REVEALING MY BABIES NAME! -You Should Know Podcast- Episode 236

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0:10podcast episode 236. You will never hear

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0:31DUDE. OKAY. I'm trying to bring it back.

0:34>> Yeah. You're you're a good man. You're a

0:35man. He's a man of the people.

0:37>> I'm trying to reel it in and I can't I

0:39can't because the way the old intro used

0:42to be

0:43>> it was very structured, right?

0:45>> Very much so.

0:46>> And it was like, okay, Cam's not in here

0:47yet. I can It's okay for me to have a

0:50full filibuster straight to my camera.

0:52>> But now it's awkward cuz what do you do?

0:54The whole time I sit here,

0:55>> I just sit here and play with my

0:56goodies. I literally just sit here and

0:58go, "Oh, okay." I'm just sitting up.

1:00Yeah, we got both.

1:02Oh, press comment section.

1:04>> Hey everybody. I just sit here in

1:06silence. It's awkward.

1:07>> Yeah, let's try it. Okay, so we're going

1:09to see how Cam could try to not be

1:11awkward during the intro. If we try to

1:12bring back the old intro, you want to

1:14you ready?

1:14>> Here we go.

1:15>> Hey everybody, welcome back to the You

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1:35back in the studio. It seems terrible.

1:38I'm just sitting here like a little

1:39prisoner the whole time. It's not fun.

1:41You you you have you've blessed me with

1:43being here from the rip from the push of

1:45the button. So to hell with the intro,

1:47honestly. Let's start it. Let's start a

1:49petition.

1:49>> That dude that mic's too long.

1:50>> IT SHRUNK. IT DEFINITELY FELL. IT

1:53definitely fell. You have like a curse

1:55with microphone stands. Like that

1:57microphone stand is good. It works.

1:58>> I was like this. I was like I think this

2:00is better. That's good. That's That's

2:02peak.

2:02>> That is really good.

2:04>> How was your How was your week?

2:05>> It doesn't matter.

2:06>> But I had a question about you. You

2:08brought up playing with yourself and you

2:10said you you were feeling to see if they

2:12were both there. And now this is a

2:13brotherly moment, right? I want to have

2:15and it might be a little inapprop. I'm

2:16good for an inapprop.

2:19You're about to unleash an honest king.

2:20>> Now, have you ever done the deed right?

2:23the few times you have probably the six

2:24times in your life you've done the deal.

2:26>> Yeah. One of the six times I've had

2:27>> Yeah.

2:27>> Two of them resulted in children.

2:30>> Right. Did you ever lo like at the at

2:33the end of your production? Right.

2:34Whenever you said hurrah.

2:36>> Yeah. Hurrah. Right. And you said

2:38>> job is done.

2:39>> Oh

2:39>> yeah. Did you ever lose one

2:42>> a whole lose? I don't know about a lose.

2:44Like a little slippage though. Like it

2:45kind of went off tilt. A little

2:46offkilter like it kind of like the whole

2:48plane like a earthquake almost like the

2:50both tectonic there one slipped under

2:52the other. We're talking about one of

2:53your oos, one of your yo-yos.

2:55>> Yeah, they they

2:56>> got went up to your gut and it's gone.

2:58>> No, dude. No,

2:59>> I had an empty nest one time.

3:00>> Having bionic climaxes. You're You're

3:02losing a nut.

3:03>> I lost both of them.

3:04>> You took that way too literal. You were

3:06like, "UH,

3:08like the actual nuts like

3:12and now I'm [clears throat] here to pick

3:13up my trousers." And as I look down, my

3:15buddies are gone. And I go, I feel them

3:18gone. Like something's missing. You had

3:20a balloon down there. You said a like a

3:22like a balloon. My my buddies are gone.

3:26So your ball sack felt like a balloon.

3:28It was just it was just skin. I was just

3:30skin. And I want to know to my boys in

3:32the comments, dude. And I was I

3:35literally like elasticated and I wasn't

3:38It [laughter] WAS JUST FLAT.

3:39>> BRO, THAT IS INSANE.

3:40>> I lost them. I lost him. They came back.

3:42Gravity Doberman pinch her. Like you had

3:44she got twisted on her.

3:46>> What do you I don't understand how you

3:47lost them. That's that that's medical

3:50condition. That's something. No.

3:51Something went wrong that night.

3:52Something went wrong. Did she have

3:53voodoo dolls? Did she have something?

3:54She

3:54>> No, no, no, no. Oh god, dude. I I You're

3:57Wow. Now, I want to piggyback on a

3:59detail.

3:59>> It's like a tongue or a finger went too

4:01far or something. I almost threw up. I

4:04almost threw up thinking about going.

4:06[laughter]

4:08>> This is inappropriate. Okay. Now, you

4:11said right when you finished, right when

4:13the red

4:13>> We can't keep doing this.

4:14>> No, no, no. This is not about that.

4:15Right when the credits ended, you said

4:17you immediately went to pull up your

4:18trousers.

4:19>> Yeah. Now I'm right there with you. Have

4:21you ever been that type of gal that just

4:24that just I mean basks in your nudity

4:26after the

4:27>> Yeah. When I'm in love.

4:28>> Oh, dude. I'm I mean I I'm in love with

4:30Olivia. Olivia's never seen me butt

4:32naked sitting relishing in our aftermath

4:34for more than 15 seconds.

4:36>> Oh, you're ashamed of

4:37>> Oh, dude. No, it's just it's it's a very

4:39like you feel gross or

4:40>> No, no. It's more of like I I quickly

4:42recede like I [laughter] like

4:45>> like like F1 mock speed. I go back to

4:48shrivel and it's like it's

4:50>> Oh, you're embarrassed.

4:51>> Oh, not my physical stature as a man. My

4:53pecker.

4:54>> Yeah, I know you're embarrassed about

4:55him.

4:55>> Oh, yeah.

4:56>> Oh, no.

4:56>> Oh, yeah.

4:57>> Oh, no. No. No.

4:58>> No. I'm like, no. No. What you just had

5:00and and and enjoyed is not here anymore.

5:02>> Really?

5:02>> You cannot see this.

5:04>> Yeah. No.

5:04>> Kim, you've been together for 10 years.

5:06>> Oh, I know. It's It's I don't know, man.

5:08I insecurities.

5:09>> I don't know if it's cuz Sarah's a

5:10nurse, but like I let Sarah look at my

5:12like my wink star if she needs to. Like,

5:14I don't care.

5:17>> [laughter]

5:17>> I want to say something. So, it will get

5:19cut, but I want

5:19>> No, don't cut because he just had a long

5:21>> M. It It will. So, I can't I cannot say

5:23>> But but but I'm saying like I don't I

5:24don't find embarrassment in my partner

5:26anymore. Like I don't No, no. Like I

5:28don't either accept in that. Like that's

5:30the only And it's a weird I think it's

5:32just the correlation of like literally

5:3530 seconds ago I was my best. Like I was

5:38at peak performance

5:40>> game seven and right now I'm I'm back to

5:42a rookie. You must have a lot of

5:44differentiation. Like that's space from

5:45A to B. big grower. Oh, I don't show

5:48much. Really? Oh, I've said it. I've

5:49said it for years on the podcast. You

5:51pants me in public. You A, you have to

5:52die and then B I have to move. Like I

5:55You want to talk about a digital

5:56footprint? Holy that foot. It'd be like

5:58a like a infant footprint. It'd be like

6:00a itty bitty little digital footprint.

6:02Yeah. I mean, that'd be that's something

6:03you can't live down to be honest. I'm

6:05not going to lie. It's very much shower.

6:07>> Yeah. Day or

6:08>> No, but I sit in it. I sit in it.

6:10>> I fall asleep. You know, I fall asleep.

6:14>> No,

6:15>> we can't tell the story. Oh yeah. No,

6:16that's

6:17>> I I'm I'm

6:18>> You are You're

6:19>> I love Sarah.

6:20>> Carol Osborne, you are a Green Goblin.

6:22>> I love Sarah Soma. I'll snore. I'll hit

6:24I I'm known to Dude,

6:27>> I fall asleep while it's out.

6:29>> You did that.

6:32>> That's so That is so bad. Oh, okay. I

6:35don't care. Okay,

6:36>> I don't care. I love her.

6:37>> I have a story. Okay,

6:39>> that happened literally 45 minutes ago.

6:42Okay. In the bathroom.

6:46We were in the bathroom 45 minutes ago.

6:48>> Yeah.

6:49>> 45 minutes ago.

6:50>> I'm I assume roughly 30.

6:53>> Are you out of your mind? Okay. It was

6:54over an hour ago. But it's definitely I

6:56was in the bathroom 6 minutes ago.

6:58>> No. No. We've been here for 12.

7:00>> Then I was in the bathroom 12 minutes

7:01ago. But

7:02>> No, you weren't.

7:04>> It doesn't matter.

7:05>> But your gauge of time is bad.

7:08>> You You think it was almost an hour

7:10since I've been in the bathroom. Since

7:11you've been in the bathroom.

7:12>> You left? Roughly roughly an hour.

7:15>> You cannot be serious.

7:16>> A lot's happened in between that. And

7:18people that

7:18>> nothing happened in between that.

7:19>> People that use military time that

7:21aren't in the military or nurse are

7:22performative and I want to I it really

7:24bothers me and I just want to put that

7:26out. Like police officers use it. I was

7:27watching this dash cam video and he was

7:30getting a statement from somebody who

7:32got punched and he was like, "All right,

7:34interview concluded at 18." And I was

7:36like

7:36>> 1838. Thank you, sir. And have a good

7:38one.

7:39>> I was like, "Bro, it's noon. Shut up,

7:40Conor."

7:41>> Yeah. Okay. Go ahead.

7:41>> Okay. So, I went to the bank. I went to

7:44the bank to do a quick withdrawal and I

7:46was already down here. I got here

7:47earlier, so I figured, let me knock it

7:49out real quick. Now, I go in here

7:50thinking it's going to be, "Hey, bada

7:51bing, bada boom. Here's my ID and card.

7:53Thank you for my money. Goodbye." Right

7:54>> now, I walk in.

7:56>> Mhm.

7:56>> And [snorts] there's an old man.

7:58>> How old are we talking?

