【 COLLAB: @Merrydawg 】Your FAVOURITE YAOI Couple is BACK! (Shift at Midnight)

7:43Hello.

7:47Good morning.

7:49Hi, boys.

7:52Hello. Hello.

7:57Guess who it is.

8:00You get one guess.

8:03If you [ __ ] it up, you're banned.

8:07Santa, I'm sorry, Carnival. It's not

8:10Santa. And I'm going to have to ban you

8:11now.

8:16Um, that's just the lore of the land. I

8:18don't make the rules.

8:21Dad.

8:22Dad.

8:24I'll let that one slide.

8:30Uh the free or the free raven, thank you

8:33for the eight months and the tier three

8:34sub. I don't know if you're here right

8:36now, but thank you.

8:39Uh thank you Quenny for the gifted sub

8:41to Mindo as well. Uh thank you Mela for

8:44the 24 months that happened before

8:46stream. Thank you again Ju for the super

8:48chat.

8:50Uh Ama, thank you for the four months.

8:52and Blue uh Onibe, thank you for the 20

8:5625 months as well. Why can't I annotate

8:58my words?

9:01Hi Aquaria, thank you for the bitties.

9:03And Night Out, thank you for the 10

9:04months.

9:06Time really flew by. I'm glad I'm still

9:08here and watching streams with my

9:09Pookies. Also, thank you Vain for

9:11working hard every day and pushing

9:13through obstacles that come your way. Oh

9:16my god, we're [ __ ] rhyming.

9:18You you motivate me to push through the

9:20hard times and the stream keeps me

9:22company when I'm drawing and doing my

9:24university work. Thank you.

9:28Thank you for the kind words.

9:30Uh wife, is that you?

9:35Thank you, Leah. And Mino, thank you for

9:37the 35 months. Welcome back.

9:42Forever forgotten the eldest child.

9:46What are you talking about? Hi. Hi Nana,

9:49Miko.

9:51Uh, Alaz, welcome. Hello, Hannah. Uh,

9:56Maya, Fia, Miko, Sophie, uh, there's

10:01Kalisab, there's Anna, Bag. Uh, hi

10:04Shria. Hi, Latte.

10:08Hi, Hollyanne. Tiff, Oie, Merrus. Hi, B

10:13and Lenny. Hello. Just coming by to say

10:16hi. Have a good stream, Baldman and

10:18Bullies. Thank you, Lenny. It's really

10:20nice to see you. It's been a little bit.

10:22I hope you're doing well. Whatever it's

10:24been happening, whatever you're up to,

10:26keep doing your best. Yeah.

10:29Hi, Snowers.

10:32That was an island dress. Uh, Easy Cake.

10:35Hello. Welcome. Hi, Nuggets.

10:40Uh, hello Gal and Kala. Welcome on in.

10:46I'm a little sniffly this morning. Hello

10:47Blake. Welcome. Hi Jackie. Me.

10:52Uh, hello Lily as well and Sarah. Hi

10:55Russo.

10:57We doing okay? We having a good day so

10:58far guys. Going to be doing some dishes

11:00for a little bit. I'll be listening.

11:01Good luck Serena. We'll see you soon.

11:04Hopefully they don't take too long.

11:08Hi Christie.

11:10We're doing good. Hi Oko. Good morning.

11:13Work day. So I'll be in and out of

11:15stream. Good luck with work. Good luck

11:16with work. Yeah, you keep your chin up.

11:18You've been doing good.

11:20Very tired. I'm running on 45minute nap

11:22only. Holy [ __ ] What happened? Today's

11:25been okay. It's just been raining. Hi,

11:28Rafa. You did not start on YouTube.

11:29That's [ __ ] cap. I literally waited.

11:33I clicked the start stream button and I

11:34waited for it to fully spin out.

11:40That's unreal, bro. Start YouTube. What

11:43do you mean? It says I'm live 11

11:45minutes.

11:46What?

11:48I'm [ __ ] getting gas lit. There's no

11:50way.

11:57I've been live for 11 minute and 50

12:02seconds. Hello.

12:05Hello.

12:08I'm I'm messaging on the YouTube. What

12:10the [ __ ] is this? They're typing like

12:13I'm live.

12:15You are live. I am. I am. I don't know

12:18why they're [ __ ] saying I'm not.

12:23What the [ __ ] YouTube? It's been weird.

12:26Is that on me? Roman cat.

12:30I see it working.

12:32I swear I can hear him. You are live,

12:34boss. I don't know why they're typing

12:36like I'm not live.

12:38Train time. Thank you, Kai. Thank you,

12:40Carnival for the Bitties, too. and Anna

12:42and Loveless game. Thank you for the six

12:44months. Welcome back. Wait, three

12:45months. Six. It says three and six.

12:48Thank you, Zia, for the bitties. Few

12:51bitties for the chuch. Can't wait for

12:52your shenanigans tonight with Mary.

12:54Yeah, I'm very excited. Your favorite

12:57Yami ship is back.

13:00Huh? Live. What is that? Doubt.

13:04All right, buddy. All right, pal. Hi,

13:06Clocky. Welcome. Hi, Mal.

13:11Um, alpha 1 open bracket me requesting

13:15assistance for omega 1 open bracket

13:18that's you.

13:21Why am Omega one to battle the extreme

13:25nausea that has taken over me. We'll

13:28probably be lurking today. Have a good

13:29stream. Oh, Lumi, I hope you feel better

13:32soon. Take it easy.

13:35Rest. Rest when you can. listen to your

13:38body and um we'll be here uh to keep you

13:41company. Um but yeah, please please

13:44close your eyes and rest. I'm dying,

13:46Omega 1. [ __ ] you. I'm not Omega 1.

13:48Can't Why can't I be Alpha 1? Why why

13:51why can't you be Omega 1?

13:55I hope you had a good sleep and stay

13:56hydrated. Thank you, Skull Queen. I had

13:58a okay sleep.

14:00Very mid, very smack dab in the middle.

14:04Thank you, Zia, for the goodies. and

14:05Strawberry, thank you for the five

14:06gifted subs as well as Minecraft for the

14:09bonus, too. Thank you, sweetheart.

14:12Me bouncing on it. Thank you, Minecraft.

14:14Thank you. Thank you.

14:17Can't believe we [ __ ] did that

14:18yesterday.

14:20Jelly Benelli, hello, Jelly.

14:23Welcome back. Hi, Gabby. Um,

14:30bitties of I'm sending you my cramps. Be

14:32ready. Wait, you going to send me your

14:34cramps? Wait, why?

14:40I'm sorry,

14:42sir. And thank you as well. Hope you're

14:44having a good day or night. Did you

14:45sleep well? S I'm not too feeling too

14:47too great. My cramps have decided to

14:49strike today. What the [ __ ] is

14:51happening?

14:53Do we all synced up our periods or what?

14:56Me too, girl. Me too. Hi, Big Benny.

15:00Welcome. Hi, Kita.

15:04And I was a hyper. Are you okay? Are you

15:06[ __ ] okay, man? I Oh my god, I saw

15:09that tweet. You were in a car accident.

15:11Are you And then And then I saw one this

15:13morning that said you you broke your

15:15arm.

15:17I really hope things are okay. I

15:21Please be safe. I hope everything's all

15:24right. And um please take the time to to

15:27to rest. I'm I'm just glad that like

15:31um you were able to you know get out

15:34okay and then you know get to the

15:35hospital and everything.

15:39Yeah. I don't know if you guys saw that.

15:41It's awful.

15:44Um thank you Gal for the bitties too.

15:46And also uh I think that was Blake.

15:49Yeah, Blake with the 14 months

15:51membership. Thank you.

15:53Um so sorry I'm still catching up. Hi

15:57Latte. Hi, Wendy.

16:00Uh, MW, hello.

16:03I I saw the cosplay. It was so pretty. I

16:06don't know if I showed it on stream. I

16:08think I retweeted it, right? Yeah. You

16:12look so cool. Your Vessa cosplay.

16:17I'm shy. No, you did great. So, you said

16:20seven months already. Time flies by. So

16:23ready for this Yahi collam.

16:26Uh, thank you for the amazing seven

16:28months, boss and bullies. And here's

16:30some more. Thank you. Well, you're one

16:32of the bullies that makes it amazing.

16:34You know, so I can say the same back to

16:36you. Thank you. Thank you, Mium and

16:40Kisu. Hello, Kis. Uh, Kisume Waffles.

16:42Thank you for the 21 months. Holy [ __ ]

16:46Welcome back.

16:50Thank you.

16:51Uh, and thank you, Z, for the gifted sub

16:53to 80 as well.

16:55Thank you.

17:00Oh [ __ ]

17:02One sec. Oh god. Got to get a little

17:05stretch in before I start.

17:10Hi Mickey and thank you everyone for the

17:12support in the hype frame. Thank you

17:14sweetheart.

17:16Uh hi Remy. Welcome Sleepy Berry.

17:22Um, throws a super at you Eminem style.

17:25You fear.

17:27And my period cramps, too. Never mind.

17:30Never mind. Never mind.

17:33Uh, we need to bring back the period

17:35cramp simulator sometime. We do. We

17:39really do. It's been too long. He's

17:41getting too cocky.

17:43He's forgotten what it feels like.

17:49Uh,

17:50actually, no thank you. I remember being

17:53awful. I don't need a reminder.

17:56Hold on. Let me turn the music down a

17:58little bit on the Twitch side.

18:02There we go. Hi, BB. Thank you for the

18:04five months and tier three membership.

18:07Hello, Mr. Bullman. Boss man, I can't

18:10believe it's been Wait, why can't I say

18:12that word? Oh, 5 months since I decided

18:15to join T3 and 6 months since I started

18:17watching stream. Time really does fly by

18:19when you're having fun. Here's to many

18:21more. Much love. You're a BB. My BB. My

18:25BB.

18:27Everyone, this is my BB.

18:30This is my BB. I don't know why I get

18:32southern. Thank you, BB. Thank you for

18:34the five months. Welcome back. Thank

18:36you.

18:38I remember how you found your way here.

18:40It was he that recommended the the

18:43stream.

18:45That's right. That is right, brother. I

18:47I don't know having this southern draw.

18:50I got to stop doing this. Um,

18:54but how is everyone? We all doing well.

18:56I'm going to blow my nose. One second.

18:58Sorry. I don't know why I'm so stuffy in

19:01the morning. I got to stop sleeping like

19:04so exposed.

19:08When I sleep, I'm like under the

19:09blankets, but when I wake up, I'm always

19:11like I don't know, they're off me and

19:14I'm like shirtless half the time, so I

19:17just get really cold.

19:25Same.

19:26Yeah, I don't know. It's just how it is.

19:30Um,

19:31uh, welcome cutie bear and fishman hot

19:35next.

19:36Good morning. Hi Re. Hi Sarah. What's

19:39soul bag?

19:42I got sick again. What happened Jackie?

19:45I feel like it's been happening a lot

19:47recently.

19:49Lotus cat. Hello. Um I'm doing pretty

19:52well. I um

19:55Wait, what? Did I miss something? Oh,

19:58I've decided you get to be alpha 2. So

20:00I'm alpha 1 and you're alpha 2.

20:03If you can solve my m my riddles.

20:07Ah, I'm [ __ ] I'll just be Omega one

20:09then.

20:12Ah, [ __ ] it. I'll just be Omega one.

20:15I'll just be your Omega one.

20:18Yeah, I've accepted it. Uh, whatever.

20:21Hi, Cali.

20:25Doing okay. A little sniffly today, too.

20:29Yeah, I don't know. Must be something

20:31going on.

20:33What about Omega? Omega 3? You mean like

20:36the [ __ ]

20:38like the oil from fish?

20:42Yeah. What about Omega3? Huh? Omega3.

20:46Are you sponsored by Big Fish?

20:50Big Fish. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank

20:53you, Tiff. Thank you so much for the 25

20:55gifted subs. Thank you, sweetheart. What

20:58the [ __ ] Thank you. I really appreciate

21:01that.

21:04Thank you for always supporting me. You

21:06do too much. You got to you got to

21:07relax. I I'm so overwhelmed.

21:12Thank you.

21:14And if you got to get bits up from

21:16anyone today, including Minecraft, I

21:18guess. Make sure to say thank you. Well,

21:21maybe. Are we all going to Are we all

21:23going to do it? We're going to like

21:25bounce up and down and go thank you,

21:27Minecraft. Thank you. Thank you. Let's

21:30not do that.

21:32Thanks, Minecraft. No, we we meant to

21:34say thank you, D.

21:37Uh, we got an extra eight bonus

21:40Minecraft gifted subs. What the hell?

21:42What the hell?

21:46Um,

21:49Amari Liss, welcome. It's been four

21:52months since I joined. Welcome back.

21:55Wait, what happened with BR? I didn't

21:57see Brent's actual update. I saw Brent

21:59there, but I didn't see Brent's update.

22:02Yeah, you resting.

22:04You taking care of yourself, huh?

22:08Uh, and Penguin, thank you for the

22:09gifted sub to make as well. That's very

22:10sweet of you.

22:13Thank you, darling.

22:15Um, oh, yeah, but in a little bit, we're

22:18going to be hanging out with Mary. It'll

22:21be a bulldog stream.

22:24I'm excited. We were meant to uh have

22:28this a little earlier, but he decided to

22:31fly out of Expo, so we uh postponed it a

22:34little bit, but I'm very excited. We got

22:37uh a fun horror collab game. It's your

22:39favorite Yahi couple.

22:42I don't know why. Every every clip I see

22:46of me and Mary together is like, "My

22:48favorite Yowi ship is back.

