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CATCHING A $3,000,000 TUNA

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0:00I'm not even going to sell it, bro. I'm

0:01just going to have a swim around in a

0:02[music] fish tank in my house.

0:04>> $3.2 million. $3.2 million.

0:08>> $3.2 million US.

0:10>> $3.1 million for Single Pacific [music]

0:13Blue Fin tuna.

0:19>> The prize was far higher than his own

0:21previous record.

0:33But I also have some other business

0:35schemes [music] that could possibly be

0:36executed in Japan.

0:56I've got pretty good reason to believe

0:57that I am one of the best gamblers on

0:59the planet. You know, if you've been

1:01watching my past videos and follow me on

1:04all my other platforms, you guys know

1:05that between soccer and sponsorships,

1:08I'm up about $6 million in the last 2

1:10months.

1:13Boom. Boom. Holy. Get the phone out.

1:19[screaming]

1:23>> 4.8 million, bro.

1:26>> What? Crazy, bro.

1:28>> Dude, it doesn't feel real. Five. I've

1:30never seen What's the most?

1:36>> And that's pretty good. And it's dope.

1:38Life is good. I am extremely grateful

1:40and blessed for that opportunity. But I

1:42will admit sometimes it does feel like I

1:44have a slightly higher calling or a

1:47higher potential. I got these big dreams

1:49and sometimes there it feels like

1:51there's more out there for me than you

1:53know always picking what soccer team is

1:56going to win. I love gambling but I got

1:58too many schemes to be focused on what

2:01I've already conquered. That being

2:03gambling. I've already conquered

2:04gambling. I made tens of million

2:06millions of dollars in that industry.

2:08It's just like I don't know. I'm ready

2:10for the next. For example, my uh most

2:12recent inspiration is I saw this guy on

2:14TikTok. He caught a tuna. This Japanese

2:17mother caught a tuna. It sold for $3

2:19million. Not yen. $3 million United

2:23States dollars for one fish. Are you

2:26kidding me? That's incredible. He's

2:27making the news. $3 million fish retired

2:30off of tuna. It's legendary. What a

2:32story is that? And I have been deeply

2:34inspired by that guy. I want to catch

2:36the world record fish, dude. So, that's

2:38my new plan is I'm going to Japan. I'm

2:40going to catch the maxoon fish. As long

2:42as it's worth $3.2 million, I am to go.

2:45And I actually did do some research on

2:46this. It's really just luck of the draw.

2:49Like, it's very feasible to catch a $3.2

2:51million fish. All I got to do is spend

2:53like, you know, flights, the crew,

2:55renting boats, tools, supplies, things

2:58of that nature. I I add it all up. Maybe

3:00if I invested $200,000 into this, it

3:02would be on the table that I would catch

3:04a 3 $4 million fish. And you know,

3:06obviously there's some luck involved,

3:08but you know what they say is you can't

3:09win the lottery if you don't make enough

3:11money to buy the ticket, boy. And I'm

3:13buying the ticket right now. I also

3:15have, actually, this is very exciting. I

3:17have a lot of schemes. I've been

3:18churning these schemes for a long time.

3:20I've not filmed in forever. I've just

3:21been locked in a sports betting dungeon

3:23for a decently long time now. And these

3:26ideas have been a brewin. But they're

3:27pretty elaborate. So, I'm gonna need

3:28some help. Check this out. I'm really

3:30excited about this. I've decided that

3:32I'm gonna assemble the boys. The Scheme

3:34Land boys. Dude, we call it the Scheme

3:37Squad. What? Well, I mean, that was kind

3:38of Scheme Squad. It's all right. You

3:41know, my friends Udy and Liam, the

3:44homies from back in Schemland. I know

3:46some people were talking about us as a

3:48team, but I'll be honest, I think we

3:49work really well as a team. The general

3:51thesis is we need to make $20,000

3:54utilizing resources

3:57that we have. Boom. I mean, just look at

4:00the land. If you really look like

4:02throughout this whole place, the whole

4:03house, no one sleeps in there. It reeks

4:05of piss. So, I'm thinking you guys go in

4:06there and take out the fridge, sell the

4:08fridge.

4:08>> We're utilizing the resources of the

4:10house. We got our gear to essentially

4:14scrap the house for precious metals and

4:18woods. [music]

4:25And through the power of hard work and

4:28friendship, I think we can do anything.

4:30And I really truly genuinely believe

4:31that. For all of you guys that are like

4:33super committed to sports life and

4:34whatnot, don't worry. I'm not going

4:35anywhere. But for the time being, I am

4:38taking a break so that I can focus cuz

4:40this is actually dead ass. The sports

4:42betting is very, very, very draining.

4:45Bro, these games are so long. If you

4:48place two bets in a day, you now have

4:50spent 6 hours that day with your

4:52cortisol through Mars. Look, I'm losing

4:54hair from it. And it's like all day,

4:56every day, I can't get anything done,

4:58you I hardly have time to work out if

5:00I'm, you know, too busy gambling and

5:03all. Well, not gambling, it's sports

5:05betting. So, it's like, I guess

5:07predicting, per se. But either way, I've

5:09made the executive decision to take a

5:10break from that for this video so that I

5:12can really focus on the fishing because

5:13this is a good life lesson is if you're

5:15going to embark on something, you got to

5:17give it your 100%.

5:19And that's what I always do. Everything

5:21I do, I go in with my whole heart, 100%

5:24balls to the wall or it's never going to

5:26work. I got big dreams and I will noting

5:29lose on this endeavor, bro. I am locked

5:32in like never before. Check out them

5:34biceps. You see these chains? You see

5:36these dumber vision glasses? I am locked

5:39in on them fishes, bro. This is my

5:41retirement toy. One of one. Who did it

5:44better than him? No one. He retired off

5:46a big fish. But you know what I'm going

5:48to do? I'm going to catch a $4 million

5:50tuna and I'm not even going to sell it,

5:52bro. I'm just going to have a swim

5:53around in a fish tank in my house like a

5:55piece of art cuz I'm really him. No, I'm

5:57just kidding. I'm definitely going to

5:57sell it. $4 million. That is a lot of

5:59money. You can do a lot with that. All

6:01right, I am getting way ahead of myself

6:02though. First, I got to assemble the

6:04Scheme Squad. It's growing on me. Scheme

6:07squad. Scheme squad.

6:10>> New

6:13>> dude, what are you? Carter, are you not

6:15fond of our past business ventures

6:17>> right now? You quit your jobs.

6:20No, no, no, no. Shane, Shane, you and

6:22you owe me.

6:23>> I got sticky nose.

6:25>> Just just on there.

6:28>> No, no, no. No more permanent markers.

6:31>> All right. All right.

6:33>> I swear to God,

6:35>> guys.

6:38>> No. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

6:41>> That says 8 million. I'm at 80,000.

6:43>> It's already on there. What the are you

6:46doing?

6:47>> You go. You go.

6:48>> This one's better.

6:48>> Hi, guys. What art booty? You got your

6:51new watch on?

6:52>> Yeah, actually I just got it today.

6:54>> Is it everything you hoped and dreamed

6:56for?

6:58>> Um, honestly, no, cuz I'm still alone

7:01and

7:03[laughter]

7:03>> Okay. Well, I don't have a solution for

7:06that. But I do have actually a very

7:08exciting thing that I think um you guys

7:10would be interested in embarking on with

7:12me. So, thank you for hopping on the

7:14call. It's been a long time since we hit

7:15the scheme board with all the fellas.

7:18All

7:20right, here we go. New schemes, bigger

7:22dreams. Boom. All right, this one I have

7:25estimated about a million dollars payout

7:27per partner, but I would like to

7:29emphasize it's about more than the

7:30money. I'm on this new awoken of trying

7:32to accomplish something that's like

7:34really dope and going to be remembered

7:35forever. Like leave my mark on a planet

7:36kind of. I mean, a million dollars is

7:37cool, but there's more to this.

7:40The squad is what we're calling it. It's

7:42good to have everybody back. And I think

7:44with the power of our hard work and

7:46friendship that we really can't do

7:47anything. This is really the the dream

7:48team and I don't think that is to be

7:50discredited. I think everybody has an

7:52important role in making the whole

7:53operation work. So we kind of need

7:54everybody to be on board here. All

7:55right, moving on to the good stuff here.

7:57First, let's go over the like the most

7:58exciting like the main thing that we're

7:59kind of going to be doing. Latuna. The

8:00tuna is exciting because okay, so this

8:02guy on the right hand side here, this

8:03was about 6 months ago. World record

8:05tuna. He caught it and it sold for $3.2

8:08million, not yen. United States dollars.

8:11He's rich as now. Retired. 3 million is

8:13the biggest that's ever been caught,

8:14right? The goal would be to catch the

8:15biggest one ever and then we're legends.

8:16Obviously, the cons of this is is we

8:18might not catch the fish, but life's a

8:20gamble. So, this is like, you know,

8:21we're going for like the big hit, right?

8:23This is retirement. This is really what

8:24we're going for. But in the background,

8:26we can also work on lit trucks. So, on

8:27average, these trucks in Japan, they

8:29sell for 30 cents on the dollar. They

8:31don't make them in the US is the

8:32problem. The demand is through the roof.

8:34Like, for example, the guys that detail

8:35my car were looking for one of these

8:36trucks. They couldn't get one because

8:37they don't make them out here. And

8:38people will pay a ton of money for

8:39these. They're like perfect work trucks,

8:40very reliable. Say we put in $50,000, we

8:42sell them for 4x. There's no risk on

8:44this. It's just guaranteed money. And

8:46say we sell all the trucks, then we can

8:48go back to Japan, get more of them, send

8:49them back, and it's like a passive

8:51income thing. Uh, aside from like, you

8:53know, going to Japan and getting the

8:54trucks. I think it could turn into like

8:56a real business and like over time kind

8:58of like make us money in the background,

8:59but then we reinvest that. Maybe we try

9:00and catch the tuna again. Like use this

9:02money, go back, catch a tuna, make more

9:04money here, go back, catch a tuna. The

9:05realistic timeline for this is we got to

9:07move fast. So tomorrow we would go to

9:09Japan. We would be back here in one week

9:11once the big fish is caught like it's

9:12caught. You know, it's kind of like if

9:14you were spinning a slot and only four

9:15only three people could max win, you

9:16would want to be spinning the the slot

9:18first is like a good way.

9:19>> You said tomorrow

9:20>> like in 10 hours type situation.

9:22>> Well, I I'll be the first one to just

9:26say I don't want to. Sorry.

9:29>> Well, okay. Let me finish the thing.

9:30This is also a a good opportunity for

9:32fun. You only live once. Um the World

9:34Cup happens again. The Scheme squad can

9:36only come around once in a lifetime. And

9:38we have the golden opportunity that we

9:39are the best schemers in the entire

9:41world and I think we can do anything.

9:43What do you guys think?

9:44>> Like I said, I'm I'm already out. I uh

9:46I'm going to LAR the World Cup. And

9:48actually that's Dude, Japan is always

9:51around. Are the tuna going anywhere? Are

9:53they going extinct or something? It's

9:55like

9:56>> the World Cup's only every four years.

9:58>> Yeah.

10:00>> Well, yeah, but I mean it's not but the

10:04fish could they die or maybe they get

10:05smaller. Things change. What doesn't

10:07change the World Cup? Okay. Well, dude,

10:09fine. You then I'm doing it. I I'm doing

10:12it one way or another. Uh

10:13>> I figured you were going to do it.

10:16>> Carter, what do you think?

10:18>> I uh man, I don't know that. All right,

10:22I'll pay for your flight.

10:24>> Oh, but we're leaving.

10:26>> I already assumed that was what was

10:28happening.

10:29>> No, you're going to make tomorrow and

10:32pay for our own flight.

10:33>> Yes, [laughter]

10:34bro. You have to the [clears throat]

10:3620,000 is to get

10:37>> dude. Also, side note, Liam has just

10:40been there like mewing

10:43this [laughter] whole entire he has not

10:45broken frame once.

10:47>> Okay. Well, I know Liam

10:48>> This is crazy.

10:49>> Liam and I have talked about this

10:51before. So, Liam's in.

10:53>> I'm definitely out because it's like

10:54this is I've already got a scheme. You

10:56know, this is a pretty big scheme. Evil

10:58is like a big big old thing, you know.

11:00>> Dude, I'm going to be honest. I don't

11:01think you're going to catch a fish. It's

11:03It's a gamble, bro. What do you mean you

11:05don't think you sound like my comment

11:08section? It

11:09>> I'll bet [laughter] you I'll bet you

11:11that catch the fish, bro. Are youing

11:13kidding me?

11:13>> Doesn't Isn't Jacob running his own

11:15business, too?

11:16>> Um, sort of. But yeah, I'm totally sold.

11:19I think we should go over there.

11:21[laughter]

11:21>> Jacob's boat. There's boats over there

11:25right now trying to catch the big one.

11:27>> This is balls farter. He's already got a

11:29business. He's putting it on pause

11:31because he's dreaming big. It's just a

11:33little early, a little late notice is

11:35all.

11:35>> Dude, Carter, if you were getting raped

11:37right now,

11:39>> what what would you do this very second?

11:51[music]

11:51>> Look, they got the uh well, a they got

11:53the Eiffel Tower here, but also look,

11:56they got the San Do you see that? The

11:57San Francisco

11:59bridges.

12:01What's up with that? Japan just stealing

12:03the swag from every other country. But

12:05either way, we are in, you guessed it,

12:07Japan. I am kind of bummed that Farter,

12:10Udie, and uh Liam, we're not into it.

12:13Well, it just sucks cuz it's like those

12:14are my best friends, and I really want

12:16them to get rich. And they're not into

12:17it. I don't know what's wrong with them.

12:18What they say, you can lead the horse to

12:20water, but you can't make a drink.

12:21That's the story of my life. I guess

12:23them. I don't need them anyways. Well,

12:24actually, not all my friends. Dball.

12:25Jacob is here. Jacob's going to make it,

12:27dude. He's with the schemes. He's with

12:29the fishing. He's with the Japan. He's

12:31open to new ideas. So, we got a big week

12:32ahead of us. What's on the agenda? First

12:34of all, first and foremost, we got to

12:36get new clothes because oddly enough, in

12:39my head, when I was like, "Oh, we're

12:41going to Japan." I imagined it would be

12:42nighttime and rainy the whole time. So,

12:45the only clothes that I brought is the

12:47airplane clothes and mying Well, I'll

12:50just show you guys. Look, I mean, it's

12:52it's like, okay, a none of you guys knew

12:54this. 90° and sunny in Japan.

12:58You look like the Asian Michelin man.

13:00>> Yo, don't know about this. This is

13:03actually not a joke. I mean, look, guys.

13:04All I've packed is we have needles,

13:08Zins,

13:09three pairs of underwear, my Bible.

13:12Shout out God for this Japan trip. Shout

13:14out God for making this. God did, bro.

13:18Amen.

13:22This ising crazy.

13:25Holy.

13:27Dude, these people are jacked.

13:29Whoa, I'm so fat. All right, let's work

13:33out, dude. We'll just do edit style.

13:35[music]

13:42[music]

13:47[music]

13:53>> [music]

13:58[music]

14:05>> Let's go to David later gym.

14:07>> Dude, I'm like too pumped up to pose.

14:09That's a side effect as I talk about.

14:11Applao to Tokyo Gyms, bro. That was

14:13awesome.

14:14>> What's up, YouTube? Booty here. For

14:16today's video, I'm uh I'm at Togei's

14:18house with Liam. Say what's up, Liam.

14:21What up?

14:21>> So, basically, I got a call the other

14:23day from Togei talking about, "Do you

14:25want to go to Japan to catch tuna fish?"

14:28And I told him no because I don't like

14:32and also I want to go to the World Cup

14:34game. Anyway, after I got off the phone

14:37with Togei, Liam also was on the call.

14:40He also didn't want to go tuna fishing.

14:42He texted me. He was like, "I also want

14:44to go to the World Cup game." So, I came

14:46down here to Texas to meet up with Liam.

14:49Togei is currently in Japan. So me and

14:52Liam, we're going to the World Cup game.

14:54But the reason that we're filming is we

14:56have a scheme for the World Cup game.

14:59We're betting on France. It's a

15:01gigalock. And we were just like thinking

15:03to ourselves, me and Liam's brains

15:06combined were like, it was almost like

15:09telekinesis. That's where you're like

15:10read each other's minds, right?

15:14>> Yeah. That's when you're like in

15:15someone's mind.

15:16>> Telekinesis.

15:17>> Yeah. Well, anyway, our minds like

15:19synced up and we're like, it was almost

15:21we said it at the same time. We were

15:22like, we should sell Togei's watches and

15:25bet them on the soccer game. So, yeah,

15:27that's what we're doing. That's why I'm

15:29filming cuz it's hilarious for one, and

15:34for two, Togei's not catching a tuna

15:36fish worth 3 million. He's probably not

15:38catching any tuna fishes. And so, he's

15:40going to come home all bummed out, and

15:42me and Liam are going to be like, "We

15:44saved the day." Liam knows where his

15:46watches are. We're going to go steal

15:48them, sell them, bet them on the World

15:50Cup for him, and it's going to [music]

15:53be awesome. All right, you got to lead

15:54the way here.

15:59Time piece trading.

16:01Shout out them. So, it looks like he

16:03only left two watches, which should be

16:05enough. I actually Let's see what we got

16:08here. You know how much this one costs,

16:10Liam?

16:11>> No clue.

16:12>> No clue.

16:13>> No clue.

16:14>> Really? Oyster Perpetual Day Date 40 or

16:1750. Okay. What about this one?

16:21>> Dude, watches are like You could tell me

16:22that was like 90k and it'd be like,

16:24"Yeah, sure." Or like 10k. I'd be like,

16:26"Yeah." [music] Like,

16:26>> yeah.

16:27>> You know, it's like you never know.

16:28>> No, I have no idea. This one Oh, I was

16:30holding it backwards. This one has

16:32diamonds. So, [music]

16:34this one actually looks fancy. Maybe

16:36I'll just take this one for myself.

16:37>> The plan is to put him exactly back how

16:40like nothing ever happens.

16:41>> So, he never even knows.

16:42>> Never even knows. Okay. So,

16:44>> we'll just be like, "Yeah, we bet for

16:46you."

16:46>> We bet x amount for you. We have no much

16:48no idea how much right now, but once we

16:52do, we bet x amount for you. Here's your

16:54winnings minus our 10% commission for

16:58the great idea.

17:00Okay, let's go sell the watches.

17:04Picked up some already essentials, you

17:05know. Check it out, dude.

17:08Catchers catcher uh uh thing. Whatever.

17:12Supreme. And then it came with a glove,

17:14too. It's so sick, dude. I'm actually

17:16really stoked on this. Let's do a fit

17:18check really quick, dude.

17:19[clears throat] All right, first what?

17:22Bape Japan edition. One of one

17:26maybe. Uh, 7-Eleven socks. Unilo Jord.

17:31That's what I'm talking about.

17:32Underneath, you would never expect it.

17:35Bape Bape T.

17:38Supreme catchers jersey. Supreme glove.

17:41Bape hat,

17:43land dweller. Beautiful watch. Really

17:45good starter watch, guys. Um, the bust

17:47down chains. But either way, this is the

17:49problem. The guys that were supposed to

17:50be fishing with that like own the boat

17:52that is going to help us catch the tuna.

17:54They're like blowing smoke up my bro.

17:56They're talking about Oh yeah, the boat

17:57will be ready in a few days. We're

17:57delayed because of weather. What are you

17:59talking? It's literally 80° and sunny

18:02right now. Pretty frustrated about that

18:03whole thing, but um the money don't

18:06sleep. So today's scheme is collectibles

18:08because as you guys know uh that's what

18:10they're into here. We've brought a

18:11$100,000 budget. We spent some of it on

18:14dillydallying. So maybe 90,000 left.

18:16This was more expensive than I would

18:17like to admit. We're going to purchase a

18:19few watches and bring them back to the

18:21States and sell them. Here we go. Day

18:23one. Scheming making the [music] big

18:24bucks in Japan.

18:34>> So this is 9 million and then this is

18:36the remainder.

18:36>> Yo, 9 million yens.

18:39Is it like sus to have this out here?

18:41So, this is like the diamond district

18:42except for Japan is my understanding.

18:44That's so sick.

18:46>> That is pretty.

18:47>> And that seems like the type of thing

18:49you can sell. All right. All right.

18:50Let's look up. Well, this is the first

18:51thing we've seen. I don't 35,000.

18:53>> Yeah, bro. That's pretty accurate,

18:55>> dude. Yeah. I don't I think these are

18:57priced similarly to America. All right,

19:00let's see. I mean, that's ugly,

19:02actually. When you really crunch the

19:03numbers.

19:06>> All right, we'll buy that. That's dope.

19:08That's his first Rolex.

19:10>> He got that when he was like 19.

19:18>> And for context, guys, this is the first

19:21watch I ever bought and then I went

19:22broke and so I had to sell it

19:25unfortunately. But now we're back here

19:27and I don't really know if they like get

19:28offended about negotiating. I don't even

19:29know if they know what I'm saying right

19:30now. But it's got the box. The papers

19:32condition looks good.

19:35Okay, so that's $9,700.

19:39If we want a quick flip, how much would

19:43this be worth in the USA?

19:48Oh, and there's the no tax thing here.

19:52Yo, that's good fraud. That's really

19:54good fraud. I think that's why they make

19:55you say you you're not going to resell

19:57it. They're pretty locked in under

19:59prices. They got the exact United States

20:02of America value. All right, let's go

20:03for 9,200. $500 off. Can I do this much?

20:08>> Sorry.

20:09>> How much is the lowest? Sorry.

20:11>> It's No,

20:15>> no negotiation.

20:16>> Yes. Sorry.

20:20>> I would have I don't want it. We'll find

20:21a different one somewhere else.

20:24>> Oh, this is where it goes down, dude.

20:26Look at this.

20:28>> Oh, is this cheaper?

20:31Oh, it's more expensive than the store

20:33we just turned down.

20:37>> That's not optimal, bro. They might have

20:39the best prices cuz that was He has a

20:411.5.

20:43>> All right, maybe we get this one.

20:45>> The more expensive one.

20:46>> I can't go back. I'm embarrassed.

20:49>> Let's try. Let's see what the best price

20:50we can get on this exact watches. Excuse

20:52me.

20:53>> This is slightly cheaper than the other

20:55place. All right, let's ask him. Could I

20:57for that give you this amount of money?

20:59I know our shop is already fixed price.

21:03>> The shop right there has it for 155.

21:06>> Yeah, our shop can't

21:08>> I can't. Why not? It's the same watch.

21:10>> It's no more discount. I think the scene

21:12model, scene year, and the scene

21:14condition. Our shop is the most cheaper.

21:16>> They're all so good. They just say no.

21:18This is not cutting each other.

21:19>> I would just say your lowest price and

21:21then just say yes or no. And then if

21:22they say no, then just vlog.

21:23>> That's what keeps happening. [music] And

21:24then they say no.

21:25>> But you ask for that and you just say

21:26no. But then you have to say, "Okay,

21:28well then what can you

21:29>> He said no to what's the lowest we could

21:31go on that bad boy.

21:32>> Best price."

21:34>> Yeah, it's a random price. See,

21:37[laughter]

21:38>> there's no negotiation.

21:40>> Try 1.6.

21:42>> Okay. What about What about 1.6?

21:45>> N,

21:46>> dude. [laughter] That's 35,000. Yeah,

21:48bro. That's like $100. They're not going

21:49down on it.

21:50>> Yeah.

21:55Yo,

21:57what is going on with that thing?

22:00>> What? How much is that? That's the

22:03coolest thing I've ever seen.

22:05>> 28 million.

22:07>> All right.

22:08>> So, what is this?

22:11>> Uh, desk desk.

22:14>> So, it's just like this.

22:15>> Yeah. So, desk clock.

22:18>> Oh, desk clock.

22:19>> Yeah.

22:20>> And how much? So this price in 15 tax.

22:24>> Oh, I'll do no tax.

22:25>> Okay.

22:27>> 15,000 [music] US. That's 154. No, no,

22:31no, no, no.

22:33>> 151. So 15,100

22:36US.

22:37>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. 2.43

22:40cash right now. Dude, no one's buying

22:43that thing. That's more dollars than the

22:45price you just showed me. You just

22:46showed me the 2.5 million, right? It was

22:4925

22:50zero.

22:52>> 25.

22:54>> Sorry,

22:54>> it's got to be 2550.

22:56>> Yeah. So, maxing in uh discount price.

23:00>> All right. I'll get it. I'll get it.

23:01I'll get it. All right. Mal Subaru.

23:07>> Yo.

23:09>> Oh, that's really good.

23:10>> That's fire, dude. No way. How much

23:13would you pay for this if you were rich?

23:15Like you're dummy loaded and you walk

23:16into a store and you see it for 25,000.

23:20>> Yeah,

23:20>> I'm doing it.

23:21>> Yeah. Yeah. And I only paid 15. So I

23:23could go back states, find a rich guy.

23:25But really, I think it's a

23:26>> What even is the point of it? What do

23:28you do with it?

23:28>> Put it on your What's the point of this?

23:30>> Yeah.

23:31>> To tell you the time.

23:32>> This tells you the time just as good,

23:33bro. You put on your desk.

23:35>> Super.

23:36>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

23:37>> Is [laughter] that sick?

23:38>> So if you were a billionaire and

23:40somebody you saw that in a store, how

23:41much would you pay for it? Like your

23:43money is no issue.

23:44>> Is this made by Rolex for?

23:45>> Yeah. Yeah. They got box and papers.