8:00>> Um,

8:01based on appearance, I'd say 70s.

8:04>> Okay.

8:04>> Old man.

8:04>> Yeah.

8:05>> And this very much made me think of you.

8:08How you said you're gonna have respect

8:09for no one when you're old and

8:11>> oh borderline racist

8:13>> to my own kind to everybody's kind like

8:15I'm hate basically I'm gonna be

8:17everything.

8:18>> Absolutely.

8:18>> So this man's sitting there and he's at

8:20the teller.

8:21>> Yeah.

8:21>> And it's just

8:23that's how he sounds.

8:27>> He's talking to his spirit at this point

8:28>> and he had he now he's on a walker. All

8:30right.

8:30>> Oh assisted walking.

8:31>> And he has a he has a person with him I

8:33think.

8:33>> A handler.

8:34>> I'm not sure if she is handler is crazy.

8:37I'm not sure if she's with him or if

8:39she's with the bank, but it starts

8:41getting louder, right? And I'm like,

8:43there's no way he's about to do this.

8:44There's no way. And then it gets just

8:47blatantly aggressive.

8:48>> He goes, "OH, NO. NO. I ain't leaving

8:50till they give me my money. This is my

8:53money."

8:54>> Oh, no.

8:55>> And I go, "Oh god, this is happening."

8:56>> Oh, God.

8:56>> Payton, [snorts]

8:59this went on for 20 minutes.

9:01>> Mhm.

9:01>> An armed officer showed up. That's a

9:04lot. the old man. [laughter]

9:07I recorded this.

9:08>> No, you did not.

9:09>> Now, I'm not gonna show it for the sake

9:10of his face, but can I just play the

9:12audio?

9:12>> 100%.

9:12>> So, this is like a 10 second clip. Just

9:15listen to what this man, this 14

9:16seconds. Listen to what this man was

9:18saying.

9:26>> Listen again.

9:27>> I

9:29take your gun from you, mother.

9:32He told the officer, "I'll take your gun

9:34from you, mother."

9:36>> He said, "I'll beat your too."

9:38>> Oh, and he literally he's First of all,

9:41who's getting him that upset?

9:42>> I don't know.

9:43>> You can't get This is a Bang's fault AT

9:45THAT POINT.

9:45>> OH, I DON'T KNOW. AT IT'S LIKE A

9:47TODDLER. You just lie to him like, you

9:49know, like and I think that's what he

9:51was upset at cuz he goes, "What the you

9:53mean YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM [screaming] I

9:55GOT $2 MILLION IN Y'ALL'S BANK?"

9:58>> He said that.

9:58>> Yeah. Oh, he's a liar.

9:59>> I said, "Oh, the guy isn't a lunatic." I

10:01said, "Sir, you don't have $2." He said,

10:03"I GOT $2 MILLION in this bank. The you

10:06MEAN IS I'MMA WHOOP ALL Y'ALL."

10:08>> And he's saying all these things and

10:10he's not stopping. And the handler woman

10:12is trying to like

10:13>> slowly push his cart toward the door. He

10:16goes, "Get off of me."

10:20>> He [gasps] goes, "PARDON MY LANGUAGE,

10:22BUT I will slap the out of you if you

10:25don't get off of me." And I'm like, "Oh

10:27my god." And the officer, that's when he

10:29jumps in. He goes, "Hey, hey, to like

10:32immediately everyone else is like, "Sir,

10:33you need to leave." Like really

10:34corporate, "Sir, you need to Sorry, I'm

10:36sir. We're not going to be able to serve

10:38you today. We have the right to refuse.

10:39You're going to need to get a bank, by

10:40the way. This is best food. We have the

10:42right to say no, and you're going to

10:44need to leave." Officer goes, "Hey, hey,

10:46enough of that, bro. Way too loud and

10:47you're way too old for this." He goes,

10:49"Who the do you think you are?" HE SAID,

10:52"I'LL WHOOP YOUR" And the officer goes,

10:55"I'd hate to see you try to do that."

10:57He's literally like, "I would you up."

10:58And I was like, "Oh, man. I understand

11:01you got to set the precedent, but oh,

11:02come on." He goes, "Oh, you think you

11:04took come here."

11:06>> And he's he's like literally

11:08>> I love that.

11:09>> So it it it does not end. It is not

11:11ending. Everyone's looking around. He's

11:13refusing to leave. He's like, "I I now I

11:15told you I'm not leaving without my

11:18money."

11:19>> And now I get up

11:21>> and now I'm at the teller and the woman

11:24behind it is a it's a young lady,

11:25probably our age, and she chuckles,

11:27right? because it's it's one of those

11:28situations. She hits a laugh. So to make

11:30her feel less awkward, I laugh with her.

11:32I go, "Yeah."

11:33>> He goes, "WHO'S LAUGHING?" AND I SAID,

11:36"OH." I said, "Here we go." HE SAID,

11:39"SEE, YOU MOTHER THINK IT'S FUNNY. I'LL

11:41BEAT EVERYBODY'S in this bank. I will

11:45beat your So, at this point, I'm like

11:48I'm weighing the pros and cons." I go,

11:50"Oh, man." I go,

11:52>> I think I have to look at like you have

11:54to you got to see this as a man. I have

11:55to look. It's

11:56>> like looking at a car crash. God forbid.

11:57You got to look.

11:58>> I go look. He goes, "YEAH, YOU TOO." He

12:01said, "I'll beat your if she doesn't

12:04find me my money. I don't care. She can

12:06grab it out of I need my money. I'll

12:09beat your ass." And I just went,

12:11"Okay, okay." And I go back to him. He

12:14goes, "You think I'm playing?" And I was

12:15like, "This old guy's going to put hands

12:16on. This is not going to end well. I

12:18don't know what to do. What do you do in

12:19that situation? I cannot fight him back.

12:20He's 70. He's

12:21>> And you're a little scared."

12:22>> And he physically Oh, I'm not scared.

12:24>> You're a little scared. Your heart's

12:25racing a little bit.

12:26>> I'm not scared in the

12:27>> You're a little scared. I know you.

12:28>> I'm not scared in the

12:29>> You're a little You're a little scared,

12:31>> Peyton. When you see this man,

12:33>> I can just hear him. I know what he

12:34looks like.

12:35>> I took a picture of him, too. I'm going

12:36to show you off camera. He is the least

12:39scary man ever.

12:39>> But I know you you're a

12:42>> Wow. Wow. And I'm sitting there just

12:44like

12:45>> Yeah.

12:46>> [ __ ] I'm like, I don't know what I

12:47don't know what to do if this guy comes

12:48up to me. Then first off, I was like,

12:49they're not going to let it happen. And

12:50he just goes, yeah, that's what I

12:52thought. And I was like, I'm going just

12:53have to take that.

12:54>> Got you. He got you. I got my money and

12:56I start to walk out. HE GOES, HOW THE

12:58YOU GIVE HIM HIS MONEY? He goes, HE DID

13:01THE SET. [screaming] OH, I'M ABOUT TO

13:03KILL YOU. He [laughter] said that. And I

13:05said, "Yeah, have a good day." And I

13:06walked out. It was so funny, dude. I

13:09need you to look at

13:10>> Yeah. I need a reaction to the I need to

13:12see this guy's picture cuz I have I'm

13:14imagining Uncle Ruckus.

13:15>> Yeah. It's not far off.

13:18>> Oh. Oh, no. He's a little he he's a

13:21little Yeah,

13:23>> he's got a hole in his head. [laughter]

13:24>> Yeah, he does. That's labbotomy. My

13:27grandpa got a labbotomy. You know that,

13:29right? Is he missing a nub?

13:31>> No, he's just missing some

13:32>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. God bless him.

13:34He's going through it.

13:35>> Yeah.

13:36>> I think you ignored what I just said.

13:37>> What? Your your grandpa's missing a nub?

13:39>> No. No. Your Oh, labboto.

13:40>> And my grandpa got a labbotomy cuz he

13:43was left-handed in black. He's like 13

13:46or something. Yeah. It was tough for our

13:49people back in the day. You got a like a

13:51You You know how crazy that is? They're

13:53like, "Oh, you're black and left-handed.

13:54We got to drill into your skull."

13:58>> Like, that's crazy. RP RP.

14:01>> That is absolutely insane. And I was not

14:03laughing at the circumstances or the the

14:05telling history.

14:06>> What were you laughing at people? It was

14:07[laughter] just a funny I was there's

14:08something in my head. Oh, what's funny?

14:09>> No, it was a joke in my head I was going

14:10through. It was It's an inside joke.

14:12You're not You're not in the circle.

14:13It's an inside. You wouldn't understand

14:14it. You would understand it.

14:15>> Just say it out loud cuz somebody might

14:16get in. Okay. Labbotomy.

14:20>> Something kind of similar to me

14:21happened. I was at a CVS. Um, this is

14:23very local to the people that are

14:25listening to this and don't understand.

14:26I was in a I was in Grapevine, which is

14:29far from where I am at, right? So, just

14:32out there for something. And I went to a

14:33CVS.

14:34>> Okay.

14:34>> And so, I was [snorts] in there. I was

14:35looking at uh toys cuz I'm I'm a 27y old

14:38man that goes to Grapevine CVS to look

14:40for toys. It's like an hour out from me.

14:42>> I can I just say one time for the record

14:44real quick? You go back to it. I really

14:46do sometimes hate you. How do you end up

14:49in a CVS for toys

14:51>> of I mean you want to talk for something

14:53else but I've stumbled upon the toy.

14:56>> Plan B. Okay, gotcha. Oh, $55.98 charge

14:59right to that debit card. Oh, I got you

15:01now. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, they sell

15:03morning after pills at 7-Eleven.

15:06It's literally called 7-Eleven morning

15:07after pills. Now, if you get that, you

15:09might as well

15:11I was about to say something crazy.

15:12>> You're at CVS in Great.

15:14>> Yeah. And this guy, he kind of looked

15:16like um an older version of the guy that

15:19hid pickles under his tongue from

15:20Spongebob,

15:21>> built the same exact way, like

15:23triangular and flat and just was walking

15:25past me.