22:51The Yowi's on the Jumbotron.

22:55Uh, thank you Burb. Thank you so much

22:58for the five gifted memberships. Thank

23:00you. Thank you for the support.

23:03Um, if you got a gifted membership, make

23:05sure to thank our BB as well.

23:08And Shaka said, "Good morning, B uh

23:11bullies and good morning sunshine."

23:15I hate that you know you guys know my

23:18favorite [ __ ] uh pet names.

23:22I don't know why I like sunshine a lot.

23:24Top top three. Top five at least, but

23:26top probably

23:28easily top five, but I think top three

23:31as well.

23:34I'm scrolling chat synergy.

23:37Um, when looking for inspiration,

23:40um, I was amazed by the amount of

23:42talented people you have in your

23:43community. I know, everyone's so amazing

23:46in all their different ways, too.

23:48There's like a bunch of edits. There's

23:50animations. There's arts. There's all

23:52these creative clips as well.

23:55Uh memes that get edited. I don't know.

23:58It's just awesome. And then uh even like

24:02um for example, when I went to Pixel

24:05Expo, so many people had like um merch

24:09fan merch to hand out to all the other

24:10bullies.

24:13Everyone's Everyone's just [ __ ]

24:16amazing. I don't know. in our own ways.

24:20Very talented, very hardworking. People

24:21are doing their [ __ ] masters, their

24:23PhDs, their degrees, they're getting

24:26[ __ ] promotions.

24:29We are we out here doing it. Um, and

24:33Britney, babe, thank you for the 21

24:35months. Welcome back.

24:38Thank you.

24:40Well, I didn't finish reading Shadowcat

24:42Super. Um, hope you got some rest in and

24:45that everyone is well. I may not be

24:47having cramps right now, but be ready to

24:50hear from me later today. Why? What's

24:52happening? What the [ __ ] does that mean?

24:55So ominous.

24:57What is that?

25:00Hi Bean. Welcome.

25:02Uh going to be Lurkin, but I just want

25:04to say hi first. Thank you. And Yachi,

25:08it was love at first sight when I saw

25:09you. Thank you. Oh my god. [ __ ]

25:14Got me blushing and [ __ ]

25:17Um, but yeah, I um I'm excited for

25:20today. It's going to be a fun little

25:23collab with Mary. We're going to be

25:25playing a horror game. I think it's

25:27called like Midnight Shift. Shift at

25:31Midnight, something like that. I've been

25:33wanting to play it, but I was reading

25:35the reviews and apparently it doesn't

25:36play very well single player cuz it was

25:39designed for uh people sharing

25:40responsibilities.

25:42Um,

25:44might be a little hard solo.

25:46Might be a little hard. Full stop.

25:50I'm hard solo. Full stop. I'm Han Solo.

25:55Uh, Decap, thank you for the 30s.

25:57Welcome back. Thanks, sweetie.

26:03Brother, sorry. Uh,

26:06so anyway, Ava, hi Ava. Welcome to the

26:10stream for the first time. Hello. an

26:12arrow. Um, what else did I get up to

26:14yesterday?

26:16We had our uh Walking Dead season 1

26:20episode 1

26:22uh

26:24uh Telltale Adventure. That was really

26:26[ __ ] fun. That was really nice. I um

26:31I don't know. I wasn't sure how it would

26:33go. And some things didn't go perfectly,

26:35like having fan um decisions. I guess

26:39like the community made um choices

26:42because they're timed. Um

26:46but otherwise, like I don't know, it was

26:48fire. I had a lot of [ __ ] fun doing

26:50that. And I think uh that's going to be

26:52a staple for a bit cuz it's a nice blend

26:55of story and also action and decision-m.

26:58Um, and you can see me crash the [ __ ]

27:00out over stupid stuff. Officer, officer,

27:04what happened? Off, officer, officer.

27:08Me panicking the first scene clicking

27:10the [ __ ] zombie uh officer's head and

27:13the character just keeps [ __ ] saying

27:15officer

27:16offic what h.

27:19It's great. It's really good.

27:24I was like surely clicking him is going

27:26to do something. No, he just kept

27:27yapping. He just kept repeating the same

27:30word again and again again. Um, yep. And

27:33my controller didn't work. And then the

27:35other controller didn't work. And then

27:36it worked. But a [ __ ] And then it

27:39disconnected mid um cutscene and made me

27:43tab out of the game somehow. And I

27:44thought my game crashed. It was great.

27:46It's really good. Top 10 best

27:49experiences.

27:51Nah, bro. Where's Mary? I don't know.

27:53Probably like scratching his ass. the

27:56collab will start in a little bit and

27:57he's got to he's got to get ready too.

28:00Um it's very early for him. He's an hour

28:02before me. So yeah, got stuff going on.

28:07Sarah, thank you for the 4 months.

28:09Welcome back.

28:11Thanks, sweetie.

28:13Uh

28:14patience is key. It's true. It's true.

28:17He up. Are you ready? I'm ready. I got

28:20the game download. I got the game

28:21bought. We could place a little gambler.

28:23Do you guys think Mary's downloaded and

28:25bought the game already? I am willing to

28:27bet no.

28:30He usually gets it done like 5 minutes

28:33before the thing.

28:35You're very blushy right now. I know you

28:37guys just said some nice things. A lot

28:38of people shy.

28:42Um but yeah, I don't think he has uh

28:45downloaded. Boss is so modest today.

28:48What does that mean? Like cuz my clothes

28:50or how I'm acting?

28:53Let's work on that.

28:56He's so modest today.

28:59Am I?

29:01Um,

29:03good morning, Max. Hello.

29:06I heal.

29:09Uh, oh, let me say hi to our lovely mods

29:11as well. And thank you, Adrian, for the

29:12gifted sub to the community. Thank you.

29:17Uh, we have By Duke, Jagger, Legion,

29:20Mackie, Lumi, and Tecney. Hello.

29:24Welcome on in.

29:28Thank you, Ms. Thank you for your hard

29:30work. Um, but yeah, last couple days has

29:33been

29:35pretty busy. Um, I've been going for my

29:38little my little runs and walks, which

29:40have been nice. Um,

29:43very healing. But, um, I try I tried to

29:48do a workout yesterday. I did I did one

29:51deadlift and I was like, "Oh, maybe my

29:54knee is not fully healed." So, I I

29:56stopped. Then I did six pull-ups and I

30:00was like, "You know what? I'm kind of

30:01tired."

30:03I just I like laid out my yoga mat and I

30:08lied down for like a second and I had a

30:10nap instead.

30:12Um, and that was it. And then I went and

30:15did my run in my steps, which was fine.

30:18It was meant to be a pool day and I was

30:19just like I am feeling very tired and I

30:22didn't want to drink an energy drink and

30:24um I don't know just be awake really

30:27late. So that was the middle ground I

30:29guess.

30:31I'll do back day today instead. Thank

30:33you Skull Queen for the gifted sub too.

30:35Why your clothes off? I don't know.

30:37Someone said I was modest and I am a man

30:40so for some reason I had to do the

30:42opposite of what they said. It's

30:44important.

30:50Um,

30:54uh, thank you, Z. Thank you for the nine

30:56gifted subject and thank you Minecraft

30:58for the tomb. Thank you. Oh, I'm

31:00zooming. I'm zooming. I'm zooming too

31:02close.

31:06You saw the the shoes. Yeah. When you do

31:09deadlift, you're you're meant to have

31:11like grippy shoes, I guess, if that

31:14makes sense. And then when you do

31:15squats, you're meant to have like

31:18uh

31:19elevated platform like it's a little bit

31:22angled a triangle, you know? Lower in

31:25the front, higher in the back. What are

31:27we talking about? Face down, ass up.

31:30Yeah, if it was a shoe. Face down, ass

31:33up type [ __ ]

31:36Julie, thank you for the gifted sub to a

31:38pink queen haunt as well. Thank you,

31:40Julie.

31:44Hi Wendy,

31:47welcome to the YouTube stream. Hello. Hi

31:49to

31:51um right, right? Yeah, you know what I'm

31:53talking about.

31:56Um you're talking about working out. Oh

31:59yeah. Yeah, we're talking about working

32:00out, but I didn't even get through my

32:02full workout properly. I just did a

32:04little bit. Um I was so tired. I don't

32:07know why. Maybe I am on my period. Do we

32:10all think up, guys? The Bluetooth period

32:17is ready to pair. Boom. Bunk. All right.

32:22Sorry. What did Mary say? We start 9:00

32:25a.m. Right. Uh, yes. In like 20 bin.

32:35Hi, MK. Aren't you on like a holiday or

32:38something?

32:40Aren't you like doing stuff, living

32:42life,

32:45heading home? Get home safe, kebabs.

32:47We'll see you soon. Yeah.

32:52If If I give Mary the time before stream

32:54and he still doesn't download the game.

32:56Well, I'm going to [ __ ] spank him.

32:58I'mma spank him.

33:02Um 10 months. You and the bullies have

33:04been such a bright spot in my life, and

33:06I'm just happy to be here. I don't know

33:07why people always say you and the

33:09bullies like they're not a bully.

33:11They're like you and the bullies,

33:13[ __ ] You're a bully, too.

33:17You're one of the bullies and you're

33:18doing that for other people. Thank you.

33:21Thank you for the 10 months. Welcome

33:22back, MK. You got home an hour ago. How

33:25was How was the holiday? How was

33:27everything?

33:29I'm done. So, no more sinking.

33:33I guess I got mine. H I don't know. I

33:38must be in my lutil phase, guys. I'm not

33:40I'm not feeling very strong.

33:44Um but yeah, what did you guys think

33:47about the u the cam angle yesterday? I

33:51had to actually get so close because I

33:52had no choice. It was like [ __ ] Um I

33:55couldn't see the screen.

33:58Let me explain what was happening.

34:01Um,

34:05does this work? Oh, yeah.

34:08Uh, so basically like my setup

34:12like this. Okay, I have two monitors,

34:14but like just pretend the other one

34:15isn't there and then arm here. Okay. Uh,

34:19and and then my my camera is here or my

34:22phone, right? and it's doing this. But

34:25when I'm like far away, it covers up

34:27like a significant portion like between

34:29the boom arm and everything else of the

34:31screen. And when we're playing a story

34:33game where I got to click [ __ ] I kind

34:35of can't tell what's going on. So I had

34:38to so I had to like scoot forward. I had

34:40to like really scoot forward. So my head

34:43was higher than the things. I was like

34:44this. And that's why um you basically

34:47just got boo. Anyone got a screenshot?

34:53I don't um I don't have one on hand. How

34:56do I Where do I go to find one?

35:01I saw some. Anyone Anyone post some that

35:04I can just Yoink.

35:08Anyone? Oh man, I have plenty. You look

35:12like you were sitting up like you had a

35:15corset on. Is your back okay? Well, I

35:17had to just like make sure that my head

35:18was above the uh the camera

35:21so I could actually see. He has to

35:24search. I'm not going to find this.

35:30>> Yeah, maybe back it up a little bit.

35:36Uh Seline, thank you.

35:38Thank you for that. Um it's in T3 media.

35:41Thank you. All right, let me go find it.

35:44Me bouncing on it. Thank you. Thank you.

35:45Thank you.

35:48Um, all right. Here is Yeah. Yeah. So, I

35:51was like Ultron build for a little bit

35:55and then um and then like I guess

35:58close-up look like this. Oh my god, my

36:01shirt's so wrinkly. But it was so it was

36:03so strange. Huh? I had to get so close

36:06to the camera. It's usually not how we

36:08stream.

36:10Why are people saying your eyes are

36:11pink? Oh, they are. Are they not pink?

36:17H no pink last time I checked.

36:21Um

36:23but it was a very interesting

36:24experience. I had to be so so close.

36:29Um I'll see if I can move my cam next

36:32time so I don't have to be so close.

36:35Or maybe I don't know if we like Ba Cam

36:37I just I'll just leave it like that I

36:38guess. I don't know.

36:41It wasn't too uncomfortable to be

36:43honest.

36:45What color is Vain's eyes? Pink. Pink.

36:51Um, thank you for the 13 months. Welcome

36:54back. Thank you for using your prime on

36:55me.

36:57Currently knitting a purple jumper

37:00sweater. Shout out to the boys. Thank

37:01you. Hel. Thank you. Too many ads. I'm

37:05sorry. That's Twitch.

37:08It's kind of stinky. It's kind of

37:11stinky. Thank you. Thank you for using

37:13your Twitch Prime on me. It's free sub.

37:17Thank you, Mr. Bezos. And [ __ ] you for

37:20like 99% of everything else, but thank

37:22you for the the Twitch Prime.

37:25Yes, sir.

37:27Oopsie. Maybe I shouldn't say that.

37:29Technically, it's like that's my boss's

37:32boss's boss's boss's boss's boss.

37:36Maybe I shouldn't say that. Hey, don't

37:38say that.

37:41Actually, you know, I guess in some ways

37:43you

37:45you Yes, you you are my boss, but I'm

37:48also your boss. I'm your mafia boss.

37:50This is a weird relationship we got

37:52going on. Complicated org chart.

37:56Um,

37:58he's going to get your ass. I think he's

38:00like doing he's got other things going

38:02on, bro. I I don't even think in a

38:06million years I would be on his radar.

38:11How about we uh stop busting unions and

38:14making people pee in bottles and pay

38:16them like a living wage.

38:18Okay, now I'm on his radar. No,

38:22who said that? Hey, don't say that. Rean

38:26easy. Okay. Um, anyways, Legion, thank

38:30you for the 20 m 29 months.

