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0:00I'm not even going to sell it, bro. I'm
0:01just going to have a swim around in a
0:02[music] fish tank in my house.
0:04>> $3.2 million. $3.2 million.
0:08>> $3.2 million US.
0:10>> $3.1 million for Single Pacific [music]
0:13Blue Fin tuna.
0:19>> The prize was far higher than his own
0:21previous record.
0:33But I also have some other business
0:35schemes [music] that could possibly be
0:36executed in Japan.
0:56I've got pretty good reason to believe
0:57that I am one of the best gamblers on
0:59the planet. You know, if you've been
1:01watching my past videos and follow me on
1:04all my other platforms, you guys know
1:05that between soccer and sponsorships,
1:08I'm up about $6 million in the last 2
1:10months.
1:13Boom. Boom. Holy. Get the phone out.
1:19[screaming]
1:23>> 4.8 million, bro.
1:26>> What? Crazy, bro.
1:28>> Dude, it doesn't feel real. Five. I've
1:30never seen What's the most?
1:36>> And that's pretty good. And it's dope.
1:38Life is good. I am extremely grateful
1:40and blessed for that opportunity. But I
1:42will admit sometimes it does feel like I
1:44have a slightly higher calling or a
1:47higher potential. I got these big dreams
1:49and sometimes there it feels like
1:51there's more out there for me than you
1:53know always picking what soccer team is
1:56going to win. I love gambling but I got
1:58too many schemes to be focused on what
2:01I've already conquered. That being
2:03gambling. I've already conquered
2:04gambling. I made tens of million
2:06millions of dollars in that industry.
2:08It's just like I don't know. I'm ready
2:10for the next. For example, my uh most
2:12recent inspiration is I saw this guy on
2:14TikTok. He caught a tuna. This Japanese
2:17mother caught a tuna. It sold for $3
2:19million. Not yen. $3 million United
2:23States dollars for one fish. Are you
2:26kidding me? That's incredible. He's
2:27making the news. $3 million fish retired
2:30off of tuna. It's legendary. What a
2:32story is that? And I have been deeply
2:34inspired by that guy. I want to catch
2:36the world record fish, dude. So, that's
2:38my new plan is I'm going to Japan. I'm
2:40going to catch the maxoon fish. As long
2:42as it's worth $3.2 million, I am to go.
2:45And I actually did do some research on
2:46this. It's really just luck of the draw.
2:49Like, it's very feasible to catch a $3.2
2:51million fish. All I got to do is spend
2:53like, you know, flights, the crew,
2:55renting boats, tools, supplies, things
2:58of that nature. I I add it all up. Maybe
3:00if I invested $200,000 into this, it
3:02would be on the table that I would catch
3:04a 3 $4 million fish. And you know,
3:06obviously there's some luck involved,
3:08but you know what they say is you can't
3:09win the lottery if you don't make enough
3:11money to buy the ticket, boy. And I'm
3:13buying the ticket right now. I also
3:15have, actually, this is very exciting. I
3:17have a lot of schemes. I've been
3:18churning these schemes for a long time.
3:20I've not filmed in forever. I've just
3:21been locked in a sports betting dungeon
3:23for a decently long time now. And these
3:26ideas have been a brewin. But they're
3:27pretty elaborate. So, I'm gonna need
3:28some help. Check this out. I'm really
3:30excited about this. I've decided that
3:32I'm gonna assemble the boys. The Scheme
3:34Land boys. Dude, we call it the Scheme
3:37Squad. What? Well, I mean, that was kind
3:38of Scheme Squad. It's all right. You
3:41know, my friends Udy and Liam, the
3:44homies from back in Schemland. I know
3:46some people were talking about us as a
3:48team, but I'll be honest, I think we
3:49work really well as a team. The general
3:51thesis is we need to make $20,000
3:54utilizing resources
3:57that we have. Boom. I mean, just look at
4:00the land. If you really look like
4:02throughout this whole place, the whole
4:03house, no one sleeps in there. It reeks
4:05of piss. So, I'm thinking you guys go in
4:06there and take out the fridge, sell the
4:08fridge.
4:08>> We're utilizing the resources of the
4:10house. We got our gear to essentially
4:14scrap the house for precious metals and
4:18woods. [music]
4:25And through the power of hard work and
4:28friendship, I think we can do anything.
4:30And I really truly genuinely believe
4:31that. For all of you guys that are like
4:33super committed to sports life and
4:34whatnot, don't worry. I'm not going
4:35anywhere. But for the time being, I am
4:38taking a break so that I can focus cuz
4:40this is actually dead ass. The sports
4:42betting is very, very, very draining.
4:45Bro, these games are so long. If you
4:48place two bets in a day, you now have
4:50spent 6 hours that day with your
4:52cortisol through Mars. Look, I'm losing
4:54hair from it. And it's like all day,
4:56every day, I can't get anything done,
4:58you I hardly have time to work out if
5:00I'm, you know, too busy gambling and
5:03all. Well, not gambling, it's sports
5:05betting. So, it's like, I guess
5:07predicting, per se. But either way, I've
5:09made the executive decision to take a
5:10break from that for this video so that I
5:12can really focus on the fishing because
5:13this is a good life lesson is if you're
5:15going to embark on something, you got to
5:17give it your 100%.
5:19And that's what I always do. Everything
5:21I do, I go in with my whole heart, 100%
5:24balls to the wall or it's never going to
5:26work. I got big dreams and I will noting
5:29lose on this endeavor, bro. I am locked
5:32in like never before. Check out them
5:34biceps. You see these chains? You see
5:36these dumber vision glasses? I am locked
5:39in on them fishes, bro. This is my
5:41retirement toy. One of one. Who did it
5:44better than him? No one. He retired off
5:46a big fish. But you know what I'm going
5:48to do? I'm going to catch a $4 million
5:50tuna and I'm not even going to sell it,
5:52bro. I'm just going to have a swim
5:53around in a fish tank in my house like a
5:55piece of art cuz I'm really him. No, I'm
5:57just kidding. I'm definitely going to
5:57sell it. $4 million. That is a lot of
5:59money. You can do a lot with that. All
6:01right, I am getting way ahead of myself
6:02though. First, I got to assemble the
6:04Scheme Squad. It's growing on me. Scheme
6:07squad. Scheme squad.
6:10>> New
6:13>> dude, what are you? Carter, are you not
6:15fond of our past business ventures
6:17>> right now? You quit your jobs.
6:20No, no, no, no. Shane, Shane, you and
6:22you owe me.
6:23>> I got sticky nose.
6:25>> Just just on there.
6:28>> No, no, no. No more permanent markers.
6:31>> All right. All right.
6:33>> I swear to God,
6:35>> guys.
6:38>> No. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
6:41>> That says 8 million. I'm at 80,000.
6:43>> It's already on there. What the are you
6:46doing?
6:47>> You go. You go.
6:48>> This one's better.
6:48>> Hi, guys. What art booty? You got your
6:51new watch on?
6:52>> Yeah, actually I just got it today.
6:54>> Is it everything you hoped and dreamed
6:56for?
6:58>> Um, honestly, no, cuz I'm still alone
7:01and
7:03[laughter]
7:03>> Okay. Well, I don't have a solution for
7:06that. But I do have actually a very
7:08exciting thing that I think um you guys
7:10would be interested in embarking on with
7:12me. So, thank you for hopping on the
7:14call. It's been a long time since we hit
7:15the scheme board with all the fellas.
7:18All
7:20right, here we go. New schemes, bigger
7:22dreams. Boom. All right, this one I have
7:25estimated about a million dollars payout
7:27per partner, but I would like to
7:29emphasize it's about more than the
7:30money. I'm on this new awoken of trying
7:32to accomplish something that's like
7:34really dope and going to be remembered
7:35forever. Like leave my mark on a planet
7:36kind of. I mean, a million dollars is
7:37cool, but there's more to this.
7:40The squad is what we're calling it. It's
7:42good to have everybody back. And I think
7:44with the power of our hard work and
7:46friendship that we really can't do
7:47anything. This is really the the dream
7:48team and I don't think that is to be
7:50discredited. I think everybody has an
7:52important role in making the whole
7:53operation work. So we kind of need
7:54everybody to be on board here. All
7:55right, moving on to the good stuff here.
7:57First, let's go over the like the most
7:58exciting like the main thing that we're
7:59kind of going to be doing. Latuna. The
8:00tuna is exciting because okay, so this
8:02guy on the right hand side here, this
8:03was about 6 months ago. World record
8:05tuna. He caught it and it sold for $3.2
8:08million, not yen. United States dollars.
8:11He's rich as now. Retired. 3 million is
8:13the biggest that's ever been caught,
8:14right? The goal would be to catch the
8:15biggest one ever and then we're legends.
8:16Obviously, the cons of this is is we
8:18might not catch the fish, but life's a
8:20gamble. So, this is like, you know,
8:21we're going for like the big hit, right?
8:23This is retirement. This is really what
8:24we're going for. But in the background,
8:26we can also work on lit trucks. So, on
8:27average, these trucks in Japan, they
8:29sell for 30 cents on the dollar. They
8:31don't make them in the US is the
8:32problem. The demand is through the roof.
8:34Like, for example, the guys that detail
8:35my car were looking for one of these
8:36trucks. They couldn't get one because
8:37they don't make them out here. And
8:38people will pay a ton of money for
8:39these. They're like perfect work trucks,
8:40very reliable. Say we put in $50,000, we
8:42sell them for 4x. There's no risk on
8:44this. It's just guaranteed money. And
8:46say we sell all the trucks, then we can
8:48go back to Japan, get more of them, send
8:49them back, and it's like a passive
8:51income thing. Uh, aside from like, you
8:53know, going to Japan and getting the
8:54trucks. I think it could turn into like
8:56a real business and like over time kind
8:58of like make us money in the background,
8:59but then we reinvest that. Maybe we try
9:00and catch the tuna again. Like use this
9:02money, go back, catch a tuna, make more
9:04money here, go back, catch a tuna. The
9:05realistic timeline for this is we got to
9:07move fast. So tomorrow we would go to
9:09Japan. We would be back here in one week
9:11once the big fish is caught like it's
9:12caught. You know, it's kind of like if
9:14you were spinning a slot and only four
9:15only three people could max win, you
9:16would want to be spinning the the slot
9:18first is like a good way.
9:19>> You said tomorrow
9:20>> like in 10 hours type situation.
9:22>> Well, I I'll be the first one to just
9:26say I don't want to. Sorry.
9:29>> Well, okay. Let me finish the thing.
9:30This is also a a good opportunity for
9:32fun. You only live once. Um the World
9:34Cup happens again. The Scheme squad can
9:36only come around once in a lifetime. And
9:38we have the golden opportunity that we
9:39are the best schemers in the entire
9:41world and I think we can do anything.
9:43What do you guys think?
9:44>> Like I said, I'm I'm already out. I uh
9:46I'm going to LAR the World Cup. And
9:48actually that's Dude, Japan is always
9:51around. Are the tuna going anywhere? Are
9:53they going extinct or something? It's
9:55like
9:56>> the World Cup's only every four years.
9:58>> Yeah.
10:00>> Well, yeah, but I mean it's not but the
10:04fish could they die or maybe they get
10:05smaller. Things change. What doesn't
10:07change the World Cup? Okay. Well, dude,
10:09fine. You then I'm doing it. I I'm doing
10:12it one way or another. Uh
10:13>> I figured you were going to do it.
10:16>> Carter, what do you think?
10:18>> I uh man, I don't know that. All right,
10:22I'll pay for your flight.
10:24>> Oh, but we're leaving.
10:26>> I already assumed that was what was
10:28happening.
10:29>> No, you're going to make tomorrow and
10:32pay for our own flight.
10:33>> Yes, [laughter]
10:34bro. You have to the [clears throat]
10:3620,000 is to get
10:37>> dude. Also, side note, Liam has just
10:40been there like mewing
10:43this [laughter] whole entire he has not
10:45broken frame once.
10:47>> Okay. Well, I know Liam
10:48>> This is crazy.
10:49>> Liam and I have talked about this
10:51before. So, Liam's in.
10:53>> I'm definitely out because it's like
10:54this is I've already got a scheme. You
10:56know, this is a pretty big scheme. Evil
10:58is like a big big old thing, you know.
11:00>> Dude, I'm going to be honest. I don't
11:01think you're going to catch a fish. It's
11:03It's a gamble, bro. What do you mean you
11:05don't think you sound like my comment
11:08section? It
11:09>> I'll bet [laughter] you I'll bet you
11:11that catch the fish, bro. Are youing
11:13kidding me?
11:13>> Doesn't Isn't Jacob running his own
11:15business, too?
11:16>> Um, sort of. But yeah, I'm totally sold.
11:19I think we should go over there.
11:21[laughter]
11:21>> Jacob's boat. There's boats over there
11:25right now trying to catch the big one.
11:27>> This is balls farter. He's already got a
11:29business. He's putting it on pause
11:31because he's dreaming big. It's just a
11:33little early, a little late notice is
11:35all.
11:35>> Dude, Carter, if you were getting raped
11:37right now,
11:39>> what what would you do this very second?
11:51[music]
11:51>> Look, they got the uh well, a they got
11:53the Eiffel Tower here, but also look,
11:56they got the San Do you see that? The
11:57San Francisco
11:59bridges.
12:01What's up with that? Japan just stealing
12:03the swag from every other country. But
12:05either way, we are in, you guessed it,
12:07Japan. I am kind of bummed that Farter,
12:10Udie, and uh Liam, we're not into it.
12:13Well, it just sucks cuz it's like those
12:14are my best friends, and I really want
12:16them to get rich. And they're not into
12:17it. I don't know what's wrong with them.
12:18What they say, you can lead the horse to
12:20water, but you can't make a drink.
12:21That's the story of my life. I guess
12:23them. I don't need them anyways. Well,
12:24actually, not all my friends. Dball.
12:25Jacob is here. Jacob's going to make it,
12:27dude. He's with the schemes. He's with
12:29the fishing. He's with the Japan. He's
12:31open to new ideas. So, we got a big week
12:32ahead of us. What's on the agenda? First
12:34of all, first and foremost, we got to
12:36get new clothes because oddly enough, in
12:39my head, when I was like, "Oh, we're
12:41going to Japan." I imagined it would be
12:42nighttime and rainy the whole time. So,
12:45the only clothes that I brought is the
12:47airplane clothes and mying Well, I'll
12:50just show you guys. Look, I mean, it's
12:52it's like, okay, a none of you guys knew
12:54this. 90° and sunny in Japan.
12:58You look like the Asian Michelin man.
13:00>> Yo, don't know about this. This is
13:03actually not a joke. I mean, look, guys.
13:04All I've packed is we have needles,
13:08Zins,
13:09three pairs of underwear, my Bible.
13:12Shout out God for this Japan trip. Shout
13:14out God for making this. God did, bro.
13:18Amen.
13:22This ising crazy.
13:25Holy.
13:27Dude, these people are jacked.
13:29Whoa, I'm so fat. All right, let's work
13:33out, dude. We'll just do edit style.
13:35[music]
13:42[music]
13:47[music]
13:53>> [music]
13:58[music]
14:05>> Let's go to David later gym.
14:07>> Dude, I'm like too pumped up to pose.
14:09That's a side effect as I talk about.
14:11Applao to Tokyo Gyms, bro. That was
14:13awesome.
14:14>> What's up, YouTube? Booty here. For
14:16today's video, I'm uh I'm at Togei's
14:18house with Liam. Say what's up, Liam.
14:21What up?
14:21>> So, basically, I got a call the other
14:23day from Togei talking about, "Do you
14:25want to go to Japan to catch tuna fish?"
14:28And I told him no because I don't like
14:32and also I want to go to the World Cup
14:34game. Anyway, after I got off the phone
14:37with Togei, Liam also was on the call.
14:40He also didn't want to go tuna fishing.
14:42He texted me. He was like, "I also want
14:44to go to the World Cup game." So, I came
14:46down here to Texas to meet up with Liam.
14:49Togei is currently in Japan. So me and
14:52Liam, we're going to the World Cup game.
14:54But the reason that we're filming is we
14:56have a scheme for the World Cup game.
14:59We're betting on France. It's a
15:01gigalock. And we were just like thinking
15:03to ourselves, me and Liam's brains
15:06combined were like, it was almost like
15:09telekinesis. That's where you're like
15:10read each other's minds, right?
15:14>> Yeah. That's when you're like in
15:15someone's mind.
15:16>> Telekinesis.
15:17>> Yeah. Well, anyway, our minds like
15:19synced up and we're like, it was almost
15:21we said it at the same time. We were
15:22like, we should sell Togei's watches and
15:25bet them on the soccer game. So, yeah,
15:27that's what we're doing. That's why I'm
15:29filming cuz it's hilarious for one, and
15:34for two, Togei's not catching a tuna
15:36fish worth 3 million. He's probably not
15:38catching any tuna fishes. And so, he's
15:40going to come home all bummed out, and
15:42me and Liam are going to be like, "We
15:44saved the day." Liam knows where his
15:46watches are. We're going to go steal
15:48them, sell them, bet them on the World
15:50Cup for him, and it's going to [music]
15:53be awesome. All right, you got to lead
15:54the way here.
15:59Time piece trading.
16:01Shout out them. So, it looks like he
16:03only left two watches, which should be
16:05enough. I actually Let's see what we got
16:08here. You know how much this one costs,
16:10Liam?
16:11>> No clue.
16:12>> No clue.
16:13>> No clue.
16:14>> Really? Oyster Perpetual Day Date 40 or
16:1750. Okay. What about this one?
16:21>> Dude, watches are like You could tell me
16:22that was like 90k and it'd be like,
16:24"Yeah, sure." Or like 10k. I'd be like,
16:26"Yeah." [music] Like,
16:26>> yeah.
16:27>> You know, it's like you never know.
16:28>> No, I have no idea. This one Oh, I was
16:30holding it backwards. This one has
16:32diamonds. So, [music]
16:34this one actually looks fancy. Maybe
16:36I'll just take this one for myself.
16:37>> The plan is to put him exactly back how
16:40like nothing ever happens.
16:41>> So, he never even knows.
16:42>> Never even knows. Okay. So,
16:44>> we'll just be like, "Yeah, we bet for
16:46you."
16:46>> We bet x amount for you. We have no much
16:48no idea how much right now, but once we
16:52do, we bet x amount for you. Here's your
16:54winnings minus our 10% commission for
16:58the great idea.
17:00Okay, let's go sell the watches.
17:04Picked up some already essentials, you
17:05know. Check it out, dude.
17:08Catchers catcher uh uh thing. Whatever.
17:12Supreme. And then it came with a glove,
17:14too. It's so sick, dude. I'm actually
17:16really stoked on this. Let's do a fit
17:18check really quick, dude.
17:19[clears throat] All right, first what?
17:22Bape Japan edition. One of one
17:26maybe. Uh, 7-Eleven socks. Unilo Jord.
17:31That's what I'm talking about.
17:32Underneath, you would never expect it.
17:35Bape Bape T.
17:38Supreme catchers jersey. Supreme glove.
17:41Bape hat,
17:43land dweller. Beautiful watch. Really
17:45good starter watch, guys. Um, the bust
17:47down chains. But either way, this is the
17:49problem. The guys that were supposed to
17:50be fishing with that like own the boat
17:52that is going to help us catch the tuna.
17:54They're like blowing smoke up my bro.
17:56They're talking about Oh yeah, the boat
17:57will be ready in a few days. We're
17:57delayed because of weather. What are you
17:59talking? It's literally 80° and sunny
18:02right now. Pretty frustrated about that
18:03whole thing, but um the money don't
18:06sleep. So today's scheme is collectibles
18:08because as you guys know uh that's what
18:10they're into here. We've brought a
18:11$100,000 budget. We spent some of it on
18:14dillydallying. So maybe 90,000 left.
18:16This was more expensive than I would
18:17like to admit. We're going to purchase a
18:19few watches and bring them back to the
18:21States and sell them. Here we go. Day
18:23one. Scheming making the [music] big
18:24bucks in Japan.
18:34>> So this is 9 million and then this is
18:36the remainder.
18:36>> Yo, 9 million yens.
18:39Is it like sus to have this out here?
18:41So, this is like the diamond district
18:42except for Japan is my understanding.
18:44That's so sick.
18:46>> That is pretty.
18:47>> And that seems like the type of thing
18:49you can sell. All right. All right.
18:50Let's look up. Well, this is the first
18:51thing we've seen. I don't 35,000.
18:53>> Yeah, bro. That's pretty accurate,
18:55>> dude. Yeah. I don't I think these are
18:57priced similarly to America. All right,
19:00let's see. I mean, that's ugly,
19:02actually. When you really crunch the
19:03numbers.
19:06>> All right, we'll buy that. That's dope.
19:08That's his first Rolex.
19:10>> He got that when he was like 19.
19:18>> And for context, guys, this is the first
19:21watch I ever bought and then I went
19:22broke and so I had to sell it
19:25unfortunately. But now we're back here
19:27and I don't really know if they like get
19:28offended about negotiating. I don't even
19:29know if they know what I'm saying right
19:30now. But it's got the box. The papers
19:32condition looks good.
19:35Okay, so that's $9,700.
19:39If we want a quick flip, how much would
19:43this be worth in the USA?
19:48Oh, and there's the no tax thing here.
19:52Yo, that's good fraud. That's really
19:54good fraud. I think that's why they make
19:55you say you you're not going to resell
19:57it. They're pretty locked in under
19:59prices. They got the exact United States
20:02of America value. All right, let's go
20:03for 9,200. $500 off. Can I do this much?
20:08>> Sorry.
20:09>> How much is the lowest? Sorry.
20:11>> It's No,
20:15>> no negotiation.
20:16>> Yes. Sorry.
20:20>> I would have I don't want it. We'll find
20:21a different one somewhere else.
20:24>> Oh, this is where it goes down, dude.
20:26Look at this.
20:28>> Oh, is this cheaper?
20:31Oh, it's more expensive than the store
20:33we just turned down.
20:37>> That's not optimal, bro. They might have
20:39the best prices cuz that was He has a
20:411.5.
20:43>> All right, maybe we get this one.
20:45>> The more expensive one.
20:46>> I can't go back. I'm embarrassed.
20:49>> Let's try. Let's see what the best price
20:50we can get on this exact watches. Excuse
20:52me.
20:53>> This is slightly cheaper than the other
20:55place. All right, let's ask him. Could I
20:57for that give you this amount of money?
20:59I know our shop is already fixed price.
21:03>> The shop right there has it for 155.
21:06>> Yeah, our shop can't
21:08>> I can't. Why not? It's the same watch.
21:10>> It's no more discount. I think the scene
21:12model, scene year, and the scene
21:14condition. Our shop is the most cheaper.
21:16>> They're all so good. They just say no.
21:18This is not cutting each other.
21:19>> I would just say your lowest price and
21:21then just say yes or no. And then if
21:22they say no, then just vlog.
21:23>> That's what keeps happening. [music] And
21:24then they say no.
21:25>> But you ask for that and you just say
21:26no. But then you have to say, "Okay,
21:28well then what can you
21:29>> He said no to what's the lowest we could
21:31go on that bad boy.
21:32>> Best price."
21:34>> Yeah, it's a random price. See,
21:37[laughter]
21:38>> there's no negotiation.
21:40>> Try 1.6.
21:42>> Okay. What about What about 1.6?
21:45>> N,
21:46>> dude. [laughter] That's 35,000. Yeah,
21:48bro. That's like $100. They're not going
21:49down on it.
21:50>> Yeah.
21:55Yo,
21:57what is going on with that thing?
22:00>> What? How much is that? That's the
22:03coolest thing I've ever seen.
22:05>> 28 million.
22:07>> All right.
22:08>> So, what is this?
22:11>> Uh, desk desk.
22:14>> So, it's just like this.
22:15>> Yeah. So, desk clock.
22:18>> Oh, desk clock.
22:19>> Yeah.
22:20>> And how much? So this price in 15 tax.
22:24>> Oh, I'll do no tax.
22:25>> Okay.
22:27>> 15,000 [music] US. That's 154. No, no,
22:31no, no, no.
22:33>> 151. So 15,100
22:36US.
22:37>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. 2.43
22:40cash right now. Dude, no one's buying
22:43that thing. That's more dollars than the
22:45price you just showed me. You just
22:46showed me the 2.5 million, right? It was
22:4925
22:50zero.
22:52>> 25.
22:54>> Sorry,
22:54>> it's got to be 2550.
22:56>> Yeah. So, maxing in uh discount price.
23:00>> All right. I'll get it. I'll get it.
23:01I'll get it. All right. Mal Subaru.
23:07>> Yo.
23:09>> Oh, that's really good.
23:10>> That's fire, dude. No way. How much
23:13would you pay for this if you were rich?
23:15Like you're dummy loaded and you walk
23:16into a store and you see it for 25,000.
23:20>> Yeah,
23:20>> I'm doing it.
23:21>> Yeah. Yeah. And I only paid 15. So I
23:23could go back states, find a rich guy.
23:25But really, I think it's a
23:26>> What even is the point of it? What do
23:28you do with it?
23:28>> Put it on your What's the point of this?
23:30>> Yeah.
23:31>> To tell you the time.
23:32>> This tells you the time just as good,
23:33bro. You put on your desk.
23:35>> Super.
23:36>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
23:37>> Is [laughter] that sick?
23:38>> So if you were a billionaire and
23:40somebody you saw that in a store, how
23:41much would you pay for it? Like your
23:43money is no issue.
23:44>> Is this made by Rolex for?
23:45>> Yeah. Yeah. They got box and papers.
23:46Like would you pay 30,000 for that?
23:48>> Yeah.
23:49>> Yeah. See, dude, I am making so much
23:51money.
23:55>> Yo, Neil, how much you pay me for this
23:57thing?
23:58>> You don't give me no funny business,
24:01bro. I need $30,000,
24:03>> brother. $30,000. [laughter]
24:06>> How much you give me for it? Uh, dude, I
24:09don't know off top, but it's like and I
24:11believe I saw that like 2 3k.
24:13>> No, it's not. It's not. You're lying.
24:14You're wrong.
24:15>> No, dude. It's got box and papers.
24:17>> Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm going to check
24:19right now.
24:19>> All right. You got to check and call me
24:21back. It's not No $3,000. You actually
24:23got to call me. I'm I'm buying it right
24:24now. So, if it's $3,000, you got to tell
24:26me like ASAP. [laughter]
24:28>> All right. All right. I see. I see.
24:31>> If that's $2,000, we have a huge
24:33problem. All right.
24:36>> What? How much it cost? Stop completely.
24:38For me to sell you one would be like
24:40$18,000.
24:41>> Oh, dude. Word. All right. How much you
24:43give me for it? 20,000.
24:45>> Wait, what? I told you I'll sell it to
24:46you for 18. Why would I
24:48>> All right. How [laughter]
24:49you could sell it to somebody else for
24:51more, bro? You got to help me find a
24:52buyer, bro.
24:53>> No. No. But how much are you buying it
24:54for? I'll tell you if it's fair.
24:55>> Uh 15,000.
24:56>> Even Okay. Get it. Get it.
24:58>> Get it. Oh, professional advice. All
25:01right. Thank you, Neil.
25:05Look, look, look. Look.
25:07This watch
25:10>> 130 the market
25:12>> right there is going for
25:14>> 17
25:14>> 17 million yen.
25:16>> Let's look that up.
25:17>> Wo wo d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d
25:17d d d dude. I'm telling you
25:20>> 17 million yen is 108,000. It's a
25:22screaming hot deal.
25:23>> Oh,
25:25>> I did the math wrong.
25:26>> That's $30,000 less dollars. Are
25:28[clears throat] we for sure that this is
25:30the same watch?
25:31>> Yeah, dude. That's the same watch.
25:32>> Offer them 16 million yen.
25:38tomorrow.
25:39>> It just went through.
25:41>> Oh, [laughter]
25:43if someone finds my credit card, it's
25:45just over for me.
25:50>> Tommy tough, dude.
25:57>> Thank you, sir. I appreciate you a ton.
25:59I'll be next time I'm in Japan, I'll
26:00come back.
26:00>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
26:01>> Thank you so much, sir.
26:03>> Cheers. Have a good one. Yo, talk about
26:07a flip opportunity of the lifetime. We
26:10are so crushing this trip already. Part
26:11of me don't want a flip opportunity this
26:13one, bro. But a businessman got to do
26:15what a businessman got to do. Can't be
26:17holding on to luxury goods. [music]
26:25[music]
26:27Okay guys, we made it to the watch place
26:31to sell the watches. Me and Liam, it's
26:33kind of up if we just only sell Togei's
26:36watches to bet on the G. So me and Liam
26:40are also going to sell our watches and
26:42bet them on France. I'm going to sell
26:46this guy, the Batman. Liam's going to
26:50sell this guy and
26:55this guy.
26:57We're selling this one of Togeis. I'm
26:59wearing it. And then also selling this
27:01one of Togeis. So we're selling these
27:05five watches.
27:07>> Dude, holy l This looks like one of
27:08those like
27:10>> I Liam, you actually should uh like get
27:13a picture of me or some
27:17>> How do I get a
27:17>> And we got the No, no, no. Just keep it
27:19wrong. I'll just screenshot it.
27:20>> Oh,
27:21>> and we got the Mercedes. Can you like
27:22see the logo or
27:25>> But we got to keep the We got
27:26>> Oh, yeah. You can't get the watches. Uh,
27:28you can tell it's a nice car already.
27:30So,
27:30>> yeah, you know,
27:31>> you get the watches and then like,
27:33>> dear Bruce, [music]
27:36>> I need to be honest and clear.
27:39>> So, we got this watch, the Batman. Um,
27:44no papers, just the box.
27:46>> Okay.
27:46>> Yeah.
27:47>> So, that's a 116710.
27:50And we got the Oyster Perpetual with box
27:53and papers. Okay. This is OP. Let me see
27:57what we got here. 2022. That looks good.
28:01Okay.
28:02>> And then
28:04this one as well.
28:07>> Um, this one is what year?
28:09>> Not entirely sure.
28:11>> It's recent. It's just just purchased.
28:13>> Mhm.
28:14>> One, two, three, four.
28:16>> There's one more. One more. I'm wearing
28:17it. We got um
28:20this one. One of my personal favorite
28:23watches. Sad to sell this one, too. But
28:27>> no, just like straight up. No.
28:29>> Dang.
28:30>> Um,
28:30>> this is actually a sick watch.
28:32>> Yeah, it is cool.
28:33>> I really like these. Okay, so this is a
28:35Yacht Master.
28:36>> This is watch only as well.
28:38>> Yeah, that one's watch only.
28:40>> F and E strap. Okay, make sure
28:42everything works. Okay, so let me do
28:43this. I'm going to put everything on a
28:44time graph just to make sure
28:45everything's running good.
28:47>> Uh, give me a few minutes and I'll come
28:48back with everything. Fine.
28:52>> Everything's good. Yeah, everything ran
28:54good. Everything checked out um that I
28:56needed to check. Uh obviously
28:58everything's good. Um so if you want to
29:00run some numbers,
29:01>> okay,
29:02>> so basically 70 grand for this watch to
29:04platinum.
29:05>> Okay, 70 grand for this guy.
29:08>> We're at 225 for this guy. It is a
29:10little tough to sell these on leather,
29:12but it is what it is. They still sell
29:13>> Sky Dweller.
29:15>> Then the Yacht Master Pave, we're going
29:18to pay 30.
29:19>> Okay. And then uh this will pay 13.
29:24>> Okay,
29:24>> it's no card, so that's fine there. And
29:26then this guy will just give you 7K.
29:28>> Okay,
29:29>> so that adds up to about
29:32let's see 1425.
29:33>> 1425. Okay.
29:35>> Um
29:37uh 1425.
29:39>> Oh,
29:40>> yeah.
29:42[music]
29:49>> All right, guys. So today's the day
29:51we're making the bat. Liam went and got
29:53a cashier's check. We had a Marco wire
29:57Liam. Wait, let's actually get a closeup
29:59on this.
30:04Holy [ __ ] Anyway, we're getting the
30:06cash right now
30:08>> and then we're going to go make the bat.
30:09>> There we go.
30:11>> That's 50. So, we didn't cash this out.
30:16>> 100
30:1840 and two.
30:21>> Awesome.
30:21>> All right. Good. Good luck.
30:22>> Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
30:24>> What do they call these ones? The 25,000
30:27chips.
30:28>> Oh, she had a name for it. It was like a
30:30blueberry or something.
30:31>> Yeah. [music]
30:33>> Hello.
30:34>> Hello. How are you doing? Good to see
30:35you.
30:35>> Good to see you.
30:39don't give me a heart attack.
30:42>> It's not as big of a heart attack.
30:44>> It's It still is nerve 142,000 on Grant
30:49to qualify
30:50>> to
30:51>> to advance. Yes.
30:53>> That is a little What do you think?
30:55>> It's a lock.
30:56>> It is a
30:58>> But he doesn't know about this.
31:00>> So,
31:02>> I want you to know it's minus 145
31:04though.
31:05>> Okay. But how much are we betting? 142
31:08or 145?
31:09>> 142.
31:10>> That means we're going to win 97,9315.