15:27>> And he goes, "Hey, man." And I go,

15:30"Hello." And he goes, "You from

15:32Grapevine?" And I go, "No, I actually

15:34live in Xtown about an hour away." He

15:36goes, "Yeah." He goes, "Do you know the

15:39restaurant down here? Right. Right down

15:41here."

15:42>> And I go, "Nope." And he goes, "They

15:43just built it. It's a brewery. They go,"

15:46he goes, "It got shut down. It just

15:48opened up two months ago." And I go,

15:50"Oh, I wonder why that is." And he goes,

15:52"They have a hard time keeping

15:55restaurants in there." And he gave me a

15:5726 year history of that building.

15:58>> No, he did not.

15:59>> A 26-year history about that building.

16:02And I literally was like, "Mhm.

16:05Mhm.

16:06>> You defin Oh, you definitely doing

16:07this."

16:07>> Oh, no. No. Yeah.

16:08>> Oh. Oh. Oh. After 12 seconds, I didn't

16:10make eye contact. And then so as I think

16:13he realized he was running out of breath

16:15and I was running out of patience. And

16:17so he left and went to a different

16:19aisle. And you know what I heard him

16:20say? Hey, you from Grapevine?

16:23>> Oh god.

16:24>> To a different person. I heard, "Hey,

16:26you from Grapevine." Three different

16:27times. Hey, you from Grapevine?

16:34I hate people that talk to me in public.

16:36Like, you know what I'm saying? And I

16:37kind of hate you for that, too. You do

16:39that, too.

16:40>> What? I hate people that strike up

16:42random conversations with strangers.

16:44>> Why? I First off, I don't strike up.

16:46>> Yo, yeah, you do.

16:47>> No, I don't.

16:47>> Yeah, you do.

16:48>> No, I don't. I don't.

16:49>> I did it literally yesterday.

16:50>> That's cuz they inquired about us. If

16:53the conversation is already there,

16:54striking up the conversation is starting

16:56it.

16:56>> You've never struck up a conversation.

16:58>> Oh, yeah. I've I've done that. Yeah.

16:59>> But what do you gain from that?

17:01>> It's just human interaction, bro. Life

17:03is beautiful.

17:04>> I don't yearn for human interaction.

17:05>> Open your eyes and life is beautiful.

17:06>> Why do you yearn for human interaction?

17:08>> Because I'm a human being. I'm a urban

17:10man and love is amazing.

17:11>> Do you gain Do you have a thing that

17:13comes after that? What does that mean?

17:15>> Like do you What does that mean? Do you

17:17have a thing that comes after that?

17:19>> Do you have a a fulfillment that comes

17:21after uh

17:23>> No. No. It's not like I'm getting off to

17:25it or I'm like I'm putting up shots.

17:26>> So So you literally you gain nothing

17:28from it, but you still choose to do it.

17:30>> We gain nothing from watching Netflix.

17:32>> No, I gain a lot. I entertainment fun.

17:35Like I I there's never like Can I

17:37honestly say this and this might be just

17:38like a a different type of people type

17:40of thing. I've never been in public and

17:42saw a stranger be like I want to talk to

17:44that person. I don't think I've ever

17:46done that. I don't think I've ever seen

17:47someone be like I need to talk to them.

17:50But if a shoulder bumps if a hey are you

17:53from the pot? No. No different. No. I'm

17:54saying you striking it up. No, I don't

17:56think I I now I genuinely can say unless

17:59it is someone like of fame that I like I

18:04like an athlete, an actor or something

18:06like that and that's just to say hey

18:08love you always have always will. But a

18:10regular like a nor a normal person me a

18:14normal person I've never been like I

18:16need to talk to that guy.

18:16>> Yeah. But have you?

18:17>> No. Never really. Okay good. So shoulder

18:20bumping and then starting to talk. Yes.

18:21>> That's still the same thing to me. What

18:23do you What do we have to talk? What?

18:24How do you I don't I don't know how to

18:26strike up a conversation in public.

18:28>> That's just It's just easy. Can you Can

18:30you try cuz I don't understand how to do

18:32it. Like it's so easy.

18:34>> So overthinking already.

18:36>> Yes. Okay. So give me a circumstance

18:38situation and the type of person and

18:40I'll try to strike up a conversation

18:41with him cuz I don't know how to strike

18:42up conversation.

18:43>> Okay. This is an athletic guy like us,

18:45but he's 10 years older. Okay.

18:48>> Okay. His kids are probably already

18:49maybe seven, something like that.

18:51>> Wow.

18:51>> Okay. Yeah,

18:52>> you're at a bar and you're waiting in a

18:54line for a drink.

18:56>> Someone's trying to walk past you. You

18:57move for them. You accidentally bump

18:59that guy. He turns around.

19:03>> If you went, that'd be the wor that guy

19:06like, "What the Okay, I'll I'll try it."

19:08So, yeah. Oh, no. No problem. My bad,

19:11bro. Bump. No, it's all good, man. Bro,

19:14Jay Uso, big WWE guy. Yep. I love WWE.

19:18>> Do you really? I thought I was starting

19:20the conversation, sir. I thought you

19:21were too. [laughter] See, you're such a

19:23yapper. That's what you still Okay.

19:25Okay. Well, then you have to bump me.

19:26That's what it was.

19:27>> Oh, that one talked to you.

19:28>> You

19:28>> if I bump somebody and they don't turn

19:30around or they do that.

19:31>> I'm turning around.

19:32>> Oh, so bump me. Ready? Bam.

19:35>> That's your bump. Bam. Bam. Which is a

19:38comic book. That's your bump. What do I

19:40say? What do I say?

19:41>> I got a bump. O. O. Oh. What's up, dog?

19:45Did you bump me, bro? What's up, dog?

19:48Off of a bump. This is a frat house.

19:51Yes. Moving bricks. Oh, sorry, bro.

19:54Sorry, man.

19:54>> What if I'm not sorry about it? It was

19:56an accident.

19:56>> It was an accident.

19:57>> Then you're an accident. You're an

19:59accident. Do you want to be perceived as

20:00an accident?

20:01>> That was like the first thing that I got

20:02like derogatory thing that got told to

20:04me in elementary school and it stuck

20:05with me for a long time.

20:07>> Know that I was an accident.

20:09>> Somebody's like, "Oh, you were an

20:10accident, weren't you?" And I go,

20:11"That's possible." Oh.

20:12>> I go I go, "What?"

20:14>> And so I went home I know. I went home

20:16and I had a full on conversation. And I

20:18got a little too much information out of

20:19that conversation about my conception.

20:22>> In third grade, I got called a lesbian

20:24in the third grade.

20:25>> Yeah, you could pass.

20:27>> Back to the bump. Here we go. Right

20:28here.

20:29>> Yep.

20:30>> Bump me.

20:31>> Okay.

20:34Was that fly in here? What was that? I

20:37thought I l What the you doing? Okay,

20:39let's go. Bump. You don't have to hit

20:40me. Just go. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof. Whoa.

20:45Whoa. That's what you do.

20:47You're hitting me. I go, "No, just say

20:51sorry." Like a NORMAL SORRY. OH MY GOD.

20:55I saw that on Tik Tok. What you just

20:58said? I saw that.

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22:38>> The You Should Know podcast.

22:43>> What is happening?

22:44>> I saw that on Tik Tok. What you just

22:46said, you saw what on Tik Tok?

22:48>> Somebody brought this up and I want to

22:50ask you and I've been meaning to ask

22:51you. I've been meaning to ask you.

22:54>> You're hopeless.

22:55>> Let's go. Okay. You know, whenever

22:58you're teaching your kid how to say

23:00words and you're like, "Say baby or say

23:03hi."

23:04>> Yeah.

23:05>> How do they know just to say hi or just

23:07to say baby and they don't say say

23:13>> is it? I saw that on TikTok. Isn't that

23:14a fantastic question, dude? How do they

23:18know?

23:18>> I think now that's a good question. I'll

23:20give you I'll give you kudos off the

23:22>> bat. I didn't think of it, but

23:23>> the logic behind it, I think it's just

23:27I don't know. I think it's got to be one

23:29of those natural filler words that

23:30doesn't mean anything and they

23:32understand. So, it's it's like training.

23:34>> Okay.

23:35>> It's like training a dog. Right. Right.

23:37>> You could say sit.

23:39>> Mhm.

23:39>> Ruby, sit. If she does a twirl or

23:42whatever, you're not she doesn't get any

23:43applause until she says till she sits.

23:45>> If my if I'm training a dog to sit and

23:48they do a twirl, that's more

23:49accomplishment. Wait, that's not

23:51>> I'm not correcting that.

23:52>> You're the worst trainer ever. Then

23:54you're training to sit. That's like if I

23:55say, "Okay, you're going to do a tween

23:56cross." And the guy goes tween and pulls

23:58up. Shoot. No, that's like It's like,

24:00"Hey, I'm teaching you how to make a

24:01layup, right? I'm teaching a kid how to

24:03make a layup and then he just pulls from

24:04three and he hits it." I'm not

24:05correcting you. You're That's way more

24:08impressive.

24:09>> Terrible coach.

24:10>> Really?

24:11>> You're teaching a layup. So do a layup.

24:13>> Like if I teach my kid English and he

24:15just starts speaking Spanish, I'm not

24:17going to correct him.

24:18>> That's wrong.

24:19>> No, it's not. That is in That's wrong.

24:20That's incredibly wrong.

24:21>> That's more impressive than,

24:22>> "Hey, we're going to go do math." And

24:24he's like, "But biology is the molecular

24:25code of the universe."

24:26>> And I go, "You can do whatever you

24:27want."

24:29>> I think that's the right way to parent.

24:30>> That is terrible.

24:32>> Are you sure about that?

24:33>> Yes. Cuz then when you say, "Hey, I want

24:34you to sit in that corner for 2

24:35minutes." And he goes, "I want to stand

24:36outside for four." [snorts] That's the

24:39same. And then you go, "That is cooler."

24:43All right. YOU GO, SARAH, WHERE'S MY

24:45SEWAGE?

24:47I can see you being that dad. Where's my

24:50beer? Sarah.

24:54[laughter]

24:54>> Oh my god. Caitlin Clark still playing.

24:58Sarah, is our kids still out in the

25:00yard? Sarah,

25:02>> that'd [snorts] be you. Back to the

25:04language.

