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0:00viral looks maxing sensation clavvicular
0:02was just charged on the following three
0:04counts. Felony rape, drugging someone
0:06for sex, and providing alcohol to
0:08someone under 21. But what's even more
0:10shocking is this accusation doesn't come
0:12from just any girl Clvicular dated. It
0:15was made by the girl that he allegedly
0:17paid $1,000 when she was 16 to become
0:20the female face of Looks Maxing. But
0:23what few people are reporting is that
0:25Clavicular injected this girl with drugs
0:28on camera to looks max her at 17.
0:31>> Clavvicular has been charged with
0:33multiple felonies for allegedly drugging
0:36and raping someone. This appears to be
0:39the same girl who filed a lawsuit
0:41against him. She alleged that he
0:43injected her with some sort of elicit
0:46substance, possibly methamphetamines.
0:49And just as I was uploading this video,
0:50footage of someone confronting Clav
0:52saying that he drugs her friends has
0:54gone viral.
0:55>> Saying I drug people. Are you
0:56got drugged the table you're at?
0:58>> At the table I was at. So it's my fault.
1:00>> Oh my god. And so many people are saying
1:03Clavvicular was charged with drugging
1:04and raping a minor fork found in
1:06kitchen. But what far fewer people
1:08realize is just how normal Clvicular's
1:11mindset has become. How much what he
1:13teaches has gone mainstream. Even the
1:15people who hate Clavvicular have embied
1:18his values and use his talking points.
1:20For example, this is from a very
1:22anti-clavvicular Tik Tocker. I've been
1:24patiently waiting so long for the female
1:26clavvicular. Like, where are you hiding?
1:28Like, I need you to start streaming and
1:30just go out there and like degrade all
1:32these men and just be like so hot and
1:35beautiful and just be like the female
1:37version, but like better. Please.
1:39>> No, we shouldn't see a female
1:40clavicular. We shouldn't see any more
1:42clavviculars. Before the industrial
1:44revolution, individuals or families had
1:46a variety of careers. You would grow
1:48your own food, sell your own clothes,
1:50and sing your own songs to entertain
1:52your family and neighbors. However,
1:54around 1750, England realized it was
1:56much more efficient for every citizen to
1:59specialize on just one activity. You
2:02become really good at baking bread and I
2:04become really good at welding. Then we
2:05trade with each other and hence
2:07capitalism was born. England quickly
2:10became the wealthiest country in the
2:11world and every other European country
2:13followed. But about 100 years later, one
2:15German writer named Karl Marx observed
2:18when you spend your whole life devoted
2:19to one simple task, you can't live as a
2:22full human being. You're reduced to a
2:25narrow facet of economic productivity.
2:27And essentially, the entire political
2:29history of the Western world since 1750
2:31has been about how to deal with this
2:33problem of specialization. We talk about
2:35the loneliness epidemic in America
2:37today, but that's been building for more
2:39than 200 years. As we get more and more
2:42specialized, we isolate from each other
2:44more and more. That's why the least
2:46specialized countries are the least
2:48lonely. And this extreme specialization
2:50leads to a society where rather than
2:52everybody getting to paint whatever they
2:54feel like, we're all forced to paint a
2:56very small corner of one giant mosaic of
2:59capitalism. And this specialization has
3:01not only been economic, it's affected
3:03every part of our lives. Like 200 years
3:06ago, you didn't major in anything in
3:08college. You just were there to study
3:10knowledge. Even a 100 years ago, if you
3:12were going to major in like philosophy,
3:14you'd just study like all of philosophy.
3:16Whereas today, you'd probably specialize
3:18in 13th century to mystic philosophy or
3:2119th century existentialism with a
3:23special focus on the will to power. And
3:24Marx's fundamental claim was we are all
3:26fundamentally whole human beings. So
3:28even if it's more productive for us to
3:30all focus on one narrow task, which he
3:32acknowledges it is, we end up losing a
3:34huge part of our humanity. And this is
3:38the story of clavicular. As recently as
3:40a 100 years ago, wearing makeup to
3:42improve your appearance was very taboo.
3:45Makeup was reserved for actors and
3:48prostitutes exclusively. But then
3:50eventually marketers realized they could
3:52make some more money if they said
3:53regular women should also use makeup to
3:55improve their looks. And then within a
3:57few decades, the makeup industry
3:58exploded along with all new sorts of
4:00fashion like the minikrt and the bikini.
4:02In the 80s and '90s, the golden age of
4:04popular television and magazines,
4:06celebrities became omnipresent, and so
4:08were their looks. Something I've noticed
4:10is virtually every famous supermodel you
4:12can name like Kate Moss or Cindy
4:14Crawford or Naomi Campbell or Tyra
4:15Banks, like they're all from the 80s and
4:17'90s because the 80s and '90s were the
4:18culmination of 70 years of marketing
4:21campaigns saying, "Here are products you
4:22can use to improve your looks." You
4:24know, I periodically see Tik Tok saying,
4:26"Wow, people today are so much hotter
4:28than they were 100 years ago."
