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0:00Welcome to the Alpha Futures YouTube
0:01golf video number two. Today we got big
0:04chart trades, Tyler G, and Spaghetti
0:06Trading. We're going to be doing a
0:07tradeoff in the morning. Whoever wins
0:09will start with a two-stroke advantage
0:11on the golf course.
0:13>> How many strokes,
0:14>> dude? That's more than one.
0:16>> Hey, I can give you one. And you know
0:18what? It's all in the hips, baby.
0:20[laughter]
0:20>> All right, let's get into this [ __ ]
0:22video. Take it.
0:25Bang. Dunk it. [ __ ] Bang.
0:27>> Oh my god. That's the best shot I've
0:28ever
0:31touching.
0:31>> [ __ ] this little [ __ ] What are
0:33>> you talking about?
0:35>> That was so antilimactic.
0:38>> [ __ ]
0:39>> I GOT BIG DECISIONS. [music]
0:41I got two brunett.
0:45>> All right. This is team number one.
0:47Today we're trading. Me and Charlie
0:49versus Beipe and Tyler.
0:50>> All right. We're team two. We're taking
0:52this very seriously. We're going to
0:53absolutely hammer these [ __ ]
0:55>> Say we're going to win this 100%.
0:57>> Talk some [ __ ] a little bit. Say
0:58something.
0:59>> I feel bad.
1:00>> YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT?
1:01>> WE'RE GOING TO SEE what we can cook up
1:02today and hopefully these guys over
1:04there just take the worst trade of all
1:06time. Talk me through what you're
1:08looking for, what you're doing right
1:09before market open.
1:10>> Well, I find so I don't just find a draw
1:13liquidity. I find like scenarios. So
1:15like if then statements. So for example,
1:17right now I mean for the past two weeks
1:18the market has been sort of asked. So, I
1:20haven't really been trading every day,
1:22but right now what I see is I see this
1:244hour fair for value gap that looks
1:26pretty good. Um, it also aligns with
1:28this hourly range, this premium and
1:30discount range that never got tapped
1:31into right here. And whenever I see
1:33something like that, it's usually not a
1:34coincidence. I like that.
1:36>> All righty. [music] Let's do a little
1:37pre-market analysis on it here. Kind of
1:39like how you're going to analyze the
1:40market, then I'll analyze the market.
1:42We'll kind of bounce off ideas and see
1:43what
1:44>> All right.
1:45>> All right. So, analyzing the weekly,
1:47what happened, right? We're tapping into
1:49a weekly fair value gap CE which is 50%
1:52of the gap. We'll do that 50% of the
1:55fair value gap was respected which is a
1:57key area and level because tapping into
2:00a gap if you just tap into a gap at the
2:02the top of the gap it's not as
2:03significant as 50%. CE of a gap is very
2:06very important. So I always look for
2:08that. So tapping in on the weekly weekly
2:10uh 50% of this gap was respected. Now we
2:13know what are we looking for? We're
2:15still in bullish market sentiment right?
2:17I this is what we can expect though
2:19right on the NASDAQ is that we had this
2:21significant move up right so there could
2:23be a lot of consolidation coming because
2:25this move right here on a weekly chart
2:28is not healthy in any capacity right
2:30that is a huge huge substantial move and
2:32after an expansion what's going to
2:34happen we're going to have consolidation
2:35so knowing that right you know that you
2:38the weekly candle likely more than
2:40likely is not going to be a massively
2:42expansionary candle so going into that
2:44that's what we know
2:45>> yeah I like those conditions Like if
2:47market open rips and takes out this
2:504hour bearish gap and taps into it, then
2:53immediately, you know what I mean? We
2:54just wait. That's going to be our short
2:56[snorts] confluence for the day. And
2:58then if we come down
2:59>> and we leave both this hourly and the
3:024hour untapped, then that could be a
3:05nice rebalancing continuation.
3:07>> It's going to be interesting. It's going
3:08to be interesting cuz it's not the most
3:10favorable conditions, but we do still
3:12have to keep in mind that there's a team
3:14on the other side
3:15>> that could take a trade. Yeah, exactly.
3:17You don't want to lose the trade war
3:18which kind of
3:20>> you don't you don't no
3:22>> what do we have here an unmitigated gap
3:25right this is a gap that has not been
3:27tapped into yet hasn't been touched and
3:29and what do we also when we look at this
3:32>> this gap here is also aligning with the
3:34daily inversion right so it's probably a
3:36high area of interest that we can come
3:38and revisit this and see this because
3:40what happened here on the 4 hour
3:42>> uh we inver
3:43>> 4 hour 4hour gap is now inverted where
3:46is the likely draw in liquidity today,
3:48right? Inside of this gap. So, a draw on
3:50liquidity can be a a revisitation of an
3:54unmititigated gap, right? For me, it
3:56doesn't mean it doesn't need to be a
3:57high or a low every single time.
3:58>> Me, too. Me, too.
3:59>> So, that likely could be the draw at the
4:02open today.
4:03>> So, we have this daily high intact. I
4:05could see us coming up. We also have
4:06previous day low intact.
4:08>> We also respecting that 50% of that
4:10daily gap and an inversion here.
4:12>> Exactly.
4:13>> To me, right now, I'm [laughter] I'm
4:14bullish. So to me what I had said this
4:16morning even before we created that
4:19hourly um was that I am going to be
4:22bullish until we tap into that 4hour
4:24bearish gap.
4:25>> So what I'd like to see is hopefully
4:27market open comes down taps into that
4:29hourly and we can catch sort of like a
4:305minut inverse to the
4:33>> unfilled 4 hour. That would be my ideal
4:34trade for the day. after that point we
4:36if it just pumps into that 4 hour
4:39>> I'm not necessarily going to like
4:40anything but again like we're competing
4:43so we're going to have to
4:44>> so let let's tell the people what is
4:47your entry time frame like what is your
4:49number one time frame that you utilize
4:51for entries are you going all the way
4:52down to
4:53>> I use anywhere from the 30 seconds to
4:54the 5 minute
4:56>> ALL RIGHT BOYS COME ON
4:59>> 30 SECONDS BOYS THE [ __ ] DOWN THERE
5:02>> QUIET THE HELL DOWN IN THE AIR
5:04>> THE [ __ ] BOYS.
5:05>> YEAH.
5:08>> OH, when I see Tyler on the
5:12>> bias was pretty obvious, right? We were
5:14bearish on the day. This is market open
5:16and we've already manipulated lower,
5:18tapped into a 30 minute on ES. We're
5:21very close to the hourly on NQ. We'll
5:24see what happens.
5:31Dude, this 30 second [ __ ] cooked,
5:34bro. I'm lowkey pissed I didn't make it.
5:36>> Oh, the inversion there.
5:38>> Yeah. See, that's the type of thing that
5:39the 30 second
5:40>> Yo, but this is the thing. It's like,
5:41yo, you have to react so fast, bro. I
5:44can't trade like that. [music]
5:51>> Yeah, you should be stressing, bud. We
5:53just hit a crazy trade.
5:54>> I hate the challenge.
5:56>> I know. It's tough. It's tough.
5:59>> It's a different It's like
6:00>> It's different. profit. Just
6:03>> I said this in my last video. I'm going
6:04to say it again. If you guys are
6:05watching this, the way we're trading
6:07right now is not how we normally trade.
6:09This is not how I trad
6:11in my life take a trade off of one
6:12minute. Never.
6:14>> I would, but again, like I wouldn't I
6:16right now like after that move, I
6:17probably would have been done for the
6:19day after I miss that initial pump cuz
6:21that's what I wanted to see. Right now,
6:22we're kind of just trying to force
6:23trades like because it is a competition.
6:26But for everybody at home, please don't
6:27be trading like this. Trade correctly.
6:29Follow your rules. Be disciplined. Be
6:31patient.
6:32>> Yeah.
6:33>> She's blown. Can we get another account?
6:35>> She's blown.
6:36>> What?
6:37>> She's blown. Can we get another account?
6:38>> She's blown.
6:40>> She's blown. Can you Can you assign me
6:42another account?
6:44>> She's W.
6:47[applause]
6:48>> You guys are even in a trade.
6:50>> YEAH. OH, BECAUSE I CLOSED ALREADY.
6:51[laughter]
6:52>> I CLOSED
6:53>> 0.4R. NO, you
6:54>> I took this 15-second inversion.
6:56[clears throat]
6:56>> I took I took a I took a literal 0.4 for
6:59the execution. I don't sign in right
7:00now.
7:01>> 372 doll hairs.
7:04>> Bro, turn the executions on.
7:06>> They are on.
7:07>> No, they're not.
7:08>> Turn them on.
7:09>> Let me sign this.
7:10>> Sign off. 372 doll hairs.
7:12>> Dude, you bought
7:14>> All I know is that you're down, pal.
7:16>> All I know that you closed at a negative
7:18versus
7:18>> Yeah, guess what? Winners win, dude.
7:24>> [laughter]
7:24>> I come back and this guy's [ __ ]
7:27>> I had to. They're [ __ ] up.
7:33>> See if I get sub.
7:34>> Yeah, sub break in there.
7:36>> What was that? 30 seconds
7:38>> 15.
7:41>> Dude, this is a free throw at this
7:43point. This is not trading. You're not
7:45[ __ ] trading,
7:46>> brother.
