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0:01[Applause]

0:06how we

0:07doing how you doing there boys you have

0:10a good day at

0:11work what bank do you guys work

0:14at do you want to say it or no you yeah

0:18there yeah that means they work at

0:19Fidelity

0:21okay I'm excited uh the end of the year

0:23is coming and we're about to go on a big

0:25tour we're going to a ton of places and

0:28I'm super excited I'm not joking about

0:30this every day we will flip open our

0:31Instagram and we will be tagged in a

0:33story of like people we've had on our

0:35show they're like today we did a show in

0:37um New Haven

0:40um and the couple so I pop open my story

0:43today and I go cruise ship that looks

0:46like a shitty cruise ship and then oh

0:48the couple from New Haven that makes

0:49sense um but they worked out um and

0:53that's now like we went from zero people

0:54meeting on the show in the past month to

0:56like five couples coming out of this and

0:58like couple engagements and all that it

1:00up for that that's a big deal look at

1:03in New York are you ready to meet our

1:06first

1:08contestant ladies and

1:11gentlemen give it up for

1:14Mark

1:16[Applause]

1:18Mark more more

1:23more I love the jacket man I didn't know

1:26uh you go shopping at Marshall's before

1:27the show

1:30yeah so what brings you to updating uh

1:31I'm just looking for for love really you

1:33know for my next

1:37girlfriend yeah yeah you already got

1:39someone that's like he can [ __ ]

1:41me what are you looking for and what

1:43what have you not gotten in the past um

1:46a microphone a little just close to your

1:47mouth to those nice puffy lips

1:49yeah all right yeah I'm looking for like

1:52a like a confident you know a girl that

1:54kind of keeps youing my toes um a girl

1:58that can go out with the boys and hang

2:00out and hang with them but also on a

2:03rainy day you know watch a movie or

2:04something is see like a girl that [ __ ]

2:06your

2:07friends no no I don't like those ones um

2:11I've had my favorite experience with

2:12those oh you you've had a girl like

2:14leave you for a friend not leave but

2:17hook up with a friend

2:19yeah how did that how' you find out

2:22about that in a group

2:24chat so that wasn't ideal what they like

2:27send a video yo what up yeah how' you

2:30find out a group chat I think they must

2:32have too many Red Bull vodkas I don't

2:33know forgot I was in there what's

2:35relatable about you and uh a microphone

2:37higher again just kiss you pretend it's

2:39my my [ __ ]

2:41yeah so what's relatable about me um I

2:45mean I just want to have a girlfriend

2:48that I love honestly I don't know like

2:50anyone else right yeah you're a Charming

2:53guy and where are you from Mark just so

2:55we get the backstory where are you from

2:57I'm from

2:58Montana w

3:01I've never been

3:02there what is a Montana guy like um in

3:05Montana obviously we grow up hunting and

3:07fishing everything in the outdoors so

3:10you're a man I love it yeah I love it

3:12you're a man so with girls obviously you

3:14seem you I mean it seems like you know

3:16what you're doing um are you uh guy like

3:19you you good in bed yeah I mean I would

3:20say I probably am I I would I don't know

3:24you know that's a hard question maybe

3:26the last girl you hooked up with what

3:28would be her support card I'd give her a

3:32B minus wow why does someone get a B

3:36minus with you um anyone that's willing

3:38to [ __ ] me gets an

3:43A+ so yeah tell us why that that person

3:46gets a B minus honestly I didn't think

3:48of it that heavy I just know that A's

3:50are [ __ ] hard to get cuz I wasn't the

3:51best in school so I was like so she's

3:53probably a

3:55b Brandon we're getting a a message from

3:58the crowd already um so this is from

4:00Orion he wants to know what was it like

4:03dating Kristen cavaler

4:05[Music]

4:08oh yeah I mean it was awesome I don't

4:10regret it at all it was awesome so why

4:12did that relationship end you know it

4:14just wasn't the right place the right

4:16time I guess and she was a few years

4:17older right yeah was there something was

4:21there something that she did in the

4:23bedroom that was better because she was

4:25a few years older it's a good question

4:27yeah um well I think for like a general

4:30standpoint that yeah that's like that's

4:33what happens right the older the older

4:35girls know what they're doing better

4:37right what are you looking for now older

4:39younger I'm looking for kind of middle

4:42of the pack you know Brandon should we

4:44take one more message on that har what

4:46do you what do you want to know here

4:47yeah and this is just a DM from

4:51myself what was the craziest thing that

4:54you did in your last relationship in the

4:57bedroom oh was there anything that was

5:00like something you never done before

5:01yeah I try I tried doggy

5:04oh yeah yeah what about will you do

5:06anything

5:08crazy um I mean honestly no I probably I

5:12mean there wasn't like one

5:14new like sex experience I guess that I

5:17tried like anal like is that your or

5:19you've done it

5:22prior I mean I've done it prior I'm

5:24trying yeah no i' I haven't been invited

5:27to that but um tell us about your family

5:30are you close with your family what kind

5:31of family do you

5:32want um yeah I'm very close to my family

5:35my mom's here somewhere I don't know

5:36where but oh

5:38wow great I just asked this guy how he

5:42[ __ ] I apologize you have a very nice H

5:45by the way what are you looking for

5:47today Mark what could we bring out for

5:49you what's the perfect girl I'm always

5:51drawn to blonde hair blue eyes obviously

5:54but that's so

5:56[Music]