4:29>> Portraits, paintings, pictures of people
4:31from beforehand. I always know that they
4:33are ugly.
4:33>> Because for 100 years, we've had
4:35industries dedicated to making us look
4:37hotter. So, by that same token, 100
4:39years ago, anorexia, bulimia, body
4:41dysmorphia were virtually unheard of.
4:44Today, we have millions of cases a year
4:46because we all think looks are so
4:48important now. However, a strong focus
4:50on improving the male appearance didn't
4:52really arise until the last few years.
4:54Bulimia, anorexia, and body dysmorphia
4:56used to be exclusively experienced by
4:58women. But in the last few years, men
5:00have started getting hospitalized for
5:02those conditions at record rates. And
5:04why did this happen? Well, in the last
5:06few years, women have ascended in the
5:08workplace. In the words of Gloria
5:09Steinum, they became the men that they
5:12wanted to marry. So increasingly women
5:14no longer had to choose men based on
5:16economic considerations and started
5:18choosing them for other considerations.
5:20And I would say on the basis of
5:21personality and values or popularity or
5:24humor. But one community, the Red
5:26Pillars, said women are incredibly
5:28cynical and only date men for their
5:30money and looks. But then, and this is
5:32what's really important, a subsection of
5:34these red pillars broke off and started
5:36something called the black pill that
5:38said, "No, women only date guys based on
5:42their looks." Guys would share stories
5:44about how they started working out so
5:45much or they made so much money or they
5:47tried to improve their personality, but
5:49they didn't get the girls that they
5:50liked because they were born chuds. They
5:52were born with an ugly face. And so,
5:55these guys concluded, "It's hopeless. If
5:58you weren't born in the 95th percentile
6:00for facial features, then girls will
6:01never date you and you should just give
6:03up on women entirely. Enter Clavicular,
6:05who at 12 years old starts spending
6:07hours every day on the Black Pill
6:09community. But he realizes the Black
6:11Pillars have something wrong. They're
6:13totally right that all of your success
6:14with women is based on the looks you got
6:16when you were born. But what they don't
6:18realize is you can be reborn. Clvicular
6:20took this black pill philosophy and
6:23said, "What if I become death? What if I
6:25take all these steroids and hit myself
6:27in the face with a hammer over and over
6:29again until I actually rearrange my face
6:32so it would be like I was born a Chad?
6:35We all know the famous story where there
6:36was this intractable knot that nobody
6:39could untie. So one day Alexander the
6:41Great goes up to the knot and says, "I
6:42know how to untie this." And he cuts it
6:44in half with his sword. Well, this was
6:46basically clvicular to the black bill.
6:48They were saying, "We can't do anything
6:49like we were born a certain way." And
6:51Clvicular just says, "What if you could
6:53be reborn?" And then when Clavvicular
6:55gets insanely famous, he gets validation
6:57that his theory was correct the whole
6:59time. He made himself so attractive and
7:00now he's so popular because he's so
7:02attractive. But he's wrong. He's just
7:04memeable and crazy. So he goes viral.
7:06>> Who are you?
7:06>> I don't know. Just a guy.
7:08>> YOU'RE NOT THE GUY THAT SHOT THE
7:09ALLIGATOR, are you?
7:12>> No.
7:15>> Left.
7:16>> What do I have to do when
7:17>> Yeah.
7:19>> Why is it running around when I touch
7:20it?
7:21>> Come on. Put your hand in there. Come
7:22on.
7:24Oh dude. What? It just attacked
7:26me. I'm not going back in there.
7:27>> Do I look thick?
7:29>> You see?
7:29>> I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
7:31>> Well, why would you ask me? Like, what?
7:34>> Like, according to Kvicular, the most
7:35successful YouTubers should be the most
7:37handsome. And like, no offense, Jimmy,
7:39but I don't think Mr. Beast is the most
7:42handsome person that YouTube has ever
7:44produced. He thinks he hooks up with all
7:46these girls on his live streams because
7:47his, you know, cantal tilt or whatever
7:49the red pillars say is rightly adjusted.
7:52But like, have you considered that
7:53you're also just like, you know, super
7:55famous, especially in America? Because
7:56when he went to Europe, no girl would
7:58like even talk to him.
8:00>> I get a hotel room later.
8:02>> I have my own place.
8:03>> I have my own place. Why would I get a
8:05hotel room? [music] Is that an
8:07invitation?
8:09>> That that that could be an issue,
8:13>> bro. Relax. All right.
8:16>> The speaker.
8:17>> Yeah, I GET THE SPEAKER.
8:19YOU ALL KNOW COMING FRIENDS. You all
8:21You all suck.
8:23>> Your glasses.
8:26>> Oh, brutal.
8:27>> What is brutal?
8:28>> Um,
8:31it's all good. All right.
8:32>> Nice to meet you, bro.
8:33>> Yeah. What is brutal?
8:34>> I don't know why everyone's just like
8:36dick for no reason.
8:37>> Bonjour.
8:38>> Hey, I'm American. What's your name?
8:42>> Excuse me. You're very pretty.