23:46Like would you pay 30,000 for that?

23:48>> Yeah.

23:49>> Yeah. See, dude, I am making so much

23:51money.

23:55>> Yo, Neil, how much you pay me for this

23:57thing?

23:58>> You don't give me no funny business,

24:01bro. I need $30,000,

24:03>> brother. $30,000. [laughter]

24:06>> How much you give me for it? Uh, dude, I

24:09don't know off top, but it's like and I

24:11believe I saw that like 2 3k.

24:13>> No, it's not. It's not. You're lying.

24:14You're wrong.

24:15>> No, dude. It's got box and papers.

24:17>> Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm going to check

24:19right now.

24:19>> All right. You got to check and call me

24:21back. It's not No $3,000. You actually

24:23got to call me. I'm I'm buying it right

24:24now. So, if it's $3,000, you got to tell

24:26me like ASAP. [laughter]

24:28>> All right. All right. I see. I see.

24:31>> If that's $2,000, we have a huge

24:33problem. All right.

24:36>> What? How much it cost? Stop completely.

24:38For me to sell you one would be like

24:40$18,000.

24:41>> Oh, dude. Word. All right. How much you

24:43give me for it? 20,000.

24:45>> Wait, what? I told you I'll sell it to

24:46you for 18. Why would I

24:48>> All right. How [laughter]

24:49you could sell it to somebody else for

24:51more, bro? You got to help me find a

24:52buyer, bro.

24:53>> No. No. But how much are you buying it

24:54for? I'll tell you if it's fair.

24:55>> Uh 15,000.

24:56>> Even Okay. Get it. Get it.

24:58>> Get it. Oh, professional advice. All

25:01right. Thank you, Neil.

25:05Look, look, look. Look.

25:07This watch

25:10>> 130 the market

25:12>> right there is going for

25:14>> 17

25:14>> 17 million yen.

25:16>> Let's look that up.

25:17>> Wo wo d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d

25:17d d d dude. I'm telling you

25:20>> 17 million yen is 108,000. It's a

25:22screaming hot deal.

25:23>> Oh,

25:25>> I did the math wrong.

25:26>> That's $30,000 less dollars. Are

25:28[clears throat] we for sure that this is

25:30the same watch?

25:31>> Yeah, dude. That's the same watch.

25:32>> Offer them 16 million yen.

25:38tomorrow.

25:39>> It just went through.

25:41>> Oh, [laughter]

25:43if someone finds my credit card, it's

25:45just over for me.

25:50>> Tommy tough, dude.

25:57>> Thank you, sir. I appreciate you a ton.

25:59I'll be next time I'm in Japan, I'll

26:00come back.

26:00>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.

26:01>> Thank you so much, sir.

26:03>> Cheers. Have a good one. Yo, talk about

26:07a flip opportunity of the lifetime. We

26:10are so crushing this trip already. Part

26:11of me don't want a flip opportunity this

26:13one, bro. But a businessman got to do

26:15what a businessman got to do. Can't be

26:17holding on to luxury goods. [music]

26:25[music]

26:27Okay guys, we made it to the watch place

26:31to sell the watches. Me and Liam, it's

26:33kind of up if we just only sell Togei's

26:36watches to bet on the G. So me and Liam

26:40are also going to sell our watches and

26:42bet them on France. I'm going to sell

26:46this guy, the Batman. Liam's going to

26:50sell this guy and

26:55this guy.

26:57We're selling this one of Togeis. I'm

26:59wearing it. And then also selling this

27:01one of Togeis. So we're selling these

27:05five watches.

27:07>> Dude, holy l This looks like one of

27:08those like

27:10>> I Liam, you actually should uh like get

27:13a picture of me or some

27:17>> How do I get a

27:17>> And we got the No, no, no. Just keep it

27:19wrong. I'll just screenshot it.

27:20>> Oh,

27:21>> and we got the Mercedes. Can you like

27:22see the logo or

27:25>> But we got to keep the We got

27:26>> Oh, yeah. You can't get the watches. Uh,

27:28you can tell it's a nice car already.

27:30So,

27:30>> yeah, you know,

27:31>> you get the watches and then like,

27:33>> dear Bruce, [music]

27:36>> I need to be honest and clear.

27:39>> So, we got this watch, the Batman. Um,

27:44no papers, just the box.

27:46>> Okay.

27:46>> Yeah.

27:47>> So, that's a 116710.

27:50And we got the Oyster Perpetual with box

27:53and papers. Okay. This is OP. Let me see

27:57what we got here. 2022. That looks good.

28:01Okay.

28:02>> And then

28:04this one as well.

28:07>> Um, this one is what year?

28:09>> Not entirely sure.

28:11>> It's recent. It's just just purchased.

28:13>> Mhm.

28:14>> One, two, three, four.

28:16>> There's one more. One more. I'm wearing

28:17it. We got um

28:20this one. One of my personal favorite

28:23watches. Sad to sell this one, too. But

28:27>> no, just like straight up. No.

28:29>> Dang.

28:30>> Um,

28:30>> this is actually a sick watch.

28:32>> Yeah, it is cool.

28:33>> I really like these. Okay, so this is a

28:35Yacht Master.

28:36>> This is watch only as well.

28:38>> Yeah, that one's watch only.

28:40>> F and E strap. Okay, make sure

28:42everything works. Okay, so let me do

28:43this. I'm going to put everything on a

28:44time graph just to make sure

28:45everything's running good.

28:47>> Uh, give me a few minutes and I'll come

28:48back with everything. Fine.

28:52>> Everything's good. Yeah, everything ran

28:54good. Everything checked out um that I

28:56needed to check. Uh obviously

28:58everything's good. Um so if you want to

29:00run some numbers,

29:01>> okay,

29:02>> so basically 70 grand for this watch to

29:04platinum.

29:05>> Okay, 70 grand for this guy.

29:08>> We're at 225 for this guy. It is a

29:10little tough to sell these on leather,

29:12but it is what it is. They still sell

29:13>> Sky Dweller.

29:15>> Then the Yacht Master Pave, we're going

29:18to pay 30.

29:19>> Okay. And then uh this will pay 13.

29:24>> Okay,

29:24>> it's no card, so that's fine there. And

29:26then this guy will just give you 7K.

29:28>> Okay,

29:29>> so that adds up to about

29:32let's see 1425.

29:33>> 1425. Okay.

29:35>> Um

29:37uh 1425.

29:39>> Oh,

29:40>> yeah.

29:42[music]

29:49>> All right, guys. So today's the day

29:51we're making the bat. Liam went and got

29:53a cashier's check. We had a Marco wire

29:57Liam. Wait, let's actually get a closeup

29:59on this.

30:04Holy [ __ ] Anyway, we're getting the

30:06cash right now

30:08>> and then we're going to go make the bat.

30:09>> There we go.

30:11>> That's 50. So, we didn't cash this out.

30:16>> 100

30:1840 and two.

30:21>> Awesome.

30:21>> All right. Good. Good luck.

30:22>> Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

30:24>> What do they call these ones? The 25,000

30:27chips.

30:28>> Oh, she had a name for it. It was like a

30:30blueberry or something.

30:31>> Yeah. [music]

30:33>> Hello.

30:34>> Hello. How are you doing? Good to see

30:35you.

30:35>> Good to see you.

30:39don't give me a heart attack.

30:42>> It's not as big of a heart attack.

30:44>> It's It still is nerve 142,000 on Grant

30:49to qualify

30:50>> to

30:51>> to advance. Yes.

30:53>> That is a little What do you think?

30:55>> It's a lock.

30:56>> It is a

30:58>> But he doesn't know about this.

31:00>> So,

31:02>> I want you to know it's minus 145

31:04though.

31:05>> Okay. But how much are we betting? 142

31:08or 145?

31:09>> 142.

31:10>> That means we're going to win 97,9315.

31:14>> Perfect.

31:18>> Okay. So, we have to keep this safe,

31:21right? We can't lose the bet slip.

31:24>> Yeah. I should probably hold on to that

31:25just in case.

31:26>> I'll give it to you.

31:27>> Don't trust Judy with it. Oh, dude. I'm

31:30I'm Now it's real. Now I'm nervous.

31:35Oh,

31:36>> flip opportunity. Day two is, as you

31:39guys know, after extensive market

31:41research, I found out these bad boys,

31:43the local.

31:45>> Hi.

31:51>> How you doing?

31:52>> Um,

31:55that's the owner, you think?

31:57>> Okay. Well, either way, we brought a

31:58translator.

32:01>> Dan out of Tokyo Dream.

32:02>> Yeah, 100%. Makes sense. He owns a car

32:04lot. So either way, it's a thing. Have

32:06you guys seen Trailer Park Boys? This is

32:08a very very pristine and highly uh

32:12demanded car in the United States of

32:13America. They go for anywhere from $10

32:15to $30,000. And in Japan, apparently

32:18it's the equivalent of say a Prius or a

32:22Subaru. Well,

32:25Subarus are everywhere here. It's like a

32:26Honda Civic in America. You know, out

32:29here, no one gives a about these. And

32:30I'm pretty sure these are the vans that

32:32we're looking for. is so Japanese.

32:37>> Is everything on his lot for sale?

32:45>> Oh, these are so cute.

32:47>> These are your cars.

32:48>> Not for sale.

32:53>> That's a cool watch.

32:56>> Dude, he got like 80 of them.

33:00>> This is crazy.

33:01>> The Joker.

33:02>> The Joker right here. Yeah, I don't

33:04know. I I think there was a loss in

33:06translation. I think he's saying they're

33:07his, but maybe I could purchase them.

33:09>> He said like he has all these cars at

33:12the factory. He's going to fix it and

33:14then sell one.

33:14>> Oh, they're at the factory.

33:17>> I'm not fully following. But okay, word.

33:18We're just interested in the trucks

33:20today. And there's no tax, right? We

33:21don't do the tax here.

33:22>> Is the same?

33:23>> I don't think so. Yeah.

33:24>> You got a passport?

33:27>> 700.

33:28>> $1,700 for which one? These ones?

33:31>> Suzuki ones? Yes. That is fascinatingly

33:33cheap. What year is that?

33:36>> 999. It's $1,000.

33:39>> We should buy a hundred of these if we

33:40can. Are we allowed to like

33:44open it up, turn it on, take a look at

33:45them? They're all good. Or

33:53>> dude, there's no way everyone is this

33:54small.

34:02Yo, the clutch is on the right side.

34:06>> No.

34:06>> Yes, that's a clutch. No.

34:09>> Press the gas pedal.

34:12>> No.

34:12>> Well, just press it.

34:14>> Yeah, that's the G. It's the gas.

34:15>> Oh, so this is a clutch.

34:17>> Yeah, it's it's the same as America.

34:19>> All right, give it a test drive. Am I

34:22>> Am I allowed to?

34:24>> No, it's illegal. We don't have permits.

34:26>> Where am I supposed to go? I can't read

34:27that. is not [laughter]

34:30>> all I mean I'll drive it.

34:32>> Is that cool?

34:33>> I think that's a bad idea actually.

34:35Drive it.

34:36>> What's that?

34:37>> Crashing.

34:39Got to die.

34:40>> Your protection is really I mean you got

34:42about 6 in from you and the car.

34:44>> I run into a tree. Wait. So, how does

34:46this work? People go brake clutch

34:52first.

34:53>> Are we allowed to drive this?

34:57>> Yo. All right. All right. So, it's cool.

34:59I I get in this car and drive it right

35:00now.

35:01>> All right. Where? All right. Ed, get in

35:03the car. [laughter]

35:04>> You don't even Do you even know how to

35:06drive manual?

35:07>> I'll figure it out.

35:08>> Oh, no. You don't just figure like you

35:10can't.

35:10>> Trust me, bro.

35:12>> I can drive lefty manual.

35:20>> Which one? First gear.

35:21>> Four speed.

35:22>> Four speed.

35:25>> Yeah. Fast. Fast. Second.

35:28>> First, second. Oh, it's a four-speed.

35:31>> Go first.

35:32>> Yeah.

35:42>> Yo yo yo yo.

36:04Oh, dude. This is butter.

36:09>> All right, let's try and hammer in

36:10third. He said straight up. Let's see

36:12how fast this thing goes.

36:14>> Driving on the wrong side.

36:16>> Oh, am I?

36:17>> Yeah. You got me over here, bro.

36:18>> Is that for real?

36:19>> Yes, dude.

36:20>> Why is that guy over there? Yo, he's

36:22coming right at us. Wait, wait, wait. We

36:24got to lock it.

36:25>> All right, you got to get like

36:26directions back or some [ __ ] We'll turn

36:28here. Turn back.

36:31All right.

36:32What's that? You think,

36:35dude?

36:39So, we want to be on Do you think I can

36:41turn right here?

36:41>> I don't think so, dude. Look at this.

36:43>> Look at how skinny that road is.

36:50Oh, we got to go back, bro. We are going

36:52to get lost.

36:53>> Surely we can go left here. I I'm too

36:55nervous to drive on the wrong side of

36:56the road.

36:57>> That just

36:59[laughter] God damn it.

37:04>> Oh, that was so stressful. Can I buy

37:08all of your trucks?

37:13>> Uh, not everything is for sale at the

37:16moment. Do you does he do you have uh

37:20like more that you could get us?

37:23>> I want to get like 10 or like 20.

37:37Oh, he's going to like he has some in

37:39stock so he can just like get more and

37:42then he will let you know later.

37:45>> All right. Word. Yeah, that works. All

37:46right, cool. Can we grab just his number

37:49and then we'll just we can just text him

37:52or whatever. We just want to get as many

37:53as possible. Like as many as he

37:54physically can buy as we can buy in the

37:57next 30 hours cuz we got to get them

37:59back to the States.

38:03>> Okay.

38:05>> All right. So, we have a toy editing

38:07note here. Um I'm not exactly sure how

38:09this translate, but the vibe is that we

38:11needed trucks that were at least 25

38:13years old or they weren't legal in the

38:15United States. I I don't know how that

38:17works, but long story short, our awesome

38:18Tokyo Drift friend was able to find us

38:2112 trucks that were older than 25 years

38:23old. And even better, he was able to

38:25ship them directly to United States for

38:27us. And the 12 trucks were 2.5 million

38:29yen. That equals to about $16,000. So

38:32just over 1,200 per car. That's a pretty

38:36good deal. And then obviously the

38:37shipping ended up costing a lot more,

38:39but at the time I didn't know that. And

38:40you guys will see later on in this video

38:42that ends up causing um some significant

38:44problems. But this is future Togei.

38:46Thank you for this message and uh we

38:48will resume back to present Togei. Word.

38:53[music]

38:58Okay guys, we've made it to Dallas. We

39:00got the game tomorrow, but we have a

39:02slight problem for the game tomorrow. We

39:04bought four tickets cuz Liam has a girl

39:07coming to the game with him and she was

39:09supposed to bring a friend. Anyway, her

39:11friend bailed and so we have an extra

39:13ticket and I kind of thought that this

39:15was the perfect time to, you know,

39:17introduce a segment that I am best at.

39:20Cold approaching. You guys know that's

39:22kind of my forte. Yeah. Basically, we're

39:23going to go out to a sports bar with the

39:26sole purpose of me inviting a girl to go

39:30to the game tomorrow. It's uh Monday

39:32night, so this might be a complete flop,

39:35but we're at Jack's Pore House.

39:47>> [music]

39:52[music]

39:57>> All right, [laughter] dude. We're going

39:59back to the drawing board or you're

40:01going to get beat up out here.

40:02[laughter]

40:03>> Where are we?

40:04>> I don't know. All right. Now we know

40:06Jack's poor house. Monday night. Not a

40:09spot.

40:09>> We should rename it like Tyrone's poor

40:12house or something.

40:14>> There's There are no jacks here.

40:17>> Cuz you're going to get pregnant for her

40:19when you drop her off. When you drop

40:23>> All right, you good. All right.

40:32[groaning]

40:33>> Okay. So what are I have now been in

40:36Japan for like bro who knows how long a

40:39weeks bro

40:43I'm out of schemes other than the

40:44fishing bro cuz I kind I did not plan to

40:48be in Japan for this long. I don't know

40:51what people do

40:53even for fun out here cuz I'm also

40:55trying to stay sober for my um fitness

40:57challenge thing. All the World Cup games

40:59are at like 4:00 in the morning here and

41:02I'm not supposed to be gambling either

41:03way, so it doesn't really matter. What

41:05do people do? I can only work out and

41:07eat ramen so many more times. So, I'm

41:10just on a chronic geek break.

41:14I don't know. I don't have

41:16I don't have a plan for today. We're

41:19going to just do whatever. Mostly just

41:23try and keep my mind off the fishing,

41:25bro, because I can't do anything out of

41:27that. That's a good life lesson. If it's

41:29out of your power,

41:31stop geeking, n [music]

41:39[music]

41:46[music]

41:54got mad beetles on my dude. Is that like

41:56dick, bro? What if it gets on my balls?

41:58[music]

42:14[music]

42:27We got to check that out.

42:29>> I thought you said you weren't gambling.

42:30>> No, I'm not. But we got to at least look

42:32at it, dude. Whoa.

42:36[music]

42:39What is happening?

42:42All right, let's put some more money in

42:44there.

42:45Go.

42:57Come on. Come on. [music]

43:06>> That's it. That's it.

43:07>> Oh, no.

43:09>> This game's awesome, dude. You don't

43:10like it? What are you doing? [music]

43:13We should see if there's better games,

43:15bro. But I want to hit the jackpot so

43:17bad, like more than I want to read. I

43:20want to

43:22show I don't even know how much is it.

43:24Who knows?

43:26[music]

43:32[music]

43:39What's going on?

43:44What does it mean?

43:51[screaming]

43:51Three in a row. Okay. What does it mean

43:53though? Oh. Oh. Okay. That's got to be

43:56the jackpot. Lucky. Super lucky. That's

44:00what I'm talking about. How many balls

44:03is it though? Look, we got it. Oh, dude.

44:06Look at this. [music]

44:13again

44:151,500

44:20like 20 US

44:25over 20 US.

44:28You're here for an hour. I don't know if

44:30I'm understanding correctly, but it

44:33sounds like we just put in 40,000 yen,

44:37sat for an hour, hit the jackpot, it

44:40gave us a music video, said super lucky,

44:43and I got 1,500 yen back,

44:50baby.

44:57Come on, bro.

45:00I win snacks.

45:06Do I get money?

45:13>> 181.

45:14>> Oh, 181. I don't get

45:17>> I'll get two of these. What is your

45:21name? The mustard's out here, bro.

45:30>> [laughter]

45:34>> Oh, so I give him this and give him one.

45:37>> Oh, so this is the legal loophole.

45:40>> 90,000.

45:41>> No, no,

45:43>> 9,000.

45:45>> We put in about 40,000 yen. We got

45:4810,000 yen back. And then the change is

45:50given you in water and snacks. So, I got

45:53one water, three brownies. You want a

45:55brownie, dude? Yeah, I do.

45:56>> I want the brownie one.

45:57>> I want this one, though.

45:58>> All right, let's try our winning.

46:01>> Thank yourself, dude. We worked hard for

46:03that. Yo, this actually looks awesome.

46:04That looks really good.

46:07>> Oh, wow. That's so bad.

46:09>> Oh my god, it's so dry. How's yours?

46:11>> Oh my god, that's so good.

46:13>> What

46:14>> is it? Get a bite of that, dude.

46:20>> Okay. [laughter]

46:22It's so good. So buttery, bro.

46:25I can eat that. Oh my god, that was one

46:27of the best things I ever tasted. Dude,

46:28that's how cinos are done. That's

46:30awesome.

46:30>> Okay, guys. So,

46:33>> we're going to the game and No, we

46:35didn't we didn't ever uh get rid of that

46:38fourth ticket. So, you see this guy

46:40behind my shoulder? He's yelling for

46:43tickets and I could offer it to him.

46:49Nah, dude. And it's nothing to do with

46:52his race. It has to do with he was

46:54missing likeing eight front teeth. It

46:57was gross. And I would had to sit by him

46:59the whole time. Maybe these girls want

47:01to come with us.

47:03>> Hi girls. You guys want to come to the

47:05game with us?

47:08>> That hurt my ears. Probably better they

47:11don't come with us. All right. Excuse

47:13me.

47:17>> Let's go, dude.

47:20This is awesome.

47:22>> Yeah. [laughter]

47:24Lacy.

47:26Lacy. Toi says you're a fat. Hey,

47:30>> what up?

47:32>> Check this out. We're mogging. We're

47:34seat mogging. Lacy. Look at that. Get

47:38Well, that was rude to me to say it was

47:40a I'm sorry.

47:42>> No kicking.

47:42>> I'm sorry.

47:46>> What just happened?

47:48>> Penalty kick. So, we're Look at this

47:51coward.

47:56>> [cheering]

48:02[cheering]

48:11[cheering]

48:19>> That's not good. The game's probably

48:21over now, guys. We're such idiots, bro.

48:26>> What a day, huh? I was talking to um

48:30this dude outside of the casino in

48:31Japan. Hey, I didn't even know casinos

48:33were a thing in Japan. I thought it was

48:34illegal to gamble, you know? I didn't

48:36know Kim Jong-un was into that, but you

48:38can't gamble like high enough stakes,

48:40you know, like best case scenario, win a

48:42few thousand bucks, or so I thought. I

48:45was talking to this guy outside of the

48:47um the pleinko parlor is what they call

48:51them. And I guess there's like a ton of

48:53gambling related things in Japan. For

48:55example, horse racing, boat racing, bad

48:58mitten, MLB, all this kind of stuff. You

49:01can just gamble on it. It's totally

49:02legal. I didn't know that that was a

49:04thing. So anyways, I've kind of uh come

49:06around to the idea that I should try all

49:08of these things. I mean, it's part of

49:12the experience. When I go to a new

49:14country, I want to get immersed in the

49:15culture entirely. And gambling, you

49:18know, is part of the culture. It would

49:19be a disservice to myself and the people

49:21and you guys if we didn't try gambling.

49:24I have to try a little bit of gambling

49:26while I'm here. Um cuz I'm sure you guys

49:28at home are also somewhat curious about

49:31like what is it like? How do you win

49:33money? Is it profitable? Is it a

49:34universal skill? Just cuz I'm good at

49:36soccer, will I be good at Japanese

49:38gambling? I don't know. I feel

49:40optimistic, but these are all things

49:41we're going to find out.

49:53Who do you think is going to win?

49:56>> Who wants to win?

49:58>> One, two, three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

50:00>> He says 1,200.

50:02>> All right. Thank you, sir. You guys are

50:04nice.

50:05>> We'll give him 10,000 bucks for the

50:06help.

50:06>> Thank you, sir.

50:07>> Huh?

50:08>> For the help. I appreciate it. Oh. All

50:10right. 1 2 3. All

50:13right, let's hammer a beer, dude. Can I

50:15do the the the uh uh saporo?

50:19>> Is that beer? That's beer. Beer. Yep.

50:21That's so sick, dude. Check this out.

50:24So, you bet on a boat. It's just like

50:26horse racing but in Japan.

50:31>> This is so sick.

50:34Okay. Uh do you know how to place a bet?

50:41We brought

50:46>> 5 million yen. Wait, 1 2 3 4 5. Yeah, 5

50:49million yen. Hopefully, we double it.

50:51Make 5 million yen. That'd be a good

50:52day's work. So, how do we place the bet?

50:55>> There are six votes. A1 is the highest

50:58rank and then B2 is the lowest. These

51:00are their age. Like top one is their age

51:03and then the bottom is their uh

51:05>> dude, let's bet on an old guy. 54 years

51:07old, bro.

51:08>> Oh, she's 19.

51:09>> She's been a 19y old.

51:11>> They don't know what they're doing.

51:12>> There's a 19 female.

51:14>> 19-year-old female. Not happening, bro.

51:16She is not winning, bro. Give me a

51:1850-year-old dude.

51:19>> That's a great underdog story.

51:21>> 19-year-old female. That's a great She

51:22going to crash and everybody story, bro.

51:25It's going to be on the news. All right,

51:26let's hammer off like a ton of money on

51:28this first one.

51:29>> Yo, Dbo, are you listening?

51:31>> No.

51:31>> This is very important stuff, dude. So

51:33if you win one, you got the easiest

51:35start is like being on the inside of the

51:37track if you all started in the same

51:38lane. This is how likely they are to win

51:40one time,

51:42>> two times in a row, three times in

51:44[music] a row or something. Let's just

51:45hammer two guys and if either win do

51:47like a exact or the trifecta.

51:51>> Yeah, let's do that. These guys are

51:52awesome.

51:52>> Let's actually call the whole race. It's

51:54only six.

51:55>> How much would you want to put? Like do

51:56you want to do a huge bet?

51:57>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I would like to do

51:58at least [music] 500,000.

52:00>> 500,000. 500,000.

52:04Yeah. Yeah.

52:13>> So, fill it out. We'll do one card with

52:17800,000 on the guy to win so we can

52:19finish that and then we'll do a separate

52:21card with half a million on Jacob's guy.

52:23All right. So, we have 500,000 yen on

52:26six the big dog to win. We have five

52:28tickets for 100,000 each. And then we

52:31have a million yen on one to win. And

52:33then it sounds like we have 200,000 yen

52:36on 312 trifecta.

52:39That's pretty dope. All right, cool.

52:40Let's go. If 312 happens, we are the

52:42richest people in this whole place. If

52:44we hit the trifecta, it pays out over

52:46$100,000. It's like 20 million yen, but

52:48it's also one in 120.

52:51>> How many combinations of trifecta?

52:55>> 120.

52:58120.