25:04>> Yeah,

25:05>> it's the same thing. If I tell you,

25:06"Hey, say banana."

25:08>> Yeah.

25:08>> You go banana. And I go, "Ah, banana."

25:11Ah. I've never applauded you on the word

25:13say. There's no But why? But I don't

25:15think a kid has ever just not said

25:18banana. You know what I mean? Like

25:19there's not a kid that will just go say

25:21say

25:22>> exactly if you say

25:22>> but why does why do they not though?

25:24>> Because

25:25>> off of instinct.

25:26>> I think that's a big part. I think the

25:28training method is a big part of it. And

25:30the instinct I don't I can't speak to

25:32the instinct.

25:32>> How on the first killer it's a filler

25:34word.

25:34>> But how on the first time are they not

25:36saying say

25:36>> because also you're you're Oh my god.

25:38this. I mean, if there's any proof in

25:40the pudding that you don't have kids,

25:41it's this. You think you're looking at a

25:43kid every time going, "Say banana. Say

25:46banana." That is not what you do in the

25:48slightest.

25:48>> That's I That's actually what I've seen

25:49you do.

25:50>> No, no, no. You're out of your When the

25:52kid first starts to speak, you literally

25:54like this. You're like,

25:57>> you say that?

25:58>> N. You go like syllable by syllable.

26:01>> That's why your kid's behind.

26:03>> But my kid is in in a head of of many.

26:05Actually, my kid is a genius. Look at

26:07this beautiful little curlyheaded.

26:09>> Oh, you've turned into that bar.

26:10>> Oh, dude, I will be. But that's you

26:12teach them word by word. Say becomes

26:13just filler. Filler buster legal jargon.

26:16Say, no one needs to know the purpose

26:18when

26:18>> But isn't that crazy though? Because on

26:20the first instinct, you would think they

26:21would go, if you go say banana, they go,

26:23"All right, say banana." Like that.

26:24That's what they should do inherently,

26:27>> but they don't.

26:28>> Actually, I disagree. I Why? Because say

26:31is say is the word. Every time you say

26:34say, I'm trying to sing. Say is the word

26:37that is giving the action for you to

26:39then say something else.

26:41>> Correct. But that's a very advanced way

26:42of thinking. A kid doesn't know words.

26:44>> But he also doesn't know that say is its

26:47own word.

26:48>> Exactly. But how is he not saying say

26:50though? But he is saying banana. How is

26:51he just his brain is cutting off the say

26:53part?

26:53>> Cuz Oh my god, dude. I actually disagree

26:55because say is not it's not a

26:59like say. Uh

27:02I don't know if there is another

27:03parallel. There has to be.

27:07This is incredible.

27:08>> Exactly. It's a really good

27:10>> You're trying to argue with me, but

27:12>> I think it's terrible,

27:13>> but there's no counterpoint. You can't

27:15say anything to what I'm saying

27:17>> because say is not

27:20say is telling you I hate that I have to

27:22say again. Say is telling you to

27:24>> it's an action word

27:25>> to let loose the next word,

27:27>> right, of what I of

27:28>> I know. I know what it is. Why are you

27:30telling me that? I know that.

27:31>> I'm not sure you do.

27:32>> I I know that. I'm saying kids don't

27:33know that. We We're going in a circle,

27:35but the kids do not know that. And the

27:36fact that they don't know that and

27:38they're still not saying it is the most

27:40impressive thing ever.

27:41>> That is unique. That is so impressive.

27:43>> That is I met a woman named Unique

27:45earlier today about Really?

27:46>> Her name is Unique.

27:47>> And I said, I love that.

27:49>> Did you know you can't just give your

27:50kid any name you want?

27:51>> The hell I can't.

27:52>> No, you can't. Like if you were to go

27:54like judges won't sign off on that birth

27:57certificates.

27:57>> We're taking birth certificate to judges

27:59now. Don't you have to take your

28:01>> This is my

28:02>> Don't you have to take your birth

28:03certificate to the judge for him to

28:04prove the name?

28:07>> Is that not a thing?

28:08>> Payton

28:10Steven Harden, you think you [laughter]

28:13think parents

28:14>> Yeah.

28:14>> are leaving the hospital and taking a

28:18piece of paper

28:20to the district attorney [laughter]

28:22and having him sign off on your name

28:26selection? Well, you could mail it, I'm

28:28sure.

28:30But you actually believe that it goes to

28:32the courthouse.

28:33>> I thought you had to. That's how

28:34>> in person.

28:34>> How do they get a social security

28:36number?

28:37>> Through the judge.

28:40>> I thought you have to get it approved by

28:41a judge.

28:43>> I How do you get your name?

28:45>> You write whatever you want.

28:47>> Yeah, but it has to get approved.

28:49>> No, wait. There's not a higher counsel.

28:51>> You can't name your kid like a slur. You

28:54cannot do that.

28:55>> You probably could.

28:56>> No, you cannot.

28:57>> But says who? Is there is there legal

28:58bindings?

28:59>> Ask the judge.

29:01>> THE JUDGE IS NOT in this equation. No

29:04one's taking

29:05>> No, you're honestly like this is

29:07mindblowing that you don't have to get

29:09your name approved.

29:10>> Could you imag

29:18Brian?

29:18>> No, it's different. They're not humans.

29:20But why do you not So why is there not

29:22somebody out here? You know, there's

29:23hateful like really hateful people out

29:25there. like really hateful,

29:27>> really bad, evil and exactly that really

29:29hates certain types of people. Why would

29:31they not name their kid like the slur

29:32against that type of people? That would

29:34happen.

29:35>> But you've never met somebody whose name

29:37was like a a bad word because you cannot

29:39do it. It's illegal. I Okay, there might

29:42be stipulations to that extent.

29:44>> Exactly. But who's the one approving or

29:46disapproving? The judge. It's not the f

29:50if you say that. If you say parents take

29:52a birth certificate to the judge one

29:53more time, I'm gonna I'm gonna blow a

29:54casket. I'm gonna blow a gasket. I'm

29:56gonna blow a gasket.

29:58>> The judge is not signing for a bit.

30:00Peyton, you do all of it in the hospital

30:03and then it just gets mailed to you.

30:04That's it.

30:05>> Wait, what gets mailed to you? I zoned

30:07out.

30:09>> You fill out the forms.

30:10>> What form?

30:16>> Do you Okay, I'm not even trying to rage

30:18bait.

30:18>> Do you think this is like a word of

30:20mouth game? You think it's telephone?

30:22You go, "Hey, judge. He's a little light

30:24complexion. I was thinking Steve,

30:26>> but what do you think? Can you

30:27>> No, no, that's fine. Regular names.

30:29>> You write it down form.

30:31>> Yes.

30:32>> And then it the hospital does whatever

30:34they have to do and then they get it

30:36done and sent to the government.

30:39>> The judge that's the part of the

30:40government, the judicial system, the

30:43legislative, executive, and

30:45disciplinary. [laughter]

30:48>> You're kidding. Legislative and what was

30:50the second?

30:51>> Executive. Executive

30:53>> executive executive executive David

30:55Judaism

30:59>> Pentecostal

31:01judicial executive legislative

31:04>> legislative and the judge is a and those

31:06are three those three things make the

31:08government right and so you said you got

31:10to send it to the government well guess

31:11who the in the government the judge

31:13>> they don't send it to the judge for him

31:15to sign off they send that simply for

31:18them to get the social security

31:19>> exactly and so you don't think if they

31:20if their name was the n-word They would

31:22be the the judge would be like, "No, you

31:24can't do that. You're not getting a

31:25social security number."

31:26>> Oh, dude.

31:27>> Or whoever's in the office.

31:28>> Oh my god. The judge

31:31the judge ISN'T SEEING THESE. HE'S NOT

31:34SEEING THE PAPERS.

31:36>> OKAY. I want to look up the Oh, I went

31:37lightheaded.

31:39>> Oh, I'm seeing stars. David, help me.

31:41Oh, I want to look up the craziest

31:44recorded names in history.

31:45>> There we go. That's a good one.

31:47>> Okay, hold on. I'm going look up, too,

31:48so we can both hit.

31:49>> Okay, here we go. [snorts]

31:51Oh, wow.

31:54Okay. Well,

31:56okay.

31:58I can't I can't

32:02Here we go.

32:02>> Oh, my hand's in a lot of pain.

32:04>> Captain Bigot, an 18th century French

32:07naval off officer. All right. Then you

32:10get Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

32:14Cam, sorry. Staff Sergeant Max

32:17Fightmaster, a real US Army computer

32:20technician who went viral in the late

32:212000s for having the most out of here.

32:24Your name's SERGEANT LIEUTENANT

32:25FIGHTMASTER Fighter and you work on

32:28computers and tech. Then we got Dr. John

32:32Coleman Flood.

32:34A doctor who fittingly specialized in

32:37urology, dude. Oh wow. Oh my god. Keep

32:41going. And then, oh wow, this is a hell

32:44of a name. Batman, Ben, Superman,

32:48[gasps and laughter] AND YOU THINK OF

32:50JUDGE GOING, "OH, that's great." A s uh

32:52he was a Singaporean man whose ID card

32:54went viral in 2008. His name literally

32:57translate from Japanese as Batman, son

33:00of Superman.

33:02Then we have Dr. Duncan Fernley, a

33:05surgeon who actually that's not even a

33:07cool name [laughter]

33:08here. Now this guy, it's an Indian man

33:11born, his first name holds a 2012 record

33:13for the longest single name in census

33:16documentation documentation named after

33:18ancient Hindu text. So be respectful

33:21here.

33:23>> I'm going to spell this.

33:24>> No, I want you.

33:26>> No. Yeah, you I want you to try to say

33:27it first.

33:27>> I'm I don't want this to be

33:28disrespectful. It's like somebody

33:29sneezed and hit a keyboard. [laughter]

33:31>> Just try and try and try try.

33:32>> I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but

33:33that's how it looks.

33:34>> This is a real name. Say it. Just give

33:36your best

33:37>> Give your best shot. Brahada CJ put this

33:39on the screen.

33:42Braada aranish

33:45advi Kachuda Manera. And you spell that.