8:43>> Sorry.
8:43>> It's You're very pretty.
8:45>> What do you want?
8:46>> Yo,
8:46>> just go away.
8:47>> Bonjour. Jeanular.
8:49>> So, if his whole theory is that he's
8:51been reborn into this new super
8:53attractive face that every girl will
8:54want to date him and all guys will want
8:56to hang out with him, why couldn't he
8:57date any French or Greek girls? Do they
8:59just have bad eyesight? So, am I making
9:01a fundamentally Marxist critique of
9:04Clvicular? Yes, I am. Just like how
9:07Markx argued that if we specialize to do
9:09only one task, we lose touch with our
9:11whole humanity. I think what clvicular
9:13does is even more dangerous. And I don't
9:15think Carl would approve. FAT THEY DO IS
9:17CRIMINAL.
9:18>> WE'RE NOT JUST SPECIALIZING our jobs,
9:19we're specializing our personhood.
9:21Clavicular really does reduce all human
9:23attributes and interactions to physical
9:26appearance. So Mark said man is
9:27fundamentally an economic creature.
9:29Freud said man is fundamentally a sexual
9:32creature. Clvicular says man is
9:34fundamentally a physical creature. That
9:36your physical attraction determines
9:38everything. I mean Clvicular says things
9:40all the time like being attractive will
9:41make you more money than being a genius.
9:43Do you really think that if you had a
9:45sharper nose or a more chiseled jawline
9:47that you would make more money? Do you
9:49think that's what's holding you back?
9:50[music]
9:50>> Absolutely.
9:51>> And here's why I'm so angry about this.
9:53As soon as you think your looks
9:54determine everything, you are going to
9:56become hyper critical of your looks and
9:58you'll always be thinking about them,
10:00which is what Clavvicular is always
10:01thinking about and why he's clearly so
10:03unhappy all the time. It's like headline
10:05news when he actually laughs.
10:12He also says that he wants to become a
10:14father, but he's made himself infertile
10:16because he just thinks looks are more
10:18important than anything else, even his
10:19own desire to have children.
10:20>> So, right now, uh, I am infertile, but
10:23>> what if you have an ugly child?
10:25>> Well, uh, I'm going to make sure that
10:27doesn't happen. I'm going to mate
10:29select. And I think it is truly
10:31extraordinary that this whole
10:32clavvicular story makes international
10:34headlines just 2 days after Cindy
10:37Crawford's son, a very attractive and
10:40successful and wealthy model, someone
10:42who had everything Clavvicular says is
10:44important in life, died at 27 allegedly
10:47from an overdose. And I'm guilty of
10:49thinking clavvicularly. I was vaguely
10:52aware of Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaia
10:54Gerber, and I always thought she was so
10:55pretty. And not only that, like she must
10:57have such a great life, but that was so
11:00foolish of me. So my question to
11:02everyone listening, even if you're not a
11:03Marxist, which I'm not a Marxist, can
11:07you at least understand Marxist critique
11:09about why just assembling like the leg
11:11of a chair or driving Uber for your
11:13whole life doesn't allow you to achieve
11:14your full human potential compared to a
11:16pre-industrial society where you could
11:18fulfill so many more human attributes.
11:20You could become a fisherman in the
11:21morning and a poet at night. Well, then
11:22can you see where I'm coming from? Where
11:24I say it's the same thing. If you reduce
11:26all of success in life and meaning in
11:28life to plastic surgery, the story of
11:31Clavicular is almost mythical in its
11:33tragedy. In Moby Dick, Captain Ahab
11:35pursues the White Whale to the expense
11:37of every other part of his life, his
11:39happiness, his ship, the lives of the
11:42rest of his crew mates. And in a very
11:44revealing paragraph, the narrator
11:45Ishmamail says it's not because he truly
11:48hates the whale, but because he's
11:49projected all of his own inner darkness
11:52onto that whale. All evil to crazy Ahab
11:54were visibly personified and made
11:56practically assailable in Moby Dick. He
11:58piled upon the whale's white hump the
12:00sum of all the general rage and hate
12:03felt by his whole race from Adam down.
12:05And then, as if his chest had been a
12:07mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell
12:10upon it. If he can slay this whale, he
12:13can slay evil. And maybe you think it's
12:15a stretch for me to say that's how
12:16Clvicular feels. But I'm not so sure. I
12:19want you to look at this viral video of
12:20Clvicular's eighth grade graduation.
12:23>> Next graduate is Braden Peters.
12:31>> Congratulations.
12:32>> Someone said, "Man, this is
12:33terrifying cuz I could see myself as a
12:35dad just like his dad. You could be the
12:37best, most wholesome pops and still end
12:40up with a clavvicular." By clvicular's
12:42own admission, he was autistic. People
12:43made fun of him at school and no girl
12:45liked him. All he had was a loving
12:47family and a bright future. But when he
12:48discovered the black pill community, he
12:50realized that's not enough. He was
12:51failing on the only metric that
12:53mattered, being physically attractive.