53:00>> We're getting smoked by four. Look at

53:03blue, dude. Who is that guy?

53:07>> We're getting smoked by four.

53:11Come on. Come on. White. Oh, yeah.

53:13That's a good turn. That's a good turn.

53:14No, we're getting smoked by this guy.

53:18Oh, dude. Four us. Six goting smokes,

53:22bro. All right. All right. Let's go play

53:24some other bet. We'll do uh half a

53:25million yen on two. Oh, that was your

53:29pick. Just cuz I said that. What else

53:31could we look at here, you know? All

53:33right, we'll bet four. We'll bet half a

53:34million yen on four to win. And then

53:36we'll do a 100,000 on a trifecta. 423.

53:40And then one more trifecta. That is 3 1

53:43[music]

53:445. I feel like we're at a disadvantage

53:46here, not knowing anything. So, we'll

53:48put 1.2 million yen on this race.

53:51Okay.

54:00All right. So, this race we need 315 or

54:04423 or we need straight up. We have half

54:06a million yen on two to win and half a

54:08million yen on four to win. So, this is

54:10your trifecta right here, Gar. 315. And

54:12that will pay half of my AP. If we win,

54:16if this trifecta hits, I'll get hammered

54:18and go to soap heads. [music]

54:22Oh, come on.

54:25Left three.

54:40Two. Yeah, it's

54:44>> um I think we don't look at that. I

54:48think we just pick two numbers and then

54:50two trifectas and just go with the wind.

54:53>> It's six.

54:55>> Uh, I'll take two.

54:56>> All right, we'll do half a million on

54:58six and half a million on two.

55:00>> All right, we're down to our last 2

55:01million yen. This is not optimal.

55:08>> This is so sick. I wish I had more

55:09money. I see how people lose it all

55:11here. I'm ready to lose it all. This

55:13place is awesome, bro. This is

55:14definitely my favorite thing that we've

55:15done in Japan this whole time. Although,

55:17we have only lost 3 million yen so far.

55:22Here we go, dude. Two and six. We need

55:25this one to hit or it's really just

55:26coach for us.

55:32>> Come on. Six. So far,

55:37>> look at six. Oh no, he's slowing down.

55:49the first laugh. That all that matters.

55:53>> Oh my god.

55:57>> What is he doing?

56:02>> I'm telling you, somebody called and

56:03said half a million yen is on you. You

56:04got a sandbag.

56:06>> All right, let's go place our last bet.

56:07We're down to our last million yen.

56:08>> I want four.

56:10>> You want four? All right, let's bet

56:11four. All right, we'll do half a million

56:12on uh four and half a million on This is

56:17our last million yen right here, fellas.

56:19>> Why don't you, you know, break it off?

56:21250 250 and then you have one for the

56:23last race or you just want to

56:24>> No, because dude, dude, dude, this is

56:25gambling 101. You don't want to drop

56:27your bet when you're due cuz then it

56:30hits and then what? We're still losing

56:32money. If anything, we should put a

56:34million dollars on four. No, we'll do

56:35half a million on four and half a

56:36million ones.

56:42And then this is this kind of the plan.

56:44This is going to smack and then I'm

56:45going to put it all into trifectas on

56:47the next one. 25 trifectas. Surely one

56:49of those hits.

56:51>> All right.

56:53>> Oh, we bet on an A2. All right, we

56:56should be We should be a lock. If one

56:59wins, we all win so much money cuz it's

57:01a B1 against two A2s. Oh, here we go,

57:03dude. Oh my god. Come on. One or four.

57:07All right, there goes one.

57:12Oh, we're cooked. That's it. Y it's

57:14gone, bro. It's good. It's gone.

57:18[laughter]

57:19>> Four is a dead ass. He's supposed to be

57:21the favorite. Oh my god. And there goes

57:23two.

57:25>> Oh,

57:28one and four are dead last. Got the

57:30reverse trifecta,

57:32bro.

57:34What the?

57:37>> This is so rigged, dude. Out of five

57:40races, we bet on 10 people. Look at two.

57:43Oh my four. What is he doing? Oh my.

57:50That has to be a sandbag. That has to be

57:52He was the favorite. We hammer the

57:53favorite and he's last by a mile. That's

57:55got to be a sandbag, bro. That's That's

57:57ridiculous. All right, so we lost 5

57:59million yen.

58:02Oh,

58:08I'm getting reamemed in Japan, bro. This

58:11tuna better work out or I should have

58:14just stayed home instead kept sports

58:16betting. This is not a profitable

58:19venture so far. All right, that was

58:21[ __ ] That was 5 million yen. It's

58:24easy to put the yen in the machine, but

58:25then you realize that cost me real

58:27dollars to get that. And that's like 30

58:29something,000. That was that was I don't

58:32know. That was just a terrible day. This

58:33whole trip is kind of turning into a

58:36disaster.

58:37Justing, bro. I got to stop just wasting

58:41money on dumb [ __ ]

58:45>> All right, we're going to do three and a

58:46half million yen cuz we're running low,

58:48bro. Like really low. If I don't win

58:51today, bro. [laughter]

58:53Going to be my brains up in your floor.

58:55But I'm going to bet smaller. Like maybe

58:57400,000 per horse. We lost $30,000

58:59yesterday, dude. That's like a third of

59:00an AP. This is as nice as it gets, dude.

59:05What? Yo, look at how beautiful this is.

59:09This is Wow. Very impressive. Japan.

59:12They've really done outdone themselves

59:14with this.

59:15>> They run around the whole mother one

59:17time for all the money, all the marbles.

59:21>> Craziness.

59:22>> Can we change it to huge?

59:24>> Yeah. Yeah. Especially for that heat. I

59:25think it's very inhumane. Horses do like

59:27to run.

59:28>> Yeah, that's their thing. That's like if

59:30I didn't let a Edward film, he'd be

59:31like, "Let me film. Let me

59:32>> Let's chuck this 70 to1." 86 to1, bro.

59:37What do they got, dude? A dude with Down

59:38syndrome thing. That doesn't make sense

59:40that it would ever be 80 to1. Might as

59:42well not even have him race. Everyone

59:44loves a good comeback story, though. All

59:46right, so we'll hammer this guy just to

59:47warm up. Uh 3.7.

59:52[laughter]

59:54>> Every time I click a button, they

59:56justing add so much more. All right. So,

59:59the first bet we have is number one.

1:00:02>> 8.6 odds.

1:00:07>> $400,000.

1:00:08>> Oh, wait. Here we go. These are the

1:00:10odds.

1:00:12>> Good sloppy standard. This doesn't mean

1:00:14much.

1:00:15>> All right. This shows the odds. So, this

1:00:17is Should we hammer 159

1:00:20>> to one?

1:00:20>> I don't know what this means.

1:00:22>> It means you win 159 times your money.

1:00:25>> Oh. Oh. Oh. The odds are 159 to one.

1:00:28the dude [laughter] dead last. He's

1:00:30gonna break his leg before he gets here.

1:00:31>> All right.

1:00:32>> Okay, we have one and 10. Oh, we bet one

1:00:35realing.

1:00:37>> Number one has never won, bro. He had a

1:00:40good performance, but it did. He started

1:00:43early or something. Sloppy and standard

1:00:45performance.

1:00:48I think we just go off into names, dude.

1:00:50Like pineapple cake. That guy's not

1:00:52winning.

1:00:54>> Yo, this is butterfly, dude. All right.

1:00:56Should we hammer your butterfly?

1:00:58>> It's 56 to1, dog.

1:01:01>> How do you know butterfly?

1:01:03>> Oh, it started. It's going.

1:01:05>> We're racing. Oh, hold on. Where's it

1:01:07from?

1:01:07>> There's three.

1:01:09>> What are we one 10? Oh, got a four,

1:01:12dude.

1:01:16>> Oh, third place. Come on. 10, [laughter]

1:01:19>> bro. Yeah, there's Oh, look, dude. He's

1:01:24>> No. Here goes 10. Here comes 10. Here

1:01:27comes 10. No. Come on.

1:01:30>> Oh no.

1:01:32>> Oh my god. 10 got second place. That was

1:01:35a good good try on the first one, bro.

1:01:37All right, Jacob. I'm going to give you

1:01:39three choices and you pick one. Grass.

1:01:41Ricky. Oh, dude. Ocean Cronis.

1:01:45>> That's cold.

1:01:46>> Ocean Cronis is a 75 to one shot.

1:01:49>> He looks like he's 12,

1:01:50>> dude. Let's hammer Ocean Cronis. 75 to1

1:01:53odds suit. It's They just spent 100,000.

1:01:56I'd pay 7.5 million yen.

1:01:59>> 100,000 is basically no thousand.

1:02:01There's two horses in here that are

1:02:02significantly better than everyone. And

1:02:04that would be Grass Ricky and Sepron.

1:02:09Should we just hammer Ocean Cronis with

1:02:11everything we got?

1:02:13>> What if we made like a 100 million yen

1:02:15right now? I'm going to put a little

1:02:16more on Ocean Cronis from a 76 to1, but

1:02:20since we bet so much, it's now 5 to1.

1:02:23What?

1:02:26>> So that's how that works.

1:02:27>> These have nothing to do with how good

1:02:29the horse actually is.

1:02:30>> Well, no, that's like opening odds, you

1:02:31know? It's like, oh, it's probably 70,

1:02:32but but but then, you know, it shifts.

1:02:35>> So that means we get paid 5 to1.

1:02:37>> Yeah. I mean, we got cuz Ocean Cronis is

1:02:40a 70 to1 horse, but we're getting paid

1:02:42out at 5:1.

1:02:44>> Could we bet on um Grass Ricky?

1:02:47>> I like Grass Ricky.

1:02:48>> All right, we'll go in with 400,000 on

1:02:51Grass Ricky. The more I look at this, I

1:02:54keep like being like, "Oh, I want to bet

1:02:55on this guy." Then I look over. It's

1:02:58Ocean Cronis.

1:03:00[laughter]

1:03:01>> Okay, dude. He's an 80 to1 opener. Bro,

1:03:04>> look at this guy, though. Dude, he looks

1:03:05sick.

1:03:06>> I bet the odds keep shifting against

1:03:07him.

1:03:08>> His last three races went good, muddy,

1:03:10good. Everybody else, sloppy, sloppy,

1:03:13sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

1:03:17He's the only one,

1:03:18>> dude. Should we just put all 2 million

1:03:20left on Cronis, dude? Ocean Cronis just

1:03:21keeps getting better in the odds.

1:03:23>> Everyone's reacting to your bet. Like

1:03:25you brought it from 75 to like four and

1:03:27then everyone

1:03:28>> cuz they

1:03:30[laughter]

1:03:30just nuked a huge underdog and now

1:03:33everyone's on Ocean Cronis. Now Ocean

1:03:35Cronis is the third favorite in the

1:03:37whole race.

1:03:38>> There's Ocean.

1:03:39>> Oh. Oh, he looks stiff, bro. [laughter]

1:03:41>> He looks He looks dizzy out there. What

1:03:44the

1:03:47>> He's limping. Ocean Cronis is getting

1:03:50smoked, bro.

1:03:51>> Is that grass Ricky?

1:03:57>> Come on. Grass Ricky.

1:04:03>> No.

1:04:06>> Not grass Ricky.

1:04:07>> Grass Ricky.

1:04:09>> Oh, that my my my I will say though, we

1:04:12got two second places. Wait, so the last

1:04:14guy won and he was standard muddy good.

1:04:19>> I think I think those are the conditions

1:04:21of the previous races.

1:04:24[laughter]

1:04:24>> No way.

1:04:26>> Jacob,

1:04:28>> did you hear what he just said?

1:04:29>> The past performance thing, that's not

1:04:32past performance. That's the condition.

1:04:34Sloppy means the racetrack was sloppy.

1:04:36If it was muddy, it means it was muddy.

1:04:39>> Oh, look. That was my guy.

1:04:42>> No, no, no, no. I don't think he should

1:04:43be at ground cuz look it he got second

1:04:46when it was sloppy and then eighth when

1:04:48it was good. So he does better when the

1:04:49track is.

1:04:50>> Now you're thinking now you're thinking

1:04:52actually thinking.

1:04:53>> And now look at

1:04:54>> number 13 Nance show. When the track is

1:04:58better he crushed.

1:05:00>> Yo.

1:05:02Okay. Okay. Do you want to know his odds

1:05:04or doesn't matter?

1:05:07Look at his odds

1:05:11>> to win this race. 103 854

1:05:14>> or 12.

1:05:16>> 103 85 horses and all of

1:05:18>> them are underdogs.

1:05:20>> 14. There's 14. Smile loco, dude. Smile

1:05:23loco is going to win this.

1:05:24>> We only got 14.

1:05:25>> I know. That was we wanted them.

1:05:28>> No. It's Smile Loco. No.

1:05:32>> Oh, wait. We have money on Smile Loco.

1:05:34Do we? Is that four? 14.

1:05:36>> No.

1:05:39We were I dude what are you doing?

1:05:43>> You go smile loco is a guy and I go and

1:05:45then you go I don't think smile loc

1:05:50was my guy.

1:05:51>> No no no I don't think he should be

1:05:57>> out of money. It's gone dude. We lost 8

1:06:01and 12 million yen. That's half an AP.

1:06:05>> This is just all a sham, bro. I I can't

1:06:07stand this place.

1:06:08>> This place or the boat race? What's

1:06:10cooler?

1:06:12>> This place? The boat race is pretty like

1:06:14grungy, depressing.

1:06:16>> This is like high class.

1:06:18>> Let's get some ice cream.

1:06:20>> Yeah, dude. That's what it's all about.

1:06:25>> Horrible.

1:06:26>> Okay, guys. So, admittedly,

1:06:29that whole idea was a bad idea. And it

1:06:34takes a strong man to admit when he's

1:06:35wrong, but not only to admit that he's

1:06:38wrong, wrong the right or make the wrong

1:06:41into a right. Right? So that's what

1:06:43we're going to do. I should have just

1:06:45went to Japan in the first place, but

1:06:47learned my lesson and I'm going to Japan

1:06:49now. They don't know that I'm coming. I

1:06:51have an inside guy, but besides him, no

1:06:53one knows that I'm coming. And so I'm

1:06:56going to fly to Japan now and go meet up

1:06:57with them. So

1:07:08[music]

1:07:15what do you

1:07:17>> I'm just here to chill in Tokyo with you

1:07:19guys.

1:07:19>> How' you find

1:07:20>> I had an inside guy.

1:07:22>> What?

1:07:23>> Where we were?

1:07:24>> Yeah,

1:07:24>> dude. That's dope. What up? What up

1:07:26vlog? What are you vlogging? I guess

1:07:29Japan.

1:07:30>> Yeah, basically. Basically just Japan. I

1:07:33went to the World Cup game.

1:07:36>> France, Spain.

1:07:38>> Oh, dude. I saw they lost.

1:07:39>> Yeah.

1:07:40>> I'm glad it was at uh 4 in the morning

1:07:42here.

1:07:43>> So, I didn't I if I was gambling, I

1:07:46would have lost all.

1:07:47>> You didn't even see Dude, this flight

1:07:48here is brutal.

1:07:51>> Did you Did you bet on the game?

1:07:53>> Um I bet like a little bit. Look at

1:07:57this. I can't believe you're in Japan,

1:07:59dude.

1:07:59>> Yeah, dude. I I know I don't seem like

1:08:02it, but I about 24 hours ago, I was

1:08:05stoked to come here.

1:08:07>> Now the life just drained.

1:08:09>> Oh my god. Yeah, the jet lag is still

1:08:10killing me, but dude, it's good to see

1:08:11you. [music]

1:08:15>> Okay, guys. What's up? I'm excited to be

1:08:17here in Tokyo.

1:08:21As far as the whole um selling Togei's

1:08:24watches situation goes, I think I'm just

1:08:27gonna not tell him about it and, you

1:08:30know, leave Mr. Liam to deal with it.

1:08:32Yeah, seems like that's the best course

1:08:34of action. But anyway, you know, lesson

1:08:36learned. Soccer is little fit check

1:08:40maybe. What? What? What? What? Black KP

1:08:44got the long shorts, babe. Wait a

1:08:48minute. Oh, but guys, check this out.

1:08:51Very exciting news is you guys remember

1:08:53my friend Udy? Udy has what? He pulled

1:08:56up to Japan. He didn't even tell me he

1:08:58was pulling up to Japan. He just texted

1:08:59someone on my team and hunted us down.

1:09:01Which is now that I think about it, a

1:09:03really bizarre way to tell somebody,

1:09:05"Yes, I would like to join your

1:09:07business. Just show up." But it's kind

1:09:08of fun. Whatever. Either way, Odie is

1:09:11joining and I'm really excited about

1:09:12this because I think we work really well

1:09:14together. We've never made any money

1:09:15together in the past. All we do is fail

1:09:17miserably on all things and you know

1:09:20waste hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1:09:21Sometimes we do drugs. Sometimes just

1:09:24you know bang hookers. There's a lot of

1:09:27nothing really good has ever happened um

1:09:30with Udy

1:09:32but I think it's awesome and I think

1:09:34this time is going to be different. Look

1:09:36at the ocean out there.

1:09:43All right.

1:09:45So sick.

1:09:53>> A 243 kilogram blue fin sold for 510

1:09:58million yen, about 3.2 million US at

1:10:02Monday's first auction of the year.

1:10:04>> The tuna was caught off in northern

1:10:06Japan.

1:10:07>> Ma in northern Japan.

1:10:08>> The biggest fish of northern Japan's

1:10:10history.

1:10:10>> Gigantic [music] tuna

1:10:12>> in Northern Japan. for $3.1 million

1:10:15>> off of the coast of Ma

1:10:18in northern Japan.

1:10:27We're like 5 hours out of Tokyo. We've

1:10:29been traveling all day, but we finally

1:10:31have a boat situation where we catch the

1:10:34$3 million tuna. This is about as ocean

1:10:37fishing as it gets right here.

1:10:40And also I we don't really know what to

1:10:41expect cuz A doesn't speak English. B

1:10:44just met this guy 4 days ago.

1:10:52>> This ising

1:10:55fitted appropriately. They're wearing

1:10:57the same thing. The vets. We look like

1:11:00vets. That's probably why they're so

1:11:02down with us because look at that guy.

1:11:03He's got on the same thing too.

1:11:06>> You look good. You look good.

1:11:08>> I look good, dude.

1:11:22>> Holy, dude. We really hate out here.

1:11:24>> This is insane. If anyone's going to

1:11:26help me catch a $3 million tuna, it's

1:11:28these people.

1:11:29>> This is nuts.

1:11:31>> I wonder how far out in the ocean does

1:11:32this thing go.

1:11:34>> Yeah, dude.

1:11:35>> What are you doing? It's good luck.

1:11:36Apparently, weed up all the horses, but

1:11:38now we're due

1:11:39>> on the thing that really matters, the

1:11:41fish.

1:11:43>> Whoa, dude. This is terrifying. This is

1:11:46how you die.

1:11:48>> We're going to sea with people we never

1:11:49met before in our whole lives that don't

1:11:52speak our language. This is like squid

1:11:54man rules 101. You were just walking

1:11:57around and you met this guy. Yeah.

1:11:58>> Yeah. Can we go on your boat and get

1:12:00your fish?

1:12:01>> That's crazy, dude. Cheers. This is

1:12:03awesome, dude.

1:12:05Y

1:12:08fishing pole.

1:12:10>> My favorite part is that they don't even

1:12:12give us life. They're like [laughter]

1:12:14safety. Whatever.

1:12:15>> Yeah. If this boat sinks though, it is

1:12:17really over for us.

1:12:18>> I keep thinking that though. It's like

1:12:19this is the best way to die. Imagine

1:12:21going out by heart attack. Like this is

1:12:23the cool way to die.

1:12:25>> Yeah. At 24 years old, dude.

1:12:27>> Well, if you have to choose.

1:12:29>> I'd rather die have a heart attack at

1:12:3190.

1:12:32>> Oh yeah. a heart attack.

1:12:34>> Dumb idiot drowned trying to catch a

1:12:36fish. That's legendary actually.

1:12:38>> Huh?

1:12:39>> You seen laughing pie?

1:12:41>> No.

1:12:41>> You know how they get straight How you

1:12:42get straight out?

1:12:43>> No, I've not seen it. I don't know that.

1:12:48This is insane.

1:12:51Wow, dude. This is a big sweat. This is

1:12:54a bigger sweat than any bet I've placed

1:12:56in my entire life. Got to catch the big

1:12:59tuna or Japan was a total race. The

1:13:02blackest black I've ever seen. That's

1:13:05like all the way black. There's not a

1:13:07single thing. We are in the middle of

1:13:08nowhere. I guess this is where the

1:13:10tunes. Wow.

1:13:12>> Like what? Over. That's like 300,000

1:13:15>> for this boat. That seems No, no, no.

1:13:17That's over. 60 million yen. 400 thou

1:13:20450,000 for this boat.

1:13:23No wonder tuna so expensive.

1:13:25>> This guy's a millionaire.

1:13:26>> What?

1:13:27>> I guess so. Yeah. What? This guy's a

1:13:29millionaire. This is a pretty well dude

1:13:31cuz if tuna are going for that much

1:13:33money he just had to caught a few good

1:13:36tun in his days.

1:13:39>> Seems like we've reached our

1:13:40destination.

1:13:46>> What? That's what they're doing. It's

1:13:47very difficult with this language

1:13:49barrier. All right, let me

1:13:56come on.

1:13:59That's crazy.

1:14:02>> Oh, what?

1:14:04>> Biggest hook I ever seen. I don't like

1:14:06how they're wearing life, bro.

1:14:13I have no

1:14:19just stay here.

1:14:23>> Are you guys around this rope? You can

1:14:25die. You can die. Yeah.

1:14:28>> What?

1:14:29>> Yo, don't touch that rope or you can die

1:14:31>> because it, you know, that's the line.

1:14:32So, if the tuna gets on the line and

1:14:34we're like close to the line or

1:14:36something, it could just like rip

1:14:37through us.

1:14:38>> This is terrifying. It's getting right.

1:14:40It's been about 30 minutes.

1:14:42No luck so far. But I don't know how

1:14:44this thing normally goes. I imagine it

1:14:47takes a while to catch a fish. I mean,

1:14:50they seem to be not too concerned, but

1:14:52it's like

1:15:05Oh, what's going on there?

1:15:07>> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going

1:15:09on here?

1:15:11>> Hold on, hold on.

1:15:13>> What's he saying?

1:15:16>> Uh, it was too big and then escaped.

1:15:20>> It escaped.

1:15:21>> Huh?

1:15:22>> Not this dog.

1:15:24So my god, show me the shisha lips, bro.

1:15:29>> Yo.

1:15:32>> Wa. [screaming]

1:15:34That's the That's the biggest fish I've

1:15:35ever seen in my whole life. Oh, that

1:15:37thing is huge. Holy [ __ ]

1:15:42That's huge.

1:15:44>> That's crazy.

1:15:45>> Dude, that's the biggest fish I've ever

1:15:47seen by 5x at least.

1:15:49>> Wa!

1:15:51Yo,

1:15:54>> that's insane.

1:15:55>> Oh my god.

1:16:04It's 50. It's 15 kg.

1:16:05>> 50 kg. We need one 10 times as big as

1:16:08that. Hold on.

1:16:09>> What does it feel like?

1:16:11>> Wo.

1:16:13>> Oh, it's yellow.

1:16:15>> Oh, you need the blue fin. And also,

1:16:17okay, so that's 50 kg, which is 120 lb.

1:16:20We need one five times bigger than that.

1:16:22>> And a blue

1:16:24>> and a blue fin. So, we are missing the

1:16:26mark by a large bit, but this is still

1:16:27the coolest thing I've ever seen.

1:16:29>> Whoa, dude.

1:16:30>> 50 kg fish. All right, that's a great

1:16:32start, dude.

1:16:34>> I got you.

1:16:36>> This is This is going on my hinge

1:16:37profile,

1:16:39[laughter]

1:16:44>> dude. There's no picking that thing up.

1:16:46>> It's huge.

1:16:47>> Let me get on one side. You get on the

1:16:48other side.

1:16:48>> All right. All right. All right. Jacob,

1:16:49you get on that side. It's kind of like

1:16:51a thumbnail, except for we'll AI that

1:16:52bad boy and make it like 20 times

1:16:54bigger.

1:16:55>> All right. All right. Ready?

1:17:01>> Oh, you grab it by the tail.

1:17:04>> Just going to this fishly.

1:17:07>> Yeah.

1:17:08>> From now

1:17:09you guys can lift it.

1:17:12>> Wait,

1:17:12>> that fish ain't

1:17:14>> that thing just done bled out.

1:17:16>> It keeps popping. No, if he was alive,

1:17:18you would be eating, bro.

1:17:20>> Oh, this one.

1:17:35>> Dude, I can't even like fathom what it

1:17:37would be like if it was five times

1:17:38bigger. That was the biggest fish I've

1:17:40ever seen in my life.

1:17:52Let's go.

1:17:54>> Let's go.

1:17:56>> Apparently, it's big. It's a big

1:17:58[screaming]

1:18:02>> Oh, he's locked in. I got to get out of

1:18:03the way.

1:18:06>> Oh, dude. This would be so sick if this

1:18:07was a 500 lb tuna. This is like kind of

1:18:09triging into a slot and then you just

1:18:12wait to see what you get. like, "Oh, we

1:18:13got the tree in." But it's like, "Don't

1:18:14be don't dopie." They said this is a big

1:18:17one and if the last one was a small one

1:18:19then

1:18:24[laughter]

1:18:34[music]

1:18:44Oh, this one is tiny. That's not going

1:18:45to cut the truck at all.