31:14>> Perfect.
31:18>> Okay. So, we have to keep this safe,
31:21right? We can't lose the bet slip.
31:24>> Yeah. I should probably hold on to that
31:25just in case.
31:26>> I'll give it to you.
31:27>> Don't trust Judy with it. Oh, dude. I'm
31:30I'm Now it's real. Now I'm nervous.
31:35Oh,
31:36>> flip opportunity. Day two is, as you
31:39guys know, after extensive market
31:41research, I found out these bad boys,
31:43the local.
31:45>> Hi.
31:51>> How you doing?
31:52>> Um,
31:55that's the owner, you think?
31:57>> Okay. Well, either way, we brought a
31:58translator.
32:01>> Dan out of Tokyo Dream.
32:02>> Yeah, 100%. Makes sense. He owns a car
32:04lot. So either way, it's a thing. Have
32:06you guys seen Trailer Park Boys? This is
32:08a very very pristine and highly uh
32:12demanded car in the United States of
32:13America. They go for anywhere from $10
32:15to $30,000. And in Japan, apparently
32:18it's the equivalent of say a Prius or a
32:22Subaru. Well,
32:25Subarus are everywhere here. It's like a
32:26Honda Civic in America. You know, out
32:29here, no one gives a about these. And
32:30I'm pretty sure these are the vans that
32:32we're looking for. is so Japanese.
32:37>> Is everything on his lot for sale?
32:45>> Oh, these are so cute.
32:47>> These are your cars.
32:48>> Not for sale.
32:53>> That's a cool watch.
32:56>> Dude, he got like 80 of them.
33:00>> This is crazy.
33:01>> The Joker.
33:02>> The Joker right here. Yeah, I don't
33:04know. I I think there was a loss in
33:06translation. I think he's saying they're
33:07his, but maybe I could purchase them.
33:09>> He said like he has all these cars at
33:12the factory. He's going to fix it and
33:14then sell one.
33:14>> Oh, they're at the factory.
33:17>> I'm not fully following. But okay, word.
33:18We're just interested in the trucks
33:20today. And there's no tax, right? We
33:21don't do the tax here.
33:22>> Is the same?
33:23>> I don't think so. Yeah.
33:24>> You got a passport?
33:27>> 700.
33:28>> $1,700 for which one? These ones?
33:31>> Suzuki ones? Yes. That is fascinatingly
33:33cheap. What year is that?
33:36>> 999. It's $1,000.
33:39>> We should buy a hundred of these if we
33:40can. Are we allowed to like
33:44open it up, turn it on, take a look at
33:45them? They're all good. Or
33:53>> dude, there's no way everyone is this
33:54small.
34:02Yo, the clutch is on the right side.
34:06>> No.
34:06>> Yes, that's a clutch. No.
34:09>> Press the gas pedal.
34:12>> No.
34:12>> Well, just press it.
34:14>> Yeah, that's the G. It's the gas.
34:15>> Oh, so this is a clutch.
34:17>> Yeah, it's it's the same as America.
34:19>> All right, give it a test drive. Am I
34:22>> Am I allowed to?
34:24>> No, it's illegal. We don't have permits.
34:26>> Where am I supposed to go? I can't read
34:27that. is not [laughter]
34:30>> all I mean I'll drive it.
34:32>> Is that cool?
34:33>> I think that's a bad idea actually.
34:35Drive it.
34:36>> What's that?
34:37>> Crashing.
34:39Got to die.
34:40>> Your protection is really I mean you got
34:42about 6 in from you and the car.
34:44>> I run into a tree. Wait. So, how does
34:46this work? People go brake clutch
34:52first.
34:53>> Are we allowed to drive this?
34:57>> Yo. All right. All right. So, it's cool.
34:59I I get in this car and drive it right
35:00now.
35:01>> All right. Where? All right. Ed, get in
35:03the car. [laughter]
35:04>> You don't even Do you even know how to
35:06drive manual?
35:07>> I'll figure it out.
35:08>> Oh, no. You don't just figure like you
35:10can't.
35:10>> Trust me, bro.
35:12>> I can drive lefty manual.
35:20>> Which one? First gear.
35:21>> Four speed.
35:22>> Four speed.
35:25>> Yeah. Fast. Fast. Second.
35:28>> First, second. Oh, it's a four-speed.
35:31>> Go first.
35:32>> Yeah.
35:42>> Yo yo yo yo.
36:04Oh, dude. This is butter.
36:09>> All right, let's try and hammer in
36:10third. He said straight up. Let's see
36:12how fast this thing goes.
36:14>> Driving on the wrong side.
36:16>> Oh, am I?
36:17>> Yeah. You got me over here, bro.
36:18>> Is that for real?
36:19>> Yes, dude.
36:20>> Why is that guy over there? Yo, he's
36:22coming right at us. Wait, wait, wait. We
36:24got to lock it.
36:25>> All right, you got to get like
36:26directions back or some [ __ ] We'll turn
36:28here. Turn back.
36:31All right.
36:32What's that? You think,
36:35dude?
36:39So, we want to be on Do you think I can
36:41turn right here?
36:41>> I don't think so, dude. Look at this.
36:43>> Look at how skinny that road is.
36:50Oh, we got to go back, bro. We are going
36:52to get lost.
36:53>> Surely we can go left here. I I'm too
36:55nervous to drive on the wrong side of
36:56the road.
36:57>> That just
36:59[laughter] God damn it.
37:04>> Oh, that was so stressful. Can I buy
37:08all of your trucks?
37:13>> Uh, not everything is for sale at the
37:16moment. Do you does he do you have uh
37:20like more that you could get us?
37:23>> I want to get like 10 or like 20.
37:37Oh, he's going to like he has some in
37:39stock so he can just like get more and
37:42then he will let you know later.
37:45>> All right. Word. Yeah, that works. All
37:46right, cool. Can we grab just his number
37:49and then we'll just we can just text him
37:52or whatever. We just want to get as many
37:53as possible. Like as many as he
37:54physically can buy as we can buy in the
37:57next 30 hours cuz we got to get them
37:59back to the States.
38:03>> Okay.
38:05>> All right. So, we have a toy editing
38:07note here. Um I'm not exactly sure how
38:09this translate, but the vibe is that we
38:11needed trucks that were at least 25
38:13years old or they weren't legal in the
38:15United States. I I don't know how that
38:17works, but long story short, our awesome
38:18Tokyo Drift friend was able to find us
38:2112 trucks that were older than 25 years
38:23old. And even better, he was able to
38:25ship them directly to United States for
38:27us. And the 12 trucks were 2.5 million
38:29yen. That equals to about $16,000. So
38:32just over 1,200 per car. That's a pretty
38:36good deal. And then obviously the
38:37shipping ended up costing a lot more,
38:39but at the time I didn't know that. And
38:40you guys will see later on in this video
38:42that ends up causing um some significant
38:44problems. But this is future Togei.
38:46Thank you for this message and uh we
38:48will resume back to present Togei. Word.
38:53[music]
38:58Okay guys, we've made it to Dallas. We
39:00got the game tomorrow, but we have a
39:02slight problem for the game tomorrow. We
39:04bought four tickets cuz Liam has a girl
39:07coming to the game with him and she was
39:09supposed to bring a friend. Anyway, her
39:11friend bailed and so we have an extra
39:13ticket and I kind of thought that this
39:15was the perfect time to, you know,
39:17introduce a segment that I am best at.
39:20Cold approaching. You guys know that's
39:22kind of my forte. Yeah. Basically, we're
39:23going to go out to a sports bar with the
39:26sole purpose of me inviting a girl to go
39:30to the game tomorrow. It's uh Monday
39:32night, so this might be a complete flop,
39:35but we're at Jack's Pore House.
39:47>> [music]
39:52[music]
39:57>> All right, [laughter] dude. We're going
39:59back to the drawing board or you're
40:01going to get beat up out here.
40:02[laughter]
40:03>> Where are we?
40:04>> I don't know. All right. Now we know
40:06Jack's poor house. Monday night. Not a
40:09spot.
40:09>> We should rename it like Tyrone's poor
40:12house or something.
40:14>> There's There are no jacks here.
40:17>> Cuz you're going to get pregnant for her
40:19when you drop her off. When you drop
40:23>> All right, you good. All right.
40:32[groaning]
40:33>> Okay. So what are I have now been in
40:36Japan for like bro who knows how long a
40:39weeks bro
40:43I'm out of schemes other than the
40:44fishing bro cuz I kind I did not plan to
40:48be in Japan for this long. I don't know
40:51what people do
40:53even for fun out here cuz I'm also
40:55trying to stay sober for my um fitness
40:57challenge thing. All the World Cup games
40:59are at like 4:00 in the morning here and
41:02I'm not supposed to be gambling either
41:03way, so it doesn't really matter. What
41:05do people do? I can only work out and
41:07eat ramen so many more times. So, I'm
41:10just on a chronic geek break.
41:14I don't know. I don't have
41:16I don't have a plan for today. We're
41:19going to just do whatever. Mostly just
41:23try and keep my mind off the fishing,
41:25bro, because I can't do anything out of
41:27that. That's a good life lesson. If it's
41:29out of your power,
41:31stop geeking, n [music]
41:39[music]
41:46[music]
41:54got mad beetles on my dude. Is that like
41:56dick, bro? What if it gets on my balls?
41:58[music]
42:14[music]
42:27We got to check that out.
42:29>> I thought you said you weren't gambling.
42:30>> No, I'm not. But we got to at least look
42:32at it, dude. Whoa.
42:36[music]
42:39What is happening?
42:42All right, let's put some more money in
42:44there.
42:45Go.
42:57Come on. Come on. [music]
43:06>> That's it. That's it.
43:07>> Oh, no.
43:09>> This game's awesome, dude. You don't
43:10like it? What are you doing? [music]
43:13We should see if there's better games,
43:15bro. But I want to hit the jackpot so
43:17bad, like more than I want to read. I
43:20want to
43:22show I don't even know how much is it.
43:24Who knows?
43:26[music]
43:32[music]
43:39What's going on?
43:44What does it mean?
43:51[screaming]
43:51Three in a row. Okay. What does it mean
43:53though? Oh. Oh. Okay. That's got to be
43:56the jackpot. Lucky. Super lucky. That's
44:00what I'm talking about. How many balls
44:03is it though? Look, we got it. Oh, dude.
44:06Look at this. [music]
44:13again
44:151,500
44:20like 20 US
44:25over 20 US.
44:28You're here for an hour. I don't know if
44:30I'm understanding correctly, but it
44:33sounds like we just put in 40,000 yen,
44:37sat for an hour, hit the jackpot, it
44:40gave us a music video, said super lucky,
44:43and I got 1,500 yen back,
44:50baby.
44:57Come on, bro.
45:00I win snacks.
45:06Do I get money?
45:13>> 181.
45:14>> Oh, 181. I don't get
45:17>> I'll get two of these. What is your
45:21name? The mustard's out here, bro.
45:30>> [laughter]
45:34>> Oh, so I give him this and give him one.
45:37>> Oh, so this is the legal loophole.
45:40>> 90,000.
45:41>> No, no,
45:43>> 9,000.
45:45>> We put in about 40,000 yen. We got
45:4810,000 yen back. And then the change is
45:50given you in water and snacks. So, I got
45:53one water, three brownies. You want a
45:55brownie, dude? Yeah, I do.
45:56>> I want the brownie one.
45:57>> I want this one, though.
45:58>> All right, let's try our winning.
46:01>> Thank yourself, dude. We worked hard for
46:03that. Yo, this actually looks awesome.
46:04That looks really good.
46:07>> Oh, wow. That's so bad.
46:09>> Oh my god, it's so dry. How's yours?
46:11>> Oh my god, that's so good.
46:13>> What
46:14>> is it? Get a bite of that, dude.
46:20>> Okay. [laughter]
46:22It's so good. So buttery, bro.
46:25I can eat that. Oh my god, that was one
46:27of the best things I ever tasted. Dude,
46:28that's how cinos are done. That's
46:30awesome.
46:30>> Okay, guys. So,
46:33>> we're going to the game and No, we
46:35didn't we didn't ever uh get rid of that
46:38fourth ticket. So, you see this guy
46:40behind my shoulder? He's yelling for
46:43tickets and I could offer it to him.
46:49Nah, dude. And it's nothing to do with
46:52his race. It has to do with he was
46:54missing likeing eight front teeth. It
46:57was gross. And I would had to sit by him
46:59the whole time. Maybe these girls want
47:01to come with us.
47:03>> Hi girls. You guys want to come to the
47:05game with us?
47:08>> That hurt my ears. Probably better they
47:11don't come with us. All right. Excuse
47:13me.
47:17>> Let's go, dude.
47:20This is awesome.
47:22>> Yeah. [laughter]
47:24Lacy.
47:26Lacy. Toi says you're a fat. Hey,
47:30>> what up?
47:32>> Check this out. We're mogging. We're
47:34seat mogging. Lacy. Look at that. Get
47:38Well, that was rude to me to say it was
47:40a I'm sorry.
47:42>> No kicking.
47:42>> I'm sorry.
47:46>> What just happened?
47:48>> Penalty kick. So, we're Look at this
47:51coward.
47:56>> [cheering]
48:02[cheering]
48:11[cheering]
48:19>> That's not good. The game's probably
48:21over now, guys. We're such idiots, bro.
48:26>> What a day, huh? I was talking to um
48:30this dude outside of the casino in
48:31Japan. Hey, I didn't even know casinos
48:33were a thing in Japan. I thought it was
48:34illegal to gamble, you know? I didn't
48:36know Kim Jong-un was into that, but you
48:38can't gamble like high enough stakes,
48:40you know, like best case scenario, win a
48:42few thousand bucks, or so I thought. I
48:45was talking to this guy outside of the
48:47um the pleinko parlor is what they call
48:51them. And I guess there's like a ton of
48:53gambling related things in Japan. For
48:55example, horse racing, boat racing, bad
48:58mitten, MLB, all this kind of stuff. You
49:01can just gamble on it. It's totally
49:02legal. I didn't know that that was a
49:04thing. So anyways, I've kind of uh come
49:06around to the idea that I should try all
49:08of these things. I mean, it's part of
49:12the experience. When I go to a new
49:14country, I want to get immersed in the
49:15culture entirely. And gambling, you
49:18know, is part of the culture. It would
49:19be a disservice to myself and the people
49:21and you guys if we didn't try gambling.
49:24I have to try a little bit of gambling
49:26while I'm here. Um cuz I'm sure you guys
49:28at home are also somewhat curious about
49:31like what is it like? How do you win
49:33money? Is it profitable? Is it a
49:34universal skill? Just cuz I'm good at
49:36soccer, will I be good at Japanese
49:38gambling? I don't know. I feel
49:40optimistic, but these are all things
49:41we're going to find out.
49:53Who do you think is going to win?
49:56>> Who wants to win?
49:58>> One, two, three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
50:00>> He says 1,200.
50:02>> All right. Thank you, sir. You guys are
50:04nice.
50:05>> We'll give him 10,000 bucks for the
50:06help.
50:06>> Thank you, sir.
50:07>> Huh?
50:08>> For the help. I appreciate it. Oh. All
50:10right. 1 2 3. All
50:13right, let's hammer a beer, dude. Can I
50:15do the the the uh uh saporo?
50:19>> Is that beer? That's beer. Beer. Yep.
50:21That's so sick, dude. Check this out.
50:24So, you bet on a boat. It's just like
50:26horse racing but in Japan.
50:31>> This is so sick.
50:34Okay. Uh do you know how to place a bet?
50:41We brought
50:46>> 5 million yen. Wait, 1 2 3 4 5. Yeah, 5
50:49million yen. Hopefully, we double it.
50:51Make 5 million yen. That'd be a good
50:52day's work. So, how do we place the bet?
50:55>> There are six votes. A1 is the highest
50:58rank and then B2 is the lowest. These
51:00are their age. Like top one is their age
51:03and then the bottom is their uh
51:05>> dude, let's bet on an old guy. 54 years
51:07old, bro.
51:08>> Oh, she's 19.
51:09>> She's been a 19y old.
51:11>> They don't know what they're doing.
51:12>> There's a 19 female.
51:14>> 19-year-old female. Not happening, bro.
51:16She is not winning, bro. Give me a
51:1850-year-old dude.
51:19>> That's a great underdog story.
51:21>> 19-year-old female. That's a great She
51:22going to crash and everybody story, bro.
51:25It's going to be on the news. All right,
51:26let's hammer off like a ton of money on
51:28this first one.
51:29>> Yo, Dbo, are you listening?
51:31>> No.
51:31>> This is very important stuff, dude. So
51:33if you win one, you got the easiest
51:35start is like being on the inside of the
51:37track if you all started in the same
51:38lane. This is how likely they are to win
51:40one time,
51:42>> two times in a row, three times in
51:44[music] a row or something. Let's just
51:45hammer two guys and if either win do
51:47like a exact or the trifecta.
51:51>> Yeah, let's do that. These guys are
51:52awesome.
51:52>> Let's actually call the whole race. It's
51:54only six.
51:55>> How much would you want to put? Like do
51:56you want to do a huge bet?
51:57>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I would like to do
51:58at least [music] 500,000.
52:00>> 500,000. 500,000.
52:04Yeah. Yeah.
52:13>> So, fill it out. We'll do one card with
52:17800,000 on the guy to win so we can
52:19finish that and then we'll do a separate
52:21card with half a million on Jacob's guy.
52:23All right. So, we have 500,000 yen on
52:26six the big dog to win. We have five
52:28tickets for 100,000 each. And then we
52:31have a million yen on one to win. And
52:33then it sounds like we have 200,000 yen
52:36on 312 trifecta.
52:39That's pretty dope. All right, cool.
52:40Let's go. If 312 happens, we are the
52:42richest people in this whole place. If
52:44we hit the trifecta, it pays out over
52:46$100,000. It's like 20 million yen, but
52:48it's also one in 120.
52:51>> How many combinations of trifecta?
52:55>> 120.
52:58120.
53:00>> We're getting smoked by four. Look at
53:03blue, dude. Who is that guy?
53:07>> We're getting smoked by four.
53:11Come on. Come on. White. Oh, yeah.
53:13That's a good turn. That's a good turn.
53:14No, we're getting smoked by this guy.
53:18Oh, dude. Four us. Six goting smokes,
53:22bro. All right. All right. Let's go play
53:24some other bet. We'll do uh half a
53:25million yen on two. Oh, that was your
53:29pick. Just cuz I said that. What else
53:31could we look at here, you know? All
53:33right, we'll bet four. We'll bet half a
53:34million yen on four to win. And then
53:36we'll do a 100,000 on a trifecta. 423.
53:40And then one more trifecta. That is 3 1
53:43[music]
53:445. I feel like we're at a disadvantage
53:46here, not knowing anything. So, we'll
53:48put 1.2 million yen on this race.
53:51Okay.
54:00All right. So, this race we need 315 or
54:04423 or we need straight up. We have half
54:06a million yen on two to win and half a
54:08million yen on four to win. So, this is
54:10your trifecta right here, Gar. 315. And
54:12that will pay half of my AP. If we win,
54:16if this trifecta hits, I'll get hammered
54:18and go to soap heads. [music]
54:22Oh, come on.
54:25Left three.
54:40Two. Yeah, it's
54:44>> um I think we don't look at that. I
54:48think we just pick two numbers and then
54:50two trifectas and just go with the wind.
54:53>> It's six.
54:55>> Uh, I'll take two.
54:56>> All right, we'll do half a million on
54:58six and half a million on two.
55:00>> All right, we're down to our last 2
55:01million yen. This is not optimal.
55:08>> This is so sick. I wish I had more
55:09money. I see how people lose it all
55:11here. I'm ready to lose it all. This
55:13place is awesome, bro. This is
55:14definitely my favorite thing that we've
55:15done in Japan this whole time. Although,
55:17we have only lost 3 million yen so far.
55:22Here we go, dude. Two and six. We need
55:25this one to hit or it's really just
55:26coach for us.
55:32>> Come on. Six. So far,
55:37>> look at six. Oh no, he's slowing down.
55:49the first laugh. That all that matters.
55:53>> Oh my god.
55:57>> What is he doing?
56:02>> I'm telling you, somebody called and
56:03said half a million yen is on you. You
56:04got a sandbag.
56:06>> All right, let's go place our last bet.
56:07We're down to our last million yen.
56:08>> I want four.
56:10>> You want four? All right, let's bet
56:11four. All right, we'll do half a million
56:12on uh four and half a million on This is
56:17our last million yen right here, fellas.
56:19>> Why don't you, you know, break it off?
56:21250 250 and then you have one for the
56:23last race or you just want to
56:24>> No, because dude, dude, dude, this is
56:25gambling 101. You don't want to drop
56:27your bet when you're due cuz then it
56:30hits and then what? We're still losing
56:32money. If anything, we should put a
56:34million dollars on four. No, we'll do
56:35half a million on four and half a
56:36million ones.
56:42And then this is this kind of the plan.
56:44This is going to smack and then I'm
56:45going to put it all into trifectas on
56:47the next one. 25 trifectas. Surely one
56:49of those hits.
56:51>> All right.
56:53>> Oh, we bet on an A2. All right, we
56:56should be We should be a lock. If one
56:59wins, we all win so much money cuz it's
57:01a B1 against two A2s. Oh, here we go,
57:03dude. Oh my god. Come on. One or four.
57:07All right, there goes one.
57:12Oh, we're cooked. That's it. Y it's
57:14gone, bro. It's good. It's gone.
57:18[laughter]
57:19>> Four is a dead ass. He's supposed to be
57:21the favorite. Oh my god. And there goes
57:23two.
57:25>> Oh,
57:28one and four are dead last. Got the
57:30reverse trifecta,
57:32bro.
57:34What the?
57:37>> This is so rigged, dude. Out of five
57:40races, we bet on 10 people. Look at two.
57:43Oh my four. What is he doing? Oh my.
57:50That has to be a sandbag. That has to be
57:52He was the favorite. We hammer the
57:53favorite and he's last by a mile. That's
57:55got to be a sandbag, bro. That's That's
57:57ridiculous. All right, so we lost 5
57:59million yen.
58:02Oh,
58:08I'm getting reamemed in Japan, bro. This
58:11tuna better work out or I should have
58:14just stayed home instead kept sports
58:16betting. This is not a profitable
58:19venture so far. All right, that was
58:21[ __ ] That was 5 million yen. It's
58:24easy to put the yen in the machine, but
58:25then you realize that cost me real
58:27dollars to get that. And that's like 30
58:29something,000. That was that was I don't
58:32know. That was just a terrible day. This
58:33whole trip is kind of turning into a
58:36disaster.
58:37Justing, bro. I got to stop just wasting
58:41money on dumb [ __ ]
58:45>> All right, we're going to do three and a
58:46half million yen cuz we're running low,
58:48bro. Like really low. If I don't win
58:51today, bro. [laughter]
58:53Going to be my brains up in your floor.
58:55But I'm going to bet smaller. Like maybe
58:57400,000 per horse. We lost $30,000
58:59yesterday, dude. That's like a third of
59:00an AP. This is as nice as it gets, dude.
59:05What? Yo, look at how beautiful this is.
59:09This is Wow. Very impressive. Japan.
59:12They've really done outdone themselves
59:14with this.
59:15>> They run around the whole mother one
59:17time for all the money, all the marbles.
59:21>> Craziness.
59:22>> Can we change it to huge?
59:24>> Yeah. Yeah. Especially for that heat. I
59:25think it's very inhumane. Horses do like
59:27to run.
59:28>> Yeah, that's their thing. That's like if
59:30I didn't let a Edward film, he'd be
59:31like, "Let me film. Let me
59:32>> Let's chuck this 70 to1." 86 to1, bro.
59:37What do they got, dude? A dude with Down
59:38syndrome thing. That doesn't make sense
59:40that it would ever be 80 to1. Might as
59:42well not even have him race. Everyone
59:44loves a good comeback story, though. All
59:46right, so we'll hammer this guy just to
59:47warm up. Uh 3.7.
59:52[laughter]
59:54>> Every time I click a button, they
59:56justing add so much more. All right. So,
59:59the first bet we have is number one.
1:00:02>> 8.6 odds.
1:00:07>> $400,000.
1:00:08>> Oh, wait. Here we go. These are the
1:00:10odds.
1:00:12>> Good sloppy standard. This doesn't mean
1:00:14much.
1:00:15>> All right. This shows the odds. So, this
1:00:17is Should we hammer 159
1:00:20>> to one?
1:00:20>> I don't know what this means.
1:00:22>> It means you win 159 times your money.
1:00:25>> Oh. Oh. Oh. The odds are 159 to one.
1:00:28the dude [laughter] dead last. He's
1:00:30gonna break his leg before he gets here.
1:00:31>> All right.
1:00:32>> Okay, we have one and 10. Oh, we bet one
1:00:35realing.
1:00:37>> Number one has never won, bro. He had a
1:00:40good performance, but it did. He started
1:00:43early or something. Sloppy and standard
1:00:45performance.
1:00:48I think we just go off into names, dude.
1:00:50Like pineapple cake. That guy's not
1:00:52winning.
1:00:54>> Yo, this is butterfly, dude. All right.
1:00:56Should we hammer your butterfly?
1:00:58>> It's 56 to1, dog.
1:01:01>> How do you know butterfly?
1:01:03>> Oh, it started. It's going.
1:01:05>> We're racing. Oh, hold on. Where's it
1:01:07from?
1:01:07>> There's three.
1:01:09>> What are we one 10? Oh, got a four,
1:01:12dude.
1:01:16>> Oh, third place. Come on. 10, [laughter]
1:01:19>> bro. Yeah, there's Oh, look, dude. He's
1:01:24>> No. Here goes 10. Here comes 10. Here
1:01:27comes 10. No. Come on.
1:01:30>> Oh no.
1:01:32>> Oh my god. 10 got second place. That was
1:01:35a good good try on the first one, bro.
1:01:37All right, Jacob. I'm going to give you
1:01:39three choices and you pick one. Grass.
1:01:41Ricky. Oh, dude. Ocean Cronis.
1:01:45>> That's cold.
1:01:46>> Ocean Cronis is a 75 to one shot.
1:01:49>> He looks like he's 12,
1:01:50>> dude. Let's hammer Ocean Cronis. 75 to1
1:01:53odds suit. It's They just spent 100,000.
1:01:56I'd pay 7.5 million yen.
1:01:59>> 100,000 is basically no thousand.
1:02:01There's two horses in here that are
1:02:02significantly better than everyone. And
1:02:04that would be Grass Ricky and Sepron.
1:02:09Should we just hammer Ocean Cronis with
1:02:11everything we got?
1:02:13>> What if we made like a 100 million yen
1:02:15right now? I'm going to put a little
1:02:16more on Ocean Cronis from a 76 to1, but
1:02:20since we bet so much, it's now 5 to1.
1:02:23What?
1:02:26>> So that's how that works.
1:02:27>> These have nothing to do with how good
1:02:29the horse actually is.
1:02:30>> Well, no, that's like opening odds, you
1:02:31know? It's like, oh, it's probably 70,
1:02:32but but but then, you know, it shifts.
1:02:35>> So that means we get paid 5 to1.
1:02:37>> Yeah. I mean, we got cuz Ocean Cronis is
1:02:40a 70 to1 horse, but we're getting paid
1:02:42out at 5:1.
1:02:44>> Could we bet on um Grass Ricky?
1:02:47>> I like Grass Ricky.
1:02:48>> All right, we'll go in with 400,000 on
1:02:51Grass Ricky. The more I look at this, I
1:02:54keep like being like, "Oh, I want to bet
1:02:55on this guy." Then I look over. It's
1:02:58Ocean Cronis.
1:03:00[laughter]
1:03:01>> Okay, dude. He's an 80 to1 opener. Bro,
1:03:04>> look at this guy, though. Dude, he looks
1:03:05sick.
1:03:06>> I bet the odds keep shifting against
1:03:07him.
1:03:08>> His last three races went good, muddy,
1:03:10good. Everybody else, sloppy, sloppy,
1:03:13sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
1:03:17He's the only one,
1:03:18>> dude. Should we just put all 2 million
1:03:20left on Cronis, dude? Ocean Cronis just
1:03:21keeps getting better in the odds.
1:03:23>> Everyone's reacting to your bet. Like
1:03:25you brought it from 75 to like four and
1:03:27then everyone
1:03:28>> cuz they
1:03:30[laughter]
1:03:30just nuked a huge underdog and now
1:03:33everyone's on Ocean Cronis. Now Ocean
1:03:35Cronis is the third favorite in the
1:03:37whole race.
1:03:38>> There's Ocean.
1:03:39>> Oh. Oh, he looks stiff, bro. [laughter]
1:03:41>> He looks He looks dizzy out there. What
1:03:44the
1:03:47>> He's limping. Ocean Cronis is getting
1:03:50smoked, bro.
1:03:51>> Is that grass Ricky?
1:03:57>> Come on. Grass Ricky.
1:04:03>> No.
1:04:06>> Not grass Ricky.
1:04:07>> Grass Ricky.
1:04:09>> Oh, that my my my I will say though, we
1:04:12got two second places. Wait, so the last
1:04:14guy won and he was standard muddy good.
1:04:19>> I think I think those are the conditions
1:04:21of the previous races.
1:04:24[laughter]
1:04:24>> No way.
1:04:26>> Jacob,
1:04:28>> did you hear what he just said?
1:04:29>> The past performance thing, that's not
1:04:32past performance. That's the condition.
1:04:34Sloppy means the racetrack was sloppy.
1:04:36If it was muddy, it means it was muddy.
1:04:39>> Oh, look. That was my guy.
1:04:42>> No, no, no, no. I don't think he should
1:04:43be at ground cuz look it he got second
1:04:46when it was sloppy and then eighth when
1:04:48it was good. So he does better when the
1:04:49track is.
1:04:50>> Now you're thinking now you're thinking
1:04:52actually thinking.
1:04:53>> And now look at
1:04:54>> number 13 Nance show. When the track is
1:04:58better he crushed.
1:05:00>> Yo.
1:05:02Okay. Okay. Do you want to know his odds
1:05:04or doesn't matter?
1:05:07Look at his odds
1:05:11>> to win this race. 103 854
1:05:14>> or 12.
1:05:16>> 103 85 horses and all of
1:05:18>> them are underdogs.
1:05:20>> 14. There's 14. Smile loco, dude. Smile
1:05:23loco is going to win this.
1:05:24>> We only got 14.
1:05:25>> I know. That was we wanted them.
1:05:28>> No. It's Smile Loco. No.
1:05:32>> Oh, wait. We have money on Smile Loco.
1:05:34Do we? Is that four? 14.
1:05:36>> No.
1:05:39We were I dude what are you doing?
1:05:43>> You go smile loco is a guy and I go and
1:05:45then you go I don't think smile loc
1:05:50was my guy.
1:05:51>> No no no I don't think he should be
1:05:57>> out of money. It's gone dude. We lost 8
1:06:01and 12 million yen. That's half an AP.
1:06:05>> This is just all a sham, bro. I I can't
1:06:07stand this place.
1:06:08>> This place or the boat race? What's
1:06:10cooler?
1:06:12>> This place? The boat race is pretty like
1:06:14grungy, depressing.
1:06:16>> This is like high class.
1:06:18>> Let's get some ice cream.
1:06:20>> Yeah, dude. That's what it's all about.
1:06:25>> Horrible.
1:06:26>> Okay, guys. So, admittedly,
1:06:29that whole idea was a bad idea. And it
1:06:34takes a strong man to admit when he's
1:06:35wrong, but not only to admit that he's
1:06:38wrong, wrong the right or make the wrong
1:06:41into a right. Right? So that's what
1:06:43we're going to do. I should have just
1:06:45went to Japan in the first place, but
1:06:47learned my lesson and I'm going to Japan
1:06:49now. They don't know that I'm coming. I
1:06:51have an inside guy, but besides him, no
1:06:53one knows that I'm coming. And so I'm
1:06:56going to fly to Japan now and go meet up
1:06:57with them. So
1:07:08[music]
1:07:15what do you
1:07:17>> I'm just here to chill in Tokyo with you
1:07:19guys.
1:07:19>> How' you find
1:07:20>> I had an inside guy.
1:07:22>> What?
1:07:23>> Where we were?
1:07:24>> Yeah,
1:07:24>> dude. That's dope. What up? What up
1:07:26vlog? What are you vlogging? I guess
1:07:29Japan.
1:07:30>> Yeah, basically. Basically just Japan. I
1:07:33went to the World Cup game.
1:07:36>> France, Spain.
1:07:38>> Oh, dude. I saw they lost.
1:07:39>> Yeah.
1:07:40>> I'm glad it was at uh 4 in the morning
1:07:42here.
1:07:43>> So, I didn't I if I was gambling, I
1:07:46would have lost all.
1:07:47>> You didn't even see Dude, this flight
1:07:48here is brutal.
1:07:51>> Did you Did you bet on the game?
1:07:53>> Um I bet like a little bit. Look at
1:07:57this. I can't believe you're in Japan,
1:07:59dude.
1:07:59>> Yeah, dude. I I know I don't seem like
1:08:02it, but I about 24 hours ago, I was
1:08:05stoked to come here.