12:54So don't take my word for it. Like
12:56Clvicular will tell you himself
12:58everything I said. I mean, he even has
12:59this literary arc for himself that he
13:02was neglected and abused as a child,
13:04even though he wasn't.
13:05>> My parents basically like cut me off.
13:07Ching money, so just like paying for
13:10food, stuff like that.
13:12>> Wait, your parents wouldn't pay for food
13:14when you were in seventh grade? Well,
13:15there would be like food in the house,
13:16but like if I wanted to like get food
13:18while I was at school,
13:19>> he's like that meme.
13:20>> Goof, what's up? Cool binder. Hey, goop.
13:22Want to come over to my house today?
13:24>> They all hated me.
13:25>> And so once physical attraction becomes
13:27the most important thing, then you know,
13:29crushing a few bones or taking a few
13:31roids is a minor leap at most.
13:33>> I use crystal as a stimulant.
13:35>> Absolutely atrocious for brain health
13:36and I'm taking [music] testosterone
13:38every single day.
13:38>> Not optimal for avoiding infertility.
13:40>> I take minoxidal for my hair.
13:41>> Taking minoxidil with a full head of
13:42hair. Not optimal for common sense. I
13:44take castide for my hair. Not optimal
13:46for avoiding erectile dysfunction. I
13:47also take Accutane. Not optimal for
13:48avoiding dry skin. Take registry tide
13:50once a week. Taking a drug with limited
13:52long-term data. Absolute insanity. Take
13:53me too every single day. Not optimal for
13:55hormones. It would be insane [music] to
13:56not prioritize them. Thinking it would
13:58be insane to not take nine different
13:59drugs at 20 years old. Not optimal for
14:01smart thinking. And now people are
14:02alleging that includes sleeping with a
14:04minor that you drugged and got blackout
14:06drunk. Because if we've established that
14:08once you achieve physical
14:09attractiveness, then you should get
14:11everything. success, agilation,
14:13girlfriends, fame, then any
14:14manifestation of those accolades you'll
14:16take for granted because you've achieved
14:18the one metric on which all of those
14:20things are earned. And you're not going
14:21to pause and think, well, is this
14:23situation ethical? Because ethics,
14:25that's not what's most important in
14:26life. Asking Calvicular to turn down a
14:28possible hookup is like asking Usain
14:30Bolt to turn away some of his trophies.
14:32These are all the accolades that he
14:34feels he's rightly earned by remaking
14:36his face. Here's a better analogy. It
14:38would be like asking an employee to turn
14:40down some of his salary. Clvicular has
14:42spent years of his life and hundreds of
14:44thousands of dollars and so many drugs
14:45and given up his fertility and probably
14:47his life expectancy. And he expects a
14:49salary in terms of fame, agilation, and
14:52sex. And when that doesn't happen, he's
14:55confused and sad. Like there's so many
14:57of these videos where he expresses that
14:59he would give anything to not be like
15:01this, to not be autistic. He's only
15:03doing all this in the first place so he
15:05can have the social interactions that
15:06his friends already had in high school.
15:08>> I wish [music] I wish that I wasn't a
15:11autist doing this rant right
15:13now. I wish I [music] was walking around
15:15the dining hall like a normal kid, like
15:17a normal hanging out with
15:19my buddies in college, right? [music]
15:21Even if it's coke, even if college is
15:23the dumbest thing known to, man.
15:25I wish I had that experience and you
15:27guys took [music] that away from me.
15:28>> Yeah. All right. See you guys later.
15:30Nice to meet you.
15:32Oh, dude. I'm so bad at talking to
15:34people. Oh god, I'm going to kill
15:36myself. Someone said, "I dead ass say
15:38this to myself every day."
15:39>> How do you get this neurotypical?
15:41>> How do you become this neurotypical?
15:44>> Is frying me. That is the most 2026
15:47question anyone has ever asked. And I've
15:49heard people ask if they can outmog
15:51Kaisen. Okay. And so the real reason I'm
15:53sounding the alarm is that Clvicular's
15:55mindset is not confined to Clavicular.
15:57Clavicular has a lot of fans, but he's
15:59also broadly unpopular. What's really
16:00insidious is that even his biggest
16:03haters and even our most elite
16:05institutions while denouncing clavicular
16:07have adapted his whole rais on detra. I
16:10had to carefully confirm this story
16:12because I thought there's no way this is
16:14true but it is. Stanford University used
16:19AI
16:20to lookax THEIR OWN STUDENT BODY. THEY
16:24MADE A FLYER with three of their
16:26undergraduates but didn't think that
16:27they mogged hard enough. They literally
16:29AI slimmed this girl's face, changed all
16:32this guy's facial features, and thought
16:34this last guy was just like too ugly, I
16:36guess, and replaced HIM WITH A GIRL. A
16:38GIRL WHO DOES NOT EXIST. LEADING someone
16:40to quote tweet this article and say
16:42every day, I think more and more that
16:44Clvicular was a prophet. Or maybe his
16:46views have just gone mainstream.