1:18:48>> That ain't worth that ain't worth I

1:18:50don't think any of my million. Maybe 500

1:18:53bucks.

1:18:59>> Well, they already cut into it.

1:19:02>> Yeah.

1:19:04>> All right, then we just keep it. I mean,

1:19:06if we collect, you know, the more the

1:19:08marrier, I guess. Just bring them to the

1:19:09fish mark.

1:19:14Oh,

1:19:14>> the internet says uh 1 in 600 of them

1:19:18are going to be as big as we need to be.

1:19:20>> One in six.

1:19:21>> So, we got to do this exact process 600

1:19:23more times.

1:19:24>> Well, we're 59.

1:19:25>> Got to be a better odd than max win

1:19:28though, right?

1:19:29>> Probably.

1:19:31>> This is like triging into

1:19:33>> Yeah. Every time you hook one, that's

1:19:34what that's crazy you say that. That's

1:19:36exactly what I said earlier. Every time

1:19:37you hook one, it's like triging in and

1:19:39you're just praying that you max win on

1:19:40the triggering. This one happened to be,

1:19:42you know, a 5x. It's a buy.

1:19:45>> So, we're just doing spins right now.

1:19:46>> We're just spinning.

1:19:48>> I I typically like buying the bonuses

1:19:50better. So,

1:19:51>> you can't in nature. You can't

1:19:54>> like mad aura, too.

1:19:56>> Like coming and doing this way more aura

1:19:58than going to Rio those combos.

1:20:01>> Way more aura than y.

1:20:03>> Yeah.

1:20:04>> Also way sicker than

1:20:06>> I agree. I flick

1:20:07>> like yelling at about some dumb and

1:20:10they're talking on some I don't care

1:20:11about. This is awesome.

1:20:13>> I think this is more fun. That's what Ed

1:20:15said. He's like, "Is this more fun than

1:20:17Rio than Cababa?" I was like, "Yeah,

1:20:20>> I would say so.

1:20:22[music]

1:20:32All right, check it out. Middle of

1:20:34nowhere. It's been about uh I would say

1:20:372 Oh, wait. Hold on. It's been about 2

1:20:39hours and we have caught two not $5

1:20:43million fish.

1:20:44>> Honestly, it's better than I thought

1:20:47that you were going to do. I didn't

1:20:48think you were going to catch a single

1:20:50fish.

1:20:50>> What?

1:20:51>> There is a fish that's worth 5 million.

1:20:54Those have surely got to be more than

1:20:562,000.

1:20:58>> Like, how many times bigger would

1:21:00[laughter] be big?

1:21:03>> No, no, no, no, no. I think it's more of

1:21:05like a this is a cool thing like like it

1:21:07gets exponentially more valuable cuz

1:21:09it's like cool that it's big you know

1:21:11>> that makes sense but I I really don't

1:21:14know I or if it's just for the meat then

1:21:16yeah I don't know

1:21:17>> we might have a chance to catch one more

1:21:18fish

1:21:19>> oh he says once it's right out you're

1:21:22cooked dude this is

1:21:24>> Santa Cruz caught a fish in the daytime

1:21:26>> yeah in like Massachusetts bro these are

1:21:29Japanese rules that we're playing by so

1:21:32far we

1:21:36200 lb of tuna.

1:21:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:21:42whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Three tunas in

1:21:44one day. All right, I'm gearing up like

1:21:46I'm about to do something. I'm not doing

1:21:48these guys. I got it all figured out.

1:21:53>> That's me.

1:21:57>> I don't believe them anymore.

1:21:59>> Yes. Do it. I do this.

1:22:01>> Yeah. Do it. Oh, we're pulling it in,

1:22:03dude. Here we go. Nope.

1:22:05>> See, I like it's like there's no way

1:22:07there's a fish on the other end of this.

1:22:09Zero resistance.

1:22:11>> Yeah, that's what's fascinating to me is

1:22:14the how easy it is to get the tuna into

1:22:16the boat.

1:22:17>> Oh, no problem.

1:22:18>> I thought it was going to be like this

1:22:19whole ordeal,

1:22:20>> bro. Santa Cruz says he's reeling us in

1:22:22for an hour. No,

1:22:23>> I was getting I was getting ready to

1:22:25fight this thing on a fishing rod.

1:22:28>> I'm not feeling into.

1:22:29>> Yeah. Look at this.

1:22:31Well, I think they got the more tech on

1:22:33this boat.

1:22:34>> This is like the modern technology.

1:22:36These guys are professionals where I

1:22:39guess the people that use the rods are

1:22:40kind of the chumps.

1:22:42>> Like Santa Cruz chump.

1:22:46>> You got this, bro.

1:22:56Give it to

1:22:56>> Okay.

1:22:58That's why I didn't feel like there was

1:22:59none on there. Another fish on there.

1:23:02It's on that one. Such

1:23:03>> idiots. You idiots.

1:23:05>> Like, come on, white guy. Reel in the

1:23:07thing.

1:23:09That's a tiny one, dude. That's another

1:23:12big trig. And for a tiny.

1:23:16[music]

1:23:17>> Wow. That is actually definitely the

1:23:20biggest one. That's huge.

1:23:22>> Look at that thing, bro.

1:23:25[music] Oh,

1:23:27all right. All right.

1:23:34>> That feels pretty big to me.

1:23:35>> She said, she said, "At least we got

1:23:36it." [laughter]

1:23:39>> Yeah,

1:23:39>> we're all farming this one.

1:23:41>> What?

1:23:41>> Pick it up.

1:23:42>> Just got that, dude. I can't pick it up,

1:23:43dude. Ready? Let's go.

1:23:52>> It's so slippery.

1:23:55Oh,

1:23:55>> wo.

1:23:56>> Holy or farm. Now look like it's

1:23:58Nachuan.

1:24:06>> Oh yeah, dude. That's a really great art

1:24:08form.

1:24:09>> Wait, look at the camera.

1:24:13>> I cannot believe they get bigger than

1:24:15that.

1:24:16>> Yeah, I can't even like picture. How

1:24:18would we if we got the $5 million one

1:24:21and it's 10 times this size? How does it

1:24:23even fit on the boat?

1:24:24>> Well, that's why I'm having second

1:24:26thoughts about this boat entirely cuz

1:24:28they said they released a 600lb one.

1:24:30>> They released one

1:24:31>> cuz they couldn't get it on the boat. It

1:24:33wasn't equipped enough to get 600 lb on

1:24:36here.

1:24:36>> Didn't you say you couldn't lift it into

1:24:38the boat?

1:24:38>> Yeah, but I that's what they said, but I

1:24:40didn't realize they were using a machine

1:24:41to lift it in in the first place. So, it

1:24:43was too heavy for the machine.

1:24:44>> And then they use the hook, right?

1:24:46>> No, no. The machine lifts it all the way

1:24:48up.

1:24:49>> Oh, they do get it unhook.

1:24:51>> All right. All right. The machine like

1:24:53gets it to the surface, but then they

1:24:57can't get it into the boat. They have to

1:24:59get it into the boat. So, if

1:25:01hypothetically we did get the 500

1:25:03pounder, I think all of our firepower we

1:25:06could maybe get it.

1:25:07>> Maybe if we Bro, I don't understand. Why

1:25:09do Why don't you just throw in one of

1:25:11those as bait now that you have it

1:25:12though?

1:25:13>> Cuz the tuna don't eat other tuna

1:25:15probably.

1:25:18We should get sharks, dude.

1:25:20>> Yeah. Well, I mean, it could be if we if

1:25:22we caught whatever eats that, it' be a

1:25:24whale.

1:25:26>> I like whales eat. What eats that

1:25:29though?

1:25:31Shark.

1:25:32>> Weed, man.

1:25:33>> And humans.

1:25:34>> That'd be sick. You catch a 600 lb

1:25:36human.

1:25:38>> That would not be sick. That would be

1:25:39freaky as

1:25:40probably ruin my week.

1:25:42>> Hold on. Hold on. Another one.

1:25:46>> Poor [ __ ] [ __ ]

1:25:52>> Oh, please be the big bro. How many

1:25:54triins you need?

1:25:57>> Oh, the bell's going off. So, the bell

1:26:00they're electrocuting it.

1:26:02>> No, it's a shocker.

1:26:03>> Shock.

1:26:04>> Shock.

1:26:05>> Electric shock.

1:26:10>> It's a lot harder than it seems, dude.

1:26:15I

1:26:15>> wonder what the biggest they ever caught

1:26:16was.

1:26:21>> That's what I'm saying, bro. Is this is

1:26:23getting ridiculous. We might have to

1:26:25catch literally 500 more at this size

1:26:27before you get the big money.

1:26:31>> I mean, it's cool.

1:26:34>> I'm starting to think they're all this

1:26:35size. So, you know why it comes in so

1:26:37easy is cuz they drop a ring down the

1:26:39line, electrocute the out of it, and

1:26:41then it just stops resisting and bring

1:26:42it up. Everybody's reeling it in nor.

1:26:45No, dude. They just electrocute the out

1:26:47of the fish. That's why he's probably

1:26:48geeking right now. He just got

1:26:49electrocuted, bro.

1:26:52>> See that, dude? That sucks, bro. That

1:26:55cannot be humane. I don't think they

1:26:56give I I almost thought they were going

1:26:58to murder us because what what's

1:26:59happening right now?

1:27:00>> I thought they was going to murder us,

1:27:01too. How much did they pay these guys?

1:27:03>> We didn't pay them a scent.

1:27:04>> What? Yeah,

1:27:05>> dude. They're definitely going to talk

1:27:07about

1:27:10All

1:27:20>> [music]

1:27:31>> right, [clears throat] we just woke up.

1:27:32It is

1:27:34>> 7:10

1:27:35>> 7:10 p.m. No luck on the fish last

1:27:38night. Well, some luck actually.

1:27:39Apparently, that was a ton of luck.

1:27:41According to the [snorts] J our anime

1:27:43translator, who I'm starting to believe

1:27:45doesn't speak Japanese, but either way,

1:27:48those a those guys went out [snorts] for

1:27:515 days prior and didn't catch uh a

1:27:55single fish. So, catching those four was

1:27:57pretty solid, but also not going to cut

1:27:59the chut. So, we're going to go get

1:28:01breakfast. Dude, you guys see how fat my

1:28:04face is getting out here? I'm inflamed.

1:28:07This this fish thing is stressing me out

1:28:09too much.

1:28:12And the McDonald's. All right. Either

1:28:15way, we're going to get breakfast,

1:28:17[clears throat] lunch, and dinner right

1:28:18now. And then we got to hit theing the

1:28:20the the ocean again.

1:28:28>> The beef and rice is

1:28:30>> bottom uh bottom right on this page.

1:28:35I think I'm going to get Is this rice or

1:28:37chicken? You think

1:28:38>> they all have chicken?

1:28:39>> That looks chickeny.

1:28:40>> It does look chickeny.

1:28:42>> We also having a a crisis on storing the

1:28:45fish. We have all these

1:28:48tunas and they're going to spoil on this

1:28:50boat. We need to catch the $5 million

1:28:53fish tonight or we're running into a lot

1:28:55of problems. We're going to have to buy

1:28:56a fridge for each fish. They're too big

1:28:58and I'm out of money. I have to I'm

1:29:00thinking I'd trade my AP for fridges.

1:29:04Fridge estate.

1:29:07>> Dude, the fridges at

1:29:09>> Get rid of them, dude. Dude, I'm not

1:29:10seeing the daylight. This is the life of

1:29:13the fisherman. Can you see me at all?

1:29:16This is the life of the fisherman, dude.

1:29:17This is what it's all about. No sun,

1:29:20just fish. Just blood, sweat, and tuna.

1:29:23Bro,

1:29:24>> very comfortable. This is my home kind

1:29:26of, bro. Doesn't it feel nice to be back

1:29:28on this boat?

1:29:29>> Well, it feels better today to be

1:29:30honest.

1:29:30>> Feels awesome. Yesterday was like scary.

1:29:32I wasn't sure if I was going to get

1:29:33>> yesterday. I was terrified.

1:29:35>> Look at this, guys.

1:29:40>> Like this.

1:29:42>> Wow.

1:29:45Me and my Japanese captain don't speak

1:29:48English. Don't know what we're saying.

1:29:51Don't know what we're doing.

1:29:54But the only language we speak is tuna

1:29:56language. All right, it's been about 1

1:29:58hour. Sun's coming up. No luck. But

1:30:01we've cracked our lucky beers. Really

1:30:03good.

1:30:08Saying, "Oh, I might fall in. Should I

1:30:10not stay here?"

1:30:11>> He's just saying it's like it's bumpy

1:30:13with the waves.

1:30:14>> Yeah, it's bumpy today, dude. But this

1:30:16is kind of what it's all about. Makes

1:30:17you feel more at sea.

1:30:24>> The smallest drivers.

1:30:28>> It's aing minnow.

1:30:30That thing is a baby, bro. Come on.

1:30:38>> What a waste of time.

1:30:39>> Definitely got to put that one back.

1:30:46>> All right, start

1:30:58the good luck. Luckily, this is the one.

1:31:00>> Come on. Give me the big dude. One time.

1:31:04Where is the land, bro?

1:31:10>> You can't see the land at all. We are in

1:31:12the middle of the sea.

1:31:14>> That's crazy.

1:31:16>> Look how crazy this is, guys. You cannot

1:31:19see the earth anywhere.

1:31:22This is like as middle of the ocean.

1:31:26Middle of the ocean as it gets.

1:31:29And this is no cut, no joke, no troll.

1:31:34Middle of the ocean.

1:31:39That's [music] a yo chill. Yo, he's just

1:31:43murdering it.

1:31:48More humane way to do all this.

1:31:50>> Yeah.

1:31:53>> Boom. Dude, check that out. What? Oh.

1:31:59Get a picture with this. I love

1:32:08>> Yeah, this is good LAR and all, but we

1:32:09need a $5 million two.

1:32:12>> Oh, that's a good way to hold it. Yeah,

1:32:14that's good aura right there.

1:32:16>> Peta is not going to like this video,

1:32:18dude. No, no, no.

1:32:27>> That one you're just putting in the

1:32:29pocket.

1:32:29>> Dude, what a brutal life for that fish.

1:32:31>> They cut out like a teeny bit of its

1:32:34lungs. [laughter]

1:32:36>> Punch it in the brain and now it's just

1:32:39in the box. So, you're actually going to

1:32:42get cancelled for this video. I'm going

1:32:44to get cancelled for just being here. I

1:32:47think you're going to chop this up quite

1:32:48a bit, right?

1:32:49>> Put it in.

1:32:49>> That's going in, bro.

1:32:51>> The punch. The punch is going in.

1:32:53>> No, bro.

1:32:54>> You're cancelled, dude.

1:32:57>> I don't care if you put the punch.

1:32:58>> Dude, people were mad at my Snapchat for

1:33:00just sitting there looking at it.

1:33:02>> What are they saying?

1:33:02>> I was like, "Yo, check out this fish I

1:33:04caught, guys." It was like flopping on

1:33:05the ground. Everyone's like, "Yo, you

1:33:06got to kill it, bro." See,

1:33:07>> not your job.

1:33:09>> It's literally our job, bro. It's that

1:33:11What? What are we doing right now? It's

1:33:13supposed to be our job. What are we

1:33:14going to tell these guys how to do their

1:33:15job?

1:33:17>> Well, that's true. But the camera

1:33:18doesn't know that.

1:33:19>> Well, they just heard me say that. But

1:33:21that is

1:33:24[music]

1:33:29>> Show me the Shquishia lips.

1:33:34The big lips.

1:33:40It's tiny.

1:33:52Oh wow, dude. This one's pretty big,

1:33:54actually. This one's thick.

1:33:58>> Yeah. Wow. That's definitely the biggest

1:33:59one yet.

1:34:01>> One we got yesterday. The first one we

1:34:03got yesterday was way bigger.

1:34:04>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one that got off

1:34:06earlier, they said it was at least 80

1:34:09kg.

1:34:11That's like 200 lb.

1:34:13>> 200 lb, bro.

1:34:14>> They're going crazy over there.

1:34:16>> Let's go.

1:34:19>> Yo, what's going on?

1:34:21>> That's bad, dude.

1:34:23>> Wa!

1:34:25Look at that thing. [music]

1:34:33And then bring the little one.

1:34:38>> [music]

1:34:47[music]

1:34:49>> All right, that was a pretty good day's

1:34:50work. Still have not caught the goated

1:34:53tuna,

1:34:55>> the 500 pounder, which is getting

1:34:57somewhat frustrating, but we did catch a

1:34:59ton of fish, which is exciting, and it

1:35:01is worth money. We We ran the numbers.

1:35:03The MA tuna is worth way more than

1:35:06expected. So, what the plan currently is

1:35:08is we got to get rid of the tuna before

1:35:11we go back out. But, we're definitely

1:35:13not giving up on the giga tuna yet.

1:35:24[music]

1:35:35>> [music]

1:35:43[music]

1:35:51>> All right, guys. So today, Togei and the

1:35:55Goons are going to sell the fishes

1:35:59somewhere.

1:36:01I'm not going with I'm actually uh

1:36:04flying back to the States. I've decided

1:36:06the whole tuna fishing scheme is uh not

1:36:10for me. And I only honestly I only came

1:36:12here to LAR and post that I went tuna

1:36:16fishing in Japan with Togei on

1:36:18Instagram. So, now that we got that out

1:36:20of the way, you know, I'm out of here. I

1:36:24never thought that they were going to

1:36:25catch a $3 million tuna. I will say I am

1:36:28I'm rooting for him, but yeah, I'm uh

1:36:31Udy's clocking out early. I'm going back

1:36:34to the Holy Land to hang out with

1:36:3618year-olds. So, I'll see you guys in

1:36:39the next one. My advisers have advised

1:36:41me to take the fish to Tokyo. So, we

1:36:42drove the fish to Tokyo. It was like a

1:36:4410-hour drive. Absolutely brutal. But,

1:36:46here we are. And in the pursuit of

1:36:47getting the max bucks for my fish, we're

1:36:49going to try and sell it directly to the

1:36:52sushi shop owners because I guess what

1:36:54most people do, what most fishermen do

1:36:56is they go to the fish market and sell

1:36:58it. And I'm thinking in my head, that

1:37:00doesn't make any sense. I'm going to

1:37:01sell you a fish so that you can sell it

1:37:03to someone else. Sounds like I'm just

1:37:05paying you to do something that I had to

1:37:07do already, which is sell my fish.

1:37:12You can smell the tuna from outside the

1:37:14car. Bro, this car is I mean it's

1:37:16leaking tuna juices. How are they doing?

1:37:21>> Straight from the Misu Straight or some

1:37:25Wait, where what's the straight called?

1:37:27Misu.

1:37:27>> What?

1:37:28>> Where? Wait, wait, wait. What's

1:37:30>> Oh, by the way, this is Japanese uh

1:37:33restaurant. So, we're going to give it a

1:37:34little Japanese car. We just like, you

1:37:38know, say hi. Yeah, say hi to them.

1:37:40Okay.

1:37:40>> All right.

1:37:41>> Oh, this is a big moment.

1:37:53to

1:37:57consider

1:38:01Reena. Reena

1:38:02>> Reena

1:38:02>> Reena Shins.

1:38:04>> Yes.

1:38:05>> What song?

1:38:07>> Is means like sir or miss basically. So

1:38:09her his name is Shing. Her name is

1:38:11Reena.

1:38:12>> It's a pleasure. Nice to meet you.

1:38:15>> We got these. We We got 20 240 kg.

1:38:27>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

1:38:30Oh,

1:38:32I'm nervous, bro. This is like the most

1:38:34nervous I've ever been. Yo, this is so

1:38:38funny.

1:38:43>> [laughter]

1:38:45>> All right. Um, do you want does he want

1:38:48us to like take one out or

1:38:51Oh, okay.

1:38:58So, is it possible to take everything

1:39:00out so he won't check every single fish?

1:39:03>> Oh, yeah. Let's do it. We'll check every

1:39:05fish. All right. All right.

1:39:06>> Where do we want to bring them to? Just

1:39:07put them down.

1:39:07>> Oh, we just put it right here. Dude,

1:39:09this is so crazy.

1:39:19>> What did he say? He said

1:39:25>> Oh, where did you

1:39:32That's the biggest one.

1:39:40>> So basically you did all the right

1:39:42process before you bring the fish in cuz

1:39:44like if you don't didn't bring the

1:39:46organs out then it will be rotten very

1:39:48fast very easily.

1:39:49>> Oh okay. Yeah. So we caught it 2 days

1:39:51ago. We took the organs out. Run caught

1:39:53it and we screwed the thing in its head.

1:39:56Gave it a clank to get this thing and

1:39:58then we put the thing up the spine and

1:40:00that's all we did.

1:40:04There's no way that translated exactly

1:40:06what I just said.

1:40:08>> So,

1:40:11what does he think?

1:40:13>> Sorry.

1:40:13>> What does he think of this?

1:40:24>> It's a It's a very nice nice quality and

1:40:27good stuff. However, like their shop is

1:40:29quite small. But do you have the

1:40:31smallest? What's the smallest size?

1:40:32>> We need smaller.

1:40:33>> Uh-huh.

1:40:34>> Oh, yeah. Let's pull out a smaller one.

1:40:42>> Oh, yeah. We could. So, what we could do

1:40:44I think they're all pretty big, but we

1:40:46could go to the market.

1:40:47>> I don't think we should

1:40:50take

1:40:52>> If we chopped it up, would you want to

1:40:53buy less meat?

1:40:55>> We don't have someone who we know

1:40:57chopped up. Oh, how's this guy going to

1:40:59expand his business if he's not buying a

1:41:00big tuna? I need her to tell him that.

1:41:03Give a little motivational David Gogggin

1:41:05speech. Like, let me tell you about the

1:41:06box.

1:41:07>> They say like uh they can think about

1:41:09it, but they were uh expecting something

1:41:11smaller. They say a smaller maybe just

1:41:14one side of the fillet.

1:41:15>> Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:41:16>> It's better for us to sell them the

1:41:18whole thing.

1:41:19>> That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm

1:41:20trying to promote. I say like maybe you

1:41:22can take it a whole but we help you to

1:41:23split it.

1:41:24>> What is the smallest? Like, is this way

1:41:26too big? We might have one that's

1:41:28slightly smaller, but like they're all

1:41:30like, you know, maybe 30% smaller is the

1:41:32smallest.

1:41:38>> Yeah. [laughter]

1:41:39>> They want to buy all of them or what?

1:41:40>> Uh they are asking when is uh what time

1:41:43that they can give you the final answer.

1:41:46>> Just say today and then we'll go like

1:41:48try and sell the the rest and we'll just

1:41:50save one for them.

1:41:52>> Okay.

1:41:54>> Yeah, this is dope. We should eat here.

1:41:57Yo, we should eat our own tuna. I'm just

1:41:58kidding. I'd never pay that much tuna.

1:42:03>> I will I'll go this way. You can do your

1:42:06>> bow bow. You got There you go.

1:42:10>> So, he want you to show him the fish.

1:42:12>> This is the best of the best, my

1:42:14friends.

1:42:15>> Yo, that [ __ ]

1:42:17dumping. Look at that.

1:42:28this the

1:42:30>> uh

1:42:36they're all with two each except for

1:42:38that one has just one big one.

1:42:40>> It's nine fish.

1:42:46>> He want this one.

1:42:47>> That one. That one. How many kg you

1:42:49think that one is?

1:42:50>> 40.

1:42:52>> Only 40. I think it's more. No, I think

1:42:55it's like I think it's like 60 honestly.

1:42:58>> Yeah.

1:42:59>> 60 kg times. We're doing 24,000

1:43:03per kg.

1:43:08>> Yeah. Yeah.

1:43:10>> Oh,

1:43:11>> he seems way too stoked about that.

1:43:13[laughter]

1:43:14>> He seems way too happy about that.

1:43:16>> No, I already got those. I must uh they

1:43:18say um

1:43:23Where we carry it inside for him or

1:43:24what?

1:43:28>> Yeah. I asked him for cards. They say he

1:43:29said his no can carry the fish.

1:43:31>> Yeah. Then I say the water will come

1:43:32out. He said no problem.

1:43:34>> Yeah. So

1:43:34>> dude, I don't want to carry the fish.

1:43:36Raw dogs. Sounds terrible, bro. This

1:43:38guy's lucked out, bro. He got the big

1:43:40one.

1:43:41>> Next one. We got to sell for like 30.

1:43:43>> That guy [laughter] was saw 1.4 million.

1:43:46>> Yeah. No problem.

1:43:47>> Dude, how do they normally do this? Cuz

1:43:49I've never been at no sushi restaurant

1:43:50and seen that two white dudes carrying a

1:43:52big fish inside their

1:43:55John. Yo, what the

1:43:58>> dude? I'm not even going to fit in this.

1:44:00>> It's not going to fit.

1:44:03>> Set it down real quick.

1:44:14>> Dude, that thing is huge, bro. I think

1:44:16that's more than 60 kgs. It felt more

1:44:17than 60 kgs.

1:44:19>> You like

1:44:21>> good. [laughter]

1:44:23>> Oh, it's so slimy. Oh, yeah. I'm never

1:44:25eating soon again.

1:44:27>> Do you mind if I wash my

1:44:28>> Oh, yes. It's

1:44:30>> Is he okay? Is he satisfied with this?

1:44:31Is it okay?

1:44:32>> He's more than satisfied.

1:44:33>> How much do you sell it for?

1:44:34>> 2.4 million.

1:44:35>> 24,000 per kg.