5:58unique I do love darkhaired with blue

6:01eyes as well obviously you're in shape

6:03are you more of a an ass or breast guy

6:06like is there any specific things on on

6:08someone that really turns you on I

6:11respect someone having a nice butt

6:12obviously cuz that means they work hard

6:13for it but I'm a tits guy for sure

6:16wow titties are coming back man they are

6:20they are they were big in the '90s and

6:22then in the 2000s like slightly Slipped

6:25Away what's one thing that you want in

6:27your next relationship that you didn't

6:29get in your last relationship oh that's

6:33a good one that's a sweet one that's a

6:34tough one this is the Dr Phil question

6:37probably blonde hair blue

6:40eyes yeah there it is blue eyes I guess

6:42no but what would it be for real be

6:44honest cuz we're actually we have to

6:45think of this introducing you a sweet

6:47person maybe more like family like more

6:49family time like more I want my I want

6:52my girlfriend to be with my family more

6:54what's one thing about you that would

6:57surprise people something you know they

6:59see the looks they see they hear the

7:01Montana like what's one thing you're

7:03into that surprises people I think I'm

7:06pretty good at chess people probably

7:07saying I can play a little chess wow

7:09that's not fitting of what I've heard um

7:12so you're a smart guy okay that's cool I

7:14mean can you be with a girl like if a

7:16girl deals with sadness um happy like

7:19what do you do to make her happy like

7:21what do you like what I do to make her

7:22happy yeah if a girl's ever sad like

7:24what do you if she comes home and has a

7:26really bad day for real like this is

7:28important because someone just just got

7:29fired in front of us

7:32um what do you do to give someone like a

7:35good day I mean I'm probably going to

7:36take her little date go do something

7:37spontaneous something fun put a little

7:40smile on her face um that sounds like

7:42something cool that's a unique thing to

7:44do yeah yeah

7:46yeah have you [ __ ] over a thousand

7:48girls cuz you're a goodlooking guy

7:50absolutely not that's insane have you

7:51ever been rejected yeah has your mom

7:54ever seen you

7:56naked like recently yeah [ __ ] probably

7:59know when was the wait I want to hear

8:01mom have you when was the what age last

8:04time Brandon what age was the last time

8:0620 oh wa that's really

8:11hot I respect that I love that Mom thank

8:13you for being a good parenting give it

8:15up for Mark give it up for Mar give it

8:18up give it up for Kaitlyn

8:22everyone oh my

8:25God kitlin uh those are some cool shoes

8:28man thank you very much

8:30before we go into anything just tell the

8:31crowd give them kind of your elevator

8:32pitch about yourself no age or anything

8:35or profession but yeah you know uh

8:37there's some really there's a lot of

8:39guys out there so like if they're you

8:41know if they're into they'll come up my

8:44name is Caitlyn I am from Brooklyn New

8:46York I'm Italian and Irish so if you

8:50hear a little accent a little mix of

8:52Brooklyn and Italian and I'm ready to

8:54have a good night oh my God I love it

8:56ready what's your dating history like I

8:59was with somebody on and off for 9 and

9:0110 years and unfortunately though I lost

9:04them three years ago to cancer oh well I

9:07hope we can make up for that that's we

9:10are we are ready to open ourselves back

9:12up and I'm excited to meet somebody new

9:14tonight yeah give it

9:17up have you met any nice guys since or

9:20nothing's kind of hit H nothing's hidden

9:22right now the dating scene in New York

9:24is not giving me what I thought it was

9:25going to give we yeah I'm seeing it yeah

9:29what what kind of guy do you want

9:30tonight I want somebody that's confident

9:33I want somebody that's very caring

9:35somebody that listens when you speak and

9:37actually like cares about what you have

9:38to say somebody that's motivated and

9:41will motivate me make me a better

9:42version of myself and just like a like a

9:45ride or die partner what's like the

9:47hottest thing a guy could do on a date

9:49with you I just love like when somebody

9:51like owns a space like I don't want to

9:53know where the date is like put a

9:55blindfold over me just like we're doing

9:56right now and just take me there just

9:58Own the Night like I love that a [ __ ]