33:49B R H A D A R A N Y A K O P A N I S H A

33:54D V I V E K A C H U D A M A N I E R R A.

34:03>> No, that's disrespectful. It's Hindu

34:04text.

34:05>> No, that's that's No, that's fine. I'm

34:06not I'm not laughing at the Hindus or

34:07their texts, but I'm laughing at that is

34:10that had to have been 40 letters.

34:12>> Yeah.

34:12>> Do you want more names? I got some

34:13better ones.

34:13>> Keep going.

34:14>> Fly fornication.

34:17>> Name my kid.

34:18>> I'm going to name my kid Nut. Nut

34:21Kennedy. The next one that comes out.

34:23Hey, come here. Nut. Um, I'm going do

34:25two ends, too. So, you have to say like

34:26that. Nut.

34:27>> 1596.

34:28That's his name.

34:30>> [laughter]

34:30>> I thought his name was this guy was in

34:331596. I'm not sure he was real, but this

34:36is his name. If Christ had not died for

34:38thee, thou hast been bared bone, an

34:42English leather merchant. But his

34:44friends just called him Nicholas.

34:54What is his name? IF CHRIST HAD NOT DIED

34:56FOR THEE, thou thor. If Christ had not

34:59died for thee, thou had been dead

35:02barebone.

35:03>> And his friends called him Nicholas.

35:05>> Called him Nicholas.

35:07>> And he But his brothers,

35:09>> his brother's legal name was Jesus

35:10Christ came into the world to save

35:12Barebone.

35:13>> Who is Barebone?

35:15>> Last name.

35:15>> It's got to be. Oh, that's her last

35:16name.

35:17>> I think so.

35:18>> Oh my god. Okay, that website was

35:21absolutely fantastic.

35:22>> I wanted to Can I tell you the name I

35:24like really wanted to name my daughter

35:25one day?

35:26>> Go for it. Uh, Crystal. Crystal are I

35:30know, but they were people are like,

35:32"Exactly." Which is fine.

35:34>> Heavy.

35:35>> Some of the best people I met in my life

35:36are strippers. [snorts]

35:39Like I I've had the best conversations

35:42with the strippers in my life.

35:44>> I've never been to a strip club.

35:45>> You need to experience one. We don't

35:47need to.

35:48>> Oh, I heard the chicken wings are good.

35:49>> Oh, I've never eaten. That's weird.

35:51>> Oh, you don't eat it there?

35:52>> No, I've seen stuff fly off before.

35:54>> It depends on you go to. I' I haven't

35:56I've been to like some really luxury

35:57ones and some real like oh no one knows

35:59this exists.

35:59>> If I saw a pubic misfire hit a chicken

36:01wing.

36:02>> It's not pubic.

36:04It's pubic.

36:05>> What's flying off?

36:07>> I can't say that on the internet.

36:09[snorts]

36:11>> Okay.

36:11>> It wasn't lice. But let me tell you,

36:15it was the lice of the bottom region.

36:17>> They had a dancer up there butt naked.

36:21>> No, no, not butt.

36:23>> They Oh. Oh. Well, I've never been and

36:25you can clearly tell. They had a dancer

36:27up there.

36:27>> No,

36:28>> with her yetis out.

36:30>> Yeah.

36:31>> And a crab flew out.

36:33>> Couldn't tell you. I'm not a doctor or a

36:34urologist.

36:35>> But I would say

36:36>> also didn't say nothing.

36:37>> I would say something came back positive

36:38that night.

36:39>> If something Oh, dude. You talked about

36:42the jitters of the stomach.

36:43>> Yeah. Talk to me. What were you going to

36:45tell me?

36:46>> I was going to read a couple of these

36:47names.

36:47>> Yeah. Read me some names.

36:48>> A miracle.

36:49>> A miracle.

36:50>> Ah, Miracle.

36:51>> I feel like I met somebody like that.

36:54Really?

36:54>> Someone's legal name was baby girl.

36:57>> Let me see you dance.

36:58>> Let me see you twirl.

36:59>> Britney Britney Shakira Beyonce.

37:02>> Her mom.

37:02>> Your parents suck.

37:03>> Sucks.

37:04>> Yeah, your parents sucks. Why is it just

37:05the mom?

37:06>> Couple more. That's sexist. The dad

37:08could have named that.

37:09>> That's very true. And I take that back.

37:11Uh, love child.

37:17>> Love child. Love child. Bibberly. That's

37:21a terrible name. Bibberly. Someone was

37:24okay and then we're gonna end here.

37:25>> Okay,

37:26>> these next two.

37:31Come on, tell me. A B CDE E.

37:36>> That's my

37:44I think the best part is you said it's

37:46so good. Attica. [laughter and gasps]

37:47Aa. And the last one, little sweet meat.

37:51Now, I want to say this, and I'm gonna

37:53say this without stuttering and without

37:54blinking. Here we go. [clears throat]

37:56Lisa Kennedy, if you had the gall and

38:00the nerve to name me, my my legal

38:04government name was little sweet meat.

38:06This I blinked. The second I turned 18

38:09years old, I would have removed you from

38:11my existence in my life. That's where

38:13you have to go to get the judge.

38:16That makes sense.

38:18What? That's where you have to go to the

38:19judge. I was getting it confused. It's

38:21not your God-given birth name.

38:24>> It's not God-given. It's your birth

38:26name. It's the change the name.

38:30>> You're still not going.

38:32>> You have to go to the judge for that.

38:33>> Yes, you do. Please look it up. You have

38:36to go to the judge for something with

38:38your name.

38:38>> Do you have to go to the judge?

38:44Do you have to go to the judge to change

38:47your name?

38:49Let's see what it says. I'm telling you,

38:51you have to.

38:53>> Oh, wow. Yeah, I thank you.

38:55>> Yes, you usually have to go to a judge

38:57to change your name unless you change it

38:59through marriage or divorce. For a le

39:01for standard legal name change, a judge

39:03must sign an official court order.

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40:41>> The You Should Know podcast.

40:44>> Okay. I have a question for you and I

40:45feel like you might disagree with me.

40:46>> Okay.

40:49>> I had [snorts] this conversation with my

40:51girlfriend because you know we're

40:53getting serious and you know as the time

40:56we're you know one day maybe we want

40:58kids and so I'm talking about child

41:00names with my like we're just going

41:02through you know that fun. What do you

41:03want to name the kid?

41:04>> Oh yeah. Is it weird to name your kid

41:07after a celebrity that's still alive?

41:09>> Absolutely.

41:10>> Really? I would never name my kid after

41:12a celebrity

41:13>> in general.

41:13>> In general.

41:14>> You're wrong. I wanted to name my kid

41:16Prince.

41:18>> Prince Michael Jackson.

41:19>> Okay. [laughter] Okay. Just Prince

41:22decent. I I I retract my statement. If

41:25you genuinely like a name, you genuinely

41:29like a name and then you like that

41:32person and it just kind of match made in

41:33heaven, that's fine.

41:34>> Yeah. If your sole intention is to name

41:36your offspring after another human

41:39being. Yeah,

41:39>> that is wrong. No, it's not.

41:41>> Like, oh my god, Reggie Bush was the

41:42greatest collegiic running back. I loved

41:44his time with the Saints. I'm naming my

41:45son Reggie. Yes, he was in college

41:46hitting Kim K and he got a Rose Bowl.

41:48Are you crazy? Or he went to the Rose

41:50Bowl? Are you crazy?

41:52>> He is legend.

41:53>> Like in college. HE WAS IN COLLEGE with

41:56Kim K. Like, yeah, I'm going to name my

41:58kid Reggie Bush.

41:59>> I'm going to name my next kid Reggie

42:00Bush Kennedy.

42:00>> And so I was going to name my kid Prince

42:03MJ Harden. Like that's

42:05>> Are you kidding me?

42:06>> That sounds

42:07>> two music legends. One with a little

42:10controversial middle ground, but I don't

42:11believe in it. I don't believe that he

42:13did that.

42:14>> That's fine if you don't, but let's say

42:15your kid just ends up being like, I

42:16don't know, a pool guard. What's fine?

42:18He's going to be the sickest named pool

42:19guard you've ever met. He's going to be

42:20like, "Get off." [laughter]

42:27He's literally going to be sitting there

42:28like this. He's like,

42:31"No running.

42:35He doesn't turn into Michael, bro. So,

42:38you think it's weird in 20 in 2026 if

42:42somebody's kid's named LeBron James? You

42:45>> That's the greatest basketball player to

42:46ever exist. Why is that weird?

42:48>> And there's two things. One, you're

42:49never going to be him. And two, what

42:51happens when your kid doesn't even like

42:53the sport?

42:54>> It has nothing to do with this. It has

42:56nothing to do with them.

42:57>> He's filing taxes for QuickBooks.

43:00>> It has nothing to do with him.

43:01>> And he goes, "Hey, nice to meet you,

43:02Janet. I'm LeBron James Johnson. I'm

43:05here to do your taxes.

43:07>> Oh, you're named after a legend.

43:09>> Yeah. And I'm And I'm not.

43:10>> So So you're saying I'm weird cuz I'm

43:11named after Walter Peyton.

43:13>> RP.

43:14>> But your mom didn't name you Walter

43:16Payton Harden.

43:17>> But that would be sick.

43:18>> No, it wouldn't. If your mom named you

43:19Walter Payton like what what was my

43:22caveat at the beginning? Yes.

43:23>> If there's inspiration, she likes the

43:25name and it's because someone, perfect.

43:27And she named you the back end of it.

43:29That's fine. That's like incognito.

43:30That's like, oh, let's do Walter Payton.

43:32Incognito.

43:32>> That's what I'm saying. Okay, but can I

43:34defend myself more? I think

43:36>> pardon.

43:37>> You got to mute that name.

43:38>> If you

43:38>> got to mute that name, CJ,

43:40>> if they named you that. Think about

43:41that.

43:42>> I'll go to the judge.

43:43>> Yeah, [laughter] you would.

43:44>> But let me say that's No, brother.

43:46>> I think it's I think it's I'm going to

43:48get that big pimple again from wearing

43:49this hat. This is where I got that big

43:50pimple that lasted six months and I wear

43:51that star.

43:53>> You see one? It's Yeah, I Yeah, I know.

