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0:00now if you don't know who V shred is
0:01he's the [ __ ] ball bag six-pack wheel
0:04do you know what he's good looking guy
0:06their business is very apparent they
0:08were like we need a good looking dude
0:10who's in good shape and we can [ __ ]
0:12mislead the [ __ ] out of everyone and for
0:14years I've been taking the piss out of
0:16is are you reading right for your body
0:18type guy came up and goes how do you
0:20have such a good body and instead of
0:22sitting there for 30 minutes and talking
0:23to him about the three body types I sent
0:25him to my free body type quiz I'm not
0:28sure why it is but Americans are
0:29incapable of wearing a [ __ ] baseball
0:31cap
0:35hey yo are you eating right for your
0:37body type get in shape fast for whatever
0:40your body type is I don't do an hour of
0:42cardio I have never done an hour of
0:44cardio in the past five ten years
0:47somatotypes endomorphism or mesomorph
0:49because they want to increase how many
0:52calories they're burning to lose weight
0:54faster but what if I told you that when
0:57you do this you're actually hurting
0:58yourself
0:59the personality traits originally that
1:01were discarded like [ __ ] hundred
1:02years ago you don't have a body type if
1:04you're obese you've been over consuming
1:06the amount of calories that you need to
1:07[ __ ] eat on a daily basis not eating
1:10for 16 hours straight of eating nothing
1:13but because insert my system and workout
1:15plan here oh shut the [ __ ] up some of
1:18y'all might have seen a more recent
1:20v-shred advert and a lot of us will like
1:22hold on a minute fats and meats and
1:25never eating carbs fats and meats and
1:28never eating carbs fat and meats and
1:33never eating carbs
1:42wow wow
1:45I would have bet money I would have bet
1:47money there is not one way the v-shred
1:50could be more of a
1:53[ __ ] sucker wow oh my God is that Owen
1:56Wilson some of you might not watch Joe
1:58Rogan like you know biggest [ __ ]
2:00podcasts in the world if you were to
2:03look at this podcast there is this some
2:04cheap [ __ ] joke no that's the that's the
2:06[ __ ] bro you see that curtain down the
2:09back that velvet
2:11maroon colored curtain now curtains are
2:15used in rooms to help dampen the echo of
2:18sound it's very good for audio I could
2:20do with some curtains in here but the
2:22way that he's tried to mimic the guest
2:25position on Joe Rogan you [ __ ] piece
2:30of [ __ ] V shred you are a [ __ ] knob
2:33head that is a sure sm77b which is one
2:36of these then the headphones are
2:38Sennheiser Sennheiser Sennheiser HD 280s
2:43do I know what headphones uses
2:46because I obviously copied them myself
2:48think about it right Joe Rogan has got
2:50more money than he probably knows what
2:52to do with to him quality matters so
2:56he's going to have the best microphone
2:57so any up and aspiring podcaster myself
3:01include I'm like I'm getting the shore
3:02sm7b when I see the the shaw microphones
3:05that are the one down from this that
3:07like milk boys use I'm like wow you guys
3:09on a [ __ ] budget yeah I should want
3:12some of us are in that position of
3:14trying to mimic the equipment sure but
3:16the the backdrop for an advert that is
3:19some Machiavellian [ __ ] bro wow can
3:23you imagine that someone sat there in a
3:24room and was like Hey guys why don't you
3:26know we make it look like we've been on
3:27Brogan and the point I want to make
3:29clear is this is the length that people
3:30will go to because these aren't Fitness
3:32professionals these are marketing
3:33professionals the lens they will go to
3:35to convince people of their gravitas or
3:38their position in the industry I'll make
3:40one thing clear to some of you that may
3:41not realize this people aren't looking
3:43to build businesses they're looking to
3:44build systems where if they can put ten
3:47thousand dollars in advertise here make
3:48eleven they've won their system because
3:50then with that 11 000 they reinvest it
3:52maybe make 12 and a half and then over
3:54time it is just a churning rate of
3:56getting people to click through rates on
3:58adverts to make money to then reinvest
4:00to make more money back and this company
4:01have made Millions from doing so moral
4:04of the story don't be gullible I can't
4:06believe the lens people will go to to
4:08make more money Siri find me where I can
4:11buy red curtain in Sydney