10:01so wow that's a imagine a guy who's like

10:03hey I have a blindfold huh I'm there why

10:06am I down you sound like a fun date

10:08sounds like I watched your date this

10:10morning yeah so you like a a confident

10:13guy uh clearly with confidence there's a

10:15physicality to it um what do what do you

10:18what do you like I need them in the gym

10:20this is very important I like somebody

10:21that's fit um somebody that's clean like

10:24if they're walking down the street you

10:25could just tell they smell good they

10:27look good they take care of themselves I

10:29I love like a pretty boy it's not good I

10:31don't know if that's good or not oh my

10:33God I I do I do I love a pretty boy wait

10:36what about a mama's boy ooh honestly

10:40okay I have mixed emotions about a

10:42mama's boy I love a mama's boy because

10:44that means they know how to treat a

10:46woman but I

10:47also sometimes like they get a little

10:50bit like your their opinion like it gets

10:52a little tricky with the mom and trying

10:54to like depend on the mom yeah

11:01oh my God it gets a little tricky but I

11:03I overall like I really value a man that

11:05has a good relationship with his mom

11:07very important well how good

11:10uh Kaylin I have a question what would

11:12be the oldest like what would be like

11:16the oldest a guy should be like um the

11:19see like where his mom sees him naked

11:21like what would be

11:22to what would be like too old I'm scared

11:24to know you guys just brought out my

11:26head's going like 8 to like 10 years old

11:30tops tops right and I'm I'm trying to be

11:33generous here yeah you can it's also

11:35Times zpp by Times zpp by too yeah um no

11:38I don't care I a lot of guys though now

11:40they do hang out with their moms naked

11:42um what what where am I where am I right

11:45now what turned you on any anything any

11:47hot things like do you like uh all right

11:49well I got blindfolds on but I I do plan

11:51to kind of feel the arms see what's

11:53going on right next to me how important

11:55are muscles for very important this is

11:58this is right here right now we're going

12:00to see what's going on is there a

12:02specific muscle that is the most

12:04important all right I love the arms

12:07because I want to be able like I want

12:08them to be able to pick me up like I

12:09think that's that's hot um and I I like

12:13ABS I do I think abs are good this

12:15should be pretty easy one yeah feel like

12:18I'm in high school again I'm like

12:19talking to the girl like hey like what's

12:21going on like what she's like I want

12:24muscles is there a state that you've

12:26never dated a guy from that would be

12:28cool like and throw it a state we got 50

12:31of them may

12:33Boston

12:39Boston wait my my wow does anyone have

12:43an IQ meter help me out help me out by

12:46the way Kaylin I feel better about

12:47myself now uh well I was so confident

12:51saying that too I want you to know I own

12:53that [ __ ] guys give it up for

12:55[Applause]

12:57Kaitlyn please welcome back Mark to the

13:03stage so first just say your name there

13:06over there you want to introduce

13:08yourself to Caitlyn I'm

13:09Mark hello Mark that's Mark nice to meet

13:12you nice to meet you as well Mark one

13:13quick thing just to start it out how do

13:16you feel about

13:17Boston no for

13:19real like uh the Celtics no this this

13:23the the state the state of Boston

13:26they're a match I mean I

13:32yo just to loosen things up here to

13:34start it out to have some fun um Kaitlin

13:37you mentioned uh uh you like muscles you

13:39like everything um put your hands to the

13:42right wait where is she exactly I'm

13:44right where you are she's to your right

13:46hello Mark my right yeah look to your

13:48right okay we're we're

13:50looking she's clearly touching

13:54you [ __ ] oh my God I'm going to need

13:57a Xanax a cigarette later yeah so all

14:01right it's we're we're looking good

14:03we're looking like we put some work in

14:05here this is good this a good start how

14:06about you take that off Mark cuz it's

14:08it's creating a barrier it's making

14:10everyone

14:10[Applause]

14:13feel all right who thinks the jacket

14:16should

14:19yeah all right Harron I need some help

14:22oh my God she look like I want to know

14:24should Kaitlin help him take it off well

14:27well klin we need to here yeah what's

14:30going on we're only going to know what

14:31he looks like we get that [ __ ] jacket

14:32off I can't see anything

14:36it's

14:38oh

14:42oh oh my God and we're back we're back

14:45in better Mark's like slow it down slow

14:48it down Mark's like which arm do I

14:52use yeah I'll give you a pro he's yeah

14:55I'm my God can see right here

14:59like this

15:08thing Kay I don't know what's going on

15:11wait guys hang on a

15:14second what is going on I want to knowa

15:17wait does anyone want to like play chess

15:19with

15:20me I like old women no I don't play it

15:24like a lot I just know how to play it

15:27like we play chess there's a great

15:29chance I would beat you but I'm not

15:34like and here I am about to ask you to

15:37teach me and you're already being

15:41competitive oh my [ __ ]

15:45god what do you want to know about this

15:47guy right now clearly he's coming and

15:49hop with this he's like I play chess um

15:51like he's he's flirting like a

15:54[ __ ] listen honey maybe we do

15:57Checkers first uh

15:59but yeah what are you you're clearly

16:01thinking some stuff he's got the arms he

16:02was wearing a leather jacket you're

16:04talking about it you like the [ __ ]

16:05the Brooklyn Italian what's popping

16:07through your head there Kaitlin hm can

16:10you describe yourself in three

16:12words

16:14passionate confident but not like cocky

16:20and spontaneous kind of that was four

16:24words but that was that was good I not

16:26going to count either we're off to a

16:28good start those are great what's the

16:31most spontaneous thing you've done Mark

16:33in what regards in your in your

16:36life like have you ever done

16:40anal yeah yeah Mark you what is like the

16:44most spontaneous thing you've done in

16:45the bed so you guys are talking about

16:46sexual yeah now we are I've never done

16:49it you yeah you made it go

16:51seexual uh no I've never done an

16:55orgy what you're asking what's the

16:58wildest thing you've done

16:59I've had sex in a couple pretty weird

17:02spots beinging for Montana you know cuz

17:04you don't you're trying to hide it you

17:05know from your mom in high school so you

17:08got to get pretty creative what was one

17:10of those spots uh Hal loft is not

17:14ideal Kaylin how do you like his answer

17:16there I'm just I'm trying to take it all

17:19in I'm still I'm still on

17:22chess I know the chess thing uh I don't

17:24love chess that's just one weird thing

17:26that's one weird fact that I know how to

17:28play chess hey Mark what do you love I

17:30love the outdoor so Hunting Fishing

17:32spending time with my family I guess too

17:35it's about it I love that oh my God what

17:37about you what are you passionate about

17:39I love helping people I love helping

17:41like if somebody comes to me and like

17:43has a problem I want to help them solve

17:44it I'm really passionate about seeing

17:46myself happy and other people happy I'm

17:48passionate about just inner peace and oh

17:51my God is that like that's awesome

17:54that's aw I don't know like I'm

17:55passionate about just like finding peace

17:57and being happy so Mark do you like what

17:59you're hearing man like from what I

18:00think it's very hot yeah I love that so

18:02if it's hot then what's the hottest move

18:04you would make right

18:05now yeah you're getting all confident

18:07with your [ __ ]

