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0:00gel my hair back . Good morning . Wait , I
0:57need to turn off the chat translation .
1:04And other things I'm doing today . I
1:08don't know yet . For now , I need to tie
1:15my hair back so it doesn't move . We're
1:20definitely going to play CS . Hair gum .
2:02Will I play Roblox ? I highly doubt it .
2:15125 heavy-duty gel on the blonde's hair
2:35. No , that's not shoe polish , it's hair
3:02gum . Good morning . That's not it , it's
3:11not for shoes . I'll put some makeup on ,
3:19because when I have nothing on , I feel
3:21like my face looks like one giant egg .
3:28A bit of makeup never hurt anyone . It
3:33should have a moment to dry , because I
3:34don't want to put the headset on right
3:36away . We are going to Could you not
3:42mess this up for me ? Thank you . We're
3:47going to switch in a second . What will
3:50I play ? Definitely CS today , because I
3:53missed CS . So we'll play some CS today .
4:05That's for sure . Jeez , I got a tan . See
4:07? My regular concealer became too light
4:13. Alright , alright . I'll finally get a
4:17bit of a tan . What was that ? The CEO is
4:30in our city . I'll see him later , so for
4:34now he might be absent . Someone was
4:42supposed to handle things in town for
4:43us . Are you feeling okay ? Probably not .
5:12What am I doing ? Applying this stuff on
5:14, to feel better about myself . Diego ,
5:33are you sure you're feeling okay ? Just
5:35so you know , Diego is running around ,
5:37that's why those sounds are ... I applied
5:46a bit too much and it doesn't want to
5:47dry . Dry up . Okay , it'll be fine . It'll
6:02be fine . Hey , viewers , leave a like .
6:07Thanks in advance , because , because ,
6:11there's always plenty of viewers in the
6:13chat , but few likes . Leave a like ,
6:15because it boosts the live stream .
6:17Thanks , thanks , thanks , thank you .
6:19Beautiful . for everyone BTW Syty is
6:27sleeping , he has a stream , he's on my
6:29Discord , but he's sleeping and I'm like
6:35what now ? Do we try to wake him up or
6:38not ? I don't know what time he finished
6:41the stream , but for him it's 3:00 PM
6:43now , so it's a pretty normal time for
6:48human life . It would be cool if he woke
6:51up . You know , it varies . Sometimes 50
6:59people join , sometimes it's around 300 ,
7:02it stays around five . It really varies .
7:09I've gotten used to it , because not
7:11everyone is interested in gaming
7:13content , and a lot of people like it
7:15when we just sit and talk on the phone ,
7:16and well , it varies . You can get used
7:22to it . So I'm still grateful to every
7:27person who stays and puts up with this
7:29dumb blonde . Blondie is about to drop a
7:33monograph . Should you sub ? If you want
7:39to , I'd really appreciate it . If you
7:41don't feel like it , then , like , I'm not
7:43forcing anyone . Although if we hit
7:465,000 by the end of the month , I'll
7:48become Smurfette . Well , my eye . That
8:09was done very poorly . My eyes are
8:16disproportionate to the eyelash curler .
8:18That's the feeling I get . Why are you
8:27pestering me ? Everything is so far away
8:43that I'd rather just look into the
8:45camera . I have the impression that my
9:39lashes are crooked . Not only are my
9:41eyes probably disproportionate , but my
9:43lashes are crooked too . Yeah . And the
9:51cable didn't , didn't do its job , no . My
9:54phone charged all night long . Actually ,
9:58it didn't charge , it even drained more .
10:02I'll have to buy a new cable after all .