1:44:37>> I ask her like, "How many days you think

1:44:40you can finish the whole fish?" They say

1:44:41about 2 weeks.

1:44:42>> Two weeks. Where the food for the

1:44:44customers?

1:44:45>> How much you charge you per plate, dude?

1:44:47What the?

1:44:48>> You should come back here for dinner.

1:44:50>> I'm not eating that. No way.

1:44:51>> No, no, no.

1:44:55It's good.

1:44:56>> He said like this is a a very quality

1:44:59and very beautiful tuna. Then he really

1:45:02thank you for bringing this in and he

1:45:04will use it to serve his clients and

1:45:06make sure everyone will happily have the

1:45:09piece of it.

1:45:11>> Okay. Word. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, how does

1:45:13this work? We get the he gives us money

1:45:15or why like

1:45:17>> Oh, okay.

1:45:17>> Like wire dude like whatever.

1:45:25>> So he cooks a whole restaurant or in

1:45:28this kitchen

1:45:30one army, dude.

1:45:31>> It is as big as

1:45:33>> Oh, I got those. I got those. Thank you.

1:45:37Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 1.4.

1:45:40>> I don't know [laughter] if you know what

1:45:41it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

1:45:48>> All right. So, our driver, I don't

1:45:50actually know where he's at. I think

1:45:51he's smoking a cigarette, but our jolly

1:45:53Chinese driver, he obviously knows not

1:45:55notices that we're selling all these

1:45:56fish. He, it turns out, he has a friend

1:46:01that wants to buy one of the fish. So,

1:46:03he's coming to meet us right now. You

1:46:05speak Japanese and Chinese. You speak

1:46:06Chinese.

1:46:08>> Well, he doesn't he doesn't know what

1:46:09I'm saying. [laughter]

1:46:11Um, okay. Well, would you tell him? Uh,

1:46:13it's nice to meet him

1:46:19and we have lots of fish if he we're

1:46:21excited to sell him. How how how uh big

1:46:25of one does he want?

1:46:31>> So, he brought uh his own ice box. Then

1:46:34he want to bring here to see how big

1:46:36that which fish can fit it on in his Oh,

1:46:40>> okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Okay.

1:46:42>> Cool. Cool.

1:46:46>> Poor guy, dude.

1:46:47>> Maybe we should give our driver one.

1:46:48He's like the coolest guy ever, and he

1:46:49plugged up this sale. We'll give him a

1:46:51commission.

1:47:05So, he said this the biggest container

1:47:07he has. Uh, even if there doesn't be

1:47:09here, it's okay to just like simply

1:47:11afford to let him come out.

1:47:20So, he wants to see the biggest one.

1:47:22They feed his box.

1:47:23>> You want to see the biggest one of it?

1:47:24>> Yeah.

1:47:25>> It's not going. Well, tell him. Okay,

1:47:26we'll we'll do it.

1:47:372,000.

1:47:38>> That was good. Uh, good. Okay. I

1:47:40>> think it does about 40 kills.

1:47:42>> Um, we'll do for this one, um, 25,000

1:47:47per kg, 40 kgs, uh, million yen.

1:48:00>> All right.

1:48:01Oh,

1:48:04>> okay.

1:48:04>> Thank you, sir. Gracias, bro. I love

1:48:09>> and the

1:48:10>> they're just the best. They're the

1:48:12easiest going people. Look at this guy.

1:48:14He's just happy to be here.

1:48:16>> Kind of. He looks kind of paranoid right

1:48:17now.

1:48:22Gracias. What's Chinese? Hello. Or thank

1:48:24you.

1:48:25>> Shishi. This guy. I love our bro.

1:48:28>> The first one 1.4 and then a million. I

1:48:31mean, we have made about 30% of what we

1:48:35lost at the horse track, you know, so

1:48:37we're making progress.

1:48:39>> And then we'll give you uh the finder

1:48:41fee

1:48:42>> uh for find connecting it. It is for

1:48:44you.

1:48:44>> Thank you.

1:48:44>> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

1:48:46>> All right. Cool.

1:48:50>> Hi.

1:48:52>> Domo or whatever.

1:48:54>> His name is Kobayashi.

1:48:56>> Kobayashi. Nice to meet you. All right.

1:48:58Well, we got like like like some uh uh

1:49:00tuna is our you you're trying to buy

1:49:02tuna. Yes.

1:49:04>> All right. Word. Let's check it out. So,

1:49:06these are from the uh the Ma blue fin.

1:49:10Oh my god, it reeks in there.

1:49:12>> All right, we have

1:49:14five left.

1:49:22>> It's nice. How many do you want?

1:49:26>> Just one. just one.

1:49:32>> And then there's tails for

1:49:46Huh?

1:49:47>> That one.

1:49:48>> All right. Work. Here we go.

1:49:54>> How many kg you can do?

1:49:56>> Will you ask him uh how much per kg he

1:49:59pay for this?

1:50:03>> Is he said like for the market price is

1:50:05all depends on the quality of the tuna.

1:50:07He's thinking still. So it usually cost

1:50:09between 3,000 to 9,000. For example, the

1:50:12fatty tuna may cost more and the red

1:50:15part may cost less. It really depends on

1:50:18the the fish itself.

1:50:21>> Oh, this is fatty.

1:50:23>> It's real fatty. Trust me.

1:50:24>> Obviously, I want the 9,000, right?

1:50:30>> I should have said higher.

1:50:32>> I should have said like 15,000.

1:50:34>> Okay. He thinks like this one may value

1:50:37about 100,000 yen in the market. So,

1:50:41it's about 3,300

1:50:44yen per

1:50:45>> No, no, no. Uh uh ask them if you go a

1:50:48little higher.

1:50:49>> Oh,

1:50:49>> maybe like like like like eight.

1:50:52>> I I myself on this.

1:50:54>> Well, cuz I'm letting these people give

1:50:56me the ranges and then I ask for the top

1:50:57of their range. Bro, I I mean the bigger

1:51:00ones I don't understand how there's such

1:51:02a difference in the bigger one and the

1:51:03littleer one. All right. So,

1:51:08so the whole thing that I heard about

1:51:11150,000 yen. So, that means like 5,000

1:51:14yen per kilo.

1:51:17Ask him. Ask him. Ask him if he can uh

1:51:20meet me somewhere uh in the middle. If I

1:51:22wanted 9 and he wants five,

1:51:24seven * 30, which is that's the middle.

1:51:28That's a fair price.

1:51:30>> This is straight from caught yesterday.

1:51:32It's fresh as it comes.

1:51:39Oh,

1:51:42like you ask what you got? You got cash

1:51:44or

1:51:44>> Oh,

1:51:46no. So, he's say he will transfer you

1:51:48the money for bankage account. Is that

1:51:51>> send you money and you just send it to

1:51:53me?

1:51:53>> Yeah.

1:51:54>> Perfect. Pleasure to do a visit to you.

1:51:56We can carry this in for you too. Uh, no

1:51:57problemmo.

1:52:09Thank you very much.

1:52:10>> Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you.

1:52:11You have a blessed day. I appreciate you

1:52:13a ton.

1:52:13>> Dude, these people are the best.

1:52:16>> All right, worth it. That's going This

1:52:17is going pretty well. Well, we got uh we

1:52:18kind of just got small left. It's an

1:52:21honest day's work, but it's way harder

1:52:23than gambling, let me tell you. This is

1:52:25a huge pain in my ass.

1:52:28All right,

1:52:30I guess on to the next.

1:52:43>> Hola.

1:52:44>> Nice to meet you.

1:52:45>> What is this? Usima.

1:52:47>> Um Umeawa.

1:52:48>> Umeawa.

1:52:51Okay. Very nice. We only have three

1:52:52tunas left. They're smaller ones, but if

1:52:55you want to buy them, you can. Oh, it's

1:52:58good. All right. All right. Let's take a

1:52:59look. I take a look.

1:53:01>> Tell him I want to get rid of them. Like

1:53:02if he I'll give him discount if he buys

1:53:04all of them.

1:53:05>> Okay.

1:53:07>> And tell [laughter] him I like his

1:53:08shoes.

1:53:12>> It's good. Very fashionable. So it's uh

1:53:14we killed it with the the how we kill

1:53:16it. Eek.

1:53:18>> And then blue. I think this one has the

1:53:21tail in it if you want to look. Oh yeah.

1:53:30This is the other one. M.

1:53:36>> This one's still

1:53:38eating.

1:53:40>> He say it's very good.

1:53:41>> It's very good.

1:53:43>> I know it is, bro. I got to call it

1:53:44goods, bro.

1:53:47>> How many fish did you get?

1:53:49>> Uh,

1:53:50>> in total,

1:53:51>> maybe nine, 10.

1:53:53>> Yeah. Go. [laughter]

1:53:55>> That's what I'm talking about. All

1:53:56right. So, what what do you think? Do

1:53:59you And if you buy all of that, I'm

1:54:02going to give you cheap price.

1:54:14>> Oh, he say he can take it too.

1:54:16>> Two. Yeah. I mean, that's good. All

1:54:17right. We'll let you pick which ones you

1:54:18want.

1:54:21He said he said like he can take this

1:54:23too.

1:54:23>> The big one and the small one.

1:54:25>> Mhm.

1:54:25>> Right. [clears throat] So average out

1:54:26price to one medium one. The big one

1:54:28like 22,000 per kilo. And then the small

1:54:31one will do like 8,000. So average out

1:54:3414,000 per kilo for all of it. We'll

1:54:37call it what's this? 40 30.

1:54:40>> Ask him because he probably knows.

1:54:45Another

1:54:47kilo.

1:54:48>> Yeah, he thinks it's about 40 kilos.

1:54:51>> 40. And then how much do you think?

1:54:53>> Maybe this one's 10.

1:54:55>> That's really small.

1:54:56>> It's really small.

1:54:58>> 55 kilos total times we'll say 16,000.

1:55:05>> We'll get We'll do both for 800,000 yen.

1:55:20Can you make it cheaper?

1:55:21>> It's too much. How does Buham do it?

1:55:23Bukum goes no. No. Okay. I ask how much

1:55:26lower does he want?

1:55:30>> So, how about uh

1:55:3360 650,000 yen?

1:55:36>> All right. All right. It's good.

1:55:38>> 600 cuz I like your shoes. All right.

1:55:41650 for the boat.

1:55:42>> All right. Thank you, sir. I appreciate

1:55:44you. Right on, dude. All right. All

1:55:46right. Uh we'll carry these in for you

1:55:48uh over there.

1:55:52>> Dude, that thing is a monster, bro. I

1:55:53think everyone's shaving it. We should

1:55:55stop asking them how much it weighs.

1:55:56Like I I should start telling we should

1:55:58start weighing them at least, bro. Oh,

1:55:59how much do you think the whole 40 kg?

1:56:00It could be 80 for all I know, bro.

1:56:02>> Aren't you guys weight? You should know

1:56:04how many kilos.

1:56:05>> No, bro. Not in tuna units, bro.

1:56:11You okay?

1:56:12>> Yeah.

1:56:14>> Okay. Okay.

1:56:17>> This restaurant smells awesome, bro.

1:56:23>> Okay. Thank you, sir. It's good here.

1:56:25>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1:56:34>> So, we were not able to get rid of that

1:56:36last three tuna. We were kind of running

1:56:38dry on sushi spots that were willing to

1:56:40purchase our uh somewhat shady tuna, per

1:56:43se. I I think we goted on a few of

1:56:45those, but I'm pretty happy with how

1:56:47that went overall. Overall, I mean,

1:56:48that's a good day's work. But this is

1:56:50where my head's at right now. It's good

1:56:52money, but I'm also not entirely sure if

1:56:53that was worth it. Okay, so this this is

1:56:55what just happened. I drove 9 hours to

1:56:58this tiny fishing town from Tokyo. I

1:57:01fished for 2 days in the middle of the

1:57:03night for about 10 hours each time. So

1:57:05that's 20 hours fishing and then I drive

1:57:079 hours back and then I had to spend

1:57:09another 8 hours going sushi shop to

1:57:11sushi shop trying to sell this fish and

1:57:14on top of that worst of all is it's not

1:57:17necessarily like like entirely.

1:57:20Dude, I did all that for $20,000.

1:57:24If I'm going to be doing something

1:57:25that's completely legal, I would rather

1:57:27be selling. How much easier would that

1:57:30be? just like sell the and somebody

1:57:31shows up to your door, you give them the

1:57:33they give you the money on to the next.

1:57:35No, I chose like uh to drive 10 hours,

1:57:39fish 20 hours through the night. So not

1:57:42worth it for the riskto-reward ratio. To

1:57:45explain to you guys exactly how the

1:57:46fishing works out here, each registered

1:57:48fisher gets uh certain allocation of

1:57:51fish. Like you're allowed to catch X

1:57:53amount per month, right? And this

1:57:55allocation is like gold to these people.

1:57:57So, the the crew that let us go out on

1:57:59their boat, they were just letting us

1:58:01catch the fish. They didn't charge us

1:58:03because they weren't registering the

1:58:04fish as their catch. There was no skin

1:58:06off their back uh because they weren't

1:58:09wasting allocation with our smaller

1:58:11fish. Usually, you only want to use your

1:58:14allocation on like the really big fish

1:58:16cuz like we said talked about, they get

1:58:18exponentially more valuable the bigger

1:58:20that they are. So, by registering small

1:58:22ones, it's like a huge waste of

1:58:23potential money. So, shout out them

1:58:25though either way cuz they didn't charge

1:58:26us. They let us keep, you know, $20,000

1:58:29of fish and and I think they were just

1:58:31old and retired and they didn't give a

1:58:32So, there's a few things that we're

1:58:34learning about the Gigafish. The

1:58:36Gigafish will sell for significantly

1:58:38more money if it's properly registered,

1:58:41meaning we need allocation for it. And

1:58:43even more so, if I want to ship the tuna

1:58:46back to the States where like you get

1:58:47the most most most money for your tuna,

1:58:50I'm pretty sure it definitely has to be

1:58:52registered or what? I'm going to tell

1:58:54the shipping company, I caught this

1:58:55tuna. I I found it. Like it has to be in

1:58:57the system somewhere cuz it's like I'm

1:59:00telling you guys I didn't realize how

1:59:02serious it was. I thought it was just

1:59:03like oh fun fishing. No, dude. It's like

1:59:05life and death out here tuna fishing.

1:59:07like they take it so seriously all the

1:59:10rules and regulations and that's part of

1:59:12the reason they get so expensive. I'm

1:59:14not giving up on the Giga Tuna but I

1:59:15need I just need to find a boat that's

1:59:17going to do it like more professionally

1:59:20per se so that we have all our bases

1:59:22covered especially when the big money is

1:59:24moving around. And I don't want to be

1:59:25involved with any weird. I want to buy

1:59:27five allocation spots, but they're a

1:59:29expensive. B, a lot of people don't have

1:59:31it. C, if do people do have it, they

1:59:33don't want to give it up because you can

1:59:35potent one allocation can potentially be

1:59:37worth $3 million if you catch $3 million

1:59:40fish. So, I'm just getting, bro, I don't

1:59:42know. I'm I'm just stranded in Tokyo

1:59:44right now. So, I'll just keep you guys

1:59:46updated. Right now, it's cooked.

1:59:51All

2:00:06right, check it out. Super exciting

2:00:08news. I was We had booked our flights

2:00:10home. I was ready to go home and give up

2:00:12on this tuna because I'm going insane.

2:00:15But then I got a call. So, despite being

2:00:18banned from 90% of Japan's fishing,

2:00:22we're fully blacklisted. We found one

2:00:24boat. So, we have one more opportunity

2:00:27at this. We're driving. We're on the way

2:00:28there. Check it out. We're in this

2:00:30dude's taxi in I don't know what town we

2:00:32are. Small town Japan. I mean, look in

2:00:34middle of nowhere. Dude, what? Best part

2:00:36about this boat situation is that it's

2:00:38fully legal. So, we can actually sell

2:00:41the tuna at auction. There's not going

2:00:42to be any questions. Where'd you get

2:00:44this tuna? Or we can ship it to the

2:00:45states if we want to and get more money

2:00:47there. This really needs to work. This

2:00:49is our last opportunity at the tuna. Yo,

2:00:52these boats look legit. Look at these

2:00:54things, dude.

2:00:56>> If anything don't catch a $3 million

2:00:57boat is going to be one of them.

2:01:03>> I am concerned though because this one,

2:01:05this boat, they said we might be out

2:01:06there for a few days.

2:01:08I don't want to pin on a boat. Check

2:01:10this out, dude. This is as legit as they

2:01:12come. This is a way bigger operation

2:01:14than the first boat. This is like if

2:01:17anything's going to catch a a tuna,

2:01:19that's going to be this bad boy right

2:01:20here. And so that's our captain over

2:01:23there. And uh I don't know what they got

2:01:24going on here, but I don't know. They

2:01:28did say we were sleeping on the boat.

2:01:31Not really sure where, how, or what that

2:01:34entails, but we need to suit up.

2:01:36>> Suit up.

2:01:38>> It's like the Power Rangers fishing

2:01:39squad assemble.

2:01:41>> Wait. Right here. Yes.

2:01:42>> They don't look very suited up.

2:01:46>> They'll appreciate

2:01:47>> No, we're our commitment.

2:01:49>> Chuds, dude.

2:01:49>> We're not Chuds, bro.

2:01:51>> This is Chud Bait.

2:01:52>> The other people.

2:01:53>> No, bro. We're using chud bait to catch

2:01:55the tuna.

2:01:56>> Look at these dudes. They're wearing

2:01:57flops.

2:01:57>> And this guy's

2:01:59grilling.

2:02:00>> He's going to suit up soon.

2:02:01>> I'm pretty sure they got their yellow

2:02:03suits. No, bro. We got to set the

2:02:05precedence that we're we're not or

2:02:06they're not going to take us serious.

2:02:07You're going to catch some fish cuz they

2:02:09they think we paid them to keep all the

2:02:11fish. So, they're going to be like, I

2:02:13can just chill in my slides. No.

2:02:16>> Uh, we got to show them

2:02:19business.

2:02:20>> Well, we're not boss, but we mean we

2:02:21mean business. Check this out. Look at

2:02:24them fishing poles. Those are like 20

2:02:26times bigger than the previous ones. You

2:02:28see them poles? That's poles. That's as

2:02:30legit as they come. Wow. That's at least

2:02:3380 ft. Check it out. They're cooking us

2:02:35some food. Pre sea food.

2:02:39This is what they eat out here.

2:02:41>> Eating that.

2:02:42>> That'sing We're sharing these for I

2:02:45guess the meal today. That thing looks

2:02:46dope. No, just kidding. That looks like

2:02:48a disgusting looking [ __ ]

2:02:52I feel more inclined to put my in that

2:02:54than to eat it. Put it in my mouth.

2:02:57>> Oh, it's so slimy. Oh, dude. I'm not

2:03:00into that.

2:03:00>> No.

2:03:03pretty nervous about this, but you can't

2:03:05be rude, you know. That's what we need

2:03:08to catch. That's what we're looking for.

2:03:09Look at that, dude. Wait, show them this

2:03:11one.

2:03:12>> Yo, that's more, right?

2:03:13>> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

2:03:15>> Is this for for us? Thank you. I think

2:03:19>> dude, the actually cooks down pretty

2:03:21good. You guys try it yet?

2:03:22>> No.

2:03:25>> Six out of 10?

2:03:26>> No, it's not. No. Six out of 10 is

2:03:29better than

2:03:31four.

2:03:32It's slightly worse than a corn dog

2:03:34>> or three,

2:03:49>> dude. Jacob

2:03:51one.

2:03:54>> Oh my god, it's just terrible.

2:03:57Just tastes like almost

2:04:01[music]

2:04:11[music]

2:04:12the birds is where the money is at is

2:04:14what they say. I'm going to send one off

2:04:16into the ocean here, dude.

2:04:22Are we good? Oh, I go up there.

2:04:25All right. I don't think you're going to

2:04:26be doing much casting either. I think

2:04:27you're going to be more dropping once we

2:04:29get over the top.

2:04:30>> No, dude. I'll cast this. No, don't.

2:04:33>> Why not?

2:04:35>> He's going to put us right over the top.

2:04:37>> I'm whipping this [ __ ]

2:04:42>> Dude, he's casting.

2:04:44>> Okay,

2:04:45>> dude. That fish is going to yank me to

2:04:47the ocean.

2:04:48>> All right, so you do it like this. One,

2:04:51two.

2:04:54We'll see you yanking it out of the

2:04:56water.

2:04:56>> Yeah, that's what he's done.

2:04:57>> Oh, that you want to yank it out of the

2:04:59water.

2:04:59>> Yank it and then reel it. Reel the slap.

2:05:01>> Yank and reel.

2:05:03>> How'd you know that?

2:05:04>> Because it's like a fish. It darts. It

2:05:06doesn't have a consistent swim back to

2:05:08the boat.

2:05:14>> It's not catching no tuna, dude.

2:05:16>> Yank, chill, reel. Yank, chill, reel.

2:05:21Yank, chill. I don't think you're you

2:05:23got to keep reeling while you chill.

2:05:26>> No, cuz you want it to be swimming like

2:05:28a fish.

2:05:30>> Only one of the fish would tell us how

2:05:32to do this.

2:05:34I don't know where a safe place for me

2:05:35is.

2:05:36>> Okay, stop. Okay, stop.

2:05:38>> Stop.

2:05:39>> He said stop.

2:05:40>> Let's go. But no,

2:05:43>> reel it in.

2:05:45>> Reel it all the way in.

2:05:46>> Reel it in. Dude, you're making him geek

2:05:47right now, dog.

2:05:48>> He is geeking the out on you. Okay.

2:05:53>> We got to leave right now.

2:05:53>> My day.

2:05:55>> Hurry. Hurry.

2:05:56>> Good thing we got them these overalls.

2:06:01>> Tuna.

2:06:02>> What?

2:06:02>> What?

2:06:06>> What do you mean tuna?

2:06:06>> There's a tuna inbound nearby.

2:06:08>> Said there's 300 lb. 300 kilo lb. They

2:06:11go by kilo.

2:06:12>> 300 kilo.

2:06:14>> What?

2:06:15>> There's a We're hunting down one 300 lb

2:06:18tuna right now. Oh, that's awesome.

2:06:28>> How the get that thing all the way out

2:06:29there?

2:06:29>> Why are the birds chasing it?

2:06:31>> Why do the birds chase the tuna? This is

2:06:33a good question. You anyone you guys

2:06:35know why the birds chase the tuna?

2:06:37>> How do you eat?

2:06:38>> Because around the the tuna chase the

2:06:40smaller pre

2:06:43and the birds want those. Maybe there's

2:06:44like chunks of the other fish to eat.

2:06:48Not shown, but that's where the other

2:06:49food is.

2:06:50>> So, we're going after one fish right

2:06:52now. That's pretty badass.

2:06:53>> That'd be so crazy if they were like 700

2:06:563 million 3 million. [music]

2:07:03[music]

2:07:09Let me tell you, dude. Fishing sucks.

2:07:14We've been out here for maybe 7 hours.

2:07:17Not a nibble, not a bite, not a fish in

2:07:20sight. Matter of fact, I a list of

2:07:23things I would rather do than fishing.

2:07:24It just so you It sounds exciting. The

2:07:28river monster guy makes it seem really

2:07:30cool. No, bro. It's not. That's not how

2:07:32it is at all. It's It's

2:07:36very slow paced. Matter of fact, let me

2:07:38tell you, dude. Slots is a different

2:07:40story. At least Buckarot, you like you

2:07:43know what you're getting into.

2:07:45Immediate payout. This is like a 10-hour

2:07:47hand of Bakarat.

2:07:48>> I'm going to punch the megalodon.

2:07:50>> Oh yeah, punch it right on top of the

2:07:52head. Make it go to sleep.

2:07:53>> Yeah, you know you're supposed to punch

2:07:54in the nose.

2:07:56>> The megalodon

2:07:58sharks.

2:08:00>> That's not going to do anything. I'm not

2:08:02getting in that water, dude.

2:08:03>> I read it all over Instagram.

2:08:05>> Oh my god. You read it on Instagram,

2:08:06dude. Jacob is not helping the

2:08:09operation. All Jacob has done is had

2:08:11about 20 beers and talked about how he's

2:08:14going for a swim this whole time.

2:08:31He was concerned about the sleeping

2:08:32situation.

2:08:33>> He's feing for the nap, too.

2:08:37>> Lock in, bro. [laughter]

2:08:39>> Me lock in, bro. We caught the tuna.

2:08:42>> You didn't catch, bro. I'm in love.

2:08:44>> Where are we going today?

2:08:49Are we throwing it back or are we

2:08:52>> not a lot of communication going on

2:08:54about this mahi mahi?

2:08:56>> What you doing with that thing in my

2:08:57face?

2:08:57>> Take it, bro.

2:08:58>> I don't want it, bro. Put on the ground.

2:09:01>> Keep

2:09:03>> keeping

2:09:05yourself.

2:09:08>> They're saying there's a tuna in the

2:09:10area. Also, we gave up on that [ __ ]

2:09:12Uh rod fishing. Be real, dude. Dude, I'm

2:09:15not reeling in the 600 lb, but they say

2:09:18there's one one nearby. That's so crazy

2:09:20when you think about it. They they don't

2:09:22speak English. We don't speak Japanese.

2:09:24We can't communicate. But the language

2:09:26is really the tuna. All that they say

2:09:28tuna tuna tuna. And then everyone knows

2:09:30we're talking money, bro. We're ready to

2:09:32rumble.