18:10chest make a move tough guy what would

18:13you get what's like a hot thing you

18:14could do right now I mean I kind of just

18:17want to smell her to see what she smells

18:19[Applause]

18:23like can I smell you go for it go for it

18:26okay where you at I'm right here

18:31yeah I like

18:32that I like that I feel like guys are so

18:35simple like yeah like that wait Kaylin

18:39do you want to smell Mark yeah can I I

18:40mean it's only right see smells like

18:45chess smells good yeah Mark very good

18:47he's like the last guy wearing Axe

18:50spray what's the next thing you do

18:52you're on a date you found out Caitlyn

18:54sounds pretty sensitive nice like what

18:56are you what are you going to do man

18:57what's going to elevate this

18:59um what's going to elevate this

19:02yeah balls in my court it's in

19:06it probably have to take a deep ball and

19:08see if she wants to kiss I don't know

19:12whoa oh my God yeah it's crazy it's

19:16crazy I know he's confident guy not

19:18Kaylin he's he's confident he's there

19:21he's ready to go yeah hey up to you up

19:24to you kayin he went he's going in

19:27quick so

19:29all what do you want to say what do you

19:31want to do how you if you if maybe

19:33feeling his abs will help you make your

19:37[Applause]

19:38decision get it

19:41girl oh wow those are really

19:44nice we love a nice

19:47app I mean like I'm I'm content I guess

19:51I'm just going to sit here and wait oh

20:06[Applause]

20:09[Music]

20:09[Applause]

20:13keep

20:15going that was nice yeah I love that

20:18that was uh he might have some lipstick

20:20on him does anyone want to like check

20:21him out make sure he's good over here by

20:23the way that lipstick looks good I want

20:25to kiss Mark

20:26now was there chemistry just now with

20:28that you could be honest I'll let you go

20:34first I think so yeah he's like I'm

20:37pretty content I mean I think there was

20:39chemistry there for sure all right

20:41Kaylin you you've used a Content a

20:43couple times that way is that

20:46extraordinary or where does like like

20:47what is content content is I'm still

20:51dabbling into the situation like I'm I'm

20:53happy where it's going I'm like getting

20:56to know I'm sniffing around I'm trying

20:58to figure fure out you know what I mean

21:00if we're compatible here so then what do

21:02you need to know and um yeah also how do

21:04you feel about an experienced guy that's

21:06been with a woman that's 70 years old I

21:08mean a couple do you like a guy that's

21:11been with an older woman or do you like

21:12guys that you could teach okay a guy

21:15that's been with an older woman we're

21:16woman we're talking seven years 15 15

21:20years older than him yeah did you learn

21:23some things along the way like are you

21:25more mature like what made you decide to

21:29date somebody 15 years old no I learned

21:30a lot I learned a lot about myself and

21:33yeah I mean I don't regret it at all I

21:34think I got more mature I think I found

21:37what I want in a girl what I don't want

21:39in a girl

21:40but exactly what I want to be honest

21:43okay now he learned how to play chess

21:45yeah Brandon one one question on the

21:47last relationship couple people from the

21:49crowd are messaging this uh they want to

21:52know how often you guys were doing it

21:55for both of you know having sex in your

21:57last relationship how often was that

21:59happening oh that's a good so for each

22:01of you I guess average per day per week

22:04per per Sunset you know yeah no Harris

22:07that's a good that's actually a good

22:08question that's a good question you know

22:10a lot about someone from how much they

22:12[ __ ] in like their last relationship

22:14and for real like yeah I'm you know I'm

22:16one a month so I'm like well I'm with

22:20myself a couple times a day um yeah Mark

22:23you want to go first sure I'll go first

22:25I'll take one for the team um

22:28I mean depends if it was on a vacation

22:30or like normal but fair that's you know

22:33what I mean like there's a big

22:34difference but vacation a lot yeah on

22:36vacation a couple times a day but like

22:38normal life you know probably once every

22:41other day oh you got to bump that up

22:43that's not that good uh kayln uh what

22:45about you and how do you feel about that

22:47number I no that's that's normal that's

22:49fair now I'm feeling like mine's not as

22:51normal mine was like once a day yeah I

22:53like that it's cool yeah once a day a

22:56day is that a Jersey accent or what is

22:59that exactly Brooklyn Brooklyn well I'm

23:02not from this area but I just could tell

23:04it was something where are you from

23:06Montana what Montana Montana I'm from

23:11I'm from th Montana this crowd's like

23:1418yearold so they don't get that

23:17reference I feel like we're watching

23:19Yellowstone right

23:20now and like you're on like feel can you

23:23just feel his I'm sorry I'm sorry uh

23:25kayb but feel his forearm the I can't

23:27stop looking at it Mar take your right

23:28arm yeah so Caitlyn put your arm out I

23:31just want don't you feel that more we're

23:32talking right here oh that this is nice

23:35we we started oh feel oh wow like he's

23:38so I'm feeling veins this is good this

23:42is good what are you a [ __ ]