43:55It's from this hat. So dirty.

43:56>> Really? Yeah.

43:57>> Wash the hat

43:58>> or give it to me. No.

43:59>> Can I fit that?

44:00>> Try it.

44:00>> Let me try Wait, can I say something

44:02first? Yeah, go. Oh, okay.

44:05I think it's weirder

44:07to name a kid after yourself rather than

44:09naming your kid after a big celebrity.

44:12Like, if you were to name your next kid

44:13LeBron James, that would make more sense

44:15to me than you naming your kid Cam

44:17Kennedy. The second,

44:18>> you deserve to be slapped. That

44:20>> you're less important than LeBron. I

44:22hate to break it to you,

44:22>> but I'm so much more important to LeBron

44:25to my kid than LeBron is to my kid.

44:27>> I'm his father. He's half of me. So

44:31>> half of me created his life.

44:34>> LeBron entertained it. My kids aren't

44:36even going to know LeBron if it wasn't

44:38for me.

44:38>> So but you're less important. It's

44:40cooler. It is much of more of an honor

44:42for your kid to be named LeBron than

44:44Cameron Kennedy.

44:44>> No, it is not.

44:45>> Oh, you're insane. Oh, you have a lot of

44:47confidence.

44:47>> FIRST OFF, NO. HOW DO YOU THINK LIFE

44:49WORKED back then?

44:50>> What do you mean? Back. Back in the day,

44:52I know you don't believe in all that,

44:53but history. If you were a king or a

44:55conqueror, you gave your son the same

44:57name. That's how you have Constantine

44:58the eight. I don't know about that.

45:00>> And and and St. Regis the 14th and all

45:03these people.

45:04>> Yeah. That's why their ears are on their

45:05forehead, though.

45:07>> So, they're also doing other stuff.

45:10>> Okay. You know what? We're going to

45:11agree to disagree. I love where we're on

45:13right now, though. What are some normal

45:15things?

45:16>> Okay.

45:16>> Normal things that people do that you

45:19instantly like hate, like that you can't

45:21stand, drives you crazy, or you

45:23immediately look at them different.

45:24>> Oh, I have some immediately.

45:26>> Immediately I have some, too.

45:27>> Okay. Do you want to go first or me go

45:28first?

45:28>> I'll go first. You go first. It's weird

45:29that you brought up a question and then

45:30you answer first. No, it's weird. No me.

45:32>> Sorry. Sorry. It's No, it's actually the

45:35strangest thing you could ever do.

45:37>> Bro, how was your day? But before you

45:39answer, I'm going to tell you about

45:40mine. That's the like that's such a

45:41strange thing to do.

45:43>> I redact and I'm sorry. I I apologize.

45:44>> You would have been redacted, dude.

45:46>> I I aped.

45:49We get those unredacted files.

45:50>> You know, I tried to find them. I I went

45:52searching one night.

45:53>> That's so I mean, it's good to be

45:54informed on things. It's good to be

45:55informed, but I

45:56>> like also like but that was my first

45:57time ever like a huge like nationwide

46:00global honestly case that was like

46:03>> I don't think about this.

46:04>> Probably not. But I didn't realize you

46:06could just go to the website and there

46:07was a lot of stuff. But it it I mean 2

46:09minutes in I was like oh I'm I'm not I'm

46:11not Dexter or a lawyer. I don't know

46:12what I'm looking at

46:13>> and at the end of it what's going to

46:14happen?

46:14>> Yeah. Nothing. And I was like I'm going

46:15to go to bed.

46:17>> Um but but things normal things that

46:19people do that immediately make you look

46:21at them different

46:22>> immediately. People that eat anything in

46:24the movie theater other than popcorn are

46:26weird?

46:27>> Okay, time out. Now, this is not how

46:29this was supposed to go.

46:31>> That's literally me.

46:32>> You're saying if I if you eat any Don't

46:34you look at my hips and do that. So,

46:35you're saying if anybody eats anything

46:38besides popcorn,

46:39>> I think even so when I go I get a hot

46:40dog and a drink and popcorn. I'm weird.

46:42>> Weird.

46:44>> There's no movie theater etiquette

46:45anymore. And like I know y'all be doing

46:47whatever. Like I'm not even talking

46:49about the people that bring in to go

46:50boxes and obviously those people are the

46:52scum of the earth. Like you're going to

46:53hell. Like [laughter]

46:55>> go tell me like go say what's up to Bam.

46:57Like I don't

46:58>> eating tilapia. I'm trying to watch Tom

47:00Holland. That's crazy.

47:01>> I should slap you. Like

47:03>> you should get evicted from the theater.

47:04>> Oh my god. You should you should No, you

47:05should get arrested.

47:06>> But like people that take candy into the

47:08movie theater.

47:08>> I do that every time.

47:09>> That's so weird to me.

47:10>> That's weird.

47:11>> The movie theater is it is synonymous

47:14with popcorn and a large beverage.

47:15That's all you get. Don't even drink

47:17alcohol in there. No, no, no. People

47:18that get sloshed to go watch the movie.

47:20I've never understood that either.

47:20>> Oh, I started to because I have a

47:22problem. But why do they have candy? Why

47:24do they have hot dog? Why do they have

47:25nachos at the movie theater?

47:26>> Cuz gluttony. It's easy to fund sin.

47:30>> Touche. But that's

47:31>> cuz people know they know people will

47:32buy

47:33>> Russian food. That's the same food they

47:34have at a football game. It's

47:35entertainment.

47:36>> It's different. No, it's

47:37>> not football game. You're supposed to

47:38eat beer, drink hot dogs. Oh, [laughter]

47:43>> I There's nothing wrong. I get a large

47:45popcorn,

47:45>> right? and probably a hot dog and then a

47:48peanut butter like a peanut butter M&M

47:49and then like a big bottle of water

47:51>> and that's what I get.

47:52>> You drink water at a movie theater?

47:54>> I only drink water. It's a pallet

47:56cleanser. And I don't like the Cokes. I

47:57don't I No, you're one of those people

47:59that will eat like and be like, "Oh,

48:01regular Cokes. Disgusting. I cannot do

48:04that." I know. I just had a big mac of

48:06double quarter pounder large fries in a

48:07in and cheese curds. Do not give me a

48:11soda.

48:11>> That is absolutely me.

48:13>> Drinking water at a movie theater is

48:14criminal. I drink water most play. The

48:16only time I get diet coke is when I'm

48:17around y'all

48:18>> to be cool or like what?

48:19>> I guess to fit in. Yeah. Feel feel feel

48:21feel feel feel feel feel feel feel feel

48:21feel feel feel feel feel feel feel feel

48:21feel feel feel feel feel feel feel feel

48:21feel feel feel feel feel feel feel feel

48:21feel feel feel feel feel feel wanted

48:21wanted feel like a part of you.

48:22>> Small

48:23>> like this. Okay.

48:24>> It's your st it's your mic stand.

48:26>> For me immediately if you sleep with

48:29your doors open, I don't trust you worth

48:31a If you sleep with your doors open, I

48:35don't want to hang out with you. I don't

48:37want to be your friend. I do not trust

48:39you. You will not touch my children and

48:40you're not welcome in my home if you

48:42sleep with your doors. I think people

48:43that sleep with their doors open like

48:45they either know Taekwond do or they

48:46have a lot of machinery that could hurt

48:48you. [laughter]

48:49>> Not Not even I don't even think it's a

48:50macho macho thing. I

48:52>> But they fear nothing.

48:53>> Oh, no. I I think it's I think it's I

48:55think it's like a detachment. I think it

48:56they think cool. They think they're

48:58cool. It's like listening to the ultra

48:59ultra underground guy just to say you do

49:01it.

49:01>> I I used to like Dude, I sleep with my

49:02doors open.

49:04>> I used to sleep that I used to sleep

49:05with my doors open like when I was

49:06growing up, but that's just because I

49:07didn't want to be filled caged.

49:10>> Like my spirit needed to be have an

49:12outlet.

49:13Felt like my dreams would bounce off the

49:15walls and turn into nightmares. They

49:18have to escape. I used to have a dream

49:19catcher hanging from my ceiling fan.

49:21>> Really?

49:22>> I think that's sacrilegious. [laughter]

49:24>> That's a little homorotic.

49:26>> Oh, dude. Oh, it was. Yeah.

49:28>> Oh, it was. It was pretty, too. It was a

49:30good dream catcher. If you sleep, the

49:31doors open. That's my

49:32>> Can I say I love bisexual people?

49:34[laughter]

49:34>> Like, I found that out about myself.

49:36Like, they're the coolest people.

49:38>> And I don't know if that's offensive to

49:40say. No,

49:40>> I've met a lot of cool like I don't

49:42think I've met a bisexual person I

49:44didn't like

49:45>> honestly.

49:46>> Yeah, they're all pretty sick.

49:48>> They are. It's

49:49>> I think it's the open-mindedness.

49:50>> It's I mean just very it's like a big

49:52plate of ginger. Like it just it just

49:54clears your palette.

49:55>> We went to a WNBA game and I felt at

49:57home.

49:58>> Oh, hell yeah. Oh yeah. I mean those are

50:01those could have been my cousins. Now

50:03definitely some some twisted branches in

50:06the tree because we just don't share the

50:08same ethnicity in the slightest. But

50:10they were fantastic people. Fantastic

50:12human beings.

50:14>> And they gave me a challenge. They gave

50:16you a challenge, too. You were a little

50:17zoned out at that point. You went you

50:18went to the old trust. I hated that.

50:20>> You said, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hated

50:21that. I told about that. I hate when you

50:24talk through me. I hate it, dude. I hate

50:27Dude, cuz Cam always wants to talk to

50:29strangers, bro. And it's never the

50:31stranger sitting next to him. It's

50:32always the stranger sitting next to me.

50:35And so it's like this. I got two beaks

50:36in front of me like this talking

50:38>> and he you go like this. You go,

50:40>> "Yeah, I'm out." I'm like, "You want to

50:41switch seats?

50:43>> What else do you hate?"

50:44>> No, it's your turn.

50:45>> It's your turn. You I said, "What do you

50:47hate?" And you said, "I love bisexual

50:48[laughter] people." So there you go.