7:47>> You did, right? You took it and you held
7:49it.
7:49>> Maybe.
7:50>> Don't lie. We're not we're not talking
7:52until after.
7:52>> All I know is you put on a [ __ ] nano
7:54contract, dude. So, I don't care how
7:55big. You could have hit a one to 100 R.
7:57All you made was $4 today. [laughter]
8:00>> And guess what? We're up 300. So, who's
8:02the real winner?
8:04>> Quick recap. Me and Charlie made around
8:063 mil and Tyler blew his account for
8:10another account after they move their
8:11first. Listen,
8:12>> at least I have the balls to burn my
8:13account, unlike you where it take you 17
8:15years when you create [laughter] one
8:16[ __ ]
8:17>> Okay, no, let's get the real stats. So
8:19me and Charlie had a pretty rough day on
8:21the charts. These guys ended up banging
8:23on that 5minute inverse and won the
8:25challenge. We were in draw down. They're
8:28>> down two strokes, pal.
8:30>> Drop those draws.
8:31>> All right, so we are negative. Well, no,
8:33they are negative two strokes on the
8:35golf course. They will have the
8:36advantage coming into the golf segment.
8:38You guys ready?
8:39>> Tyler's never played golf before.
8:41>> Hold on. We'll see you guys on the golf
8:43course. First of all, we're winners
8:45here. And mind you, I look [ __ ] good
8:47today. We're about to go crush it up on
8:49the golf course. See you there in the
8:50next clip.
8:51>> Welcome to the golf course. We got four
8:53absolute sticks at golf. Ready to pipe
8:55it DOWN THE [ __ ] FAIRWAY. Let's go.
8:582v2. Me and Charlie versus Tyler and
9:00Pipe scramble. Winner gets max
9:03allocation on Alpha Futures.
9:04>> Well, second of all, let's just
9:06understand that we're already won in the
9:09trading aspect of this challenge. And I
9:11don't expect this part to go any [ __ ]
9:13differently.
9:14>> [ __ ] you. You're bad at trading and
9:16you're bad at sports, pal. Locking.
9:19>> We got 350 to the pin.
9:21>> Pretty straight. Actually, there's water
9:23left and OB right. So, really important
9:26we keep it straight here.
9:28>> There he is.
9:29>> Oh, that's in.
9:30>> That's right.
9:31>> God damn.
9:33>> Georgia the [ __ ] jungle. Let me
9:34explain something to you. This is my
9:36first time legitimately playing golf
9:38ever on a course and I expect to do
9:41absolutely [ __ ] fantastic.
9:44All right.
9:45>> It's on the fairway.
9:46>> It's on the fairway. That's That's
9:47[ __ ] playable I've ever seen.
9:48>> Stay there.
9:49>> It's better than it being in the
9:51freaking in the in the shrubbery.
9:54>> Oh, wow. That's the shot of the day.
9:56>> That's the shot of the day.
9:59>> Right there.
10:00>> What a beauty, bro.
10:01>> I told you
10:03I'll do that.
10:06>> That's actually nice.
10:07>> Oh yeah.
10:08>> Oh yeah, baby.
10:09>> Oh yeah. Let her roll.
10:10>> Oh my god. What a sweet little girl.
10:12Hopefully he can drive just as good. Ah,
10:15fine. We'll start on hole one.
10:18>> Fine. We'll start on hole one.
10:19>> I play better under the influence. It's
10:22I don't feel like I don't feel like my
10:23normal self right now. I feel like I
10:25need something to get the juices
10:26flowing. You know, you understand. Make
10:28you guys proud.
10:30>> Dude, this is about to be a joke, man.
10:32>> Vodka.
10:34>> Mhm.
10:35>> Wait, wait, wait. Who had the best shot?
10:37>> Wait, wait. No, hold on. I can hear it.
10:38>> He gets a pick first.
10:39>> This is vodka.
10:40>> No, no, no.
10:40>> This is vodka.
10:41>> I don't want that one. I already know
10:42it's vodka.
10:43>> I wanted that one.
10:44>> Oh, let's go.
10:45>> This is vodka. [laughter]
10:47>> Unbelievable.
10:48>> This is how the day is going to go. This
10:50one's vodka. I'm already starting out
10:53real slow, guys. Real slow.
10:55>> Let's Let's just get rowdy, boys. No
10:58need to even explain anything. We're
10:59getting rowdy today.
11:01>> This right here is class.
11:05>> All right. Stay on. Stay on.
11:07>> See you.
11:08>> How's your sister?
11:11How's your sister?
11:12>> Really really me after this.
11:15>> Really unhappy. Really unhappy.
11:19>> [ __ ] you.
11:20>> It's not supposed to go that way, dude.
11:23>> Dude, I can't swing with this guy in my
11:25>> mine is extremely swing, dude.
11:27>> Mine is really playable.
11:28>> Where'd mine go?
11:29>> 155. Probably like 160.
11:31>> All right. What are we hitting?
11:33>> 160. I say we hit a seven iron.
11:35>> Seven.
11:37>> Stinger. Stinger. That's in Bunker Hill.
11:41>> Bunker Hill.
11:42>> That's Bunker Hill.
11:47>> I'll play it. I'll play it. I'll play
11:49it.
11:50>> Oh god.
11:52>> It's Guys, it's not starting out as well
11:54as I wanted it to.
11:55>> Some technical analysis of the higher
11:57time frame, lower time frame bias. We've
11:59decided that this is the A+ setup. This
12:01>> is the drawing liquidity. Oh, wait. No,
12:03the draw liquidity is the pin. [ __ ]
12:07>> Oh, beautiful. Go. Keep going.
12:10>> Short.
12:11>> Nice.
12:11>> It's safe. It's safe. You You play
12:13along.
12:16>> [ __ ]
12:17>> Wait. Might roll good.
12:19>> Literally like this.
12:21>> Yeah.
12:22>> Let's cut that one out, buddy. Tough
12:23shot we got, but we're alive.
12:27>> Oh, it's a absolute beauty.
12:29>> Sit.
12:29>> It's an absolute beauty.
12:31>> Oh.
12:33>> Oh, yeah.
12:34>> I [ __ ] TAKE IT.
12:38I'M GOING TO TRY TO HIT what they call
12:40the flop shot. So, either this is going
12:42to go 300 yards cuz I'm going to
12:44absolutely skull it or it's going to be
12:45beautiful. See what we can do here,
12:53>> bro. We're getting sand.
12:55>> Oh my god, dude. Let's go.
13:00>> That's how it's done right there. THAT'S
13:01HOW IT'S DONE. NOT UP IN HERE.
13:03>> THE FLOPPIEST.
13:04>> NOT UP IN HERE.
13:07NO, I left it so short.
13:10>> This is This is the moment before I make
13:12an incredible cut.
13:14>> Yes. Yes. This is it.
13:17>> That's going to be 30 yards short.
13:22>> Short.
13:22>> We're still trailing. We're trailing the
13:24stall. It's okay.
13:25>> I'm going for par here. Let's lock.
13:26>> You love going four?
13:28>> Yeah.
13:30>> Oh, bang.
13:31>> All right, we're good, bro. Never mind.
13:33I was stressing. Triple bogey action
13:35right now.
13:35>> I was stressing for no reason.
13:36>> Hey man,
13:37>> I got
13:37>> Look at that boy.
13:39>> Oh my god. I left it so short.
13:45>> Bang.
13:46>> Shunk it. Let's [ __ ] go.
13:47>> Bang.
13:48>> That's how we do it. Bogey golf is
13:49great.
13:49>> Bogey golf. Bogey golf is great golf.
13:51We'll take that any day of the [ __ ]
13:52week. Look at him. Look at him. Wait.
13:54>> Oh, he's so cute.
13:56>> Quiet now. Little veneers.
13:58>> Haven't even won.
13:59>> I don't know what they I don't know
14:01what. First of all, they're still
14:02technically down. So they could
14:04literally stroke me.
14:06>> For the two grandmas in your hands.
14:08>> Come on, daddy.
14:12>> Oh. Oh.
14:15>> [ __ ] brother.
14:16>> That's it. You know what? This is why
14:18it's a team sport because when my back
14:20is down,
14:22>> he's here to pick me the [ __ ] up. Let's
14:24go. Next hole. Hole two.
14:26>> All right. This is hole two. Shot one.
14:27I'm going to absolutely pipe this down
14:29the fairway.
14:30>> You're going to do
14:32>> Oh, loose. It's okay. We'll play it.
14:34We'll play it.
14:38>> Yep.
14:38>> I told you.
14:39>> Yep.
14:40>> How did it go all the way there?
14:41>> Yep.
14:42>> All right. Well, we got to talk in the
14:43bathroom now cuz they
14:44>> Why am I slicing?
14:45>> Oh, I love a talk in my back.
14:47>> I actually prefer it, bro.
14:49>> Yo,
14:52mulligan.
14:54No mulligans.
14:55>> Okay.
14:56>> That's like an 140 yard shot.
14:58>> So, what are you thinking?
14:59>> I would hit What is that?
15:02Four hybrid. Perfect. Same club as me.
15:04>> All right.
15:06>> I'll take it. I'll take it. Let it roll.
15:08Let it roll.
15:10It's okay.
15:11>> I don't know how this is going to go.