23:45surgeon she's veins [ __ ] veins is how

23:49you know the there's a pump yeah right

23:52you got to understand you like when a

23:54guy's like veiny everywhere yes is wait

23:56what is what does a veiny guy tell you

23:59Caitlyn all right this could be just a

24:01Caitlyn thing but like a veiny guy tells

24:02me like he was very recently in the gym

24:05like this is like a fresh Palm at least

24:0824 hours you know in the mix there very

24:11very he came correct yeah no he's

24:14definitely pumping um so anything from

24:17you Harrison any final questions over

24:19here should we do one more you do one

24:21more here and then I want to get them

24:23last whatever and then a decision I'm

24:26very excited take it away

24:28okay fine also like I'm suddenly

24:30becoming this jacket like no I like it

24:33on you dude I'm changing my you're not

24:35to you're not too hot I want to see the

24:37jacket no I'm being dead serious like

24:39I'm actually changing a lot of things I

24:41do after I was a little shy tonight the

24:44minute this jacket came on I'm like

24:47suddenly you can all go [ __ ]

24:50yourselves I want to know the longest

24:52either of you have ever gone down on

24:54someone for oh the most amount of time

24:57and what just like oh my God just give

25:00the time you don't even have to expand

25:02on it yeah you go

25:06first um probably 3 and a half to 5

25:13minutes he wait Harrison you were asking

25:15the longest right the longest cuz I'm

25:18confus that is like dude F to [ __ ]

25:20unless your tongue is

25:22insane are you that's like one chess

25:26move yeah H wait Mark do you have some

25:30technique or something

25:32huh I don't know honestly that's just so

25:34smooth that's probably my average time I

25:36don't know this guy's just he's just so

25:38cool he's like I don't know like they

25:40just come I just sit

25:42there so

25:44Caitlyn what's your

25:46number um um I feel like mine's a little

25:49bit longer don't feel shy cuz you know I

25:53don't know like five and a

25:56half on that note

26:00no they're actually like very

26:02compatible the blindfolds are going to

26:04come off anything you want to ask or

26:06find out about each other um that's

26:08quick or do you know enough what's your

26:10body count

26:13[Applause]

26:15oh

26:18oh I feel like that's a

26:23k be honest too you have to give a

26:25number or you or we're going to have to

26:27bring the police in

26:30like an exact number give me give me a

26:33roundabout 22 okay really somewhere

26:37there you being serious a guy like you I

26:40would think it's like a

26:42thousand a 22 you are a good man so

26:46Kaylin you want to answer your own

26:47question or mine is six

26:53six give it up for their honesty

26:56everyone this is cool

26:59a big moment is happening you guys are

27:02going to take your blindfolds off

27:06in 5 4 3 2

27:11[Applause]

27:161 you're very handsome you're very

27:19pretty microphone microphone's up oh oh

27:21I'm very happy you're sitting next to me

27:24yeah you're gorgeous oh you did great

27:28nice sorry I mean he a [ __ ] nice guy

27:31you're a great girl I mean it's a lot of

27:33different world out here without the wow

27:35wait look at each other I love looking

27:37at you guys I feel like I'm with my

27:39thank

27:40Youk you and you're very handsome thank

27:43you D what what's your move now

27:47[Applause]

27:53Mark more more more more

27:59markk everyone Dead Silence right now

28:03Caitlyn I have to break some news to you

28:06oh this is Mark's

28:09jacket you look good in it though you

28:11should get one what do you think yeah

28:13yeah this is your moment got like take

28:15my [ __ ] no ready like later on when

28:18someone says to me like like what do you

28:20do when you go down I'm just like I just

28:22dude okay can I actually have this

28:25jacket can can you have it back I just

28:26want to see him oh yeah yeah yeah wait

28:28wa wait [ __ ] now my personality is going

28:30to go away wait Brandon before you give

28:33it back to him he already took one thing

28:36off what's happening no I was saying he

28:39already took one article of clothing off

28:41if it's up to him if you want to see him

28:43with the shirt off um I want to see

28:47it oh up to you

28:50Mark Mark Mar

28:55[Applause]

29:00stand

29:02up

29:04oh my pull your pants

29:07down who the [ __ ] are

29:10you oh

29:14imagine Kay anything you want to do it

29:17just say hi to him say hi Mark come over

29:20to her now come over to her just

29:23like you take all you

29:33you're going to win the

29:38vibrator yeah sit on her I

29:41mean kayn any any favorite tattoos on

29:44him and I we usually don't ask this but

29:47he is the guy you asked this to I need

29:50like some context but like me for a

29:52different time right Brotherhood do you

29:56have like a brother I do how many

30:00microphone two okay are you close with

30:04them yeah my older brother has this with

30:05my younger one doesn't but he'll

30:07probably will I love that all right guys

30:10um obviously there's a lot of good

30:12things l 10 any last move there um

30:15Caitlyn any last thing you want to do or

30:16your I just want to feel his hair it

30:18looks really like Lous feel his hair and

30:20that

30:21yeah oh my God yeah you're

30:25wow all right on that note both of you

30:28and you can keep your shirt off there

30:31mark eyes closed look straight

30:35regardless of what just happened this is

30:37when we get real okay eyes closed look

30:41straight as we say in chest

30:45okay thumb up if you are interested in

30:50the person next to you thumb down if you

30:53are not in 5 4 3 2 1

30:58[Music]

30:59[Applause]

