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0:02Finally.
0:04Here I thought you'd forgotten all about
0:06me.
0:09Hm.
0:11I chose to wait for that right,
0:12sweetheart.
0:13Well,
0:14because remaining silent would spoil
0:16this beautiful chance to finally speak
0:18to you.
0:2218 counts, I mean.
0:26If we're going to discuss me first, then
0:28we need to make sure you have all the
0:31correct facts.
0:34By all means then, if you want to charge
0:37me for 16 counts of murder, then go
0:39ahead.
0:40But you'll be selling me short.
0:44Glad we get clear that up.
0:47Now, how about you?
0:48How many people have you killed?
0:54Why not?
0:56If we just talk about me, then how will
0:58we ever get to know each other?
1:02Somehow I don't believe that.
1:04Because if you had a no interest in
1:06getting to know me,
1:08then you wouldn't have tried so
1:10so hard to put me in this room.
1:17That kind of
1:19obsession.
1:21I like it.
1:23I like it a lot.
1:25>> [laughter]
1:27>> Of course, of course.
1:30Just like what I do as my job, too.
1:34Glad to see we have so much in common
1:36already.
1:41Are we not?
1:45You look for people to put in a box.
1:48I also look for people to put in a box.
1:53>> [laughter]
1:55>> That face. I could just eat you up.
2:00Call it a look of disgust if you want.
2:02I call it delicious.
2:08Wait.
2:12You want me to take this seriously?
2:15Fine.
2:17I'll talk.
2:18If you agree that this won't be a
2:20one-sided conversation.
2:26Now, I'll tell you what you want to know
2:28and more.
2:30It's the least I can do for such a
2:32delectable pursuer.
2:38I see.
2:40Coming out the gates full force, are we?
2:45And I will answer.
2:47I just can't help getting sidetracked
2:50staring at you.
2:52All of you.
2:56Hm.
2:58I admitted to killing them because you
3:00don't have the evidence you need to
3:01convict me without
3:03an admission of guilt.
3:10>> [laughter]
3:11>> Oh, you are so cute. We both know you
3:14don't have evidence of anything in your
3:17oh so precious file there.
3:23How do I know?
3:25Well, it's obvious.
3:27To me, at least. After all, I know you
3:30so well already.
3:34If you want me to explain how I know,
3:38then say please.
3:42Well, it was worth a shot.
3:44>> [sighs and gasps]
3:47>> Fine.
3:48I know that folder is empty because the
3:51file has today's date stamped on the
3:53bottom.
3:54Because it was hastily thrown together
3:56today.
4:00Why?
4:01Because you have lots of evidence of the
4:03crimes committed, but none that tie them
4:06to me.
4:07Which is why you rushed to fake file.
4:12True. You could have just stamped it
4:14today as a fresh file.
4:17But then why were you in such a rush?
4:23I know you were in a rush because of
4:24three things.
4:26First, you came to work today with your
4:29hair tied up.
4:31You came to every crime scene with it
4:33down and straightened.
4:37You didn't today
4:39because you burned your finger on the
4:40straighteners
4:42as evidenced by that wrapping.
4:45Or because you panicked at the thought
4:47of bringing me without any concrete
4:50evidence in your hand.
4:52>> [laughter and gasps]
4:53>> Sure,
4:55you could have burned your finger on
4:56accident.
4:58But
4:59why wouldn't you continue to straighten
5:02your beautiful hair?
5:05Because you knew your hands were too
5:08shaky from stress.
5:13But you weren't late for work, were you?
5:16That's the second reason I know.
5:19Because I smell the coconut on your
5:21breath and the frappe you got this
5:23morning.
5:24The same one you get it every morning.
5:29I do wonder if your lips taste as good
5:32as that smells.
5:38Ah, yes, the third reason.
5:40You see,
5:42I know how devoted you are to the
5:43subserved cause of justice. It borders
5:47on the same obsession that you have for
5:48me.
5:50You're careful, calculated, always
5:53punctual and well presented.
5:55So, why would a perfectionist like you
5:59forget to wear her bra?
6:04>> [laughter]
6:06[gasps]
6:07>> It all stands to reason that you were
6:09too panicked to prepare yourself, but
6:12you still had enough time to get your
6:14caffeine boost so you wouldn't notice
6:18the nerves that ruined your morning.
6:22This is about so much more than me being
6:25clever and knowing so much about you.
6:29Much as I find you irresistibly
6:31tantalizing,
6:32you have come to
6:35conflict with my work life.
6:42Yes, I let the cops take me in without
6:45resistance so that I could talk to you.