1:08:07>> Now the life just drained.
1:08:09>> Oh my god. Yeah, the jet lag is still
1:08:10killing me, but dude, it's good to see
1:08:11you. [music]
1:08:15>> Okay, guys. What's up? I'm excited to be
1:08:17here in Tokyo.
1:08:21As far as the whole um selling Togei's
1:08:24watches situation goes, I think I'm just
1:08:27gonna not tell him about it and, you
1:08:30know, leave Mr. Liam to deal with it.
1:08:32Yeah, seems like that's the best course
1:08:34of action. But anyway, you know, lesson
1:08:36learned. Soccer is little fit check
1:08:40maybe. What? What? What? What? Black KP
1:08:44got the long shorts, babe. Wait a
1:08:48minute. Oh, but guys, check this out.
1:08:51Very exciting news is you guys remember
1:08:53my friend Udy? Udy has what? He pulled
1:08:56up to Japan. He didn't even tell me he
1:08:58was pulling up to Japan. He just texted
1:08:59someone on my team and hunted us down.
1:09:01Which is now that I think about it, a
1:09:03really bizarre way to tell somebody,
1:09:05"Yes, I would like to join your
1:09:07business. Just show up." But it's kind
1:09:08of fun. Whatever. Either way, Odie is
1:09:11joining and I'm really excited about
1:09:12this because I think we work really well
1:09:14together. We've never made any money
1:09:15together in the past. All we do is fail
1:09:17miserably on all things and you know
1:09:20waste hundreds of thousands of dollars.
1:09:21Sometimes we do drugs. Sometimes just
1:09:24you know bang hookers. There's a lot of
1:09:27nothing really good has ever happened um
1:09:30with Udy
1:09:32but I think it's awesome and I think
1:09:34this time is going to be different. Look
1:09:36at the ocean out there.
1:09:43All right.
1:09:45So sick.
1:09:53>> A 243 kilogram blue fin sold for 510
1:09:58million yen, about 3.2 million US at
1:10:02Monday's first auction of the year.
1:10:04>> The tuna was caught off in northern
1:10:06Japan.
1:10:07>> Ma in northern Japan.
1:10:08>> The biggest fish of northern Japan's
1:10:10history.
1:10:10>> Gigantic [music] tuna
1:10:12>> in Northern Japan. for $3.1 million
1:10:15>> off of the coast of Ma
1:10:18in northern Japan.
1:10:27We're like 5 hours out of Tokyo. We've
1:10:29been traveling all day, but we finally
1:10:31have a boat situation where we catch the
1:10:34$3 million tuna. This is about as ocean
1:10:37fishing as it gets right here.
1:10:40And also I we don't really know what to
1:10:41expect cuz A doesn't speak English. B
1:10:44just met this guy 4 days ago.
1:10:52>> This ising
1:10:55fitted appropriately. They're wearing
1:10:57the same thing. The vets. We look like
1:11:00vets. That's probably why they're so
1:11:02down with us because look at that guy.
1:11:03He's got on the same thing too.
1:11:06>> You look good. You look good.
1:11:08>> I look good, dude.
1:11:22>> Holy, dude. We really hate out here.
1:11:24>> This is insane. If anyone's going to
1:11:26help me catch a $3 million tuna, it's
1:11:28these people.
1:11:29>> This is nuts.
1:11:31>> I wonder how far out in the ocean does
1:11:32this thing go.
1:11:34>> Yeah, dude.
1:11:35>> What are you doing? It's good luck.
1:11:36Apparently, weed up all the horses, but
1:11:38now we're due
1:11:39>> on the thing that really matters, the
1:11:41fish.
1:11:43>> Whoa, dude. This is terrifying. This is
1:11:46how you die.
1:11:48>> We're going to sea with people we never
1:11:49met before in our whole lives that don't
1:11:52speak our language. This is like squid
1:11:54man rules 101. You were just walking
1:11:57around and you met this guy. Yeah.
1:11:58>> Yeah. Can we go on your boat and get
1:12:00your fish?
1:12:01>> That's crazy, dude. Cheers. This is
1:12:03awesome, dude.
1:12:05Y
1:12:08fishing pole.
1:12:10>> My favorite part is that they don't even
1:12:12give us life. They're like [laughter]
1:12:14safety. Whatever.
1:12:15>> Yeah. If this boat sinks though, it is
1:12:17really over for us.
1:12:18>> I keep thinking that though. It's like
1:12:19this is the best way to die. Imagine
1:12:21going out by heart attack. Like this is
1:12:23the cool way to die.
1:12:25>> Yeah. At 24 years old, dude.
1:12:27>> Well, if you have to choose.
1:12:29>> I'd rather die have a heart attack at
1:12:3190.
1:12:32>> Oh yeah. a heart attack.
1:12:34>> Dumb idiot drowned trying to catch a
1:12:36fish. That's legendary actually.
1:12:38>> Huh?
1:12:39>> You seen laughing pie?
1:12:41>> No.
1:12:41>> You know how they get straight How you
1:12:42get straight out?
1:12:43>> No, I've not seen it. I don't know that.
1:12:48This is insane.
1:12:51Wow, dude. This is a big sweat. This is
1:12:54a bigger sweat than any bet I've placed
1:12:56in my entire life. Got to catch the big
1:12:59tuna or Japan was a total race. The
1:13:02blackest black I've ever seen. That's
1:13:05like all the way black. There's not a
1:13:07single thing. We are in the middle of
1:13:08nowhere. I guess this is where the
1:13:10tunes. Wow.
1:13:12>> Like what? Over. That's like 300,000
1:13:15>> for this boat. That seems No, no, no.
1:13:17That's over. 60 million yen. 400 thou
1:13:20450,000 for this boat.
1:13:23No wonder tuna so expensive.
1:13:25>> This guy's a millionaire.
1:13:26>> What?
1:13:27>> I guess so. Yeah. What? This guy's a
1:13:29millionaire. This is a pretty well dude
1:13:31cuz if tuna are going for that much
1:13:33money he just had to caught a few good
1:13:36tun in his days.
1:13:39>> Seems like we've reached our
1:13:40destination.
1:13:46>> What? That's what they're doing. It's
1:13:47very difficult with this language
1:13:49barrier. All right, let me
1:13:56come on.
1:13:59That's crazy.
1:14:02>> Oh, what?
1:14:04>> Biggest hook I ever seen. I don't like
1:14:06how they're wearing life, bro.
1:14:13I have no
1:14:19just stay here.
1:14:23>> Are you guys around this rope? You can
1:14:25die. You can die. Yeah.
1:14:28>> What?
1:14:29>> Yo, don't touch that rope or you can die
1:14:31>> because it, you know, that's the line.
1:14:32So, if the tuna gets on the line and
1:14:34we're like close to the line or
1:14:36something, it could just like rip
1:14:37through us.
1:14:38>> This is terrifying. It's getting right.
1:14:40It's been about 30 minutes.
1:14:42No luck so far. But I don't know how
1:14:44this thing normally goes. I imagine it
1:14:47takes a while to catch a fish. I mean,
1:14:50they seem to be not too concerned, but
1:14:52it's like
1:15:05Oh, what's going on there?
1:15:07>> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going
1:15:09on here?
1:15:11>> Hold on, hold on.
1:15:13>> What's he saying?
1:15:16>> Uh, it was too big and then escaped.
1:15:20>> It escaped.
1:15:21>> Huh?
1:15:22>> Not this dog.
1:15:24So my god, show me the shisha lips, bro.
1:15:29>> Yo.
1:15:32>> Wa. [screaming]
1:15:34That's the That's the biggest fish I've
1:15:35ever seen in my whole life. Oh, that
1:15:37thing is huge. Holy [ __ ]
1:15:42That's huge.
1:15:44>> That's crazy.
1:15:45>> Dude, that's the biggest fish I've ever
1:15:47seen by 5x at least.
1:15:49>> Wa!
1:15:51Yo,
1:15:54>> that's insane.
1:15:55>> Oh my god.
1:16:04It's 50. It's 15 kg.
1:16:05>> 50 kg. We need one 10 times as big as
1:16:08that. Hold on.
1:16:09>> What does it feel like?
1:16:11>> Wo.
1:16:13>> Oh, it's yellow.
1:16:15>> Oh, you need the blue fin. And also,
1:16:17okay, so that's 50 kg, which is 120 lb.
1:16:20We need one five times bigger than that.
1:16:22>> And a blue
1:16:24>> and a blue fin. So, we are missing the
1:16:26mark by a large bit, but this is still
1:16:27the coolest thing I've ever seen.
1:16:29>> Whoa, dude.
1:16:30>> 50 kg fish. All right, that's a great
1:16:32start, dude.
1:16:34>> I got you.
1:16:36>> This is This is going on my hinge
1:16:37profile,
1:16:39[laughter]
1:16:44>> dude. There's no picking that thing up.
1:16:46>> It's huge.
1:16:47>> Let me get on one side. You get on the
1:16:48other side.
1:16:48>> All right. All right. All right. Jacob,
1:16:49you get on that side. It's kind of like
1:16:51a thumbnail, except for we'll AI that
1:16:52bad boy and make it like 20 times
1:16:54bigger.
1:16:55>> All right. All right. Ready?
1:17:01>> Oh, you grab it by the tail.
1:17:04>> Just going to this fishly.
1:17:07>> Yeah.
1:17:08>> From now
1:17:09you guys can lift it.
1:17:12>> Wait,
1:17:12>> that fish ain't
1:17:14>> that thing just done bled out.
1:17:16>> It keeps popping. No, if he was alive,
1:17:18you would be eating, bro.
1:17:20>> Oh, this one.
1:17:35>> Dude, I can't even like fathom what it
1:17:37would be like if it was five times
1:17:38bigger. That was the biggest fish I've
1:17:40ever seen in my life.
1:17:52Let's go.
1:17:54>> Let's go.
1:17:56>> Apparently, it's big. It's a big
1:17:58[screaming]
1:18:02>> Oh, he's locked in. I got to get out of
1:18:03the way.
1:18:06>> Oh, dude. This would be so sick if this
1:18:07was a 500 lb tuna. This is like kind of
1:18:09triging into a slot and then you just
1:18:12wait to see what you get. like, "Oh, we
1:18:13got the tree in." But it's like, "Don't
1:18:14be don't dopie." They said this is a big
1:18:17one and if the last one was a small one
1:18:19then
1:18:24[laughter]
1:18:34[music]
1:18:44Oh, this one is tiny. That's not going
1:18:45to cut the truck at all.
1:18:48>> That ain't worth that ain't worth I
1:18:50don't think any of my million. Maybe 500
1:18:53bucks.
1:18:59>> Well, they already cut into it.
1:19:02>> Yeah.
1:19:04>> All right, then we just keep it. I mean,
1:19:06if we collect, you know, the more the
1:19:08marrier, I guess. Just bring them to the
1:19:09fish mark.
1:19:14Oh,
1:19:14>> the internet says uh 1 in 600 of them
1:19:18are going to be as big as we need to be.
1:19:20>> One in six.
1:19:21>> So, we got to do this exact process 600
1:19:23more times.
1:19:24>> Well, we're 59.
1:19:25>> Got to be a better odd than max win
1:19:28though, right?
1:19:29>> Probably.
1:19:31>> This is like triging into
1:19:33>> Yeah. Every time you hook one, that's
1:19:34what that's crazy you say that. That's
1:19:36exactly what I said earlier. Every time
1:19:37you hook one, it's like triging in and
1:19:39you're just praying that you max win on
1:19:40the triggering. This one happened to be,
1:19:42you know, a 5x. It's a buy.
1:19:45>> So, we're just doing spins right now.
1:19:46>> We're just spinning.
1:19:48>> I I typically like buying the bonuses
1:19:50better. So,
1:19:51>> you can't in nature. You can't
1:19:54>> like mad aura, too.
1:19:56>> Like coming and doing this way more aura
1:19:58than going to Rio those combos.
1:20:01>> Way more aura than y.
1:20:03>> Yeah.
1:20:04>> Also way sicker than
1:20:06>> I agree. I flick
1:20:07>> like yelling at about some dumb and
1:20:10they're talking on some I don't care
1:20:11about. This is awesome.
1:20:13>> I think this is more fun. That's what Ed
1:20:15said. He's like, "Is this more fun than
1:20:17Rio than Cababa?" I was like, "Yeah,
1:20:20>> I would say so.
1:20:22[music]
1:20:32All right, check it out. Middle of
1:20:34nowhere. It's been about uh I would say
1:20:372 Oh, wait. Hold on. It's been about 2
1:20:39hours and we have caught two not $5
1:20:43million fish.
1:20:44>> Honestly, it's better than I thought
1:20:47that you were going to do. I didn't
1:20:48think you were going to catch a single
1:20:50fish.
1:20:50>> What?
1:20:51>> There is a fish that's worth 5 million.
1:20:54Those have surely got to be more than
1:20:562,000.
1:20:58>> Like, how many times bigger would
1:21:00[laughter] be big?
1:21:03>> No, no, no, no, no. I think it's more of
1:21:05like a this is a cool thing like like it
1:21:07gets exponentially more valuable cuz
1:21:09it's like cool that it's big you know
1:21:11>> that makes sense but I I really don't
1:21:14know I or if it's just for the meat then
1:21:16yeah I don't know
1:21:17>> we might have a chance to catch one more
1:21:18fish
1:21:19>> oh he says once it's right out you're
1:21:22cooked dude this is
1:21:24>> Santa Cruz caught a fish in the daytime
1:21:26>> yeah in like Massachusetts bro these are
1:21:29Japanese rules that we're playing by so
1:21:32far we
1:21:36200 lb of tuna.
1:21:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
1:21:42whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Three tunas in
1:21:44one day. All right, I'm gearing up like
1:21:46I'm about to do something. I'm not doing
1:21:48these guys. I got it all figured out.
1:21:53>> That's me.
1:21:57>> I don't believe them anymore.
1:21:59>> Yes. Do it. I do this.
1:22:01>> Yeah. Do it. Oh, we're pulling it in,
1:22:03dude. Here we go. Nope.
1:22:05>> See, I like it's like there's no way
1:22:07there's a fish on the other end of this.
1:22:09Zero resistance.
1:22:11>> Yeah, that's what's fascinating to me is
1:22:14the how easy it is to get the tuna into
1:22:16the boat.
1:22:17>> Oh, no problem.
1:22:18>> I thought it was going to be like this
1:22:19whole ordeal,
1:22:20>> bro. Santa Cruz says he's reeling us in
1:22:22for an hour. No,
1:22:23>> I was getting I was getting ready to
1:22:25fight this thing on a fishing rod.
1:22:28>> I'm not feeling into.
1:22:29>> Yeah. Look at this.
1:22:31Well, I think they got the more tech on
1:22:33this boat.
1:22:34>> This is like the modern technology.
1:22:36These guys are professionals where I
1:22:39guess the people that use the rods are
1:22:40kind of the chumps.
1:22:42>> Like Santa Cruz chump.
1:22:46>> You got this, bro.
1:22:56Give it to
1:22:56>> Okay.
1:22:58That's why I didn't feel like there was
1:22:59none on there. Another fish on there.
1:23:02It's on that one. Such
1:23:03>> idiots. You idiots.
1:23:05>> Like, come on, white guy. Reel in the
1:23:07thing.
1:23:09That's a tiny one, dude. That's another
1:23:12big trig. And for a tiny.
1:23:16[music]
1:23:17>> Wow. That is actually definitely the
1:23:20biggest one. That's huge.
1:23:22>> Look at that thing, bro.
1:23:25[music] Oh,
1:23:27all right. All right.
1:23:34>> That feels pretty big to me.
1:23:35>> She said, she said, "At least we got
1:23:36it." [laughter]
1:23:39>> Yeah,
1:23:39>> we're all farming this one.
1:23:41>> What?
1:23:41>> Pick it up.
1:23:42>> Just got that, dude. I can't pick it up,
1:23:43dude. Ready? Let's go.
1:23:52>> It's so slippery.
1:23:55Oh,
1:23:55>> wo.
1:23:56>> Holy or farm. Now look like it's
1:23:58Nachuan.
1:24:06>> Oh yeah, dude. That's a really great art
1:24:08form.
1:24:09>> Wait, look at the camera.
1:24:13>> I cannot believe they get bigger than
1:24:15that.
1:24:16>> Yeah, I can't even like picture. How
1:24:18would we if we got the $5 million one
1:24:21and it's 10 times this size? How does it
1:24:23even fit on the boat?
1:24:24>> Well, that's why I'm having second
1:24:26thoughts about this boat entirely cuz
1:24:28they said they released a 600lb one.
1:24:30>> They released one
1:24:31>> cuz they couldn't get it on the boat. It
1:24:33wasn't equipped enough to get 600 lb on
1:24:36here.
1:24:36>> Didn't you say you couldn't lift it into
1:24:38the boat?
1:24:38>> Yeah, but I that's what they said, but I
1:24:40didn't realize they were using a machine
1:24:41to lift it in in the first place. So, it
1:24:43was too heavy for the machine.
1:24:44>> And then they use the hook, right?
1:24:46>> No, no. The machine lifts it all the way
1:24:48up.
1:24:49>> Oh, they do get it unhook.
1:24:51>> All right. All right. The machine like
1:24:53gets it to the surface, but then they
1:24:57can't get it into the boat. They have to
1:24:59get it into the boat. So, if
1:25:01hypothetically we did get the 500
1:25:03pounder, I think all of our firepower we
1:25:06could maybe get it.
1:25:07>> Maybe if we Bro, I don't understand. Why
1:25:09do Why don't you just throw in one of
1:25:11those as bait now that you have it
1:25:12though?
1:25:13>> Cuz the tuna don't eat other tuna
1:25:15probably.
1:25:18We should get sharks, dude.
1:25:20>> Yeah. Well, I mean, it could be if we if
1:25:22we caught whatever eats that, it' be a
1:25:24whale.
1:25:26>> I like whales eat. What eats that
1:25:29though?
1:25:31Shark.
1:25:32>> Weed, man.
1:25:33>> And humans.
1:25:34>> That'd be sick. You catch a 600 lb
1:25:36human.
1:25:38>> That would not be sick. That would be
1:25:39freaky as
1:25:40probably ruin my week.
1:25:42>> Hold on. Hold on. Another one.
1:25:46>> Poor [ __ ] [ __ ]
1:25:52>> Oh, please be the big bro. How many
1:25:54triins you need?
1:25:57>> Oh, the bell's going off. So, the bell
1:26:00they're electrocuting it.
1:26:02>> No, it's a shocker.
1:26:03>> Shock.
1:26:04>> Shock.
1:26:05>> Electric shock.
1:26:10>> It's a lot harder than it seems, dude.
1:26:15I
1:26:15>> wonder what the biggest they ever caught
1:26:16was.
1:26:21>> That's what I'm saying, bro. Is this is
1:26:23getting ridiculous. We might have to
1:26:25catch literally 500 more at this size
1:26:27before you get the big money.
1:26:31>> I mean, it's cool.
1:26:34>> I'm starting to think they're all this
1:26:35size. So, you know why it comes in so
1:26:37easy is cuz they drop a ring down the
1:26:39line, electrocute the out of it, and
1:26:41then it just stops resisting and bring
1:26:42it up. Everybody's reeling it in nor.
1:26:45No, dude. They just electrocute the out
1:26:47of the fish. That's why he's probably
1:26:48geeking right now. He just got
1:26:49electrocuted, bro.
1:26:52>> See that, dude? That sucks, bro. That
1:26:55cannot be humane. I don't think they
1:26:56give I I almost thought they were going
1:26:58to murder us because what what's
1:26:59happening right now?
1:27:00>> I thought they was going to murder us,
1:27:01too. How much did they pay these guys?
1:27:03>> We didn't pay them a scent.
1:27:04>> What? Yeah,
1:27:05>> dude. They're definitely going to talk
1:27:07about
1:27:10All
1:27:20>> [music]
1:27:31>> right, [clears throat] we just woke up.
1:27:32It is
1:27:34>> 7:10
1:27:35>> 7:10 p.m. No luck on the fish last
1:27:38night. Well, some luck actually.
1:27:39Apparently, that was a ton of luck.
1:27:41According to the [snorts] J our anime
1:27:43translator, who I'm starting to believe
1:27:45doesn't speak Japanese, but either way,
1:27:48those a those guys went out [snorts] for
1:27:515 days prior and didn't catch uh a
1:27:55single fish. So, catching those four was
1:27:57pretty solid, but also not going to cut
1:27:59the chut. So, we're going to go get
1:28:01breakfast. Dude, you guys see how fat my
1:28:04face is getting out here? I'm inflamed.
1:28:07This this fish thing is stressing me out
1:28:09too much.
1:28:12And the McDonald's. All right. Either
1:28:15way, we're going to get breakfast,
1:28:17[clears throat] lunch, and dinner right
1:28:18now. And then we got to hit theing the
1:28:20the the ocean again.
1:28:28>> The beef and rice is
1:28:30>> bottom uh bottom right on this page.
1:28:35I think I'm going to get Is this rice or
1:28:37chicken? You think
1:28:38>> they all have chicken?
1:28:39>> That looks chickeny.
1:28:40>> It does look chickeny.
1:28:42>> We also having a a crisis on storing the
1:28:45fish. We have all these
1:28:48tunas and they're going to spoil on this
1:28:50boat. We need to catch the $5 million
1:28:53fish tonight or we're running into a lot
1:28:55of problems. We're going to have to buy
1:28:56a fridge for each fish. They're too big
1:28:58and I'm out of money. I have to I'm
1:29:00thinking I'd trade my AP for fridges.
1:29:04Fridge estate.
1:29:07>> Dude, the fridges at
1:29:09>> Get rid of them, dude. Dude, I'm not
1:29:10seeing the daylight. This is the life of
1:29:13the fisherman. Can you see me at all?
1:29:16This is the life of the fisherman, dude.
1:29:17This is what it's all about. No sun,
1:29:20just fish. Just blood, sweat, and tuna.
1:29:23Bro,
1:29:24>> very comfortable. This is my home kind
1:29:26of, bro. Doesn't it feel nice to be back
1:29:28on this boat?
1:29:29>> Well, it feels better today to be
1:29:30honest.
1:29:30>> Feels awesome. Yesterday was like scary.
1:29:32I wasn't sure if I was going to get
1:29:33>> yesterday. I was terrified.
1:29:35>> Look at this, guys.
1:29:40>> Like this.
1:29:42>> Wow.
1:29:45Me and my Japanese captain don't speak
1:29:48English. Don't know what we're saying.
1:29:51Don't know what we're doing.
1:29:54But the only language we speak is tuna
1:29:56language. All right, it's been about 1
1:29:58hour. Sun's coming up. No luck. But
1:30:01we've cracked our lucky beers. Really
1:30:03good.
1:30:08Saying, "Oh, I might fall in. Should I
1:30:10not stay here?"
1:30:11>> He's just saying it's like it's bumpy
1:30:13with the waves.
1:30:14>> Yeah, it's bumpy today, dude. But this
1:30:16is kind of what it's all about. Makes
1:30:17you feel more at sea.
1:30:24>> The smallest drivers.
1:30:28>> It's aing minnow.
1:30:30That thing is a baby, bro. Come on.
1:30:38>> What a waste of time.
1:30:39>> Definitely got to put that one back.
1:30:46>> All right, start
1:30:58the good luck. Luckily, this is the one.
1:31:00>> Come on. Give me the big dude. One time.
1:31:04Where is the land, bro?
1:31:10>> You can't see the land at all. We are in
1:31:12the middle of the sea.
1:31:14>> That's crazy.
1:31:16>> Look how crazy this is, guys. You cannot
1:31:19see the earth anywhere.
1:31:22This is like as middle of the ocean.
1:31:26Middle of the ocean as it gets.
1:31:29And this is no cut, no joke, no troll.
1:31:34Middle of the ocean.
1:31:39That's [music] a yo chill. Yo, he's just
1:31:43murdering it.
1:31:48More humane way to do all this.
1:31:50>> Yeah.
1:31:53>> Boom. Dude, check that out. What? Oh.
1:31:59Get a picture with this. I love
1:32:08>> Yeah, this is good LAR and all, but we
1:32:09need a $5 million two.
1:32:12>> Oh, that's a good way to hold it. Yeah,
1:32:14that's good aura right there.
1:32:16>> Peta is not going to like this video,
1:32:18dude. No, no, no.
1:32:27>> That one you're just putting in the
1:32:29pocket.
1:32:29>> Dude, what a brutal life for that fish.
1:32:31>> They cut out like a teeny bit of its
1:32:34lungs. [laughter]
1:32:36>> Punch it in the brain and now it's just
1:32:39in the box. So, you're actually going to
1:32:42get cancelled for this video. I'm going
1:32:44to get cancelled for just being here. I
1:32:47think you're going to chop this up quite
1:32:48a bit, right?
1:32:49>> Put it in.
1:32:49>> That's going in, bro.
1:32:51>> The punch. The punch is going in.
1:32:53>> No, bro.
1:32:54>> You're cancelled, dude.
1:32:57>> I don't care if you put the punch.
1:32:58>> Dude, people were mad at my Snapchat for
1:33:00just sitting there looking at it.
1:33:02>> What are they saying?
1:33:02>> I was like, "Yo, check out this fish I
1:33:04caught, guys." It was like flopping on
1:33:05the ground. Everyone's like, "Yo, you
1:33:06got to kill it, bro." See,
1:33:07>> not your job.
1:33:09>> It's literally our job, bro. It's that
1:33:11What? What are we doing right now? It's
1:33:13supposed to be our job. What are we
1:33:14going to tell these guys how to do their
1:33:15job?
1:33:17>> Well, that's true. But the camera
1:33:18doesn't know that.
1:33:19>> Well, they just heard me say that. But
1:33:21that is
1:33:24[music]
1:33:29>> Show me the Shquishia lips.
1:33:34The big lips.
1:33:40It's tiny.
1:33:52Oh wow, dude. This one's pretty big,
1:33:54actually. This one's thick.
1:33:58>> Yeah. Wow. That's definitely the biggest
1:33:59one yet.
1:34:01>> One we got yesterday. The first one we
1:34:03got yesterday was way bigger.
1:34:04>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one that got off
1:34:06earlier, they said it was at least 80
1:34:09kg.
1:34:11That's like 200 lb.
1:34:13>> 200 lb, bro.
1:34:14>> They're going crazy over there.
1:34:16>> Let's go.
1:34:19>> Yo, what's going on?
1:34:21>> That's bad, dude.
1:34:23>> Wa!
1:34:25Look at that thing. [music]
1:34:33And then bring the little one.
1:34:38>> [music]
1:34:47[music]
1:34:49>> All right, that was a pretty good day's
1:34:50work. Still have not caught the goated
1:34:53tuna,
1:34:55>> the 500 pounder, which is getting
1:34:57somewhat frustrating, but we did catch a
1:34:59ton of fish, which is exciting, and it
1:35:01is worth money. We We ran the numbers.
1:35:03The MA tuna is worth way more than
1:35:06expected. So, what the plan currently is
1:35:08is we got to get rid of the tuna before
1:35:11we go back out. But, we're definitely
1:35:13not giving up on the giga tuna yet.
1:35:24[music]
1:35:35>> [music]
1:35:43[music]
1:35:51>> All right, guys. So today, Togei and the
1:35:55Goons are going to sell the fishes
1:35:59somewhere.
1:36:01I'm not going with I'm actually uh
1:36:04flying back to the States. I've decided
1:36:06the whole tuna fishing scheme is uh not
1:36:10for me. And I only honestly I only came
1:36:12here to LAR and post that I went tuna
1:36:16fishing in Japan with Togei on
1:36:18Instagram. So, now that we got that out
1:36:20of the way, you know, I'm out of here. I
1:36:24never thought that they were going to
1:36:25catch a $3 million tuna. I will say I am
1:36:28I'm rooting for him, but yeah, I'm uh
1:36:31Udy's clocking out early. I'm going back
1:36:34to the Holy Land to hang out with
1:36:3618year-olds. So, I'll see you guys in
1:36:39the next one. My advisers have advised
1:36:41me to take the fish to Tokyo. So, we
1:36:42drove the fish to Tokyo. It was like a
1:36:4410-hour drive. Absolutely brutal. But,
1:36:46here we are. And in the pursuit of
1:36:47getting the max bucks for my fish, we're
1:36:49going to try and sell it directly to the
1:36:52sushi shop owners because I guess what
1:36:54most people do, what most fishermen do
1:36:56is they go to the fish market and sell
1:36:58it. And I'm thinking in my head, that
1:37:00doesn't make any sense. I'm going to
1:37:01sell you a fish so that you can sell it
1:37:03to someone else. Sounds like I'm just
1:37:05paying you to do something that I had to
1:37:07do already, which is sell my fish.
1:37:12You can smell the tuna from outside the
1:37:14car. Bro, this car is I mean it's
1:37:16leaking tuna juices. How are they doing?
1:37:21>> Straight from the Misu Straight or some
1:37:25Wait, where what's the straight called?
1:37:27Misu.
1:37:27>> What?
1:37:28>> Where? Wait, wait, wait. What's
1:37:30>> Oh, by the way, this is Japanese uh
1:37:33restaurant. So, we're going to give it a
1:37:34little Japanese car. We just like, you
1:37:38know, say hi. Yeah, say hi to them.
1:37:40Okay.
1:37:40>> All right.
1:37:41>> Oh, this is a big moment.
1:37:53to
1:37:57consider
1:38:01Reena. Reena
1:38:02>> Reena
1:38:02>> Reena Shins.
1:38:04>> Yes.
1:38:05>> What song?
1:38:07>> Is means like sir or miss basically. So
1:38:09her his name is Shing. Her name is
1:38:11Reena.
1:38:12>> It's a pleasure. Nice to meet you.
1:38:15>> We got these. We We got 20 240 kg.
1:38:27>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
1:38:30Oh,
1:38:32I'm nervous, bro. This is like the most
1:38:34nervous I've ever been. Yo, this is so
1:38:38funny.
1:38:43>> [laughter]
1:38:45>> All right. Um, do you want does he want
1:38:48us to like take one out or
1:38:51Oh, okay.
1:38:58So, is it possible to take everything
1:39:00out so he won't check every single fish?
1:39:03>> Oh, yeah. Let's do it. We'll check every
1:39:05fish. All right. All right.
1:39:06>> Where do we want to bring them to? Just
1:39:07put them down.
1:39:07>> Oh, we just put it right here. Dude,
1:39:09this is so crazy.
1:39:19>> What did he say? He said
1:39:25>> Oh, where did you
1:39:32That's the biggest one.
1:39:40>> So basically you did all the right
1:39:42process before you bring the fish in cuz
1:39:44like if you don't didn't bring the
1:39:46organs out then it will be rotten very
1:39:48fast very easily.
1:39:49>> Oh okay. Yeah. So we caught it 2 days
1:39:51ago. We took the organs out. Run caught
1:39:53it and we screwed the thing in its head.
1:39:56Gave it a clank to get this thing and
1:39:58then we put the thing up the spine and
1:40:00that's all we did.
1:40:04There's no way that translated exactly
1:40:06what I just said.
1:40:08>> So,
1:40:11what does he think?
1:40:13>> Sorry.
1:40:13>> What does he think of this?
1:40:24>> It's a It's a very nice nice quality and
1:40:27good stuff. However, like their shop is
1:40:29quite small. But do you have the
1:40:31smallest? What's the smallest size?
1:40:32>> We need smaller.
1:40:33>> Uh-huh.
1:40:34>> Oh, yeah. Let's pull out a smaller one.
1:40:42>> Oh, yeah. We could. So, what we could do
1:40:44I think they're all pretty big, but we
1:40:46could go to the market.
1:40:47>> I don't think we should
1:40:50take
1:40:52>> If we chopped it up, would you want to
1:40:53buy less meat?
1:40:55>> We don't have someone who we know
1:40:57chopped up. Oh, how's this guy going to
1:40:59expand his business if he's not buying a
1:41:00big tuna? I need her to tell him that.
1:41:03Give a little motivational David Gogggin
1:41:05speech. Like, let me tell you about the
1:41:06box.
1:41:07>> They say like uh they can think about
1:41:09it, but they were uh expecting something
1:41:11smaller. They say a smaller maybe just
1:41:14one side of the fillet.
1:41:15>> Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:41:16>> It's better for us to sell them the
1:41:18whole thing.
1:41:19>> That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
1:41:20trying to promote. I say like maybe you
1:41:22can take it a whole but we help you to
1:41:23split it.
1:41:24>> What is the smallest? Like, is this way
1:41:26too big? We might have one that's
1:41:28slightly smaller, but like they're all
1:41:30like, you know, maybe 30% smaller is the
1:41:32smallest.
1:41:38>> Yeah. [laughter]
1:41:39>> They want to buy all of them or what?
1:41:40>> Uh they are asking when is uh what time
1:41:43that they can give you the final answer.
1:41:46>> Just say today and then we'll go like
1:41:48try and sell the the rest and we'll just
1:41:50save one for them.
1:41:52>> Okay.
1:41:54>> Yeah, this is dope. We should eat here.