31:01both of you Mr and Mrs Montana look look

31:06the mark she said

31:11yeah he's like yeah that always

31:14happens it looks like you guys are going

31:17to have a happily ever after um and I

31:20could tell you really I I I know he he

31:23he doesn't give up he's so like yeah

31:25like he's just cool but you really love

31:26him

31:28I think you really love him yeah we

31:32should both be blindfolded

31:35now okay yeah what's what's one reason

31:38why it was a yes from both of you um I

31:40just kind of liked your uh your banner

31:43no you're Banner like you're just I

31:45don't know I just liked it okay I liked

31:47your honesty I feel like you answered

31:49everything very honest and you didn't

31:51care if it would piss anyone off in here

31:53I like it

31:54yo and is and is by the way you already

31:57met the family which will is a whole

31:59other story um and Kaitlin scalea one

32:02hot how hot do you think Markus hot

32:05Brandon what Brandon nah n n no I I hate

32:09to be the bear of bad

32:11news we

32:13have a another girl from Mark

32:18oh he flew in from Montana and Mark

32:22there is someone else we want you to

32:23meet and then we'll we'll see who he

32:25wants who wants Mark to make a big

32:27decision here

32:28[Applause]

32:30all right Harris and Mark blindfold on

32:32my friend give it up for these two give

32:34it up give it

32:36up ladies and Gentlemen please give a

32:40warm welcome to

32:43Marco

32:45who Margo welcome to the

32:49stage guys show some love to Margo

32:54everyone all right uh Margot before we

32:57get into any anything with anyone um no

33:00age profession tell the crowd who you

33:02are the kind of man you want so my name

33:04is Margo um I live in New York City

33:08lived here for a few years I'm single

33:11and I'm looking for someone who has been

33:14single for a while but that's finally

33:16ready to open up and let someone into

33:18their new life oh my [ __ ] god that

33:22was what does that look like when you

33:24say a guy that that opens you up I mean

33:27or no

33:28sorry I [ __ ] that's okay too whoa so

33:32that oh that is how you want so what so

33:34then when you say that's okay what kind

33:35of a guy physically do you want

33:36attraction like what do you want him to

33:38look like what turns you on there Margot

33:40what would that guy be like oo so I'm

33:43not very picky when it comes to looks I

33:45will say um I do prefer someone who's a

33:49little bit bigger than I am so like he

33:52with all of that I like prefer but

33:56anyone who like works out out or has

33:58muscles is nice but you don't have to be

34:01jacked that's okay I wish you went to my

34:03high school yeah yeah um I love a guy

34:07who's family oriented and any uh

34:09favorite games you like to play in your

34:11free time what do you like to do yeah is

34:13there any like board game or anything

34:14growing up my dad um and I would play

34:16chess a

34:20lot

34:22oh my

34:24God Mar oh I'm not good I'm not good is

34:30that something you could see yourself

34:31playing with your partner for sure yeah

34:34they can actually teach me to be better

34:35cuz like I said I'm I'm not very good

34:37but I love playing that it reminds me of

34:40just growing up with my dad what if I

34:42told you someone to the right could

34:43really teach you how to play chess I

34:46mean I'm intrigued let's see I mean I'm

34:48always open for a lesson

34:51Mark Mark do you want to share what you

34:56do when you play

34:58chess take it away what do I do when I

35:01play chess yes and it lasts 5 and 1/2

35:06minutes or three and a half to five

35:08whatever he whatever he said before just

35:11I go for the Queen's Gambit you know

35:15then do

35:17that do you like what you heard mark

35:19from Margot she actually did tell I mean

35:21I think that's cool that she could sit

35:23there and play chess a lot of people

35:24can't oh but that's not I'm like

35:28addicted to I don't I don't know where

35:29this came from Mark do you have any uh

35:32any profound or interesting questions

35:35from Margo where are you from exactly in

35:37this area I'm originally from San

35:40Francisco but I

35:41live I live on the Upper East Side I've

35:44never heard someone cheer that much for

35:46San

35:48Francisco Mark what is the most

35:51interesting thing you could ask to both

35:53the to both these girls

36:04[Music]