16:48>> If I were to come up with five people to
16:50nominate for streamer of the year, I
16:51would probably do Clvicular. And that
16:54might ruffle some feathers, but I do
16:56think he's probably had the largest
16:58impact from the streaming space on
17:00culture.
17:01>> So, let me clarify this. What population
17:04in the world do you think has the
17:05greatest body image issues? At least
17:08before the looks maxers. It's obvious.
17:10Actors and models famously. Well, just
17:12like Bo Burnham likes to say that social
17:14media has turned all of us into
17:15performers, these looks maxers have
17:17turned all of us into miniature models
17:19where we at least feel like we're judged
17:21solely on our appearance. all the time.
17:24Like it's now common parliament to call
17:25someone a Chad or a Chud. And not only
17:27if they're objectively ugly, but even if
17:29you just don't like them. Like if
17:30someone gets cancelled, their comments
17:32fill up with like how ugly they are. And
17:34people just say chud, chud, chud. Like
17:37just a couple hours ago, one of the
17:38first articles that broke the story that
17:40Clvicular was arrested, mentioned that
17:42he was famously handsome. And someone on
17:43TikTok said, "Oh my gosh, like how could
17:45you say that about him? As if being
17:47handsome meant he was a good person."
17:49Like I remember when I learned about Ted
17:50Bundy growing up, people would say,
17:52"Yeah, he was very attractive." And no
17:53one took someone saying that Ted Bundy
17:54was attractive as in any way praising
17:56them. But now looking good is so
17:58synonymous with being good as
18:00Clavvicular wanted that even Clvicular's
18:02haters are mad when people just say that
18:04he's attractive. Increasingly, even in
18:06politics, news articles will say one
18:08politician mogged the other, which if
18:11you're fortunate enough to not know what
18:13that means, it's like looks maxing slang
18:15for being more attractive. Clavvicular
18:17himself, who does have millions of
18:19unironic fans, said he would vote for
18:22president solely based on the
18:24candidates's facial symmetry, which I'm
18:26pretty sure is just the prologue to
18:28Idiocracy. No, I take that back. Even
18:30Idiocracy wasn't that stupid. The
18:32premise of Idiocracy is they meet
18:34someone who's smarter than them, and
18:35they at least try to have him run the
18:38society because they at some level still
18:40know intelligence is a good thing. We're
18:42we're like worse than idiocracy. JD
18:44Vance is subhuman and Gavin News some
18:46bugs.
18:47>> JD Vance is subhuman.
18:48>> He's got a very short total facial width
18:51to height ratio. He's obese. Uh very
18:54recessed side profile. Whereas Newsome
18:57is like 63 Chad.
18:59>> Because no matter how many girls
19:00clvicular gets with or how many bones he
19:02smashes, he only becomes more insecure
19:04about his looks. He literally had to end
19:06a live stream recently, literally his
19:09job, because the comments were saying
19:10that his nose job didn't look good.
19:12Leavvicular gets emotional when he
19:14realizes rhinoplasty [music] ruined his
19:16face card.
19:17>> You and everyone in the chat, you're
19:20Yeah, look at these copers, bro. They
19:21don't know. I'm mugging hard, dude. You
19:23look too feminine now. What the
19:25>> Like, this reminds me a lot of how Barry
19:27Bonds and A-Rod and Mark Maguire all
19:29started using steroids after they were
19:32baseball legends.
19:33>> Barry Bonds began using steroids when he
19:36was already a three-time MVP. A-Rod
19:40began using steroids when he was already
19:43the recipient of the biggest contract in
19:46sports history. Barry Bonds and A-Rod
19:48were not addicted to steroids per se.
19:51They were addicted to success. And we
19:53know this because at the height of their
19:55success, they still wanted more.
19:57>> Their massive success didn't alleviate
19:59their self-doubt. It accelerated it.
20:01Bonds and Rodriguez at the height of
20:03their powers still felt this nagging
20:05sense of incompleteness [music]
20:07>> because to become these great baseball
20:08players they had an intensely critical
20:10self voice. So as pressure increases
20:13their voice just got louder. And it's
20:15the same for clavvicular. Succeeding at
20:16baseball becomes more important than
20:18your health or the integrity of the
20:20game. And for clavvicular physical
20:21appearance is more important than having
20:23children, love, or even life itself. I
20:26mean, there not that many Looks Maxers,
20:28and already one of them has died after a
20:31mental health breakdown. One of
20:32Clvicular's friends. This wasn't even
20:34the first time Clavvicular was arrested.
20:36>> Police say 20-year-old Braden Eric
20:38Peters was taken into custody on a
20:40warrant for misdemeanor battery. Peters
20:42and a 24year-old woman are accused of
20:44attacking a 19-year-old inside of a
20:46rental home near CM. Investigators claim
20:49Peters actually instigated the fight.
20:51>> And a few months ago, he literally
20:53overdosed. And if you're not in Gen
20:55Alpha or Gen Z, you have no idea how
20:58widespread looks maxing terminology is.
