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0:00and if you never know this
0:04come on wake up you are still sleeping
0:07by this time of the day your myths are
0:10out there
0:11doing something meaningful with your
0:13lives and you are here
0:14sleeping will you get up and be
0:17productive
0:18go and start with the dishes but mama
0:20it's just 6 a.m
0:22the dishes are not running away what
0:24when i wake up fully
0:25i wash them okay
0:29am i the one you are talking to
0:35or doc come on wake up
0:39you are still sleeping by this time of
0:41the day what
0:42your mints are out there doing something
0:45meaningful with your lives
0:46and you are here sleeping will you get
0:49up and be productive
0:50go and start with the dishes
0:53okay ma no no no no no no no no no no
0:56nonsense
1:036am what's that dreaming
1:11[Music]
1:19hey how you meeting me by me
1:31what did you break my expensive wake up
1:35my mom sorry you broke my expensive mic
1:38up mama please
1:39do you know how much i bought this car
1:41mama please
1:45oh joe come on wake up you are still
1:48sleeping
1:49by this time of the day your mints are
1:52out there
1:53doing something meaningful with your
1:54lives and you are here
1:56sleeping will you get up and be
1:58productive
2:00go outside to the dishes no no no no no
2:03no no no no nonsense
2:08what's happening to me what's happening
2:11to me
2:13i start the day all over again when i
2:15get slapped
2:18how how
2:24[Music]
2:36what happened nothing mama
2:39i thought you broke my cup you would
2:41have seen what i would do to you
2:54[Music]
3:09did you move the kitchen yes ma
3:14did you clean the living room yes ma'am
3:16did you mop it
3:17yes ma
3:21did you watch the toilet bedroom
3:23[Music]
3:25no more andrew here watching the movie
3:30sorry man sorry for what is this how to
3:33be productive
3:34[Music]
3:37oh joe come on wake
3:40[Music]
3:44[Applause]
3:45doing up meaningful with your lives and
3:47you are here
3:48sleeping will you get up and be
3:50productive
3:53go and start the dishes no no no no no
3:56no no no no nonsense
4:06[Music]
4:10did you mop the kitchen yes ma'am
4:14did you clean the living room yes ma did
4:16you mop it yes ma'am
4:17[Music]
4:20did you watch the toilet bedroom yes ma
4:24you are very lucky
4:30ah what
4:31[Music]
4:38what was that nothing mama why did you
4:41start
4:41mama i'm just tired that's all you are
4:44tired
4:45meaning i am problematic so you are
4:48tired of the way
4:49i am treating you no mama that's not
4:52what i mean yes
4:53that's what you mean that i am giving
4:55you headache
4:56in this house else what would you be
4:59saying
5:00never in your life sigh again in my
5:03presence
5:04[Music]
5:07come and wake up you are still sleeping
5:10by this time of the day your men are out
5:13there doing something beautiful with
5:14your lives
5:15and you are here sleepy will you get up
5:18and be productive
5:20once start with the dishes right
5:24how did you know what i was going to say
5:28you know you can be prosecuted for that
5:32although come on wake up
5:35you are still sleeping by this time of
5:37the day
5:38your mints are out there doing something
5:41meaningful with your lives
5:42and you are here sleeping will you get
5:45off of the productive
5:46go after the dishes no no no no no no no
5:50no no nonsense
5:54[Music]
6:05hello bro hey bro what's up something is
6:09definitely wrong with me
6:10just calm down bro what's wrong i
6:13started the day
6:14over and over again with the same thing
6:16repeating itself
6:18each time i get slapped by my mom wait
6:21when you get slapped by your mom you
6:23witness the same things you've done
6:24before you get slapped
6:26exactly wow how do i get out of this i'm
6:30tired
6:31well you have to avoid getting slapped
6:33before 12 am the next day
6:35how is that even possible how is that
6:37possible you just have to avoid getting
6:39slapped
6:40slapping is a hobby for my mom well you
6:43have to find a way
6:44that's the only way you can get out of
6:46this oh
6:51i thought i told you to get up from
6:52there instead
6:54you took your phone and called your
6:57friend
6:58because you value your friends mother
7:00your mom
7:01right mama it's not like that how is it
7:03like mama i need to tell you something
7:05mama please
7:07oh joe come on wake up you are still
7:11sleeping
7:12by this time of the day your mints are
7:15out there
7:16doing something meaningful with your
7:17lives and you are here shut up
7:19[Music]
7:21just shut up how fast you hear of this
7:25what did you say i said shut up
7:30[Music]
7:31wow that felt good
7:45[Music]
7:56you are still sleeping by this time of
7:58the day
7:59your mints are out there doing something
8:02meaningful with your lives
8:03and you are here sleeping will you get
8:06up and be productive
8:08go outside to the dishes no no no no no
8:11no no no nonsense
8:29did you move the kitchen yes mom
8:32did you clean the living room yes ma did
8:35you mop it
8:35yes mom
8:40did you watch the toilet and bedroom yes
8:41ma
8:43you are very lucky
8:52yay
8:55[Music]
8:58mama please did you just in my
9:01presence
9:01mama i swear it wasn't intentional i
9:04swear
9:05you farted in my presence come on it was
9:07fear and anxiety that caused it you no
9:09longer respect me in this house
9:12you want to kill me so the only option
9:14you have
9:15is to pollute the air that i breathe
9:17come on please i don't want to start
9:20again
9:24[Music]
9:26you're welcome thank you ma so what can
9:28i offer you
9:44breathe