15:12This feels like an uncomfortable club to
15:14me. I'm going to be completely real. Do
15:15>> you want to use a different one?
15:17>> Iron.
15:17>> I think I want to use an I don't like
15:19this, bro.
15:19>> Yeah, use an iron.
15:22>> Okay.
15:23>> Oh god, dude. It's [ __ ]
15:27>> Okay. It's okay,
15:28>> bro. It's You know what's hard? I the
15:31positioning of my body. That's what it
15:33is. It's because I think that I'm
15:34straight, but I'm not at all.
15:38>> That could go either way.
15:40>> Shot two of the par4 once again. Hold
15:43two.
15:47>> Oh my god. That's the purest shot I've
15:48ever heard in my life.
15:49>> Let's watch it. Let's watch it.
15:53>> OH MY GOD. [screaming]
15:56>> LET'S GO.
15:57>> [ __ ] god, bro. PGA tour. Hello.
15:59Hello. Spaghetti Trading. Yes, we'd like
16:00to send you an invite. Oh, Mayback
16:02pickup PJ to the PGA. Oh, of course.
16:04Thank you, sir. Shot makes my balls
16:06tingle. Like, it gives me like a little
16:07special feel.
16:08>> By the way, this is how you know that
16:09I'm going to get on the green
16:11>> right there. You know it's tech cuz you
16:13you got to let the hand breathe a little
16:14bit, you know? So, if you get a little
16:16pinch, let it breathe.
16:21>> In your ball just straight into the
16:22bushes.
16:24>> Hole two, shot three.
16:26>> Let's go.
16:26>> Terrible top, but let's see if we can
16:28make up for it.
16:30Sid, why are you
16:33>> We're going with the A. What's locking?
16:37>> Oh, be good. Go, go.
16:41I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take
16:43it. That shot went a lot better than
16:45expected. My first four shots total was
16:49not the best, but I'm seeing very vast
16:51improvements.
16:56Right.
16:58All right, we're on the green.
17:01>> Oh, yes.
17:02>> Get left. Go.
17:06>> All right. Come on. Let's [ __ ] go.
17:08>> It's a nice little putt for birdie.
17:13>> Could put us at minus one cuz you got to
17:16remember. Oh, no. Sorry. Plus one. Right
17:18now, we are plus two automatically. Plus
17:21three with the bogey.
17:23>> They're plus one with a two shot
17:24advantage from the trading segment.
17:27We
17:27>> We need two birdies to even catch up.
17:32>> Oh my god, that's funny. [ __ ]
17:34>> Wide just like your [ __ ] crotch.
17:37>> Jay, you heard that? Wide, thick, loose.
17:41Your ball, your crotch. Very similar.
17:43Smell a little fishy, too. Is that the
17:45lake? No, it's Charles. It's Charles.
17:51>> Sick. Sick.
17:52>> Pins over here. Dirt egg.
17:56We got a bogey putt. Not been the best
17:58hole, but see if we can make our foot.
18:02>> Sink it.
18:08>> All that. All that for
18:10>> better than yours. What are you talking
18:11about? What are you talking about?
18:13>> Hold on.
18:13>> All right. Should we Can we finish this
18:14all that [ __ ]
18:17>> All right. We're in for double.
18:18>> Tastes good.
18:19>> This is for par.
18:21>> Gatorade.
18:24>> [laughter]
18:29>> It's a big miss. It's a big swing and a
18:31miss. And you know what? If you know
18:32anything about Charles, he's bad under
18:34pressure. He's bad at trading. He's bad
18:36at athletics. And this isn't going to be
18:37any different right now.
18:41>> Oh no. You [ __ ] sl
18:43>> the sweet, sweet smell of just falling a
18:46little bit short. I would say I'm
18:48shocked, Charles, but I'm not.
18:51>> I'm coming for this. I'm coming for this
18:52little cheese Philly cheese steak little
18:55[ __ ] I'm coming for him.
18:57>> Yeah.
18:57>> Yeah. You guys are up by one. All right,
18:59we're getting closer to tying it up.
19:00That's all that matters.
19:02>> Bogey and double bogey.
19:04>> Take this [ __ ] idiot's clubs.
19:08>> Holy.
19:10>> Stay tuned.
19:11>> [ __ ] this idiot.
19:12>> Yeah.
19:15>> Let's take one more. One more for good
19:17measure.
19:17>> What are we hitting?
19:20Remember
19:22all that smack you were talking before,
19:23pal.
19:25>> Good luck. You Oh, them Charlie's cars.
19:28You know what's even better? It's even
19:29better. There's five. There's five on
19:31him. It's mine, man. He can't have it.
19:33It's mine. He's literally never getting
19:34it back. I'm literally taking it home.
19:36It's going to be missing. And you think
19:37like, oh, I'll give it back at the end
19:38of the day. No, it's I literally just
19:40took it from It's now mine. He cannot
19:42have it.
19:43>> Little pep, you know, I'm not I'm not
19:44the most confident with my A. I just
19:47feel like I tend to just [ __ ] it up
19:48because it's such a short club. But, you
19:50know, I'm trying to just aim head on
19:52here. I I I don't want to go in the
19:54bumper, but I also don't want to go in
19:56the water. I'm going to aim a little bit
19:57left just to avoid the water.
19:58>> Hit the [ __ ] ball, dude.
20:00>> Oh, that's so pure. Stay on the bunker.
20:04>> [ __ ] hell.
20:04>> Yo, you're bunker. I'm fine with bunker.
20:06I'm fine with bunker.
20:08>> I stole six of this motherfucker's
20:10clubs. Come take a look at those six of
20:11this motherfucker's clubs. He ain't
20:13getting none of them back. All of them.
20:14I took all of them.
20:17Something was going to happen when I
20:18went up for the back swing.
20:20>> I literally faked it.
20:21>> He yelled at his own teammates's ear.
20:25>> Yo, that's uh Hold on here. Splash.
20:29>> Bring your swimmies. We're going in the
20:31pool.
20:32>> Hey, looks like we're both we're both
20:34playing a bunker.
20:34>> I'm playing both.
20:35>> We're fine with that.
20:36>> I'll take a bunker shot.
20:38>> Don't touch him.
20:40>> Not doing anything.
20:41>> Don't touch him.
20:45STINGER.
20:50[screaming and groaning] FINALLY. That's
20:52how it's done. Okay.
20:54>> Absolute freaking beauty there. We're on
20:56the green. We're absolutely floor.
20:58>> We're on the dance floor. We're getting
21:00jiggy with it. And let's just see if I
21:03could potentially make it even better
21:04here.
21:06>> Oh, come on. I should be good.
21:08>> Oh. Oh.
21:10>> You bring extra swimmies? I brought
21:11mine. Did you bring yours?
21:12>> I don't care. GUESS WHAT? WE'RE ON THE
21:14GREEN TOGETHER. WE'RE ON THE GREEN.
21:15>> We'll go get a little swim together.
21:17>> We're on the green.
21:18>> He has no clubs left. Look, this is my
21:20collection now. I got all these
21:22beautiful clubs. They're coming at home
21:23with me. You may think, "Oh, he'll give
21:24it back." I'm not giving it back. That's
21:26That's the funniest part. He's not
21:27giving them back. They're mine.
21:32>> Do you guys have this putter by any
21:33chance?
21:35>> Yeah, they do.
21:36>> I wouldn't touch his stupid claw.
21:37>> This little [ __ ] took my putter.
21:39>> What are you talking about?
21:40>> He took my putter.
21:41>> I wouldn't touch your putter. Okay,
21:43first of all, I don't even want it.
21:44>> You look like I have a shortage of
21:45clubs.
21:46>> Well, I don't know. Maybe you're just
21:47bad at math.
21:48>> 9 7 six
21:50>> I don't know.
21:50>> Where's my five iron?
21:52>> I You probably left it on the first
21:54hole, pal. You
21:56>> You're probably You're really
21:57irresponsible.
21:58>> You [ __ ] took my pitching wedge. You
22:00took my five iron. You took my eight
22:01iron.
22:01>> Hold on here.
22:03>> What the [ __ ] did you say?
22:04>> Hold on,
22:06>> what's going on?
22:07>> Hold on here.
22:08>> Stole stole all my clubs.
22:10>> Hold on here. Let's wait one second.
22:12Let's wait. Let's just wait one dang
22:14second here before we go and accuse
22:15people of things that they just did not
22:16do.
22:17>> You already look like you did 14 years
22:18in prison. I wouldn't be doing this out
22:20on the golf.
22:21>> I don't I won't stand for this. Okay,
22:22first of all, I don't know how they made
22:24their way in that bag. Maybe you had one
22:25too many transfusions, pal. I don't make
22:27the rules.
22:30>> Wow, what a shot.
22:35>> See if I can clutch it here.
22:40Oh, absolutely. Bunker bunker. Wrong
22:43way.
22:47>> Nice shot, Charles.
22:49>> Nice shot, Charles.
22:54>> You like that?
22:58>> She's gone. She's gone.
23:00>> Thankfully, Charlie saved me right
23:01there.
23:02>> All right, let's save. Let's save Bogey
23:06right here. I'll take Boie. Bogey golf
23:08is good golf.
23:09>> Are we still We're down by one stroke.
23:11>> Yeah, we're down by one.