6:47I'm glad you figured that out before I
6:49had to leave you with more breadcrumbs.
6:54Tell me.
6:56Tell me how you managed to track me
6:58down.
7:00I know that we both know.
7:02I just want to hear you explain.
7:05Let me drink up that sexy mind of yours.
7:11My boots, yes.
7:16Did you like that? Wearing different
7:18shoes every time must have made
7:20footprint analysis so annoying for you.
7:23Forensics must have had a field day.
7:27I did use the same pair of boots the
7:29last two times, didn't I?
7:31>> [laughter]
7:35>> The same boots I'm wearing now.
7:38Nice touch, don't you think?
7:41Tracking their unique print pattern to
7:43the distillery I stole them from is
7:46how we would do it.
7:47Continue.
7:51Cameras showed a masked thief stealing
7:54them whose height, hair, and estimated
7:56weight perfectly matched me.
7:58Me.
8:00Who you conveniently found wearing those
8:02very boots.
8:05Bravo, my darling. You certainly excel
8:08at dirty talk in the same way you do all
8:10things.
8:14It wasn't exactly hard for you.
8:17That being said, maybe I was too obvious
8:21making sure I got caught on camera.
8:24But I had to be sure you would find me.
8:29What's
8:30>> [laughter]
8:31>> What isn't special about you?
8:34You're perfect. You have the brains of
8:37one of us. Someone so deviously clever.
8:42But you have the heart of a civilian.
8:45I mean that you panic. You take risks.
8:49You don't allow for the possibility that
8:51maybe you're facing someone you just
8:54can't outwit.
8:56No, I won't hold that against you,
8:58beautiful.
8:59It's been a long, long time since I've
9:01had anything close to competition.
9:06But you bring that in both the brains
9:10and the looks department.
9:15Does it bring me
9:18>> [laughter]
9:19>> It brings me insurmountable pleasure to
9:22sit here complimenting you.
9:27When will you admit points,
9:30sweetheart?
9:31I'm already doing all you can think
9:34about right now.
9:37But did you not notice that you sat back
9:40down?
9:44>> Yes, your job.
9:46>> I'll believe you.
9:48>> If that's what you want.
9:51>> Baby, I would do anything you wanted me
9:53to.
9:56>> I've already said I'd answer your
9:57questions.
9:59>> Is that all my pretty genius wants from
10:01me?
10:03>> Then ask away.
10:07>> I do what I do because it's my job.
10:11But you knew that already.
10:14Come on, you're much too clever to
10:15pretend to be stupid.
10:20Don't.
10:22Don't act like those
10:24idiots up there.
10:26You're not.
10:28You're better than them.
10:30We are better than them.
10:38No, no, no.
10:40This isn't just some power fantasy.
10:43You know what it's like to be smarter
10:44than everyone else in the room the same
10:46way I do.
10:49It's a lonely thing
10:50being brilliant, being talented.
10:55Even other people in my profession are
10:57cold and distant.
11:00They take others to bed for the hell of
11:01it.
11:03Shouldn't it mean something?
11:07Are we so enraptured with our
11:08superiority that
11:10without knowing it,
11:12we build the wall between us and love?
11:18Insane?
11:19Well,
11:21I suppose we have to be in our line of
11:22work.
11:27Why should I stop saying we and our?
11:31How is me eliminating threats any
11:34different from you locking them up for
11:35life?
11:41Finally,
11:42you asked the question you've been
11:44wanting to since you walked in.
11:46I'm not surprised you haven't figured
11:48that part out yet. We hide our tracks
11:50well.
11:51Well,
11:52enough that even your gorgeous eyes
11:55can't find them.
11:59Criminal empire.
12:01>> [laughter]
12:03>> No, no, no, no, no. We are what kingpins
12:06check for under their beds at night.
12:09We spill more blood than the average
12:12caffeine addict spills their coffee, and
12:15we
12:16make it look like art.
12:21For the right amount of extortion, yes.
12:24We can buy guns for hire, but it's rare
12:27for anyone to afford us.
12:29What about you?
12:31How many times have you had to kill
12:32someone?
12:36I say you have. It's painfully obvious
12:39to me, at least.
12:44Remember last week when you had to shoot
12:46that getaway driver?
12:48Spectacular shot, by the way.
12:50I know just how you aimed your gun.
12:54I was there, yes.
12:55I've been keeping an eye on you for a
12:57long time,
12:58my pretty genius.
13:04As I was saying, the way you held your
13:06gun was disciplined. One could even be
13:09convinced that you're ex-military,
13:13but you stayed loose,
13:15not tensed up with readiness.