36:07um a can I phone a friend yes let's see

36:11if his mom has a

36:12question all

36:15right Mark's mom it is very important in

36:18a relationship that the mom approves of

36:20the girl are is there a question you

36:22want to yell out that is important to

36:24you

36:27I see where he got it

36:30from is there nothing mom come

36:33on want children

36:37oh to both of them you go first Mar I I

36:41do eventually yeah as long as it's with

36:43the right person all right

36:45kayln I definitely do and more than one

36:48because I was an only child growing up

36:50what your idea of a perfect date that's

36:53the worst [ __ ] question we don't want

36:55to sit here all day we don't allow

36:58people at our show to talk about their

36:59[ __ ] date at Chili's or wherever or

37:03in this neighborhood people what about

37:05uh Brandon Brandon hang on Spotify rap

37:08[ __ ] Spotify rap Mark if there's one

37:11celebrity that you could have and all

37:14three of you down the row who's the

37:16who's the one person you could you would

37:18want that's the kind of Spotify rap I

37:20like when it involves

37:22[ __ ] Mark you go

37:25first oh you actually my my celebrity

37:28crush yes who is it be honest Megan Fox

37:32other than

37:33her yeah why does that count other than

37:36Megan Fox give us an t mcra t what is it

37:40say it louder t mccre t MCC okay all

37:44right Margot Robert patson Robert

37:47Patterson he is probably doing ecstasy

37:50somewhere and kayin what about you

37:52Justin

37:54Bieber so Mark any final things you need

37:57to know here um or do you have a

37:59decision made can I smell

38:01you I just want to say I just want to

38:04know yes good Margo can he smell you oh

38:09he wants to smell me yeah oh yeah you

38:11can smell me is that fine yeah of

38:15course

38:16okay no I like it are you close enough I

38:20think

38:22so yeah I love it and and Mark any you

38:26so you got the smell anything else my

38:28friend does he want to find out how long

38:30Margo's gone down for yeah answer that

38:34or uh what's that question yeah um wait

38:38I want Mark to ask it yeah I want to

38:40hear see if you can remember word for

38:41word the question he's like have you

38:44remember when like you went up on

38:47someone what is the longest that

38:51you've gave a [ __ ] to to a previous

38:53person or partner wow

38:58it is a good it's actually brilliant

39:00it's like a very profound

39:02question as long as it

39:08[Applause]

39:13takes that's a good answer that was a

39:15good answer wow and Mark um remember

39:19earlier in the show I asked you

39:21something like what do you like are you

39:23uh a behind or front guy uh you know

39:27yeah know what you're talking about do

39:29you want to talk about Margot like tell

39:31her what you

39:32like yeah um so I said that I I

39:38respected nice ass obviously cuz you

39:39worked hard for it but I'm a but I am a

39:41tits guy what do you think about that

39:44there's no problem with

39:46that you're open to what you like wow I

39:49feel like I'm at a phone sex session

39:52it's like we're training phone sex

39:54operators any last things right now

39:55before you make your final decision my

39:57friend I think I would have to probably

39:59kiss her before I knew it

40:02oh I'll do a little Peck all right then

40:06he's right to your right do whatever you

40:07want

40:18there all right Margo any last thing you

40:21need to know from this guy anything from

40:23you Mar anything here he he's a good

40:26kisser he yeah he's he's yeah Mark

40:29what's one word to describe that

40:32kiss it was epic I like

40:35it this is going to be a very intense

40:39moment Mark put your arm over the person

40:42you are more interested in before you

40:44see them in three 2

40:541 all right well guess what the

40:57blindfolds are coming off and Mark you

41:01are going to point to the girl you are

41:03more physically attracted to in three 2

41:09[Music]

41:12[Applause]

41:131

41:17wow I mean I think you're gorgeous too

41:19you guys are both pretty but I just

41:21think we had better better banter back

41:23and forth so we kind of just had more

41:25chemistry I guess I don't know

41:28all right all right well and Margo is he

41:29your type are you upset about this I

41:32mean if he has a better connection with

41:34somebody else then that's out of my

41:36control I love

41:38that all right give it up for these

41:43two give it up yeah and Margo you're

41:46going to put your blindfolds on you are

41:48not leaving we are going to have a

41:51beautiful

41:52man give it up for Margo we love

41:56Margo ladies and gentlemen give it up

41:59for

42:03Caleb Caleb take a seat my

42:08friend Caleb tell the crowd about you

42:11who are you what are you looking for my

42:13friend um I'm 62

42:17215 I drive a black laramy I want a

42:20confident girl that's curious about the

42:22world open-minded that's

42:25her at where are you from Caleb uh born

42:29and raised in hel Ina Montana

42:33Montana what are the

42:36Chan what are the odds Montana um so

42:39Caleb you're a very Charming guy you're

42:41coming up here Charming what are some

42:43characteristics that you have that

42:45another guy doesn't what makes you

42:47special uh I'm 6'2 I'm

42:51215 oh my God I'm a good

42:55listener I think that goes a long ways

42:58you know I was raised by my mom and she

43:00liked to vent to me a lot and I I could

43:03listen to her how close are you with

43:04your mom very close Margot um how's it

43:08going there all good this guy's coming

43:10came up here he's super confident nice

43:12but how what do you anything popping in

43:14your head anything you want to ask this

43:15guy right here I like his Vibe so far

43:18he's confident and he's you know I like

43:21that so far he's a nice guy seems like

43:24it he's a super yeah yeah 62 2:15 we

43:28love that yeah uh anything you want to

43:30find out about this all right all right

43:33all no

43:35no all right so Margo put your hand up

43:38your right hand you want to put it

43:39against this guy and maybe go

43:43higher

43:44higher H let go to the top of his head

43:47take

43:48[Applause]

43:49it am I allowed to is she Caleb is she

43:52allowed to take your hat off will you be

43:54okay with me taking it off yeah that's

43:56fine

43:58woo a he's got good hair you have a nice

44:01ofir do you want to do you want to feel

44:02it Mar yeah he's actually got good hair

44:04what do I do with the hat I also thought

44:05he was going to be bald he's not all

44:09right

44:10right good head of hair thank you all

44:14right should we put the hat back on yeah

44:15put that hat he's allowed to wear a hat

44:17the hat back on what do you want right

44:19now in a partner uh just this like who

44:21do you want right now my friend we cuz

44:23your friend your your buddy had a happy

44:25ending tonight I kind of want Mario I

44:29Caleb do you like what's going on so far

44:31I'm feeling something frisky I don't

44:32know what is yeah I what do you think of

44:35Margo I think he sounds really nice like

44:38he's a really nice guy yeah he sounds

44:40like a really nice guy hey Caleb so

44:43before you see Margo what's one thing

44:44you would want to do right

44:48now yeah I'm down for that well yeah

44:52that's up to Margot entirely but Margot

44:54would you want that I think a kiss after

44:56a blindfold all right margot's going to

44:58wait for the blindfold which is totally

45:00fair so on that note are you guys ready

45:03to see each

45:04other all right you guys are going to

45:07take your blindfolds off

45:11immediately Caleb take it off my friend

45:14wait right now yeah take it off bro slow

45:18bro yo chill out

45:23there Caleb any any words on what you're

45:26looking at here with Mar I like the

45:28black it looks good Margo do you have

45:31any questions for Caleb I think he's

45:33cute you're and you said before like the

45:35kisses uh you would wave for the

45:37blindfolds I'm up to it now

45:40whoa what what I said I'm open to it now

45:44oh yeah let's do

45:48[Applause]