10:10Uh-huh . No , I don't have to . There will
10:14be lag , it will stutter for you . I’m
10:16warning you , informing you . Those who
10:21have been here longer know , but we'll
10:23be switching from one device to another
10:25, so stuttering is logical . A slight , a
10:33slight stutter . Okay , it's not working
10:39for me . I mean , something glitched , but
10:46I’ll just close it and open it again
10:48because the links , I mean the widgets
10:50from Tipli , aren't working . So , oh , now
10:56they're working . I’m warning you guys
11:02, the stream will freeze for you . But I
11:06can't do anything about that . seemed
11:15like it . If that's not the case , it
11:19means Blondie messed something up . But
11:23we should be seeing and hearing each
11:25other here , in this place , right now ,
11:27with all these beauties around . Thanks
11:34a lot for the hearts in the chat . Sweet
11:38, super sweet . Yeah . Continuing the
11:48situation , I’ll show you in a second ,
11:50I’ll show you in a second , I’ll
11:52show you , just an ad on Twitch , of
11:53course . What options do I have ? How
12:15about possibilities ?
12:17Look how he's sleeping . Thanks to the
12:19fact that I have such a kid
12:20he’s sleeping beautifully
12:22we have an antivirus on full screen . My
12:27child showed me this world . I
12:28participate in parades . I'm proud that
12:31I can be here and that I have such a
12:32child . Give it here . One more important
12:39matter . Hello , is anyone there ? And I
12:42got kicked to AFK . I got kicked . No , no
12:45, yeah . It kicked me out . We have a
12:49friend here who is sitting and I don't
12:51know what to do with him . How are we
12:55supposed to wake him up ? I'm actually
12:57in favor of going in here and I don't
13:03know if this will be heard . It can be
13:04heard , but we’ll need to wake him up
13:10somehow . Does anyone have any ideas ?
13:24Thanks for the sub . Does anyone have an
13:30idea how to wake him up ? My ideas are
13:54running out . Oh , okay . School ? What
15:34school ? School of life , we’re going
15:37to CS . I'm leaving Discord . I mean , we
15:40won't turn it off , but we're heading to
15:42the PC . I think we'll play one ranked
15:50match , and then , well , I'll need to
15:52leave the house . So , I guess I'll take
16:01you with me . I feel I have pets there ,
16:09I want them . I don't know if you'll see
16:12them . One of the pets is running around
16:14. Come in , come show yourself . Come on .
16:20What , he's probably not interested in
16:30showing off to people . Oh , he came out .
16:46Finally . Alright . So , I have three of
16:54them in this room . Overall , there are
16:56more . I can't join . I can , I can't .
17:13Reserved for players with Prime status .
17:15Oh , that's fine , we'll play some shots .
17:21I don't have it , I don't . As for paid
17:25games , I won't be buying any right now
17:27because I have to pay 800 for car
17:29insurance . Yes , fortunately or
17:40unfortunately , a car . Oh , I missed .
18:26Damn . It joined me into the match
18:39halfway through and I don't have a real
18:40chance . Voting failed . I don't know ,
19:00because I didn't vote . Some guy just
19:16popped out of nowhere here . Oh , someone
19:31voted for someone . Well , that's funny .
19:35Shot please . Stupid Alpha . Azey mode on
19:46this on CS . Okay . And we can play that
19:55later , actually . Actually , yes , but
20:01that will be more like an evening thing
20:02, because I have to leave the house now
20:09, get things done , go to the cow's
20:10place — you'll probably get the cow's
20:12fort on Discord and stuff , things need
20:14to be done . When you write to me in the
20:20Alpha group , I already figured out you
20:21mean CS . Before that , my blonde brain
20:28wouldn't let me , no . No , I don't know
21:15why I want to go to the pool . I don't
21:19want to . I don't like this map . Damn ,
22:14look . Will I ever get out of this rank ?
22:38At this rate , yes . I mean , I don't know
23:16what to say about that . Thanks . Just
23:23move , man . I beg you , this is no way to
23:33live . I don't have FIFA . Don't enter
23:48his . Squint . Hey there . Ah . What's with
25:01this lag ? Greetings to Zuzik official ,
25:12here you go . Greetings to Zuzia . No ,
25:20how did this map win , since it was
25:21voted for ? No , I clicked it . Sorry . But
25:36I suspect this will be the last game ,
25:38because I still need to go . I'll take
25:44you with me . No , the guy is way too
25:57strong . Ah , he caught me . Okay . And
26:41such a good streak started from the
26:42beginning and it got screwed up . Ah .
