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0:00All rise for the honorable Judge
0:02Justice. Welcome to Love and Justice,
0:04the show where relationships bring their
0:07problems into the courtroom. Today we
0:09have Tori and Tion. Tori claims her
0:12psychic dreams prove her boyfriend Tion
0:14has been cheating. First, we'll hear
0:16opening statements.
0:17>> This is absolutely crazy
0:18>> and [music] he's aing Virgo.
0:20>> Then Bert and I will dive into evidence.
0:21Oh god, they're naturally.
0:24Then finally, I'll return the verdict.
0:27Now listen, I had a little bit of a
0:28bender last night.
0:30I uh I don't know, texted an ex. One
0:33thing led to another. Let's just say I'm
0:34not in the right mind. So, if we can get
0:36through this kind of quickly. [snorts]
0:37Let's start with some opening
0:38statements. Great. Yeah. I'm Tion. Um
0:42I've been with Tori for about 9 months
0:45and uh she claims to have supernatural
0:47powers. Because of this, she had a dream
0:50that I cheated on her, which is
0:52absolutely false. And uh thus broke up
0:56with me swiftly. And uh I want some
1:00justice.
1:01>> That's why we're here, brother.
1:02>> Thank you.
1:04>> Honestly,
1:04>> Tori, if you want to go ahead. I I hear
1:06you're you think there's some
1:07infidelity.
1:08>> I'm Tori. I'm a vegan. I am currently on
1:12a paleo diet.
1:13>> By the way,
1:14>> so my grandmother and my mother and I
1:16have always had the ability spiritually
1:18to be able to energy read or read. We're
1:21all guided by uh crystal stones, but
1:23we've always been able to um have very
1:25strong premonitions, a very strong
1:27intuition when it comes to
1:28circumstances. Essentially, I had this
1:30intuition and this premonition that he
1:32cheated. I mean, he did. I'm very upset
1:35that Tion has decided to bring me to
1:37court here today because he makes fun of
1:40just my practices and things that I do
1:42for my well-being. [music] I can't wait
1:45to just cleanse myself after this
1:46because honestly, this is
1:49it's a it's a lot. Um, let me get a
1:52quick debrief. Again, I'm running on
1:53fumes here. Uh, Baiff, can you just give
1:57me a quick rundown
2:00why I've gathered this um Asian female
2:03thinks she has supernatural powers? I
2:05think it's just paranormal poppycock
2:07about [music] this uh [ __ ] the black
2:09guy um apparently cheating on her from
2:13the dream/ premonition she claimed and
2:15he's saying this complete [ __ ]
2:16nonsense.
2:17>> Thank you. I I had the same assessment
2:19minus a couple words. But um
2:21>> Tori, let's hear what evidence you have
2:23today.
2:24>> So I come from a very long ancestry and
2:26cultural lineage uh Korean background to
2:29be exact. Very grand soul in you.
2:33>> My grandmother.
2:34>> So the joke that for the jury
2:36[clears throat]
2:37is it the capital right of South Korea
2:39is soul. That
2:41>> is correct.
2:41>> So when I say you got a lot of soul in
2:43you, it's actually a double joke because
2:45it's that she's also with a black guy.
2:48I'm going to read a couple of my entries
2:50and then I'm going to kind of just
2:52channel my energy here if that's okay in
2:54court to do.
2:55>> As long as you don't bring a demon.
2:57>> Uh July 11th, 2026, 5:30 a.m. What I
3:01thought would be a new [sighs and gasps]
3:03beginning has turned into a premature
3:06Saturn's return. Last night, I had a
3:08dream that Tion [music] was out her.
3:11>> Excuse me.
3:12>> I thought that in my mind, and you
3:14verbalized it. Excuse me.
3:16He was uh pleasuring this girl.
3:19>> Thank you. This is going to be a
3:20respectful courtroom.
3:22>> Have you had other dreams where um your
3:24boyfriend put his black chopstick inside
3:26your poo platter?
3:28>> Absolutely not.
3:29>> Interesting.
3:30>> Interesting. And thank you for
3:31clarifying that. Go ahead.
3:32>> I felt cold when she came. That's when I
3:35woke up.
3:36>> You said you woke up paralyzed [music]
3:38in fear and you were really cold.
3:40>> Exactly the moment when she came.
3:42>> Were you also wet?
3:43>> No.
3:43>> Sorry. So, there's certain things that
3:45we say in the courtroom that could get
3:47both of us sued.
3:48>> Oh.
3:49>> So, so asking asking if um our wonderful
3:52pliff um was uh might fall under that.
3:57>> I don't understand.