45:53it all right by the way super cute you

45:56got Sparkle in your eye any last words

45:58for each

45:59other all right no eyes closed look

46:06straight thumb up if you are interested

46:08in the person next to you thumb down if

46:11you are not in three 2

46:151 I

46:17mean I I think you guys should be

46:20getting way more hype I love you too

46:24give it up for these two

46:28all right Harrison what's going on

46:30Brandon there's a girl who wants Caleb

46:33all right and how about this the

46:34blindfolds will stay off this person

46:36will come up Caleb will will take a look

46:39maybe ask a question and then we will

46:42have a decision Harrison who's the

46:45person is there a Sophie in the audience

46:49a

46:55Sophie guys give it up for Sophie come

46:58on

46:59up wow Sophie take a seat right here so

47:03Caleb you saw on your interested in yeah

47:06and you smell very

47:08nice what is it what are you wearing

47:10what are you wear what are you wearing I

47:12you smell really good too it's Tom Ford

47:14what are you

47:16wearing uh Polo what did you actually

47:19like about Caleb like what what really

47:21made you want to come up here he's very

47:23cute I love that he keeps his hat on

47:26love

47:28oh uh how many glasses of wine yeah um

47:32are you on any U methamphetamines or I

47:36think we just cut right to the no I I

47:38need know more about both of them I what

47:40are some quick rapid fire things deal

47:42Breer question we'll ask a couple with

47:44you all right where you from

47:47Indiana Oh my God that's the most

47:50uninteresting place in the

47:52world um Caleb any other [ __ ] amazing

47:55questions I have a question for you you

47:57rapid fire three questions each take it

48:00away Margo favorite drink ooh tonight

48:03tequila soda cats or dogs dogs favorite

48:07food biscuits and gravy how many inches

48:10are

48:11you two three I would like to know

48:15what's the longest you've gone down at

48:16someone yeah for real actually a good

48:18question good one to a climax or not

48:21longest period to the climax uh I mean

48:23I've been down there for a while

48:27what does a while mean to you cuz it

48:29could be 45 minutes to an

48:33hour oh my you could teach your friend a

48:37thing or

48:38two um this is my Jack I bought this

48:40jacket today is it is it I yeah my mom

48:44got it for me it looks a little big on

48:45you wait what's in the

48:50[Applause]

48:51pocket before I take it out it's a

48:54condom

49:05what the [ __ ] is that wait he brought a

49:08vibrator I have two new friends you're

49:10the only other people that would walk

49:12around with this in

49:13Manhattan so we are going to get down to

49:16a decision right now you saw them both

49:19you got enough in my opinion is any last

49:22thing or

49:23no I want to kiss Sophie yeah oh

49:27all right how' you read my brain like

49:29that I knew that's where you all right

49:33Sophie all right up to you Sophie you

49:35want to kiss this guy to end or

49:40no

49:41[Applause]

49:43wow it these Montana boys

49:47man keep going wait do a little more of

49:50that wait do a little more I love it cuz

49:52the crowd just isn't

49:54cheering and it's so awkward

49:57all right

49:59Caleb full transparency to end off

50:02updating tonight who are you more

50:05interested in Margot or Sophie in 3 2

50:141 do you like

50:18pandas what the

50:21[ __ ] it's a vibrator sorry Sophie I'm

50:25interested in Sophie what

50:27yeah why Sophie I think I can match her

50:30energy as margos too but I just I don't

50:32know something about Sophie I think Maro

50:34will do I think she's going to do just

50:40fine mar mar mar mar what a show Mark

50:47and Caitlin I really feel strongly about

50:49that one Caitlin told us exactly what

50:51she wanted we know what Mark wanted and

50:53I think we got a match there Montana

50:55boys mark I can emphatically confidently

50:58say he's the best looking man we've ever

51:00had on updating and down to earth too so

51:03shout out to Mark you're a great man I

51:05don't know what cavalary was thinking

51:08Caitlyn and Mark apparently they had fun

51:10at the Afterparty there might be some

51:12stories coming out so we're pulling for

51:14them Caleb was awesome he brought a fire

51:16at the end of the show and I actually

51:17want to give you a message from Caleb

51:19all right honestly Sophia she was

51:21probably top five worst I've ever talked

51:22in my life ever I like how she smell

51:25that was great she's hot

51:27good eyes but her personality [ __ ]

51:31blue there was also a crazy twist Caleb

51:34he went for Sophie on stage didn't

51:36choose Margot but then at the Afterparty

51:39they were getting a little touchy a

51:40little feely so it's crazy what happens

51:44at these After parties the Montana boys

51:46I'm rooting for you and guys we are

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52:01ever done and I cannot wait for this

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52:07I can't wait for you to see what we have

52:09in store uh love this community love all

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