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0:05Pardon me.

0:06>> Ferrari.

0:06>> These are for you.

0:07>> Stop. They're not.

0:09>> Yeah, they are.

0:09>> You're not turning her on with that. I'm

0:10just telling

0:11>> I don't I don't have to turn her on.

0:12>> No, no, no, no.

0:13>> You can take them.

0:13>> Really?

0:14>> They're for you.

0:16>> Are you selling them?

0:17>> No, they're for you.

0:18>> Are they part of this skit?

0:19>> No. What do you think? You agree?

0:20>> Not at all.

0:21>> Why do you disagree?

0:22>> Aw.

0:23>> I mean, it's all situation based.

0:25You can't say all women love cheaters.

0:28>> is exactly the same for every

0:29individual. The only difference is it's

0:31different for men and women. That's it.

0:33>> Well, what does it have to do with every

0:34woman? Women love cheaters for a reason.

0:36>> out there that goes, "You know what? I

0:37don't find a Ferrari attractive. I want

0:38a man without a Ferrari." There's not a

0:39single woman out there. There's not a

0:40single woman out there that goes, "I

0:41don't want a man with money." Cuz that's

0:43resources. That's how she survives.

0:44>> on the woman.

0:45>> a single woman that says that?

0:46>> a single woman.

0:47>> What is What is this based off of?

0:49>> No.

0:50>> But what is that based off of? Like,

0:51where do you get Where are you pulling

0:52these

0:53>> What would you ever say, "You know what?

0:54I want to go to this

0:55>> this should say? It should say women

0:56have the potential to love their their

0:58partners despite cheating.

1:00>> Cheating is attractive cuz it shows

1:02options. If you don't have options, you

1:04can't cheat.

1:05>> Have a good day, love.

1:06Uh I mean, yeah, you can. You can. I got

1:09things to do. Have a good day, love.

1:11>> I'm not interested in that matter.

1:13>> Okay, so you're not attracted.

1:15So, the flowers didn't work.

1:16>> Correct.

1:17They did not.

1:19>> [laughter]

1:20>> Yeah, if I gave you those flowers, it'd

1:22mean a lot more to you than that than

1:23that guy.

1:23>> You've been here talking for 10 minutes.

1:25>> Why are you implying that I'm into you?

1:26>> Who would you value those flowers more?

1:28That guy or

1:31If I gave you flowers, it'd be much

1:33different than that.

1:34>> I think regardless of what you said,

1:36just like like it's like just for

1:38physical attributes.

1:40Yeah. Can we high-five it out?

1:43You. I I think you.

1:44>> I'll take it.

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