3:58>> Yeah. Sorry. He cheated on you in real
4:00life, but you just had an inkling that
4:02he did it.
4:02>> Yes. It was a premonition to be exact.
4:04My grandmother had the same thing about
4:06her husband, my grandfather.
4:08>> And then he came clean and was like, "I
4:10did cheat."
4:10>> To say he came clean, no. But he was
4:13confronted at the soul
4:14>> cuz you're South Korean. You said the
4:17soul thing. That's awesome. Okay, Tion.
4:19Uh, I understand you have some evidence
4:21or things you'd like to say as well.
4:23>> Yes. Um,
4:24>> I'm sorry. Hold on for one second. How
4:25do you spell your name? Uh, T E O N M N.
4:30Like a [ __ ]
4:33>> I mean, night.
4:35>> What's going on with you today? We
4:37throwing the N word around. Is it
4:39>> I'm black. It's kind of like what we do.
4:41Yeah, but it feels like you, you know,
4:43>> he's not wrong. I mean, I we we do that.
4:45You know what it is. [music]
4:47>> Yeah, we know what it is.
4:49>> We Okay, we know what it is.
4:52>> We We know what it is.
4:57All right,
4:58keep going.
4:59>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh we've been dating for 9
5:02months and uh it was great. Uh I have
5:05been an absolutely perfect gentleman. I
5:08hold the door open for her. Trying to
5:09make sure she doesn't get in that uh
5:10driver's seat cuz she's Asian woman,
5:12right?
5:13>> He can't drive her [ __ ] either.
5:14>> That's That is
5:15>> I'm making a racial joke right now. Can
5:16we please Sorry.
5:18>> Please. [music]
5:19>> I just If when people disrupt my racism,
5:21it
5:23>> Sorry. Go ahead.
5:24>> I come into my own home and it's just
5:27filled with incense.
5:29>> You said it's filled with incest.
5:31>> Sense. Sense. Incense.
5:33>> Incense.
5:34>> Oh, incense.
5:35>> About to say.
5:37>> Okay. And I believe in like zodiac stuff
5:41and no I'm it's cool. I'm a Virgo. I get
5:43it.
5:44>> He's a Virgo so he wouldn't get it.
5:46>> This is what I'm talking about.
5:47>> This is what we're talking about,
5:48brother.
5:48>> We
5:50uh brother. Love saying that.
5:53>> Brother
5:56go ahead Jamal.
5:58>> Okay. Just let that go. Uh I have
6:01extensive evidence as to why I think all
6:04of this is absolutely [ __ ] insane.
6:07Yeah,
6:08>> your honor, I have this picture of um
6:10Wiccan things.
6:14>> Uh Bert, can you please bring me the
6:16picture that he printed out on uh
6:19>> printer?
6:20>> Thank you, sir.
6:21>> Your honor, this is what my house is
6:24filled with constantly. And if you look
6:26very closely to the to the right, there
6:28is this little vial. It says he h he
6:32blessing something.
6:33>> I see that,
6:33>> right? Hikate is the Greek god of
6:36witchcraft, magic, and ghosts.
6:39>> You know what I'm talking about. [ __ ]
6:40don't [ __ ] with ghosts.
6:41>> Oh, we know what you're talking about.
6:43>> We Okay. Uh, so a lot of witchcraft in
6:47the home. Uh, okay. Well, let's let's
6:50get some witnesses. Uh, Tori, you
6:52brought a friend named Alex.
6:54>> Yes. She's also my twin flame and soul
6:56sister.
6:57>> Amazing. Um, she has some insight on the
6:59situation. Let's bring in Alex.
7:03Nice. Sorry.
7:07>> What was that about?
7:08>> I could see
7:11you're not I could see
7:14anyway. Alex.
7:16>> Hi, my name's Alex. I'm single and um
7:21I'm Cuban.
7:22>> Oh, dude. I'd smoke that cigar.
7:24>> I don't even care if it's illegal.
7:26>> Did you say you were single or taken?
7:28>> I'm single.
7:29>> So, you're not taken?
7:31>> No. Would you like to be?
7:32>> No, sir. No.
7:34>> Oh,
7:35>> okay.
7:37>> What? But I mean, that was just for him,
7:38right?
7:39>> Yeah. For you. I'll I'll consider it.
7:42>> Oh, the Lord knew today.
7:44>> Your case is looking good. Tori,
7:46>> can we get to the dang story? What are
7:48we doing, man? This is crazy.
7:50>> So, Tori um and I were going to go out
7:52one night and
7:54>> to the club before she met this
7:56douchebag. [music]
7:57>> Yeah, loser.