21:00I would bet money that at least a
21:02majority a majority of middle schoolers
21:05across the country have heard of it,
21:07which is terrifying because a majority
21:09of middle schoolers couldn't like tell
21:10you which countries fought in the
21:12MexicanAmerican War.
21:13>> Who fought in the Civil War?
21:17>> Soldiers.
21:19>> Who against who?
21:21Um, America and France.
21:24>> But they do know print maxing.
21:26>> Got into what?
21:26>> Print maxing.
21:28>> Print maxing.
21:29>> Yeah,
21:29>> print.
21:30>> Yeah.
21:30>> What is print maxing?
21:31>> Like the
21:32>> print
21:32>> the print of your of your neck through
21:34your pants.
21:36>> You knew that. Why does my daughter know
21:38about dick prints?
21:39>> Brutal, dude. Brutal [laughter]
21:42>> Brutal. Clvicular seldom smiles. The
21:44reason he's so excited is because he
21:46sees how far his influence reaches. That
21:48just some random girl off the street
21:49knows some obscure term from his lingo.
21:52>> No, it bothers me. When did you see Dick
21:54Prince? When did you see Dick Prince?
21:56>> Holy [laughter] dude.
21:59>> When did you No, just give me a minute.
22:01When did you hear about Dick Prince?
22:02>> Well, that's awkward. How Mandel's like,
22:04give me a minute. I got to deal with
22:06this.
22:06>> It's over.
22:07>> It's over. This is a great example of
22:08how if you're older than Gen Z, you have
22:10no idea how much clvicular and
22:12clavvicular adjacent slang has become
22:14normal. Like even just there, Clvicular
22:15was saying it's over as in to say like
22:17you're cooks, bro. Like your daughter is
22:20in my world now. But Howie Mandel
22:22doesn't get that. He thinks that he's
22:23just referring to like chronology that
22:25like he was having this conversation
22:26with his daughter and now that has ended
22:28so it's technically over. Like they're
22:30not even communicating.
22:31>> It's over. It's over.
22:32>> I am so proud of myself that I have
22:34never heard of print maxing before that
22:36video.
22:37>> [laughter]
22:37>> I guess I guess I'm ahead of Howie
22:39Mandel's daughter.
22:40>> What the are the words we're using
22:42today? Clvicular was midestraoning when
22:45a group of foids came and spiked his
22:46cortisol levels. Is ignoring the voids
22:49while ming and mogging [music] Moids
22:51more useful than SPM Chad fishing in the
22:54club? What the are we saying?
22:57Avicular almost caught a careerending
22:59cortisol spike after a lar max Stacy
23:02tried gestrifying him on stream and
23:04calling him a good boy while he was midm
23:07mock between two low tier normies at
23:10ASU. What the Quicular caught a
23:13cortisol
23:16catastro cat
23:18reset.
23:19>> Why is bro tripping on that one?
23:20Catastrophic is not an incel word.
23:22Vicular caught a catastrophic cortisol
23:25spike in fear of becoming a bloat cell
23:28after his assistant forgot to remove the
23:30cheese off his cheeseburger. If [music]
23:32we said any of this to people back
23:34in like the 1700s, we would be burned as
23:36witches. What What the is [music] a
23:38goddamn void? And what is mogging mids?
23:41What? What is a chatfishing? What what
23:44what are we saying? Yeah, but
23:47the comments are full of Jenz and Jen
23:48Alpha saying, "I hate that I actually
23:50understood all of this." Who the is
23:53watching clvicular and thinking anything
23:55other than
23:56>> this dude is strange as hell?
23:58>> I'm seeing him go into rooms with girls
24:00on stream wearing a mic so that his
24:0214-year-old viewers can like listen to
24:04him hook up with them. What the is
24:07this?
24:07>> And then when he gets rejected in these
24:09situations, he's just like, well, you're
24:10kind of annoying and like
24:12>> I can have you if I want you. I was I
24:13was this close. But then he does care,
24:15right? Because like that's the entire
24:16purpose of BP is like caring so much
24:19about how you look and how it affects
24:21your experience with women.
24:23>> Someone said he's so insecure it fries
24:25me. Bro,
24:26>> I'm a med student. I thought I'd give
24:27some insight into why clvicular is
24:29actively decomposing. He's admitted to
24:31using a substance called crystal as a
24:34stimulant. And using that substance as a
24:37stimulant is not recommended and has a
24:40number of negative side effects. And
24:42generally speaking, we don't recommend
24:45that patients use it.
24:46>> I'm really glad we have a medical
24:48student to explain that using
24:49>> crystal meth is not good.
24:52>> You know, as a medical student, getting
24:53stabbed in the face is really not good
24:55for blood circulation. He's literally
24:57just meththinging around. TBH,
24:59>> have you ever been with somebody that
25:01you don't consider hot?
25:02>> Oh, yeah. All the time. I dumpster dive
25:05quite a bit.
25:06>> Dumpster dive?
25:07>> Yeah. [laughter]
25:09Like listen, there's dumpster divers and
25:11there's liars. You know what I
25:12[laughter] mean?
