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0:05Pardon me.
0:06>> Ferrari.
0:06>> These are for you.
0:07>> Stop. They're not.
0:09>> Yeah, they are.
0:09>> You're not turning her on with that. I'm
0:10just telling
0:11>> I don't I don't have to turn her on.
0:12>> No, no, no, no.
0:13>> You can take them.
0:13>> Really?
0:14>> They're for you.
0:16>> Are you selling them?
0:17>> No, they're for you.
0:18>> Are they part of this skit?
0:19>> No. What do you think? You agree?
0:20>> Not at all.
0:21>> Why do you disagree?
0:22>> Aw.
0:23>> I mean, it's all situation based.
0:25You can't say all women love cheaters.
0:28>> is exactly the same for every
0:29individual. The only difference is it's
0:31different for men and women. That's it.
0:33>> Well, what does it have to do with every
0:34woman? Women love cheaters for a reason.
0:36>> out there that goes, "You know what? I
0:37don't find a Ferrari attractive. I want
0:38a man without a Ferrari." There's not a
0:39single woman out there. There's not a
0:40single woman out there that goes, "I
0:41don't want a man with money." Cuz that's
0:43resources. That's how she survives.
0:44>> on the woman.
0:45>> a single woman that says that?
0:46>> a single woman.
0:47>> What is What is this based off of?
0:49>> No.
0:50>> But what is that based off of? Like,
0:51where do you get Where are you pulling
0:52these
0:53>> What would you ever say, "You know what?
0:54I want to go to this
0:55>> this should say? It should say women
0:56have the potential to love their their
0:58partners despite cheating.
1:00>> Cheating is attractive cuz it shows
1:02options. If you don't have options, you
1:04can't cheat.
1:05>> Have a good day, love.
1:06Uh I mean, yeah, you can. You can. I got
1:09things to do. Have a good day, love.
1:11>> I'm not interested in that matter.
1:13>> Okay, so you're not attracted.
1:15So, the flowers didn't work.
1:16>> Correct.
1:17They did not.
1:19>> [laughter]
1:20>> Yeah, if I gave you those flowers, it'd
1:22mean a lot more to you than that than
1:23that guy.
1:23>> You've been here talking for 10 minutes.
1:25>> Why are you implying that I'm into you?
1:26>> Who would you value those flowers more?
1:28That guy or
1:31If I gave you flowers, it'd be much
1:33different than that.
1:34>> I think regardless of what you said,
1:36just like like it's like just for
1:38physical attributes.
1:40Yeah. Can we high-five it out?
1:43You. I I think you.
1:44>> I'll take it.