38:31Congratulations on being Doritoshaped.

38:35Thanks. That's my That was my dream.

38:39Hey, I become a chip. I become a chip.

38:43A Dorito. Thank you. Also, thank you for

38:47all your hard work. I'm always proud of

38:49you, too. Uh, congratulations on being

38:52very cool.

38:55The only AI I would tolerate is Legion

38:57AI in my [ __ ] chat.

39:01Um, and Seline, thank you. Great googly

39:04muggly.

39:05Okay, let me just Sorry, there was a

39:08smile on my face. cuz I don't know why

39:10reading that is so so silly. Okay, focus

39:13focus. Great googly mooy. Look at that

39:16waist all capitalized. You should wear a

39:19man corset for us one day. It's funny

39:22you should say that. Man corset. I wore

39:25one recently. I wore a corset for Star

39:27War recently.

39:29But uh man corset.

39:32What's the difference?

39:36Um,

39:39boss, what the [ __ ] What did I do? Hi,

39:40Jolon. Hi, V. Welcome.

39:46It's fine. We don't respect authority

39:48around here. What the [ __ ] is my YouTube

39:50chat doing? We do not respect authority.

39:56What kind of flavored

40:08What kind of Dorito? As in like what

40:11flavored? Cool ranch?

40:14Um, I don't know. You're just going to

40:16have to lick it to find out, I guess.

40:18Put it in your mouth.

40:21What a tea party that was. Yeah, that

40:22was the tea party from last week. That

40:24was a fun stream. I ate, dude. I ate so

40:27many [ __ ] scon, so much jam and and

40:30whipped cream. Um,

40:34not good for my body. But god, that was

40:36delicious. I'm pretty sure I had like

40:384,000 calories worth of scon over the

40:40two days after that, too, cuz I couldn't

40:42finish them. And then I I gave a I gave

40:44some to mom

40:47and then the rest I ate. And it was

40:50probably a mistake. That was too much.

40:52Too much for one silly boy.

40:55How was your tummy after you took it

40:57off? It wasn't too bad actually. There

40:59was a few like imprint marks on it, but

41:02you imprinted on my baby.

41:06You named my daughter after the Loch

41:08Ness monster. Sorry. Sorry.

41:13Um, no, no. Thank you for the super

41:15chat.

41:17I love yesterday so much to the point

41:18that I dreamt of the game. I look

41:21forward to next time, but please keep

41:23the keep the cam. You wrote, "Keep the

41:27came, Angel. Keep the came.

41:31I keep the came. What is that? Keep the

41:36game. Surely it's keep the game.

41:39You love the game so much. You keep

41:42mind

41:44me

41:47x. Thank you for the 17 months. Thank

41:49you for using your prim.

41:55Keep the cam.

41:57Maybe it is keep the cam.

42:00Why does it got a little e at the end?

42:05It's cam but with the e. I came.

42:09Don't clip that.

42:11Thank you. Hi, bro. Hello.

42:15How was your How was your break? How was

42:17uh The twin,

42:25right? Oh, no. That's That's mid-autumn.

42:29Uh, what the [ __ ]

42:34What the [ __ ]

42:36Why is my head so empty?

42:39Hi. Thank you. Did you have a a fun

42:42break?

42:43I I I remember your boss. You said your

42:45boss let you go on break early.

42:51Um, oopsie.

42:57Thank you for the 10 gifted subs and

42:59thank you Minecraft for the two. Thank

43:01you. Thank you.

43:04If I actually had to bounce for each uh

43:07gifted sub, we're going to be here for a

43:09minute. Thank you. Thank you. It's the

43:12chair's fault for having such good

43:14suspension. You know the I don't know.

43:18It's so fun to bounce on.

43:22Don't clip that either.

43:25It is though. It's so bouncy. It's just

43:28like,

43:31you know, it's a good time.

43:34Never let him lose his whimsy. Why are

43:36you naked and bouncing on it?

43:43Hey, welcome me.

43:45I don't know. Good question.

43:50Uh, the noises. What's that?

43:56What brand is the chair? Look comfy. It

43:59was Is it man

44:05air? No, I don't know. I don't know. It

44:07was something. it. Um, I don't worry

44:12though, I got a great deal on it. It

44:14wasn't new. I would I I would I would

44:16never buy a new. That [ __ ] was so

44:18expensive.

44:21It's the Aeron chair. No, it's the Awan.

44:25And it gives me smoothies, but it

44:28charges me 20 bucks each time.

44:30Fancy schmancy. I don't know. I know it

44:33was a little fancymancy, but I was like,

44:35"Oh, I probably needed otherwise." cuz I

44:37like I'm [ __ ] seated for so long each

44:39day. It's really bad. Um and then I I

44:43found like a great deal in it. So I was

44:44researching what I should get and some

44:46people were like just wait for a company

44:49to go bankrupt and get liquidated

44:52and then they'll have a liquidation sale

44:54and they they always got these. And I

44:56was like, "Oh, okay." And I waited and

44:59there was a liquidation sale.

45:02Dude, this was like 80% off. I was like,

45:04"Oh my god, 80%." Okay. Count me. I'm

45:07[ __ ] I'll go get it. It's 80% off.

45:12So lucky. Yeah,

45:16it's got the soul of a dead company in

45:18it.

45:20Hopefully hopefully that doesn't the

45:22transient properties of the chair and

45:24the dead soul of the company doesn't,

45:26you know, seep into my life. We just

45:29pray the bankruptcy stays away. Uh, got

45:32to prep for work. Have a fun day. Thank

45:34you, Wendy. Have a great day, too. Thank

45:36you so much.

45:43The company still exists. No, the

45:45company the company's gone. I think

45:48whoever whichever company owned this, I

45:51don't know, bro. I think they're cooked.

45:53I think what it is is that um they're

45:55gone. The chairs still exist. The chair

45:58company even. I think they're doing

46:00great supposedly.

46:03Um

46:05Tristan, greetings, Milan. Please accept

46:08this humble offering

46:11with my gratitude. Thank you.

46:14Thank you, Tristan.

46:17Tristen or Tristan? Tristen, thank you

46:21for the super chat. I humbly accept. How

46:23do I accept it? Do I Do I lean forward

46:25to receive it? Yeah, maybe.

46:30Or maybe like you put it in my mouth or

46:33something. I don't know. I humbly accept

46:35it in my mouth.

46:38Don't clue that. Don't clue that. No.

46:42Um,

46:44wait. My gimbal's pooping itself. Give

46:46me a sec. I got to fix it. Also, thank

46:49you, Truce, for the super chatter. And

46:52with that, I think we hit the tail.

46:53Super girl. Thank you.

46:56It's too late.

46:58Uh, Hinata, welcome.

47:01You're cooked. I am cooked. Give me a

47:04Give me one second. Let me fix my thing.

47:09Ah,

47:10go in. There you go.

47:14I'll turn on.

47:17Get in and turn on.

47:20Why is it not working? Hello, gamble,

47:24buddy. There you go.

47:27There you go. And then,

47:32okay, I think everything's fixed.

47:35Testing, testing.

47:37Let's see if it works. Hi, Odessa.

47:39Welcome. I'm going to try.

47:43Okay, I can lean again. I think that's

47:45fixed now. Testing testicles. Testing.

47:49I'm suffering from cramps, so I'm

47:51resting while chilling here. Excited for

47:53this collab. I wanted to say thank you

47:54for the kind words while I was on

47:56holiday and could not be at the streams.

47:59There's no I I was I was shook that you

48:02were still coming to stream while on

48:03holiday, girl.

48:05I appreciate that so much. Thank you for

48:07thinking of me and us. Uh even while

48:09you're on holiday, there's no

48:12expectation at all. Um and I'm just

48:14excited to hear from you guys. Like you

48:16you go on holiday and then you come

48:17back. I want to hear all the stories. I

48:19want to hear all the stuff you got up

48:20to, you know?

48:23Thank you. Um, can you lean again? Why?

48:28Sure.

48:29Like, oh, it's kind of hard. Ah, let me

48:33try that again. [ __ ] Maybe like this.

48:36Whoa. Okay. What happens to my booba

48:39when I lean in?

48:44Never realized

48:46the technology. Uh, Aane, thank you for

48:49the 11 months. smooches your forehead.

48:54Thank you. Thank you for the 11 months

48:56membership.

48:58Thank you, sweetie.

49:01The big forehead.

49:04It ain't even that It ain't even that

49:06big, honestly.

49:12Thank you. Almost a year.

49:15All right, I'm going to get back in my

49:16little corner. Uh, let's check the time.

49:19Maybe another five minutes and then I'll

49:21message Mary to check in on him.

49:24Hi Millennia. Hi Gal. I say hi to Gal.

49:27Hi Gal. Why do you always get so close

49:29to the screen?

49:31Uh two reasons. One

49:34it's it's cool and funny. It makes me

49:36feel closer to you. Is that weird?

49:39Secondly, uh half the times an accident

49:42cuz um my chat is on another computer

49:47and then I I try to like scroll up and

49:49down the chat, but if I'm tabbed into my

49:52Vtubing program, it also zooms me in and

49:55out on the other computer.

49:58That's a little bug on the program. A

50:00little software bug.

50:03So, I'm scrolling up the chat right now

50:04and I'm scrolling down the chat right

50:06Oh, he's gone. And he's gone. and his

50:09balls are gone.

50:12Um, Leah, thank you for the 15 months of

50:14membership on YouTube. Uh, happy 15

50:17months to my favorite big forehead

50:22again. Big forehead purple bullman.

50:26Thankful for you and bullies forever and

50:28ever. Thank you.

50:31Thank you, Leah. I'm so thankful to have

50:33you, too. I hope you're doing well.

50:36Also, I'm sorry that TTS is broken

50:38recently. Uh, I had a Windows update and

50:40ever since I updated, that [ __ ] don't

50:43work no more, man. It It [ __ ] up

50:45everything. Every time I update, first

50:47of all, it like dlinks all my audio

50:50devices in OBS and I have to put them

50:51back in. Um, so like the first stream,

50:55no mic, no system audio. And now I think

50:58there's something wrong with my system

51:00audio cuz like, you know, like when you

51:02click the sound bar and you adjust the

51:04volume, it goes

51:06and it plays a little sound for you to

51:08hear how loud it is. It doesn't do that

51:10anymore. I don't know what happened. So,

51:12I'm going to have to figure that out,

51:13too.

51:16Hi, Vampy. Welcome.

51:19Uh, and uh, Remy, not Remy, sorry. Yeah,

51:23not Remy. Thank you for the five months.

51:24Welcome back, too. Thank you, sweetie.

51:28Thank you. But yeah, in the meantime,

51:30just bear with me. I'm going to have to

51:32do my best to make sure nothing gets

51:34missed. And I will read it and narrate

51:36it all myself.

51:38Big speaker, big yap. I'm actually dying

51:40a little after driving 10 hours. I'm

51:42going to watch from bed. Have fun. And

51:44say hi to Mary to me. Oh, to to for me.

51:47Hi. Say hi to Mary for me. We'll do.

51:51I'll be like the bully say hi. I mean,

51:54I'm sure he'll know.

51:56And um yes, please. 10 hours of driving

51:59is a lot. It It kind of feels weird that

52:02you're like, "H, all I did was sit. Why

52:05am I so tired?" But there's something

52:06like really mentally draining about a

52:08long drive. It's actually incredibly

52:11exhausting, both physically and

52:13mentally. I hope you were taking the

52:15time to get out and stretch and stuff.

52:18What's the longest you guys been on a

52:19road trip before?

52:24Um,

52:27I got to get some sleep. I have a hectic

52:29week ahead. 70 person workshop. I am

52:32coordinating uh an upper management

52:34steer uh steer co or staircoms meeting

52:37I'm planning even though I not even in

52:40management.

52:42Sounds like you're in management.

52:44Sounds like you're getting the Got to

52:45get all the rest that I can. Love you

52:46lots. Have an amazing week. Thank you,

52:48Max. I hope you have um a swift and

52:52smooth workshop. I hope everything goes

52:55well. Thank you for coordinating it.

52:56It's probably um sometimes those things

52:59are like thankless work. They're like,

53:01"Oh, hey, Max, you can you can handle

53:03right that, right? You Yeah, you just

53:05you just you got that. It's not even

53:06like one of your responsibilities and

53:08you got to do it. But you're going to do

53:10great. everyone's going to see it and um

53:12get some good arrest before it. You're

53:15going to do great. You're going to

53:16shine.

53:18Um

53:20how do you think a mafia bullman and an

53:24anime dog man

53:26fare in the retail industry?

53:29Open bracket. That's going to be the

53:30game today. Well, it's that and also the

53:33demons.

53:35I sweetie, I think you forgot about the

53:37demons. This ain't no normal retail

53:38game. I think I think there are demons.

53:41Last time I checked,

53:43don't update Windows when there's a new

53:44update. I try not to. I try not to, but

53:48then it yells at me. It's like, update,

53:50update. And then eventually gets to a

53:52point where I can't like shut down or

53:54sleep without updating. It's like, you

53:55got to do it, [ __ ] And then I don't

53:58know. I just got to do it.

54:01Um, thank you, Tristian. Thank you. It

54:05will Yeah, it's it's me. I mean, I I I'm

54:09I'm young and fertile. Never forget

54:13that. But, you know, I I I have some

54:15lived experience. I've done my time in

54:18retail and customer service.

54:21That's what made me hate kids initially.

54:26You just you just Oh my god, the [ __ ]

54:29Oh my god. The stories.

