have a good time

16:38though

16:40kind of transaction someone might watch

16:43this video and then be like I need you

16:44guys to ship a direct route to the UK

16:47probably yeah

16:49she's crazy you know what's crazy they

16:51get like chicken

16:53he goes why don't you come to buy a farm

16:56but see like this sort of stuff like

16:58these small things for these sort of

17:00cultures go way further than most of you

17:03guys for Louis Vuitton bags most of us

17:06most of us I mean they love this [ __ ]

17:09bro they love the cheapest chips

17:11have you tried the cheese do you want to

17:14try it

17:15um

17:16on a certain vehicle and for the Vlog

17:18that's a lot jungle hops just buy it

17:21yeah

17:34the brown bread is there any tomorrow

17:37left outside yeah but it's okay I've had

17:39a lot of that

17:41smash that

17:43smash it

17:46tastes good

17:50so that this will survive my parents

17:53breakfast for a very long time

18:04what do we have here

18:06breakfast

18:08sujuk

18:13Darren's mum's known for

18:16a fantastic spread and an even better

18:19aren't you [ __ ] there and an even

18:21better breakfast I'll tell my dad about

18:22people get a shotgun

18:24oh yes uh you don't mess with the

18:27cartels or here's what will happen to

18:30you I'll put a clip in from yesterday

18:36I mean you you take care of her on that

18:38date you know not I'm gonna threaten you

18:39or anything but if you don't look up my

18:42daughter on that date they'll be able to

18:43pay

18:44just gonna wrap up our Istanbul Vlogs

18:46I'm off to the airport shortly but it's

18:48been good it's been fun glad you came

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19:02because

19:05the adventure never ends it's been good

19:07having you here bro it's been good it's

19:08been good bad any closing remarks

19:11so talking through the ultimate

19:13breakfast we obviously like football on

19:14the background yeah football's always

19:17under the background we've got fried

19:19eggs made with real bus fresh butter

19:21actually from the village and eggs from

19:24the village you've got sujak as well

19:26fresh tomatoes straight from the ground

19:28Brothers Straight front not in the

19:30ground but you know what I mean

19:32um freshly made cheese from the village

19:34as well you've got olives uh there's

19:36always olives Turks there's always

19:37olives side dish you've also got

19:40uh Peppers as well usually there's lemon

19:43and olive oil in that but my mom ran out

19:45of lemon so she's gonna do that there

19:47but if you look at it it is a lot of

19:49food but if you take bits of it if you

19:52have a look it's all healthy stuff

19:53really you've got some protein you've

19:55got some fats and you've got loads of

19:56veg

19:57and this is really like a traditional

19:59Turkish Kurdish breakfast yeah obviously

20:03tea and homemade bread homemade bread

20:06homemade bread you like it this is bread

20:09welcome James thank you for coming to my

20:11house

20:12uh you are a nice person

20:14thank you very much good luck to your

20:16life your business for everything thank

20:18you for supporting support my team I'm a

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20:28the money now so that it's legit all

20:30right guys hope you enjoyed bye-bye