23:13>> They They need a double bogey. Yeah,
23:15they need a double bogey. What is this?
23:16Your second shot.
23:17>> Yeah, it's for birdie.
23:21>> It's a few meters short.
23:23>> I'd rather be short than long.
23:28>> Oh, yeah.
23:31>> Sit. Sit.
23:37No, you won't. No, you won't. No, you
23:39won't.
23:40>> Take a double bogey.
23:41>> No, you won't.
23:41>> Oh, wait. No, we're still going to take
23:43a bogey.
23:44>> Take us home.
23:45>> Take us home.
23:46>> Come on.
23:47>> Country roads.
23:49>> You're kidding me, dude.
23:50>> It's okay. Double bogeies.
23:53>> Got in. Country roads.
23:54>> GET IN. OH MY GOD. COUNTRY ROADS. Pick
23:58me home.
23:58>> Yo, good putt.
23:59>> It's a great putt.
24:00>> That's what I would say if I was gay.
24:03Well, you said it.
24:06>> What does that mean?
24:06>> I am.
24:11>> Come on. Come on.
24:12>> IS THAT
24:18>> two strokes on you?
24:19>> Yeah. So,
24:20>> so now we're down by two.
24:21>> We're plus three.
24:22>> Oh, yeah.
24:23>> Okay. So, we're plus one, I guess. Score
24:24on the card.
24:25>> Yeah.
24:25>> Okay. Do you feel
24:26>> I'm going to be honest. I think
24:28>> I want to I want to get actually a word
24:30from my fellow cameraman here. Do you
24:32think you think I should go with the
24:33driver? Give me your personal opinion.
24:35>> What is this? What's the distance on
24:37this?
24:37>> What?
24:38>> What's the distance on this?
24:39>> 299. I got to go driver, right?
24:40>> Yeah, you got to go driver. We're going
24:41to give it another shot, guys. I I'm
24:43having a hard time with the driver. I
24:45can't even lie.
24:46>> I got to get the D. Listen, it's a fun
24:49club to hit, but it's hard to control.
24:51Now, I'm going try and get a little bit
24:52better with my positioning here. We're
24:54going to go. We're going to I want to
24:56keep it on the fairway here. That's the
24:57goal. We keep it on the fairway. We're
24:59looking good. We're up three strokes.
25:01Let's see if we can get more of a
25:02significant lead here and bigger
25:03bragging rights. Let's go.
25:04>> You bring something.
25:06>> Charles brings absolutely freaking
25:08nothing. It's like when you hang out
25:10with Charles, what do you get?
25:11>> Hey, keep these mushrooms away from
25:12Tyler.
25:13>> Annoyance.
25:14>> Just unreliable, late, disrespectful,
25:19rude, arrogant, all those. Okay,
25:22Charles,
25:23>> you're on drugs.
25:25>> Well, I'm on transfusions.
25:27I can't tell you what you put in those
25:28drinks today.
25:29>> Did you finish yours?
25:30>> Oh, yeah. It's round. Are we getting
25:31round two?
25:31>> You finished yours.
25:32>> I'm a big fan of the trans whether it be
25:34in fusion type or
25:36>> Well, let me tell you something.
25:40>> FOUR.
25:40>> OH MY GOD, BRO. BEAUTY.
25:44>> [ __ ]
25:44>> show up. Show out. Fairway. Fairway.
25:48>> Riding down the fairway.
25:50>> I'll take that. No, no, no. It's going
25:51to the right.
25:52>> Hole four. Shot one. Let's go.
25:55>> What am I?
25:57>> Okay, that's all right. That's uh that's
25:59in the planetarium.
26:01[laughter]
26:02>> That's Swimming with the Turtles.
26:04>> It's in play, but it's on the other
26:05side.
26:05>> Yeah, you got to go play that. You got
26:07to go play that.
26:08>> IT'S IN PLAY, BUT IT'S ON the other
26:10side.
26:10>> You got to go play that.
26:11>> I might have to take a dip. I didn't
26:14bring my floaties, though, so we're
26:15going to have to pass on that one. I
26:16can't swim.
26:19>> Oh.
26:19>> Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Go him. All the way.
26:22All the way.
26:25>> Why are you slicing? Like, why do I
26:27>> Why do I even need a hit?
26:29>> [ __ ] got it covered.
26:30>> Come on, brother.
26:31>> Be fantastic.
26:32>> Come on, brother.
26:33>> That was [ __ ] fantastic. That's what
26:35I do.
26:36>> That's what I do. I walked in, I stole
26:38that. Boom. Boom. Stole that [ __ ]
26:41>> I'm going to try to go to the right of
26:42the tree.
26:43>> I don't care.
26:44>> Yeah, go over that [laughter] tree. I
26:46>> feel like an [ __ ] bro. This is so
26:50>> nice. Oh, yeah. Skipper. Skipper.
26:53Skipper. Wa. Back flip. Hey, I'm fine
26:55with that. He did a back flip off the
26:56hill.
26:57>> He actually did a trade.
26:58>> Drivers are are no good.
27:01>> No bueno.
27:02>> They're no good, dude.
27:03>> Hey, that's what happened.
27:04>> They're a waste of a shot.
27:05>> This is hole four. Shot two. Got about
27:08what? 70. I'm going to say 72 to the
27:11flag. Maybe 70. Try to hit it over this
27:13tree. We'll see what happens.
27:18>> [ __ ] shrubbery.
27:19>> Oh, wait. You might be good here.
27:20>> Bounce.
27:22>> Bounce it.
27:24>> Roll. Roly pololy. Oh no.
27:28>> Yo, Brucey's time to shine, baby.
27:30>> Let's see. You gay [ __ ]
27:33>> Gay boy shot to
27:36>> Let's [ __ ] go.
27:39>> Oh, that might be
27:40>> That's a [ __ ] saucy ass move right
27:42there. My
27:43>> shake it.
27:44>> Shake it. Shake it.
27:45>> That's [ __ ] perfect.
27:49>> That's perfect.
27:51>> They talk the [ __ ] but I back it up. He
27:53shows up when I need him.
27:54>> That's it.
27:55>> I think I will putt this.
27:57>> I'd be very curious.
27:58>> Yo, bro, you want some?
27:59>> Yeah,
28:00>> drips.
28:01>> Um,
28:02>> it's a putt for me.
28:04>> [ __ ] for you,
28:05>> bro. What are you doing?
28:06>> I kind of want to see it.
28:07>> Are you out of your mind?
28:09>> Yep.
28:12>> And watch it go on the green. Oh, that's
28:14a green shot.
28:15>> All right, I'm playing.
28:15>> Wow, that's so short.
28:17>> That was so antilimactic. That [ __ ]
28:20sucked.
28:21>> Charles, what are you doing, dude?
28:23What in God's name are you don't like?
28:27What is that?
28:30>> Sure. Where the where the head tactic
28:32was there, but I like it.
28:33>> I like the trying something new.
28:36>> All right. This is hole four, shot
28:38three. Let's see if we can nestle this
28:40one.
28:41>> Yep. Yep.
28:45>> Yo, we still got Oh, it's for birdie.
28:48Here you go, Ty.
28:53That was a good one.
28:54>> Wow.
28:54>> Don't hit it too hard.
28:56>> Make sure you don't bend your knees
28:58enough.
28:59>> Shoes.
28:59>> I think I think it's the shoes,
29:01>> dude. Shut.
29:03>> I had a limp wrist there. I got I have a
29:04wrist injury, guys. So, it's like, you
29:06know, that it's too
29:07>> that
29:08>> Well,
29:10uh, well, we're not going to talk about
29:13that here because that's a paid channel,
29:15Charles. Okay. And I'm not willing to
29:17just give that up for just nothing.
29:19Okay. If you want, check out my only
29:21fan.
29:25>> That's an extremely good putt. It's a
29:26very good putt.
29:28>> No, no, no.
29:29>> That's so
29:30>> It's fine. It's fine. We're good. All
29:32wrong. That was all wrong.
29:34>> That was all wrong.
29:35>> We're good. We're good. We're good.
29:36>> It's a little break. I didn't out here.
29:41>> Yeah, you're right.
29:42>> Yeah, right. There is break.
29:46>> Oh, and he missed.
29:47>> Wow. Wow. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, first
29:49par of the day. Come on.
29:51>> No five strokes this hole.
29:53>> No five strokes this hole.
29:55>> Hole four. Shot four
29:58>> for par.
29:59>> Yeah, for par. So this is to tie the
30:00hole.
30:00>> To tie the hole.
30:07[ __ ]
30:09Oh my god.
30:18Pan on pan onto his [ __ ] pan onto his
30:20goddamn socks. What? Like when you wake
30:23up in the morning, right? And you're
30:24like, "Yo, let me put my outfit
30:25together."
30:26>> You think that that's a good idea? I
30:28swear you can't even make this [ __ ] up,
30:29guys. Look at his [ __ ] socks. They're
30:31Nike socks. And he goes, "You know what?
30:33Let me let me curl them down so they
30:35look inside out." This is like That's
30:37like a rational thought that goes on in
30:39Charles's brain. Gym Shark shorts. His I
30:42I I'm almost positive I saw a left nut.
30:44And then he goes, "You know what? Let me
30:46make it even better. Let me throw these
30:47Nike socks on and then we're going to
30:49flip them inside out."