54:34Parents need to do better, but you can't

54:35say [ __ ] cuz it's not your kid. And also

54:37like I don't have the head space because

54:38I'm already dealing with all this other

54:40[ __ ] It's tough. It's [ __ ] tough,

54:42man. I do think that like having having

54:46that experience or like I think everyone

54:48needs to work in retail or customer

54:50service or something like that at some

54:52point just to be a little bit more I

54:56don't know well-rounded as a human to

54:58have that experience. You you get a lot

55:01of like patience, empathy. It is awful

55:05though. There were some days where like,

55:07god, one customer could ruin my day. I

55:09would be so sad. I'm like, oh my, you

55:11just take it so personally. What you got

55:12to remember is these [ __ ] don't

55:16even see you as human sometimes. So, you

55:17got to not take it personally. They're

55:19just coming in with problems, whether

55:22it's like to do with your company or

55:24like their life. And you just got to you

55:26just got to take a step back. It's not

55:28It feels like everything in the moment.

55:30It's so confrontational, but you got to

55:32remember it's never personal. And

55:34honestly, [ __ ] that other person anyway.

55:37Little baby [ __ ] boy can't control

55:39their emotions, huh?

55:42[ __ ] shock a fat one [ __ ] Uh

55:47or something. I don't know. Open

55:49bracket. Respectfully, closed bracket.

55:53Hi, Star Baby. Welcome. In my first and

55:56last job,

55:58um the kids were better behaved than an

56:00adult.

56:02I worked in a Korean barbecue restaurant

56:04as a server. The they were more well

56:07behaved. I guess like maybe in a

56:09restaurant the kids are just on their

56:10iPads. I don't know.

56:13Uh maybe that's different.

56:18Did boss claim he was fertile?

56:23You want a You want a little baby

56:24brother or a little baby sister?

56:29Um,

56:31kidding, kidding,

56:33kidding, kidding.

56:36Uh, but yeah, retail is is a time and a

56:38place in the world. It is, it is

56:41definitely something that I I think made

56:45me grow up very fast and I'm thankful

56:48for it. Even all the bad experiences.

56:50You ever had something thrown at your

56:51head?

56:53You ever had to learn how to do the

56:55Matrix [ __ ] Neo move where it goes?

56:58You know that one? You ever done that

57:01one? It's a good time. It's a really

57:03good time. [ __ ] It is time to for me to

57:06check in with Mary. Mary, how you going?

57:18Oh. Oh.

57:25I'm just asking how he's going. Hi

57:28Leslie,

57:30your clothes are off. Did I miss a daily

57:32juggle? No, we haven't done one. I I

57:35don't know what happened to the daily

57:36juggle. We just stopped at some point.

57:38Boom. Boom. Bouncy.

57:43It's uh it's your [ __ ] um uh subway

57:47surfer on the screen to keep you

57:48engaged.

57:50I need to pad my watchtime stats.

57:56Hey,

57:58pay attention. Pay attention. Pay

57:59attention. Pay attention.

58:02Sorry. Okay. Anyways,

58:05uh I will call you in a minute. Okay.

58:08All right. Mary, I guess I should get

58:10everything ready then. Maybe no coat

58:12though. It would be too big. He's going

58:15to get out the clicker. The clicker is

58:17in my vocal booth. I never I used it for

58:21a a Patreon private ASMR or or a

58:25recording session, I forget, but it

58:27never left.

58:32Maybe I should uh get it again. My

58:34attention has been grabbed. Did it work?

58:38Um, all right. I'm going to have a

58:40little bit of caffeine as well so I can

58:42match Mary's energy.

58:47always a fun time hanging out with Mary.

58:53But yeah, that was that was my day. Um

58:56nothing crazy, nothing special, but um I

59:00don't know. I think I've been really

59:02enjoying going for runs and walking. Um

59:05probably not the best for um

59:08uh like building muscle cuz I don't

59:12know, you're taking time and energy to

59:14do something else. But I don't know,

59:16being outside, fresh air, seeing people

59:20and nature, and then um even just

59:23feeling like you've completed something

59:24in the day, no matter how shitty or

59:27chaot chaotic the day is, the fact that

59:29you were able to, you know, finish

59:32something that you set out to do. Um

59:36yeah, it's really it feels really nice.

59:41Um, all right. Let me let me call Mary.

59:47Your heart is a muscle. It's working.

59:50>> My heart is a muscle. I guess.

59:55Hello.

59:56>> Hello.

59:58>> Hello, Mary.

1:00:00>> Hello there, you sexy man.

1:00:03>> Good morning.

1:00:05How are you?

1:00:06>> Morning.

1:00:07>> I'm good. How are you

1:00:09>> doing? I'm pretty good. I'm excited to

1:00:11hang out today.

1:00:12>> I always am excited to hang out with you

1:00:14and my friend.

1:00:15>> Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm [ __ ]

1:00:18blushing already. Uh

1:00:20do do you want to host the uh the VTube

1:00:23thingy or do you want me to do it?

1:00:24>> Yes, I will. Um actually, why don't you

1:00:27do it cuz I got to install the game real

1:00:29quick.

1:00:30>> It's okay. It takes two seconds. It's

1:00:32very

1:00:32>> No, I know. I know. I know it does. I uh

1:00:36I made a little bet with my my community

1:00:39before a collab. I was like, "What do

1:00:41you guys think? Will Mary have the game

1:00:43installed before the collab or no?"

1:00:44>> Of course, I never do. I never do.

1:00:46>> It's never

1:00:47>> It's like It's like my thing. I never

1:00:49have the game installed.

1:00:50>> He's got that super duper duper

1:00:52internet, you know.

1:00:54>> You get it downloaded.

1:00:56>> I have I accidentally overcommitted

1:00:59today, so I had like

1:01:02>> No, it's it's okay. I cleared it all up

1:01:04for you. Um,

1:01:07I had the uh the Lucia Greek roleplay

1:01:12Minecraft SMP thing.

1:01:15>> Oh [ __ ]

1:01:15>> Um, and then I had accident. I've

1:01:18forgotten entirely about agreeing to a

1:01:19collab with Coach Miko and others.

1:01:22>> Oh my god.

1:01:25>> To get everything done and then still

1:01:28call you in time.

1:01:29>> Holy [ __ ]

1:01:31>> Are you okay? You still up for this

1:01:32collab?

1:01:33>> We can always reschedule.

1:01:35>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the

1:01:37main thing.

1:01:38>> This is the main thing,

1:01:39>> Mary.

1:01:42>> Okay, I'm given a quiz now that I've

1:01:45kind of installed it. Uh, have you done

1:01:47this quiz before? We could do it

1:01:49together.

1:01:49>> You remember wandering into the animal

1:01:51shelter? Is it that one?

1:01:53>> Yeah.

1:01:53>> It popped up and I just I just waited.

1:01:57>> I mean, obviously I have to pick the

1:01:58dog, right?

1:01:59>> All right. Maybe we'll wait. Are you

1:02:01doing it on screen right now?

1:02:03>> I am.

1:02:04>> Okay. Maybe I'll do it, too. Maybe I'll

1:02:05do it, too.

1:02:06>> We do it together.

1:02:09>> We'll do it together.

1:02:12>> I don't know, brother. That sounds

1:02:13pretty gay.

1:02:16>> Don't worry, brother.

1:02:18As long as the socks stay on.

1:02:25I had a

1:02:27uh I went out for like a a run with some

1:02:30of my friends and then on the way back I

1:02:32picked up my Amazon package. They're

1:02:34like, "Oh my god, what'd you buy?" Uh

1:02:36and I was like, "Oh, just some clothing

1:02:38stuff." They're like, "Oh, I want to see

1:02:39your clothing haul." I opened it. It's

1:02:41just like six pairs of socks.

1:02:43>> It's six pairs of socks.

1:02:45>> Just six pairs of socks.

1:02:46>> You can never have too many socks.

1:02:48>> Yeah, I know. What you just said

1:02:51reminded me of that.

1:02:53Sorry. What's up?

1:02:54>> I always run out of socks. I don't know

1:02:55how

1:02:55>> I know. You must be You must be doing a

1:02:57lot of say gags. You know, use it for

1:03:00one session and then

1:03:02>> what?

1:03:02>> You got to get a fresh pair for the

1:03:05protection.

1:03:05>> I have no idea. I I simply keep buying

1:03:08them. I don't know where they go.

1:03:09>> Oh. Oh,

1:03:10>> I believe it's the goblins.

1:03:13>> They take them.

1:03:14>> Yeah.

1:03:15Oh, I was reading um like you know

1:03:18Grims, like the fairy tales that kind of

1:03:21inspired some of the Disney stuff.

1:03:22There's some like weird [ __ ] in there.

1:03:24Have you ever read the originals?

1:03:27>> Ah, I'm familiar with them. I don't

1:03:29think I've ever read the originals. No,

1:03:31>> there's like this one about like I don't

1:03:33I forget if they're like gremlins or

1:03:35goblins or pixies or what, but like this

1:03:38guy's business is failing uh and he

1:03:41makes shoes and one day he doesn't

1:03:42finish making the shoes. They're just

1:03:44half done and the little goblins make it

1:03:46and he's like, "Whoa, these are the best

1:03:48shoes ever." And he sells them and then

1:03:49eventually his business is thriving cuz

1:03:51all the goblins make the shoes

1:03:53>> really naked.

1:03:55>> The dinosaur or

1:03:58>> uh

1:04:02>> the sad dinosaur.

1:04:03>> Okay.

1:04:05>> There were elves. Sorry, there were

1:04:06elves. Yeah. And then I don't know, the

1:04:09ending is just like turns out they were

1:04:11naked. The little elves were naked and

1:04:14the guy gave him clothes and they never

1:04:16came back.

1:04:17>> Really?

1:04:17>> It Yeah. I don't know, man. What a

1:04:20story. It's beautiful.

1:04:22>> That's a beautiful story.

1:04:24>> That could be us.

1:04:26>> Yes.

1:04:26>> You want to leave our lives behind and

1:04:28go become naked elves building shoes for

1:04:30strangers?

1:04:32>> Sure. Might as well.

1:04:34>> Or maybe we could just do like the first

1:04:35step and then not the rest of it.

1:04:40All right, I'm ready.

1:04:42>> I don't know about the naked elves part,

1:04:43but I can start.

1:04:44>> But that was that was the first part.

1:04:46That was the first step.

1:04:48>> Ah, I guess that's true.

1:04:50>> You You got to do it. You got to do that

1:04:52first before you can start the rest.

1:04:55>> I've joined your collab on BTS.

1:04:59>> Yeah, I got a chunky model. Might take a

1:05:01little bit.

1:05:02>> Might take a moment. It's all right.

1:05:04>> Are you streaming? Do you want to merge

1:05:06our chats?

1:05:06>> Uh, yes. No pressure.

1:05:10>> I do chats.

1:05:12>> It's the uh the bulldog.

1:05:14>> Still in the other collab. Hold on.

1:05:17>> He's cheating.

1:05:19>> There we go. All right. Uh

1:05:20>> stream together.

1:05:22>> Stream together.

1:05:24>> Uh god, I've don't know how to [ __ ]

1:05:27use this still.

1:05:28>> I'll use it. I'll do it.

1:05:30>> Okay. Thanks.

1:05:31>> I will do it.

1:05:33>> Oh my god. I love a man that takes

1:05:35control.

1:05:36>> That's me. The Alpha Daddy Wolf Giga

1:05:39Chad CEO Sigma Mill

1:05:41>> like all the ones I've been seeing in my

1:05:44vertical short form dramas.

1:05:46>> That's right.

1:05:47>> The two-minute ones.

1:05:48>> Are they Chinese though?

1:05:50>> They are Chinese.

1:05:51>> Good.

1:05:53>> Have you Have you Are you in tune with

1:05:54any of that?

1:05:56>> No. I I know what EA tells me.

1:05:59>> Does she watch them?

1:06:01>> Uh I think her mom does at least.

1:06:04>> That Dude, they do numbers, man. It's

1:06:06crazy. It's It's actually insane.

1:06:09They do very well. I think it's just

1:06:11like

1:06:12I don't know. You're You're just there.

1:06:14You don't know where it's going to head.

1:06:15You're committed to the the drama

1:06:17escalating and escalating and then I

1:06:19mean the acting is mid, the script is

1:06:21mid, but it doesn't matter. And and

1:06:23that's it.

1:06:28>> Uh wait, did you do all the questions

1:06:29already?

1:06:30>> Uh no, I was waiting for you. Okay, I'll

1:06:34uh Oh, my chat is waiting for the dogs.

1:06:36Do I have to accept the

1:06:38>> Oh, there it is. Sorry. [ __ ]

1:06:41Join session.

1:06:44>> I'm in.

1:06:45>> And here we go. Dogs attack.

1:06:49>> Oh [ __ ]

1:06:49>> Oh shoot.

1:06:51>> Oh, I love each other. A lot of my

1:06:53regulars are they're all sleeping.

1:06:56>> Yeah, this is not your stream time. I

1:06:57feel like we're we're outnumbered you a

1:06:59little bit.

1:06:59>> Yeah,

1:07:00>> they're ganging up on the Oh my god. Oh,

1:07:02the dogs are being overwhelmed.

1:07:04>> The dogs have guns and the police just

1:07:06have their time.

1:07:07>> They all fell asleep hours ago. They're

1:07:08just AFK.

1:07:09>> Yeah. Wait, when did you start

1:07:11streaming? You must be so tired, man.

1:07:13>> It's at uh at 4:00 a.m.