1:41:57Yo, we should eat our own tuna. I'm just
1:41:58kidding. I'd never pay that much tuna.
1:42:03>> I will I'll go this way. You can do your
1:42:06>> bow bow. You got There you go.
1:42:10>> So, he want you to show him the fish.
1:42:12>> This is the best of the best, my
1:42:14friends.
1:42:15>> Yo, that [ __ ]
1:42:17dumping. Look at that.
1:42:28this the
1:42:30>> uh
1:42:36they're all with two each except for
1:42:38that one has just one big one.
1:42:40>> It's nine fish.
1:42:46>> He want this one.
1:42:47>> That one. That one. How many kg you
1:42:49think that one is?
1:42:50>> 40.
1:42:52>> Only 40. I think it's more. No, I think
1:42:55it's like I think it's like 60 honestly.
1:42:58>> Yeah.
1:42:59>> 60 kg times. We're doing 24,000
1:43:03per kg.
1:43:08>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:43:10>> Oh,
1:43:11>> he seems way too stoked about that.
1:43:13[laughter]
1:43:14>> He seems way too happy about that.
1:43:16>> No, I already got those. I must uh they
1:43:18say um
1:43:23Where we carry it inside for him or
1:43:24what?
1:43:28>> Yeah. I asked him for cards. They say he
1:43:29said his no can carry the fish.
1:43:31>> Yeah. Then I say the water will come
1:43:32out. He said no problem.
1:43:34>> Yeah. So
1:43:34>> dude, I don't want to carry the fish.
1:43:36Raw dogs. Sounds terrible, bro. This
1:43:38guy's lucked out, bro. He got the big
1:43:40one.
1:43:41>> Next one. We got to sell for like 30.
1:43:43>> That guy [laughter] was saw 1.4 million.
1:43:46>> Yeah. No problem.
1:43:47>> Dude, how do they normally do this? Cuz
1:43:49I've never been at no sushi restaurant
1:43:50and seen that two white dudes carrying a
1:43:52big fish inside their
1:43:55John. Yo, what the
1:43:58>> dude? I'm not even going to fit in this.
1:44:00>> It's not going to fit.
1:44:03>> Set it down real quick.
1:44:14>> Dude, that thing is huge, bro. I think
1:44:16that's more than 60 kgs. It felt more
1:44:17than 60 kgs.
1:44:19>> You like
1:44:21>> good. [laughter]
1:44:23>> Oh, it's so slimy. Oh, yeah. I'm never
1:44:25eating soon again.
1:44:27>> Do you mind if I wash my
1:44:28>> Oh, yes. It's
1:44:30>> Is he okay? Is he satisfied with this?
1:44:31Is it okay?
1:44:32>> He's more than satisfied.
1:44:33>> How much do you sell it for?
1:44:34>> 2.4 million.
1:44:35>> 24,000 per kg.
1:44:37>> I ask her like, "How many days you think
1:44:40you can finish the whole fish?" They say
1:44:41about 2 weeks.
1:44:42>> Two weeks. Where the food for the
1:44:44customers?
1:44:45>> How much you charge you per plate, dude?
1:44:47What the?
1:44:48>> You should come back here for dinner.
1:44:50>> I'm not eating that. No way.
1:44:51>> No, no, no.
1:44:55It's good.
1:44:56>> He said like this is a a very quality
1:44:59and very beautiful tuna. Then he really
1:45:02thank you for bringing this in and he
1:45:04will use it to serve his clients and
1:45:06make sure everyone will happily have the
1:45:09piece of it.
1:45:11>> Okay. Word. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, how does
1:45:13this work? We get the he gives us money
1:45:15or why like
1:45:17>> Oh, okay.
1:45:17>> Like wire dude like whatever.
1:45:25>> So he cooks a whole restaurant or in
1:45:28this kitchen
1:45:30one army, dude.
1:45:31>> It is as big as
1:45:33>> Oh, I got those. I got those. Thank you.
1:45:37Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 1.4.
1:45:40>> I don't know [laughter] if you know what
1:45:41it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
1:45:48>> All right. So, our driver, I don't
1:45:50actually know where he's at. I think
1:45:51he's smoking a cigarette, but our jolly
1:45:53Chinese driver, he obviously knows not
1:45:55notices that we're selling all these
1:45:56fish. He, it turns out, he has a friend
1:46:01that wants to buy one of the fish. So,
1:46:03he's coming to meet us right now. You
1:46:05speak Japanese and Chinese. You speak
1:46:06Chinese.
1:46:08>> Well, he doesn't he doesn't know what
1:46:09I'm saying. [laughter]
1:46:11Um, okay. Well, would you tell him? Uh,
1:46:13it's nice to meet him
1:46:19and we have lots of fish if he we're
1:46:21excited to sell him. How how how uh big
1:46:25of one does he want?
1:46:31>> So, he brought uh his own ice box. Then
1:46:34he want to bring here to see how big
1:46:36that which fish can fit it on in his Oh,
1:46:40>> okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Okay.
1:46:42>> Cool. Cool.
1:46:46>> Poor guy, dude.
1:46:47>> Maybe we should give our driver one.
1:46:48He's like the coolest guy ever, and he
1:46:49plugged up this sale. We'll give him a
1:46:51commission.
1:47:05So, he said this the biggest container
1:47:07he has. Uh, even if there doesn't be
1:47:09here, it's okay to just like simply
1:47:11afford to let him come out.
1:47:20So, he wants to see the biggest one.
1:47:22They feed his box.
1:47:23>> You want to see the biggest one of it?
1:47:24>> Yeah.
1:47:25>> It's not going. Well, tell him. Okay,
1:47:26we'll we'll do it.
1:47:372,000.
1:47:38>> That was good. Uh, good. Okay. I
1:47:40>> think it does about 40 kills.
1:47:42>> Um, we'll do for this one, um, 25,000
1:47:47per kg, 40 kgs, uh, million yen.
1:48:00>> All right.
1:48:01Oh,
1:48:04>> okay.
1:48:04>> Thank you, sir. Gracias, bro. I love
1:48:09>> and the
1:48:10>> they're just the best. They're the
1:48:12easiest going people. Look at this guy.
1:48:14He's just happy to be here.
1:48:16>> Kind of. He looks kind of paranoid right
1:48:17now.
1:48:22Gracias. What's Chinese? Hello. Or thank
1:48:24you.
1:48:25>> Shishi. This guy. I love our bro.
1:48:28>> The first one 1.4 and then a million. I
1:48:31mean, we have made about 30% of what we
1:48:35lost at the horse track, you know, so
1:48:37we're making progress.
1:48:39>> And then we'll give you uh the finder
1:48:41fee
1:48:42>> uh for find connecting it. It is for
1:48:44you.
1:48:44>> Thank you.
1:48:44>> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
1:48:46>> All right. Cool.
1:48:50>> Hi.
1:48:52>> Domo or whatever.
1:48:54>> His name is Kobayashi.
1:48:56>> Kobayashi. Nice to meet you. All right.
1:48:58Well, we got like like like some uh uh
1:49:00tuna is our you you're trying to buy
1:49:02tuna. Yes.
1:49:04>> All right. Word. Let's check it out. So,
1:49:06these are from the uh the Ma blue fin.
1:49:10Oh my god, it reeks in there.
1:49:12>> All right, we have
1:49:14five left.
1:49:22>> It's nice. How many do you want?
1:49:26>> Just one. just one.
1:49:32>> And then there's tails for
1:49:46Huh?
1:49:47>> That one.
1:49:48>> All right. Work. Here we go.
1:49:54>> How many kg you can do?
1:49:56>> Will you ask him uh how much per kg he
1:49:59pay for this?
1:50:03>> Is he said like for the market price is
1:50:05all depends on the quality of the tuna.
1:50:07He's thinking still. So it usually cost
1:50:09between 3,000 to 9,000. For example, the
1:50:12fatty tuna may cost more and the red
1:50:15part may cost less. It really depends on
1:50:18the the fish itself.
1:50:21>> Oh, this is fatty.
1:50:23>> It's real fatty. Trust me.
1:50:24>> Obviously, I want the 9,000, right?
1:50:30>> I should have said higher.
1:50:32>> I should have said like 15,000.
1:50:34>> Okay. He thinks like this one may value
1:50:37about 100,000 yen in the market. So,
1:50:41it's about 3,300
1:50:44yen per
1:50:45>> No, no, no. Uh uh ask them if you go a
1:50:48little higher.
1:50:49>> Oh,
1:50:49>> maybe like like like like eight.
1:50:52>> I I myself on this.
1:50:54>> Well, cuz I'm letting these people give
1:50:56me the ranges and then I ask for the top
1:50:57of their range. Bro, I I mean the bigger
1:51:00ones I don't understand how there's such
1:51:02a difference in the bigger one and the
1:51:03littleer one. All right. So,
1:51:08so the whole thing that I heard about
1:51:11150,000 yen. So, that means like 5,000
1:51:14yen per kilo.
1:51:17Ask him. Ask him. Ask him if he can uh
1:51:20meet me somewhere uh in the middle. If I
1:51:22wanted 9 and he wants five,
1:51:24seven * 30, which is that's the middle.
1:51:28That's a fair price.
1:51:30>> This is straight from caught yesterday.
1:51:32It's fresh as it comes.
1:51:39Oh,
1:51:42like you ask what you got? You got cash
1:51:44or
1:51:44>> Oh,
1:51:46no. So, he's say he will transfer you
1:51:48the money for bankage account. Is that
1:51:51>> send you money and you just send it to
1:51:53me?
1:51:53>> Yeah.
1:51:54>> Perfect. Pleasure to do a visit to you.
1:51:56We can carry this in for you too. Uh, no
1:51:57problemmo.
1:52:09Thank you very much.
1:52:10>> Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
1:52:11You have a blessed day. I appreciate you
1:52:13a ton.
1:52:13>> Dude, these people are the best.
1:52:16>> All right, worth it. That's going This
1:52:17is going pretty well. Well, we got uh we
1:52:18kind of just got small left. It's an
1:52:21honest day's work, but it's way harder
1:52:23than gambling, let me tell you. This is
1:52:25a huge pain in my ass.
1:52:28All right,
1:52:30I guess on to the next.
1:52:43>> Hola.
1:52:44>> Nice to meet you.
1:52:45>> What is this? Usima.
1:52:47>> Um Umeawa.
1:52:48>> Umeawa.
1:52:51Okay. Very nice. We only have three
1:52:52tunas left. They're smaller ones, but if
1:52:55you want to buy them, you can. Oh, it's
1:52:58good. All right. All right. Let's take a
1:52:59look. I take a look.
1:53:01>> Tell him I want to get rid of them. Like
1:53:02if he I'll give him discount if he buys
1:53:04all of them.
1:53:05>> Okay.
1:53:07>> And tell [laughter] him I like his
1:53:08shoes.
1:53:12>> It's good. Very fashionable. So it's uh
1:53:14we killed it with the the how we kill
1:53:16it. Eek.
1:53:18>> And then blue. I think this one has the
1:53:21tail in it if you want to look. Oh yeah.
1:53:30This is the other one. M.
1:53:36>> This one's still
1:53:38eating.
1:53:40>> He say it's very good.
1:53:41>> It's very good.
1:53:43>> I know it is, bro. I got to call it
1:53:44goods, bro.
1:53:47>> How many fish did you get?
1:53:49>> Uh,
1:53:50>> in total,
1:53:51>> maybe nine, 10.
1:53:53>> Yeah. Go. [laughter]
1:53:55>> That's what I'm talking about. All
1:53:56right. So, what what do you think? Do
1:53:59you And if you buy all of that, I'm
1:54:02going to give you cheap price.
1:54:14>> Oh, he say he can take it too.
1:54:16>> Two. Yeah. I mean, that's good. All
1:54:17right. We'll let you pick which ones you
1:54:18want.
1:54:21He said he said like he can take this
1:54:23too.
1:54:23>> The big one and the small one.
1:54:25>> Mhm.
1:54:25>> Right. [clears throat] So average out
1:54:26price to one medium one. The big one
1:54:28like 22,000 per kilo. And then the small
1:54:31one will do like 8,000. So average out
1:54:3414,000 per kilo for all of it. We'll
1:54:37call it what's this? 40 30.
1:54:40>> Ask him because he probably knows.
1:54:45Another
1:54:47kilo.
1:54:48>> Yeah, he thinks it's about 40 kilos.
1:54:51>> 40. And then how much do you think?
1:54:53>> Maybe this one's 10.
1:54:55>> That's really small.
1:54:56>> It's really small.
1:54:58>> 55 kilos total times we'll say 16,000.
1:55:05>> We'll get We'll do both for 800,000 yen.
1:55:20Can you make it cheaper?
1:55:21>> It's too much. How does Buham do it?
1:55:23Bukum goes no. No. Okay. I ask how much
1:55:26lower does he want?
1:55:30>> So, how about uh
1:55:3360 650,000 yen?
1:55:36>> All right. All right. It's good.
1:55:38>> 600 cuz I like your shoes. All right.
1:55:41650 for the boat.
1:55:42>> All right. Thank you, sir. I appreciate
1:55:44you. Right on, dude. All right. All
1:55:46right. Uh we'll carry these in for you
1:55:48uh over there.
1:55:52>> Dude, that thing is a monster, bro. I
1:55:53think everyone's shaving it. We should
1:55:55stop asking them how much it weighs.
1:55:56Like I I should start telling we should
1:55:58start weighing them at least, bro. Oh,
1:55:59how much do you think the whole 40 kg?
1:56:00It could be 80 for all I know, bro.
1:56:02>> Aren't you guys weight? You should know
1:56:04how many kilos.
1:56:05>> No, bro. Not in tuna units, bro.
1:56:11You okay?
1:56:12>> Yeah.
1:56:14>> Okay. Okay.
1:56:17>> This restaurant smells awesome, bro.
1:56:23>> Okay. Thank you, sir. It's good here.
1:56:25>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
1:56:34>> So, we were not able to get rid of that
1:56:36last three tuna. We were kind of running
1:56:38dry on sushi spots that were willing to
1:56:40purchase our uh somewhat shady tuna, per
1:56:43se. I I think we goted on a few of
1:56:45those, but I'm pretty happy with how
1:56:47that went overall. Overall, I mean,
1:56:48that's a good day's work. But this is
1:56:50where my head's at right now. It's good
1:56:52money, but I'm also not entirely sure if
1:56:53that was worth it. Okay, so this this is
1:56:55what just happened. I drove 9 hours to
1:56:58this tiny fishing town from Tokyo. I
1:57:01fished for 2 days in the middle of the
1:57:03night for about 10 hours each time. So
1:57:05that's 20 hours fishing and then I drive
1:57:079 hours back and then I had to spend
1:57:09another 8 hours going sushi shop to
1:57:11sushi shop trying to sell this fish and
1:57:14on top of that worst of all is it's not
1:57:17necessarily like like entirely.
1:57:20Dude, I did all that for $20,000.
1:57:24If I'm going to be doing something
1:57:25that's completely legal, I would rather
1:57:27be selling. How much easier would that
1:57:30be? just like sell the and somebody
1:57:31shows up to your door, you give them the
1:57:33they give you the money on to the next.
1:57:35No, I chose like uh to drive 10 hours,
1:57:39fish 20 hours through the night. So not
1:57:42worth it for the riskto-reward ratio. To
1:57:45explain to you guys exactly how the
1:57:46fishing works out here, each registered
1:57:48fisher gets uh certain allocation of
1:57:51fish. Like you're allowed to catch X
1:57:53amount per month, right? And this
1:57:55allocation is like gold to these people.
1:57:57So, the the crew that let us go out on
1:57:59their boat, they were just letting us
1:58:01catch the fish. They didn't charge us
1:58:03because they weren't registering the
1:58:04fish as their catch. There was no skin
1:58:06off their back uh because they weren't
1:58:09wasting allocation with our smaller
1:58:11fish. Usually, you only want to use your
1:58:14allocation on like the really big fish
1:58:16cuz like we said talked about, they get
1:58:18exponentially more valuable the bigger
1:58:20that they are. So, by registering small
1:58:22ones, it's like a huge waste of
1:58:23potential money. So, shout out them
1:58:25though either way cuz they didn't charge
1:58:26us. They let us keep, you know, $20,000
1:58:29of fish and and I think they were just
1:58:31old and retired and they didn't give a
1:58:32So, there's a few things that we're
1:58:34learning about the Gigafish. The
1:58:36Gigafish will sell for significantly
1:58:38more money if it's properly registered,
1:58:41meaning we need allocation for it. And
1:58:43even more so, if I want to ship the tuna
1:58:46back to the States where like you get
1:58:47the most most most money for your tuna,
1:58:50I'm pretty sure it definitely has to be
1:58:52registered or what? I'm going to tell
1:58:54the shipping company, I caught this
1:58:55tuna. I I found it. Like it has to be in
1:58:57the system somewhere cuz it's like I'm
1:59:00telling you guys I didn't realize how
1:59:02serious it was. I thought it was just
1:59:03like oh fun fishing. No, dude. It's like
1:59:05life and death out here tuna fishing.
1:59:07like they take it so seriously all the
1:59:10rules and regulations and that's part of
1:59:12the reason they get so expensive. I'm
1:59:14not giving up on the Giga Tuna but I
1:59:15need I just need to find a boat that's
1:59:17going to do it like more professionally
1:59:20per se so that we have all our bases
1:59:22covered especially when the big money is
1:59:24moving around. And I don't want to be
1:59:25involved with any weird. I want to buy
1:59:27five allocation spots, but they're a
1:59:29expensive. B, a lot of people don't have
1:59:31it. C, if do people do have it, they
1:59:33don't want to give it up because you can
1:59:35potent one allocation can potentially be
1:59:37worth $3 million if you catch $3 million
1:59:40fish. So, I'm just getting, bro, I don't
1:59:42know. I'm I'm just stranded in Tokyo
1:59:44right now. So, I'll just keep you guys
1:59:46updated. Right now, it's cooked.
1:59:51All
2:00:06right, check it out. Super exciting
2:00:08news. I was We had booked our flights
2:00:10home. I was ready to go home and give up
2:00:12on this tuna because I'm going insane.
2:00:15But then I got a call. So, despite being
2:00:18banned from 90% of Japan's fishing,
2:00:22we're fully blacklisted. We found one
2:00:24boat. So, we have one more opportunity
2:00:27at this. We're driving. We're on the way
2:00:28there. Check it out. We're in this
2:00:30dude's taxi in I don't know what town we
2:00:32are. Small town Japan. I mean, look in
2:00:34middle of nowhere. Dude, what? Best part
2:00:36about this boat situation is that it's
2:00:38fully legal. So, we can actually sell
2:00:41the tuna at auction. There's not going
2:00:42to be any questions. Where'd you get
2:00:44this tuna? Or we can ship it to the
2:00:45states if we want to and get more money
2:00:47there. This really needs to work. This
2:00:49is our last opportunity at the tuna. Yo,
2:00:52these boats look legit. Look at these
2:00:54things, dude.
2:00:56>> If anything don't catch a $3 million
2:00:57boat is going to be one of them.
2:01:03>> I am concerned though because this one,
2:01:05this boat, they said we might be out
2:01:06there for a few days.
2:01:08I don't want to pin on a boat. Check
2:01:10this out, dude. This is as legit as they
2:01:12come. This is a way bigger operation
2:01:14than the first boat. This is like if
2:01:17anything's going to catch a a tuna,
2:01:19that's going to be this bad boy right
2:01:20here. And so that's our captain over
2:01:23there. And uh I don't know what they got
2:01:24going on here, but I don't know. They
2:01:28did say we were sleeping on the boat.
2:01:31Not really sure where, how, or what that
2:01:34entails, but we need to suit up.
2:01:36>> Suit up.
2:01:38>> It's like the Power Rangers fishing
2:01:39squad assemble.
2:01:41>> Wait. Right here. Yes.
2:01:42>> They don't look very suited up.
2:01:46>> They'll appreciate
2:01:47>> No, we're our commitment.
2:01:49>> Chuds, dude.
2:01:49>> We're not Chuds, bro.
2:01:51>> This is Chud Bait.
2:01:52>> The other people.
2:01:53>> No, bro. We're using chud bait to catch
2:01:55the tuna.
2:01:56>> Look at these dudes. They're wearing
2:01:57flops.
2:01:57>> And this guy's
2:01:59grilling.
2:02:00>> He's going to suit up soon.
2:02:01>> I'm pretty sure they got their yellow
2:02:03suits. No, bro. We got to set the
2:02:05precedence that we're we're not or
2:02:06they're not going to take us serious.
2:02:07You're going to catch some fish cuz they
2:02:09they think we paid them to keep all the
2:02:11fish. So, they're going to be like, I
2:02:13can just chill in my slides. No.
2:02:16>> Uh, we got to show them
2:02:19business.
2:02:20>> Well, we're not boss, but we mean we
2:02:21mean business. Check this out. Look at
2:02:24them fishing poles. Those are like 20
2:02:26times bigger than the previous ones. You
2:02:28see them poles? That's poles. That's as
2:02:30legit as they come. Wow. That's at least
2:02:3380 ft. Check it out. They're cooking us
2:02:35some food. Pre sea food.
2:02:39This is what they eat out here.
2:02:41>> Eating that.
2:02:42>> That'sing We're sharing these for I
2:02:45guess the meal today. That thing looks
2:02:46dope. No, just kidding. That looks like
2:02:48a disgusting looking [ __ ]
2:02:52I feel more inclined to put my in that
2:02:54than to eat it. Put it in my mouth.
2:02:57>> Oh, it's so slimy. Oh, dude. I'm not
2:03:00into that.
2:03:00>> No.
2:03:03pretty nervous about this, but you can't
2:03:05be rude, you know. That's what we need
2:03:08to catch. That's what we're looking for.
2:03:09Look at that, dude. Wait, show them this
2:03:11one.
2:03:12>> Yo, that's more, right?
2:03:13>> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
2:03:15>> Is this for for us? Thank you. I think
2:03:19>> dude, the actually cooks down pretty
2:03:21good. You guys try it yet?
2:03:22>> No.
2:03:25>> Six out of 10?
2:03:26>> No, it's not. No. Six out of 10 is
2:03:29better than
2:03:31four.
2:03:32It's slightly worse than a corn dog
2:03:34>> or three,
2:03:49>> dude. Jacob
2:03:51one.
2:03:54>> Oh my god, it's just terrible.
2:03:57Just tastes like almost
2:04:01[music]
2:04:11[music]
2:04:12the birds is where the money is at is
2:04:14what they say. I'm going to send one off
2:04:16into the ocean here, dude.
2:04:22Are we good? Oh, I go up there.
2:04:25All right. I don't think you're going to
2:04:26be doing much casting either. I think
2:04:27you're going to be more dropping once we
2:04:29get over the top.
2:04:30>> No, dude. I'll cast this. No, don't.
2:04:33>> Why not?
2:04:35>> He's going to put us right over the top.
2:04:37>> I'm whipping this [ __ ]
2:04:42>> Dude, he's casting.
2:04:44>> Okay,
2:04:45>> dude. That fish is going to yank me to
2:04:47the ocean.
2:04:48>> All right, so you do it like this. One,
2:04:51two.
2:04:54We'll see you yanking it out of the
2:04:56water.
2:04:56>> Yeah, that's what he's done.
2:04:57>> Oh, that you want to yank it out of the
2:04:59water.
2:04:59>> Yank it and then reel it. Reel the slap.
2:05:01>> Yank and reel.
2:05:03>> How'd you know that?
2:05:04>> Because it's like a fish. It darts. It
2:05:06doesn't have a consistent swim back to
2:05:08the boat.
2:05:14>> It's not catching no tuna, dude.
2:05:16>> Yank, chill, reel. Yank, chill, reel.
2:05:21Yank, chill. I don't think you're you
2:05:23got to keep reeling while you chill.
2:05:26>> No, cuz you want it to be swimming like
2:05:28a fish.
2:05:30>> Only one of the fish would tell us how
2:05:32to do this.
2:05:34I don't know where a safe place for me
2:05:35is.
2:05:36>> Okay, stop. Okay, stop.
2:05:38>> Stop.
2:05:39>> He said stop.
2:05:40>> Let's go. But no,
2:05:43>> reel it in.
2:05:45>> Reel it all the way in.
2:05:46>> Reel it in. Dude, you're making him geek
2:05:47right now, dog.
2:05:48>> He is geeking the out on you. Okay.
2:05:53>> We got to leave right now.
2:05:53>> My day.
2:05:55>> Hurry. Hurry.
2:05:56>> Good thing we got them these overalls.
2:06:01>> Tuna.
2:06:02>> What?
2:06:02>> What?
2:06:06>> What do you mean tuna?
2:06:06>> There's a tuna inbound nearby.
2:06:08>> Said there's 300 lb. 300 kilo lb. They
2:06:11go by kilo.
2:06:12>> 300 kilo.
2:06:14>> What?
2:06:15>> There's a We're hunting down one 300 lb
2:06:18tuna right now. Oh, that's awesome.
2:06:28>> How the get that thing all the way out
2:06:29there?
2:06:29>> Why are the birds chasing it?
2:06:31>> Why do the birds chase the tuna? This is
2:06:33a good question. You anyone you guys
2:06:35know why the birds chase the tuna?
2:06:37>> How do you eat?
2:06:38>> Because around the the tuna chase the
2:06:40smaller pre
2:06:43and the birds want those. Maybe there's
2:06:44like chunks of the other fish to eat.
2:06:48Not shown, but that's where the other
2:06:49food is.
2:06:50>> So, we're going after one fish right
2:06:52now. That's pretty badass.
2:06:53>> That'd be so crazy if they were like 700
2:06:563 million 3 million. [music]
2:07:03[music]
2:07:09Let me tell you, dude. Fishing sucks.
2:07:14We've been out here for maybe 7 hours.
2:07:17Not a nibble, not a bite, not a fish in
2:07:20sight. Matter of fact, I a list of
2:07:23things I would rather do than fishing.
2:07:24It just so you It sounds exciting. The
2:07:28river monster guy makes it seem really
2:07:30cool. No, bro. It's not. That's not how
2:07:32it is at all. It's It's
2:07:36very slow paced. Matter of fact, let me
2:07:38tell you, dude. Slots is a different
2:07:40story. At least Buckarot, you like you
2:07:43know what you're getting into.
2:07:45Immediate payout. This is like a 10-hour
2:07:47hand of Bakarat.
2:07:48>> I'm going to punch the megalodon.
2:07:50>> Oh yeah, punch it right on top of the
2:07:52head. Make it go to sleep.
2:07:53>> Yeah, you know you're supposed to punch
2:07:54in the nose.
2:07:56>> The megalodon
2:07:58sharks.
2:08:00>> That's not going to do anything. I'm not
2:08:02getting in that water, dude.
2:08:03>> I read it all over Instagram.
2:08:05>> Oh my god. You read it on Instagram,
2:08:06dude. Jacob is not helping the
2:08:09operation. All Jacob has done is had
2:08:11about 20 beers and talked about how he's
2:08:14going for a swim this whole time.
2:08:31He was concerned about the sleeping
2:08:32situation.
2:08:33>> He's feing for the nap, too.
2:08:37>> Lock in, bro. [laughter]
2:08:39>> Me lock in, bro. We caught the tuna.
2:08:42>> You didn't catch, bro. I'm in love.
2:08:44>> Where are we going today?
2:08:49Are we throwing it back or are we
2:08:52>> not a lot of communication going on
2:08:54about this mahi mahi?
2:08:56>> What you doing with that thing in my
2:08:57face?
2:08:57>> Take it, bro.
2:08:58>> I don't want it, bro. Put on the ground.
2:09:01>> Keep
2:09:03>> keeping
2:09:05yourself.
2:09:08>> They're saying there's a tuna in the
2:09:10area. Also, we gave up on that [ __ ]
2:09:12Uh rod fishing. Be real, dude. Dude, I'm
2:09:15not reeling in the 600 lb, but they say
2:09:18there's one one nearby. That's so crazy
2:09:20when you think about it. They they don't
2:09:22speak English. We don't speak Japanese.
2:09:24We can't communicate. But the language
2:09:26is really the tuna. All that they say
2:09:28tuna tuna tuna. And then everyone knows
2:09:30we're talking money, bro. We're ready to
2:09:32rumble.
2:09:45about 12 hours of fishing a day. Did not
2:09:47sing catch a single fish. I don't know
2:09:49how you guys do this. Who does this? I
2:09:51guess it's $3 million for a reason. But
2:09:53this is not easy, dude. But the good
2:09:55news, check out the moon, dude. I will
2:09:57say though, this is totally how you die.
2:10:01This is like how to die via Kraken 101.
2:10:04Look how dark it is out there. Oh my
2:10:05god. All right, we're going to hang out
2:10:07with our Japanese friends. I don't know
2:10:08what else people on boats supposed to
2:10:10do. All right. Ask them if they know uh
2:10:13what the shotgun is.
2:10:14>> Shotgun.
2:10:15>> Yeah. You ever shotgun a beer? Ah,
2:10:18>> tears.
2:10:19>> Shotgun a beer.
2:10:20>> A beer.
2:10:21>> Ask them. They know what that is.
2:10:23>> Beer. Who knows it?
2:10:24>> Do they you guys do that in Japan or
2:10:29[laughter]
2:10:31>> what?
2:10:34Open the
2:10:36>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Just a beer.
2:10:38Just a beer.
2:10:44Yeah. Oh, he he knows
2:10:48>> Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
2:10:49>> Hey, cut him. Go ahead.
2:10:50>> No, you got to do it.
2:10:52>> We'll we'll we'll crack it for you.
2:10:54>> Where Where's the keys at?
2:10:56>> Knife.
2:10:58>> Yeah. Oh, that thing is rusty as hell,
2:11:00dude.
2:11:03[screaming]
2:11:08>> [laughter]
2:11:11>> Wow.
2:11:13>> All right. You ready?
2:11:14>> Ready.
2:11:16>> Cheers.
2:11:20[laughter]
2:11:25>> He's a vet, bro. He was fast.
2:11:28>> He almost got [laughter]
2:11:30>> That was good. That was good.
2:11:33>> You got to open it, dog.
2:11:40>> [laughter]
2:11:40>> There he goes. There he goes.
2:11:43>> Hopefully that's good to vlog.
2:11:45>> All All along the goal is to shock him
2:11:47with a bunch of Japanese people in the
2:11:48middle of the ocean.
2:11:50>> I don't know.
2:11:52>> All right, so what do we do now? Dude,
2:11:54>> we need this fish, bro. We got to get
2:11:55that line. [laughter]
2:11:57>> This is like way too much dillydally.
2:12:01Oh.
2:12:03>> Oh, that's the guy that's supposed to
2:12:05make it. That's the fish. He's the one
2:12:07in charge here. This is already, bro.
2:12:14>> Oh my god. This is so not tuna coated,
2:12:16bro.
2:12:17>> I better.
2:12:20>> Okay, so everybody puts their finger on
2:12:23the cup like this and then you count
2:12:25down. Three, two, one. And then you get
2:12:28to choose whether you take your finger
2:12:30off or not.
2:12:31>> Do that.
2:12:32>> All right. Ready?
2:12:33>> Ready. Yeah. Yeah.
2:12:37>> No, no, no. [laughter]
2:12:40>> Three, two, one.
2:12:42>> And then you say a number.
2:12:44[laughter]
2:12:46>> Three, two, one.
2:12:50>> Okay. Again.
2:12:523 2 1 2 3 2 1 1
2:12:56>> Oh, [screaming]
2:12:58so now it's just you two left.
2:13:02>> 3 2 1
2:13:03>> Oh, that's [screaming and cheering]
2:13:05what he drinks. [laughter]
2:13:06>> Nice.
2:13:10[music]
2:13:10>> This is uh the opposite of what we got
2:13:13to be doing right now. We're going to
2:13:14get that line out there. This
2:13:16>> I don't give a about the sharks.
2:13:20I am the shark.
2:13:28>> I am the shark.
2:13:37>> Holy Uncle Tim. Asian Uncle Tim, bro.
2:13:40The guy in charge of the whole
2:13:41coordination of the tuna boats is just
2:13:43legitimately drunk right now. That's the
2:13:46way she goes, though.
2:13:47>> Oh my god. But I love trying new things
2:13:49and scheming and endeavoring. This is
2:13:50like the hardest thing I ever did. It's
2:13:52like 10:00 p.m. and this is where we're
2:13:54sleeping. The floor of the boat. We got
2:13:57cameraman Ed over there. And hopefully
2:14:00tomorrow morning at 4:00 a.m.
2:14:08[laughter]
2:14:08>> What the hell wrong with you, dude?
2:14:13But yeah, either way, dude, this is
2:14:16getting unbelievable. So, we're going to
2:14:18hit the hay and I'll check in tomorrow
2:14:19morning. And hopefully we have It's
2:14:21what, 10 p.m. now, so 6 hours.
2:14:23>> Hopefully, we got better luck then cuz
2:14:25it's I'm in the thick of it, dude. All
2:14:27right, check it out. It's currently 5:00
2:14:30in the morning. So sweet. Actually
2:14:33pretty beautiful.