50:50>> What's the thing? A normal

50:52>> a normal thing. When people only listen

50:54to music in their cars,

50:56>> people that can't consume radio, like

50:58talking radio or podcast.

51:01>> You're weird.

51:01>> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. If you didn't say

51:03podcasts or for me like clips and social

51:06media, don't do that. But yeah, I I hear

51:09you. You're talking about only music. I

51:11I'm

51:11>> People that only listen to music in cars

51:13are weird.

51:13>> Yeah. It's like what do you do on a

51:154hour road trip? Like how many albums

51:17you go to?

51:17>> Yeah. That I Oh,

51:19>> people that listen to music in the

51:20morning.

51:22>> Okay, hold on.

51:23>> If you listen to music in the morning,

51:24you're weird. If it's if it certain

51:26genres if you if you listen to rap in

51:28the morning, you're going to hell.

51:30>> I've had fair share. 7:15 in the

51:32morning. I'm I'm driving up here to

51:33drill music. You can only listen to R&B,

51:35jazz, like gospel. Gospel. That's all

51:38that's that's reserved for anything

51:39before noon.

51:40>> Oh, [laughter] that's all before.

51:42Anything afternoon, you can do hip-hop,

51:43rock, pop, lock, drop

51:48[laughter] in.

51:49>> You can do whatever you want. I'm not

51:50going to lie, I've listen I listen to

51:51like murder music at like 8 a.m. before.

51:53>> Dude, that's crazy.

51:54>> And sometimes it gets me going.

51:55>> Even I listen to like NBA Young Boy on a

51:57PS5. Like that's the vibe you're

51:59getting. You stand up in front of your

52:00TV. Like that's the vibe you're getting.

52:02Yeah. Yeah. That's that's weird, bro.

52:04Like you have two you you your brain is

52:07too unoccupied if you're listening to

52:09rap that early in the morning.

52:10>> Yeah, dude. The silence the echoes of

52:12silence scares me sometimes.

52:13>> Great mixtape.

52:14>> I It's fantastic.

52:15>> But you have to like that's not good for

52:16your central nervous system. It cannot

52:18be.

52:18>> It can't be. And I have something else

52:19that's not good for your central nervous

52:21system. My second one. [snorts] People

52:23that need to go to the bathroom very

52:24very bad. Specifically number two, but

52:27they refuse to do it in public. That's a

52:29direct shot. It is. And that the shoe

52:32fits. Where I look awful. Welcome.

52:34Welcome, Cinderella. Just saw myself.

52:35Sorry. Welcome, Cinderella.

52:38>> You are a man that I have physically

52:41like I have. Think about this. We've had

52:43to detour our day

52:45>> for you to go to your house to poop when

52:48we have been in places that have toilets

52:50and locked doors.

52:51>> Yeah. We'll have like an event that's an

52:52hour away and we'll go back home cuz I

52:54have to take poop. That is that is the

52:56most that is like secondhand like the

52:59the greatest selfish feat that someone

53:01can accomplish.

53:02>> You don't have to go with me, but you

53:03rode with me. So I don't I'm literally

53:05in your car.

53:05>> Yeah, but I Yeah, it's not I think I'm

53:08the most I think it's a cleanly thing.

53:10And I think people that poop publicly

53:12lack cleanliness or respect for

53:13themselves.

53:14>> That's not

53:14>> And I have shy bowel syndrome. I cannot

53:16do it. I I do not like people hearing me

53:18toot or smelling my insides. I cannot I

53:21cannot do it.

53:21>> Oh my god. That go that can be my third.

53:24If you're so if you are such a shy bowel

53:26syndrome person to where you're audibly

53:28playing videos or music on the toilet

53:30when you're in a public restroom, I I

53:32also hate you. I do that with my

53:34girlfriend. Like she'll be getting ready

53:35like cuz I'm a nighttime. She says, "Oh,

53:37is it my nighttime duda?" And I go,

53:39"Yeah." And I I like trott to the

53:40bathroom. She knows when I'm about to

53:41poo poo

53:42>> and I'll turn my and she knows I'll turn

53:44my Tik Toks up as loud as I can and I'll

53:46put them like on the door and like go

53:48like this just so she doesn't hear me

53:49fart and hear hear it drop. I hate

53:52people hearing my insight. It's so

53:53vulnerable for me. Like people hearing

53:55my literally my insides coming out of me

53:59and hearing my my dirt start make it

54:01make noises. Are you crazy? That's

54:03personal.

54:04>> Two nights ago, I got up out of my bed

54:05and I said, "Live, I got a pulled my

54:07pants down, bent over, spread my farted

54:10with it pointed toward her, then went to

54:12the bathroom."

54:13>> But you won't let her see your flaccid

54:14Johnson.

54:15>> No, that's more of a She sees it. I

54:17mean, I I don't want to put it on

54:19display.

54:19>> Yeah, I don't want to put on a shelf. I

54:21mean, a small shelf. Another thing that

54:23like made me realize I'm not as close to

54:26my girlfriend as I thought I was. I was

54:28So we shower like I shower, right?

54:30>> Performative.

54:31>> No, no, we don't shower.

54:32>> Oh my god. A couple showers.

54:33Performative.

54:33>> No, I don't do that. I hate that. Get

54:34out of here. We've never done that. We

54:36never will. [applause]

54:37I'm in the shower, right? And so my

54:39shower is like a big glass cage. Huge.

54:41>> Yeah, it's massive. [laughter]

54:42>> Just kidding. Um I rent it. It's not

54:44really mine. Um so [gasps] I'm in the

54:48shower, right? And I can see her side of

54:49the bathroom and she's like getting

54:51ready. She's so cute. She has her thing

54:52on and doing her. It's like 15 steps. I

54:54go to bed. Oh, you know what I mean? I

54:56hate that.

54:57>> We'll get to that. We'll get to that.

54:58And so I'm showering, right? I'm doing

55:01my thing. And I like to write her notes

55:03on the glass. I'll be like, "Babe,

55:04>> what was that?"

55:05>> I [laughter] said, "I'm doing my thing."

55:06>> Yeah. Yeah. And so I'll I'll write a

55:09note on the glass. I'll be like, "Babe,

55:10a new note just entered the villa." And

55:12she'll turn around and she'll It's cute

55:14to read it and stuff and I'll wipe it

55:15off and I'll go turn around for the next

55:16one. And so we'll play that game. I

55:18never really get a good wash. I'm just

55:20writing notes um the whole time. And so

55:22anyway, I got out of the shower, right?

55:24And I'm drying off and I turn away from

55:26her cuz I I I realize I don't like to

55:28dry myself in front of my girlfriend. I

55:31hate it. I never dry myself in front of

55:34it. I literally

55:36>> I I'll go like this, bro. I I'm drying.

55:38>> Yeah.

55:38>> And then like when she turns around,

55:39that's when I'm like,

55:41>> "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." It's so

55:43weird. But so but I was talking to her.

55:45I was having an in-depth conversation.

55:46We're nuts to nuzz, right? So, we get in

55:47each other's face and all I can see is

55:49like her eyes, but I backed up a little

55:51bit because I was like stumbling trying

55:52to dry my legs, right? And so, then I

55:54went up under my my man, right? And I

55:57had it was all three, right? It was It

55:59was a trifecta. Two balls in a penis.

56:00>> Yeah, it was.

56:01>> It was all of them. So, I scooped under

56:02it with the towel and it was So, it was

56:04all hidden. It was all It was all

56:06pointed at at our God, right? It was all

56:08looking up.

56:09>> God,

56:09>> right. And she she like just guess it's

56:12a lot. So, she immediately just looked

56:14down and saw and she goes, "Whoa." Oh,

56:16she goes, "I've never seen it like that

56:18because it was pointed up and I got so

56:20embarrassed like and it hit my chest."

56:23So, she was like, "Wow." [laughter]

56:24She's like, "It almost hit me.

56:28I want to be the very best. No one

56:31ever."

56:33Can I see your stroke? No. No. Cam,

56:36stop. No. Not here. Not here. Not here.

56:39Not here.

56:39>> No. No. After we after we hit the record

56:42button.

56:43>> What?

56:44If I looked up there and I wasn't

56:45recording, I you'd you'd have to kill

56:47me. [laughter and gasps]

56:48You'd absolutely have to hit me. I'm not

56:50gonna lie. There wouldn't be an episode.

56:51And I love y'all that that I I could

56:53live with that. I could live with that

56:54being our first failed Monday. I could

56:55live with that.

56:56>> No, you can't.

56:57>> I can't. No. But um there's something

56:59else I wanted to talk to you about.

57:00>> Talk to me, Daddy. I never got to try on

57:01the hat. Let me try on that hat.

57:02>> Here you go.

57:03>> Ow. Go.

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59:00of the episode.

59:03>> The You Should Know podcast.

59:06>> That has been through so much, bro.

59:08>> Pee,

59:09>> it's bad. Look, I I've

59:11>> It smells like a garage sale.

59:12>> Yesterday was the first day I've worn it

59:13in years, and I already have two

59:14pimples.

59:15>> I don't know if I want to try.

59:16>> You're going to get broken out. And

59:17you're you're And you just got a

59:18haircut, too. You're going to get You're

59:20going to get bumps. That crabs.

59:27>> You look like I look like a good boy.

59:28You look you look like a like you look

59:30like a 1950s milkman.

59:33>> Isn't that crazy? This hat has zero

59:35integrity by the way. Like this is

59:37supposed to be so much stronger than it

59:38is. Looking

59:40in the wind a lot. What are we going to

59:41title this episode?

59:44>> Oh well. No, there was some there was

59:46something. Hold on.

59:46>> It doesn't matter right now.

59:48>> Do y'all have uh what? Listening the

59:51world's craziest names.

59:53>> I was going to say naming our kid.

59:55>> Yeah, that's hot.

59:57Yeah, we're having an internal meeting.

59:58Can we be honest? Break the fourth wall.

1:00:00If people are staying this late, this

1:00:01was filmed a month ago.

1:00:03>> It was because we uh we taking a week

1:00:05off after Australia. So, this was

1:00:08>> Let's Let's Let's talk about that super

1:00:09quick. Super quick, which it's already

1:00:10happened. But

1:00:11>> why?