1:07:15>> [ __ ]

1:07:16>> We've been going for 5 hours now.

1:07:18>> You've You've been gone for a little

1:07:19bit.

1:07:20>> I overcommitted. So,

1:07:22>> how do I get your energy back up?

1:07:24>> Oh, it's okay. But it'll it'll it'll get

1:07:26there. We'll get there.

1:07:28>> You're a little caffeine or a little

1:07:29horror.

1:07:31Yeah, I um I published I I I got

1:07:34published on web tune again with a new

1:07:36web tune original a few two days ago.

1:07:39>> I I remember. Yes.

1:07:42>> Yes.

1:07:42>> Tell us about it.

1:07:44>> Uh it's uh it's a boy love series

1:07:47actually.

1:07:48>> I'm listening.

1:07:50>> It's called Guffboy and the Jock and

1:07:52it's now available on web tune.

1:07:56>> I am familiar I am familiar with that

1:07:58series. if you guys want to take a look

1:08:00at some point.

1:08:01>> Did the V Studio thing work?

1:08:03>> I I I thought so. Oh, wait. I haven't

1:08:07pressed join.

1:08:09>> Oh, wait. No, I [ __ ] up the password.

1:08:12Okay, let me try.

1:08:16Okay, sorry. New password.

1:08:18>> New password.

1:08:20>> I'm stupid.

1:08:23Hopefully this works. Oh, I need to go

1:08:25turn on the AC. Can you can you

1:08:27entertain both communities for

1:08:29>> disconnected? Yeah, sure I can. Welcome,

1:08:31ladies and gentlemen. Today we're going

1:08:33to be playing The Midnight Shift, which

1:08:35is an exciting and cool game. It's a

1:08:38horror game, and me and Vain, if there's

1:08:40one thing we love is we love horror

1:08:43games. I'm very excited to be able to

1:08:46entertain you. I have definitely

1:08:48overcommitted for the day, but it's okay

1:08:51because we're going to be having lots

1:08:53and lots of fun. Are you all excited?

1:08:58>> Seems like you're pretty excit Yahi

1:09:00time. Back back says

1:09:02>> it is Yahi time.

1:09:04>> Yahi. Welcome, Mary. I hope you're

1:09:05having a great day. Yeah. Yay.

1:09:07>> Every time I post a clip of us, it's

1:09:09like the comments always like, "Oh, my

1:09:11favorite Yahi couple is back on."

1:09:14>> So, I guess it's Yahi time.

1:09:16>> It is Yahi time. Yes,

1:09:19definitely.

1:09:19>> Wait, did I [ __ ] up the password again?

1:09:21>> I think you did. What? What are you What

1:09:23are you doing? Do you want to host?

1:09:24>> Answer it.

1:09:25>> Do you want to host?

1:09:26>> Sure, I'll host.

1:09:28>> I'll host.

1:09:30>> Um, yeah. He's

1:09:32>> You managed to do that.

1:09:34>> I don't know. I'm just a little [ __ ]

1:09:37dumb chucked

1:09:40up today.

1:09:42>> Here you go. This is the one.

1:09:45>> Thank you.

1:09:45>> Oh, wait. Hold on. I have to be the one

1:09:47to host then if we're going to do it

1:09:49this way.

1:09:50>> Yes, I will. I'll invite the sad

1:09:53dinosaur.

1:09:54>> Password is just mentioned.

1:09:56>> Yes. Join.

1:09:59I'm coming in. Yeah. Okay.

1:10:01>> I don't I don't understand the password

1:10:03thing because you got to invite people

1:10:05anyway.

1:10:05>> Yeah. And they got to be a friend. So, I

1:10:07don't know.

1:10:08>> I don't know like who's it who's it

1:10:09holding back? I mean, it's not like

1:10:11anyone else to join.

1:10:12>> The demons. Yes.

1:10:14>> Yeah. Jesus Christ joins the collab.

1:10:16He's like, "What's up, fellas?"

1:10:17>> Wow.

1:10:18>> He just shows up. That would be very

1:10:19>> That's what happens if you don't have

1:10:20the uh the password on.

1:10:24All right, let me know when you're ready

1:10:26to do this little uh little Q&A thing. I

1:10:30think we have to do it before we can

1:10:32collab.

1:10:35>> Oh,

1:10:37you're Oh.

1:10:41Oh my god. Thank you for the 200 bities.

1:10:46>> He's so big. He's so big.

1:10:50He's so big. Oh, who's big?

1:10:56>> You are, sweetie.

1:10:59>> I'm broken. Something happened and now I

1:11:02have like two hands permanently on my

1:11:04head that I cannot remove.

1:11:07>> It happens sometimes. the technology.

1:11:10>> If you're if you're loading into a

1:11:14if you're loading into a collab and

1:11:15you've got items on you already, the uh

1:11:18the automatic timeout on the taco might

1:11:22>> I think it's broken. Yeah. I It looks

1:11:24like someone's styling my hair and I'm

1:11:26at at the salon.

1:11:28>> Oh no.

1:11:28>> Just keep spraying water in my face and

1:11:30petting my Oh dear. Okay. Um

1:11:34let me fix this.

1:11:36>> All good. Take your time.

1:11:39Okay,

1:11:41Mary, is this the last stream of the

1:11:42week for you?

1:11:45>> Uh, it's Sunday, I think. Is it not?

1:11:50Is it Monday or Sunday?

1:11:52>> I think it's Monday right now.

1:11:53>> He's lost track of time.

1:11:55>> [ __ ] It's still going.

1:11:59>> There you are. You're here.

1:12:01>> Yeah, but I'm still getting pet. And how

1:12:03do I get

1:12:04>> Just uh just remove the items. I don't

1:12:07know how to items.

1:12:09>> Okay, here we go.

1:12:12There. There we go. Okay.

1:12:17I got it fixed.

1:12:20>> I'm ready. All right, Mary. Do you want

1:12:22to narrate this or do you want me to?

1:12:25>> Uh, I can narrate it.

1:12:28>> He's got that perfect sleepy voice right

1:12:30now.

1:12:31>> Sure.

1:12:34Let's see.

1:12:36Well, I already picked the first option,

1:12:38which was the dog.

1:12:39>> Oh [ __ ] You remember wandering into the

1:12:42animal shelter that day just to have a

1:12:43look.

1:12:45>> But this one wouldn't stop pouring and

1:12:47whining at me. Eventually, I gave in.

1:12:51>> So, we got

1:12:52>> It was called vein.

1:12:56>> So, it's a dog. Dog dog.

1:12:59Oh, that's a cat.

1:13:02Poor kid. And there's a dog. Then it was

1:13:05a good while. It then it was good for a

1:13:08while. There were quiet nights on the

1:13:10couch. Soft, sleepy breathing beside

1:13:13you. Just you and vain.

1:13:18>> Uh-huh.

1:13:19>> A terrifying race of people are calling

1:13:22double gangers.

1:13:24>> Okay. There's something on TV.

1:13:28>> If only the good times could have lasted

1:13:30longer.

1:13:32Ongoing treatment is possible, but it

1:13:34won't be cheap.

1:13:36H

1:13:37>> So, all this is for our a little baby,

1:13:40>> I guess. So,

1:13:41>> does your animal have a like letter

1:13:45engraved on their forehead?

1:13:46>> No.

1:13:48>> Mine I called mine Mary the cat and it's

1:13:50got an M on its forehead. I don't know

1:13:52if I did that.

1:13:52>> Does not have an I on its forehead.

1:13:55>> Okay.

1:13:55>> Mm. I imagine cat.

1:14:00The only place hiring was dangerous.

1:14:03>> Oh yeah, it gives it extra powers.

1:14:06>> And he's really angry.

1:14:09>> Read, read, read.

1:14:10>> The only place hiring was dangerous. But

1:14:13you don't need to stay here for long.

1:14:14Just until Mary is feeling better.

1:14:18>> Excellent. Enter game.

1:14:21>> Enter game.

1:14:22>> And then we play. I think I I played the

1:14:24uh

1:14:26I played the first like demo of this

1:14:29game, I think.

1:14:30>> Oh, yeah.

1:14:31>> Love you.

1:14:32>> Okay, let me let me just check any any

1:14:35settings we got to fine-tune. Field of

1:14:38view, unlimited FPS, camera shake,

1:14:41camera bobbing.

1:14:44Yeah.

1:14:46All right.

1:14:48But how have you been? I remember you

1:14:50got stuck.

1:14:52I did get stuck at Narita airport. Did

1:14:55you read the story?

1:14:56>> Yes, it was update after update. Hour,

1:15:00hour six, hour six.

1:15:01>> Yes. Yes. There was a a great typhoon

1:15:04and uh the train station got flooded at

1:15:07the airport. So, unfortunately, people

1:15:10were stuck because there was only one

1:15:12train line out of there and the t those

1:15:14tickets became very very valuable. It

1:15:17was like an apocalypse.

1:15:19That must be terrifying actually.

1:15:22>> Yeah, it was uh I mean I managed to find

1:15:25a way out.

1:15:26>> You still had access to like food and

1:15:28that sort of thing, right?

1:15:29>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:31>> Okay.

1:15:31>> It was fine. It wasn't that bad. It's

1:15:33okay. It was just annoying.

1:15:35>> It's just annoying. A lot of lot of

1:15:36families and stuff that

1:15:38>> just couldn't leave.

1:15:40>> Yeah.

1:15:40>> I imagined it as like I don't know just

1:15:43like waves pouring into the the subway.

1:15:47Everyone's going, "Ah, I don't know

1:15:49why." And then I don't know, seemed

1:15:52terrifying.

1:15:53I'm glad you got home safe though and

1:15:55everyone was safe.

1:15:56>> Yes.

1:15:58I made the password the same thing as

1:16:03uh our VTS collab. So, you can join in.

1:16:07>> I'm in, Mary. I'm in.

1:16:10>> Excellent.

1:16:11>> I've hacked in.

1:16:13>> You hacked into the main frame.

1:16:15>> I rightcicked.

1:16:17uh Steam and I said join game. I didn't

1:16:20even ask for the password. I'm in. I

1:16:24>> think we should mute on Discord since we

1:16:26have uh

1:16:29we have the in-game audio.

1:16:30>> Okay, let's use the in-game audio.

1:16:35Scary.

1:16:37>> Can you hear me?

1:16:38>> Yeah, but you're very quiet.

1:16:40>> I'm quiet.

1:16:42>> How do I turn you up? Turn me up.

1:16:45>> Mary is maxed out.

1:16:46>> You can do incoming voice volume.

1:16:49>> Oh, I see it.

1:16:50>> Turn me up there.

1:16:51>> I've turned you up, big dog.

1:16:53>> You're fine on my end, though.

1:16:55>> Yeah, he was always loud as [ __ ] Sorry.

1:16:59Um, ready. So, maybe we preface this a

1:17:02little bit. I I mean, I think we got a

1:17:03little bit of lore just then. We had we

1:17:07adopted a pet. That was a big yawn.

1:17:09>> We got to take care of the pet.

1:17:11>> We do.

1:17:13Oh, poor Mary. So e.

1:17:18>> All right, let's get right to business.

1:17:20Let's do this.

1:17:20>> Oh, sorry.

1:17:23>> Wait, what's wrong?

1:17:24>> Let's go. You got to press on the ready.

1:17:26>> Oh, sorry. That's my fault. Is the

1:17:28proximity chat

1:17:34on me?

1:17:39>> How to play? Hi, I'm Greg. Throughout

1:17:42the night, you will get customers. You

1:17:43must figure out whether they're

1:17:46>> a doubleganger or not.

1:17:49>> Hi, I'm Greg.

1:17:50>> To detect double gangers, use the

1:17:52computer. The database always shows

1:17:54correct verified information.

1:17:58Question customers to determine if they

1:18:00are doppelgangers.

1:18:03>> My arm grow.

1:18:04>> Discuss with your friends and decide if

1:18:06you think the customer is a

1:18:07doppelganger. If you suspect the worst,

1:18:11locate the gun beneath the counter and

1:18:13shoot. If you're notified that a double

1:18:16gang girl left the store, you'd better

1:18:19board up and lay traps.

1:18:22>> So, don't [ __ ] up. And if you [ __ ] up,

1:18:24you're cooked.

1:18:26>> Yes.

1:18:26>> Oh my god. You are the doubleganger. You

1:18:28Oh my Oh my lord.

1:18:30>> Am I the doubleganger? What do I look

1:18:32like?

1:18:33>> Oh, I don't know. A little scary.

1:18:37H

1:18:38>> maybe we're identical.

1:18:40>> Oh no. Do I I think so. Head inside. Yo,

1:18:44I got a dollar.

1:18:47>> Oh,

1:18:48>> I'm rich. Sorry, Mary. I took it.

1:18:50>> A dollar in the woods.

1:18:52>> Do you have it here, too?

1:18:54>> Uh, no.

1:18:55>> I've yanked it. I'm sorry.

1:18:57>> There's another one here. There's

1:18:59another one here, Mary. Ah,

1:19:03>> nice.

1:19:03>> We're rich now.

1:19:05We are

1:19:09another another dollar.

1:19:12Oh, a piece of candy. Oo, a piece of

1:19:14candy.

1:19:16>> Ooh, a piece of candy.

1:19:21>> Read the instructions on the notice

1:19:23board.

1:19:25>> You coming?

1:19:26>> All right, I'm coming. I mean, I I came.

1:19:32You have to read the instructions on the

1:19:33notice board here. Come.

1:19:35>> I I think I broke my game. I turned up

1:19:37the FOV and everything looks really

1:19:39weird.