2:14:36But we're fishing again. That's what
2:14:38we're doing, dude. All there is to do is
2:14:40just fish. You know, we slept right
2:14:43there.
2:14:45It was pretty awesome. And now the line
2:14:48is right there. It's coming down to the
2:14:50wire, though. I will say we got to catch
2:14:52this tuna soon, man. Or I'm going to
2:14:53lose my job. But let me tell you, dude,
2:14:56fishing is
2:14:59it's pretty underwhelming. I guess it's
2:15:00cuz we not caught the big yet. But this
2:15:03is the most bored I've been probably in
2:15:06my entire life. If we're doing like the
2:15:07fun meter, the funo meter, you know, how
2:15:10many beers does it would I have to be
2:15:12deep for this to be considered fun?
2:15:1620 beers.
2:15:1820 out of 20 beers. That's a maximum
2:15:20rating. No, I'll give it I'll give it 16
2:15:23beers. 16 out of 20 beers I would need
2:15:26for this to be fun. Ideally, a fun
2:15:29activity is, you know, zero out of 20
2:15:32beers. Here we go.
2:15:39>> Oh my god.
2:15:45>> Look alive, dude.
2:15:49>> Whoa.
2:15:51>> Dude, that thing is awesome.
2:16:00>> Get in there.
2:16:02Someone needs to get in there and punch
2:16:04it, dude. Oh, look. They're about to
2:16:05hammer it. Yo,
2:16:07>> that's what I've been doing.
2:16:09>> Take a pick on my phone.
2:16:13>> 3 2 1
2:16:24[music]
2:16:39That's what I'm talking about.
2:16:45[laughter]
2:16:47>> All right, [clears throat] check it out.
2:16:47We are back at the uh port. We did not
2:16:50catch any fish. Well, we caught
2:16:51technically a mahi mahi and a bird,
2:16:54which is was not even close to the goal.
2:16:57So, I'm feeling pretty defeated. We've
2:16:58been up for like 24 hours now
2:17:05and I don't know what I'm going to do
2:17:06about this situation. Definitely a minor
2:17:08setback, but I don't know. I'm going to
2:17:10go get some rest. This really puts into
2:17:11perspective how good the the first day
2:17:14was because we caught like 10 tunas that
2:17:17day and I thought it sucks cuz we didn't
2:17:18catch $3 million tuna. Turns out these
2:17:20blue fin are no joke and there's a
2:17:22reason they're so expensive. So,
2:17:25um, today yesterday was a failure. I'm
2:17:28pretty giga disappointed in that. But
2:17:30the good news is that you have reached
2:17:31the first sneaky giveaway. To enter, all
2:17:33you got to do is follow my Instagram at
2:17:35Stoer and DM me um, we'll call it
2:17:39Shamalama Dam Dam. DM me that and I'll
2:17:41pick one person and you win $10,000. All
2:17:44right, good looks. I appreciate you guys
2:17:46for watching and we can return to the
2:17:48video. uh feeling somewhat defeated uh
2:17:51in this whole endeavor. But
2:17:55once I uh
2:17:58take a nap, get some food, we'll hit the
2:18:01drawing board.
2:18:07All right, so I have some good news and
2:18:08some bad news. The uh bad news is that
2:18:10I've pretty much dropped the ball on
2:18:13every scheme thus far. So Jacob has
2:18:15quit. Dball Jacob is out. Uh Udy quit
2:18:17forever ago. So all my investors are
2:18:19gone. Um but the good news is that I'm
2:18:21not giving up. Actually, this next one
2:18:23is what I'm most excited about other
2:18:25than the tuna was obviously what I was
2:18:27really uh going for. But it didn't work
2:18:29out and that's like we said kind of luck
2:18:32draw. We did not catch $3 million tuna
2:18:34and I could not stay in Japan any
2:18:36longer. I was in Japan for a full month.
2:18:38You know, I planned that trip to be 3
2:18:39days long. But exciting news, the
2:18:41trucks, the mini trucks that I got a
2:18:43killer steel on got in a couple days
2:18:45ago. And for this, I kind of have a chip
2:18:47on my shoulder regarding this. A, I need
2:18:49to make this work or I'm going to look
2:18:50like aing idiot. Uh, and B, I need to
2:18:53make this work because everyone's hating
2:18:55on me. Everyone's quitting on me. Think
2:18:58it's not going to work out, dude. Just
2:19:00give it some time. I just needed some
2:19:01time to scheme, dude. I'm doneing
2:19:03around. I'm taking this serious. You
2:19:05know, I've kind of diagnosed the issue
2:19:07with the other schemes as I wasn't
2:19:09taking it as seriously as I should. So,
2:19:11I'm pretty disappointed in myself uh for
2:19:13that cuz, you know, I went to Japan with
2:19:15no plan, you know, no boats set up. I
2:19:18didn't understand the rules at all. I
2:19:19didn't understand how rare it was to
2:19:21actually to catch a $3 million fish. So,
2:19:23long story short, that was just a rinse
2:19:25and I've learned my lesson. So, I'm
2:19:26taking this super seriously. I have
2:19:28invested a little bit more money into
2:19:29this situation and I'm making it
2:19:31professional. I'm opening up my very
2:19:33first car dealership cuz I was thinking
2:19:35about it. If I just have 10ing trucks,
2:19:38you know, A, who am I going to sell them
2:19:39to? B, who's going to buy them? Like,
2:19:42there's no credibility with that. But if
2:19:44I have a professional, actual,
2:19:47legitimate, legal car dealership, dude,
2:19:49I mean, that's what car dealerships do.
2:19:50You put out the cars, people buy them,
2:19:52and that's how you make a business.
2:19:55Check that out, dude. Yo, that's so
2:19:58fire. And look at this lot. This is as
2:20:00professional as it gets. We got a whole
2:20:03I guess. Let's check out uh the inside
2:20:05of this place. So, we're going to need
2:20:07to get a sign over that bad boy. Oh,
2:20:10look. We got it. Yo,
2:20:16we finance everyone here at toi trying
2:20:18to I don't finance. I don't know who the
2:20:20[ __ ] on my team green lit that. I'm not
2:20:22fin. I'm not taking no shot. Cash only,
2:20:25[ __ ] Wow. Yo, this is actually
2:20:29so sick, dude. Oh, we are going to sell
2:20:32these cars out maybe in one day, bro. I
2:20:35didn't realize they have a conference
2:20:36room, dude. Wa. This looks good. All
2:20:40right, let's go to the trucks.
2:20:46That's quality [ __ ] right there.
2:20:52You got to help me sell these cars,
2:20:54dude.
2:20:55>> What? You got to help me sell these
2:20:57cars.
2:21:01I'll give you commission. Commission?
2:21:03How much? How much you want?
2:21:08You already look like a salesman, bro.
2:21:10Uh,
2:21:10>> Liam Liam would be so good at this.
2:21:12>> Liam would be so bad.
2:21:14>> That's ridiculous. That is an insane
2:21:16amount of commission. If you sell for
2:21:18$8,000, dude, that's 1,600 bucks. All
2:21:21right, for every sale you get entirely
2:21:23on your own, I'll give you 10%
2:21:25commission.
2:21:28>> And what are we going to do? We're just
2:21:29going to sit here tomorrow, wait for
2:21:30people to come.
2:21:31>> Dude, look, the office is sick as
2:21:32actually.
2:21:33>> We got a break room, dude.
2:21:37What is this place?
2:21:39>> It's a car. It's like an actual car
2:21:40dealership and we're renting it from
2:21:42them.
2:21:42>> Oh, really?
2:21:43>> Yeah.
2:21:43>> Where are the cars?
2:21:45>> I don't know.
2:21:47>> It looks kind of abandoned, actually. My
2:21:49understanding was that it was fully
2:21:50functional and operating. I don't even
2:21:51know if this [ __ ] air conditioning
2:21:52works.
2:21:53>> I don't seem like a dealership that's
2:21:55going to make money.
2:21:56>> What?
2:21:57>> The cockroach on the plug?
2:21:58>> Is there
2:22:01clean it up, dude?
2:22:03>> All right. Not by the camera.
2:22:05>> Yeah, we're going to put the trucks in
2:22:07there.
2:22:07>> Oh, okay. I can't find
2:22:10>> Yeah, you can park here.
2:22:14>> Yeah, perfect. All right. Thanks, bro.
2:22:16This is so sick. This is actually
2:22:19probably one of the coolest things I
2:22:20ever done. I'll give you 8% commission.
2:22:24Six.
2:22:26That is so much money. If you sell two
2:22:27trucks, that's $1,600. We're not selling
2:22:30our trucks, dude.
2:22:31>> You don't think? I dude I actually think
2:22:33we're going to sell four tomorrow at
2:22:34least. Bro, have you ever seen these for
2:22:36sale in Texas?
2:22:38>> Are we like advertising this anymore?
2:22:41>> The signs
2:22:43people driving.
2:22:44>> Oh, that's a good point. Video. A lot of
2:22:45people when I do a business like we did
2:22:47a business in Dreamland, I posted it on
2:22:49my story and so that everyone was making
2:22:51fun of me that I couldn't start a
2:22:52business cuz I used my social media
2:22:54presence to sell them. I'm posting no
2:22:57ads for this. This is a fully raw dogged
2:22:59business. No marketing from Togei. How a
2:23:02regular Joe would start a business. How
2:23:03Toyota did it. All right. Are you in,
2:23:05dude?
2:23:07>> 8% plus a $200 per day plus a $20 bonus
2:23:11per car.
2:23:13[laughter]
2:23:17>> All right.
2:23:217% $200 per day, $20 bonus per car.
2:23:26>> $18 bonus per car.
2:23:29>> All right. $40 bonus per car.
2:23:33[music]
2:23:36>> Dude, let's call Liam. See if he wants
2:23:37to do it. We I got a big opportunity for
2:23:40you.
2:23:47He's thinking about Can you hear me?
2:23:50>> Yeah. What up?
2:23:51>> I got a big opportunity, dude.
2:23:54>> Yeah.
2:23:56>> Um where are you in the world right now?
2:23:58I'm in Seattle.
2:24:00>> Dude, you got to come to Austin.
2:24:04>> What is it?
2:24:06>> We have
2:24:08a full-on car dealership.
2:24:10>> Oh, the mini trucks.
2:24:12>> Yes. It's so sick, dude. And Dball's
2:24:14helping me run the shop.
2:24:17>> That's sick.
2:24:18>> I'll give you 7% commission, uh, $70
2:24:21bonus per car, and $200.
2:24:24>> What?
2:24:24>> $250 per day.
2:24:26That's a better deal than I got.
2:24:29>> Liam's a more valuable salesman, dude.
2:24:33>> He has experience.
2:24:36>> No, I I don't think I can make that
2:24:37happen. That just sounds like a whole
2:24:39like
2:24:39>> No, it's going to be so much fun. If
2:24:41only we have a real car dealership,
2:24:44signs, building,
2:24:45>> office, break room, ice cream,
2:24:49>> big money. No, no. I got to like focus
2:24:51like I can't be having too many like
2:24:53irons on the pan. You know, whatever
2:24:56that expression is. Like
2:24:57>> you just said you can't have too many
2:24:58irons on the pan. No one has ever said
2:25:00that in a their whole life. Bro, you
2:25:03need to relax from Eore. And maybe these
2:25:06business skills are applicable. You
2:25:07know, when you like are training um
2:25:09karate or like whatever and they're
2:25:11kicking the tree or something of that
2:25:12nature.
2:25:13>> Yeah. Yeah,
2:25:14>> it could be applicable. Dude, it's
2:25:15sales. What do
2:25:16>> you need to play for? You already got
2:25:17the whole like Japan, you know?
2:25:21Because dude, we need more salesmen.
2:25:23What am I going to do? Just sit here
2:25:24with deball and sell the cars?
2:25:26>> Dude, I don't think that's going to be
2:25:27an issue where you're going to be like
2:25:28swamped and need more salesman.
2:25:30>> I think it's going to be a huge issue,
2:25:32dude. The people are already swarm
2:25:34waiting in line outside.
2:25:37>> And we don't even open till tomorrow.
2:25:40>> That's crazy. [music]
2:25:44>> We can do like a good cop bad cop thing
2:25:47or something. Do you ever have that? You
2:25:49be the salesman and I'll be the manager.
2:25:51Like I got to go ask the manager.
2:25:52>> Oh, and it's like, let me see if I can
2:25:54get a better price for you.
2:25:55>> Do you have a collared shirt?
2:25:57>> Yeah. I was just thinking I got I'm
2:25:58going to get dressed up. I'm also going
2:25:59to study up on these trucks.
2:26:00>> Dude, that's big. If you don't like the
2:26:02back of your hand, it's like, oh, this
2:26:03might be a better option. Well,
2:26:05>> we don't really have other options. This
2:26:07is it.
2:26:07>> They're all pretty damn similar.
2:26:09>> You notice every building on this road
2:26:11is a car dealership. There's a Subaru
2:26:12one right up the street.
2:26:14>> You're in like
2:26:16perfect. And we got something unique to
2:26:19offer.
2:26:22[music]
2:26:27[music]
2:26:36[music]
2:26:43>> [music]
2:26:50>> What? First business. First legal legit
2:26:52business ever. What? Everything legal.
2:26:56Cleared by the lawyer kind of. This is a
2:26:59dream come true right here, dude.
2:27:05All right, we're Let's get after it,
2:27:06dude. Big day of business. This looks
2:27:08great. Great work, Gar.
2:27:10>> Thank you.
2:27:11>> I was excited. I thought that I was a
2:27:13customer. All right, check it out.
2:27:14>> Dude, I've had at least three or four
2:27:16people stop by literally legitimately
2:27:18inquiring about the trucks.
2:27:20>> A lot of them are like super toothless
2:27:22looking type people, but
2:27:24>> that's the type of customer we want.
2:27:25Like cash only. Look at this water.
2:27:32>> That's disgusting.
2:27:34>> I washed my hands with it until I
2:27:36noticed it was brown. Feels like we need
2:27:37a plan. Like a business plan.
2:27:39>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, because we need an
2:27:41angle, you know. Whoa. [laughter] Check
2:27:44this out. And I am the Oh, wait. That
2:27:46looks like Let me But I think we need an
2:27:47angle in the sense that like there's
2:27:49roles.
2:27:50>> We can't all just like hover and like
2:27:53I'll be like the manager. I don't know
2:27:55what else people do.
2:27:56>> We need like a guy to like kind of intro
2:27:58get in there and like talk and then like
2:27:59a closer, you know?
2:28:01>> Yeah. But I don't know like the flow
2:28:02natural flow. Debo's the accountant cuz
2:28:04he was actually an accountant and he's
2:28:06going to print some bills of sales. Like
2:28:07we actually need
2:28:08>> Oh yeah. This is
2:28:09>> like legal documentation which I don't
2:28:11know how to do but he knows how to do.
2:28:12>> We need bill of sales.
2:28:15>> Bills of sales.
2:28:16>> I don't know.
2:28:19>> Pen and paper. Dude, how did you used to
2:28:20do it?
2:28:21>> This seems like maybe a better thing.
2:28:23>> What?
2:28:24>> The like actual paperwork.
2:28:26>> What is the paperwork?
2:28:27>> I don't know.
2:28:28>> Titles. No sale.
2:28:29>> We can't do that, bro.
2:28:31>> Where are the titles? We don't have
2:28:32them. They're not going to be here for
2:28:34weeks.
2:28:35>> What? Okay, we ship you the title in 2
2:28:37weeks.
2:28:38>> I think so.
2:28:38>> That's what a car dealership does.
2:28:40>> Is that what they do?
2:28:41>> Yeah.
2:28:42I didn't have the title for like months.
2:28:44>> Do they get like temporary plates though
2:28:45or like
2:28:47>> Well, you're supposed to.
2:28:49>> All right.
2:28:50>> Zo, you got to make some temp plates.
2:28:52So, I'll just like go off front and I'm
2:28:54like,
2:28:54>> what does that mean? Fresh.
2:28:55>> Give it a good spin.
2:28:57>> They're fresh from Japan.
2:28:59>> Oh, like fresh like fresh off the boat.
2:29:01Look at this.
2:29:04>> It's not bad, dude. Pretty good.
2:29:06>> We've done some market research. The
2:29:07competitive value for these, I believe,
2:29:10is about I mean, I don't even know which
2:29:12ones of these were. Dude, this is going
2:29:15to be harder than I thought.
2:29:18I'd say we just kind of randomly pick
2:29:20like how they all look the same. Like
2:29:23identical.
2:29:31And I think we're supposed to price it
2:29:32higher so we can give a executive uh
2:29:35manager discount.
2:29:36>> Right. Right. So
2:29:40we're gonna you're gonna have to do an
2:29:41inverse discount on that $6,000 one.
2:29:44Like sorry it's mispriced. It's
2:29:45actually$10,000 cuz that one's got four
2:29:46speed. I guess
2:29:47>> go look at other dealerships. See how
2:29:49they do it cuz I know there's like some
2:29:52reasoning behind putting the ones up
2:29:53front. You put the good deals up front.
2:29:55Oh, like the you put like maybe we do
2:29:59one for 6,000. You take a loss on one,
2:30:01it's like a hundred bucks,
2:30:03>> bro. That's how Costco does it.
2:30:04>> Exactly.
2:30:05>> Business master class. You know Costco,
2:30:07you walk in. Well, they put it in the
2:30:09back, right? Don't they put the cheap
2:30:11stuff in the back, so you walk through
2:30:12the whole store to get to it? But this
2:30:14is a little different. This is called
2:30:15the inverse Costco method. You put the
2:30:17cheap stuff up front, but then you see
2:30:19the nice truck uh sitting in the back
2:30:21there. Like look at that Suz Suzuki.
2:30:23That one should be 12,000 for sure.
2:30:26Okay. So, let's get
2:30:34all
2:30:43you see. No,
2:30:46>> thising. So, this is the automatic one.
2:30:48>> Oh, and this one's on the wrong side.
2:30:50Wait, they're all on the
2:30:52>> That's how all the cars in Japan are.
2:30:53They drive on the other side of the
2:30:54road.
2:30:57And you can drive him here. Fine. I
2:30:59don't know. I think so.
2:31:08>> Dude, this is also not legal.
2:31:10>> What? You're looking it up?
2:31:12>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:31:13>> It's legal.
2:31:14>> No, it ain't.
2:31:15>> What? What about if it's illegal?
2:31:22So going to drive away with one today.
2:31:25>> We should be like if they seem cool,
2:31:27>> you can rent.
2:31:28>> Yeah, you can like you can take it home.
2:31:29And you know what you mean? If they seem
2:31:31cool,
2:31:32>> if they're not going to like crash or
2:31:33like get the cops called. How'd you find
2:31:35that out? You doing research?
2:31:37>> Yeah. Yeah,
2:31:37>> that's good. Actually,
2:31:39>> I don't want to do no title jumping.
2:31:40Well, I think what could be reasonable
2:31:42is we say, "Yeah, that one. I'm glad you
2:31:44like that one. We got to do a little
2:31:45work on it."
2:31:47>> So, give us the money and we'll give it
2:31:48to you in two weeks. You got to let them
2:31:51>> be the case for every single one of
2:31:52them.
2:31:53>> Yeah.
2:31:53>> So they they would be like [laughter]
2:31:55maybe I'll get that one instead if you
2:31:57have to work.
2:31:57>> Yeah, that one dude. I mean,
2:31:58>> so we're just going to go our stick can
2:32:01be you can't drive away or I mean if
2:32:03they can drive away with it, whatever.
2:32:05But you can't do the paperwork for it
2:32:07for 2 weeks. These are just preliminary
2:32:10sales.
2:32:11>> You're going to have to explain all of
2:32:12this. I'm not telling anyone that,
2:32:15>> dude. I can't How does
2:32:21There, there.
2:32:33[laughter]
2:32:38That's awesome.
2:32:58Oh, here we go.
2:32:59>> There's a person.
2:33:02>> Oh, somebody's pulling in. Somebody's
2:33:04pulling in.
2:33:07>> Go out there.
2:33:09>> Oh,
2:33:10>> I can't go in there. Is he coming on?
2:33:12too scared. I got to go in the back,
2:33:13dude. I'm not ready for this.
2:33:14>> Is that like um too overwhelming? If I
2:33:18go and talk to him like, "Oh, hey, sir.
2:33:20How you doing?" I don't want to scare
2:33:21him off. You still there? I'll go there.
2:33:23Casual stroll. He's coming.
2:33:26>> I think you're busy. I'm
2:33:30>> This is so stressful, dude.
2:33:42I don't know, dude. This is so
2:34:01>> Tell me about these. I would have to
2:34:03grab the uh mechanic to uh give the
2:34:06exact specs on them cuz like half of
2:34:08them uh don't don't come with ACs.
2:34:12>> Oh, they're talking to them, dude.
2:34:13>> They are.
2:34:14>> Yeah.
2:34:14>> Some of them are older, some of them are
2:34:16a little newer. We got them from
2:34:17actually Japan. So,
2:34:19>> they're all authentic Japanese vehicles
2:34:21just shipped in. And so, these are the
2:34:22cheapest ones. And then the only
2:34:24automatic one, they're all manual except
2:34:26that one over there is automatic.
2:34:29>> And is there any with AC?
2:34:31>> Yeah. So, these ones I believe have AC.
2:34:34These ones I don't think we want to look
2:34:35at. And are you preferring uh the manual
2:34:37or the uh automatic?
2:34:41>> All right. Cool. Cool. Automatic. So,
2:34:43let's just take a look at that. This one
2:34:45is automatic and is the most spacious
2:34:47and has AC, but it is a little more
2:34:49expensive than the others. 60,000 mi.
2:34:51Runs good and all that good stuff. You
2:34:53can take a look at it. Uh yo, Liam, I do
2:34:55salesman like hover over you the whole
2:34:57time?
2:34:57>> No, they kind of like mix and bull. It's
2:35:00like fishing.
2:35:12>> What do you think of it?
2:35:14>> Of course, the keys uh might be inside.
2:35:16Let me grab it real quick for you
2:35:22with a spare tire.
2:35:24>> Is that one flat?
2:35:25>> No. No. I mean, if you get a flat
2:35:28>> Oh, no. Oh, we don't got no spares for
2:35:29that.
2:35:31>> Well, I'll tell you what. You can have
2:35:32one of the tires from other one of the
2:35:33other tires. Let me ask the guy to see
2:35:34if they're compatible.
2:35:38>> Just say yes. But
2:35:41that they win it and they don't know.
2:35:50>> What kind of mileage? Do you have any
2:35:52idea what it's getting?
2:35:53>> Oh, these will go up to 250,000 no
2:35:56problem. Specifically this brand. They
2:35:57last forever people. That's why
2:36:00>> miles per gallon.
2:36:02>> Oh, this.
2:36:04Yo, Jacob, how many miles per gallon
2:36:06I've been getting?
2:36:08>> I don't know.
2:36:09>> Thank you.
2:36:09>> What do you mean you don't know?
2:36:11>> I know.
2:36:12>> Look up a 200B real quick before it
2:36:14comes in.
2:36:14>> Is this a Suzuki?
2:36:15>> Yeah. Yeah. 2000 Suzuki
2:36:18uh T truck mileage.
2:36:19>> Is the odometer in kilm?
2:36:21>> Yep.
2:36:22>> 35 to 45
2:36:23>> miles per gallon.
2:36:24>> Miles per gallon. Damn, that's crazy.
2:36:27>> 45 35 45.
2:36:29>> I apologize. I was misinformed. It's in
2:36:31uh kilometers.
2:36:32>> So, what would the odometer be? I think
2:36:34it says 65
2:36:35>> 65,000 km. Do you know what that is?
2:36:37>> The conversion off the top of my head.
2:36:40>> You said 65,000 km.
2:36:42>> Yeah.
2:36:43>> 40,300.
2:36:45>> So, that's about 40,000 miles.
2:36:47>> Yes. Yes, sir.
2:36:48>> Okay. And is there any warranty with
2:36:51that? Oh, the warranty is expired, but
2:36:52we offered a dealership warranty.
2:36:54There's any problems uh over the next 5
2:36:57years, we uh will take care of it. But
2:36:59it's the there's specific terms. You
2:37:01know them, Jacob?
2:37:04>> What do you mean don't?
2:37:06>> And uh you would have a spare for this,
2:37:09right? Like you know, a spare tire.
2:37:11>> Yeah. Yeah, we can figure out where that
2:37:12would be. We don't have it right now,
2:37:14but
2:37:17Suzuki.
2:37:28>> Yeah. Which is the most uh sought after.
2:37:32They're uh more reliable. And you're
2:37:34welcome to take it for a test drive if
2:37:36you like.
2:37:37>> Yeah.
2:37:40>> All right. Here. Let me grab uh Jacob.
2:37:42We'll take you out with it.
2:37:44Yo, default.
2:37:45>> You got to take this guy for No, no, no.
2:37:49>> Huh? Let
2:37:50>> him go on his own.
2:37:51>> That's not how that works.
2:37:52>> Take his ID. Is that him right there?
2:37:55>> Yeah, he likes him. Are you going to get
2:37:56his ID?
2:37:57>> Just I'm not going with him.
2:37:59>> Go with him, dude. Somebody has to go
2:38:00with him.
2:38:00>> No,
2:38:01>> I cannot small talk.
2:38:04>> And now we're in reverse right now.
2:38:06>> Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.
2:38:08>> Yeah. And that's neutral. And then now
2:38:10we're driving. Yeah. Does it have it up
2:38:12here or you just have to go by this?
2:38:13>> No, you just got to go by this. You get
2:38:15used to it though.
2:38:16>> Oh, no. I'm sure. I was just curious.
2:38:18>> It's a little weird uh being on the
2:38:20opposite side for sure.
2:38:22>> So, I'm a little weird.
2:38:33And these ones, they're uh a lot of
2:38:35people like them for like farm work cuz
2:38:36it has good torque. Um but they don't
2:38:39get very fast. So you can see the dash
2:38:41only has 100 km an hour on it. So
2:38:45>> So in miles, what is that?
2:38:48>> Uh in miles, you would realistically not
2:38:51want to go higher than 60 mph in this
2:38:53bad boy.
2:38:54>> Definitely different.
2:38:56>> Yeah. Yeah. I I'm still not used to
2:38:58them.
2:39:01>> I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that.
2:39:03>> Oh, no worries. These things are uh as
2:39:06durable as they come, so it's very
2:39:08difficult to hurt these cars. Perfect.
2:39:10And the e bra. We're good.
2:39:12>> Where would a spare go if I was to get
2:39:14one?
2:39:15>> Let's take a look. I'm sure it has a
2:39:16place back there. Uh oh. Wa. There is a
2:39:20spare. All right. So, it turns out this
2:39:22one actually comes with a spare tire
2:39:23already. It's uh right here.
2:39:26>> I know. I I should be more informed.
2:39:28Sorry. We just got these cars. So, but
2:39:30it's right here. So, they got a
2:39:32compartment down here and
2:39:34>> that's the scare.
2:39:36>> Yeah.
2:39:36>> And I guess it has a jack down there.
2:39:39>> Um, yeah, I believe so. Let's see. Where
2:39:42would the jack be?
2:39:45I'll be right back.
2:39:49>> Yo.
2:39:49>> Yeah.
2:39:50>> What's a jack?
2:39:51>> Uh, jacks in the car.
2:39:54>> Do cars come with jacks?
2:39:55>> Yeah, most of them.
2:39:56>> Can you go look at it? See if there's a
2:39:57jack on the car?
2:39:58>> Sure.
2:39:59>> Can't tell them there's a warranty for
2:40:00it. Why? I'll warranty it. If it gets
2:40:02I'll pay for it. It's not going to be
2:40:04durable as they come.
2:40:05>> 5 years.
2:40:06>> 3 years. I said five.
2:40:08>> One time.
2:40:09>> All right. Go go go sell them the car.
2:40:11>> God, this is so stressful.
2:40:14>> Is there Are they all that small?
2:40:16>> Yeah.
2:40:17>> Oh [ __ ] This
2:40:22is
2:40:23>> attracted.
2:40:24>> No.
2:40:26>> Surely there's one though, right?
2:40:29Let me
2:40:41>> let me ask you a question.
2:40:42>> Yeah, shoot.
2:40:44>> If I was to give you cash for that, what
2:40:47would be your best price?
2:40:49>> Uh, let's see. Here. Come on inside and
2:40:51I can take a look at the uh paper.
2:40:56So, he wants to pay cash for that thing.
2:41:00Is there any discount that we can give
2:41:02on that?
2:41:03>> It's 13,000 right now.
2:41:04>> 13,000 right now.
2:41:06>> We don't have the title on hand. We'll
2:41:08have to do a deposit. So, we need to
2:41:12come down a little bit.
2:41:13>> But if you want to take it home today.
2:41:15>> So, if you want to take it home today,
2:41:17uh we don't have the title on hand
2:41:18because the table just purchased
2:41:20recently.
2:41:28>> [music]
2:41:30>> But price-wise, what are we thinking for
2:41:32that?
2:41:33>> This one, is this the 999 model?
2:41:36>> 2000.
2:41:37>> 2000. The only automatic on there.
2:41:43>> I come down 12,000.
2:41:45>> I'm sorry.
2:41:46>> I come down 12,000.
2:41:47>> 12,000. So 1,000 off. Well, let me think
2:41:50about that. I was just curious. And then
2:41:51it would take me two weeks to get title.
2:41:54>> Yes, we'll send the title signed title
2:41:55over to you.
2:41:56>> I see.
2:41:57>> And we'll do a bill sale today. And
2:42:00>> let me I'm sorry. I just wanted to get
2:42:02card from you.
2:42:04>> And is your number on [clears throat]
2:42:05here?
2:42:06>> Uh let me make sure. We just got these
2:42:08in.
2:42:11>> No, no, here. Let me write it down for
2:42:12you cuz these ones are not my personal.
2:42:18All right. So this is my personal line.
2:42:20So you can reach me here.
2:42:22>> Okay. So this would be 12,000 plus tax,
2:42:25title, and license.
2:42:27>> Yeah.
2:42:28>> Yes.
2:42:29>> Let me give this some thought.
2:42:30>> Thank you so much for coming by. Feel
2:42:32free to call anytime. Thank you, sir.
2:42:39>> What the is wrong with these business
2:42:41cards, bro? Look at this business card.
2:42:42He just walked off with one of these.
2:42:44Who made these? It goes south 911.
2:42:47>> I know.
2:42:48>> You got to get rid of these. Who made
2:42:50these, bro?
2:42:52>> He's going.
2:42:53>> He He just walked right off with a
2:42:54business card that says
2:42:57>> free air freshener cell phone 911.
2:43:01[laughter] Who? Somebody's with me on
2:43:03Team Togei. Bro, this is not a joke,
2:43:05bro. This guy just walked off with that
2:43:07business card. Why didn't you say
2:43:09anything? You should have said like
2:43:10those are I guess I looked at it too
2:43:12then you went back for I said no, don't
2:43:13take that one.
2:43:13>> It says 911.
2:43:15>> And then it says don't don't call me
2:43:17unless you're buying a truck. [laughter]
2:43:20What the?
2:43:22>> Who made the Whoever made this is
2:43:24getting fired. I think the title thing
2:43:25we should explain at right at the end.
2:43:27Like, okay, I'll buy it. Like, okay,
2:43:28yeah, it's good, but then cuz he seemed
2:43:30to just want to know the price. He said,
2:43:31I'll pay cash. We scared him off with
2:43:33the title.
2:43:44>> That dude's going to call the cops on
2:43:46us.
2:43:46>> He's going to call [clears throat] 911
2:43:47on the guard. You let him grab one, bro.
2:43:51[laughter]
2:43:51>> I I froze up, bro. He grabbed it with
2:43:54such confidence. I didn't know what to
2:43:55do.
2:43:56>> Oh, you you're terrible salesman, dude.
2:43:59You when they walk out the door, you
2:44:00chase him down. You be like, "All right,
2:44:0210,000."
2:44:02>> Like, dude,
2:44:03>> you wasn't ready.
2:44:05>> You were rambling.
2:44:07>> You dropped the ball, bro.
2:44:08>> You dropped the ball.
2:44:10>> I did not.
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2:45:52>> Who's right up front?
2:45:56>> Yo [music]
2:45:57yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Customer in
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2:46:04>> Check out.
2:46:06>> Yeah. Yeah, of course. Good. You want to
2:46:08come out?
2:46:08>> This one right here.
2:46:10>> Oh, sir. Uh, I would like
2:46:14to get up a price. Money ain't no
2:46:16problem.
2:46:17>> Yeah. Yeah. Um,
2:46:18>> I think we got some few more of a few.
2:46:21>> Yeah. I got a good business here.
2:46:23>> Yeah.
2:46:24>> Yeah. You know, I'm just I got
2:46:26motorcycles, man. I'm trying to get my
2:46:28wife something she can haul the
2:46:30>> Oh, work.
2:46:31>> Yeah. Liam is a expert when it comes to
2:46:33all this.
2:46:34>> You know what? I fix these.
2:46:35>> You fix these?
2:46:36>> Yeah.
2:46:37>> Have you had Have you owned one of these
2:46:38before?
2:46:39>> I got two of them.