1:00:12>> Because this is this is on the record

1:00:13now and and we can't lie about it.

1:00:14>> We can't lie.

1:00:15>> So, you have 30 seconds. How do you

1:00:16think Australia is going to go? Not the

1:00:17performance, not the shows, not meeting

1:00:19our fans, our beautiful people. That's

1:00:20going to be amazing.

1:00:21>> Physically, just like being a tourist in

1:00:22Australia.

1:00:23>> I'm excited. I'm really excited, man. I

1:00:25think I think um

1:00:29I want to be separated from

1:00:31half the group.

1:00:35I want me and you to have some time.

1:00:37>> Oh, he loves me.

1:00:38>> Yeah, you're a good guy.

1:00:39>> Thanks, man.

1:00:40>> You're a good guy.

1:00:41>> I think now, can I be honest?

1:00:43>> I feel like you just found that out. I

1:00:45feel like you just found out I was a

1:00:46good guy.

1:00:47>> Why?

1:00:48>> Be honest.

1:00:48>> Why?

1:00:49>> I feel like you've overlooked my

1:00:50goodness for a long time.

1:00:52>> You think so? No, I lost it for a little

1:00:54bit for sure. Lost a little bit for

1:00:56sure.

1:00:57>> YEAH, YOU DID. OH MY GOD, WE'RE BREAKING

1:00:59BARRIERS. Oh my god, we're breaking it

1:01:01down.

1:01:01>> What does that mean?

1:01:01>> Oh my god. No, I love that.

1:01:03>> Can I call somebody? [laughter]

1:01:04>> Let's see who I can who I can call.

1:01:08>> I used to do this when I was drunk,

1:01:10dude.

1:01:10>> You know, one time Oh my god. Also, by

1:01:12the way, I thought this is a super break

1:01:14the fourth wall. Let us know if we see

1:01:15enough comments, then I will make sure

1:01:17it happens. I think we do a third

1:01:18installment of the

1:01:21>> D R U N K. Q&A

1:01:24>> Q&A

1:01:24>> on the Koala Royalty coming up soon. And

1:01:27if you don't know what that is,

1:01:28basically we put out a post on the Koala

1:01:31Royalty, the top [snorts] tier about

1:01:32maybe a week prior to the drunk Q&A. And

1:01:35you absolutely

1:01:37flood the comment section with all sorts

1:01:39of questions, funny, serious, whatever

1:01:41you want to know. And then me and him

1:01:43get together and we drink a lot of

1:01:44little drinks and then we go through and

1:01:46we try to answer every single question.

1:01:50>> Can I be I have a story? Let me know if

1:01:52you want that.

1:01:52>> So, I was about to call somebody

1:01:54and funny Marco's contact popped up in

1:01:57my phone, right?

1:01:57>> Wow.

1:02:00>> That was probably the most embarrassing

1:02:01thing ever and I've never told the

1:02:02story.

1:02:02>> Oh my god. What? Wait, the night we met

1:02:05him?

1:02:05>> The night we met him, right? But he

1:02:07doesn't really know us. Like, he doesn't

1:02:08know us.

1:02:09>> I think I remember. I think I slightly

1:02:11remember.

1:02:12>> So, basically, we went to Funny. Marco

1:02:15was on tour with Bobby Alto. And this is

1:02:16the most embarrassing story ever. We

1:02:18went to the show because we had the same

1:02:19agents as Bobby Alto.

1:02:22>> We went to the show, right? And after

1:02:24the show, we somehow just ended up on

1:02:26stage. I don't know why we went up

1:02:27there.

1:02:27>> I think it's because our agent said

1:02:30>> to go, "Make sure to go meet Bobby."

1:02:32>> Okay.

1:02:33>> And then just

1:02:34>> so we ended up on We ended up on stage

1:02:36with Bobby Alto and Funny Marco after

1:02:38the show, right? And they didn't know

1:02:39us, so it was kind of awkward like why

1:02:41are we all together, right? And so I

1:02:43started talking to Funny Marco about

1:02:46Sketch, the Twitch streamer, because

1:02:48this was when Sketch was first blowing

1:02:49up. Like he was known, but like this was

1:02:52whenever his clips were just going

1:02:54viral. And I was like, "Bro, you got to

1:02:56get with Sketch." They were about to go

1:02:58to Houston, and I know Sketch is from

1:02:59Houston. So I was like, "Bro, you got to

1:03:01get with Sketch, man. Like if you bring

1:03:02him out on stage, huge crowd pop. Like

1:03:04he's going to go crazy." And he was

1:03:06like, "Okay, bet." He was like, "Tell me

1:03:07about Sketch." And I was telling him

1:03:08about Sketch. Then

1:03:10>> I do remember this. The next day

1:03:13I'm out and it's the day of Funny

1:03:15Marco's show in Houston. I'm in Dallas.

1:03:17I get a FaceTime from a number that I've

1:03:20never seen before. And so I just hang it

1:03:22up and then a text that reads funny

1:03:26Marco. And so I'm like, "Okay." So I

1:03:29answer I call I FaceTime back

1:03:33and it's funny Marco answers and he

1:03:35goes, "Hey man, what's up? I got your

1:03:37boy with me." and he turns to Sketch and

1:03:41Sketch is on the phone. Now, I think

1:03:45what I assumed off of this because the

1:03:47reaction when Funny Marco turned the

1:03:49phone towards Sketch, Sketch was

1:03:52thinking that it was going to be a

1:03:54person he knows on the other end. Yeah.

1:03:56>> So, Sketch went from this. Yeah.

1:04:01Who's that? He He said, "Who's that to

1:04:04me?"

1:04:06He said, "Who's that about me?" to Funny

1:04:08Marco.

1:04:08>> That is criminal.

1:04:10>> And Funny Marco went

1:04:14hung up [gasps]

1:04:15>> hung up the phone. I texted Funny Marco

1:04:17after he hasn't responded to me in like

1:04:19two years.

1:04:21He Funny Marco thought that Sketch was

1:04:24my friend

1:04:26>> and I was plugging it.

1:04:28>> Oh my god. Yeah, you're

1:04:28>> But it was two complete strangers

1:04:31separate entities.

1:04:32>> You know how embarrassing that is?

1:04:33>> That's bad.

1:04:35He said, "Oh, who's that?" And Mark

1:04:38said,

1:04:40"Oh my, dude." And now I like, honest to

1:04:42God, y'all always say like, "Why is

1:04:44Payton? He's so He's so cute. He's so

1:04:46nice. Why does he just talk to people?"

1:04:48This is why. EVERY TIME I TRY, BRO,

1:04:50SOMETHING AWKWARD HAPPENS.

1:04:51>> He has insanely bad. It It's It's

1:04:54gravitational at this point. It it

1:04:56genuinely

1:04:56>> And then we've gone to like DreamCon and

1:04:58stuff and we've stayed in the same hotel

1:04:59as Sketch and we've been like at the bar

1:05:01with him and I'll literally like He said

1:05:03nice to meet you three years in a row.

1:05:04>> Yeah. Every every time I say it was nice

1:05:06to meet you. I'm like bro what the

1:05:08sketch

1:05:08>> like we talked 25 minutes straight last

1:05:10year

1:05:11>> about the like that was right when uh

1:05:13that was like the first year when the

1:05:15TV's were like about to come out and

1:05:17stuff.

1:05:17>> Yeah.

1:05:17>> We tal No, we've had like conversations

1:05:19talking and then the next year he was

1:05:20like

1:05:21>> and I actually I don't know if it was

1:05:23nice to meet you but it was definitely

1:05:24you could tell. Oh, he'll go, "Hey,

1:05:25Kylie." Like he'll say like really be,

1:05:27"Hey, it's Kylie." Like, "I I know you.

1:05:29>> I know. We talk for half an hour."

1:05:30>> Yeah. Oh, and then I had his Oh my god.

1:05:32Can I show you even Oh, I'm really about

1:05:34to doc how embarrassing I am. I have

1:05:39sketch his number.

1:05:41I think he gave me his number. Oh yeah.

1:05:44Oh yeah.

1:05:49Look how one-sided me and Sketch's text

1:05:52are.

1:05:57I used to [laughter] FaceTime.

1:05:59I used to just FaceTime. We were cool,

1:06:01bro. We talked for like 40 minutes. I

1:06:03would FaceTime him and he would just

1:06:05bang it immediately as he

1:06:07>> Oh. Oh, Pada. Oh, dude. What? You want a

1:06:10cookie or something?

1:06:11>> So, bro, this is going to get clipped so

1:06:12sketched. Hey, bro. We know each other,

1:06:14man. I'm Peyton.

1:06:15>> Whoa. Hey, I'm Cam, man.

1:06:17>> Funny Marco, bro. I hope my number's not

1:06:19blocked, dog. We should do something

1:06:21together.

1:06:22All right, man. Get us out of here, bro.

1:06:27All right, everybody. We absolutely love

1:06:28y'all. Appreciate you coming back.

1:06:29Episode 236.

1:06:31We love you. Get your good karma.

1:06:33Confuse the casuals with this week's

1:06:36secret code.

1:06:40[snorts]

1:06:43GMM.

1:06:45GMM.

1:06:46>> Good morning. My

1:06:48>> No. Give me my money.

1:06:50>> Give me I forgot about that. Give me MY

1:06:52MONEY. I BEAT ALL Y'ALL. YOU, TOO. OH,

1:06:55you think funny. Give me my money.

1:06:57Confuse the casuals. You can you can

1:06:59episode.

1:07:00>> Let us know. Let us know if you like the

1:07:02episode. And let us know if you want to

1:07:03see that drunk Q&A in the comments. You

1:07:05already know.

1:07:06>> Kim just likes getting drunk, dude.

1:07:07>> We absolutely love y'all. We'll see you

1:07:08in the next one.

1:07:10>> You know, we could just do it, by the

1:07:11way, too. Like, they don't we if we want

1:07:13to do it, we can just do it.

1:07:14>> That is true.

1:07:14>> We have that freedom.

1:07:15>> That is true.

1:07:16>> Remember, Christmas, we'll see you next

1:07:18time. Bye.

1:07:20Christmas. No, I was a little scared.

1:07:22Slightly.