13:21You had the trigger discipline of an
13:22experienced shooter,
13:25but not the mental discipline of a
13:26soldier.
13:28Your stance was more
13:31personal, self-taught.
13:35The way you squinted to focus.
13:37God, that look got me going. Even from
13:39the cafe, from across the street.
13:42And the way you arched your back to
13:44track the car better.
13:46If that didn't give me so many filthy
13:49ideas.
13:53The point is that you're a self-taught
13:56shooter who is disliked by their peers
13:59and has an adversity to men.
14:03There could be easily be a few reasons
14:05for that, but I'm confident
14:08that I have your story figured out.
14:12Well, it's obvious that you aren't
14:14completely comfortable around men.
14:16You favor your dominant side, hence why
14:19you always walk with men on that side.
14:25Whenever you're out with your
14:29your other friends,
14:33you don't mind them walking on your
14:35other side, but never men.
14:41That way,
14:42you can elbow their gut and draw your
14:44weapon with your other arm.
14:47I'm assuming that means you've had some
14:50unpleasant encounters with an
14:53ex, perhaps?
14:58You learned to shoot to defend yourself
15:00from him.
15:03If I had my way,
15:05>> [gasps]
15:05[sighs]
15:07>> I would pull his heart out with my bare
15:09hands, so he knew how someone who should
15:13love you should really act.
15:19Whether it's my business or not,
15:21darling, I know now he's the reason why
15:24you're always on edge around men.
15:28Which is likely why this predominantly
15:30male police force aren't your biggest
15:33fans, either.
15:37Got a little feisty temper on you, I
15:38bet.
15:42Why else would you be interrogating me
15:44alone?
15:46Or were you just as eager to get your
15:48hands on me
15:50as I am to get mine all over you?
15:56Did I ever consider that I scared them
15:58all off?
15:59No, baby, don't flirt with me like that.
16:02You've only just met me.
16:04>> [laughter]
16:08>> That could be true, I guess.
16:10Though, as repulsively insane as the
16:13rest of your colleagues are,
16:15they aren't easily intimidated.
16:19The matter at hand.
16:21When did we leave the matter at hand?
16:23>> [clears throat]
16:24>> Haven't you figured it out yet?
16:27I'm telling you everything you need to
16:28know.
16:31Oh, [ __ ] the protocol questions. I only
16:34care about what you need to know so that
16:36you'll let me out of these cuffs.
16:41Oh, never say never, darling.
16:44You're going to let me out of these
16:45cuffs so that I can help you stop this
16:48city from tearing itself apart.
16:51In fact,
16:52you'll come to me begging. God, if that
16:56won't push me over the edge.
17:02You're a clever girl.
17:03You know the targets I took out weren't
17:05random.
17:07Crime bosses, traffickers, corrupt
17:09businessmen, whistleblowers.
17:14Has anyone ever told you that you look
17:16so delectable when you're being smart.
17:21I did just answer your question.
17:24Think about it, my pretty genius.
17:28Now look in your eyes.
17:30I'd break out of these cuffs and have
17:32you right here and now if it wouldn't
17:34put us both in a terrible position.
17:36Well,
17:38in the departmental sense.
17:43I do in fact mean to tell you that a war
17:45is about to break out.
17:46Every criminal city in this family is
17:49about to rain down on each other.
17:51In fact, I'd give it about another
17:542 minutes before we get a knock on that
17:56door.
18:01You can have my proof when you uncuff
18:03me, darling.
18:05Unless you'd rather spend these 2
18:06minutes enjoying me while I'm cuffed.
18:10Wouldn't that be so so
18:15so goddamn annoying?
18:20>> We're busy falling in love in here.
18:23Can't you wait another minute?
18:31>> What's wrong with me? It's all we were
18:33just getting to the good part.
18:35Maybe we could have even taste tested
18:38the best part if we had another minute.
18:44>> [sighs]
18:45>> Tell her then.
18:49>> Like I said, this is the part where you
18:53beg for my help.
18:59By all means, go out there and try to
19:01stop the bullets and bombs yourself if
19:03you think you can.
19:08Will I agree to return to custody after
19:10I help you.
19:13Sure.
19:14But,
19:15I get the feeling you want to keep me
19:17all to yourself after this is over.
19:23Do you think you can agree to put me
19:25back in here after you get a taste of
19:28life on the other side?
19:31Then we have a deal.
19:33Feel free to uncuff me whenever you've
19:34finished enjoying the sight of me at
19:36your mercy.
19:41That's my girl.