2:46:40>> You have two of these? Yeah. And my
2:46:41born.
2:46:42>> He's got two of these.
2:46:44>> You have two of these
2:46:45>> at my barn. Yes.
2:46:46>> Toi.
2:46:47>> Togei. How you doing?
2:46:48>> Togei manage.
2:46:50>> You looking to get a third?
2:46:51>> Yeah. I'm going to get it for my wife.
2:46:53>> Oh, the whole family going.
2:46:54>> Yeah.
2:46:54>> So, this one in the middle there is a
2:46:56Suzuki. And then this one is also an
2:46:58automatic Suzuki right there.
2:47:00>> Well, you know what? I don't worry. I
2:47:02will need to know what I need to do and
2:47:04how much money I need to do and how much
2:47:06I need to drop or nothing more but the
2:47:09money. Do you know how much exactly
2:47:10you're trying to spend? Uh, most of them
2:47:11is 8,000,000.
2:47:13I don't give a [ __ ] what it cost for my
2:47:15wife. I don't give a cost 10 20,000.
2:47:25>> Does she drive manual or automatic?
2:47:27>> Uh, she drive automatic.
2:47:29>> Yeah. Take a look at this one. This is
2:47:30our uh best option for automatic. Yeah.
2:47:33So, this bad boy uh it's got 40,000 mi
2:47:36on it.
2:47:37>> I don't even want to know the mile. cuz
2:47:39if anything go wrong, I'mma fix it
2:47:40today. Just cuz I got the shop. I fixed
2:47:43it.
2:47:43>> All right. Right on. Right on. Uh did
2:47:45you want to take a look inside or
2:47:47anything?
2:47:48>> I'm fine. I need you to tell me what
2:47:50kind of number we looking at and how
2:47:52long it's going to take me to get it and
2:47:53uh I need to go home and get my driver
2:47:55license, come back back and and
2:47:57purchase.
2:47:58>> Perfect. Yeah. Just uh $13,000 and get
2:48:00you sorted today.
2:48:00>> $13,000.
2:48:02I I get more than that because she wants
2:48:05one and I won't let her drive now cuz if
2:48:08she's sick, she ain't going to bring my
2:48:09[ __ ] up. [laughter]
2:48:11>> No, I mean we as much as I'd love to
2:48:13sell it to you for more. $13,000 is all
2:48:15it costs.
2:48:16>> Okay. But uh like I said, I'll be back
2:48:18together in two days.
2:48:19>> Light up. I'll see you in a little bit.
2:48:20My name's Ki.
2:48:21>> Give me a card.
2:48:22>> Yeah. Yeah. Here. Actually, matter of
2:48:24fact, let me give you my uh personal
2:48:25cell phone number. It'll be easier to
2:48:27reach me. I'm
2:48:28>> I'm on the way back to get it. Not
2:48:31tomorrow cuz I ain't going to let her be
2:48:33driving mine.
2:48:34>> Yeah. Shoot me a text or call anytime.
2:48:37>> Matter of fact, I'll be calling you in a
2:48:38few minutes soon as I go home to let you
2:48:39know I'm coming back. And like I said,
2:48:41money is not a problem cuz one of my
2:48:44bikes cost $1.86 million. I got the old
2:48:47classic. I got the first
2:48:51that came out with the Honda Magnum uh
2:48:53B45 Magnum. I got the first one they
2:48:56ever came out. Oh, actually you should
2:48:59give him your phone number.
2:49:01>> All right.
2:49:01>> Yeah. Write down
2:49:08>> here. And then we'll have you call
2:49:09Jacob. So I'll I'll refrain from calling
2:49:12this number and then we'll have you text
2:49:14Jacob.
2:49:14>> Right. I'mma call Jacob cuz I'm only
2:49:16going to the house and get my driver
2:49:18license and insurance. I'm coming back
2:49:19today.
2:49:26>> All right. Cool. Well, we look forward
2:49:27to seeing you back.
2:49:28>> I'll be right back.
2:49:29>> Cheers. I'll see you soon, sir.
2:49:30>> Is she out here in the car? Didn't tell
2:49:32her she need to go and get everything
2:49:33she need.
2:49:34>> All right. Right on.
2:49:37>> You just gave your phone number to
2:49:39[laughter]
2:49:41>> dude.
2:49:43He's not buying no truck.
2:49:45>> No, he knows his stuff. He's
2:49:46>> He sounded like he knew his stuff.
2:49:47>> He says he has a $2 million bike.
2:49:49[laughter]
2:49:50>> Bike. He said
2:49:51>> Yeah. He said he got a motorcycle worth
2:49:532 million. You know what he tried to do?
2:49:55He said, "How much you going to cost?" I
2:49:56said 13,000. He said, "I'll pay more."
2:49:58>> Well, [laughter]
2:49:59>> oh,
2:50:00>> that's a
2:50:01>> Did you get your number back?
2:50:02>> Yeah, I got my number back.
2:50:03>> He had cash. I don't know if you guys
2:50:04saw he envelope with cash.
2:50:06>> Did he?
2:50:07>> Yeah.
2:50:07>> I don't think he
2:50:08>> I don't think he's got 10 grand in
2:50:09there, though.
2:50:10>> We are not sending him off with a car
2:50:12today. If he crashes a card that's under
2:50:14titled under my name, that's bad
2:50:16business, bro.
2:50:17>> No, it's cool because we got assumption
2:50:19of li liability and
2:50:20>> made by claw, dude.
2:50:22>> No lawyer wrote that up.
2:50:23>> It's legal. To be fair though, that
2:50:25guy's not hiring a lawyer.
2:50:28All right, we'll give him a car. He's
2:50:29not coming back to you. All right, 2
2:50:30p.m. No sales, but also no concern.
2:50:33That's the way she goes sometimes. We
2:50:34kind of planned for this. You know, you
2:50:35price high so you can give discounts.
2:50:37Now,
2:50:39we're going to discount them. Uh maybe
2:50:42we'll sell this one for $7,999.
2:50:47Note the $999 cuz that makes it feel
2:50:49like less than $8,000. It's really just
2:50:51$8,000, but it feels like you're paying
2:50:53$7,000. So, we're going to discount a
2:50:55few of these bad boys. 4,999.
2:51:02And this is a sneaky one. Inverse
2:51:04discount. Take notes, nerds.
2:51:08Why? Cuz high demand. This is actually
2:51:10business masterclass. We control the
2:51:12market. Our only competitor only has
2:51:14three trucks sitting out front of their
2:51:16store. I have 12. So, I get to determine
2:51:20the price of these things cuz where else
2:51:22in Austin, Texas are you buying a
2:51:23Japanese mini truck? I'll sell them for
2:51:25whatever theuck I want. I want goes for
2:51:26$11,000.
2:51:27>> Are you playing chess on the job?
2:51:29>> Yes, bro. Cuz the head of marketing is
2:51:33not doing a good job.
2:51:35>> Wait, why are we We've only been working
2:51:36for
2:51:385 hours and we're already discounting.
2:51:41>> It's only been 5 hours. It
2:51:42>> feels kind of aggressive. Like, it's
2:51:44actually been like 13 hours.
2:51:46>> This is like the hardest thing I've ever
2:51:47done. Well, it's too late now. The
2:51:49discounts is on the car, but now we'll
2:51:50say prices are fine, but I discounted
2:51:52all of them about 20%.
2:51:55>> What are the odds of this? There's a
2:51:57sushi restaurant down the road. Look at
2:51:59this. Why is it only closed on Tuesday?
2:52:02>> Well, maybe Tuesdays are cold days.
2:52:05>> Like a known thing, Jacob, you worked a
2:52:07job. Is that like
2:52:09>> what
2:52:09>> are Tuesdays slow?
2:52:11>> I don't know.
2:52:13>> Seems like a normal day to me.
2:52:14>> Or is that like a corporate thing
2:52:16everyone knows? like it's driving.
2:52:19>> I feel like
2:52:19>> we had the beginning of the week slow
2:52:22>> recovering from the weekend.
2:52:23>> What's that car doing?
2:52:25>> Driving.
2:52:26>> They're definitely not coming in here,
2:52:27dude.
2:52:30>> Are you right now?
2:52:31>> Yes.
2:52:32>> They're about to buy one.
2:52:33>> No, they're That's the
2:52:34>> Oh, they're going to buy it.
2:52:36>> Yeah. Yeah, they're
2:52:37>> They're about to buy it. Then they
2:52:48[music]
2:52:52check out this marketing, guys.
2:52:56Japanese store. So, somebody comes. Oh,
2:52:58I'm just going to get my Japanese sake
2:52:59cuz I love Japanese stuff. Put this bad
2:53:01boy here with Dball's number on the
2:53:03phone. And if you want to buy it, bro,
2:53:06call us up. You know what I mean? This
2:53:08is like D1 marketing. I don't know if
2:53:10they're going to love that we're parks
2:53:12right out front. You know what I mean?
2:53:13But
2:53:13>> no, this is like that's business. Like
2:53:15we help them, you know, this gets people
2:53:17to their
2:53:18>> That's a good point. Successfully
2:53:20planting marketing across the city. Now
2:53:23we've gone digital. Our first ad.
2:53:31Oh, this looks awesome.
2:53:33Excellent condition. Yep. 1,000 miles.
2:53:36That might be a little bit of a lie.
2:53:38>> And then maybe let's put the price at
2:53:40like 10,000 so they know
2:53:42>> it's at a,000,
2:53:44>> but that's how Facebook Marketplace
2:53:46works. You usually just list it for some
2:53:48[ __ ] and then people text you and
2:53:49ask how much.
2:53:51>> It's the hardest thing of all time.
2:54:03Thanks for coming by to tiny trucks. Oh,
2:54:06yeah.
2:54:07>> Are you in the market for a title truck?
2:54:11You speak Spanish?
2:54:12>> Uh, no, he doesn't.
2:54:20>> Oh, he needs a bit more money. Oh, he's
2:54:22more money. We can do a little bit
2:54:24better of a price on some of them. If
2:54:25any uh catches eye, we tell them we can
2:54:28uh give him a discount.
2:54:36He has no money. No money whatsoever.
2:54:40He wants to buy a mini truck.
2:54:46>> He doesn't have any.
2:54:48>> Okay, cool. All right, cool. Well, let
2:54:50us know if we can help you in any way.
2:54:51Thank you so much. Appreciate you.
2:54:52>> Thank you.
2:54:54[music]
2:55:01Yo, welcome to Togei's Tiny Trucks. Do
2:55:04you have a farm? Maybe you own a local
2:55:06beer company. Maybe you just want to tow
2:55:07around some smaller than usual luggage.
2:55:10I'm not completely sure exactly what
2:55:12people do with these bad boys. But I can
2:55:14tell you one thing for sure is that the
2:55:15[ __ ] absolutely love a classic tiny
2:55:18truck.
2:55:24Tiny trucks imported straight from the
2:55:26motherland. Straight from Japan. Our
2:55:28trucks come equipped with a powerful 55
2:55:31horsepower 3cylinder engine.
2:55:34You can tow about just any. One thing
2:55:36that we hate here at Togei's Tiny Trucks
2:55:38is lemonade. It is my toy promise to you
2:55:41that you will not find any lemons at
2:55:43Togei's Tiny Trucks. All vehicles come
2:55:45inspected and in like new condition.
2:55:47[screaming]
2:55:48So, what are you waiting for? Come on
2:55:49down to Togei's Tiny's Trucks. Meet the
2:55:53staff. We got our number one engineer
2:55:54Dball Jacob and our master technician,
2:55:58Mr. Liam.
2:56:01You got to look more enthusiastic than
2:56:02that. Dude, do not offer a refund. All
2:56:04sales are final. Cars do not come with
2:56:05warranty. Toki's tiny trucks is not
2:56:06liable for any injury or death caused by
2:56:08improper use or mal or malfunction of
2:56:10the truck, including but not limited
2:56:11[music] to texting driving, engine
2:56:12failure, broken head gasket, flat tires,
2:56:13transmission malfunction, own emergency
2:56:14brakes, and drunk driving.
2:56:19How sick is that, dude? We didn't get
2:56:22any sales yesterday, but I'm pretty uh
2:56:24I'm pretty enthusiastic about our uh
2:56:26infomercial here. So, I'm going to
2:56:28upload this bad boy, and I'm pretty sure
2:56:30we're going to be able to sell all these
2:56:31trucks in no time with the addition of
2:56:34now advertising. The foot traffic turns
2:56:36out to be mostly I mean, heads and also
2:56:39poor Mexicans. So, we're expanding our
2:56:42reach. We just opened. It's 10:43
2:56:46and I'm stoked for a good day of sales
2:56:48at Togei Tinage Trucks.
2:56:54Whoa.
2:56:55Can
2:56:56>> you get in the rhythm, dude? Check this
2:56:58out. Watch. Ready?
2:57:05See, I'm stabilizing with my forehead.
2:57:12>> If I'm 97% sober, that would be 11 days.
2:57:17I get to get up for 11 days a year. A
2:57:19sneaky office counts as half a day.
2:57:22Under seven drinks plus no drugs doesn't
2:57:24count.
2:57:29Seven or more drinks plus no drugs is a
2:57:31half a day. 7 to 15 drinks plus one to
2:57:34two doses of counts as a day.
2:57:37>> Wait, but by this system, you could just
2:57:39do unlimited below seven drink days.
2:57:43>> I could have six beers every single day
2:57:46[laughter]
2:57:46>> and be 97% sober. No. Yeah, that Well,
2:57:50that would be, you know, 100%.
2:57:52>> Yeah, [clears throat]
2:57:53>> but that's fair.
2:58:16>> Holy boredom.
2:58:18Dude, I miss Japan.
2:58:21>> I don't My life is a h 100 times better
2:58:24without Japan. There's no work that gets
2:58:25done in Japan. Just dillydally. Since
2:58:28coming back, I'm 100 times more
2:58:29productive. I feel like a work machine.
2:58:32>> Dude, a couple days where you're doing
2:58:34nothing, you can just have a
2:58:48All right, we're running late. We got a
2:58:50customer here, though. Big day. Big day.
2:58:52Big sales.
2:58:55How are you? Hello, buddy. How are you?
2:58:57Yeah, man. Good. Good.
2:58:59>> Oh, yeah. I just I saw some new trucks
2:59:01and uh we actually we do farmers markets
2:59:03on the weekends and stuff like that. So,
2:59:04right on, dude.
2:59:05>> So, I I can't afford a big truck right
2:59:07now. I was like, man, if we get a small
2:59:08one and use that for now and work our
2:59:09way up to a big truck, that'd be
2:59:11awesome. That one's pretty much the
2:59:12same. I did talk to him, though. There's
2:59:14one automatic which she'll be driving
2:59:15sometime. So if there's opportunity to
2:59:17look at the automatic, that's one kind
2:59:18of favor. Should learn how to drive
2:59:20manual. It's fun. You guys want to be on
2:59:22a test drive?
2:59:24>> Yeah. Yeah. I a picture of your ID right
2:59:29here. Let's pop inside.
2:59:32>> Back in the office.
2:59:37>> You guys just opened this up recently?
2:59:39>> Two days ago.
2:59:40>> Oh, no way.
2:59:41>> Yeah. Yeah, she works at a store down
2:59:43the street and I drive by here all the
2:59:45time and I was like, I've never seen
2:59:46this place here.
2:59:47>> Right on. All right, cool. Enjoy it.
2:59:49Stay safe. Don't crash it.
2:59:50>> All right, brother. Appreciate it,
2:59:51>> dude. He is so gonna buy one.
2:59:53>> I was here earlier today. He's like,
2:59:54"Yo, dude, that ad works wonders." Look,
2:59:58we got another guy pulling in right now,
2:59:59bro.
3:00:04>> Four people.
3:00:05>> I know, dude. Business is moving. Oh,
3:00:07that's our coffee. That's the neighbor.
3:00:09>> What up, dog?
3:00:10>> Good. Come on. Just show my brother,
3:00:13dude.
3:00:15>> I'm telling you.
3:00:17>> Do you guys uh do you guys go through
3:00:19the registration process?
3:00:30>> All right, let's go out there.
3:00:35>> Got this, bro. Got it.
3:00:38>> How do you like it? You know what year
3:00:40it is?
3:00:41>> This one I think 2000. Let's double
3:00:42check.
3:00:43>> She's nervous about driving on the other
3:00:44side, but I think she'll figure it out
3:00:45pretty quick.
3:00:46>> No, you get used to it. It's no problem.
3:00:47>> Yeah, it looks really good. Um, like
3:00:49what are options for like payments,
3:00:50stuff like that?
3:00:51>> We can do uh anything. If you want to
3:00:52leave with the car today, it would have
3:00:54to be wire, cash, cashier's check, and
3:00:58then we also do cryptocurrency.
3:00:59>> And then uh like down payment, get off
3:01:02the rest, or you looking for the full
3:01:03full payment up front?
3:01:04>> Well, so our financing team, they've not
3:01:06set it up uh entirely yet. So like what
3:01:09I mean how much are we looking to put
3:01:10down?
3:01:11>> I mean we can probably do like we get I
3:01:13get paid in a couple days. She just got
3:01:14paid. We can probably do like maybe
3:01:161,500 possibly 1,500 today.
3:01:19>> 1,500 down. All right. I would have to
3:01:21uh make a phone call, but I believe that
3:01:24should be like
3:01:25>> just give me like 2 hours.
3:01:27>> I don't know how to finance a car, dude.
3:01:29What did he say? 5 years. He wants a
3:01:315-year loan. That's what car dealerships
3:01:34do. And that's how you make the money. I
3:01:35got to call my lawyer about this cuz
3:01:37this is way out of my league.
3:01:42>> Is everything okay?
3:01:43>> You're Do you have a second?
3:01:45>> Yep.
3:01:46>> Um, so I don't know if you're aware, but
3:01:48I've been uh running a car dealership
3:01:51and there's some people that want to
3:01:54finance a car. Is it possible to just
3:01:55like write up an agreement where they
3:01:57pay me money over the next 5 years?
3:02:01Um,
3:02:01>> yeah.
3:02:02>> I'm aware of this idea generally. I
3:02:04don't know is already happening. Is this
3:02:07for those little trucks?
3:02:08>> Yeah.
3:02:08>> I don't even like what are you doing
3:02:10this under?
3:02:12>> Like is this under Toki girl? Is this
3:02:14under tok?
3:02:14>> Oh, this is under the titles are under
3:02:16my name.
3:02:23>> Hello.
3:02:23>> Yeah, we can absolutely draft up.
3:02:27>> Hey, I'm about something else probably.
3:02:37and you're selling it to them and
3:02:39they're like, "Yo, I don't have all the
3:02:40money. I need to go get it from the
3:02:42bank." And you're like, "Well, I am the
3:02:44bank."
3:02:45>> Okay. Word. Would it be possible to
3:02:48write something like that
3:02:50today?
3:02:51>> Send me as many details as possible. And
3:02:54uh who are these people?
3:02:55>> Strangers.
3:02:57>> Send me names. Send me the the name of
3:02:59the car, the model, the makeup year, and
3:03:02I'll tell you what else I need. But that
3:03:04should be fine.
3:03:05>> Word. I'll send it to you in uh 15
3:03:06minutes.
3:03:08>> Bye.
3:03:08>> Word. Thank you. Holy. Now we got to go.
3:03:10Dude, blue. Running a business is not
3:03:12easy. Take the hidden camera.
3:03:14>> Swap it out. Let's go.
3:03:15>> Green light.
3:03:16>> Yes.
3:03:17>> That was as green as it gets. How's it
3:03:18going, sir?
3:03:19>> How you doing?
3:03:20>> All right, man.
3:03:21>> How you doing, buddy?
3:03:22>> All right.
3:03:24>> You own this thing?
3:03:25>> Yep. Yep. Yep.
3:03:25>> Oh, okay. I was going to ask you because
3:03:28uh how you guys work on the deals this
3:03:30these little tiny cars cuz I seen them
3:03:32in a new ramp area but they're they're a
3:03:35they're like way higher than yours
3:03:37>> the price.
3:03:38>> Yeah.
3:03:38>> Yeah. So we got all of these straight
3:03:40from Japan.
3:03:42>> So they're very very cheap to uh import.
3:03:45So we have a decent profit margin even
3:03:48at uh some of these prices.
3:03:49>> Oh really?
3:03:50>> Mhm.
3:03:50>> Because I I drive this truck and I'm a
3:03:53subcontractor. I clean pools. But this
3:03:56truck last year spended almost 55 $5,500
3:04:00on gas.
3:04:01>> Oh yeah, these get a lot better mileage
3:04:03than the blue truck. Some of them I
3:04:05believe up to 40 m a gallon.
3:04:07>> So I was I was looking at the $4,000
3:04:09one. That one air conditioning.
3:04:12>> This one is a little cheaper cuz it does
3:04:13have AC. So that one 6,000 does come
3:04:16with AC.
3:04:17>> Um
3:04:18>> yeah. The only thing is it's got to be
3:04:20like like this. You got to be a little I
3:04:23put my bucket in there
3:04:26inside the bed but I carry buckets.
3:04:30>> So this one is a similar price has AC
3:04:34same thing.
3:04:38>> So that I want to question how much
3:04:40would be this one cash money. What's the
3:04:42lowest you'll go?
3:04:43>> If you came in cash
3:04:47I could do I could take off a,000. I can
3:04:49give you five $5,000 for the car if it
3:04:51was cash
3:04:52>> at the door.
3:04:53>> Yeah. Yeah.
3:04:53>> So, that one I'm going to see how you
3:04:55turn these things on.
3:04:56>> Let me grab the key for this one. I'll
3:04:57be right back.
3:05:17>> All right. All right, we're going to
3:05:18have to put a new starter. Maybe you
3:05:19don't want to buy this one.
3:05:25>> All right, this one's up. Don't buy this
3:05:27one. It's foot. You put the foot on the
3:05:29clutch to turn it on. Yeah.
3:05:30>> Yeah.
3:05:36>> All right. Well, this one. We got to
3:05:37find a different one. All right. All
3:05:38right. All right. Since that one doesn't
3:05:40work, you pick a different car and it'll
3:05:42match the price.
3:05:43>> So, you How much is this one? That one I
3:05:46can do 4,000 for you
3:05:48>> and then the taxes.
3:05:50>> And so I would say uh be prepared for
3:05:524,000 4,300
3:05:56uh in out the door including taxes. That
3:05:58one would be 5,400. The one we talked
3:06:00about earlier.
3:06:01>> So how long can you hold it for?
3:06:04>> Uh I unfortunately can't hold any of
3:06:07them just cuz they've been selling uh
3:06:09pretty fast and a lot of people come by
3:06:11to look at them. So, unless we had a
3:06:13deposit, I I couldn't hold anything.
3:06:15>> Can you do four grand straight? 4 grand
3:06:18total.
3:06:18>> Let me All right. All right. I'll do I
3:06:22can do four grand out the door for for
3:06:24you if uh you can do cash uh today.
3:06:29>> Okay. So, and then I have to wait
3:06:32[clears throat] for the title though,
3:06:33right? So, I can't drive it. Yeah, you
3:06:34could uh drive it if you wanted to sign
3:06:37a waiver of liability, but we would have
3:06:39it shipped to you in uh 2 weeks with the
3:06:41title.
3:06:41>> Did you get information about the little
3:06:43truck so I can see how much a quote for
3:06:45insurance is going to be?
3:06:46>> Yeah. Yeah, of course. Let me get all
3:06:48that uh
3:06:49>> let me get that information for you
3:06:50right here. Come on inside and grab that
3:06:52for you.
3:06:55>> Everything just got
3:06:59the driving stuff. Here is the specs on
3:07:02the car and then also my personal phone
3:07:05number. So shoot me a call today. Um
3:07:08otherwise tomorrow somebody could help
3:07:09you but I am not positive I can do help
3:07:11you with the tax uh break tomorrow.
3:07:14>> Yeah.
3:07:15>> Mhm.
3:07:15>> Okay. I get paid Friday. So that that I
3:07:19wanted to put some
3:07:21some of that money towards that. I got
3:07:24some money in the bank, but I wanted to
3:07:27get it Friday so that way it won't be
3:07:29like a big impact. You know what I mean?
3:07:32>> Yeah. Yeah. By Friday, that one um will
3:07:34definitely be gone.
3:07:35>> Let me do what I what I have to do and
3:07:37then I'll call you in in about an hour.
3:07:40>> Okay. Right on.
3:07:41>> Still here.
3:07:41>> I'll be here.
3:07:42>> Okay. I appreciate it, guys.
3:07:43>> Thank you so much, sir.
3:07:45>> That's my name.
3:07:46>> Right on. Thank you, sir.
3:07:49>> Oh, dude. We so sold that car.
3:07:51>> Well, not yet, dude. That is such a
3:07:53lock.
3:07:58>> Hi.
3:07:59>> Hey, listen. And I know that I just
3:08:01realized that you're charging that
3:08:02truck, right? Cuz the lights are on.
3:08:04>> Oh, no, we are not.
3:08:06>> Okay. It's hooked up to something, but I
3:08:08wanted you to know that. Okay.
3:08:09>> Oh, and why' you sell all these already?
3:08:12>> When they're not all sold, but a few.
3:08:13>> But all of a sudden, they're sold on
3:08:14there. I was here yesterday and the day
3:08:16before.
3:08:17>> Oh, yeah. This morning we had about 15
3:08:19people uh interested in that.
3:08:20>> Do you know I have a DOA? It's a VW.
3:08:22It's really That's why they're buying
3:08:24these because I've been It's only one in
3:08:26Austin, Texas. It's a 88. But I want one
3:08:29of these. So, can you call Can you give
3:08:31me my Can Can we talk over the phone?
3:08:34>> I want the best one that you have left.
3:08:36>> The best one that we got left. Yeah,
3:08:37absolutely.
3:08:38>> But we're going to have to talk money.
3:08:39So,
3:08:40>> of course, naturally. So, this is my
3:08:42number.
3:08:43>> Okay.
3:08:43>> And I am Togei.
3:08:45>> Soon as I get my DOA back, you should
3:08:48put it in front cuz it'll sell more.
3:08:50Okay. Let's talk.
3:08:51>> Perfect. Thank you so much.
3:08:52>> Thank you.
3:08:53>> Business is booming, dude. I got money
3:08:56coming in left. Come here right, dude.
3:08:59Go buy another one of these, bro. I'ming
3:09:01him. No cap. All right. I I don't want
3:09:03to go back out and talk to her, though.
3:09:05We're going to wait for the lights.
3:09:07>> No, I don't want to talk business more
3:09:09with her. She's intense.
3:09:15>> Hello, Josh.
3:09:17>> Hey, Josh. It's uh Togei from Togei's
3:09:19Tiny Trucks. Hey,
3:09:21>> so I had a conversation with the other
3:09:24partners and we are able to work some
3:09:28stuff around so that we could finance
3:09:29the car for you. It would look like 60
3:09:32month term at 6%. The only thing that my
3:09:37partners needed from you would be that
3:09:39if you were able to put $2,000 down.
3:09:44>> Gotcha.
3:09:45Um, so the question that I actually was
3:09:49going to see is if we could go what the
3:09:50difference would be is if we went lower.
3:09:52Like I I told you I think 1,5
3:09:55after kind of reviewing things with my
3:09:56girlfriend, we're looking at seeing if
3:09:58what the options would be if we could
3:09:59only do 500 down. Um, so if 2,000 is the
3:10:02minimum to do the financing, then we'd
3:10:04have to really kind of consider what our
3:10:07options are cuz yeah, we're thinking
3:10:09more like four 500 instead of that,000 I
3:10:11told you originally. 500. I don't
3:10:14believe that's going to be enough for me
3:10:16to convince the other guys. I might be
3:10:18able to make a call and uh see if we can
3:10:21do, you know, 1,500 because they were
3:10:24really looking for that 2,000. Um but
3:10:27let me uh
3:10:29uh have another conversation with them.
3:10:31If I were to get you uh at $1,200,
3:10:36um would you guys be able to pull that
3:10:38together just so I can go back there
3:10:39with a firm number uh that they're
3:10:41confident at?
3:10:43>> I mean, I I would have to try and make
3:10:45some calls, see if I can get some help
3:10:46with it. I don't get paid um you know,
3:10:48until you next Friday. And so, I would
3:10:52um I'd have to try and make some calls
3:10:54to see if I could. I know for sure we
3:10:55can do the 500. Uh the 1,200 would be
3:10:58kind of like me pulling some resources
3:11:00together. All right, cool. Let me uh let
3:11:03me call you back in 5 minutes.
3:11:04>> Okay. And if I need to put a deposit
3:11:06down to try and hold it because that the
3:11:07automatic is definitely the one that
3:11:09we're going to kind of lean towards. Um
3:11:10you know, we can try to figure that out,
3:11:12too. But just let me know what what you
3:11:13need, man.
3:11:14>> All right. All right. Cool. I will do my
3:11:16best. I cannot promise um anything, but
3:11:18I'm going to go back there and uh see
3:11:19what I can do for you guys.
3:11:21>> All right, man. I appreciate you.
3:11:22>> All right. I'll talk in a sec. Cheers.
3:11:27>> See this method?
3:11:29What are you laughing at?
3:11:34>> Hello, is it Josh?
3:11:36>> What up, Josh? It's uh Togei again.
3:11:38>> Yes, sir.
3:11:39>> So, I talked to them and they're not the
3:11:40most enthusiastic about it. They did
3:11:42tell me if we were able to get $800. Um
3:11:45well, they to be honest, they wanted
3:11:47$1,000, but I told them if anything goes
3:11:50wrong, I'll cover the $200 out of my own
3:11:51pocket. So, they said if you came in uh
3:11:54with $800, that would mean you owe
3:11:577,200, which is about 80% less than a
3:12:02typical down payment that they would be
3:12:03looking for. But I told them I trust
3:12:05this guy and he looks super uh legit.
3:12:09So, I can um I can swing that. But the
3:12:12the the stipulation is we would have to
3:12:14do it today.
3:12:16>> Okay. Yeah. Another thing I was going to
3:12:18look at too is like if if we did the 500
3:12:20today um you know either as a deposit or
3:12:22to start the process and then I could do
3:12:24another 700 on Friday when I get paid um
3:12:27to we couldn't get that total 1,200. It
3:12:29would just be you know a week week kind
3:12:31of hold on it you know a week to get the
3:12:33second on that payment. I'll be honest
3:12:35with you, that would make my life a
3:12:38thousand times easier if we got 500
3:12:42today and a contract for 700
3:12:45um on Friday, send you home with the car
3:12:48on Friday. Uh so long as your guys's
3:12:51credit and everything um is good enough
3:12:53to make this all go through.
3:12:55>> Yeah, maybe we can definitely do that.
3:12:56Um I was though under the impression
3:12:59that you guys did like in house of
3:13:00financing, so I didn't know if we were
3:13:01going to run credit. I was hoping that
3:13:03we weren't going to pull do like a hard
3:13:04credit pull.
3:13:05>> We're not going to do a hard credit
3:13:06pull, but they do need to look at the
3:13:09numbers, but it will not affect your
3:13:10credit whatsoever. What they need to
3:13:12look at?
3:13:13>> Gotcha. Yeah.
3:13:14>> I have to head out today um at 5:00. Is
3:13:19there any way you would be able to come
3:13:21by before then to make this happen?
3:13:24>> Yes. Yeah, we're finishing up an
3:13:26appointment right now. my girlfriend
3:13:27inside and um we will be um yeah, we can
3:13:30try and head that way within the next
3:13:31hour.
3:13:32>> All right, cool. Sounds good. I'll see
3:13:33you in an hour.
3:13:34>> Thank you, sir.
3:13:35>> All right, cheers. Take care.
3:13:36>> All right,
3:13:39[screaming]
3:13:40>> first sale, dude. That's what I'm
3:13:42talking about. First sale dance. And
3:13:44what are we doing over the next 5 years?
3:13:48I get my rent paid and 6%. What's that?
3:13:516% a month or year?
3:13:53>> Year.
3:13:55>> Oh, right.
3:13:57Does anyone know?
3:13:58>> I think it is APR, which is annual.
3:14:02>> That's a lot less than I thought.
3:14:04>> But either way, dude, we're making money
3:14:06on the loan. And this is what car places
3:14:07do. And if you sell all of them, then I
3:14:09get like 10,000 a month. Boom. Dude, I
3:14:12am good at this, bro.
3:14:15Toby's Tiny's trucks business masterass,
3:14:17mind you. I just talked to that sweet
3:14:19talk that guy for a good 20 minutes. Oh,
3:14:21yeah.
3:14:24That's what that was.
3:14:31Hello.
3:14:32>> What are um our printer is broken. So
3:14:34Jay's at the FedEx right there down the
3:14:37street just uh printing it up. So
3:14:39>> we need a few more minutes. I'm sorry.
3:14:40>> Yeah, good, man. It's all good. No rush.
3:14:42We're chilling right now. We're just
3:14:43going to the gym after this and getting
3:14:44a workout.
3:14:45>> Where you working out at? Gold's here.
3:14:46>> No, it's um Crunch, man. We're saving
3:14:48some money at Crunch right now. I drive
3:14:50the place she works at. So
3:14:52>> they just texted me they're going to be
3:14:53here. Um, in 20 minutes.