7:58>> I'm not I thought he was guilty the
8:00whole time, by the way. What the? Hold
8:01on, man.
8:03>> I ordered us an Uber, right? All our
8:05friends got in the car and Tori [music]
8:08clutches her necklace and she's like,
8:10I'm not feeling good energy from this
8:11Uber driver. We need to get out. And I'm
8:13like, Tori, what's going on? Like, come
8:15on. We're already in the car. Let's go.
8:17But I still listen to my sister and and
8:19this guy got in an accident that night.
8:22This girl's intuition's nuts.
8:24>> It's awesome.
8:27>> Throw that away. He's a Gemini.
8:28>> I'm a Virgo. No, you're not. That's even
8:31worse.
8:31>> My guy. Dude.
8:33>> Huh?
8:34>> Why aren't you all?
8:34>> You're guilty, dude. There's nothing I
8:36can do.
8:36>> Remember, I'm a Scorpio. The wing you
8:38want.
8:39>> Sorry, Alex. I appreciate you.
8:41>> All right. Can I go now?
8:42>> You can go anywhere you'd like. I'll
8:44follow. Huh? Wait in the parking lot.
8:45It's the nice car.
8:46>> What?
8:46>> Exactly. You can go anywhere you want,
8:48including my bedroom. Stop.
8:52>> What the hell was that?
8:53>> You ever hit both?
8:54>> I mean, uh,
8:55>> no.
8:59Oh god, they're natural.
9:01>> Okay, they seem a little enhanced, but I
9:03[ __ ] with it.
9:03>> Yeah, same here.
9:06>> All right.
9:08>> Okay. Oh, looks like we have another
9:09witness. Actually, Tori's grandfather,
9:12but being called up by you.
9:15>> Yes.
9:15>> Why would you call my grandfather?
9:17>> You know why?
9:18>> No. Why would you bring his energy into
9:20here? Why would
9:20>> Because he has to deal with the same
9:22thing that I do with his wife. Are you
9:25kidding me? You can't see that? I would
9:27like to call in her grandfather.
9:29>> Let's bring him in.
9:35>> Can you translate welcome to the
9:36courtroom to Korean?
9:38>> What the actual [ __ ]
9:42>> Say what?
9:43>> Oh my god. Sorry. Uh, hi.
9:46>> Hi there.
9:47>> How'd you learn that?
9:48>> Learn what?
9:49>> Like the god's language.
9:52>> What?
9:52>> I was born here.
9:54>> Uh, not the way you just said that.
9:56What's your name, sir?
9:57>> Martin.
9:58>> We don't know what you said. You want to
9:59talk to the guy?
9:59>> It's Martin. It's Martin.
10:02>> Okay, sir.
10:03>> Tell her about what you have to deal
10:06with in your wife's relationship.
10:09>> I loved your grandmother, but you know,
10:12she was she had all weird things about
10:14her.
10:15>> Was it arranged or do they what was how
10:17do they do it over there?
10:19>> No,
10:19>> I made a soul joke earlier. You would
10:21appreciate it.
10:22>> She had these premonitions, too. And she
10:25had these feelings about me cheating on
10:28her. Same thing with with you, Tion.
10:31>> Were you born in the north side or the
10:33south?
10:33>> What?
10:34>> I was born on Lower East Side Manhattan.
10:38>> Tion's a great guy. Obviously, you had
10:40something going.
10:41>> Yes. Yes, that's
10:42>> So, why not continue it?
10:44>> Essentially, you're saying his wife,
10:46your grandmother, used to always have
10:48premonitions and he never cheated. So,
10:50that proves that you never cheated.
10:52>> Yes. It's all in their heads.
10:54Okay, great. Thank you, guy.
10:59Okay. Um, listen, I have got a I got an
11:02expert sometimes that comes in on on
11:04different topics. Um, let's bring in
11:06Steve.
11:09>> Hey, brother. [music] Good to see you.
11:10Nice to see you again.
11:11>> Yeah, we got a classic uh she says
11:14stuff. He doesn't like a situation.
11:16>> Of course.
11:16>> Steve, do you mind kind of just telling
11:18the courtroom who you are, what you do?
11:21>> Yes. up. My name is Steve Crawford and
11:24I'm a medium of psychic. I'm also an
11:26expert on exposing fake psychics because
11:30of my background and training in
11:32trickery and in part of the expression
11:35witchcraft and psychic phenomenon.
11:37>> Yeah. So, this is a guy I uh we did some
11:40TUC back in ' 04 together and
11:42>> ever since then I I started seeing a
11:44couple things and I trusted him with my
11:46life.