25:13>> Someone said he would have killed it on
25:14the original Jersey Shore. Clvicular
25:16goes to bars and clubs so often that he
25:18literally thinks a hippie LA grocery
25:20store is a club.
25:21>> Let's check it out.
25:24It's literally just a grocery store.
25:28>> That was a bit of a let down.
25:29>> Why is he trying to go to the club at
25:30like noon? Oh well, by the way, he is
25:32still not even old enough to get into
25:34any club.
25:35>> What do you rank Timothy Shalomay?
25:37probably also around 6.25. He's only
25:41going to get girls that are on birth
25:42control, though.
25:45>> Women on birth control are more
25:46attracted to feminine men. Is what
25:48you're saying?
25:48>> Yes, correct. Cuz they're taking their
25:50E. And women with higher estrogen are
25:52attracted to more masculine looking
25:54faces. If you're usually pulling girls
25:56that are on, that's not a good sign.
25:59>> See, Timothy Shalamé disproves
26:01Clvicular's whole theory, and he can't
26:03comprehend that. Like for a period of
26:05time, Timothy Shalamé was a huge heart
26:08throb. But in Clvicular's worldview,
26:09since he doesn't have the right facial
26:10proportions, that doesn't make sense. So
26:12in order to reconcile how Timothy
26:14Shalamé was perceived as so attractive,
26:16he has to say that girls are wrong about
26:19their own attraction, that they are
26:20literally drugged out of their mind in
26:22order to date him. And like I'm not
26:24denying that he sometimes goes out with
26:25very pretty girls.
26:27>> All right. Thank you so [music] much.
26:28Can I get your phone number? Possibly.
26:31>> Yeah.
26:31>> Okay. Thank you. [singing and music]
26:34Well, you want to go out sometime?
26:38[music]
26:38>> But that doesn't even mean that much to
26:39him. These interactions last 2 minutes
26:41and he spends the rest of his day
26:43wandering around trying to get that
26:45validation again. It almost feels like
26:47OCD where you can do a compulsion to get
26:49very temporary relief, but it only
26:51exacerbates the problem and your need
26:52for that relief in the long term.
26:54>> What physical feature are you most
26:56insecure [music] about? Well, I'd say
26:59the most like brutal thing is I have a
27:02condition called pactis excavatum
27:05where my sternum [music] is uh not
27:08properly developed. So, I've got like
27:10this concave
27:12um [music] center chest. So, that's kind
27:14of one that people have commented on
27:18like you know [music] when I was growing
27:20up they'd be like you know sort of
27:22what's wrong with your chest type of
27:23thing. Yeah, you can tell Clovicular was
27:25attacked for his looks when he was a
27:26kid, found the black pill community that
27:28said there's no hope for him, and
27:30invented looks maxing as him cutting the
27:32Gordian knot. He solved the intractable
27:34problem. If girls only care about your
27:35facial features and you get those when
27:37you're born, I'll just be reborn. It's
27:39really funny how Clvicular is shocked
27:40that his fan base is full of a bunch of
27:42losers and cringy people because I just
27:44saw an interaction between him and some
27:45of his fans and his fans count him
27:47saying like all this racist stuff to the
27:49camera or whatever. And Clad was getting
27:50annoyed. He was like, "Bro, you're so
27:51cringey. Like, stop saying that." And
27:53it's like, dude, why do you think? Like,
27:55who do you think your fans are? This is
27:56what you built. And it's also funny
27:58because I know for a facticular would
28:00describe those two guys using every name
28:01under the sun to say how ugly they are.
28:03>> I would have the honor if you could
28:05verify me as the Orlando Asian mob.
28:10>> Bro,
28:11>> honor honor is mine.
28:13>> I don't know. You guys are kind of
28:14cringe, bro. It's going to be real.
28:17>> Can we make a Tik Tok quick? Make a mock
28:18Tik Tok.
28:20Can we do that?
28:22>> Or no,
28:23>> you pay all these people.
28:25>> Who's sponsoring you? The Illuminati.
28:26>> Like, do you see what I'm talking about?
28:28Clvicular is kind of right. He did
28:30create a cultural revolution. Everybody
28:33speaks like a looks maxer now. And he's
28:35so proud of that.
28:36>> Why do you look familiar?
28:37>> Probably because I'm like one of the
28:38most relevant people on the internet.
28:41>> Yeah, I'm relevant now.
28:43>> Like I'm like one of the most culturally
28:46iconic people in 2026.
28:48>> You know my name.
28:50Say my name.
28:52>> What is it? What is it?
28:53>> Say my name.
28:55>> There you go.
28:59[music]
28:59>> Even if he gets arrested, even if he
29:01becomes irrelevant, like he's already
29:03one. We are all clvicular. That's why he
29:05goes full Walter White.
29:07>> Right.