27:08Damn . Why am I softing ? It won't do me
27:44any good . Can I even do anything at all
28:09? No , I don't play World of Tanks . I
28:27hit him for 48 . Not enough , because I
28:49can't see if someone is there . Yeah ,
28:55when they walk in front of the camera ,
28:57I can't see if someone is there or not .
29:10Good morning . I don't know what's
29:37happening here . Yeah . We have time for
30:03one more . You're not ready for this map
30:06. Not for the night map . This map is
30:17terrifying to me . Like , it's honestly
30:24super scary , but I'm just running out
30:25there because you can't see them at all
30:27. Wow . Okay . Cool . Good morning . I
31:36wanted to get a nice shot on him . They
32:09are just , I don't know . They have a bit
32:13too much skill . I'm fanning , I'm
32:33fanning . I understand . [ __ ] sniper .
32:53Yeah , I'm going to get mad at people
32:55just because they played better than me
32:57. Well , that's not S I have 5 HP . I'm a
34:13one-shot . To say the least . Oh , good
34:20morning . Ah . They are watching me like
36:12they have me in their sights . 3 HP , I
36:33can't do anything with that . Wow , I
36:48didn't expect that . Go to the main menu
36:54, change the camera view . We're going
36:59to go vroom vroom . Why ? Just because . I
37:11bet there will be lag again . I'm
37:15warning you , just so you know . Yes , I'm
37:21showing you the fact that I'm missing a
37:23nail . Oh well . Someday I'll get it
37:27fixed . When I feel like it . Feel like
37:29it . Oh , wait . The rabbit has to . Hey ,
37:44sweetie , you have to go . You know , I'm
37:52going to wash my hands . Soon . Laugh at
38:44the hamster , because it didn't even
38:51come out of the leg properly , it just
38:52literally leaned out , they're giving it
38:54fun . I wanted to go mushroom picking
39:24and the vision of going has been
39:25calling me for days . Besides the fact
39:29that it's calling me , well nothing is
39:32actually happening . We are going to do .
40:04Go out . Good morning . Hurry up , but I'm
40:11going , I'll be right back . It feels
40:15like that I died . The plan is that
40:31we're going to pick up Kacper , and
40:35later I don't know , wait , I have to
40:41turn off your WiFi , because it will be
40:43too Hey , Agia , hey , what's up ? Well ,
40:53Bluetooth connect will be on Bluetooth
40:55connect . Jeez , it's hot in the Dacia .
40:59Dacia , stop being so warm . Who drove my
41:06car that it's in gear ?
41:16I don't leave it in gear . Come on ,
41:27auntie , go . And it's moving . Ok . A bit
41:57crooked . Why is my door open ? On a
42:17driving test , I would have already
42:18failed . Luckily , I have that behind me .
42:22Well , even the best make mistakes . No ,
42:28that's [ __ ] . I'm in the forest ,
42:31nothing happened to anyone . It's going
43:02to end . Okay , so turn . That guy is
43:10driving without lights . Turn on the
43:12lights . I don't know how anyone can
43:18drive without lights , because when you
43:20don't have them on , the whole dashboard
43:22lighting stops working , so you actually
43:24see nothing on the dashboard , and
43:25that's easy to spot . Oh , and how was
43:31your vacation ? How was your vacation ?
43:34Did you have fun on vacation ? Turn the
43:38[ __ ] lights on in that Golf . Turn
43:52the lights on in the Golf . Someone tell
43:53him he has no lights on , dammit . Please
43:55, I'm gonna lose my mind . I can flash
44:00my brights at him , but I don't know if
44:02he'll get it . Lights on in that Golf .