11:47>> Stevie Boy, give him help. With the
11:48court's permission, I would like to warm
11:50up by demonstrating
11:51>> other you want to.
11:53>> Okay. We knew that was going to happen
11:55before it happened. It was either it or
11:58the flag. And I'm not going to knock
11:59over a flag.
12:00>> Hey, [laughter]
12:01God hearing America. Huh? So, your
12:04honor, members of the jury,
12:07my ba friend, this is the part where we
12:11will determine whether this young lady
12:13has an above average psychic ESP skill
12:17for this demonstration.
12:20You are going to name the colors. Just
12:22start rapid fire as they go. Go.
12:24>> Red,
12:26black, red, red, black, black. Red, red,
12:34black, red, black.
12:39>> Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say
12:41something.
12:43You were phenomenal. [music]
12:44You told me these were red.
12:53I really don't like touching zakods.
12:55Would you take these, please? Um, and
12:57come over here where I'm standing. Just
12:59one at a time, please. his face out just
13:01like I did.
13:04>> Guilty. He's guilty, right?
13:06>> I have never seen a demonstration this
13:09strong in all of my career. [applause]
13:14>> I believe it.
13:15>> That he cheated.
13:16>> Got to be
13:17>> cheater. Are you kidding me? That's
13:19crazy, dude. What are you talking? You
13:22know what? It's fine.
13:22>> LaMarcus, I had someone who's a
13:25professional come in and tell me magic
13:28stuff. My name is not the Marcus dog.
13:31>> Tion, right?
13:33>> Thank you.
13:33>> With an N like in Nick Knight.
13:35>> Thanks everybody. Clap it up. Magic guy.
13:38[applause]
13:39>> Thank you.
13:41>> Thank you for having me. I like this
13:43judge.
13:43>> Thanks. I like you too, brother.
13:45>> You actually
13:47send me a dime. Magic guy said she's
13:49good.
13:50>> That's cool. It's It's a cool trick.
13:53>> She's back crazy. There there hasn't
13:55been a thing today that's made any sense
13:56to me. But she had an absolute smoke
13:59show walk through this courtroom who I'm
14:01trying to get intimate with.
14:04So it's not looking good for you. Uh
14:06basically I'm probably going to side
14:08with whatever she's going to say so I
14:10could um act like a credit card and get
14:13inside that slit. You know [laughter]
14:14what I mean? Huh?
14:15>> Hell yeah. Listen, I'm going to let the
14:18jury ask one question to each of you and
14:20then we're just going to wrap this thing
14:22up. Go ahead.
14:24Keon, who is Daniel,
14:28Marcus, Demarcus, Jamal,
14:32Tog Dog? No,
14:34>> they're just nicknames that your honor,
14:36Justice, gave me. That's not my name.
14:40>> What's your name?
14:41>> Tion.
14:42Little Tion?
14:43>> Nope.
14:44>> Lamar?
14:45>> Nope.
14:45>> Dan?
14:47>> Okay. Is this really the question that
14:48y'all want to ask?
14:49>> We're in the courtroom. It's a question.
14:50>> Help us decide.
14:51>> Cool. You want to uh ask the girl
14:53something?
14:54>> It's Tori. Tori, can you um describe the
14:58sex dream in as much detail as possible?
15:01>> Yes.
15:01>> Especially the oral sex part.
15:03>> Yeah, I have it right here.
15:04>> Is it okay if I have Bert read this?
15:07>> Yeah, sure.
15:07>> Oh, excellent. Can I record this?
15:10>> Okay.
15:10>> Yeah. Huh? Can I record this?
15:12>> Yeah, feel free.
15:13>> All right. July 11, 2026
15:16at 5:30 a.m. Last night, I had a dream
15:20that Tion was out dot dot dot her. All
15:26right, ellipsies. Okay, in his car while
15:29he was pleasuring her, I felt trapped.
15:31He stopped using ice cubes to help me.
15:34Ironically, I felt cold when I woke up.
15:36Right when Ava orgasmmed.
15:40Today I'm going to take care of myself
15:45and do some Reiki even though it's not
15:48Tuesday. Okay. Thank you, Bert. No
15:51problem.
15:52>> Okay. I got to talk to the jury about
15:54what I'm going to do with him. So, why
15:55don't you two head out that door and uh
15:58we'll call you back in when needed. Uh
16:00>> thank you, your honor.
16:02>> Of course. If you see that little dime
16:03piece out there,
16:06>> that's not [ __ ] happening.
16:07>> What?
16:10I didn't like that.
16:11>> Uh, yeah. What do we think?