29:07>> One of my favorite movie scenes is from
29:08the film Seven, where Kevin Spacy is
29:11this serial killer who kills people
29:12according to the seven deadly sins. But
29:14at the end of the movie, he had only
29:16killed six people. No one had died
29:17because of the sin of wrath. So just as
29:20Brad Pitt's detective is about to arrest
29:22him, Kevin Spacy presents him a box. And
29:25in the box is the head of his pregnant
29:27wife because Kevin Spacy wants Brad Pitt
29:30to kill him and commit the seventh
29:33murder out of wrath. And in the scene,
29:35Brad Pitt did not know his wife was
29:37pregnant.
29:38>> Because I envy your normal life. Seems
29:40that envy is my vengeance.
29:42>> Ah, she's all right. You tell me. Become
29:45wrath. Well, she begged for her life,
29:46detective.
29:47>> Shut up.
29:47>> She begged for her life.
29:48>> Shut up.
29:49>> And for the life of the baby
29:50[clears throat] inside of her,
29:54>> he didn't know.
29:55>> David,
29:57if you kill him,
29:59he will win.
30:04>> Oh [screaming] god. Oh god.
30:08Oh.
30:13>> [groaning]
30:18>> And that is exactly what Clvicular has
30:21done to us. The whole point of the final
30:24scene in Seven is Kevin Spacy telling
30:26Brad Pitt, "You've been pursuing me this
30:28whole time." But really, you and I are
30:30the same, and we have both committed the
30:32seven deadly sins. Well, it's the same
30:34with Clvicular. Don't you see? Clvicular
30:36sees everybody make TikToks denouncing
30:37him and saying he's superficial and a
30:39weirdo. But we are doing the exact same
30:42things that he does. Just as Brad Pitt
30:44shoots out of wrath, we judge so much on
30:47physical appearance. Whether we like him
30:48or attack him, we use his metrics, his
30:51language of looks maxing. We denounce
30:53him with the very instruments that he
30:55gave us. What did Kevin Spacy say was
30:57his sin? Envy. He envys Brad Pitt's
31:00normal life.
31:01>> Because I envy your normal life. Seems
31:04[music] that envy is my sin.
31:05>> And what did Clvicular say? He envied a
31:08normal 20-year-old's life.
31:09>> I wish I was walking around the dining
31:11hall [music and singing] like a normal
31:13kid.
31:13>> He has turned us all into clviculars cuz
31:15he couldn't be us. The same way Kevin
31:16Spacy turned Brad Pitt into him because
31:18he couldn't be Brad Pitt. And that's to
31:21say nothing of the fact that Clavvicular
31:23did get famous partially because of his
31:25looks. Even his hate videos say he is
31:28really handsome though.
31:29>> Like yes, objectively he's a good-look
31:32guy. [music]
31:36Part of the reason he was so successful
31:38was because we had already started to
31:40become like him. We have become more
31:41superficial for the last hundred years.
31:43He was just there to finish the job.
31:44>> If you kill him,
31:47>> he will win.
31:48>> So like, watch when Clvicular gets
31:50insulted. Of course, the first thing
31:51he's going to attack is the person's
31:53appearance because that's what's most
31:54important.
31:55>> What did you say to me?
31:56>> I said you're a loser.
31:57>> Why is that?
31:58>> Cuz you guys are you got a
31:59camera
32:00>> and you're a 5'8 manlet with a Santa
32:02hat.
32:03>> [music]
32:04>> And like I don't deny that he can be
32:06funny sometimes. I mean, he's popular
32:08for a reason.
32:08>> Yeah, cuz it's like your Donald Trump
32:10mask thing, you know,
32:12>> but he values nothing outside of
32:14physical attraction. He'll even scam his
32:16own fans.
32:16>> Your merch is tough. I bought it. My
32:18merch is man. That was just a
32:20little cash grab to pay for my legal
32:21fees. If you bought that, sir, you're a
32:24Let's be real. Like, why the would you
32:27buy that piece of I just like paid
32:28some idiot to cook up a website so I can
32:31make a little money.
32:32>> [laughter]
32:33>> Like that was garbage. I mean
32:35that's just like Darwinism. You deserve
32:37>> And sometimes he also says some really
32:38sus stuff.
32:39>> You don't know who I am. You don't know
32:41what I do.
32:42>> Yeah, but I just want to go for like a
32:44pool or something.
32:45>> Yeah. Um well, guess what? I'm a the
32:47number one ranked not Chad human
32:50trafficker. So
32:52>> no, you're not. And also
32:53>> who is the number one ranked
32:55>> Are you going to be like Epstein or
32:56whatever and like kidnap people? Kidnap
32:59me.
33:00>> Oh I could kidnap you.
33:03>> Yeah,
33:03>> I dare.
33:04>> So, look, if Clvicular committed rape, I
33:06obviously hope he's guilty. And if he's
33:08not, obviously, I hope his name is
33:09cleared on this particular charge. But
33:11no matter what happens in trial,
33:13Clvicular won. He's fundamentally not
33:14only changed his fans, but his haters
33:16and news articles and comment sections.
33:18Even politicians speak Clvicular's
33:21language now. All these tweets would
33:23have been unthinkable 10 years ago, let
33:25alone 30. So, am I just John the Baptist
33:28shouting at a world that has already
33:29been clvicularified? Maybe. But I'm just
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