3:14:56>> 20 minutes. Okay.
3:14:57>> Could we meet back here in 20?
3:14:59>> Yeah.
3:14:59>> Cool. Thank you for your patience, guys.
3:15:01I appreciate you.
3:15:02>> Do you mind if we take a look like a
3:15:03little more of the car?
3:15:04>> Yeah, dude.
3:15:05>> Stuff like that.
3:15:06>> All right.
3:15:07>> Appreciate you.
3:15:14[music]
3:15:21[music]
3:15:28>> [music]
3:15:32>> I don't know where he's at.
3:15:33>> No, you're good, brother. Just coming in
3:15:34to ask you a couple more questions.
3:15:35We're just kind of getting a little bit
3:15:37of cold feet, you know, just thinking
3:15:39about it just cuz they're a little bit
3:15:40older vehicles. I'm guessing there's not
3:15:41going to be any warranty or anything
3:15:42that comes with it.
3:15:43>> No, no, we we have a three-year
3:15:45warranty.
3:15:45>> Threeear warranty. Okay. Yeah. Okay,
3:15:46cool. So if there's any problems then
3:15:48yeah we can take care of it cuz these so
3:15:50it's 60,000 mi but um that's uh in uh
3:15:54Columbus so it's 40,000 mi so they go
3:15:57typically to about 250,000 but um if any
3:16:01there's any problems over the next 3
3:16:02years we'll take care of it.
3:16:03>> Okay that's that's my worry cuz like
3:16:04these things being so unique probably be
3:16:06hard to get parts for and you know you
3:16:08know there's places here in Austin that
3:16:09work on stuff like this. There's a shop
3:16:11just down the road that we work with.
3:16:13>> Um, and they work on these trucks and so
3:16:15we get the parts straight from Japan cuz
3:16:17we do these shipments every few months.
3:16:18>> Yeah. All right. Bring the grill in.
3:16:20>> We're
3:16:27a threeyear warranty on a car 1999.
3:16:36>> Whatever. Um, so what I need from you is
3:16:38your email. probably you guys here as
3:16:40soon as possible.
3:16:41>> Um, but we're going to send you a copy
3:16:45of the actual finance agreement.
3:16:48>> Um, which we don't need to sign today,
3:16:50so you don't have to commit to that
3:16:51today, but it's outlining that it would
3:16:53be an $8,000 sale price, $1,200 total
3:16:56dollars down, so 6,800 owed on the car,
3:17:00paid over 60 months at 6%. Uh, so that
3:17:05averages to $13146
3:17:09per month. And then there's like a few
3:17:11other like details on the financing, but
3:17:13today all we need to do is hold the car
3:17:16for you in exchange for your deposit and
3:17:19then we can do that paperwork on uh next
3:17:22Friday.
3:17:22>> Gotcha. Okay. And then Jaden, will you
3:17:24just email him uh the documents of the
3:17:27financing thing? So when he's showing
3:17:29her
3:17:30uh they know like exactly what it's
3:17:32going to look like cuz 6% is very
3:17:33competitive. Since we do in-house, it's
3:17:35uh down like at a real car dealership,
3:17:38they do like 9 to 11%.
3:17:41>> Mhm. Yeah. Higher right now than usual.
3:17:44>> Yeah.
3:17:44>> Yeah. 6% is really good. The front end,
3:17:47I was like, "Yeah, that's good, man. I'm
3:17:48not going to negotiate on that." Um, I
3:17:50will take the deposit and just make sure
3:17:52that's all good. Uh, G, you take this
3:17:54back there and make sure this is all
3:17:56good.
3:17:56>> Yep.
3:17:57>> And no hard credit pull, right?
3:17:59>> No, we Oh, I forgot to tell you.
3:18:01>> We're not pulling your credit at all. We
3:18:02don't need to know about it.
3:18:04>> So, I just need you to sign here. Cool.
3:18:09>> Appreciate you, man.
3:18:11>> All right. Cool. That's all I needed
3:18:12from you today. I will stay in touch and
3:18:14I will see you on Friday.
3:18:16>> Sounds good, man.
3:18:17>> Right on. Thank you so much for your
3:18:18business. I appreciate your time.
3:18:19Cheers, bro. Appreciate you.
3:18:20>> Right on. Have a good workout, too.
3:18:22>> Yeah, man. Got to get it in.
3:18:29>> Boom. First sale. That's what I'm
3:18:31talking about. Easy sale, easy money.
3:18:34That dude just got absolutely finessed.
3:18:36That's what I'm talking about. I knew
3:18:38this was a feasible business model. You
3:18:39guys saw we're probably going to get
3:18:40five more sales later today. What's
3:18:42that, dude? First sale dance. That's
3:18:44what I'm talking about. But I was
3:18:46thinking about it while he was out there
3:18:47and they're like nervous. They're
3:18:49getting cold feet. Actually, G, will you
3:18:52uh before they drive out, we got to tell
3:18:54him to stop. I don't want to be car
3:18:55salesmen are sleazy. And he was like, I
3:18:58don't know if we can afford it. They're
3:18:59trying to put down $500 down. I'm not a
3:19:01piece of dude. I don't necessarily care
3:19:03about the money. I just care that I
3:19:04could sell a car. You know what I mean?
3:19:06So, we're going to just give them the
3:19:07car cuz dude, it it feels too sleazy.
3:19:11Buy my car. Give me my You know what I
3:19:13mean? It'sing it's not fair
3:19:17and I hate being a sleazy car salesman.
3:19:19All right. Thank you. So, um just for
3:19:21context of this whole thing is I run
3:19:24like a YouTube channel
3:19:25>> and we're running a business like
3:19:27starting a business, selling cars and
3:19:28whatnot.
3:19:29>> Um and we're actually selling cars, but
3:19:31I feel bad uh like making you guys
3:19:34finance it over cuz I know you guys said
3:19:36you're like saving money, working out at
3:19:38Crunch rather than the Net Gym and
3:19:39whatnot. So, I don't want to like, you
3:19:41know, be a sleazy car salesman. You two
3:19:44guys. Um, so you can actually just have
3:19:46that car, bro. I You can uh
3:19:48>> No way.
3:19:49>> I actually just have I'm going to give
3:19:50you $500 back.
3:19:52>> Um, but everyone else is paying full
3:19:54price for their cars. Just you guys are
3:19:56super cool. You were super patient with
3:19:57me today and I really appreciate it.
3:19:59>> You were flexible with this, man. I
3:20:00appreciate it.
3:20:00>> Yeah. So, this how this works is I just
3:20:03got to uh get the title in 2 weeks
3:20:06>> and then we can send it to you and we
3:20:07need to get the document signed that
3:20:09we're giving it to you guys so that I
3:20:11don't have liability for real
3:20:13>> driving. Yeah, 100% dead.
3:20:17>> Got you, bro.
3:20:18>> You said you're a YouTuber.
3:20:19>> Yeah. Yeah. My
3:20:20>> That's all you do? I I saw that. I was
3:20:21like, bro, I'm going to ask him when he
3:20:22does.
3:20:22>> But yeah, this one's uh all you guys. I
3:20:24just need to uh stay in touch and we can
3:20:26get it in.
3:20:27>> I really appreciate it, man. It helps us
3:20:28out a lot cuz we have a lot of goals
3:20:30we're trying to work towards and we're
3:20:31trying to penny pinch right now until we
3:20:32get there and uh this really helps us
3:20:34out. We need to make more money than you
3:20:35can.
3:20:36>> Right on. I appreciate that.
3:20:37>> Thank you so much.
3:20:37>> We did get it uh inspected and whatnot.
3:20:39Uh there's no warranty obviously.
3:20:42>> Yeah. I was like, bro, how the hell is
3:20:43he going to give us warranty on car?
3:20:46>> All right. Congrats on the new car.
3:20:47>> We'll stay in touch, dog.
3:20:49>> Cheers, man. I really appreciate that.
3:20:50>> Of course.
3:20:51>> Have a blessed day, bro. Dang. So, now
3:20:53we know we got to clean up on the kiss
3:20:54of the girlfriend. Well, they were here
3:20:56too long. If you lurk in a sketchy car
3:20:58dealership, no one buys a car if you
3:20:59lurk.
3:20:59>> Also, at first, this place looks legit
3:21:01as
3:21:02>> Yeah,
3:21:02>> it's just once you start, you're like,
3:21:04why is their computer not plugged into a
3:21:05computer? [laughter]
3:21:07>> Like,
3:21:08>> plugged into a PlayStation.
3:21:10>> What do you mean?
3:21:11>> What?
3:21:12>> Yeah.
3:21:12>> I felt bad like, you know, making you
3:21:14guys finance a car for that long. Um, so
3:21:18we're just giving you the car.
3:21:19>> He's gifting it to us. Is that amazing?
3:21:22>> And a god. That's right.
3:21:22>> Yeah. She's like, "What's the catch?
3:21:23What did you do?" And I'm like,
3:21:24>> "There's no catch. I swear. You can look
3:21:26me up. My name is Kobe.
3:21:27>> We're giving you some salsa. Hope you
3:21:28like spicy salsa, my man. It's a
3:21:29habanet. My personal favorite is chili
3:21:32the arable.
3:21:32>> Thank you so much, guys.
3:21:33>> Appreciate you guys.
3:21:34>> I appreciate you,
3:21:35>> guys. We're actually giving you the car.
3:21:36It's
3:21:37>> Yeah. Yeah. She's like, there's no way.
3:21:38What? Yeah.
3:21:39>> Little small Don't do that.
3:21:41>> Like, what are you doing?
3:21:42>> Well, because we're not We're a
3:21:43YouTuber.
3:21:44>> What the heck?
3:21:44>> Yeah. So, he's going to sell cars. I
3:21:46guess they're doing
3:21:47>> the cars stolen or something.
3:21:48>> No, they're actually We all have a
3:21:50title. You'll have the title in two
3:21:51weeks before you take that. The cars are
3:21:53from Japan. We're You're not going to
3:21:55get the car back from us, right?
3:21:57>> No, no.
3:21:59We appreciate you guys so much.
3:22:01>> Thank you so much.
3:22:01>> Yeah. So, we'll be in touch. We'll get a
3:22:03chance.
3:22:03>> All right. Well, check out your channel.
3:22:04Appreciate you.
3:22:05>> Have a good one, guys. I really
3:22:06appreciate you coming by.
3:22:06>> There's no There's no way
3:22:08>> in two weeks. You'll believe it.
3:22:15>> All right, that was an awesome day's
3:22:17work. Business was booming, so we gave
3:22:19them $11,000 truck uh for free. But
3:22:24we're going to make that back and more
3:22:26after we finish selling all of these.
3:22:28But I'm out of here, dude. I can't do
3:22:29it. I can't sit here all day long. We
3:22:31sold two cars in 3 days. So, to sell all
3:22:3512, it's going to take like whatever 20
3:22:37days. I don't got 20 days, dude. I got
3:22:39to get on and finish the rest of the
3:22:41schemes. We have very exciting schemes.
3:22:42I'm going to send somebody on this job
3:22:44to uh finish it off cuz I also don't
3:22:45love doing it, you know, convincing
3:22:48people to buy your truck, even though it
3:22:50is a great deal. they were like clearly,
3:22:53you know, making a bad financial
3:22:54decision, taking out a loan to get a
3:22:58tiny truck. So, I don't know. The part
3:22:59of the car salesman job is selling um
3:23:02things to people when they can't afford
3:23:04them. That's just kind of how it is and
3:23:05I'm not into it. But for the most part,
3:23:07I'm going to chalk this up as a dub
3:23:08because we have enough Facebook leads
3:23:10and enough uh traffic where surely these
3:23:13sell. Maybe we sell them for six and
3:23:156.5K average, we'll say.
3:23:19Yeah, that seems about right. All right,
3:23:21we made however much that money is or
3:23:23will make.
3:23:27What are all right, so updates on what
3:23:29we've been up to is uh there's been a
3:23:31small hiccup in this whole making money
3:23:33plan. Well, mostly that I'm not making
3:23:36any money, which is kind of, you know,
3:23:39the whole point of this thing. Um, but
3:23:41it's not all bad. Well, so okay, there's
3:23:43some good news and some bad news. The
3:23:45good news is that selling the cars is
3:23:47not a problem. We've actually been
3:23:48selling a cot case. My team since I left
3:23:50have sold another three cars. What? So
3:23:53that business model is proven. But the
3:23:55bad news comes when you kind of start
3:23:57crunching the numbers here. Well, one
3:23:59sec. Let me pull it up. So I had 12 mini
3:24:01trucks. I gave one away, which is cool.
3:24:04But then on top of that, this kid came
3:24:07in. He was doing one of those like, oh,
3:24:09how many likes for the, you know, he did
3:24:11the t the whole Tik Tok thing. Dude, I
3:24:13can't stand the Tik Tok thing. He did
3:24:14the Tik Tok thing. How many likes for a
3:24:16free toki truck? Whatever. And the
3:24:18problem with these is you don't want to
3:24:19look like a dick cuz you know they're
3:24:21posting it. I don't want to give this
3:24:23guy a free truck. I don't give a [ __ ]
3:24:24about this guy and that's just the fact
3:24:26of the matter. But I know he's going to
3:24:27post it. And if I am like, "Oh no, you
3:24:30can't get a free Togei truck." Then
3:24:31everyone on the internet is going to be
3:24:32like, "Togge is aing just give the kid a
3:24:34free that kid." Either way, I said
3:24:36180,000 likes and he smashed it. Okay,
3:24:39we're pulling up to Togei's Tiny Trucks.
3:24:40Let's see if he's in here.
3:24:43What up, Togey?
3:24:44>> Welcome to Tugge Tiny Truck.
3:24:47>> How many likes to get a free tiny truck?
3:24:51>> Um,
3:24:56if you get
3:25:01100 uh 180,000 likes, I'll give you the
3:25:04one on the far left, the one on the lot.
3:25:06>> Okay, we got a deal.
3:25:08>> You got my word on it. All right.
3:25:10Cheers. Good luck with it.
3:25:11>> Thank you. I blame you guys for that cuz
3:25:13you guys are the ones liking it. You
3:25:15guys are really actuallying with my
3:25:16whole business here. But either way, I
3:25:18owe that guy a toi truck. So, there's 10
3:25:20trucks left and assuming that I sell
3:25:22them for around $7,000 each, which I
3:25:25believe is a fair price and also
3:25:26realistic, all, you know, end up with
3:25:29about $70,000. And I was pretty stoked
3:25:31about the number. That sounds pretty
3:25:32good. 70 bandinos is not a bad day day's
3:25:35work. $70,000 is an incredible day's
3:25:38work until I looked at how expensive it
3:25:40was to actually pull this all off. Check
3:25:42this out, guys. The full financial
3:25:44breakdown of what it took to to uh sell
3:25:48these trucks. So, the trucks themselves,
3:25:50not bad. $17,000. That's what I was
3:25:52prepared to pay. That's what I thought I
3:25:54was going to pay. You know, when you go
3:25:56into a business, you know, especially a
3:25:57flip opportunity business, you see the
3:25:59price. Okay, this how much it going to
3:26:01cost. I'll give you that much money. I
3:26:02get the product. I sell the product.
3:26:04Easy as that. No, dude. Not as easy as
3:26:06that. $17,000. What I thought I was
3:26:08going to be in on this entire ordeal.
3:26:10Shipping the trucks to America was,
3:26:14check this out, $28,000
3:26:17United States dollars, which when you
3:26:19crunch the numbers, it's more than I was
3:26:22expecting by by about 20,000. But it is
3:26:25a lot of work to get 12 trucks from
3:26:27Japan to America. Probably a lot goes
3:26:29into that. So either way, 20,000 there.
3:26:30But that but but that's not it. Customs.
3:26:33There's a fee at customs to get them
3:26:35into the United States of America.
3:26:37$4,000 sneaky fee. Then once you're in
3:26:40America, you're not actually legal.
3:26:42You're not registered.
3:26:44Another $2,000 to register them. And I'm
3:26:48not done. Once we're in, you ship them
3:26:51from Japan to the port. Once they landed
3:26:54in America, I still needed to get them
3:26:56to Austin cuz Austin is pretty much one
3:26:58of the only states where tiny trucks are
3:27:00legal. So that was another $3,000 to
3:27:02ship them from there. So just to get the
3:27:04trucks from Japan to the store, there
3:27:07was $37,000
3:27:09of unexpected unaccounted for expenses.
3:27:13And I'm not done, dude. The store
3:27:14itself, you know, rent the space, set it
3:27:16all up, that was $7,000.
3:27:19And the toilet didn't even work. I think
3:27:21I might have gotten scammed on that
3:27:22ordeal. And and last but not least,
3:27:24maybe the most important, the legal fees
3:27:26I spent to make it so that I can legally
3:27:29like sell a truck. And I don't really
3:27:30get it. But to make it as legal as
3:27:32possible, I spent another $5,000 on
3:27:34that. So all in all on these tiny
3:27:36trucks, I'm in for $66,000
3:27:41and say I get $70,000 for it. I just did
3:27:43all of that for $4,000. Dude, that was
3:27:46absolutely not worth my time. And I know
3:27:47you're thinking, $4,000 and it only was
3:27:49like about a month of work. And not even
3:27:51that much work. That's what $48,000 a
3:27:53year. You know, that's an honest living.
3:27:55That's not that bad, Togei. And I agree
3:27:57that's not horrible. Except for the the
3:27:58problem is that scheme was supposed to
3:28:01be my safety net. Like the guaranteed
3:28:03money, you know, the tuna was this
3:28:05volatile expensive thing. That scheme
3:28:07was supposed to be, you know, covering
3:28:08the tuna losses or covering the tuna
3:28:11expenses cuz it was guaranteed. It was
3:28:13safe and it was safe and it was more or
3:28:15less guaranteed, but I also only made
3:28:17$4,000. So now we have a pretty big
3:28:19problem. Um that being well, I'm getting
3:28:22rinsed here. I'm losing massive amounts
3:28:25of money. Um, and I've been purposely
3:28:27avoiding checking how much the rest of
3:28:30Japan was just cuz I didn't want to deal
3:28:31with it. But I decided if I'm going to,
3:28:33you know, fix the problem, I'm going to
3:28:35have to look into the finances
3:28:38of, I guess, my business. That's cool.
3:28:40Think about I'm a business owner, dude.
3:28:42What? I be texting accountants and [ __ ]
3:28:45I text lawyers and that is such a cool
3:28:47moment for me actually happening right
3:28:49now live
3:28:51that I never thought I would make it
3:28:52this far, honestly. You know, I thought
3:28:54I kind of just wanted to make fun
3:28:55YouTube videos about my fitness journey.
3:28:57Now I'm a business owner, dude. People
3:28:59text me, professionals text me, dude.
3:29:02And I have no idea what's going on, but
3:29:03I get a call lawyer saying, "Oh, I'm a
3:29:06lawyer. You got" and then an accountant
3:29:07call me, you know, employees calling me
3:29:09asking me to when's this going to
3:29:10happen? I'm like, "I don't know, dude. I
3:29:12don't know what [clears throat] any of
3:29:13this is. I don't know what any of this
3:29:14means, but we bald, dude." So, anyways,
3:29:17I'm very grateful for that. Shout out my
3:29:20past self for figuring this out. And
3:29:23let's lock in current self.ing
3:29:25lock in bud. I can see my reflection in
3:29:27the mirror right there. You can see.
3:29:28Well, I don't want to flip the camera,
3:29:30but I'm looking at a reflection of
3:29:31myself. You ever heard the phrase,
3:29:33sometimes you just got to beg the man in
3:29:35the mirror. Come on, Togei. You got
3:29:37this, dude. All right. Anyways,
3:29:39yesterday I looked I I got a list of
3:29:41everything that went into Japan. Full
3:29:44Japan breakdown. All right. The good
3:29:47news is the tuna sales we sold. We made
3:29:49about $25,000 off the tuna. Not bad. But
3:29:52then this is where the comes in. Flights
3:29:54for me and the team that cost $20,000.
3:29:57And then you know lounging. Wait,
3:29:59lodging? Lodging hotel rooms. Since the
3:30:01trip went like 3 weeks long, I had to
3:30:04keep the team in hotels for that entire
3:30:06time. That cost me much more than
3:30:08expected. $30,000 on hotels. The
3:30:11Essentials, the Bape, and the Supreme. I
3:30:13spent $3,000 on. Pokemon cards. I think
3:30:15that was a scam. I'm pretty positive I
3:30:17got scammed on that endeavor. Lost
3:30:18$10,000 there. AP. I spent $108,000 on
3:30:21this. The Rolex clock, that thing's
3:30:23pretty cool. $15,000 on that. This was a
3:30:26sneaky expense that I'm not happy with
3:30:28myself about. The horse in the boat
3:30:29racing. I lost $50,000. Didn't hit a
3:30:32single bet. Just straight rinsed. What
3:30:35was that? It was like 9 million yen.
3:30:38What the is wrong? I wasn't even
3:30:39supposed to be gambling out there. And
3:30:41it happens so fast. One second you're
3:30:43like, "Oh, I'll just go in a million
3:30:44yen." And then you lose 9 million yen.
3:30:46And then it's like, "Oh, I lost 9
3:30:47million yen. That's not big of a deal."
3:30:48No, that's $50,000 United States
3:30:50dollars. That was a rinse. And then the
3:30:52boating expenses. The first boat
3:30:54actually turns out we paid them $10,000.
3:30:55I didn't know somebody on my team paid
3:30:57them for that. I thought that, you know,
3:30:59they were just old Asians that wanted to
3:31:02help me out on some like Asian
3:31:03connection, bro. Like, oh, look, young
3:31:05Asian trying to learn how to be more
3:31:06Asian like us. We'll take them fishing
3:31:08for free. No, they charge me $10,000,
3:31:10which was still, you know, a pretty good
3:31:12price, especially since we caught
3:31:14$25,000 of fish there. And this is what
3:31:17really what kills me. Theing second
3:31:20boat. This is this one hurts my soul.
3:31:23The second boat. Guess how much that
3:31:25cost. Mind you, we didn't catch a single
3:31:27fish. We caught that uh uh one mahi
3:31:29mahi. So, we didn't catch a single tuna.
3:31:32That boat cost me $50,000 United States
3:31:35dollars to go on.
3:31:38We didn't do we just I effectively
3:31:43practically literally I just paid
3:31:45$50,000 to get drunk in the middle of
3:31:47the ocean with a bunch of Japanese
3:31:49dudes.
3:31:52All right, so altogether I spent
3:31:53$271,000
3:31:55on the rest of the Japan. I made 4K on
3:31:58the trucks and that leaves us at
3:32:00$267,000.
3:32:02But I will say I'm still optimistic and
3:32:04it's not as bad as it seems because I
3:32:06still have the what? Flip opportunities,
3:32:08dude. I still got these uh uh Japanese
3:32:11goods, dude, that I can sell. I got the
3:32:13AP, the Pokémon card, and the Rolex. Who
3:32:15knows how much I get for them, but say I
3:32:17get 150 racks, that's pretty good. Then
3:32:19we're hardly down. We're going to go
3:32:20take care of that and then uh we're
3:32:22going to go from there. If you look at
3:32:23the Japan experience as a whole, this is
3:32:25a good learning thing cuz it's like if
3:32:26you look at the Japan thing as a whole,
3:32:28yeah, sure. So far, I'm chucking the or
3:32:30choking the chicken on that bad boy. But
3:32:33if you isolate this event in a vacuum,
3:32:37bought it for 108,000 and I plan on
3:32:39selling it for like 130k.
3:32:41If I just didn't do anything except for
3:32:43this scheme, it would have been a good
3:32:44scheme. So, what I'm saying is for the
3:32:45viewers at home that might want to try
3:32:46your own schemes, just embark on the
3:32:48winners here. This is a quick little
3:32:50profit. All right. Well, let's go take
3:32:52care of it first and then uh we'll check
3:32:53in. All right. Check it out. Um the
3:32:56buyer for the the table relics that we
3:33:00had planned bailed on me. I guess he was
3:33:02capping. He didn't have any money. So I
3:33:04don't have a buyer lined up for it. So
3:33:06with the boy Steve, so we thought we'd
3:33:08give it to Steve instead as uh a uh
3:33:11sorry you lost all your money on the
3:33:13World Cup gift. Well, I was actually
3:33:14planning on selling that site, but he
3:33:15texted me this morning. Um it's not like
3:33:18that expensive or anything, but it's
3:33:19dope. It's
3:33:20>> so heavy.
3:33:21>> Have you Do you know what this is? No.
3:33:23It's a giga Rolex,
3:33:25>> dude. So sick. This is something Neil
3:33:27would have.
3:33:28>> Yeah, right.
3:33:29>> It's something Neil would spend like a
3:33:30bunch of money on, too.
3:33:32>> Sorry you lost all your money.
3:33:33>> But uh and that to clarify, that is not
3:33:36a getback gift for the Lamborghini and
3:33:39Rolex you just gave me. This I'll still
3:33:41owe you for that, but this is like a
3:33:43small uh
3:33:45>> token of my appreciation.
3:33:47>> It's actually unbelievably sick. Look at
3:33:48that.
3:33:49>> Boom.
3:33:49>> Boom. Table Rolex.
3:33:51>> All right, so we took care of the Rolex.
3:33:52We got no money for it, but it was cool
3:33:54because, you know, we got to give a nice
3:33:56gift to our friend, which I do owe Steve
3:33:58big time. But either way, we're going to
3:33:59get around to that. Next thing on the
3:34:00agenda is selling these Pokemon cards.
3:34:03Bro, this is the biggest scam of all
3:34:05time. A, they're claiming it's worth
3:34:0720,000. I guarantee you it's not. I
3:34:09actually do like this guy, though, so
3:34:10we're going to keep him. But also, if it
3:34:13is worth 20,000, is wrong with you guys?
3:34:16How is this worth 20,000? Who's paying
3:34:18this?
3:34:20At least like a Charmander is cool. This
3:34:23is just a not even a Pokemon. And trust
3:34:25me, I've played Pokemon. I've played all
3:34:28five of the DS games. DSI? Yeah, DSI
3:34:32games. None of them had a big anime
3:34:34running around. But either way, let's
3:34:35see what we can get for this. We're just
3:34:37like a card shop.
3:34:38>> I have a feeling we're going to have to
3:34:39stop at like 20 different stores to find
3:34:40cuz who spends 20 on a card?
3:34:46>> Oh, I mean this place is legit as What
3:34:48is going on here?
3:34:50I'm not nah, bro. Okay, we're here.
3:34:53We'll ask. [music]
3:34:59>> This place is super popping. I'm curious
3:35:01as to what is happening. I did not know
3:35:03there's like this hole-in-the-wall
3:35:04trading card community. People going
3:35:07stupid here, bro.
3:35:08>> Uh, do you guys buy cards?
3:35:10>> Yeah.
3:35:11>> I want to sell this.
3:35:16>> Are you looking for cash or trade?
3:35:18>> What up? Are you looking for cash or
3:35:19>> cash?
3:35:21>> Just the one.
3:35:22>> Just one.
3:35:24>> Once he's done with the other one, he'll
3:35:26go ahead and get
3:35:27>> All right, cool. Thank you, sir. This
3:35:28place makes me very uncomfortable.
3:35:32>> Yeah, he's locked in, crunching the
3:35:34numbers, all that kind of good stuff.
3:35:36>> I'd have to pass it just cuz we don't
3:35:38have that much cash here.
3:35:39>> Oh, okay. No worries. Thank you, sir.
3:35:41>> If you want my if you want to bring it
3:35:42my other shop, the one on for Pati
3:35:44Flamingo,
3:35:45>> how much do you think they would give me
3:35:46for it? I mean, it would probably be
3:35:47like 75%.
3:35:50>> What's that mean?
3:35:51>> Uh, so like 75% of what like recent
3:35:53sales?
3:35:54>> Oh, word. I don't really know.
3:35:55>> They're kind of all like there's I mean
3:35:57the last two did 117 and 183.
3:36:01>> Do you think you would give me 75% of
3:36:0418?
3:36:05>> Probably not. There's like the the most
3:36:07recent one is July 19th for 117.
3:36:10>> The the other one
3:36:11>> Oh, we should have sold this one. The
3:36:12other one was in March. So like it
3:36:14probably be off of the most recent.
3:36:15>> Okay. Word. All right, cheers. Thank
3:36:16you, sir. I appreciate you,
3:36:18>> dude. Weed ourselves, bro. July 19th.
3:36:20That was like a few days ago. Honestly,
3:36:22I'm not in the mood for any of this
3:36:23right now. All right. All right. We got
3:36:26to I got to regroup. I asked Chad Jitty
3:36:28Bongrips the the the past sales for this
3:36:30card. The guy a there's a few problems.
3:36:33This card last sold at auction for
3:36:35$12,000. So, it sold for 10,000 12,000
3:36:3816,000 18,000 and then 11,000. So, A I
3:36:41would only get $7,500 or like $8,000,
3:36:43$9,000 for this card. Um, and B, these
3:36:47mother do I want to I I I would be, you
3:36:50know, going around town card shop to
3:36:52card shop basically be begging someone
3:36:54to buy my Pokemon card. So then the next
3:36:57thought was, okay, now we got to move on
3:37:00to selling this watch, you know, but I'm
3:37:03really crunching the numbers. I'm really
3:37:05thinking about this and I think I've
3:37:07lost the plot. It's becoming um very
3:37:09performative, per se, cuz what the am I
3:37:13doing selling a watch? I like this watch
3:37:14a lot. I actually really I would like if
3:37:16I got to keep this watch. So, the whole
3:37:19thing is like I would just be selling
3:37:20this watch to prove to you guys that I
3:37:22could make a little money flipping a
3:37:24watch. But, dude, the schemes, bro. The
3:37:27schemes are way too much work. Like, as
3:37:29much as I want to like prove that I can,
3:37:33you know, do these schemes, they've been
3:37:35a failure for for a long time now. We
3:37:38are in the whole so much money on this
3:37:40and now it's like what? I'm going to
3:37:42make $20,000. I would just be selling
3:37:44the watch to prove somewhat of a point
3:37:46that I don't even care about anymore. I
3:37:48don't care about any of this cuz what
3:37:50we're out and that's a lot actually.
3:37:52We're down $267,000.
3:37:54I'm not making that money back through
3:37:56little watch flipping in schemes. And we
3:37:59all know really the best and only
3:38:02easiest fastest way to fix a financial
3:38:05crisis.
3:38:08[music]
3:38:14>> How's it going?
3:38:15>> Um, did I borrow 100,000?
3:38:20>> Yes, please.
3:38:22>> Thank you so much. We've successfully
3:38:24got 100,000. But a problem that I'm now
3:38:28looking into is my bread and butter, as
3:38:30you guys know, is soccer. Like, I make
3:38:31[music] all my money from soccer. There
3:38:34is no soccer today. There's one WNBA
3:38:38game and an MLB game. I got to Okay, let
3:38:42me do a little bit of research. I guess
3:38:44this is a good test. Are you really a
3:38:47good sports better or can you only bet
3:38:48on soccer? A true test of my
3:38:50capabilities, per se? If a real sports
3:38:52bet, a real rich would be able to hammer
3:38:55anything.
3:38:57>> Long time no see.
3:38:58>> Long time no see. It's been a minute.
3:38:59How you doing, bro?
3:39:00>> It's my first bet back, bro. I've been
3:39:02gone for a month. Didn't place a single
3:39:04bet and it sucked. I feel like I I'm in
3:39:08such a good mood today cuz I'm gambling
3:39:10again. It's been forever.
3:39:11>> What we bet on?
3:39:12>> Um I want to do 100,000 on two leg
3:39:17parlay. First leg is Cubs money line.
3:39:19Okay. I've never bet on women's
3:39:22basketball before,
3:39:24but I believe I want to do Wait, let me
3:39:26check. And then the Portland Fire.
3:39:28>> Portland Fire.
3:39:30>> Oh, 160 on the Cubs. Bro, you guys
3:39:33areing me. You want 100 on there, you
3:39:36say?
3:39:36>> 100,000. Yeah.
3:39:38>> Oh, word. Dude, check that out, guys.
3:39:41100,000 to win.
3:39:43>> 225, so it pays 325.
3:39:45>> Yep.
3:39:46>> Oh, dude, that's so chill. All right.
3:39:48Yeah, let's do it. Oh, and I I'll
3:39:49explain to you guys um why we're doing
3:39:52this.
3:39:52>> There's a method behind the madness.
3:39:54Always. Of course. This is big money.
3:39:55This is technically my job.
3:39:57>> The Portland Fire are playing the
3:39:59Seattle Storm, which have only won six
3:40:01games this season. They're not good.
3:40:04Also, the Portland Fire have destroyed
3:40:06the Storm the last two times they
3:40:07played. So, going off the history
3:40:08repeats itself situation. And then the
3:40:10Cubs was my favorite team when I was in
3:40:12little league, so we're going with them.
3:40:16They're also good, I'm pretty sure. All
3:40:17right. Boom. We are so back, dude. The
3:40:21schemes, bro. Japan, everything, dude.