16:13>> Well, Alex is very hot.
16:15>> So, [music]
16:16I mean, I don't know. I think it's open
16:18and shut.
16:19>> I'm hoping to open the clam and and and
16:20feel the clam with that statement when
16:22she left. I have a fear that clam's
16:24closed.
16:24>> I agree. Yeah.
16:26>> So, it's like, why are we going to help
16:27this crazy witch if I can't even hit?
16:30>> Anyway, anybody else got opinions?
16:32>> I mean, I'm on Ton's side. I feel like
16:34uh having a dream someone cheated isn't
16:36like valid proof, you know? He seems
16:38like a [music] seems like a good guy.
16:40>> Yeah.
16:40>> And he's black. So,
16:42>> I'm going that definitely matters.
16:43>> Yeah.
16:44>> Yeah. Yeah. We got to stick together. We
16:46have to stick together.
16:47>> I still have to wait in my chart.
16:49>> Oh, yeah. I mean, she's crazy, but
16:53you're hitting it off with her. So, even
16:55if you don't side with her, I think
16:58probably hit it [music] off and go on a
17:00date, something, you know.
17:01>> Well, no, not Al. I I want Alex. I don't
17:03want
17:03>> No, not her. I'm saying you guys were
17:05hitting it off. I saw you. Okay, let's
17:08bring back in um them.
17:12Thank you, homeboy. Uh great. Uh jury,
17:15can I get your birth?
17:16>> Oh,
17:18here you go, your honor.
17:19>> Thank you. [music]
17:25In the case of Tori [music]
17:29against my brother,
17:32we the jury find
17:34Oh, Tion. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Yes.
17:39That's That's my That's my name. Yes.
17:41You got it. Thank you.
17:43>> Not guilty for the crime of infidelity.
17:47>> Oh, here.
17:48>> Yeah.
17:48>> Let's give that one.
17:49>> Come on. Come on. Let's give it to Give
17:50it to me. Give it up.
17:53>> They always have such cool handshakes.
17:55Uh so, so, so Tori, you do have a
17:57punishment for coming in here and lying
17:59on a great black man's name. To punish
18:02you for these false allegations, I
18:05sentence you to a baptism to rid you of
18:09your witchcraft and demonism. Bert,
18:12please
18:14grab the tank.
18:23Father priest, it is wonderful to have
18:25you in my courtroom once again to
18:27deliver one of your miraculous baptisms.
18:30We here have a demon, a disgusting
18:33witch, and I need to rid her of all her
18:38malice.
18:39>> I'm a Pisces, so I like water, but this
18:40is not it.
18:41>> You want to get waterboarded today?
18:43Well,
18:44>> there's a curse put on you.
18:45>> What? Whoa. Don't worry. I can undo it
18:49with my African voodoo. Do it. Do it
18:51now.
19:01Thank you.
19:03>> That was a bunch of [ __ ]
19:04>> All right, get her wet.
19:06>> This evil spirit that has invaded your
19:09body must be removed so that your soul
19:14can go back to Korea.
19:16[applause]
19:18>> A call back joke. He did a call back
19:20joke which is awesome. And to your
19:22divine creator, step in front of the
19:24font, please.
19:37In the name of the evil one
19:40that has allowed you to avoid
19:44love and hope,
19:45>> son of the devil.
19:46>> I know he cheated on me. This is
19:48literally full of [ __ ] This is
19:49literally full of [ __ ] You guys are
19:51doing this cuz I'm a Pisces.
19:52>> Magician made me here now somehow. A
19:55magician guy. He did magic. I was over
19:57there moments ago and now I'm
20:00interest.
20:09I baptize you in the name
20:13of the high one,
20:17the low one.
20:20and the spooky one.
20:25>> I'm not 100% sure who he was praying to
20:27really.
20:28>> Your honor, are you questioning my
20:30>> No, sir. No, sir.
20:31>> Uh, Father Priest.
20:32>> Uh, Father Priest,
20:34>> I I'm sorry, but you look so much like
20:36my actual father. That's uncanny.
20:39>> And he's also um a Christian in that
20:42case that wants to teach the Bible.
20:43>> I left your mother.
20:45>> Oh, yeah. My actual dad did, too. Bert,
20:47I think he is your dad. Well, that's a
20:49mixup. Sorry about that bird. Huh.
20:52Interesting.
20:53>> Well, this has been Love and Justice.
20:56Thank you guys for coming back to
20:57another episode where we solved love
20:59once again. All rise for honorable Judge
21:01Justice who's leaving.
21:08>> William, this is yours.
21:13[music]