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0:06Well, well, well. Look what we have
0:09here.
0:11Honestly, seeing all that damage, I
0:14didn't think you would even manage to
0:16get all the way back, unit one. With all
0:19that piercing damage to your armor, I
0:22was about to suggest that you get moved
0:25from the front lines. any more damage
0:28like that.
0:30And I'm starting to think that you'd
0:32rather be a magician's assistant than a
0:36frontline unit.
0:38Hey, stop looking at me like that. I'm
0:42not the one who decided that dodging
0:44attacks
0:46is optional.
0:48Now let's see if we can get [snorts]
0:52you going and restart your engine to see
0:54how much of your systems are still
0:57operational.
1:01Okay, system is booting up.
1:04Let me just run a short diagnostic
1:07check.
1:09System load up 20%.
1:14System load up 50%.
1:18System load up. Data error. No. No. That
1:25can be. No. Come on, dear. And now
1:28you're stronger than that. I [snorts]
1:31I believe in you.
1:34System retry sequence.
1:39System. Load up. 85%.
1:43That's my girl. I knew you could do it.
1:47And there we go. System 100%.
1:52Looks like the loadup sequence works
1:55just fine.
1:57And for my final trick,
2:00open your eyes, darling.
2:04Okay, it looks like all systems are
2:06working.
2:08Good morning, unit one.
2:11Oh, you
2:13you don't remember what happened.
2:16Unit one, you were on a little scouting
2:19mission when you were ambushed by enemy
2:22forces.
2:24Thankfully, you managed to take her of
2:27most of them and retreated before full
2:30system failure could occur.
2:32Although
2:34you you really worried me when I saw
2:38your status change on my pet. I really
2:41thought [sighs]
2:44I really thought I wouldn't get to see
2:45my favorite unit ever again.
2:50For all the trouble you cause,
2:53you're still something special.
2:57Now, let's just run a few more tests to
3:00see if everything else is working as
3:02expected.
3:04[sighs]
3:05Let us start with something simple.
3:09[snorts]
3:09Just take a deep breath,
3:13hold it for a moment, and breathe out.
3:18Okay, please repeat it once more.
3:22Take a deep breath. Hold it for a moment
3:27and breathe out. Great. Looks like the
3:31basic systems are working.
3:34Now, unit one, please give a status
3:38report.
3:47>> [snorts]
3:48>> Okay, BH is not working.
3:51Well,
3:53it isn't great that those systems aren't
3:55running, but that seems to be a minor
3:57issue.
4:00Nothing to be concerned about, dear.
4:03We'll figure out.
4:07Yeah, we'll figure that one out in no
4:09time. I promise. [snorts] Just relax and
4:13let us continue with the tests
4:16just to be sure that nothing else is
4:18going on as well.
4:20Please stretch out your arms and then
4:24intertwine your fingers.
4:27Excellent.
4:29Looks like your motoric skills are
4:31working just fine.
4:33Hey,
4:36no need to gesture like that. Just
4:38because you can speak doesn't mean that
4:42it's not rude.
4:44I'm trying to help you after all.
4:48Now, please lower your hands and try to
4:52touch your feet.
4:55Don't give me that look. You're built
4:58for that much movement at least.
5:01And if you can't do it, then we got
5:04something else to check out as well.
5:08See,
5:10I knew you could do it. Although, we
5:13should replace some oil during your next
5:15pop inspection.
5:17Looks like you can move just fine. And
5:20most of the damage you received was
5:23superficial in nature.
5:27Guess marking you down as a magician's
5:29assistant wouldn't be that of the mark
5:32dear.
5:36I'm sure we can even get you a matching
5:38paint shop.
5:41Kidding.
5:43You couldn't color suit you. Well,
5:46you did a great job choosing them, dear.
5:49Still, we do have to reapply some of it
5:53cuz you scratched up most of it.
5:58But like I said, that's only part of the
6:01superficial damage.
6:03I already ordered the needed pain for
6:05it. It will be there once inspection is
6:09done.
6:11Now, if you would be so kind and please
6:14lay down again.
6:17I would like to circle back to your
6:19speech iss to your speech issues.
6:25Oh.
6:26Oh, that's not what that's supposed to
6:28be. Could you
6:31Could you please open your mouth a tiny
6:33bit more?
6:40Just as a thought.
6:43How few connections got to lose? Wait,
6:46let me check the connectors of them. Oh,
6:50so sir. Looks like we found a culpit.
6:55Looks like you chewed on your own vocal
6:57connectors.
6:58Hey, don't look at me like that. Those
7:02are your teeth, Maxer, and not mine.
7:07Don't worry. Those are easily replaced.
7:12I just have to order for you.
7:15Unless you want a voice that make Unless
7:19you want a voice that's made for solemn
7:21movies.
7:22Yeah, the ones I still got in my office
7:25are
7:26for [clears throat] lesser quality.
7:28And that's not something that belongs in
7:31my favorite unit.
7:34Else we can expect you to need even more
7:37repairs than you already do.