1:19:40>> Really?

1:19:42>> I'm seeing if I can turn it back down.

1:19:44All right, we're good. Okay. Yes.

1:19:47>> Okay.

1:19:49Employee to do. We have to use the trash

1:19:51bags to throw out the limbs in the

1:19:53storage room.

1:19:54>> What the [ __ ]

1:19:55>> Two, mop the blood. Three, stock the

1:19:57incomplete shelf boxes. and also do the

1:20:01do the the cash register, right? That's

1:20:03just like a normal job.

1:20:05>> Yeah.

1:20:06>> Okay. Yeah, that seems fine.

1:20:10>> I can the blood while you take out the

1:20:12trash.

1:20:14>> Sure. I'd love to. I got a little

1:20:17>> I don't know where the blood is, though.

1:20:20>> Here's the Here's the mob.

1:20:21>> There it is. I found the limbs.

1:20:25>> Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. There. There.

1:20:31Yummy. Yummy. This is That's lovely.

1:20:34>> Yummy. Yummy in my tummy.

1:20:38>> Another dollar.

1:20:40Yo, they got hella money back here.

1:20:44What kind of rich Mary?

1:20:47>> Mhm.

1:20:48>> I'm sorry. I keep taking it all.

1:20:51>> Oh god. I'm going to restock theelves.

1:20:55>> Oh, what was my thing? I had to go dump

1:20:57this trash where? At the back of the

1:21:02the storage. Just throw them out. Okay,

1:21:05Mary, can you still hear me when I get

1:21:07really far away?

1:21:08>> Yeah. Can you

1:21:11>> Mary?

1:21:11>> Can you hear me when I get

1:21:14>> I think

1:21:14>> I think you should be able to hear me

1:21:16now.

1:21:16>> Yeah. I'm just wondering

1:21:19just wondering if it's proximity effect

1:21:22on it.

1:21:27This the bin.

1:21:31Oh, yeah. Right. There's a really scary

1:21:34uh

1:21:36I don't know, propaganda on our

1:21:38building.

1:21:42Praise the entity.

1:21:45Let it replace you.

1:21:46>> I'm the diving something.

1:21:49Praise the entity. Oh, wow. Yeah, it

1:21:52looks pretty scary.

1:21:54I don't really want to praise the

1:21:55entity.

1:21:56>> I feel like anything called the entity,

1:21:59I don't feel like that's something you

1:22:01should praise or trust really for that

1:22:03matter.

1:22:04>> I tend to agree. I think you're right.

1:22:06Oh, it's an easy restock.

1:22:08>> Uh, and then how do I drop this?

1:22:11>> Where do I put this?

1:22:13How do I put that away?

1:22:16Jeez. Drop goon

1:22:20the goon bun. Read the instructions on

1:22:23the checkout counter.

1:22:25>> Okay.

1:22:26>> Scan their ID to open the real person's

1:22:29profile on the computer. Question them

1:22:31about these details. The computer's

1:22:33database always holds verified info.

1:22:36Trusted. If you spot any inconsistencies

1:22:38or blatant lies, locate the gun

1:22:40underneath the counter and shoot.

1:22:42>> Oh [ __ ] Our first customer.

1:22:46>> What's he getting? What's he ordering?

1:22:51Kutoa.

1:22:53Oh, he's coming. Mary, he's coming.

1:22:56Clyde. Well, now you must be the new KN

1:22:58clerk. Welcome to the graveyard, chief,

1:23:00my friend.

1:23:02Uh, scan his. It's probably a little

1:23:05daunting, huh? No worries. Let me give

1:23:08you a rundown on how it's done. First,

1:23:10scan my ID card on the counter.

1:23:14Okay. How'd you do that? E,

1:23:16>> you've scanned it.

1:23:18>> Okay. Now check the computer. He's a

1:23:21sheriff. Often in uniform, visible on

1:23:23the ID photo. Often wears glasses.

1:23:26That's it.

1:23:28>> Got him on, don't I? Question his

1:23:31occupation.

1:23:32>> My occupation. Sheriff of the best town

1:23:35in the West.

1:23:37Question about his

1:23:40>> Just watched him last night. Good luck

1:23:42finding me out of my uniform.

1:23:45Uh, question him about his appearance.

1:23:48Got him on, don't I? Uh, wait. I I feel

1:23:50like I've already questioned his what?

1:23:54Interact with him to question his

1:23:56appearance. Interact with him. Ask me

1:23:58anything, Frank.

1:24:00Your limbs. My limbs. 250 lbs of pure

1:24:04muscle.

1:24:07[ __ ] All right, your turn. Your turn. I

1:24:10think you got to do it all, too.

1:24:11>> Not sure what to say. Sorry, but head.

1:24:15My head. I lost the hair. Okay, just

1:24:19wash your

1:24:19>> bold. Bold. He's bold. Watch out.

1:24:21>> Out of my uniform.

1:24:24>> Uh,

1:24:26>> you done all the stuff on the right.

1:24:27Question is occupation is ID card and

1:24:29all.

1:24:29>> Question is occupation.

1:24:31>> [ __ ] Okay, I'm not.

1:24:32>> There we go. All right. Accept the

1:24:34transaction.

1:24:36Feel

1:24:36>> like I'm going to like this game. Gun

1:24:38unlocked. Take gun.

1:24:43Ah,

1:24:44>> Lucious Merryweather.

1:24:46Yes,

1:24:48>> I'm just making sure.

1:24:51>> Okay, I'm glad we checked that.

1:24:52>> It's okay. You survived.

1:24:53>> No, you're right. I'm glad.

1:24:56>> Hey there. Long night at the hospital.

1:24:58Just need to grab a few things and head

1:25:00home.

1:25:02>> All right, you got that one. Or

1:25:04>> Bonnie McCree.

1:25:06>> Bonnie McCree.

1:25:08>> Nurse.

1:25:09>> Uh, what what is she? She's a nurse at

1:25:11County General and she says it's been a

1:25:13long night. Does that make sense?

1:25:16>> Uh,

1:25:17>> she's not wearing glasses.

1:25:19She question

1:25:20>> sometimes wears glasses.

1:25:22>> Oh, yeah. My reading glasses. I took

1:25:24them off before heading here. Okay.

1:25:26>> Uh, we got bold.

1:25:31>> Okay, that seems okay. You got anything

1:25:33on her? You

1:25:35anything sus about her? She's wearing

1:25:38her hospital clothes. Limbs. Still got

1:25:41them.

1:25:44I think I think she's all right.

1:25:46>> So So So now what do we do? We just ring

1:25:49her up. Accept transaction.

1:25:51Oh, we don't have to like price the

1:25:53items or anything. Oh, okay.

1:25:55>> Oh my god.

1:25:56>> What's in there?

1:25:57>> Jesus.

1:26:00>> Oh, it's coming.

1:26:01>> That

1:26:02>> Yeah, it's What the Yeah, let's let's

1:26:04keep that closed. That

1:26:07Wait, we have a phone, too. Are you?

1:26:12>> Hey man, just grabbing some stuff real

1:26:14quick. No big deal.

1:26:17>> Who's this?

1:26:18>> Oh my god, this guy's got a fake ID.

1:26:22>> What the [ __ ] is this? Do we just kill

1:26:24him?

1:26:25>> Nathan Callaway. Nathan. Nathan

1:26:28Callaway. C A L L O W A Y.

1:26:32>> Nathan Callaway.

1:26:33>> Nathan Callaway. He's deceased.

1:26:36>> Just blast him. blast them right now.

1:26:38>> Uh yeah.

1:26:40>> Oh, holy [ __ ] Okay. Uh I will go get a

1:26:42a bag and a mop then. Um

1:26:44>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:26:46>> I'll get the mop. You get the bag.

1:26:48>> Okay. That sounds

1:26:49>> we work together.

1:26:50>> What the [ __ ] Well,

1:26:54you reckon like there's any I don't know

1:26:57police or government body we need to

1:26:59tell about what just happened or that's

1:27:00fine?

1:27:01>> Nah, I think it's all good.

1:27:05I

1:27:06>> Yeah.

1:27:08I know that's

1:27:09>> a delivery. I'm going to open the door.

1:27:11>> Okay, delivery. Loading dock.

1:27:15>> Oh, I have like limited stamina. Can't

1:27:18run forever.

1:27:20Oh, I hate this. Mary, there's toilets.

1:27:23>> Yeah,

1:27:23>> that we have to check

1:27:27periodically. I guess could be people

1:27:29hiding in it.

1:27:32>> Use traps if the store comes under

1:27:33attack. What the [ __ ] Some traps here.

1:27:37Hey man, I just

1:27:39>> just down the road from your store. My

1:27:41car won't start. I really need a getting

1:27:44it running again. Can you come and help

1:27:46me?

1:27:46>> We're not [ __ ] going, do we?

1:27:48>> Go down the road. Okay, I'm going to

1:27:49take the gun. Come with me.

1:27:50>> All right, I'll come with you. I got a

1:27:52flashlight. Let's go. Oh my god.

1:27:56Um,

1:27:58should we just start blasting or what?

1:28:01>> It's okay.

1:28:02>> Okay. Okay, Mary.

1:28:03>> Oh, gun jammed. Run. Run. What?

1:28:09Now what? Now what?

1:28:12Where is it? Where's that [ __ ]

1:28:14>> Why did my gun jam at the worst possible

1:28:16moment?

1:28:18>> Um, okay. I uh

1:28:21>> That was terrifying.

1:28:22>> How do we How do we place traps? Maybe

1:28:24Maybe like here.

1:28:25>> Um

1:28:26I think we got to wait a bit. There's

1:28:29still customers coming in.

1:28:33Okay.

1:28:35Hey there, cutie.

1:28:37>> Okay,

1:28:40>> let's see.

1:28:42>> Juliet Granger.

1:28:46>> Uh, anything I need to do like restock?

1:28:48>> I've been a flight attendant for 3

1:28:50years. It's a steady job. Keeps me busy.

1:28:53She's supposed to be a plumber.

1:28:55>> Oh,

1:28:55>> I'm a flight attendant. Why would I be

1:28:57dirty?

1:29:00>> I guess I'm just used to hair from work.

1:29:03Okay, I'm going to have to kill her.

1:29:05>> All right, I'm watching.

1:29:06>> Yeah.

1:29:07>> You want to blast this lady?

1:29:09>> I'd love to.

1:29:12>> I need this gun.

1:29:13>> Blast her. Blast her.

1:29:14>> BOW. OH [ __ ] BOW. BOW.

1:29:18Oh my god. She's tanky. She doesn't go

1:29:20down one shot.

1:29:21>> Pay for this, she says.

1:29:23>> Um,

1:29:24>> I'll clean up the blood. You take care

1:29:26of the limbs.

1:29:27>> Okay. There's a lot to do, man. Cuz we

1:29:29got we got shelves to restock as well.

1:29:33Oh, I'll take half the shelves.

1:29:36Oh. Oh, Kevin.

1:29:38Good evening. Just grabbing a few things

1:29:40before heading to the road.

1:29:43Good evening, Kevin. If that even is

1:29:45your real name. Kevin.

1:29:48>> Oh [ __ ] Bagot.

1:29:50>> Kevin.

1:29:52>> Let's see if he's Kevin Lawson.

1:29:55See insurance sales. I I work in

1:29:58insurance claims mostly. It's not

1:30:01exactly exciting, but it pays the bills.

1:30:05>> Dress shirt and tie. Always always

1:30:07professional. Poor.

1:30:10Just blessed with good jeans, I suppose.

1:30:14>> I think we got to kill him.

1:30:16>> Why? Why?

1:30:17>> I'm a little tired, that's all.

1:30:20>> Limbs. I been working all day. I'm

1:30:22pretty fine.

1:30:24>> He is tall. He's got the tall thing,

1:30:25though. I think he's all right. I don't

1:30:28know. I think I think we serve him. I

1:30:29think I think we saw his

1:30:31>> think he's okay.

1:30:32>> I think he's all right.

1:30:37>> Okay. Little scared. I'm going to go

1:30:39chuck the rubbish. You You got this fine

1:30:41gentleman over here.

1:30:42>> I'll take care of this guy.

1:30:43>> Yeah,

1:30:46I kind of like this game.

1:30:48>> Yeah, it's kind of comfy.

1:30:50>> In a strange way, it is.

1:30:52>> Cozy cozy horror.

1:30:54>> Good evening. I have exact change which

1:30:57should optimize this transaction. I like

1:30:59this guy.

1:31:02>> All right. Bartholomew

1:31:04>> Kesler.

1:31:06>> He's an electronic store assistant. I

1:31:09handle circuitry issues and software

1:31:11setup among other responsibilities.

1:31:15Slight acne.

1:31:17Checks out.

1:31:20Uh normal subacuous over activity.

1:31:23Forward heads posture, extended seated

1:31:26tasks, encouraged forward positioning.

1:31:29It is now baseline.

1:31:31Okay.

1:31:32>> Man good. All right. I'm going to I'll

1:31:34go I'll do a little restocking.

1:31:37>> He's fine.

1:31:38>> I think he's fine, too.

1:31:39>> He's all good.

1:31:41>> He seems like a regular guy just living

1:31:44his life.

1:31:46>> Mhm.

1:31:48>> Where are the other shells?

1:31:49>> Cleave up any messes and head to the

1:31:51bus. Okay,

1:31:53>> that's it.

1:31:53>> End of the night.

1:31:54>> That wasn't so bad.

1:31:56>> Nope.

1:31:58>> Just a few little ghouls and demons.