30:50>> All right. So, fairly difficult green
30:52here. As you can see, there's just uh
30:55very narrow, you know, water on both
30:57sides. Looks tough, but nobody's
30:59expecting what I'm about to do. I'm
31:00about to do some crazy [ __ ]
31:11>> A straight
31:13>> [laughter]
31:14>> You know what? It's It's really It's
31:16It's some of the finest work you've done
31:18yet. Really is. You know what? I think
31:20you got more of the course on that than
31:22the actual ball.
31:23>> Guy ever stop like a parrot, dude.
31:26>> Holy [ __ ]
31:27>> This is what it is. It the heat is now
31:29they're getting aggravated. It's the
31:30heat. The heat. They're aggravated.
31:33They're mad. Their performance isn't
31:34there. They're down on the game. Their
31:36outfits suck. Their attitudes suck. And
31:38it's just like it's a it's a culmination
31:40of everything. So I you know what? I
31:42feel for them a little bit.
31:45>> Absolute [ __ ] st.
31:48>> Where'd that go?
31:48>> I don't care. It hit a monkey in the
31:50street.
31:52>> It's It's like It's good.
31:57>> Can we get a shot tracer on that?
32:00>> Where did that one go?
32:02>> Where did that one go?
32:03>> Same distance.
32:05>> Fiji capital.
32:06>> Where did that one go?
32:08>> I can't see it. You went too far.
32:10>> I'm going to I I listen I normally I
32:12have a lot of things to say. I'm a level
32:14I'm a level way northar.
32:17>> I'm a level what you hear. That was
32:18really bad.
32:19>> I put a ball on the floor. That's an
32:21exploding ball. Tyler picked it up and
32:23put it in his pocket. So on the next
32:26hole, one of these holes, that ball's
32:27just going to [ __ ] explode.
32:32>> Oh, get left.
32:33>> [ __ ]
32:35>> That's hard.
32:37>> Yep. I just saw a little off.
32:42>> I'll take that.
32:43>> It's perfect.
32:44>> I'll take that.
32:44>> It's perfect.
32:45>> I'll take that.
32:46>> Wow.
32:46>> Yo, what the [ __ ]
32:48>> Where did that come from?
32:49>> What do you mean that [ __ ] drive?
32:50>> Oh, wow. That drive straight from the
32:53shoes.
32:53>> Where the [ __ ] did I slipped on that
32:55one?
32:56>> Why are there two balls there? Did
32:58>> I put yours there?
32:58>> Oh, bet.
33:00>> Um, I had a really bad start to this
33:03hole, but hopefully we clean it up right
33:05here.
33:08Oh, that was a really nice hit. Just a
33:10little right. Definitely playable.
33:13>> Perfect bounce.
33:17>> [ __ ]
33:20>> That's all right. We'll take mine.
33:21>> Is that water?
33:22>> No.
33:23>> You don't know.
33:23>> Yeah. Get us doing this so the course
33:25knows that we're not pieces of [ __ ]
33:27>> Good boy. Yeah. Keep doing it like that.
33:28Good boy.
33:29>> All right.
33:29>> Yeah.
33:31>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
33:35Oh, spin.
33:38>> It went over. Wow.
33:43What?
33:47>> What was that?
33:49>> Yo, what the [ __ ] just happened?
33:51>> What the [ __ ]
33:53>> dude? This had to have been them,
33:54>> BRO. MY BALL EXPLODED. What do you mean
33:57I'm lying?
33:58>> It's like chalking that [ __ ]
34:00>> The ball exploded.
34:03>> What? That's exactly what I mean. I
34:05mean, when I hit it, the ball exploded.
34:08They got me. It's a prank. It's a
34:10[ __ ] prank. They had like a They had
34:12Guys, they got me here. That was good.
34:14That was good. They got me.
34:15>> Did you do that?
34:16>> No.
34:17>> I'm not even kid,
34:18>> bro. I'm not even kidding.
34:19>> They put it down.
34:20>> You grabbed it and put it down.
34:23>> Bro, I don't even know what just
34:24happened. I'm being so for real.
34:27The ball exploded.
34:29>> What do you mean,
34:29>> bro? I had a bowl in my pocket. What do
34:31you mean it exploded?
34:33>> Bro, it exploded.
34:34>> Yeah.
34:35>> What the [ __ ]
34:36>> bro? I'm not even making this up. I I
34:38I'm being so for real. This isn't for
34:39the camera. This isn't a joke.
34:41>> I had a ball in my pocket and I put it
34:43down and I hit it and it exploded. What
34:46do you I mean, this isn't difficult to
34:48understand.
34:48>> I've never You guys [ __ ] with me. I've
34:50never
34:50>> You have like a a dummy ball. Are you
34:52>> Why are you staring at me?
34:53>> YOU HAD THE BALL. YOU HAD it in your
34:55[ __ ] pocket,
34:56>> bro. I'm being so dead serious. I don't
34:58even know what just happened. Did you
34:59hit it with the top,
35:00>> bro? Feel this.
35:02>> That's a golf ball. Feel this. This is
35:04made from Toys R Us. Okay.
35:06>> Feels the same, bro.
35:07>> Are you out of your mind? Come on,
35:09>> buddy. What are you talking about,
35:11>> guys? Charles, please.
35:13>> What?
35:14>> Please.
35:15>> Feel this.
35:16>> Okay.
35:16>> And now feel this,
35:18>> bro. I mean, it's broken. Like, what do
35:20you expect,
35:21>> bro? Come on.
35:22>> Come on now. Come on now.
35:24>> I don't know what you want me to say.
35:25It's in your pocket. Like, I don't know
35:26what.
35:26>> I don't know. I got powder on my hands
35:27now. It's sticky. We [ __ ] play golf,
35:30>> guys. Clearly, whatever just happened
35:32there was was a prank. We got the real
35:34ball now. I checked it. Okay, now we're
35:37going to sink this [ __ ] on the green.
35:38I'm done playing games here. All right,
35:40let's go. [music]
35:44[ __ ]
35:46[laughter]
35:47I want to play a fair and honest game.
35:49I'm not asking for much here. I want to
35:51play a fair game and they're in my head
35:54giving me these fake balls. THIS IS
35:56[ __ ] I JUST WANT TO PLAY. EVERY
35:59TIME WE do stuff, we can't even get
36:00through five holes. We can't even get
36:02through five holes. Every single thing
36:03is a joke. I'm taking this very serious.
36:05I'm pissed off. I'm about to leave. I'm
36:07about to [ __ ] leave.
36:09>> I'm not [ __ ] leaving,
36:10>> bro. Stop exploding the golf balls, you
36:12[ __ ] There's a great course. Look at
36:14what you're doing to the course.
36:15>> Get in the [ __ ] golf cart.
36:17>> All right. I chose not to leave because
36:19you know what? I'm not going to let that
36:21stupid Italian man and Charles get in my
36:24head. You know what? They know they see
36:26me as a threat. Let's take this real
36:27shot. I triple checked this ball. Triple
36:29checked. We're going for glory. Let's
36:31go.
36:33>> It's gorgeous. It's [ __ ] gorgeous.
36:36>> IT'S [ __ ]
36:38>> GORGEOUS. IT'S GORGEOUS. THEY TRY TO GET
36:41IN MY HEAD AND THEY CAN'T. THEY CAN'T.
36:43>> DUDE, that's
36:44>> We're sinking that puffer. We're
36:46sinking. Oh, I guarantee it's [ __ ]
36:48gorgeous.
36:51>> Yucky.
36:51>> Oh, get off the ground.
36:52>> Yucky.
36:54>> Dude, look at that freaking shot. I
36:55might get floppy with this one,
36:58buddy. Stop getting closer to me. Or
37:01two.
37:04>> Yo yo yo.
37:05>> What?
37:09>> Oh, that's money. That's money.
37:11>> That's a very good shot.
37:13>> That's an absolutely sensational shot.
37:15It's a very good shot.
37:16>> Wow.
37:16>> That was [ __ ] a very good It's a very
37:17good shot. It's a very good shot.
37:19>> I don't want to give it too much
37:20strength.
37:21>> Oh,
37:23come on, man. I'm dialed right now,
37:25dude. You got to get my head.
37:27>> Hey, CL.
37:29>> All right, let's let's
37:31>> Yeah. Yeah.
37:33>> That might be good.
37:36>> Negative break. Oh, I didn't announce.
37:38>> You know what's crazy is that I told the
37:40camera I was standing. Remember I told
37:42the camera I'm standing
37:43>> from right there, bro.
37:44>> I just shot from right here.
37:45>> He shot right here. This close to you
37:47guys. You guys
37:47>> He shot right here.
37:48>> He shot right here.
37:49>> Nah, you're bugging, dude.
37:53Oh my god. No. No. No. It's okay. It's
37:56okay. Jesus.
37:57>> It's okay. It's okay. Hold on.
38:01>> Absolutely disgusting.
38:03All right.
38:06>> Wait. I got to leave my marker. Okay.
38:09>> I'm just going to chip it.
38:13>> What the [ __ ] are you doing?
38:15>> Put a quarter down.
38:18>> Really?
38:24[ __ ] Disgusting.
38:26>> [ __ ]
38:27>> Sink it, baby. Sink it, baby.
38:28>> Holy [ __ ]
38:31Get out of here.