44:13People . Oh , look at that . Bravo . I’m
44:20a nervous driver . Okay , No. No , I'm not
45:27playing . I stopped playing that because
45:31it’s too monotonous , like the same
45:33things keep happening . It’s always
45:43the same thing . No , the lady got off ,
45:51you have to let the lady go . No ,
45:59because today is market day and I'm
46:00driving through the center . [ __ ] , what
46:04a mess . Maybe it'll somehow work out
46:10there . Maybe we’re counting on it
46:18working . Yes it'll work . Either it
46:23works , or it doesn't . I’m not turning
46:29. Sit down here . It’s almost noon at
46:36the market . Done . No , okay , I was
46:49joking , more to come . How many people
46:51are there ? Holy [ __ ] . People , it’s
46:5312:00 and you’re still sitting at the
46:54market . Come on , drive , drive , drive ,
46:58you got stuck , so drive that Mercedes
47:01now . We have some kind of market ,
47:06especially on Fridays . On Tuesdays , not
47:08so much , but you know , on Fridays the
47:10municipal guard directs traffic , or
47:11people would kill each other , damn . And
47:13, no , I don’t know . People suddenly
47:20lose their minds and drive like idiots .
47:39Good morning . Hello . You in that
47:48Mercedes have like 200 horses , and
47:50you’re doing 20 an hour through town .
47:52Are you , I don't know . What the [ __ ] is
47:56the point of that car if you aren't
47:58using its potential . Where are you
48:01going , sir ? I’m very happy , sir . The
48:18way these cans are flying around . I
48:21have to grab them all and return to my
48:23little box for the deposit . Depo in the
48:37city center and we’re stuck at the
48:39lights . pa ta pa well [ __ ] Golf is
49:12in front of you . And I don't know . I
49:26don't know . People who own cars from
49:28these groups don't have them nowadays .
49:31Come on , drive with that goose . Maybe
49:37they don't have them . Just go , lady ,
49:56just go , no stress . Lady , don't [ __ ]
50:02around . You know that’s your first
50:10exit and you should’ve been signaling
50:12from the start , I don’t know , but if
50:14you don't know , I don't understand you .
50:16It’s the first exit . What ? lights .
50:39The phone got hit from the roof . Phone ,
50:44I’m begging you , stop it . Get it
50:50together . Just let me send a message . I
51:00, well , thank you , that’s nice of you
51:02. True , I swear quite a lot , but I’m
51:08just , I am who I am . You have a nice
51:13little lemon car . What is that ? A C4 ,
51:16just a newer one . A little C4 . Very
51:19nice . Like so I mean , it looks like it
51:30doesn't [ __ ] around . Jesus , no , why are
51:56you on the internet ? Hello Sir , you
52:34can't go without directions , because
52:40it's like we are waiting for Alumnet
53:11[ __ ] . What can I do ? But it's not
53:23heating up a bit I forgot it's mohair
54:09day today . Link , damn it ,
54:14Link and my internet is screwing me . I
54:23replied to you , and you're still
54:24sending me those emojis . I’m telling
54:26you , damn , I already replied . Just send
54:28it to me . We have 9 minutes I can mess
54:33around . No
54:36because some of them are one-way , you
54:38know .
54:40No , because you have signs on this side
54:42.
54:43There aren't , I mean there are , but no
54:50we'll figure it out . I see , because
54:53that Opel is parked there . Do you see
54:57anything ?
55:01You were a bit more .
55:02Yeah sorry , I have winter tires on . It
55:13keeps squeaking at me . Maybe I'll
55:16change them one day . I don't know . I
55:17should have done it a long time ago ,
55:19but they're just lying there and I
55:20couldn't be bothered . The garage is too
55:23expensive .
55:26I still have to pay 800 for insurance
55:28this month anyway . That's enough
55:31expenses for this car , you know . Damn
55:35it , that I
55:38well
55:39I was talking in my sleep .