3:40:24There's so much in this. We stand to
3:40:27profit 225 and then we only need to make
3:40:29another 50 and we are done. All right.
3:40:31Word. Am I good? Should be good, bro.
3:40:32>> Cheers. Good luck.
3:40:34>> Good luck. Good luck, boys.
3:40:35>> Oh, here we go. Cup. Life is so good. I
3:40:38thought I was depressed for a little bit
3:40:40until I placed that bet. I'm not
3:40:42depressed, dude. I just hadn't gambled
3:40:44in so long. I wasn't sure if I had a
3:40:46hormone problem and like I was like in
3:40:48Japan just in a bad mood the whole time
3:40:51just cuz that's not my element, bro.
3:40:53That's like if you took a, you know, sea
3:40:55turtle and put it in like
3:40:59the Amazon rainforest. He's going to be
3:41:02depressed, bro.
3:41:03>> I typically dislike him, but this one's
3:41:05actually
3:41:05>> Look at this car, fellas. That's a be
3:41:07good for this guy. Whoever it is,
3:41:09>> got a sneaky bet here. Just kidding.
3:41:11There's noing secrets here, guys. But
3:41:13either way, they're going to be mad at
3:41:14me for showing this.
3:41:17Cubs fire. There's no soccer to bet on,
3:41:20but this will do.
3:41:23Just doing a little Snapchat. [laughter]
3:41:26That's my Snapchat, guys. Dude, my
3:41:28Snapchat is awesome. You know why it's
3:41:29awesome? Because I only post a YouTube
3:41:31video once every uh two months. Snapchat
3:41:35I Snapchat every single day, dude. And
3:41:38you know the cool thing about Snapchat
3:41:39is that you can get like the instant
3:41:43updates and if I like accidentally post
3:41:45a picture of my meat, that's the place
3:41:48it would be. It's not happening though.
3:41:50It did happen once though when I was in
3:41:52high school. Are you still rolling?
3:41:53>> Yes, bro. This is like where the good
3:41:55stuff happens.
3:41:56>> Something crazy is going to happen,
3:41:57[laughter] bro.
3:41:57>> All right, let's just walk around and
3:41:58see if anything crazy.
3:41:59>> Like that one joke happened like where
3:42:01you were like, I'm in a Mayback, dude.
3:42:03>> The birds and the [laughter] bees.
3:42:06This is where any
3:42:06>> This is so rare.
3:42:07>> Like nothing happens except here. You
3:42:09>> guys take a picture by our car.
3:42:11>> What? The Lambo?
3:42:12>> Yeah.
3:42:13>> Tough, bro.
3:42:14>> Yeah, I know.
3:42:15>> You ready?
3:42:16>> Yeah, we're
3:42:18>> I know. You guys should try it.
3:42:20>> Do you?
3:42:20>> No. No.
3:42:22>> Congratulations on the car, though.
3:42:25>> What the happened there?
3:42:27>> Yo, [laughter]
3:42:29that guy, bro. What the
3:42:31>> That's what I'm talking about.
3:42:33>> You're so right. Hey, the good stuff
3:42:34only have That was the weirdest thing. I
3:42:36go, "Yo, that's dope." Yeah, I know. All
3:42:40right. What a weird way to take it.
3:42:41[laughter]
3:42:41>> Oh, wait. Wait. That's totally not his
3:42:43car.
3:42:44>> Oh,
3:42:48[laughter]
3:42:48>> yo, he got us good, dude.
3:42:49>> He did get us.
3:42:52>> Either way, that guy, dude,
3:42:54>> those people are either [music] or on.
3:42:57>> You guys should strive to not be like
3:42:58that.
3:42:59>> All right, here we go. Cubs and um I
3:43:01forget whatever WNBA NBA team we bet on,
3:43:04but we all know that baseball is like
3:43:07the most boring thing on the planet to
3:43:09watch and you literally could not pay me
3:43:11to watch a WNBA game. Not happening. I'm
3:43:13a man of many schemes and many things
3:43:15and many I got to do, dude. Sports
3:43:18betting the the difference between like
3:43:20an addict and
3:43:22a successful professional sports better
3:43:25is do you let it consume you or not? So,
3:43:28we're going to the gym and then we're
3:43:29going to go collect our balloons
3:43:30afterwards. It's also too stressful,
3:43:32bro. You know, I'm not going to check
3:43:33the score once cuz the whole time, dude,
3:43:36your cortisol levels throughout 3 hours.
3:43:39If you spike your cortisol for 3 hours a
3:43:41day,
3:43:42what your team starts losing and then
3:43:44they win. What a waste of cortisol that
3:43:47was when you could have just not watched
3:43:48the game to start. So, we're getting
3:43:50ready for the gym. Pre-workout today
3:43:51we're doing this is like my favorite
3:43:53pre-workout, core power shake. And then
3:43:56also 80 grams of Rice Krispies. I know
3:43:59it's cereal, but Rice Krispies are very
3:44:02easy to digest and there's not a lot of
3:44:03processed. There's not that many
3:44:05ingredients. Anyways, we're going to
3:44:06guck this, go work out, and then go
3:44:07collect our deloons and that's a good
3:44:09day's work, dude. Imagine that. All that
3:44:12bull, months of work.
3:44:16I could have just done this one day. And
3:44:18it really made me um grateful for my
3:44:20abilities and talents in the States. My
3:44:23whole thing was like, oh, I don't want
3:44:24to do sports anymore. It's awesome. It's
3:44:25the best life ever. Working a job is
3:44:28pretty hard. The car dealership thing,
3:44:30you fun, you know, but holy was that a
3:44:33lot of work for $4,000.
3:44:38Yo, that's so fire. Shout out you more,
3:44:42bro. None on the ad. Just a logo.
3:44:47Yo, that so sick.
3:44:52Why not you? [music]
3:45:00[music]
3:45:05[music]
3:45:12[music]
3:45:21>> [music]
3:45:27>> stands there unfazed.
3:45:29That's lighting. The lighting over here
3:45:31is like
3:45:34It's probably a pretty good day's work.
3:45:37[sighs]
3:45:37>> Should we check the bet?
3:45:39>> Yeah. And the games aren't over yet,
3:45:41though. It's 6:30 now. I'm nervous. I
3:45:43was playing Nautilon pool. I forgot
3:45:46about the bet.
3:45:46>> I did not. That's all I can think about
3:45:48is ruining my workout. What's the score
3:45:50of the Cubs game?
3:45:54>> Cubs got smoked, dude.
3:45:57No, that was the easy leg, too. My
3:46:00favorite teaming and WNBA
3:46:04side smacked
3:46:06and the co Cubs really rinsed me. No,
3:46:10now we're so cooked. All right, that is
3:46:14no matter. We already knew that, you
3:46:16know, sometimes the chut doesn't hit the
3:46:18fan the way you want it to spoon around.
3:46:20So, we're going to have to figure out
3:46:22plan uh plan A squared. You know, plan A
3:46:25didn't work. Well, technically that was
3:46:26plan A squared for the tuna and the the
3:46:29the trucks was plan A squared for the
3:46:31first thing. So, it was plan A was the
3:46:33tuna. Trucks was plan A squared. Then we
3:46:35went on to plan A to the 3r. Now we're
3:46:39on plan A to the 4th, which it doesn't
3:46:41exist yet. I really thought that was
3:46:43going to work out. So, I'm here to take
3:46:45a marker.
3:46:46>> Okay. You have your players card?
3:46:48>> 50,000
3:46:50>> right here.
3:46:51>> Boom.
3:46:51>> If I get fired, make sure you get me on
3:46:54film so I can make some money.
3:46:56>> This time right here, please.
3:46:57>> All right. Right on. Cheers. Thank you
3:46:59so much.
3:47:00>> All right. Here we go, dude.
3:47:04>> Check that out, dude. So, we've maxed
3:47:06out our marker here, which is fine. And
3:47:09that's the way the pork chop swims
3:47:11sometimes, dude. Hi, how are you?
3:47:13>> Um, I wanted to do 50,000 on the Los
3:47:16Angeles Sparks money line.
3:47:19>> Oh, odds are even better here. Plus 215.
3:47:22All right, where? That's perfect.
3:47:24>> Did you win your bets yesterday?
3:47:26>> No, we got smoked. The Cubs us, bro. And
3:47:29that was the easy leg of the parlay.
3:47:31>> Oh, they only 25,000.
3:47:34>> What? All right. So, the the problem is
3:47:37The Rock only going to let us bet
3:47:39$25,000 on that, which is [ __ ] It's
3:47:41only plus 200, but that gives me a lot
3:47:43of confidence that it might be a turbo
3:47:46lock. Why do they not like that game?
3:47:48They always let you bet 100 200,000 on
3:47:50games like that. WNBA. I feel pretty
3:47:52good about this. So, watch. I have a
3:47:54plan.
3:48:00>> Hello.
3:48:02>> What up? Um, will you place a bet for
3:48:04me? Could you do uh 150,000 on the Los
3:48:09Angeles Sparks money line to beat the
3:48:12Valkyries
3:48:13today?
3:48:14>> Yeah, I can do that. I'll uh I'll get
3:48:16back to you.
3:48:17>> Um word and then just send me the slip
3:48:19when you do it. Uh it should be like
3:48:21plus 200 though.
3:48:23>> Okay. Yeah, I'll go do that now.
3:48:25>> Word. All right. Thank you, bro.
3:48:27Appreciate it. Boom. All right. So, we
3:48:29have I've honestly never been so
3:48:31confident in a plus 200. Okay. The clubs
3:48:34thing was stupid. Using my past
3:48:35childhood experiences for a bet is
3:48:38obviously not going to work. So, we've
3:48:39learned and we've adjusted. We're going
3:48:41to place the other 50 at the Bell
3:48:42because Red Rock A. Okay, that makes me
3:48:45confident. Red Rock would only take
3:48:4650,000 of or 25,000 of action. Why? What
3:48:50do they hate about it? Who knows? B. The
3:48:53Sparks are at home. They have N Oula
3:48:56Mikey 17 points a game against G.
3:48:58Williams 85% free throw. Bro, like this
3:49:01chick is badass.
3:49:04We're making the best of the situation.
3:49:05I'm a victim of my own circumstance. You
3:49:08know, the events of the last month have
3:49:10led me to be I have to be in on $200,000
3:49:13on a WNBA game. $200,000 to pay
3:49:17$600,000. That's 400 Banderinos
3:49:20Profarino. It's not easy, but as long as
3:49:23they win, then it's a then we're bailed
3:49:25out and I get to keep this watch.
3:49:27Everything's good, dude.
3:49:28>> Hi. [music]
3:49:29>> How are you?
3:49:29>> Good. How are you?
3:49:30>> Good. Good. And yourself?
3:49:32>> Welcome back.
3:49:33>> I don't got my card on me. I threw it
3:49:35away cuz I thought I was never coming
3:49:36back here.
3:49:37>> And you are looking for the sparks?
3:49:40Yeah.
3:49:40>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sparks money line.
3:49:42We'll do 50,000.
3:49:44>> Thank you so much. 50,000 to pay 150,000
3:49:49or to collect 150,000 plus 200. So
3:49:52200,000 to pay 600,000. That's a good
3:49:54day's work, dude. All right. Also, our
3:49:56friend Mr. Liam has gone in $15,000 with
3:49:59us and I'm I I don't know. Well, the
3:50:02game already started, so hold on. All
3:50:04right, here we go. It's a one-point
3:50:07game, dude. I You know, this is the
3:50:09first time I've ever actually watched an
3:50:10NBA WNBA game. Which team are we?
3:50:15>> Oh, we're black.
3:50:17It's pretty good one.
3:50:18>> We are hoping the Valkyrie is out cuz
3:50:20their star player was question.
3:50:24>> All right.
3:50:28Get comfortable, dude. [laughter] C
3:50:30Zindosini already has six points. This
3:50:33is supposed to not be playing.
3:50:37Oh my god, [screaming] bro. And we're
3:50:39just breaking. I mean, yeah, we're not
3:50:41winning. I asked Claude what the odds we
3:50:43win if she Wow. Anyways, quad said
3:50:46there's a 0% chance we win.
3:50:48>> Well, 20%. Oh my.
3:50:55>> If we place the bet now, we would have
3:50:57won double the money. We're plus 400.
3:50:59You think you could do well on the
3:51:00field?
3:51:03>> Yes. I think I not I wouldn't be the
3:51:05best player.
3:51:07>> I would probably score 12 points right
3:51:09now in this game. Dang, that girl's
3:51:12good. See, that's their star player.
3:51:14She's supposed to be out. These ladies
3:51:16are shooting better than NBA players.
3:51:20They're five for five. Please.
3:51:24Yeah. What?
3:51:26You guys just are thinking, "Wow, are
3:51:29you kidding me? They just drill another
3:51:31three." All right. I mean, we're down by
3:51:3313 point. Yeah, it's over, dude.
3:51:37>> Look at that.
3:51:39>> Who is that girl?
3:51:42They're insane.
3:51:46>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bro,
3:51:52these girls are demons.
3:51:58>> I [ __ ] hate the WA.
3:52:02Hate the WA.
3:52:07She could be a starter.
3:52:14[laughter]
3:52:16>> These chicks are dope. Oh my god, that
3:52:19was so sick. Honestly, bro, I I'll be
3:52:23the first one to say it. These WNBA
3:52:26women are pretty good. That Reese girl,
3:52:28Angel Reese is, Bro, she making
3:52:30everybody look bad.
3:52:33>> Nion ring. You guys stay connected.
3:52:40>> I've got an idea. I've got a real good
3:52:42idea. I'm going to fix this whole
3:52:44situation. All right. Do you think this
3:52:46is tip bait? Julie says she delivers
3:52:49Uber Eats to help support like her kids
3:52:52and she's facing eviction. It seems like
3:52:55tip bait, but what if she's dead? Then
3:52:57we could give her a big tip, get some
3:52:59good karma, change the outcome of this
3:53:01game. They feel the
3:53:03>> What's your vibe on that
3:53:05>> as in yours? Cameraman Edwards,
3:53:08>> not the audience.
3:53:09>> No. Well, let's rate her face.
3:53:12>> Now you can get AT&T wireless.
3:53:14>> Well, then you're just becoming a bad
3:53:16person. What if she looks good enough?
3:53:18We [laughter]
3:53:19>> This God
3:53:21>> talking to you, the big man upstairs. I
3:53:23need this to ROI, bro. Not like like
3:53:26Okay, it's great. We like giving away
3:53:28money. I I I I the lady's great. Please
3:53:31give throw me a bone. Make the Los
3:53:34Angeles team win.
3:53:37Oh, he hear me. Okay. Okay, baby. That
3:53:39was a sign. He's like, "All right, I'll
3:53:40give you one bucket for the idea, two
3:53:42buckets when she gets closer, 10
3:53:44buckets." All right, let's see how much
3:53:46this is. All right, this is $3,800.
3:53:50That's all it costs for my parlay to
3:53:52hit. All right, we'll give it to her.
3:53:53You know, it's a worthwhile investment.
3:53:55I need this lady to get here so I can I
3:53:57think God thinks I'm capping right now.
3:53:58All right, this is a pretty big
3:54:00curveball.
3:54:02The lady cancelled the order. What are
3:54:05the odds, bro? We were going to tip her
3:54:07$3,800
3:54:09and she cancelled the order and now this
3:54:12is the new guy.
3:54:14>> Oh, that was such a generational fumble
3:54:16and she had no idea.
3:54:19>> Please, please, please.
3:54:23>> We so lost, bro. That was soing.
3:54:28Now we got to
3:54:30>> we have nine minutes until he's here.
3:54:32>> It's the third quarter, so we're going
3:54:34to need to keep it close enough so that
3:54:35good karma can kick in.
3:54:41>> Oh god, what are you doing? [screaming]
3:54:46She just gave up. Oh, that was the worst
3:54:48defense I've ever seen. She fully gave
3:54:50up on that.
3:54:51>> Okay, well these girls don't even want
3:54:53to win, though. Now, this karma, we
3:54:55actually have to just do it so I don't
3:54:56get struck in down by the the big man
3:55:00upstairs because no matter what, you
3:55:03know, we're not winning this game. But I
3:55:05already said I would do it and know if I
3:55:07don't do it, I'm going to get strucken
3:55:08down. Dude, that's the worst case
3:55:10scenario.
3:55:14>> We should scare him.
3:55:16>> Yeah, we should do one of those pranks
3:55:17where we get like fake guns. HDR
3:55:19[clears throat]
3:55:20and then we like hold them on the ground
3:55:22and like here you go, bro.
3:55:25>> Or that one prank [clears throat] they
3:55:26played on George Floyd.
3:55:29>> Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. And I
3:55:30had a tip for you cuz the last lady
3:55:32canceled on it super hard, so I wanted
3:55:34to give you this. We were really excited
3:55:35about it. So, here's 4,000 bucks.
3:55:37>> No, no, no.
3:55:37>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm serious. It's for you.
3:55:38It's for real money. I swear to God.
3:55:40Everything. Yeah.
3:55:41>> Sure.
3:55:41>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really appreciate
3:55:42you.
3:55:43>> No. No.
3:55:44>> Yeah. No. I'm serious. You got to take
3:55:45it. It's worth real money.
3:55:47Oh, for real?
3:55:49>> Is it real?
3:55:50>> It's real. I swear to God, it's really
3:55:51go to the bank right now. It'll be going
3:55:53through and everything.
3:55:53>> Thanks so much. You'll make my day,
3:55:55guys.
3:55:55>> Cheers. Have a good one. I appreciate
3:55:56your time. Right on. Have a good one,
3:55:58bro.
3:55:59>> Thank you, sir.
3:56:02>> Yo, he said, "God bless you."
3:56:04>> He said, "God bless you."
3:56:06>> What's the score? What's the score?
3:56:08They're going to hit a three. Crazy run
3:56:10starts down. Come on.
3:56:20No. Right. Yes. Yes.
3:56:27>> Please, bro. Please. Please. Please. Oh
3:56:30my god. This would be elastic.
3:56:33>> Yeah.
3:56:34>> Come on, ladies. The blonde needs to go
3:56:37though. She's really bad cuz the women
3:56:39are like half men. Um why would you have
3:56:42a blonde? That's a cold one. You don't
3:56:44want that in a basketball game.
3:56:46>> Hey, go to work. Come on.
3:56:49[screaming]
3:56:51Come on.
3:56:53Four point game. He's miss right. Yes.
3:56:58Rebound. Rebound. Come on.
3:57:02>> Please, bro. A four-point game with 2
3:57:04minutes 30 seconds left.
3:57:10A [screaming]
3:57:12come on. Come on. Come on. Please,
3:57:16please. We got the momentum. Oh my god.
3:57:19Please, please, please, please.
3:57:23No. Son,
3:57:27[screaming]
3:57:32come on. Get a stop.
3:57:34>> One stop, bro.
3:57:38>> Yes. Good job.
3:57:40What are you doing? [screaming]
3:57:41What are you?
3:57:43>> Oh my god. That was it. Oh, that was it.
3:57:48No.
3:57:56>> We needed to not turn that over. We had
3:57:57the ball, bro.
3:58:07one of the sharp shooters,
3:58:10>> bro.
3:58:15All right, we're on the uh plan A to the
3:58:18fifth, I believe, which is not optimal.
3:58:21I I I I I have one last moonshot lock.
3:58:26You got to You got to let me just play
3:58:28one place one bet and then I'm done.
3:58:34Then I'm done. Then the YouTube video is
3:58:36concluded. No, I I swear it it I swear
3:58:40this is the last bet of
3:58:42>> All right, send just send me what you
3:58:43want. Don't Don't put a lot of money on
3:58:44it.
3:58:45>> 125,000.
3:58:46>> Oh my gosh. You're going to be out of
3:58:48money.
3:58:49>> I I'm going to be out of money either
3:58:51way, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude. Trust
3:58:52me. This is It's a log.
3:58:54>> Sounds good. Send me the slipper when
3:58:56you want.
3:58:57>> All right. Word. Thank you.
3:58:59>> It's a long. All right. I'll see you.
3:59:01>> This is a long shot.
3:59:04>> I The plan now. There's no strategy.
3:59:07There's no plan. The only WNBA game
3:59:10tomorrow is the Toronto Tempo versus the
3:59:14Atlanta Dream. And the tempo are plus
3:59:16525.
3:59:18Like, it is so cooked. We are soing
3:59:22cooked. This should not count against my
3:59:24sports betting resume. Usually I'm
3:59:26pretty good, but I I don't know WNBA and
3:59:28I'm betting underdogs. I bet two 200,000
3:59:31on a dog today and now I have to bet
3:59:34125,000 on a plus 500 WNBA dog. It's
3:59:38going to lose, but it's a it's a
3:59:41moonshot, bro. Bro, we this like is
3:59:44getting really bad. Yo,
3:59:47[laughter]
3:59:50how crazy would that be?
3:59:53>> All right, big day. Our Hail Mary. Uh,
3:59:56the game starts in 1 minute. So, there's
3:59:58good news and bad news. Our best player
4:00:01is out. But the good news is I found out
4:00:05we're playing against Angel Reese, the
4:00:08brick of the WNBA. So, anyways, our odds
4:00:11have now gone. We We should have waited
4:00:13to place the bet. Look at this. Our
4:00:17odds are plus 650 now, which means we
4:00:19would have made would have made another
4:00:21like $200,000 after they win if we
4:00:24waited to place the bet till now. But
4:00:26it's no matter. 750 is 750,000.
4:00:29But I also decided this is too
4:00:31stressful. So what I'm doing is I'm
4:00:33going to come back. I'm not watching the
4:00:35first half of the game. I'm going to
4:00:36come back during halftime or maybe even
4:00:38the fourth quarter cuz you don't need
4:00:40the first three quarters is just a waste
4:00:41of your time. We're just going to come
4:00:43back and check and watch the last
4:00:45quarter of the game.
4:00:49So, I'm going to go work out now.
4:00:51All right. I'm not feeling great about
4:00:54this. We're needing a Angel Reese to uh
4:00:58choke is all we need, which is really
4:01:00not that big of a deal.
4:01:01>> Dude, why are you wet?
4:01:07>> All right, come on. Quit dragging it. Is
4:01:09that the third quarter just ended?
4:01:10>> Yep. Dude, that'd be soing
4:01:13sick
4:01:15if they're just up by 20 points.
4:01:18750 racks. Then then I'm rich again
4:01:24and all my sol problems are solved.
4:01:26Liam's in seven bandos on this bet.
4:01:33All right, here we go. Toronto Tempo.
4:01:36Oh, they're showing the Toronto Tempo
4:01:37highlight reel. Boom. Oh, wait. Is that
4:01:40us? Oh, that is us. Oh, yeah, dude. We
4:01:43look good. Oh, right now my 13. Okay,
4:01:46that's not terrible. We can totally win.
4:01:51What are um It's been a while. I've been
4:01:54editing this video for the last like
4:01:57at least two weeks, so we just finished
4:02:00it. I'm exhausted. Also, side note, I
4:02:03did not find out about Udy and Liam
4:02:06stealing my watches until the editing
4:02:09process of this video. They told me and
4:02:11at first when I found that out, I was I
4:02:14mean, I was actually reasonably angry
4:02:15about it, but then I got to thinking and
4:02:17A, it's not that big of a deal. It's
4:02:19just a few watches. You know, I have
4:02:21plenty of other watches. B, they just
4:02:23meant good. You know, I in a literal
4:02:26sense one time stole $125,000 from Liam
4:02:29to gamble for him and I lost, but you
4:02:33know, they just were trying to do me a
4:02:36favor, you know, and they thought that
4:02:37they were going to make me money, you
4:02:38know, we're in this together. Um, and
4:02:42also C, I would have bet on France, too.
4:02:44I thought France was absolutely going to
4:02:45beat Spain. I'm still kind of can't
4:02:47believe they didn't beat Spain. So, I'm
4:02:48totally over it. Also, let me know how
4:02:50you guys like the 4hour video format.
4:02:53It's pretty brutal to film. It was
4:02:55definitely the hardest uh thing I've had
4:02:57to film. I was extremely ambitious with
4:02:59the whole thing, you know, that whole
4:03:01trip and whatnot. I really thought it
4:03:03was going to work out genuinely. Uh but
4:03:05we ended up just losing like $800,000.
4:03:09And that's kind of the way to cookie
4:03:10crumbles. But either way, I wasn't
4:03:11planning on filming an outro for this
4:03:13video, but I thought it was important to
4:03:15take a moment and take a a step back.
4:03:17And I just wanted to thank God. Yes, the
4:03:20big man upstairs. Because truly all
4:03:24things good in my life I can credit to
4:03:27Jesus Christ and since giving my life to
4:03:29him it's difficult. It's like adding the
4:03:31gym into your life where you know every
4:03:33day I have something to work towards and
4:03:35you know you go in and out of phases and
4:03:36you'll I'll never be as good as Jesus
4:03:38Christ but every day I can work harder
4:03:40to be more like him. Kind of like when
4:03:42you're in a gym. It's infinitely
4:03:43difficult and infinitely rewarding. And
4:03:45I can honestly say that my life has
4:03:47never been better since giving my heart
4:03:49to Jesus Christ. And although I'm still
4:03:50far from perfect and I have my struggles
4:03:53and I'm a total, you know, piece of
4:03:56generally speaking still, uh, I've came
4:03:58a long ways and I'm really glad I've
4:04:00given up a lot of the craziness that we
4:04:02used to do. So, I just wanted to take a
4:04:04moment and say thank you God for
4:04:06everything. You know, I don't talk about
4:04:08God on camera too much. Um, and I
4:04:10thought I should more because he is my
4:04:12life, you know. And so I I was planning
4:04:15on doing a book of toi for the outro of
4:04:18this video, but I got to thinking, why
4:04:20am I always talking about my ideas? I'm
4:04:22always talking about this is what I
4:04:23think and this is where I got to where I
4:04:25am. But at the end of the day, I don't
4:04:27know anything. And who does know
4:04:28everything is God, Jesus Christ. He made
4:04:31us. He's the creator of this planet. Um
4:04:34whether you like it or not, [snorts] I
4:04:36think it's pretty cool. But either way,
4:04:37he did and he knows in a literal sense
4:04:40everything, which is pretty sick. So
4:04:43either way, dude, what I have to say
4:04:45today, we're going to see what God has
4:04:47to say. So I've got my Bible here. I'm
4:04:50pretty excited about this. Um, and I
4:04:54don't know. I didn't really have a plan
4:04:55for this whole thing. So I was kind of
4:04:57thinking I'm just going to open to a
4:04:58random page in the Bible, read a
4:05:00passage, and I have a feeling that God
4:05:02is going to open me up to a page that is
4:05:04a passage that's, you know, maybe I
4:05:06needed to hear or you needed to hear or
4:05:08whatever it might be. So here we go.
4:05:12Oh, wait. That has a bookmark in it.
4:05:13That's where I'm at. Okay. Wait. All
4:05:16right. Random page. All right. We just
4:05:19experienced a sneaky distraction from
4:05:22the devil. Um, I've recorded that whole
4:05:25Bible thing. Went upstairs to edit it.
4:05:27The file got corrupted. So, we're going
4:05:29back to it. That's super weird. That's
4:05:31never in my life happened that a file
4:05:33got corrupted off of the SD card. Dude,
4:05:36devil going to try and make us not
4:05:37spread the gospel. Here we are. A lot of
4:05:40people don't love the Jesus talk and
4:05:42whatnot. And if you don't like me
4:05:44talking about God, then you can stop
4:05:45watching. I actually think I'm going to
4:05:46start doing a lot more of this because I
4:05:48don't use my platform to talk about God
4:05:49frequently. And I feel like I should
4:05:51because he saved my life. And I used to
4:05:53be a big time hater. Well, I mean, okay,
4:05:54let's be so real, dude. A lot of you
4:05:56church bros are are kind of giving it a
4:05:59bad look. Like you you're nerds. You
4:06:02know what I mean? And I'm not saying
4:06:03that's a bad thing. I'm just saying, you
4:06:04know, when I was like a younger kid and
4:06:06I was worried about like looking cool
4:06:07and whatnot, I didn't want to be a
4:06:09melon. And sometimes, you know, church
4:06:11bros kind of seem like come off like
4:06:12melons. That's just the fact of the
4:06:13matter. Either way, [clears throat] so
4:06:16we are on Matthew 7:12.
4:06:20This one is about judging. No particular
4:06:23reason my eyes went to this one. Um, but
4:06:27hopefully some of you guys benefit from
4:06:30this passage. All right. Judge not that
4:06:33you be not judged. For with the judgment
4:06:35you pronounce, you will be judged. And
4:06:36with the measure you use, it will be
4:06:38measured to you. Why do you see the
4:06:40speck that's in your brother's eye, but
4:06:41you not but you do not notice the log
4:06:43that is in your own eye? Or how can you
4:06:45say to your brother, "Let me take the
4:06:48speck out of your eye when there's a log
4:06:50in your own eye. You hypocrite. First
4:06:52take the log out of your own eye, and
4:06:54then you will see clearly to take the
4:06:55speck out of your brother's eye." Do not
4:06:57give dogs what is holy and do not throw
4:06:59your pearls before pigs. Least they
4:07:01trample them underfoot and turn to
4:07:03attack you.
4:07:06There it is, dude. The word of Jesus
4:07:08right there. The holiest of holy, the
4:07:11goat of goats, the most glorious of
4:07:13glamorous, the one and only, the highest
4:07:15power, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
4:07:18All right, I hope you guys enjoyed that.
4:07:19And like I said, I'm going to be doing a
4:07:21lot more stuff talking about the Bible
4:07:23just cuz I think it's awesome. On my
4:07:24second channel, I plan on doing like
4:07:26real long Bible studies. Um, we just
4:07:29don't have time for it in this video,
4:07:31but I thought I would finish off this
4:07:32video with a prayer. Um, well, I
4:07:34actually filmed the prayer the first
4:07:36time, so it's going to be weird praying
4:07:38twice, uh, doing the same thing cuz the
4:07:40file got corrupted, but either way, I
4:07:42guess we'll change it up a little bit.
4:07:44[clears throat] All right. And don't be
4:07:46making fun of how I prayer because, you
4:07:49know, I don't got the big language like
4:07:52the goat level Christians yet. You know,
4:07:54I just talk to God how I kind of
4:07:55normally would talk. So, I don't sound
4:07:57as professional as a lot of you guys.
4:07:58Here goes nothing. What up, God? Um, I
4:08:01just wanted to take this time to say
4:08:02thank you for the opportunity to uh wake
4:08:05up every day and seize the day and that
4:08:08I'm able to pursue my dreams and the
4:08:10unconditional support of all my fans and
4:08:13you even though I don't necessarily
4:08:15deserve it is humbling. But today I
4:08:18mostly wanted to pray for the person
4:08:19watching this video. I pray that uh the
4:08:23person watching this video, you give
4:08:25them clarity and peace over the next six
4:08:28months and direction in what they want
4:08:31to do with their life because as a young
4:08:33man uh there's an immense amount of
4:08:35pressure to um you know become somebody
4:08:40and even more so take care of your
4:08:42future family, maybe your current
4:08:44family. Unfortunately,
4:08:47you really only have
4:08:49uh yourself and and God. And of course,
4:08:53you have friends, but you know, everyone
4:08:55struggles with their own problems. And
4:08:57at the end of the day, it's on you to
4:08:58become great. So, God, I pray you give
4:09:01them the vision and the clarity that
4:09:02they need. Maybe snap a vision into
4:09:04their head of what they should be doing.
4:09:07I know my viewers, they work hard.
4:09:09They're willing to row the boat if you
4:09:10just give them the opportunity and give
4:09:12them the wisdom to play their cards
4:09:14correctly. I pray that you walk with
4:09:15them on their journey. Life is scary.
4:09:18Sometimes it almost feels impossible,
4:09:20especially being in the phase of getting
4:09:23the car out of the mud, per se, when you
4:09:25don't have the ball rolling on much
4:09:27stuff. It's very difficult, God. And I
4:09:29know you know that and it's built like
4:09:31that by design, but I just pray that you
4:09:33give the viewer the strength to
4:09:35um accomplish what they're supposed to
4:09:37become. All right. Thanks, God. All
4:09:41right. Cheers, dude. That was bizarre.
4:09:43you know, kind of regurgitating the same
4:09:45prayer because I know God got the
4:09:46message the first time because he was
4:09:47listening the first time, but you guys
4:09:48didn't see it. It's also really cool to
4:09:50post God's stuff because a lot of you
4:09:52guys are goat level Christians. You guys
4:09:53watch me for uh entertainment or
4:09:55whatever it might be, but a lot of you
4:09:56guys are super supportive and uh helpful
4:09:59in my walk with faith. Uh cuz sometimes
4:10:01I'm struggling, dude. I'm well, I'm I'm
4:10:03struggling frequently in my walk with
4:10:05Christ. It's just cool to kind of go on
4:10:07that journey with you guys and bring you
4:10:09along and I can learn a lot from you
4:10:11guys. So, I appreciate you guys a ton
4:10:12for the support. I hope you enjoyed this
4:10:14video. Um, and that's for that for this
4:10:16one. Peace.