38:32>> You mean no. Just like shake your head
38:33like No. What do you mean? These are all
38:34factual things.
38:36>> Not one shot tornado, dude.
38:38>> That pull that I that I This whole
38:42>> six shot one. We are currently up still
38:45what? Two strokes.
38:46>> We're up. We're tech.
38:47>> Technically, we're tied. You have
38:49[ __ ] zero.
38:50>> Technically, we're tied, but we do have
38:51the two strokes on trading.
38:54>> [ __ ] yeah.
38:56>> Yeah.
38:58>> All right. It's a little right.
39:00>> Bro, drivers are evil.
39:01>> It's a waste of a stroke in my opinion.
39:04Nobody could ever hit it straight.
39:05Nobody.
39:07>> Four. [ __ ]
39:13>> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
39:16>> Keep going. Keep going, bud.
39:18>> That just hit Barker.
39:22>> Wow.
39:26>> All right. So, unfortunately, my driver
39:29just started slicing too much. It looks
39:31like we're in the water cuz we can't
39:32quite find it, which means we are taking
39:35a drop, hitting our third ball. And we
39:37have this tree. So, I'm going to grab a
39:39seven iron even though we're 110 yards
39:41away.
39:43>> Absolutely [ __ ] gorgeous. Sit. Sit.
39:48Oh my god. Yes.
39:51>> Oh, that might be so much better. So
39:53sucks.
39:54>> Through when he needs to. Listen, I may
39:56be [ __ ] [ __ ] up in the T- box, but I
39:57come through when I [ __ ] need to.
39:59Like that right there. Let's freaking
40:01go.
40:01>> That's beautiful. Backside.
40:02>> Oh,
40:07>> wait. Yo, stop.
40:09>> Go.
40:11>> Went over. Yeah, my arms are
40:15>> that's just going to go in the bunker.
40:17>> No, that's all.
40:19>> Bang.
40:20>> I'll take it.
40:22>> Hey, great shot for shot number two on a
40:24par4.
40:25>> Hole six shot four cuz we took a drop.
40:28This is a very important putt.
40:30>> [ __ ] dude. Why do I keep doing that?
40:34>> Oh my [ __ ] god.
40:36>> Check ass.
40:38>> Sit. That's so hard. Let's [ __ ] go,
40:41baby. Let's go.
40:45>> Keep going. Keep going.
40:51>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
40:53>> All right. So,
40:54>> this is hole six.
40:55>> I'd aim about right here.
40:57>> Hole six, shot five
40:59>> for bogey.
41:04>> Oh god.
41:05>> All right, I'm going to finish it off.
41:07>> What's that for? That's a double.
41:10>> There's no way that they're going to
41:11miss. There's no way.
41:15>> Yes. Big swing in a miss.
41:19>> Clutch up.
41:20>> Oh no.
41:21>> Yes.
41:21>> You're joking, bro. You're lying. You're
41:23lying. That's cap. That's cap.
41:26>> Yeah.
41:26>> I'm not proud. They took one back on
41:27this hole. So
41:29took one back. This is Animal Planet.
41:31This is Animal Planet. First to capture
41:33the iguana immediately counts as a hole
41:35in one.
41:36>> Follow me.
41:42>> [singing]
41:50>> We do we do many different things here.
41:53We hunt, we gather, we golf, and we
41:55trade.
42:00>> That is a piss missile.
42:04>> I'm good with that.
42:10Bro, I can't. I don't know why, dude.
42:12>> Let's go for
42:13>> I even aimed for it, bro.
42:17>> Beautiful. That's exactly Oh, that's
42:19going to roll. It didn't go anywhere.
42:21Okay.
42:24>> That's water.
42:26>> Holy moly.
42:27>> That's lake. That's Lake Eerie.
42:29>> Lake. So, my drive was actually straight
42:32butter, but it was literally on top of
42:34the root of a tree. So, we're coming all
42:36the way back and hitting from Charlie's
42:39ball.
42:39>> All right.
42:40>> To save a stroke.
42:43Wow.
42:45Stay on.
42:49That might be real, dude. Wow. Wow. Wow.
42:54Wow. I don't even know. I don't even
42:55have to hit the hit for that.
42:59Good shot.
43:01>> Get over the tree.
43:03>> People behind us. [ __ ] They're right
43:04there.
43:05>> That's in the tree.
43:06>> All right. Hole seven. Shot two. Had a
43:08beautiful drive on the fairway.
43:10>> Hold on. We really need a big This is a
43:13big [ __ ] hole.
43:14>> No pressure,
43:16>> but I would ideally like you to get this
43:18on the green right now. Come on.
43:24>> [ __ ]
43:27Okay, I got this. I got this. You got a
43:29ball, Papa?
43:32>> I'm telling you, I LOVE THE SEVEN. I
43:34LOVE THE [ __ ] SEVEN. I LOVE THIS. I
43:37love this club. I love this [ __ ]
43:39club, dude. I don't know what it is. I'm
43:41telling you, it's my favorite club. I
43:43love it. It just feels good. It feels
43:45right.
43:47>> Good [ __ ] shots. Oh, yeah.
43:51Fire.
43:56>> Wow. Great shot.
44:00>> I always only shoot at that.
44:02>> It's all right. It's
44:02>> fine. Yours is fire.
44:04>> I want to get this as close to the pin
44:05as possible, but it's got to be very
44:06soft cuz it's going to roll. I know. So,
44:08I'm going to try and keep it very light.
44:09Let's go.
44:13>> See, that's great distance.
44:19>> Oh my god. Holy [ __ ]
44:21>> Wow.
44:24>> Unbelievable. That is one of the finest
44:27shots I've seen all day. Beautiful.
44:29Absolutely beautiful. And my teammate
44:30comes in clutch when he needs to.
44:32>> That's my guy.
44:32>> That's it right there.
44:36>> Nothing. Burger.
44:36>> Fine.
44:37>> Good. Good.
44:48>> Back up.
44:50>> Back up. Two strokes. That was huge.
44:51That's exactly what we needed.
44:53>> We're going to lock in. Char. Char. Time
44:54to lock in. Time to vibrate. All right,
44:57let's turn on
44:59>> the jets.
44:59>> Let's turn on Tiger Woods protocol right
45:01now.
45:02>> I mean, my name is Charlie. So,
45:03>> your name's Charlie Wood.
45:04>> So, basically his son.
45:06>> Summon the driving skills of Tiger both
45:09on and off the course. Summon the swing.
45:13Summon the let's get a banger in there
45:16protocol. And summon the Tyler has small
45:20nuts
45:21>> emergency call. I'm getting a second
45:22shot one par three about 155 160. I'm
45:26have a 7 iron.
45:31>> Oh wow.
45:33>> Okay. Okay. So that that was I'll show
45:35you what good looks like.
45:36>> I shanked it. It's my teammates turn
45:37now.
45:37>> It's okay. Here. Watch out.
45:39>> Oh my god. No. Like
45:41>> it's gone.
45:42>> Yeah. I have the seven here if you want
45:44it. [ __ ]
45:49>> Yes.
45:49>> Where did that go?
45:50>> Yes. Nowhere.
45:53>> It's right in the middle of the fairway,
45:54bro. So bad.
45:55>> No, you did not. You did not.
45:57>> Let's see this guy. Huh?
46:01>> Again. Again with the seven. Again with
46:03the seven.
46:04>> Perfectly.
46:05>> Again with the seven.
46:06>> Nice.
46:07>> Again.
46:07>> Sit. Sit. Sit.
46:08>> Again with the seven. It's okay. Your
46:10boy's getting better.
46:11>> No. No, dude. Absolutely beautiful shot.
46:13I can't believe I hit that.
46:18>> So unfortunate, dude. I love this is my
46:20favorite shot of all time. Seven iron
46:23about 160 to the pin.
46:25>> Nothing.
46:28>> Be good.
46:31>> It's all right. That's all right.
46:32>> You hard, bro.
46:38>> My first shot pretty good. It got us
46:40here. I'm in the bunker. Had the seven.
46:42We're going to go with the 56. I'm just
46:44going to put this bad [ __ ] on the
46:45green. I'm going to go nice and light.
46:47Not too light. Let's see what I can make
46:48do. Come on.
46:51Oh, [ __ ] I [ __ ] I topped it, bro. I
46:55didn't get underneath it enough. Yes.
46:57That ball is in the water.
47:02>> Go. Wow.
47:03>> Sit.
47:05>> So, you want to hit the sand in the
47:07bunker, huh?
47:07>> Sit. We're on the dance. We're on the
47:09green. We're on the green. That's why
47:11you have a partner to pick you up when
47:12when things go ary.
47:18Get in.
47:21>> All right. What is this? Shop three.
47:23>> Uh, yeah.
47:26>> That's so short. Why am I leaving it so
47:28short?
47:33>> Great. Great.
47:37>> Great.
47:38>> How does that not go in, man?
47:42>> Great putt. Oh, great putt. Perfect
47:44speed.
47:47Take it. I'll take it.
47:50>> Big miss. Big miss. Big [ __ ] miss.
47:53That's huge. That's huge.
47:56>> Bring us home.
47:57>> No.
47:58>> What am I doing with my life?
47:59>> Okay, I'm going to mark yours.
48:00>> Where'd yours go?
48:06>> Rough.