55:43Okay .
55:43I was talking to my father in my sleep .
55:45I don't even know what I said . like .
55:55Well , what can you do ? Nothing you can
55:57do . And here I am , damn it , trying to
55:59go to sleep at 6:00 in the morning .
56:02Trying to fall asleep . It's not that
56:04Kasper poured cold water on me . But
56:07Martyna did . Why ? Because Martyna was
56:16already up . They went to the store ,
56:17they were bored . At 6:00 in the morning
56:20, they went for vodka and beer . And I
56:24even told them to buy bread and stuff
56:25for sandwiches , so I can make them ,
56:27because I know they won't eat anything
56:29otherwise .
56:31Yeah
56:32so he went to buy it .
56:33And where were you guys ? Oh , yeah . And
56:39relax , no , because I’m wondering how
56:44they went to the store . Actually , if
56:48they went to Lidl , they’d be close ,
56:50but if they went from Katrac , like to
56:52Swalu or somewhere , I’d be shocked by
56:54their willingness to walk . Sir , you
57:02have a bike path here . Get the hell out
57:04. did you see how he pulled out in
57:08front of me , he's just driving straight
57:10and then when I pass him , he decides to
57:12commit suicide , there's no crossing
57:14here okay we have 6 minutes well , drink
57:29you're almost home already And who is
57:37at home ?
57:38Father . So
57:41I don't know what I told him .
57:43Oh ,
57:44that's what I'm afraid of .
57:45Okay , that's what it's about . I'm
57:49saying , why are you stressing out ? I
57:58was talking in my sleep . He wanted to
58:02hug me , and I was sound asleep . He
58:04wanted to pull me towards him . No , he
58:08pulls me . He lets go , I know , I
58:11automatically fall back into my own
58:13damn spot .
58:17Clearly , I was sleeping well . Why the
58:21hell am I touching you . I know you
58:26didn't insult him . You're sleeping . I
58:32try talking to you , and you say screw
58:34off . Fine , okay . Nothing matters . No
58:38questions here . Sleeping . I don't know ,
58:44I don't know . He tried to check if I
58:46was sleeping , I guess .
58:48No , no , you don't want to .
58:49He tried to see if I was asleep . Like
58:54damn it . he was driving a Mercedes , a
58:57new Mercedes . 30 an hour , there's no
59:03way , take a redo .
59:07Fine . I'll park in the spot for the
59:11disabled , I still have to ask Kacper
59:13where ... is . I've got a buzz , but a nice
59:24one . I only wrote so late yesterday
59:31because I couldn't sleep at night and
59:33fell asleep at 2 PM , so that's why I
59:35wrote you have priority here . I get the
59:45feeling he didn't get it . Oh , he's at
59:48home . That's strange . He wasn't there
59:51yesterday .
59:52Exactly , that's why . Oh , he's coming
59:54out now . Better not run into him .
59:59You know , I am so
1:00:01okay . Now then , I need to figure out
1:00:14how I want to drive out . Uh oh , someone
1:00:21dinged Justyna's car . Okay , maybe here .
1:00:47That's our director . Our beloved dear
1:00:51director . I have priority here , but
1:00:59people don't get that we're in a block
1:01:00area and generally the one on the right
1:01:02has to go . But I'd rather stop , you
1:01:12know ? Now we'll catch him . We'll catch
1:01:21Kacper . That'll work . It'll be nice .
1:01:31from my vehicle stop . Don't yell at me .
1:01:38I know already . Keys , stay here . I know
1:01:42they're there , I left them here . And I
1:01:46won't text Kacper , because I don't have
1:01:48the chat bubble , and my phone
1:01:53overheated . Hey guys , for the safety of
1:01:58my little stream , you know , I'm not
1:02:04surprised it's lagging so much . So ,
1:02:07we'll talk later . Bye bye . I'm saying
1:02:13goodbye without a greeting , I'll do it
1:02:15sometime . I promise . M.