1:31:59This guy did shoot me though, but I

1:32:01forget his name. That was a little

1:32:03traumatic.

1:32:03>> Ghouls and goblins.

1:32:07>> All right, I guess we head home.

1:32:11Beep beep.

1:32:14>> Yay.

1:32:15That was a nice first shift.

1:32:18Not bad. Oh, 13 nights.

1:32:22Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh,

1:32:25>> no humans killed.

1:32:26>> I got 19 bucks.

1:32:29>> Excellent.

1:32:32>> Excellent.

1:32:32>> Two days remain until Vain's next

1:32:34medicine bill is due.

1:32:36>> Two days until Mary's next medicine is

1:32:38due.

1:32:40>> I like how medicine for each other.

1:32:43>> Ah,

1:32:44we did good.

1:32:45>> We got uh we got them.

1:32:50Yeah,

1:32:50>> got the

1:32:53>> Oh, I like this game. I like this game.

1:32:58>> Okay. Oh, the money.

1:33:01All the money's respawned. What are

1:33:02these tokens for? I wonder though.

1:33:05>> I don't know. I think Oh, I know what

1:33:08I'll show you.

1:33:08>> Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.

1:33:12>> So,

1:33:12>> yes,

1:33:13>> there's this. You can buy Copracola.

1:33:15>> What the [ __ ] does it do? What does it

1:33:17do? Uh, so you can buy it and uh you

1:33:20throw it. You can drink it or you can

1:33:22throw it to lure enemies.

1:33:24>> Oh, throwing it. Uh uh drinking it.

1:33:27Drinking it for a second.

1:33:29>> It's crazy. Yeah.

1:33:31>> Yeah.

1:33:36>> Oh. Oh, the demons are coming in. Yeah.

1:33:38Let's keep that closed.

1:33:42>> Uh

1:33:44ouch.

1:33:45>> Was that you, Mary? accidentally walked

1:33:46into the trap.

1:33:48>> Oops. Sorry, I might have said that.

1:33:51>> Pay attention to info you given at the

1:33:52start of the shift. West Bridge shut

1:33:55down. Thanks to recent construction

1:33:57complications, the West Bridge has been

1:33:59entirely closed. Quota today, 35 bucks.

1:34:03>> Oh, come with me for a moment.

1:34:08>> Bane.

1:34:08>> Yeah, sorry. I I I picked something up

1:34:10and I couldn't get Yep.

1:34:13Someone just came in the store, by the

1:34:14way.

1:34:16What is that?

1:34:19What did wave at him? Do you have a gun?

1:34:22Should I shoot him?

1:34:24>> Should I get the gun?

1:34:24>> Nah, it's fine. He seems pretty peaceful

1:34:27now.

1:34:29>> Okay, if you say so, man. Whoa, there's

1:34:31some weird guy. He's tweaking.

1:34:34>> Oh no, he's tweaking. [ __ ] you won't.

1:34:39>> Oh, maybe he's just I don't know, man.

1:34:41He's not having a great day. His name is

1:34:44Roi.

1:34:45>> Roi.

1:34:46>> Um,

1:34:47>> okay. Hold on. Let me uh

1:34:50>> check this man.

1:34:51>> Yeah,

1:34:51>> he's retired.

1:34:52>> His He's retired. Mustache.

1:34:56>> Yeah. You want to You want to voice him?

1:34:58>> Mustache

1:35:00attire.

1:35:01>> Don't like the shirt.

1:35:04I dare to impress nobody.

1:35:06>> He seems all right.

1:35:11>> How do you feel, B? I think he's I think

1:35:15he's been chilling, man.

1:35:17>> Yep. Let's send him on his way, then.

1:35:20>> We can buy extra health and landmines

1:35:23and

1:35:27>> buy some decoration. People are upset

1:35:28that we don't have decoration.

1:35:31Let me get some decoration for us.

1:35:33>> Okay. All right.

1:35:34>> I'll I'll get a painting and a deer

1:35:36head.

1:35:37>> Let's Let's do it. Okay.

1:35:39We're moving up in the world.

1:35:42Yeah.

1:35:42>> You want to Should we get Oh,

1:35:44>> evening

1:35:45>> delivery has arrived. Okay, I'll go get

1:35:47that.

1:35:50>> Okay,

1:35:50>> I can see how there's a lot to do.

1:35:52>> The guy in that evening.

1:35:54>> What an odd question. Okay,

1:35:56>> he's a student burn around his right

1:35:59wrist. Don't ask too many questions. I'm

1:36:02warning you. Just let me through.

1:36:07>> The delivery guy can't be like a demon,

1:36:09can he?

1:36:13Oh, Mary,

1:36:15>> I didn't trust that guy.

1:36:18>> The general has been has been tampered

1:36:20with.

1:36:22>> Oh, okay. I just dropped my flashlight

1:36:25out of panic.

1:36:30>> Mary, can you mind if I borrow that gun

1:36:32or like?

1:36:33>> Sure, I'll come with you.

1:36:35>> All right, let's go.

1:36:38Where's the gener? Mary,

1:36:41>> I'm with you.

1:36:42>> Where's the generator?

1:36:46>> It's over here.

1:36:48>> Oh. Oh, okay.

1:36:50Ah, that wasn't so bad.

1:36:53Mary, are you shooting that random guy

1:36:54out there?

1:36:55>> Yeah.

1:37:01>> Mary, there is

1:37:02>> Oh, shoot.

1:37:03>> Oh my god, Mary.

1:37:05>> Oh my god. There we go. Okay, I'll uh

1:37:08I'll get the cleaning up there.

1:37:09>> That was terrifying.

1:37:11I'll take care of the blood. You can

1:37:13take care of the limbs.

1:37:15>> All right, sounds Yeah, sounds good.

1:37:17Just a lot of meat.

1:37:20Free meat for anyone that wants to take

1:37:21it home, you know?

1:37:22>> I like how the customers don't really

1:37:24mind.

1:37:24>> I don't give a [ __ ] about that. Yeah,

1:37:26>> don't look so nervous. I'm only here for

1:37:28supplies.

1:37:29>> Got a gun.

1:37:32>> He seems fine.

1:37:35Uh Mary, you remember that guy that's

1:37:37outside looking at us?

1:37:39>> Yeah.

1:37:39>> He's getting closer to the the store.

1:37:42>> Really?

1:37:43>> Yes.

1:37:44>> That's scary.

1:37:45>> Hunter.

1:37:45>> See, he's a hunter.

1:37:47Yep. He came in. His job came in handy.

1:37:50>> Piercing on his

1:37:51>> only pierced my left one.

1:37:53>> That's his right ear. No.

1:37:56Is it

1:37:57>> That's his right ear, brother.

1:38:00>> No, his right.

1:38:00>> From whose perspective? Well,

1:38:02>> I mean, it would be his right ear. I

1:38:04think we blast them. I think we [ __ ]

1:38:06blast that [ __ ]

1:38:08>> Good idea. Yeah, well spotted.

1:38:10>> Just be careful.

1:38:12>> Well spotted.

1:38:13>> I'll uh I'll take I'll take care of this

1:38:16lady, I guess.

1:38:19>> I can restock the shelves while you take

1:38:21care of them.

1:38:22>> Thank you.

1:38:26>> Life just won't give me a break today.

1:38:28The west bridge got awfully slow,

1:38:30limited uh thanks to the construction.

1:38:32And now my car's making that noise

1:38:34again. Sorry, I don't mean to burden you

1:38:36with problems. That's all right, girl.

1:38:43Okay, Grace Harper. Let's have a look.

1:38:46Grace, hospital clerk. I'm sorry. I just

1:38:49can't be bothered with all this. Could

1:38:51we speed this up?

1:38:53Dark circles. If the kid's dad got stuck

1:38:56around, maybe I wouldn't be getting

1:38:57work. So, like, oh no, short hair. I'm

1:39:00sorry. I just can't be bothered. Like,

1:39:01can we speed this up?

1:39:04>> I'm sorry. I can't be bothered. Can we

1:39:06speed this up?

1:39:08>> The West Bridge are awfully slow.

1:39:09>> She doesn't seem bothered. She can't be

1:39:11bothered.

1:39:13>> [ __ ] hell. She don't know [ __ ] I

1:39:14mean, name checks out. Giving her a p

1:39:18pass.

1:39:21Where are her dark eye bags? She does

1:39:24have them.

1:39:26Like, in terms of appearances, she's

1:39:29she's right. She's alive. Something

1:39:33about the west bridge. She knows about

1:39:34the west bridge.

1:39:37>> The west bridge had awful slow speed,

1:39:39but the west bridge was closed down. No.

1:39:41>> Oh, fully closed down. All right, we're

1:39:43blasting her.

1:39:44>> Fully closed. Blaster. Yeah,

1:39:46>> blaster. [ __ ] blast her ass. Get it

1:39:49in. I I'll get rid of the the body. Oh

1:39:52my god.

1:39:55I was like, "Oh, maybe she's on to

1:39:57something." You know, it's slow. She

1:39:58knows. But then actually, you're you're

1:40:00so right. You should totally be totally

1:40:02be closed.

1:40:05>> Mary, the guy is closer again.

1:40:08>> He's like really [ __ ] close.

1:40:10>> Sorry if I'm a bit out of it. You should

1:40:12blast him. Blast him. Get him to go

1:40:14away.

1:40:15>> I think that

1:40:16>> Sorry if I'm a bit out of it. Got off a

1:40:17late start. Got off a late shift.

1:40:20Rebuilding a cab carburetor. Carbureate.

1:40:24The hell is a carburetor?

1:40:26Oh.

1:40:29Everything okay?

1:40:30>> Uh, he ran away.

1:40:33>> Not sure where, but

1:40:35>> I'm an engineer. Carburetors, engines,

1:40:38exhaust systems, the works. It's a

1:40:41computer engineer.

1:40:43>> Uh-huh.

1:40:44>> I think we got a blaster.

1:40:46>> We're blasting her, too.

1:40:50>> Dude, we're blasting everyone. Are we

1:40:51sure?

1:40:53Is she I mean it said that she uh she's

1:40:56a software engineer, but she talks about

1:40:58>> [ __ ] gnome.

1:41:00>> Oh my god, it's a gnome.

1:41:01>> Do we just blast him cuz he's a gnome?

1:41:03>> No, he just a guy. He might just be like

1:41:06a

1:41:07>> I'm going to put the gun away. I'm going

1:41:08to put the gun away. Okay, you you uh

1:41:11I'm just going to

1:41:12>> kill him.

1:41:14>> I don't know. I don't know. I don't

1:41:15know. Maybe that's He's just whimsical.

1:41:17Sorry. Apologies. Apologies. That was

1:41:19quite rude of what it

1:41:19>> just be a whimsical dude.

1:41:21>> Yeah. Yeah. That's my bad. That's Oh,

1:41:24you're right. You're right for that.

1:41:26Apologies. I'm excited to serve him.

1:41:30>> What is he going to say?

1:41:31>> Yeah, don't be nervous.

1:41:34>> Yep. I'm uh reflecting on my actions.

1:41:37>> He might just be a silly.

1:41:40>> Yeah.

1:41:41>> What the hell is he doing?

1:41:43>> Hello, I'm Norbert. Is that all for

1:41:45today?

1:41:46>> Why is he on this side of the [ __ ]

1:41:47>> these items, please? Of course, I'll

1:41:49scan these items right away, my friend.

1:41:52Why, thank you for a handsome customer

1:41:54like you. No problem at all.

1:41:56>> Why is he on this side though? Better

1:41:59back up.

1:41:59>> This is a silly guy.

1:42:02>> Scan unsuccessful fake ID. Uh, let me

1:42:05see. Norbert,

1:42:08there is no such man.

1:42:10>> Do I just blossom?

1:42:12>> No. Hold on. Let me uh

1:42:19>> Does he just keep laughing? Should we

1:42:21should we ask him to let him go?

1:42:24>> Maybe he's just a guy.

1:42:26>> I'm not convinced about this fella, but

1:42:28like we could let him go, I guess. I

1:42:30feel like

1:42:31>> I don't I just don't I don't know. I

1:42:33don't know. I don't feel like a skin

1:42:35walker would be such a whimsical little

1:42:37guy.

1:42:38>> You could I think you're all right.

1:42:39Yeah, I think

1:42:40>> we'll let him go.

1:42:43>> Big big cucks.

1:42:48Uh

1:42:50Oh,

1:42:55what are you doing?

1:43:01Oh, wow. That's very big.

1:43:06Let's see. I think we can gamble.

1:43:08>> Thought I've got any cheap business to

1:43:10deal with.

1:43:16>> I got a hat.

1:43:17>> Hat.

1:43:18>> What the [ __ ] on human eradication in

1:43:21ET. We're the reason those double

1:43:23gangers haven't ripped you apart yet.

1:43:26>> Should be grateful.

1:43:28>> Should be grateful.

1:43:30>> Make it quick, bud. I've got NE business

1:43:32to deal with.

1:43:35>> Liams all in place. Not that it's your

1:43:37business. Standard issue. You don't need

1:43:40to know more than that.

1:43:42>> Well, you think I got something wrong

1:43:43with me? I'd be the first to know. Does

1:43:46he check out?

1:43:49>> Yeah. Any

1:43:51>> There's no one at the counter.

1:43:52>> All right. [ __ ]

1:43:55>> Did you hear a something?

1:43:56>> Oh, shoot.

1:43:57>> Okay, we got to

1:44:00Mary the traps.

1:44:02>> Let one double gang complete its

1:44:03transaction earlier in the night.