48:11right here.
48:15>> Oh my god. Thank god I was too.
48:18>> He's there.
48:21>> [ __ ]
48:22>> He's there.
48:23>> Can't get this little Jersey voice out
48:24of my head, dude. I need to snap out of
48:27it.
48:27>> Day one on the golf course ever. I told
48:29you raw [ __ ] talent. Raw. I could do
48:32anything. I could trade. I could golf. I
48:35could spearfish. I could do anything.
48:37I'm like I'm like Iron Man. Let's go.
48:40Hole nine. Shot one.
48:41>> Par five.
48:42>> Par five. First par five, actually.
48:44>> Block it.
48:46>> Yes.
48:47>> Yes.
48:48>> Yes.
48:48>> I couldn't be any better.
48:50>> Yes.
48:51>> Woo. What a [ __ ] ball, huh? You
48:53always feeling nervous down three
48:55strokes?
48:55>> Not at all.
48:56>> With the driver. You know, I'm
48:57unreliable with it. But such a fantastic
49:00shot. I'm going for it.
49:02>> Yep. Again. IN THE [ __ ] YARD. IN THE
49:04YARD.
49:05>> In someone's house. You just killed
49:06someone's dog.
49:09That's a win.
49:09>> Oh my god.
49:11>> Holy [ __ ]
49:15>> That was [ __ ]
49:16>> I think I'm right next to people.
49:17>> No. No. I think I think
49:20>> Wow. What a shot.
49:22>> I've never seen someone with a such a
49:23pure five iron in my life.
49:25>> That's on
49:25>> Oh, that's on the fairway. That hit the
49:27[ __ ] tree. That's on the [ __ ]
49:28fairway.
49:31>> A killed it. Killed it.
49:33>> Rolling.
49:34>> Swung out of my [ __ ]
49:36Just watch this. Ty.
49:41>> And that's good.
49:44>> You're in the tree cuz you're
49:45>> playing your ball.
49:49>> It's okay. Let it roll.
49:50>> No,
49:51>> it's okay. Let it roll.
49:58>> [ __ ]
50:00>> I'm not really happy with that, but
50:03>> go quick. Hopefully, we're still we're
50:04still on the we're still on the course.
50:07>> Absolutely [ __ ] sit.
50:13>> All right, I'm going to go much lighter
50:15than you.
50:18>> It's okay.
50:21>> Not ideal playing with four.
50:23>> Exactly.
50:24>> All right. [ __ ] hole nine.
50:27>> Shot three.
50:28>> Shot three.
50:30>> [ __ ] me.
50:33Roller,
50:35>> bro. Why am I using this [ __ ] and not a
50:37[ __ ] A.
50:40>> A little too floppy.
50:46>> Oh my god.
50:48>> Oh my god. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit,
50:49sit, sit, sit.
50:51>> Honestly, I bro that that that much.
50:55>> I really didn't.
50:56>> Absolutely.
50:57>> I did not think it was going to roll
50:58that much.
51:02That's actually
51:06beautiful. It's beautiful. It's [ __ ]
51:08beautiful. That's what we want. That's a
51:11It's a [ __ ] It's a [ __ ] beautiful
51:13shot.
51:14>> 09 shot for
51:20>> Oh, bang.
51:23>> [ __ ] amazing.
51:24>> Sick.
51:24>> Let's go.
51:25>> I don't think I can beat that whole nine
51:26shot four.
51:31Great stuff. Doesn't matter.
51:32>> Great stuff, though.
51:34>> I'm hitting this butt. I want you to
51:36know.
51:36>> Come on, baby.
51:38>> I want you to know I'm hitting this
51:39putt.
51:42>> He hit it. I thought in the
51:49>> Come on,
51:50>> it's fine.
51:51>> Bogey. We're good with that.
51:53>> Straight out it.
51:54>> This for par.
51:55>> This for par.
51:57>> [ __ ] Hey, do you have your ball?
52:04>> Yeah, it's all right. It's right here.
52:09>> Beauty.
52:12>> What a two, man.
52:13>> [ __ ] phenomenal. Phenomenal game of
52:15golf.
52:16>> Hole 10 shot one.
52:18>> Hold twole 10 shot one. All right, here
52:21we go. Driver.
52:25>> Oh.
52:27H
52:28in the sand.
52:32>> That's perfect.
52:33>> Seven.
52:34>> Yeah, I'll take that every day.
52:35>> What do you mean? I'm on the fairway.
52:37>> I said I'll take that every day.
52:38>> I'm on the [ __ ] fairway. Seven. OH,
52:39[ __ ] RELIABLE.
52:41>> I DON'T LIKE IT WITH the seven.
52:43>> Holy swing. Yes, Charles.
52:45>> I don't know how a five iron can go that
52:47far,
52:47>> bro. He's He's nasty with the five.
52:49>> Wow.
52:50>> Yo, when you figure out your driver,
52:52it's going to be a different
52:53>> Yo, you're going to
52:54>> There she is. Powerful.
52:55>> I didn't even see it.
52:57Dude, you cannot be talking about
53:00dead.
53:01>> Little too sicey, bro. What you say?
53:03Fruit ninja golf is good though.
53:05>> Crazy.
53:09>> Oh my [ __ ] god. Well, I can't hit an
53:11iron.
53:11>> It's okay. It's okay. That's why daddy's
53:13here.
53:16>> Why daddy's here? Hole 10. Shot two.
53:18Seven iron again. Why reliable? Let's
53:21go.
53:23>> Oh, please get over that.
53:27Dead in the sand. Dead in the sand.
53:30[ __ ] bunker hill.
53:32>> Got 116 hitting an A.
53:38Okay, that gets on the green. That gets
53:41on the green. Oh my god. That gets on
53:43the [ __ ] green.
53:44>> Somehow I'm on. That's fine.
53:46>> Somehow with the worst shot ever, I
53:48managed to get on the green.
53:52>> Oh my god.
53:53>> [ __ ] it.
53:54>> Got to [ __ ] want it. Here we go.
53:57>> Oh, go. Nice. Nice out.
54:01>> I did. I'm out.
54:04>> God, I hit the ball in the goddamn tree.
54:07>> It's okay.
54:10>> Oh, that's beautiful.
54:12>> Keep rolling. Keep rolling.
54:13>> Holy [ __ ]
54:14>> Keep rolling.
54:15>> That's [ __ ] good, dude. I can't go.
54:16>> You just go for it,
54:17>> Charles.
54:19>> Okay, so
54:22Wow. Come on. You good? Hole 10 shot.
54:27>> Two great two great putts. No, I do not.
54:34>> Holy [ __ ]
54:36>> WOW.
54:37>> GREAT PUTT. GREAT PUTT.
54:39>> That was insane.
54:42>> Bro. Bro. Bro.
54:45>> Go. Go. Go. Come on, Granny.
54:48>> Go.
54:50>> Is this off for double bogey?
54:52>> No. Are you sure? Yeah.
54:55Sinker. Sinker.
54:57>> Oh, [ __ ] go, baby.
55:02>> Wow. Nice.
55:03>> Wow. Sunk it. Come on. That's so clutch.
55:06Part it. Now we are only down three.
55:09Come on. We just need three more holes.
55:10Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
55:12Let's go. Quick. Fire. The wind's
55:14pushing this
55:16like
55:20>> Look at it. Look. Look. Look. Grandma's
55:22house. Grandma, grandma, grandma. Guess
55:24what? She's a powerful legion now. Hit
55:25her in the [ __ ] head.
55:29>> Oh, GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
55:32>> It's all right. Mine's somewhere else.
55:34>> Yo, where's that? Uh, you can play that.
55:37>> Mine's on that fairway. I see it.
55:38>> Play it where it
55:39>> mine's on that fairway.
55:40>> I can still play that.
55:41>> Come with us.
55:45>> Come back.
55:46>> I'm just going to put it straight at
55:47this point. Listen to me. Put the camera
55:48on me. I'm going with seven. All
55:49reliable. I'm just going to put it
55:50straight. That's it. This This is all it
55:52is.
55:52>> It hit a tree and landed in the fairway.
55:59>> Not good. And it's not straight. Let's
56:02go. Let's go on to the [ __ ]
56:10[ __ ] did it go? I don't know.
56:15Oh no. How did that just draw?
56:19All right, it's alive.
56:23Holy [ __ ]
56:25>> Yes,
56:26that sounds really good.
56:30>> Hole seven. Hole 11. Stroke two. Let's
56:33lock in. Seven iron. Seven iron again.
56:43>> What? Holy windage, dude. It sounded
56:45really good. I can't lie. It sounded
56:48good. Not the best shot. is just we're
56:49going to go with the seven iron.
56:50>> We're going to go with a different club.
56:52We're going to go with the seven. I know
56:53what you're thinking. Uh how can you use
56:55the same club? I could cuz I can seven
56:57again.
56:58>> Let's go.
56:58>> Dude, I'm going to hit a five iron. This
57:00wind is like
57:00>> lock destroying.
57:02>> Lock the [ __ ] in.
57:05>> Why am I
57:06>> the little left, bro? Every time.
57:11>> I'll take that.
57:12>> I'll take it.
57:13>> It's good. It's good. It's good.
57:14>> I'll take it. It's not It's not the
57:15best, but it's straight.
57:17>> No. Absolutely spectacular. Let's go.