2:09:45about 12 hours of fishing a day. Did not

2:09:47sing catch a single fish. I don't know

2:09:49how you guys do this. Who does this? I

2:09:51guess it's $3 million for a reason. But

2:09:53this is not easy, dude. But the good

2:09:55news, check out the moon, dude. I will

2:09:57say though, this is totally how you die.

2:10:01This is like how to die via Kraken 101.

2:10:04Look how dark it is out there. Oh my

2:10:05god. All right, we're going to hang out

2:10:07with our Japanese friends. I don't know

2:10:08what else people on boats supposed to

2:10:10do. All right. Ask them if they know uh

2:10:13what the shotgun is.

2:10:14>> Shotgun.

2:10:15>> Yeah. You ever shotgun a beer? Ah,

2:10:18>> tears.

2:10:19>> Shotgun a beer.

2:10:20>> A beer.

2:10:21>> Ask them. They know what that is.

2:10:23>> Beer. Who knows it?

2:10:24>> Do they you guys do that in Japan or

2:10:29[laughter]

2:10:31>> what?

2:10:34Open the

2:10:36>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Just a beer.

2:10:38Just a beer.

2:10:44Yeah. Oh, he he knows

2:10:48>> Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

2:10:49>> Hey, cut him. Go ahead.

2:10:50>> No, you got to do it.

2:10:52>> We'll we'll we'll crack it for you.

2:10:54>> Where Where's the keys at?

2:10:56>> Knife.

2:10:58>> Yeah. Oh, that thing is rusty as hell,

2:11:00dude.

2:11:03[screaming]

2:11:08>> [laughter]

2:11:11>> Wow.

2:11:13>> All right. You ready?

2:11:14>> Ready.

2:11:16>> Cheers.

2:11:20[laughter]

2:11:25>> He's a vet, bro. He was fast.

2:11:28>> He almost got [laughter]

2:11:30>> That was good. That was good.

2:11:33>> You got to open it, dog.

2:11:40>> [laughter]

2:11:40>> There he goes. There he goes.

2:11:43>> Hopefully that's good to vlog.

2:11:45>> All All along the goal is to shock him

2:11:47with a bunch of Japanese people in the

2:11:48middle of the ocean.

2:11:50>> I don't know.

2:11:52>> All right, so what do we do now? Dude,

2:11:54>> we need this fish, bro. We got to get

2:11:55that line. [laughter]

2:11:57>> This is like way too much dillydally.

2:12:01Oh.

2:12:03>> Oh, that's the guy that's supposed to

2:12:05make it. That's the fish. He's the one

2:12:07in charge here. This is already, bro.

2:12:14>> Oh my god. This is so not tuna coated,

2:12:16bro.

2:12:17>> I better.

2:12:20>> Okay, so everybody puts their finger on

2:12:23the cup like this and then you count

2:12:25down. Three, two, one. And then you get

2:12:28to choose whether you take your finger

2:12:30off or not.

2:12:31>> Do that.

2:12:32>> All right. Ready?

2:12:33>> Ready. Yeah. Yeah.

2:12:37>> No, no, no. [laughter]

2:12:40>> Three, two, one.

2:12:42>> And then you say a number.

2:12:44[laughter]

2:12:46>> Three, two, one.

2:12:50>> Okay. Again.

2:12:523 2 1 2 3 2 1 1

2:12:56>> Oh, [screaming]

2:12:58so now it's just you two left.

2:13:02>> 3 2 1

2:13:03>> Oh, that's [screaming and cheering]

2:13:05what he drinks. [laughter]

2:13:06>> Nice.

2:13:10[music]

2:13:10>> This is uh the opposite of what we got

2:13:13to be doing right now. We're going to

2:13:14get that line out there. This

2:13:16>> I don't give a about the sharks.

2:13:20I am the shark.

2:13:28>> I am the shark.

2:13:37>> Holy Uncle Tim. Asian Uncle Tim, bro.

2:13:40The guy in charge of the whole

2:13:41coordination of the tuna boats is just

2:13:43legitimately drunk right now. That's the

2:13:46way she goes, though.

2:13:47>> Oh my god. But I love trying new things

2:13:49and scheming and endeavoring. This is

2:13:50like the hardest thing I ever did. It's

2:13:52like 10:00 p.m. and this is where we're

2:13:54sleeping. The floor of the boat. We got

2:13:57cameraman Ed over there. And hopefully

2:14:00tomorrow morning at 4:00 a.m.

2:14:08[laughter]

2:14:08>> What the hell wrong with you, dude?

2:14:13But yeah, either way, dude, this is

2:14:16getting unbelievable. So, we're going to

2:14:18hit the hay and I'll check in tomorrow

2:14:19morning. And hopefully we have It's

2:14:21what, 10 p.m. now, so 6 hours.

2:14:23>> Hopefully, we got better luck then cuz

2:14:25it's I'm in the thick of it, dude. All

2:14:27right, check it out. It's currently 5:00

2:14:30in the morning. So sweet. Actually

2:14:33pretty beautiful.

2:14:36But we're fishing again. That's what

2:14:38we're doing, dude. All there is to do is

2:14:40just fish. You know, we slept right

2:14:43there.

2:14:45It was pretty awesome. And now the line

2:14:48is right there. It's coming down to the

2:14:50wire, though. I will say we got to catch

2:14:52this tuna soon, man. Or I'm going to

2:14:53lose my job. But let me tell you, dude,

2:14:56fishing is

2:14:59it's pretty underwhelming. I guess it's

2:15:00cuz we not caught the big yet. But this

2:15:03is the most bored I've been probably in

2:15:06my entire life. If we're doing like the

2:15:07fun meter, the funo meter, you know, how

2:15:10many beers does it would I have to be

2:15:12deep for this to be considered fun?

2:15:1620 beers.

2:15:1820 out of 20 beers. That's a maximum

2:15:20rating. No, I'll give it I'll give it 16

2:15:23beers. 16 out of 20 beers I would need

2:15:26for this to be fun. Ideally, a fun

2:15:29activity is, you know, zero out of 20

2:15:32beers. Here we go.

2:15:39>> Oh my god.

2:15:45>> Look alive, dude.

2:15:49>> Whoa.

2:15:51>> Dude, that thing is awesome.

2:16:00>> Get in there.

2:16:02Someone needs to get in there and punch

2:16:04it, dude. Oh, look. They're about to

2:16:05hammer it. Yo,

2:16:07>> that's what I've been doing.

2:16:09>> Take a pick on my phone.

2:16:13>> 3 2 1

2:16:24[music]

2:16:39That's what I'm talking about.

2:16:45[laughter]

2:16:47>> All right, [clears throat] check it out.

2:16:47We are back at the uh port. We did not

2:16:50catch any fish. Well, we caught

2:16:51technically a mahi mahi and a bird,

2:16:54which is was not even close to the goal.

2:16:57So, I'm feeling pretty defeated. We've

2:16:58been up for like 24 hours now

2:17:05and I don't know what I'm going to do

2:17:06about this situation. Definitely a minor

2:17:08setback, but I don't know. I'm going to

2:17:10go get some rest. This really puts into

2:17:11perspective how good the the first day

2:17:14was because we caught like 10 tunas that

2:17:17day and I thought it sucks cuz we didn't

2:17:18catch $3 million tuna. Turns out these

2:17:20blue fin are no joke and there's a

2:17:22reason they're so expensive. So,

2:17:25um, today yesterday was a failure. I'm

2:17:28pretty giga disappointed in that. But

2:17:30the good news is that you have reached

2:17:31the first sneaky giveaway. To enter, all

2:17:33you got to do is follow my Instagram at

2:17:35Stoer and DM me um, we'll call it

2:17:39Shamalama Dam Dam. DM me that and I'll

2:17:41pick one person and you win $10,000. All

2:17:44right, good looks. I appreciate you guys

2:17:46for watching and we can return to the

2:17:48video. uh feeling somewhat defeated uh

2:17:51in this whole endeavor. But

2:17:55once I uh

2:17:58take a nap, get some food, we'll hit the

2:18:01drawing board.

2:18:07All right, so I have some good news and

2:18:08some bad news. The uh bad news is that

2:18:10I've pretty much dropped the ball on

2:18:13every scheme thus far. So Jacob has

2:18:15quit. Dball Jacob is out. Uh Udy quit

2:18:17forever ago. So all my investors are

2:18:19gone. Um but the good news is that I'm

2:18:21not giving up. Actually, this next one

2:18:23is what I'm most excited about other

2:18:25than the tuna was obviously what I was

2:18:27really uh going for. But it didn't work

2:18:29out and that's like we said kind of luck

2:18:32draw. We did not catch $3 million tuna

2:18:34and I could not stay in Japan any

2:18:36longer. I was in Japan for a full month.

2:18:38You know, I planned that trip to be 3

2:18:39days long. But exciting news, the

2:18:41trucks, the mini trucks that I got a

2:18:43killer steel on got in a couple days

2:18:45ago. And for this, I kind of have a chip

2:18:47on my shoulder regarding this. A, I need

2:18:49to make this work or I'm going to look

2:18:50like aing idiot. Uh, and B, I need to

2:18:53make this work because everyone's hating

2:18:55on me. Everyone's quitting on me. Think

2:18:58it's not going to work out, dude. Just

2:19:00give it some time. I just needed some

2:19:01time to scheme, dude. I'm doneing

2:19:03around. I'm taking this serious. You

2:19:05know, I've kind of diagnosed the issue

2:19:07with the other schemes as I wasn't

2:19:09taking it as seriously as I should. So,

2:19:11I'm pretty disappointed in myself uh for

2:19:13that cuz, you know, I went to Japan with

2:19:15no plan, you know, no boats set up. I

2:19:18didn't understand the rules at all. I

2:19:19didn't understand how rare it was to

2:19:21actually to catch a $3 million fish. So,

2:19:23long story short, that was just a rinse

2:19:25and I've learned my lesson. So, I'm

2:19:26taking this super seriously. I have

2:19:28invested a little bit more money into

2:19:29this situation and I'm making it

2:19:31professional. I'm opening up my very

2:19:33first car dealership cuz I was thinking

2:19:35about it. If I just have 10ing trucks,

2:19:38you know, A, who am I going to sell them

2:19:39to? B, who's going to buy them? Like,

2:19:42there's no credibility with that. But if

2:19:44I have a professional, actual,

2:19:47legitimate, legal car dealership, dude,

2:19:49I mean, that's what car dealerships do.

2:19:50You put out the cars, people buy them,

2:19:52and that's how you make a business.

2:19:55Check that out, dude. Yo, that's so

2:19:58fire. And look at this lot. This is as

2:20:00professional as it gets. We got a whole

2:20:03I guess. Let's check out uh the inside

2:20:05of this place. So, we're going to need

2:20:07to get a sign over that bad boy. Oh,

2:20:10look. We got it. Yo,

2:20:16we finance everyone here at toi trying

2:20:18to I don't finance. I don't know who the

2:20:20[ __ ] on my team green lit that. I'm not

2:20:22fin. I'm not taking no shot. Cash only,

2:20:25[ __ ] Wow. Yo, this is actually

2:20:29so sick, dude. Oh, we are going to sell

2:20:32these cars out maybe in one day, bro. I

2:20:35didn't realize they have a conference

2:20:36room, dude. Wa. This looks good. All

2:20:40right, let's go to the trucks.

2:20:46That's quality [ __ ] right there.

2:20:52You got to help me sell these cars,

2:20:54dude.

2:20:55>> What? You got to help me sell these

2:20:57cars.

2:21:01I'll give you commission. Commission?

2:21:03How much? How much you want?

2:21:08You already look like a salesman, bro.

2:21:10Uh,

2:21:10>> Liam Liam would be so good at this.

2:21:12>> Liam would be so bad.

2:21:14>> That's ridiculous. That is an insane

2:21:16amount of commission. If you sell for

2:21:18$8,000, dude, that's 1,600 bucks. All

2:21:21right, for every sale you get entirely

2:21:23on your own, I'll give you 10%

2:21:25commission.

2:21:28>> And what are we going to do? We're just

2:21:29going to sit here tomorrow, wait for

2:21:30people to come.

2:21:31>> Dude, look, the office is sick as

2:21:32actually.

2:21:33>> We got a break room, dude.

2:21:37What is this place?

2:21:39>> It's a car. It's like an actual car

2:21:40dealership and we're renting it from

2:21:42them.

2:21:42>> Oh, really?

2:21:43>> Yeah.

2:21:43>> Where are the cars?

2:21:45>> I don't know.

2:21:47>> It looks kind of abandoned, actually. My

2:21:49understanding was that it was fully

2:21:50functional and operating. I don't even

2:21:51know if this [ __ ] air conditioning

2:21:52works.

2:21:53>> I don't seem like a dealership that's

2:21:55going to make money.

2:21:56>> What?

2:21:57>> The cockroach on the plug?

2:21:58>> Is there

2:22:01clean it up, dude?

2:22:03>> All right. Not by the camera.

2:22:05>> Yeah, we're going to put the trucks in

2:22:07there.

2:22:07>> Oh, okay. I can't find

2:22:10>> Yeah, you can park here.

2:22:14>> Yeah, perfect. All right. Thanks, bro.

2:22:16This is so sick. This is actually

2:22:19probably one of the coolest things I

2:22:20ever done. I'll give you 8% commission.

2:22:24Six.

2:22:26That is so much money. If you sell two

2:22:27trucks, that's $1,600. We're not selling

2:22:30our trucks, dude.

2:22:31>> You don't think? I dude I actually think

2:22:33we're going to sell four tomorrow at

2:22:34least. Bro, have you ever seen these for

2:22:36sale in Texas?

2:22:38>> Are we like advertising this anymore?

2:22:41>> The signs

2:22:43people driving.

2:22:44>> Oh, that's a good point. Video. A lot of

2:22:45people when I do a business like we did

2:22:47a business in Dreamland, I posted it on

2:22:49my story and so that everyone was making

2:22:51fun of me that I couldn't start a

2:22:52business cuz I used my social media

2:22:54presence to sell them. I'm posting no

2:22:57ads for this. This is a fully raw dogged

2:22:59business. No marketing from Togei. How a

2:23:02regular Joe would start a business. How

2:23:03Toyota did it. All right. Are you in,

2:23:05dude?

2:23:07>> 8% plus a $200 per day plus a $20 bonus

2:23:11per car.

2:23:13[laughter]

2:23:17>> All right.

2:23:217% $200 per day, $20 bonus per car.

2:23:26>> $18 bonus per car.

2:23:29>> All right. $40 bonus per car.

2:23:33[music]

2:23:36>> Dude, let's call Liam. See if he wants

2:23:37to do it. We I got a big opportunity for

2:23:40you.

2:23:47He's thinking about Can you hear me?

2:23:50>> Yeah. What up?

2:23:51>> I got a big opportunity, dude.

2:23:54>> Yeah.

2:23:56>> Um where are you in the world right now?

2:23:58I'm in Seattle.

2:24:00>> Dude, you got to come to Austin.

2:24:04>> What is it?

2:24:06>> We have

2:24:08a full-on car dealership.

2:24:10>> Oh, the mini trucks.

2:24:12>> Yes. It's so sick, dude. And Dball's

2:24:14helping me run the shop.

2:24:17>> That's sick.

2:24:18>> I'll give you 7% commission, uh, $70

2:24:21bonus per car, and $200.

2:24:24>> What?

2:24:24>> $250 per day.

2:24:26That's a better deal than I got.

2:24:29>> Liam's a more valuable salesman, dude.

2:24:33>> He has experience.

2:24:36>> No, I I don't think I can make that

2:24:37happen. That just sounds like a whole

2:24:39like

2:24:39>> No, it's going to be so much fun. If

2:24:41only we have a real car dealership,

2:24:44signs, building,

2:24:45>> office, break room, ice cream,

2:24:49>> big money. No, no. I got to like focus

2:24:51like I can't be having too many like

2:24:53irons on the pan. You know, whatever

2:24:56that expression is. Like

2:24:57>> you just said you can't have too many

2:24:58irons on the pan. No one has ever said

2:25:00that in a their whole life. Bro, you

2:25:03need to relax from Eore. And maybe these

2:25:06business skills are applicable. You

2:25:07know, when you like are training um

2:25:09karate or like whatever and they're

2:25:11kicking the tree or something of that

2:25:12nature.

2:25:13>> Yeah. Yeah,

2:25:14>> it could be applicable. Dude, it's

2:25:15sales. What do

2:25:16>> you need to play for? You already got

2:25:17the whole like Japan, you know?

2:25:21Because dude, we need more salesmen.

2:25:23What am I going to do? Just sit here

2:25:24with deball and sell the cars?

2:25:26>> Dude, I don't think that's going to be

2:25:27an issue where you're going to be like

2:25:28swamped and need more salesman.

2:25:30>> I think it's going to be a huge issue,

2:25:32dude. The people are already swarm

2:25:34waiting in line outside.

2:25:37>> And we don't even open till tomorrow.

2:25:40>> That's crazy. [music]

2:25:44>> We can do like a good cop bad cop thing

2:25:47or something. Do you ever have that? You

2:25:49be the salesman and I'll be the manager.

2:25:51Like I got to go ask the manager.

2:25:52>> Oh, and it's like, let me see if I can

2:25:54get a better price for you.

2:25:55>> Do you have a collared shirt?

2:25:57>> Yeah. I was just thinking I got I'm

2:25:58going to get dressed up. I'm also going

2:25:59to study up on these trucks.

2:26:00>> Dude, that's big. If you don't like the

2:26:02back of your hand, it's like, oh, this

2:26:03might be a better option. Well,

2:26:05>> we don't really have other options. This

2:26:07is it.

2:26:07>> They're all pretty damn similar.

2:26:09>> You notice every building on this road

2:26:11is a car dealership. There's a Subaru

2:26:12one right up the street.

2:26:14>> You're in like

2:26:16perfect. And we got something unique to

2:26:19offer.

2:26:22[music]

2:26:27[music]

2:26:36[music]

2:26:43>> [music]

2:26:50>> What? First business. First legal legit

2:26:52business ever. What? Everything legal.

2:26:56Cleared by the lawyer kind of. This is a

2:26:59dream come true right here, dude.

2:27:05All right, we're Let's get after it,

2:27:06dude. Big day of business. This looks

2:27:08great. Great work, Gar.

2:27:10>> Thank you.

2:27:11>> I was excited. I thought that I was a

2:27:13customer. All right, check it out.

2:27:14>> Dude, I've had at least three or four

2:27:16people stop by literally legitimately

2:27:18inquiring about the trucks.

2:27:20>> A lot of them are like super toothless

2:27:22looking type people, but

2:27:24>> that's the type of customer we want.

2:27:25Like cash only. Look at this water.

2:27:32>> That's disgusting.

2:27:34>> I washed my hands with it until I

2:27:36noticed it was brown. Feels like we need

2:27:37a plan. Like a business plan.

2:27:39>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, because we need an

2:27:41angle, you know. Whoa. [laughter] Check

2:27:44this out. And I am the Oh, wait. That

2:27:46looks like Let me But I think we need an

2:27:47angle in the sense that like there's

2:27:49roles.

2:27:50>> We can't all just like hover and like

2:27:53I'll be like the manager. I don't know

2:27:55what else people do.

2:27:56>> We need like a guy to like kind of intro

2:27:58get in there and like talk and then like

2:27:59a closer, you know?

2:28:01>> Yeah. But I don't know like the flow

2:28:02natural flow. Debo's the accountant cuz

2:28:04he was actually an accountant and he's

2:28:06going to print some bills of sales. Like

2:28:07we actually need

2:28:08>> Oh yeah. This is

2:28:09>> like legal documentation which I don't

2:28:11know how to do but he knows how to do.

2:28:12>> We need bill of sales.

2:28:15>> Bills of sales.

2:28:16>> I don't know.

2:28:19>> Pen and paper. Dude, how did you used to

2:28:20do it?

2:28:21>> This seems like maybe a better thing.

2:28:23>> What?

2:28:24>> The like actual paperwork.

2:28:26>> What is the paperwork?

2:28:27>> I don't know.

2:28:28>> Titles. No sale.

2:28:29>> We can't do that, bro.

2:28:31>> Where are the titles? We don't have

2:28:32them. They're not going to be here for

2:28:34weeks.

2:28:35>> What? Okay, we ship you the title in 2

2:28:37weeks.

2:28:38>> I think so.

2:28:38>> That's what a car dealership does.

2:28:40>> Is that what they do?

2:28:41>> Yeah.

2:28:42I didn't have the title for like months.

2:28:44>> Do they get like temporary plates though

2:28:45or like

2:28:47>> Well, you're supposed to.

2:28:49>> All right.

2:28:50>> Zo, you got to make some temp plates.

2:28:52So, I'll just like go off front and I'm

2:28:54like,

2:28:54>> what does that mean? Fresh.

2:28:55>> Give it a good spin.

2:28:57>> They're fresh from Japan.

2:28:59>> Oh, like fresh like fresh off the boat.

2:29:01Look at this.

2:29:04>> It's not bad, dude. Pretty good.

2:29:06>> We've done some market research. The

2:29:07competitive value for these, I believe,

2:29:10is about I mean, I don't even know which

2:29:12ones of these were. Dude, this is going

2:29:15to be harder than I thought.

2:29:18I'd say we just kind of randomly pick

2:29:20like how they all look the same. Like

2:29:23identical.

2:29:31And I think we're supposed to price it

2:29:32higher so we can give a executive uh

2:29:35manager discount.

2:29:36>> Right. Right. So

2:29:40we're gonna you're gonna have to do an

2:29:41inverse discount on that $6,000 one.

2:29:44Like sorry it's mispriced. It's

2:29:45actually$10,000 cuz that one's got four

2:29:46speed. I guess

2:29:47>> go look at other dealerships. See how

2:29:49they do it cuz I know there's like some

2:29:52reasoning behind putting the ones up

2:29:53front. You put the good deals up front.

2:29:55Oh, like the you put like maybe we do

2:29:59one for 6,000. You take a loss on one,

2:30:01it's like a hundred bucks,

2:30:03>> bro. That's how Costco does it.

2:30:04>> Exactly.

2:30:05>> Business master class. You know Costco,

2:30:07you walk in. Well, they put it in the

2:30:09back, right? Don't they put the cheap

2:30:11stuff in the back, so you walk through

2:30:12the whole store to get to it? But this

2:30:14is a little different. This is called

2:30:15the inverse Costco method. You put the

2:30:17cheap stuff up front, but then you see

2:30:19the nice truck uh sitting in the back

2:30:21there. Like look at that Suz Suzuki.

2:30:23That one should be 12,000 for sure.

2:30:26Okay. So, let's get

2:30:34all

2:30:43you see. No,

2:30:46>> thising. So, this is the automatic one.

2:30:48>> Oh, and this one's on the wrong side.

2:30:50Wait, they're all on the

2:30:52>> That's how all the cars in Japan are.

2:30:53They drive on the other side of the

2:30:54road.

2:30:57And you can drive him here. Fine. I

2:30:59don't know. I think so.

2:31:08>> Dude, this is also not legal.

2:31:10>> What? You're looking it up?

2:31:12>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:31:13>> It's legal.

2:31:14>> No, it ain't.

2:31:15>> What? What about if it's illegal?

2:31:22So going to drive away with one today.

2:31:25>> We should be like if they seem cool,

2:31:27>> you can rent.

2:31:28>> Yeah, you can like you can take it home.

2:31:29And you know what you mean? If they seem

2:31:31cool,

2:31:32>> if they're not going to like crash or

2:31:33like get the cops called. How'd you find

2:31:35that out? You doing research?

2:31:37>> Yeah. Yeah,

2:31:37>> that's good. Actually,

2:31:39>> I don't want to do no title jumping.

2:31:40Well, I think what could be reasonable

2:31:42is we say, "Yeah, that one. I'm glad you

2:31:44like that one. We got to do a little

2:31:45work on it."

2:31:47>> So, give us the money and we'll give it

2:31:48to you in two weeks. You got to let them

2:31:51>> be the case for every single one of

2:31:52them.

2:31:53>> Yeah.

2:31:53>> So they they would be like [laughter]

2:31:55maybe I'll get that one instead if you

2:31:57have to work.

2:31:57>> Yeah, that one dude. I mean,

2:31:58>> so we're just going to go our stick can

2:32:01be you can't drive away or I mean if

2:32:03they can drive away with it, whatever.

2:32:05But you can't do the paperwork for it

2:32:07for 2 weeks. These are just preliminary

2:32:10sales.

2:32:11>> You're going to have to explain all of

2:32:12this. I'm not telling anyone that,

2:32:15>> dude. I can't How does

2:32:21There, there.

2:32:33[laughter]

2:32:38That's awesome.

2:32:58Oh, here we go.

2:32:59>> There's a person.

2:33:02>> Oh, somebody's pulling in. Somebody's

2:33:04pulling in.

2:33:07>> Go out there.

2:33:09>> Oh,

2:33:10>> I can't go in there. Is he coming on?

2:33:12too scared. I got to go in the back,

2:33:13dude. I'm not ready for this.

2:33:14>> Is that like um too overwhelming? If I

2:33:18go and talk to him like, "Oh, hey, sir.

2:33:20How you doing?" I don't want to scare

2:33:21him off. You still there? I'll go there.

2:33:23Casual stroll. He's coming.

2:33:26>> I think you're busy. I'm

2:33:30>> This is so stressful, dude.

2:33:42I don't know, dude. This is so

2:34:01>> Tell me about these. I would have to

2:34:03grab the uh mechanic to uh give the

2:34:06exact specs on them cuz like half of

2:34:08them uh don't don't come with ACs.

2:34:12>> Oh, they're talking to them, dude.