1:44:06The entity has been alerted. It will

1:44:08ARRIVE IN 60 SECONDS.

1:44:09>> OKAY, let's uh board up the stuff. What

1:44:12are we boarding up?

1:44:12>> Board it up.

1:44:15Board it up.

1:44:16>> Okay. Well, we [ __ ] it up. Do we have

1:44:18to board up the little pipes? No. Can't

1:44:21do [ __ ] about that. Okay. It's all the

1:44:24doors then. Wait, why can't I b up this

1:44:26door? I don't have anything to bought up

1:44:28with. You do?

1:44:30>> Yeah. No, I [ __ ] used it all up. I'm

1:44:32an idiot.

1:44:34A [ __ ]

1:44:36>> Here we go.

1:44:37>> Um, okay. Well, we we only got

1:44:41Okay. Uh,

1:44:43>> it's all right. Emergency.

1:44:45>> I'm getting a gun.

1:44:46>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are we in

1:44:50or out? Are we You

1:44:51>> No. No. Don't go there. Don't go there.

1:44:53I'm I'm trying to set a trap. Don't

1:44:54trigger it.

1:44:55>> Okay.

1:44:57>> Okay. You got the gun?

1:44:58>> I got two guns apparently. You got a

1:45:00gun.

1:45:00>> Excellent. I do not

1:45:03>> in the wall in the Okay. Here. Here.

1:45:05Mary. Here's a gun. Here's a gun. I'm

1:45:06dropping it right here. Right here.

1:45:07>> Thank you. All right. All right. Left

1:45:10controller. Crouch, [ __ ]

1:45:15Watch the grates, I guess. You want to

1:45:17watch one? I'll watch the other. Oh,

1:45:18they're coming through the front. Oh

1:45:19[ __ ]

1:45:21Okay. Yep. It's through. Oh, it's

1:45:22through. It's through. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my

1:45:24god.

1:45:29It's It doesn't care about the

1:45:33Oh my god.

1:45:35Oh [ __ ] I'm dead.

1:45:39He [ __ ] came on me. He keeps coming

1:45:41on me.

1:45:45This [ __ ] is a goono.

1:45:58We got his [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] him.

1:46:00>> Oh, thank God.

1:46:01>> Yeah, this is my house, [ __ ]

1:46:03This is what I have to do every night as

1:46:05as an Australian.

1:46:07>> Sh.

1:46:10That's a regular issue you got to deal

1:46:11with, I guess.

1:46:12>> Yeah, it's just how it is. It's tough.

1:46:18All right, so so we're safe now. That

1:46:21wasn't so bad.

1:46:24>> Shift is done. Maybe we should restock

1:46:26the shelves. Or does that not matter?

1:46:27>> I'm resucking.

1:46:29>> All right, I can hang up a painting, I

1:46:31guess. Wow, that was [ __ ]

1:46:34>> I liked it.

1:46:43I'm just picking up all the coins.

1:46:47That was fun. I uh I didn't expect it to

1:46:50be a spider, though. I don't know why.

1:46:53>> Oh, I thought it would be spiders.

1:46:55>> I don't mind them.

1:46:56>> You're Australian.

1:46:58>> Yes, I I am. No, I actually uh don't

1:47:01mind them too much. I think they're

1:47:02okay.

1:47:04>> Really?

1:47:05>> Yes. You're kind of just getting used to

1:47:06it.

1:47:08I mean, I I'm not like ecstatic. Like,

1:47:10if I see a giant [ __ ] huntsman in my

1:47:12house, I'm not going to be like, "Yo,

1:47:14yippee." I would just be like, "Uh, all

1:47:17right, buddy. We got to get you out of

1:47:18here. I'm blasting you." Just kind of

1:47:20like that. They don't really hurt

1:47:22people, but unfortunately, it's I don't

1:47:24know. I just don't kind of don't want

1:47:25them to jump scare me.

1:47:27>> No.

1:47:29>> You reckon I can take this gun home?

1:47:30>> You often find huntsmen in your house?

1:47:33>> Uh, yeah. They're around. They come

1:47:37around. Yeah.

1:47:39>> I don't like that.

1:47:40>> Mary, do you reckon we can take these

1:47:41guns? Like we just

1:47:45>> Yeah.

1:47:45>> Let's take them home. Oh, we can't even

1:47:48use the computer anymore. Computer, it's

1:47:50gone. All right, I guess we head home.

1:47:55My My poor Mary at home. He's so sick.

1:48:00>> He needs his V-Bucks.

1:48:04>> Let's head home.

1:48:09I'm curious about Norbit if you have.

1:48:12>> Yeah. Did we Did we kill him?

1:48:15>> Uh, no we did not. We left in the luck.

1:48:17>> All right. I want Oh, no. Humans killed.

1:48:21Okay, that's not bad. One day until the

1:48:23bills are due. That's fine. Let's see.

1:48:25>> Mhm.

1:48:26>> What?

1:48:30>> 45 years ago. 45 years ago, the infamous

1:48:34serial killer known as the dentist

1:48:37roamed Midnight Town, killing victims by

1:48:40ripping their jaws off.

1:48:43>> Jesus.

1:48:46>> Oh my god.

1:48:46>> Government authorities confirm new

1:48:49reports of a tall, emaciated figure

1:48:52matching the description of this same

1:48:54killer that died 40 years ago.

1:48:59>> Jesus Christ. He he

1:49:02>> witnesses describe a slack broken jaw,

1:49:06white bloody bandaged hands, and

1:49:09cracking skin.

1:49:10>> Is that the dude we saw outside? Surely

1:49:12not. Right.

1:49:15>> It follows the same method of killing as

1:49:18the original dentist,

1:49:20removing the victim's jaw.

1:49:23>> Someone in my chat just said he's kind

1:49:26of

1:49:28as in like they want to [ __ ] him.

1:49:31That's crazy.

1:49:33If you see it, do not hide, do not

1:49:35speak, and do not look back. Run until

1:49:38your legs no longer obey you.

1:49:40>> Okay, so we just we just run. We can't

1:49:43fight him.

1:49:46>> Should you successfully flee, contact

1:49:48your loved ones while you still can.

1:49:52>> [ __ ]

1:49:52>> Wow.

1:49:54Witnesses who managed to escape it are

1:49:57all found dead no more than a week

1:49:59later.

1:50:00>> What the [ __ ] Okay,

1:50:02>> that's kind of scary.

1:50:04>> All right, human.

1:50:06>> Doppelganger. Doppelganger. Nice.

1:50:07>> Norbert, he provided a fake ID and

1:50:10searching up yielded no results. Okay.

1:50:13>> I mean, I think that's why, right? Cuz

1:50:15Roger's human. We killed the

1:50:16doppelganger. Doppelganger.

1:50:17Doubleganger.

1:50:19And Ryan was human, so it's [ __ ]

1:50:21Norbert.

1:50:24Yeah, we

1:50:25>> should just blasted him. [ __ ]

1:50:27Norbert, bro.

1:50:28>> [ __ ]

1:50:31It's all cuz my chat was calling me

1:50:32gnome racist and then I was like, "Oh, I

1:50:35don't think I can shoot him now." Then

1:50:36it's like actually confirmed, you know?

1:50:38>> And look what happened. We should have

1:50:41[ __ ] blasted Norbert.

1:50:42>> Look what happened.

1:50:44>> Look what happened. Look what happened.

1:50:47>> So sad.

1:50:50It's on site for Norbert next time

1:50:51though. Respectfully, he must die.

1:50:58>> It's a new night. Check the notice

1:51:00board.

1:51:02>> You ready for this night?

1:51:05>> Ready to [ __ ] shoot Norbert?

1:51:07>> Oh, yeah.

1:51:09>> Okay.

1:51:09>> Would you go out and work at a place

1:51:11like this if there are double gangers?

1:51:13>> [ __ ] no, bro. A million a night? I'm not

1:51:16doing it. A billion a night?

1:51:18I'd have to think about it.

1:51:20>> The infamous killer known as the

1:51:21dentist. Okay, so that's the guy.

1:51:26>> That's him. You can spin the wheel. We

1:51:27can gamble, too. You know,

1:51:28>> you better check the notice board, too,

1:51:29I think.

1:51:30>> Oh, sorry.

1:51:32>> Back from the den. 40 years ago, the

1:51:34infamous skill known as the dentist was

1:51:35buried right here in this town. Now, a

1:51:38creature with strikingly similar

1:51:40likeness has been reported. Awesome.

1:51:43Excellente.

1:51:45>> Wait, do we both get it?

1:51:48Not sure.

1:51:49>> I only got the Oh. Oh, I kind of don't

1:51:51like it. Oh, we do. The bunny is a fire.

1:51:56>> Do you like

1:51:56>> Wait, someone just [ __ ] I think someone

1:51:58just came in the store.

1:52:00>> Oh, I'll handle it.

1:52:02>> Okay,

1:52:04>> supplies for my 30th birthday. Okay,

1:52:07>> something's beeping.

1:52:07>> Oh, no.

1:52:09>> What is that?

1:52:11>> It's from the PC, I think.

1:52:13>> Oh. Oh, shop. Oh, we got new items.

1:52:16Yeah.

1:52:16>> Bad news. Rats have started running

1:52:18rampant around the store. They

1:52:20negatively affect store raiding. So,

1:52:22please catch them and throw them in the

1:52:23dumpster or find any other ways to

1:52:25dispose of them.

1:52:26>> Just shoot them

1:52:28>> during a get a second gun during the

1:52:31regular.

1:52:31>> Avoid identical tattoos on both arms.

1:52:35>> You want grenades?

1:52:38>> Uh, hold on. Someone went in the

1:52:40bathroom.

1:52:42>> Oh [ __ ]

1:52:43>> What?

1:52:44>> Yeah. Where?

1:52:46>> There's [ __ ] everywhere.

1:52:47>> Oh, do I shoot him?

1:52:49>> No.

1:52:51>> Okay, never mind.

1:52:52>> Don't worry about it.

1:52:53>> All right, I'll open the door.

1:52:55>> I got to figure out this lady.

1:52:56>> He's [ __ ] everywhere. Do I shoot him?

1:52:58Sorry. Sorry.

1:53:01>> She's not.

1:53:02>> Yep. That's mine. Did it myself with a

1:53:03friend? Don't worry. Totally sterile.

1:53:05Okay.

1:53:06>> We could We could get a second pistol.

1:53:07>> Seems fine. Uh unemployed. I'm

1:53:11technically unemployed. I guess

1:53:13>> we got a second pistol for

1:53:14>> 30th birthday.

1:53:17>> All right, I'm going to have a look for

1:53:18these [ __ ] rats then.

1:53:20>> Well, it's not her 30th birthday. If she

1:53:22was born in 1970 and it's 1993, it's not

1:53:25her 30th birthday. So,

1:53:26>> we blast her. Ooh, that scared me. God

1:53:30damn.

1:53:30>> She's blasted.

1:53:32>> Uh,

1:53:34the mystery meat man was outside again.

1:53:37>> Oh, good idea. Yes.

1:53:40Oh, he left a [ __ ] ton of tokens as a

1:53:43heart. I feel remorse. Maybe he wanted

1:53:45to be friends.

1:53:46>> A

1:53:48That's sweet.

1:53:50>> Oh man, I totally just [ __ ] him.

1:53:53>> You were kid.

1:53:54>> The dentist.

1:53:55>> Something happened last night. It was

1:53:57that dentist thing on the news. It was

1:54:00fast, strong, wiped out my whole squad

1:54:02in seconds, but left me alive. Just

1:54:04stood there staring at me. Just stay

1:54:06sharp. All right. Pray you never see

1:54:08that effing thing.

1:54:09>> He's going to bring it in here. [ __ ]

1:54:11sake.

1:54:13>> I'm going to kill someone else.

1:54:15>> Uh, yeah. Just this the little demon

1:54:18monster outside.

1:54:19>> Oh, okay.

1:54:20>> So, this is the same guy as the other

1:54:22day, right?

1:54:23>> Uh, yeah, I think so.

1:54:25>> There's so much rubbish everywhere.

1:54:26>> Used to be the guy.

1:54:28>> All right.

1:54:30I'll

1:54:31hear sounds.

1:54:32>> Why don't I hear sounds?

1:54:34>> What happened to his head?

1:54:37Yeah, I took the helmet off. I don't

1:54:38ever want to to put that [ __ ] on again.

1:54:42>> Oh, man. I think he's going to die.

1:54:46What?

1:54:47What happened?

1:54:50>> Yeah, I guess we'll just let him go

1:54:52through.

1:54:53>> We don't know if it's him.

1:54:56>> Purchase traps to survive. Okay, I'll

1:54:58buy some.

1:54:59>> Yeah.

1:55:02>> Refresh shop. Why are there police? Hold

1:55:03up.

1:55:11Okay. Interesting.

1:55:14Um, also this guy.

1:55:16>> Yeah.

1:55:17>> Hey, could you make this quick? I got to

1:55:19get back to work.

1:55:21All right, Ray, let's have a look, man.

1:55:24Ray,

1:55:25>> found a potted plant.

1:55:27>> Yeah, I'm on break right now.

1:55:30Balding. Yeah, I noticed.

1:55:32>> Oh my god. Ray B. Wait, don't panic.

1:55:36>> It's you.

1:55:37>> Look.

1:55:39What?

1:55:41Who's the real one?

1:55:45Oh my god.

1:55:48Yeah, I think the one that went crazy

1:55:49and started attacking it was probably

1:55:51the fake one.

1:55:52>> Uh,

1:55:55okay. Well, uh, I I think Ray might