57:19>> Shot three. Trying to save par here.
57:22We've been playing on the wrong fairway,
57:23but it's actually working out for us.
57:27>> Beautiful.
57:28>> Go over.
57:31>> Fine with that.
57:32>> All right, that's it's going to be on
57:35the green.
57:38>> Where is it?
57:44>> Uh 100 yards. I'm I have a 56 in hand.
57:50>> Get right. Why am I pulling every
57:52[ __ ] shot, dude?
57:53>> It's okay. That's why daddy's here.
57:57>> Oh my god. Do it. [ __ ] absolute.
58:01>> HOLY [ __ ]
58:02>> [ __ ]
58:03>> HOLY [ __ ] It's the BEST SHOT OF MY
58:05LIFE.
58:06>> OH MY GOD.
58:07>> IT'S THE BEST SHOT OF MY LIFE. YO, that
58:10shot right there
58:12>> is actually incredible. Holy cow.
58:16>> Oh my god.
58:16>> All right. T for
58:20almost killed them, bro.
58:22>> Beautiful.
58:24>> Short.
58:25>> What do you guys What do you guys
58:29>> Oh my god, bro.
58:31>> Wasn't there. That would have gone in.
58:33>> Of course it would have. It would have
58:34just fell.
58:37>> I think you were going too fast.
58:38>> Going way too fast, bro. But if the
58:39flag's not there, it just falls in the
58:40hole.
58:40>> No, it can roll over the cup.
58:44No.
58:44>> [ __ ]
58:46>> Oh, no.
58:47>> Listen, that right there, pitching
58:50wedge,
58:51>> the best Listen, I've golfed one time,
58:53but that's probably one of the best
58:54shots I'm ever going to have. I need to
58:56sink this just for me.
59:00>> [ __ ]
59:01>> I don't mind me.
59:07Bogey.
59:10Bogey.
59:12>> This could be bogey.
59:13>> What are you?
59:17>> Beautiful.
59:18>> Oh, that stinks. That [ __ ] stinks.
59:21>> Perfect line though.
59:22>> That's in.
59:26>> So good.
59:26>> Double bogey. Ferta. Let's go. Fast golf
59:29is good golf. Hole 12. Let's move on.
59:32>> Nothing to do with it. You think I can
59:33reach that guy? I know, right?
59:34>> But why? Why not?
59:38>> Why? What?
59:38>> Why don't you watch
59:39>> the driver? It's the last [ __ ] thing.
59:41>> Get your hand out of my [ __ ] pants.
59:42>> All right. My bad, dude.
59:43>> It's the last [ __ ] thing. What'd you
59:45put in, man? You
59:46>> just stuck a FINGER UP YOUR ASS.
59:47>> OH, WHAT IS THAT?
59:49>> NO.
59:49>> YO, COME ON, DUDE. YO, [laughter]
59:52>> BRO, you can't be doing [ __ ] like that.
59:54Like, that right there. That's [ __ ]
59:55up. That's not even funny, bro. Like, I
59:57I lit What a snake.
1:00:03Oh, would you look at that?
1:00:05Wow, a snake eating a little lizard.
1:00:08After a long hard day at the YouTube
1:00:10Trading PGA golf tour, we're at the last
1:00:13hole. All right, we're ending it off a
1:00:15little early. The sun's going down.
1:00:16We're going to call this par five the
1:00:18last hole. We are down four strokes.
1:00:21[ __ ] It's got to be rough. These guys
1:00:22got to sell it and we have to clutch it
1:00:24up for us to make it back. But if me and
1:00:27Charlie make it back, we're going to
1:00:29give away three funded accounts. Well,
1:00:31three evals to the top comments on this
1:00:33YouTube video. We're also going to give
1:00:35away $100,000 thanks to George at Alpha
1:00:39Futures Cash. You know what they say,
1:00:41last licks. You're down four strokes.
1:00:44So, you owe me four strokes. Let's see.
1:00:46Unless you can really come back here.
1:00:49>> Prison talk.
1:00:50>> Well, well, hold on. You You said four
1:00:52strokes and I get to choose how I win.
1:00:55And I want the four strokes in a way
1:00:57where it's going to make me.
1:01:03>> Yes. Old man river. Old man [ __ ]
1:01:06river. How's your sister?
1:01:10>> Oh my.
1:01:11>> Absolute [ __ ] dude.
1:01:13>> Unreal.
1:01:17>> Whoa. Can't even see it.
1:01:19>> I see it. I see it.
1:01:21>> You know what's funny is my shot with
1:01:23the seven.
1:01:27[ __ ] terrible.
1:01:29>> Where'd it go?
1:01:30>> It's like right there.
1:01:32>> All right. 255 to the pin. Shot two.
1:01:35Last hole. Par five. Four iron to the
1:01:38dome. Let's bring her home.
1:01:40>> You think you're bringing home [ __ ]
1:01:41participation.
1:01:42>> Oh, beautiful.
1:01:43>> Get through.
1:01:46>> [ __ ] pop spin.
1:01:49>> It's going to work perfectly. It's going
1:01:50to roll.
1:01:51>> All right. We're out. We're out of this
1:01:52mess. Don't worry. We're on the fairway.
1:01:55>> Oh my god, I hit the sand. That's the
1:01:57shank.
1:02:01>> Good.
1:02:03>> Oh, perfect.
1:02:04>> It's just like Come on.
1:02:05>> [ __ ] her [ __ ] dial. Hole 12 shot
1:02:09three. Seven. Seven again.
1:02:15[ __ ] hammered, bro.
1:02:16>> What the [ __ ]
1:02:17>> Hammered
1:02:19on the [ __ ] green.
1:02:20>> Oh my god,
1:02:21>> dude. I'm telling you right now, this
1:02:23I'm telling you right now, I'm actually
1:02:25very nice of this sport. I think I have
1:02:27a calling. I think I have a calling.
1:02:31>> [ __ ] beauty, dude.
1:02:32>> That's pure.
1:02:33>> Absolute beauty. That's how it's done.
1:02:42>> On the green. What a shot
1:02:45>> in the hole.
1:02:47>> Please be on the green.
1:02:49>> For par for birdie. for birdie.
1:02:51>> You have an extra ball
1:02:52>> for birdie. Yeah. Here.
1:03:00>> [ __ ] Dude, your voice locked in. I'm
1:03:02being completely real here.
1:03:07>> That's That is a mega putt.
1:03:10>> That's insane, bro.
1:03:11>> Bro, you literally just got to tap it.
1:03:13>> Yeah,
1:03:13>> it's They're fast green. They're
1:03:15extremely
1:03:16>> I didn't think it would break that much.
1:03:17I guess
1:03:18>> it broke left.
1:03:19>> No, no. I mean, I was I was right. It
1:03:21broke from right to left. You have to
1:03:22aim right. The thing is like with that
1:03:25speed, you have to aim way more right
1:03:27than
1:03:27>> Yeah.
1:03:29>> Yeah.
1:03:31>> What a
1:03:32>> Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, dude.
1:03:36>> I thought that was in. Holy cow.
1:03:44>> Way too [ __ ] short, bro. What am I
1:03:46doing?
1:03:46>> I'm not, bro. It's It's fast. It was
1:03:49just It was just
1:03:50>> You shot it any harder.
1:03:54>> Yo, why weren't you putting like that
1:03:55the whole game?
1:03:56>> Apparently, that's how we're supposed to
1:03:57put.
1:03:58>> The
1:04:00Thank you,
1:04:02>> gentlemen.
1:04:03>> Same shot,
1:04:04>> guys. Sensational day. I'm tired. I'm
1:04:08sunburnt. Well worth every single
1:04:11minute.
1:04:11>> Great stuff. Great stuff, boys.
1:04:14>> Great day trading in the morning. full
1:04:17full day of golf with the boys.
1:04:19>> Yo, I really want to know guys if you if
1:04:21you actually like this content and kind
1:04:23of what else you would want to see us do
1:04:25because No,
1:04:26>> it's like a hooker like we'll do
1:04:28anything.
1:04:28>> No, no. Like would you guys like to talk
1:04:30about strategies and trading and
1:04:32psychology while we golf? Do you enjoy
1:04:34like having the golfing in the
1:04:35background and it's kind of like, you
1:04:37know, you get the best of both worlds.
1:04:38You see some entertainment, but you also
1:04:39get some real knowledge because we are
1:04:41interested [music] in potentially doing
1:04:42something like this in the future
1:04:43because I think it's it's pretty cool.
1:04:45Awesome.
1:04:46>> Because you give people [music] like
1:04:47some entertainment like this and then
1:04:48walk away with some re Yeah. Hell yeah.
1:04:51>> Yeah, bro. Shout out to Alpha for having
1:04:52us do this and I hope you guys enjoy the
1:04:55video. I know I had an amazing time
1:04:56making it. Shout out to the team. Shout
1:04:58out to my amazing freaking
1:04:59videographers.
1:05:00>> Let us know how we did. Let us know if
1:05:02you love the video. Shout out to Alpha
1:05:04Futures. Shout out to Tai Bit [music]
1:05:06from Spaghetti Trading. Char Trades.
1:05:09Love it. Boys,
1:05:09>> thanks for tuning in. Thanks for
1:05:11watching. Thanks for the [music] love
1:05:11and support. Later.