2:34:13>> They are.

2:34:14>> Yeah.

2:34:14>> Some of them are older, some of them are

2:34:16a little newer. We got them from

2:34:17actually Japan. So,

2:34:19>> they're all authentic Japanese vehicles

2:34:21just shipped in. And so, these are the

2:34:22cheapest ones. And then the only

2:34:24automatic one, they're all manual except

2:34:26that one over there is automatic.

2:34:29>> And is there any with AC?

2:34:31>> Yeah. So, these ones I believe have AC.

2:34:34These ones I don't think we want to look

2:34:35at. And are you preferring uh the manual

2:34:37or the uh automatic?

2:34:41>> All right. Cool. Cool. Automatic. So,

2:34:43let's just take a look at that. This one

2:34:45is automatic and is the most spacious

2:34:47and has AC, but it is a little more

2:34:49expensive than the others. 60,000 mi.

2:34:51Runs good and all that good stuff. You

2:34:53can take a look at it. Uh yo, Liam, I do

2:34:55salesman like hover over you the whole

2:34:57time?

2:34:57>> No, they kind of like mix and bull. It's

2:35:00like fishing.

2:35:12>> What do you think of it?

2:35:14>> Of course, the keys uh might be inside.

2:35:16Let me grab it real quick for you

2:35:22with a spare tire.

2:35:24>> Is that one flat?

2:35:25>> No. No. I mean, if you get a flat

2:35:28>> Oh, no. Oh, we don't got no spares for

2:35:29that.

2:35:31>> Well, I'll tell you what. You can have

2:35:32one of the tires from other one of the

2:35:33other tires. Let me ask the guy to see

2:35:34if they're compatible.

2:35:38>> Just say yes. But

2:35:41that they win it and they don't know.

2:35:50>> What kind of mileage? Do you have any

2:35:52idea what it's getting?

2:35:53>> Oh, these will go up to 250,000 no

2:35:56problem. Specifically this brand. They

2:35:57last forever people. That's why

2:36:00>> miles per gallon.

2:36:02>> Oh, this.

2:36:04Yo, Jacob, how many miles per gallon

2:36:06I've been getting?

2:36:08>> I don't know.

2:36:09>> Thank you.

2:36:09>> What do you mean you don't know?

2:36:11>> I know.

2:36:12>> Look up a 200B real quick before it

2:36:14comes in.

2:36:14>> Is this a Suzuki?

2:36:15>> Yeah. Yeah. 2000 Suzuki

2:36:18uh T truck mileage.

2:36:19>> Is the odometer in kilm?

2:36:21>> Yep.

2:36:22>> 35 to 45

2:36:23>> miles per gallon.

2:36:24>> Miles per gallon. Damn, that's crazy.

2:36:27>> 45 35 45.

2:36:29>> I apologize. I was misinformed. It's in

2:36:31uh kilometers.

2:36:32>> So, what would the odometer be? I think

2:36:34it says 65

2:36:35>> 65,000 km. Do you know what that is?

2:36:37>> The conversion off the top of my head.

2:36:40>> You said 65,000 km.

2:36:42>> Yeah.

2:36:43>> 40,300.

2:36:45>> So, that's about 40,000 miles.

2:36:47>> Yes. Yes, sir.

2:36:48>> Okay. And is there any warranty with

2:36:51that? Oh, the warranty is expired, but

2:36:52we offered a dealership warranty.

2:36:54There's any problems uh over the next 5

2:36:57years, we uh will take care of it. But

2:36:59it's the there's specific terms. You

2:37:01know them, Jacob?

2:37:04>> What do you mean don't?

2:37:06>> And uh you would have a spare for this,

2:37:09right? Like you know, a spare tire.

2:37:11>> Yeah. Yeah, we can figure out where that

2:37:12would be. We don't have it right now,

2:37:14but

2:37:17Suzuki.

2:37:28>> Yeah. Which is the most uh sought after.

2:37:32They're uh more reliable. And you're

2:37:34welcome to take it for a test drive if

2:37:36you like.

2:37:37>> Yeah.

2:37:40>> All right. Here. Let me grab uh Jacob.

2:37:42We'll take you out with it.

2:37:44Yo, default.

2:37:45>> You got to take this guy for No, no, no.

2:37:49>> Huh? Let

2:37:50>> him go on his own.

2:37:51>> That's not how that works.

2:37:52>> Take his ID. Is that him right there?

2:37:55>> Yeah, he likes him. Are you going to get

2:37:56his ID?

2:37:57>> Just I'm not going with him.

2:37:59>> Go with him, dude. Somebody has to go

2:38:00with him.

2:38:00>> No,

2:38:01>> I cannot small talk.

2:38:04>> And now we're in reverse right now.

2:38:06>> Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.

2:38:08>> Yeah. And that's neutral. And then now

2:38:10we're driving. Yeah. Does it have it up

2:38:12here or you just have to go by this?

2:38:13>> No, you just got to go by this. You get

2:38:15used to it though.

2:38:16>> Oh, no. I'm sure. I was just curious.

2:38:18>> It's a little weird uh being on the

2:38:20opposite side for sure.

2:38:22>> So, I'm a little weird.

2:38:33And these ones, they're uh a lot of

2:38:35people like them for like farm work cuz

2:38:36it has good torque. Um but they don't

2:38:39get very fast. So you can see the dash

2:38:41only has 100 km an hour on it. So

2:38:45>> So in miles, what is that?

2:38:48>> Uh in miles, you would realistically not

2:38:51want to go higher than 60 mph in this

2:38:53bad boy.

2:38:54>> Definitely different.

2:38:56>> Yeah. Yeah. I I'm still not used to

2:38:58them.

2:39:01>> I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that.

2:39:03>> Oh, no worries. These things are uh as

2:39:06durable as they come, so it's very

2:39:08difficult to hurt these cars. Perfect.

2:39:10And the e bra. We're good.

2:39:12>> Where would a spare go if I was to get

2:39:14one?

2:39:15>> Let's take a look. I'm sure it has a

2:39:16place back there. Uh oh. Wa. There is a

2:39:20spare. All right. So, it turns out this

2:39:22one actually comes with a spare tire

2:39:23already. It's uh right here.

2:39:26>> I know. I I should be more informed.

2:39:28Sorry. We just got these cars. So, but

2:39:30it's right here. So, they got a

2:39:32compartment down here and

2:39:34>> that's the scare.

2:39:36>> Yeah.

2:39:36>> And I guess it has a jack down there.

2:39:39>> Um, yeah, I believe so. Let's see. Where

2:39:42would the jack be?

2:39:45I'll be right back.

2:39:49>> Yo.

2:39:49>> Yeah.

2:39:50>> What's a jack?

2:39:51>> Uh, jacks in the car.

2:39:54>> Do cars come with jacks?

2:39:55>> Yeah, most of them.

2:39:56>> Can you go look at it? See if there's a

2:39:57jack on the car?

2:39:58>> Sure.

2:39:59>> Can't tell them there's a warranty for

2:40:00it. Why? I'll warranty it. If it gets

2:40:02I'll pay for it. It's not going to be

2:40:04durable as they come.

2:40:05>> 5 years.

2:40:06>> 3 years. I said five.

2:40:08>> One time.

2:40:09>> All right. Go go go sell them the car.

2:40:11>> God, this is so stressful.

2:40:14>> Is there Are they all that small?

2:40:16>> Yeah.

2:40:17>> Oh [ __ ] This

2:40:22is

2:40:23>> attracted.

2:40:24>> No.

2:40:26>> Surely there's one though, right?

2:40:29Let me

2:40:41>> let me ask you a question.

2:40:42>> Yeah, shoot.

2:40:44>> If I was to give you cash for that, what

2:40:47would be your best price?

2:40:49>> Uh, let's see. Here. Come on inside and

2:40:51I can take a look at the uh paper.

2:40:56So, he wants to pay cash for that thing.

2:41:00Is there any discount that we can give

2:41:02on that?

2:41:03>> It's 13,000 right now.

2:41:04>> 13,000 right now.

2:41:06>> We don't have the title on hand. We'll

2:41:08have to do a deposit. So, we need to

2:41:12come down a little bit.

2:41:13>> But if you want to take it home today.

2:41:15>> So, if you want to take it home today,

2:41:17uh we don't have the title on hand

2:41:18because the table just purchased

2:41:20recently.

2:41:28>> [music]

2:41:30>> But price-wise, what are we thinking for

2:41:32that?

2:41:33>> This one, is this the 999 model?

2:41:36>> 2000.

2:41:37>> 2000. The only automatic on there.

2:41:43>> I come down 12,000.

2:41:45>> I'm sorry.

2:41:46>> I come down 12,000.

2:41:47>> 12,000. So 1,000 off. Well, let me think

2:41:50about that. I was just curious. And then

2:41:51it would take me two weeks to get title.

2:41:54>> Yes, we'll send the title signed title

2:41:55over to you.

2:41:56>> I see.

2:41:57>> And we'll do a bill sale today. And

2:42:00>> let me I'm sorry. I just wanted to get

2:42:02card from you.

2:42:04>> And is your number on [clears throat]

2:42:05here?

2:42:06>> Uh let me make sure. We just got these

2:42:08in.

2:42:11>> No, no, here. Let me write it down for

2:42:12you cuz these ones are not my personal.

2:42:18All right. So this is my personal line.

2:42:20So you can reach me here.

2:42:22>> Okay. So this would be 12,000 plus tax,

2:42:25title, and license.

2:42:27>> Yeah.

2:42:28>> Yes.

2:42:29>> Let me give this some thought.

2:42:30>> Thank you so much for coming by. Feel

2:42:32free to call anytime. Thank you, sir.

2:42:39>> What the is wrong with these business

2:42:41cards, bro? Look at this business card.

2:42:42He just walked off with one of these.

2:42:44Who made these? It goes south 911.

2:42:47>> I know.

2:42:48>> You got to get rid of these. Who made

2:42:50these, bro?

2:42:52>> He's going.

2:42:53>> He He just walked right off with a

2:42:54business card that says

2:42:57>> free air freshener cell phone 911.

2:43:01[laughter] Who? Somebody's with me on

2:43:03Team Togei. Bro, this is not a joke,

2:43:05bro. This guy just walked off with that

2:43:07business card. Why didn't you say

2:43:09anything? You should have said like

2:43:10those are I guess I looked at it too

2:43:12then you went back for I said no, don't

2:43:13take that one.

2:43:13>> It says 911.

2:43:15>> And then it says don't don't call me

2:43:17unless you're buying a truck. [laughter]

2:43:20What the?

2:43:22>> Who made the Whoever made this is

2:43:24getting fired. I think the title thing

2:43:25we should explain at right at the end.

2:43:27Like, okay, I'll buy it. Like, okay,

2:43:28yeah, it's good, but then cuz he seemed

2:43:30to just want to know the price. He said,

2:43:31I'll pay cash. We scared him off with

2:43:33the title.

2:43:44>> That dude's going to call the cops on

2:43:46us.

2:43:46>> He's going to call [clears throat] 911

2:43:47on the guard. You let him grab one, bro.

2:43:51[laughter]

2:43:51>> I I froze up, bro. He grabbed it with

2:43:54such confidence. I didn't know what to

2:43:55do.

2:43:56>> Oh, you you're terrible salesman, dude.

2:43:59You when they walk out the door, you

2:44:00chase him down. You be like, "All right,

2:44:0210,000."

2:44:02>> Like, dude,

2:44:03>> you wasn't ready.

2:44:05>> You were rambling.

2:44:07>> You dropped the ball, bro.

2:44:08>> You dropped the ball.

2:44:10>> I did not.

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2:45:52>> Who's right up front?

2:45:56>> Yo [music]

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2:46:04>> Check out.

2:46:06>> Yeah. Yeah, of course. Good. You want to

2:46:08come out?

2:46:08>> This one right here.

2:46:10>> Oh, sir. Uh, I would like

2:46:14to get up a price. Money ain't no

2:46:16problem.

2:46:17>> Yeah. Yeah. Um,

2:46:18>> I think we got some few more of a few.

2:46:21>> Yeah. I got a good business here.

2:46:23>> Yeah.

2:46:24>> Yeah. You know, I'm just I got

2:46:26motorcycles, man. I'm trying to get my

2:46:28wife something she can haul the

2:46:30>> Oh, work.

2:46:31>> Yeah. Liam is a expert when it comes to

2:46:33all this.

2:46:34>> You know what? I fix these.

2:46:35>> You fix these?

2:46:36>> Yeah.

2:46:37>> Have you had Have you owned one of these

2:46:38before?

2:46:39>> I got two of them.

2:46:40>> You have two of these? Yeah. And my

2:46:41born.

2:46:42>> He's got two of these.

2:46:44>> You have two of these

2:46:45>> at my barn. Yes.

2:46:46>> Toi.

2:46:47>> Togei. How you doing?

2:46:48>> Togei manage.

2:46:50>> You looking to get a third?

2:46:51>> Yeah. I'm going to get it for my wife.

2:46:53>> Oh, the whole family going.

2:46:54>> Yeah.

2:46:54>> So, this one in the middle there is a

2:46:56Suzuki. And then this one is also an

2:46:58automatic Suzuki right there.

2:47:00>> Well, you know what? I don't worry. I

2:47:02will need to know what I need to do and

2:47:04how much money I need to do and how much

2:47:06I need to drop or nothing more but the

2:47:09money. Do you know how much exactly

2:47:10you're trying to spend? Uh, most of them

2:47:11is 8,000,000.

2:47:13I don't give a [ __ ] what it cost for my

2:47:15wife. I don't give a cost 10 20,000.

2:47:25>> Does she drive manual or automatic?

2:47:27>> Uh, she drive automatic.

2:47:29>> Yeah. Take a look at this one. This is

2:47:30our uh best option for automatic. Yeah.

2:47:33So, this bad boy uh it's got 40,000 mi

2:47:36on it.

2:47:37>> I don't even want to know the mile. cuz

2:47:39if anything go wrong, I'mma fix it

2:47:40today. Just cuz I got the shop. I fixed

2:47:43it.

2:47:43>> All right. Right on. Right on. Uh did

2:47:45you want to take a look inside or

2:47:47anything?

2:47:48>> I'm fine. I need you to tell me what

2:47:50kind of number we looking at and how

2:47:52long it's going to take me to get it and

2:47:53uh I need to go home and get my driver

2:47:55license, come back back and and

2:47:57purchase.

2:47:58>> Perfect. Yeah. Just uh $13,000 and get

2:48:00you sorted today.

2:48:00>> $13,000.

2:48:02I I get more than that because she wants

2:48:05one and I won't let her drive now cuz if

2:48:08she's sick, she ain't going to bring my

2:48:09[ __ ] up. [laughter]

2:48:11>> No, I mean we as much as I'd love to

2:48:13sell it to you for more. $13,000 is all

2:48:15it costs.

2:48:16>> Okay. But uh like I said, I'll be back

2:48:18together in two days.

2:48:19>> Light up. I'll see you in a little bit.

2:48:20My name's Ki.

2:48:21>> Give me a card.

2:48:22>> Yeah. Yeah. Here. Actually, matter of

2:48:24fact, let me give you my uh personal

2:48:25cell phone number. It'll be easier to

2:48:27reach me. I'm

2:48:28>> I'm on the way back to get it. Not

2:48:31tomorrow cuz I ain't going to let her be

2:48:33driving mine.

2:48:34>> Yeah. Shoot me a text or call anytime.

2:48:37>> Matter of fact, I'll be calling you in a

2:48:38few minutes soon as I go home to let you

2:48:39know I'm coming back. And like I said,

2:48:41money is not a problem cuz one of my

2:48:44bikes cost $1.86 million. I got the old

2:48:47classic. I got the first

2:48:51that came out with the Honda Magnum uh

2:48:53B45 Magnum. I got the first one they

2:48:56ever came out. Oh, actually you should

2:48:59give him your phone number.

2:49:01>> All right.

2:49:01>> Yeah. Write down

2:49:08>> here. And then we'll have you call

2:49:09Jacob. So I'll I'll refrain from calling

2:49:12this number and then we'll have you text

2:49:14Jacob.

2:49:14>> Right. I'mma call Jacob cuz I'm only

2:49:16going to the house and get my driver

2:49:18license and insurance. I'm coming back

2:49:19today.

2:49:26>> All right. Cool. Well, we look forward

2:49:27to seeing you back.

2:49:28>> I'll be right back.

2:49:29>> Cheers. I'll see you soon, sir.

2:49:30>> Is she out here in the car? Didn't tell

2:49:32her she need to go and get everything

2:49:33she need.

2:49:34>> All right. Right on.

2:49:37>> You just gave your phone number to

2:49:39[laughter]

2:49:41>> dude.

2:49:43He's not buying no truck.

2:49:45>> No, he knows his stuff. He's

2:49:46>> He sounded like he knew his stuff.

2:49:47>> He says he has a $2 million bike.

2:49:49[laughter]

2:49:50>> Bike. He said

2:49:51>> Yeah. He said he got a motorcycle worth

2:49:532 million. You know what he tried to do?

2:49:55He said, "How much you going to cost?" I

2:49:56said 13,000. He said, "I'll pay more."

2:49:58>> Well, [laughter]

2:49:59>> oh,

2:50:00>> that's a

2:50:01>> Did you get your number back?

2:50:02>> Yeah, I got my number back.

2:50:03>> He had cash. I don't know if you guys

2:50:04saw he envelope with cash.

2:50:06>> Did he?

2:50:07>> Yeah.

2:50:07>> I don't think he

2:50:08>> I don't think he's got 10 grand in

2:50:09there, though.

2:50:10>> We are not sending him off with a car

2:50:12today. If he crashes a card that's under

2:50:14titled under my name, that's bad

2:50:16business, bro.

2:50:17>> No, it's cool because we got assumption

2:50:19of li liability and

2:50:20>> made by claw, dude.

2:50:22>> No lawyer wrote that up.

2:50:23>> It's legal. To be fair though, that

2:50:25guy's not hiring a lawyer.

2:50:28All right, we'll give him a car. He's

2:50:29not coming back to you. All right, 2

2:50:30p.m. No sales, but also no concern.

2:50:33That's the way she goes sometimes. We

2:50:34kind of planned for this. You know, you

2:50:35price high so you can give discounts.

2:50:37Now,

2:50:39we're going to discount them. Uh maybe

2:50:42we'll sell this one for $7,999.

2:50:47Note the $999 cuz that makes it feel

2:50:49like less than $8,000. It's really just

2:50:51$8,000, but it feels like you're paying

2:50:53$7,000. So, we're going to discount a

2:50:55few of these bad boys. 4,999.

2:51:02And this is a sneaky one. Inverse

2:51:04discount. Take notes, nerds.

2:51:08Why? Cuz high demand. This is actually

2:51:10business masterclass. We control the

2:51:12market. Our only competitor only has

2:51:14three trucks sitting out front of their

2:51:16store. I have 12. So, I get to determine

2:51:20the price of these things cuz where else

2:51:22in Austin, Texas are you buying a

2:51:23Japanese mini truck? I'll sell them for

2:51:25whatever theuck I want. I want goes for

2:51:26$11,000.

2:51:27>> Are you playing chess on the job?

2:51:29>> Yes, bro. Cuz the head of marketing is

2:51:33not doing a good job.

2:51:35>> Wait, why are we We've only been working

2:51:36for

2:51:385 hours and we're already discounting.

2:51:41>> It's only been 5 hours. It

2:51:42>> feels kind of aggressive. Like, it's

2:51:44actually been like 13 hours.

2:51:46>> This is like the hardest thing I've ever

2:51:47done. Well, it's too late now. The

2:51:49discounts is on the car, but now we'll

2:51:50say prices are fine, but I discounted

2:51:52all of them about 20%.

2:51:55>> What are the odds of this? There's a

2:51:57sushi restaurant down the road. Look at

2:51:59this. Why is it only closed on Tuesday?

2:52:02>> Well, maybe Tuesdays are cold days.

2:52:05>> Like a known thing, Jacob, you worked a

2:52:07job. Is that like

2:52:09>> what

2:52:09>> are Tuesdays slow?

2:52:11>> I don't know.

2:52:13>> Seems like a normal day to me.

2:52:14>> Or is that like a corporate thing

2:52:16everyone knows? like it's driving.

2:52:19>> I feel like

2:52:19>> we had the beginning of the week slow

2:52:22>> recovering from the weekend.

2:52:23>> What's that car doing?

2:52:25>> Driving.

2:52:26>> They're definitely not coming in here,

2:52:27dude.

2:52:30>> Are you right now?

2:52:31>> Yes.

2:52:32>> They're about to buy one.

2:52:33>> No, they're That's the

2:52:34>> Oh, they're going to buy it.

2:52:36>> Yeah. Yeah, they're

2:52:37>> They're about to buy it. Then they

2:52:48[music]

2:52:52check out this marketing, guys.

2:52:56Japanese store. So, somebody comes. Oh,

2:52:58I'm just going to get my Japanese sake

2:52:59cuz I love Japanese stuff. Put this bad

2:53:01boy here with Dball's number on the

2:53:03phone. And if you want to buy it, bro,

2:53:06call us up. You know what I mean? This

2:53:08is like D1 marketing. I don't know if

2:53:10they're going to love that we're parks

2:53:12right out front. You know what I mean?

2:53:13But

2:53:13>> no, this is like that's business. Like

2:53:15we help them, you know, this gets people

2:53:17to their

2:53:18>> That's a good point. Successfully

2:53:20planting marketing across the city. Now

2:53:23we've gone digital. Our first ad.

2:53:31Oh, this looks awesome.

2:53:33Excellent condition. Yep. 1,000 miles.

2:53:36That might be a little bit of a lie.

2:53:38>> And then maybe let's put the price at

2:53:40like 10,000 so they know

2:53:42>> it's at a,000,

2:53:44>> but that's how Facebook Marketplace

2:53:46works. You usually just list it for some

2:53:48[ __ ] and then people text you and

2:53:49ask how much.

2:53:51>> It's the hardest thing of all time.

2:54:03Thanks for coming by to tiny trucks. Oh,

2:54:06yeah.

2:54:07>> Are you in the market for a title truck?

2:54:11You speak Spanish?

2:54:12>> Uh, no, he doesn't.

2:54:20>> Oh, he needs a bit more money. Oh, he's

2:54:22more money. We can do a little bit

2:54:24better of a price on some of them. If

2:54:25any uh catches eye, we tell them we can

2:54:28uh give him a discount.

2:54:36He has no money. No money whatsoever.

2:54:40He wants to buy a mini truck.

2:54:46>> He doesn't have any.

2:54:48>> Okay, cool. All right, cool. Well, let

2:54:50us know if we can help you in any way.

2:54:51Thank you so much. Appreciate you.

2:54:52>> Thank you.

2:54:54[music]

2:55:01Yo, welcome to Togei's Tiny Trucks. Do

2:55:04you have a farm? Maybe you own a local

2:55:06beer company. Maybe you just want to tow

2:55:07around some smaller than usual luggage.

2:55:10I'm not completely sure exactly what

2:55:12people do with these bad boys. But I can

2:55:14tell you one thing for sure is that the

2:55:15[ __ ] absolutely love a classic tiny

2:55:18truck.

2:55:24Tiny trucks imported straight from the

2:55:26motherland. Straight from Japan. Our

2:55:28trucks come equipped with a powerful 55

2:55:31horsepower 3cylinder engine.

2:55:34You can tow about just any. One thing

2:55:36that we hate here at Togei's Tiny Trucks

2:55:38is lemonade. It is my toy promise to you

2:55:41that you will not find any lemons at

2:55:43Togei's Tiny Trucks. All vehicles come

2:55:45inspected and in like new condition.

2:55:47[screaming]

2:55:48So, what are you waiting for? Come on

2:55:49down to Togei's Tiny's Trucks. Meet the

2:55:53staff. We got our number one engineer

2:55:54Dball Jacob and our master technician,

2:55:58Mr. Liam.

2:56:01You got to look more enthusiastic than

2:56:02that. Dude, do not offer a refund. All

2:56:04sales are final. Cars do not come with

2:56:05warranty. Toki's tiny trucks is not

2:56:06liable for any injury or death caused by

2:56:08improper use or mal or malfunction of

2:56:10the truck, including but not limited

2:56:11[music] to texting driving, engine

2:56:12failure, broken head gasket, flat tires,

2:56:13transmission malfunction, own emergency

2:56:14brakes, and drunk driving.

2:56:19How sick is that, dude? We didn't get

2:56:22any sales yesterday, but I'm pretty uh

2:56:24I'm pretty enthusiastic about our uh

2:56:26infomercial here. So, I'm going to

2:56:28upload this bad boy, and I'm pretty sure

2:56:30we're going to be able to sell all these

2:56:31trucks in no time with the addition of

2:56:34now advertising. The foot traffic turns

2:56:36out to be mostly I mean, heads and also

2:56:39poor Mexicans. So, we're expanding our

2:56:42reach. We just opened. It's 10:43

2:56:46and I'm stoked for a good day of sales

2:56:48at Togei Tinage Trucks.

2:56:54Whoa.

2:56:55Can

2:56:56>> you get in the rhythm, dude? Check this

2:56:58out. Watch. Ready?

2:57:05See, I'm stabilizing with my forehead.

2:57:12>> If I'm 97% sober, that would be 11 days.

2:57:17I get to get up for 11 days a year. A

2:57:19sneaky office counts as half a day.

2:57:22Under seven drinks plus no drugs doesn't

2:57:24count.

2:57:29Seven or more drinks plus no drugs is a

2:57:31half a day. 7 to 15 drinks plus one to

2:57:34two doses of counts as a day.

