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0:00[Music]
0:08food is ready
0:15[Music]
0:25there is no pizza
0:31[Music]
0:40what happened are you not tired of
0:42eating rice
0:43we legit eat rice every single day
0:46is it what is that growing on our head
0:48before you realize we've had too much
0:50rice
0:50what honestly i am tired of eating rice
0:54how do we eat any other thing apart from
0:56rice
0:58if it's not rice it's spaghetti same
1:00thing carbohydrates carbohydrate
1:03carbohydrates
1:04no protein meal in the morning rice in
1:07the afternoon spaghetti in the evening
1:09rice again
1:10mama if you cook rice again i might not
1:13eat it though
1:14so please find something else to cook
1:17be creative mama be creative let's eat
1:20valentine's in this house
1:22how fast we have this thank you mom
1:27[Music]
1:38every day
1:51good evening you're welcome thank you
1:55mom
1:55your food is in the kitchen
1:59rice again rice rice rice
2:04somebody will go out eat rice i think
2:06come on man it dries again
2:08i'm honestly tired but i'm tired of
2:10eating rice ah
2:14every day rice rice rice rice
2:35mama what is this what does it look like
2:38mama i don't know
2:39that's an octopus
2:45jesus i am meeting me by me
2:51mama i will eat rice
2:55i love rice
3:04[Applause]
3:09[Music]
3:15mama please i promise
3:19i will never complain of rice again
3:21[Music]
3:22mama please eat your octopus
3:29mama if i eat this octopus i will die
3:33and if you start you will also die i
3:35would rather stop
3:37mama please please i beg you
3:41mama even though it's one spoon please
3:44now you want a spoon of rice yes ma'am
3:47okay
3:50come and take
3:53come and take
4:01[Music]
4:04open your mouth
4:14you abnorsions are based on demonic
4:16overlapping octopus ah
4:18no no no no no no no no nonsense
4:28[Music]
4:40mama
4:50i feel pain all over my body since when
4:54it started today sorry mama
4:57do you need a massage yes please
5:01i need a massage i am receiving
5:05okay mama i'm coming so sorry
5:18[Music]
5:25i brought a professional massager for
5:27you thank you
5:28thank you okay over to you please
5:32i want you to give a very good massage
5:34please okay no problem sir
5:36i'll do my best thank you
5:57[Music]
6:05i feel pain all over my body you feel
6:08pain
6:10since when it started today why would
6:13you feel pain
6:14when you are always on your phone and
6:16always watching the tv
6:18247 don't you know that watching the tv
6:21or being on your phone to first of all
6:24affect your eyes
6:25which then transmits to your veins and
6:27arteries that's your bones and muscles
6:30which causes the pain all over your body
6:33but
6:33no you would listen to me when i tell
6:36you to either drop your phone or stop
6:38watching the tv
6:39at the end i will look like a bad mother
6:42because my son doesn't want to listen to
6:44me
6:45now look at the end results never for
6:48once have i ever complained about body
6:50pain
6:51why because i am not always on my phone
6:54and i don't always watch the tv
6:57what is that phone
7:12now that i have taken your phone and tv
7:14you will see how quick you will recover
7:38[Music]
7:42drama uh
8:10oh
8:13mama do you want to finish my perfume
8:19i must stop it now this is the one of
8:22your cheap perfumes
8:23you are supposed to spray it twice on
8:25your body not breath yourself with it
8:28mama i don't like it if i didn't give
8:30you you will say i'm wicked
8:32please don't touch my perfume again it's
8:35because of perfume
8:36you are talking to me like this mama if
8:38i did this to you would you like
8:40it i am going to buy my own perfume
8:43but if i look if i taught your perfume
8:46do anything you want to do to me
8:49i am not ungrateful like you you know
8:51you can be prosecuted for that
9:05[Music]
9:18yes remember the conference i told you
9:20about last year what conference
9:22the medical conference so what happened
9:25it's tremor
9:26oh it's today yes ma okay no problem
9:29thank you mom
9:34wait
9:36drop this in my room
9:45[Music]
9:48what
10:16[Music]
10:26[Music]
11:12mama i'm leaving ah
11:16just like that come
11:19[Music]
11:20ma come here mama i'm running late
11:23already
11:24i said kong
11:31come on give mommy a hug before you go
11:37[Music]
11:40come
11:54i'm sorry i'm sorry not that you i'm i'm
11:57sorry i'm sorry
11:58come on please let that feel please oh
12:04[Music]
12:08please
12:14[Music]
12:22yay
12:30[Music]
12:35my please you broke my plate
12:40mama i was trying to wash the plates
12:43and it slipped from my hands what mama
12:46i'm sorry don't tell me you're sorry
12:48oh my god are you hot