2:57:37>> Wait, but by this system, you could just

2:57:39do unlimited below seven drink days.

2:57:43>> I could have six beers every single day

2:57:46[laughter]

2:57:46>> and be 97% sober. No. Yeah, that Well,

2:57:50that would be, you know, 100%.

2:57:52>> Yeah, [clears throat]

2:57:53>> but that's fair.

2:58:16>> Holy boredom.

2:58:18Dude, I miss Japan.

2:58:21>> I don't My life is a h 100 times better

2:58:24without Japan. There's no work that gets

2:58:25done in Japan. Just dillydally. Since

2:58:28coming back, I'm 100 times more

2:58:29productive. I feel like a work machine.

2:58:32>> Dude, a couple days where you're doing

2:58:34nothing, you can just have a

2:58:48All right, we're running late. We got a

2:58:50customer here, though. Big day. Big day.

2:58:52Big sales.

2:58:55How are you? Hello, buddy. How are you?

2:58:57Yeah, man. Good. Good.

2:58:59>> Oh, yeah. I just I saw some new trucks

2:59:01and uh we actually we do farmers markets

2:59:03on the weekends and stuff like that. So,

2:59:04right on, dude.

2:59:05>> So, I I can't afford a big truck right

2:59:07now. I was like, man, if we get a small

2:59:08one and use that for now and work our

2:59:09way up to a big truck, that'd be

2:59:11awesome. That one's pretty much the

2:59:12same. I did talk to him, though. There's

2:59:14one automatic which she'll be driving

2:59:15sometime. So if there's opportunity to

2:59:17look at the automatic, that's one kind

2:59:18of favor. Should learn how to drive

2:59:20manual. It's fun. You guys want to be on

2:59:22a test drive?

2:59:24>> Yeah. Yeah. I a picture of your ID right

2:59:29here. Let's pop inside.

2:59:32>> Back in the office.

2:59:37>> You guys just opened this up recently?

2:59:39>> Two days ago.

2:59:40>> Oh, no way.

2:59:41>> Yeah. Yeah, she works at a store down

2:59:43the street and I drive by here all the

2:59:45time and I was like, I've never seen

2:59:46this place here.

2:59:47>> Right on. All right, cool. Enjoy it.

2:59:49Stay safe. Don't crash it.

2:59:50>> All right, brother. Appreciate it,

2:59:51>> dude. He is so gonna buy one.

2:59:53>> I was here earlier today. He's like,

2:59:54"Yo, dude, that ad works wonders." Look,

2:59:58we got another guy pulling in right now,

2:59:59bro.

3:00:04>> Four people.

3:00:05>> I know, dude. Business is moving. Oh,

3:00:07that's our coffee. That's the neighbor.

3:00:09>> What up, dog?

3:00:10>> Good. Come on. Just show my brother,

3:00:13dude.

3:00:15>> I'm telling you.

3:00:17>> Do you guys uh do you guys go through

3:00:19the registration process?

3:00:30>> All right, let's go out there.

3:00:35>> Got this, bro. Got it.

3:00:38>> How do you like it? You know what year

3:00:40it is?

3:00:41>> This one I think 2000. Let's double

3:00:42check.

3:00:43>> She's nervous about driving on the other

3:00:44side, but I think she'll figure it out

3:00:45pretty quick.

3:00:46>> No, you get used to it. It's no problem.

3:00:47>> Yeah, it looks really good. Um, like

3:00:49what are options for like payments,

3:00:50stuff like that?

3:00:51>> We can do uh anything. If you want to

3:00:52leave with the car today, it would have

3:00:54to be wire, cash, cashier's check, and

3:00:58then we also do cryptocurrency.

3:00:59>> And then uh like down payment, get off

3:01:02the rest, or you looking for the full

3:01:03full payment up front?

3:01:04>> Well, so our financing team, they've not

3:01:06set it up uh entirely yet. So like what

3:01:09I mean how much are we looking to put

3:01:10down?

3:01:11>> I mean we can probably do like we get I

3:01:13get paid in a couple days. She just got

3:01:14paid. We can probably do like maybe

3:01:161,500 possibly 1,500 today.

3:01:19>> 1,500 down. All right. I would have to

3:01:21uh make a phone call, but I believe that

3:01:24should be like

3:01:25>> just give me like 2 hours.

3:01:27>> I don't know how to finance a car, dude.

3:01:29What did he say? 5 years. He wants a

3:01:315-year loan. That's what car dealerships

3:01:34do. And that's how you make the money. I

3:01:35got to call my lawyer about this cuz

3:01:37this is way out of my league.

3:01:42>> Is everything okay?

3:01:43>> You're Do you have a second?

3:01:45>> Yep.

3:01:46>> Um, so I don't know if you're aware, but

3:01:48I've been uh running a car dealership

3:01:51and there's some people that want to

3:01:54finance a car. Is it possible to just

3:01:55like write up an agreement where they

3:01:57pay me money over the next 5 years?

3:02:01Um,

3:02:01>> yeah.

3:02:02>> I'm aware of this idea generally. I

3:02:04don't know is already happening. Is this

3:02:07for those little trucks?

3:02:08>> Yeah.

3:02:08>> I don't even like what are you doing

3:02:10this under?

3:02:12>> Like is this under Toki girl? Is this

3:02:14under tok?

3:02:14>> Oh, this is under the titles are under

3:02:16my name.

3:02:23>> Hello.

3:02:23>> Yeah, we can absolutely draft up.

3:02:27>> Hey, I'm about something else probably.

3:02:37and you're selling it to them and

3:02:39they're like, "Yo, I don't have all the

3:02:40money. I need to go get it from the

3:02:42bank." And you're like, "Well, I am the

3:02:44bank."

3:02:45>> Okay. Word. Would it be possible to

3:02:48write something like that

3:02:50today?

3:02:51>> Send me as many details as possible. And

3:02:54uh who are these people?

3:02:55>> Strangers.

3:02:57>> Send me names. Send me the the name of

3:02:59the car, the model, the makeup year, and

3:03:02I'll tell you what else I need. But that

3:03:04should be fine.

3:03:05>> Word. I'll send it to you in uh 15

3:03:06minutes.

3:03:08>> Bye.

3:03:08>> Word. Thank you. Holy. Now we got to go.

3:03:10Dude, blue. Running a business is not

3:03:12easy. Take the hidden camera.

3:03:14>> Swap it out. Let's go.

3:03:15>> Green light.

3:03:16>> Yes.

3:03:17>> That was as green as it gets. How's it

3:03:18going, sir?

3:03:19>> How you doing?

3:03:20>> All right, man.

3:03:21>> How you doing, buddy?

3:03:22>> All right.

3:03:24>> You own this thing?

3:03:25>> Yep. Yep. Yep.

3:03:25>> Oh, okay. I was going to ask you because

3:03:28uh how you guys work on the deals this

3:03:30these little tiny cars cuz I seen them

3:03:32in a new ramp area but they're they're a

3:03:35they're like way higher than yours

3:03:37>> the price.

3:03:38>> Yeah.

3:03:38>> Yeah. So we got all of these straight

3:03:40from Japan.

3:03:42>> So they're very very cheap to uh import.

3:03:45So we have a decent profit margin even

3:03:48at uh some of these prices.

3:03:49>> Oh really?

3:03:50>> Mhm.

3:03:50>> Because I I drive this truck and I'm a

3:03:53subcontractor. I clean pools. But this

3:03:56truck last year spended almost 55 $5,500

3:04:00on gas.

3:04:01>> Oh yeah, these get a lot better mileage

3:04:03than the blue truck. Some of them I

3:04:05believe up to 40 m a gallon.

3:04:07>> So I was I was looking at the $4,000

3:04:09one. That one air conditioning.

3:04:12>> This one is a little cheaper cuz it does

3:04:13have AC. So that one 6,000 does come

3:04:16with AC.

3:04:17>> Um

3:04:18>> yeah. The only thing is it's got to be

3:04:20like like this. You got to be a little I

3:04:23put my bucket in there

3:04:26inside the bed but I carry buckets.

3:04:30>> So this one is a similar price has AC

3:04:34same thing.

3:04:38>> So that I want to question how much

3:04:40would be this one cash money. What's the

3:04:42lowest you'll go?

3:04:43>> If you came in cash

3:04:47I could do I could take off a,000. I can

3:04:49give you five $5,000 for the car if it

3:04:51was cash

3:04:52>> at the door.

3:04:53>> Yeah. Yeah.

3:04:53>> So, that one I'm going to see how you

3:04:55turn these things on.

3:04:56>> Let me grab the key for this one. I'll

3:04:57be right back.

3:05:17>> All right. All right, we're going to

3:05:18have to put a new starter. Maybe you

3:05:19don't want to buy this one.

3:05:25>> All right, this one's up. Don't buy this

3:05:27one. It's foot. You put the foot on the

3:05:29clutch to turn it on. Yeah.

3:05:30>> Yeah.

3:05:36>> All right. Well, this one. We got to

3:05:37find a different one. All right. All

3:05:38right. All right. Since that one doesn't

3:05:40work, you pick a different car and it'll

3:05:42match the price.

3:05:43>> So, you How much is this one? That one I

3:05:46can do 4,000 for you

3:05:48>> and then the taxes.

3:05:50>> And so I would say uh be prepared for

3:05:524,000 4,300

3:05:56uh in out the door including taxes. That

3:05:58one would be 5,400. The one we talked

3:06:00about earlier.

3:06:01>> So how long can you hold it for?

3:06:04>> Uh I unfortunately can't hold any of

3:06:07them just cuz they've been selling uh

3:06:09pretty fast and a lot of people come by

3:06:11to look at them. So, unless we had a

3:06:13deposit, I I couldn't hold anything.

3:06:15>> Can you do four grand straight? 4 grand

3:06:18total.

3:06:18>> Let me All right. All right. I'll do I

3:06:22can do four grand out the door for for

3:06:24you if uh you can do cash uh today.

3:06:29>> Okay. So, and then I have to wait

3:06:32[clears throat] for the title though,

3:06:33right? So, I can't drive it. Yeah, you

3:06:34could uh drive it if you wanted to sign

3:06:37a waiver of liability, but we would have

3:06:39it shipped to you in uh 2 weeks with the

3:06:41title.

3:06:41>> Did you get information about the little

3:06:43truck so I can see how much a quote for

3:06:45insurance is going to be?

3:06:46>> Yeah. Yeah, of course. Let me get all

3:06:48that uh

3:06:49>> let me get that information for you

3:06:50right here. Come on inside and grab that

3:06:52for you.

3:06:55>> Everything just got

3:06:59the driving stuff. Here is the specs on

3:07:02the car and then also my personal phone

3:07:05number. So shoot me a call today. Um

3:07:08otherwise tomorrow somebody could help

3:07:09you but I am not positive I can do help

3:07:11you with the tax uh break tomorrow.

3:07:14>> Yeah.

3:07:15>> Mhm.

3:07:15>> Okay. I get paid Friday. So that that I

3:07:19wanted to put some

3:07:21some of that money towards that. I got

3:07:24some money in the bank, but I wanted to

3:07:27get it Friday so that way it won't be

3:07:29like a big impact. You know what I mean?

3:07:32>> Yeah. Yeah. By Friday, that one um will

3:07:34definitely be gone.

3:07:35>> Let me do what I what I have to do and

3:07:37then I'll call you in in about an hour.

3:07:40>> Okay. Right on.

3:07:41>> Still here.

3:07:41>> I'll be here.

3:07:42>> Okay. I appreciate it, guys.

3:07:43>> Thank you so much, sir.

3:07:45>> That's my name.

3:07:46>> Right on. Thank you, sir.

3:07:49>> Oh, dude. We so sold that car.

3:07:51>> Well, not yet, dude. That is such a

3:07:53lock.

3:07:58>> Hi.

3:07:59>> Hey, listen. And I know that I just

3:08:01realized that you're charging that

3:08:02truck, right? Cuz the lights are on.

3:08:04>> Oh, no, we are not.

3:08:06>> Okay. It's hooked up to something, but I

3:08:08wanted you to know that. Okay.

3:08:09>> Oh, and why' you sell all these already?

3:08:12>> When they're not all sold, but a few.

3:08:13>> But all of a sudden, they're sold on

3:08:14there. I was here yesterday and the day

3:08:16before.

3:08:17>> Oh, yeah. This morning we had about 15

3:08:19people uh interested in that.

3:08:20>> Do you know I have a DOA? It's a VW.

3:08:22It's really That's why they're buying

3:08:24these because I've been It's only one in

3:08:26Austin, Texas. It's a 88. But I want one

3:08:29of these. So, can you call Can you give

3:08:31me my Can Can we talk over the phone?

3:08:34>> I want the best one that you have left.

3:08:36>> The best one that we got left. Yeah,

3:08:37absolutely.

3:08:38>> But we're going to have to talk money.

3:08:39So,

3:08:40>> of course, naturally. So, this is my

3:08:42number.

3:08:43>> Okay.

3:08:43>> And I am Togei.

3:08:45>> Soon as I get my DOA back, you should

3:08:48put it in front cuz it'll sell more.

3:08:50Okay. Let's talk.

3:08:51>> Perfect. Thank you so much.

3:08:52>> Thank you.

3:08:53>> Business is booming, dude. I got money

3:08:56coming in left. Come here right, dude.

3:08:59Go buy another one of these, bro. I'ming

3:09:01him. No cap. All right. I I don't want

3:09:03to go back out and talk to her, though.

3:09:05We're going to wait for the lights.

3:09:07>> No, I don't want to talk business more

3:09:09with her. She's intense.

3:09:15>> Hello, Josh.

3:09:17>> Hey, Josh. It's uh Togei from Togei's

3:09:19Tiny Trucks. Hey,

3:09:21>> so I had a conversation with the other

3:09:24partners and we are able to work some

3:09:28stuff around so that we could finance

3:09:29the car for you. It would look like 60

3:09:32month term at 6%. The only thing that my

3:09:37partners needed from you would be that

3:09:39if you were able to put $2,000 down.

3:09:44>> Gotcha.

3:09:45Um, so the question that I actually was

3:09:49going to see is if we could go what the

3:09:50difference would be is if we went lower.

3:09:52Like I I told you I think 1,5

3:09:55after kind of reviewing things with my

3:09:56girlfriend, we're looking at seeing if

3:09:58what the options would be if we could

3:09:59only do 500 down. Um, so if 2,000 is the

3:10:02minimum to do the financing, then we'd

3:10:04have to really kind of consider what our

3:10:07options are cuz yeah, we're thinking

3:10:09more like four 500 instead of that,000 I

3:10:11told you originally. 500. I don't

3:10:14believe that's going to be enough for me

3:10:16to convince the other guys. I might be

3:10:18able to make a call and uh see if we can

3:10:21do, you know, 1,500 because they were

3:10:24really looking for that 2,000. Um but

3:10:27let me uh

3:10:29uh have another conversation with them.

3:10:31If I were to get you uh at $1,200,

3:10:36um would you guys be able to pull that

3:10:38together just so I can go back there

3:10:39with a firm number uh that they're

3:10:41confident at?

3:10:43>> I mean, I I would have to try and make

3:10:45some calls, see if I can get some help

3:10:46with it. I don't get paid um you know,

3:10:48until you next Friday. And so, I would

3:10:52um I'd have to try and make some calls

3:10:54to see if I could. I know for sure we

3:10:55can do the 500. Uh the 1,200 would be

3:10:58kind of like me pulling some resources

3:11:00together. All right, cool. Let me uh let

3:11:03me call you back in 5 minutes.

3:11:04>> Okay. And if I need to put a deposit

3:11:06down to try and hold it because that the

3:11:07automatic is definitely the one that

3:11:09we're going to kind of lean towards. Um

3:11:10you know, we can try to figure that out,

3:11:12too. But just let me know what what you

3:11:13need, man.

3:11:14>> All right. All right. Cool. I will do my

3:11:16best. I cannot promise um anything, but

3:11:18I'm going to go back there and uh see

3:11:19what I can do for you guys.

3:11:21>> All right, man. I appreciate you.

3:11:22>> All right. I'll talk in a sec. Cheers.

3:11:27>> See this method?

3:11:29What are you laughing at?

3:11:34>> Hello, is it Josh?

3:11:36>> What up, Josh? It's uh Togei again.

3:11:38>> Yes, sir.

3:11:39>> So, I talked to them and they're not the

3:11:40most enthusiastic about it. They did

3:11:42tell me if we were able to get $800. Um

3:11:45well, they to be honest, they wanted

3:11:47$1,000, but I told them if anything goes

3:11:50wrong, I'll cover the $200 out of my own

3:11:51pocket. So, they said if you came in uh

3:11:54with $800, that would mean you owe

3:11:577,200, which is about 80% less than a

3:12:02typical down payment that they would be

3:12:03looking for. But I told them I trust

3:12:05this guy and he looks super uh legit.

3:12:09So, I can um I can swing that. But the

3:12:12the the stipulation is we would have to

3:12:14do it today.

3:12:16>> Okay. Yeah. Another thing I was going to

3:12:18look at too is like if if we did the 500

3:12:20today um you know either as a deposit or

3:12:22to start the process and then I could do

3:12:24another 700 on Friday when I get paid um

3:12:27to we couldn't get that total 1,200. It

3:12:29would just be you know a week week kind

3:12:31of hold on it you know a week to get the

3:12:33second on that payment. I'll be honest

3:12:35with you, that would make my life a

3:12:38thousand times easier if we got 500

3:12:42today and a contract for 700

3:12:45um on Friday, send you home with the car

3:12:48on Friday. Uh so long as your guys's

3:12:51credit and everything um is good enough

3:12:53to make this all go through.

3:12:55>> Yeah, maybe we can definitely do that.

3:12:56Um I was though under the impression

3:12:59that you guys did like in house of

3:13:00financing, so I didn't know if we were

3:13:01going to run credit. I was hoping that

3:13:03we weren't going to pull do like a hard

3:13:04credit pull.

3:13:05>> We're not going to do a hard credit

3:13:06pull, but they do need to look at the

3:13:09numbers, but it will not affect your

3:13:10credit whatsoever. What they need to

3:13:12look at?

3:13:13>> Gotcha. Yeah.

3:13:14>> I have to head out today um at 5:00. Is

3:13:19there any way you would be able to come

3:13:21by before then to make this happen?

3:13:24>> Yes. Yeah, we're finishing up an

3:13:26appointment right now. my girlfriend

3:13:27inside and um we will be um yeah, we can

3:13:30try and head that way within the next

3:13:31hour.

3:13:32>> All right, cool. Sounds good. I'll see

3:13:33you in an hour.

3:13:34>> Thank you, sir.

3:13:35>> All right, cheers. Take care.

3:13:36>> All right,

3:13:39[screaming]

3:13:40>> first sale, dude. That's what I'm

3:13:42talking about. First sale dance. And

3:13:44what are we doing over the next 5 years?

3:13:48I get my rent paid and 6%. What's that?

3:13:516% a month or year?

3:13:53>> Year.

3:13:55>> Oh, right.

3:13:57Does anyone know?

3:13:58>> I think it is APR, which is annual.

3:14:02>> That's a lot less than I thought.

3:14:04>> But either way, dude, we're making money

3:14:06on the loan. And this is what car places

3:14:07do. And if you sell all of them, then I

3:14:09get like 10,000 a month. Boom. Dude, I

3:14:12am good at this, bro.

3:14:15Toby's Tiny's trucks business masterass,

3:14:17mind you. I just talked to that sweet

3:14:19talk that guy for a good 20 minutes. Oh,

3:14:21yeah.

3:14:24That's what that was.

3:14:31Hello.

3:14:32>> What are um our printer is broken. So

3:14:34Jay's at the FedEx right there down the

3:14:37street just uh printing it up. So

3:14:39>> we need a few more minutes. I'm sorry.

3:14:40>> Yeah, good, man. It's all good. No rush.

3:14:42We're chilling right now. We're just

3:14:43going to the gym after this and getting

3:14:44a workout.

3:14:45>> Where you working out at? Gold's here.

3:14:46>> No, it's um Crunch, man. We're saving

3:14:48some money at Crunch right now. I drive

3:14:50the place she works at. So

3:14:52>> they just texted me they're going to be

3:14:53here. Um, in 20 minutes.

3:14:56>> 20 minutes. Okay.

3:14:57>> Could we meet back here in 20?

3:14:59>> Yeah.

3:14:59>> Cool. Thank you for your patience, guys.

3:15:01I appreciate you.

3:15:02>> Do you mind if we take a look like a

3:15:03little more of the car?

3:15:04>> Yeah, dude.

3:15:05>> Stuff like that.

3:15:06>> All right.

3:15:07>> Appreciate you.

3:15:14[music]

3:15:21[music]

3:15:28>> [music]

3:15:32>> I don't know where he's at.

3:15:33>> No, you're good, brother. Just coming in

3:15:34to ask you a couple more questions.

3:15:35We're just kind of getting a little bit

3:15:37of cold feet, you know, just thinking

3:15:39about it just cuz they're a little bit

3:15:40older vehicles. I'm guessing there's not

3:15:41going to be any warranty or anything

3:15:42that comes with it.

3:15:43>> No, no, we we have a three-year

3:15:45warranty.

3:15:45>> Threeear warranty. Okay. Yeah. Okay,

3:15:46cool. So if there's any problems then

3:15:48yeah we can take care of it cuz these so

3:15:50it's 60,000 mi but um that's uh in uh

3:15:54Columbus so it's 40,000 mi so they go

3:15:57typically to about 250,000 but um if any

3:16:01there's any problems over the next 3

3:16:02years we'll take care of it.

3:16:03>> Okay that's that's my worry cuz like

3:16:04these things being so unique probably be

3:16:06hard to get parts for and you know you

3:16:08know there's places here in Austin that

3:16:09work on stuff like this. There's a shop

3:16:11just down the road that we work with.

3:16:13>> Um, and they work on these trucks and so

3:16:15we get the parts straight from Japan cuz

3:16:17we do these shipments every few months.

3:16:18>> Yeah. All right. Bring the grill in.

3:16:20>> We're

3:16:27a threeyear warranty on a car 1999.

3:16:36>> Whatever. Um, so what I need from you is

3:16:38your email. probably you guys here as

3:16:40soon as possible.

3:16:41>> Um, but we're going to send you a copy

3:16:45of the actual finance agreement.

3:16:48>> Um, which we don't need to sign today,

3:16:50so you don't have to commit to that

3:16:51today, but it's outlining that it would

3:16:53be an $8,000 sale price, $1,200 total

3:16:56dollars down, so 6,800 owed on the car,

3:17:00paid over 60 months at 6%. Uh, so that

3:17:05averages to $13146

3:17:09per month. And then there's like a few

3:17:11other like details on the financing, but

3:17:13today all we need to do is hold the car

3:17:16for you in exchange for your deposit and

3:17:19then we can do that paperwork on uh next

3:17:22Friday.

3:17:22>> Gotcha. Okay. And then Jaden, will you

3:17:24just email him uh the documents of the

3:17:27financing thing? So when he's showing

3:17:29her

3:17:30uh they know like exactly what it's

3:17:32going to look like cuz 6% is very

3:17:33competitive. Since we do in-house, it's

3:17:35uh down like at a real car dealership,

3:17:38they do like 9 to 11%.

3:17:41>> Mhm. Yeah. Higher right now than usual.

3:17:44>> Yeah.

3:17:44>> Yeah. 6% is really good. The front end,

3:17:47I was like, "Yeah, that's good, man. I'm

3:17:48not going to negotiate on that." Um, I

3:17:50will take the deposit and just make sure

3:17:52that's all good. Uh, G, you take this

3:17:54back there and make sure this is all

3:17:56good.

3:17:56>> Yep.

3:17:57>> And no hard credit pull, right?

3:17:59>> No, we Oh, I forgot to tell you.

3:18:01>> We're not pulling your credit at all. We

3:18:02don't need to know about it.

3:18:04>> So, I just need you to sign here. Cool.

3:18:09>> Appreciate you, man.

3:18:11>> All right. Cool. That's all I needed

3:18:12from you today. I will stay in touch and

3:18:14I will see you on Friday.

3:18:16>> Sounds good, man.

3:18:17>> Right on. Thank you so much for your

3:18:18business. I appreciate your time.

3:18:19Cheers, bro. Appreciate you.

3:18:20>> Right on. Have a good workout, too.

3:18:22>> Yeah, man. Got to get it in.

3:18:29>> Boom. First sale. That's what I'm

3:18:31talking about. Easy sale, easy money.

3:18:34That dude just got absolutely finessed.

3:18:36That's what I'm talking about. I knew

3:18:38this was a feasible business model. You

3:18:39guys saw we're probably going to get

3:18:40five more sales later today. What's

3:18:42that, dude? First sale dance. That's

3:18:44what I'm talking about. But I was

3:18:46thinking about it while he was out there

3:18:47and they're like nervous. They're

3:18:49getting cold feet. Actually, G, will you

3:18:52uh before they drive out, we got to tell

3:18:54him to stop. I don't want to be car

3:18:55salesmen are sleazy. And he was like, I

3:18:58don't know if we can afford it. They're

3:18:59trying to put down $500 down. I'm not a

3:19:01piece of dude. I don't necessarily care

3:19:03about the money. I just care that I

3:19:04could sell a car. You know what I mean?

3:19:06So, we're going to just give them the

3:19:07car cuz dude, it it feels too sleazy.

3:19:11Buy my car. Give me my You know what I

3:19:13mean? It'sing it's not fair

3:19:17and I hate being a sleazy car salesman.

3:19:19All right. Thank you. So, um just for

3:19:21context of this whole thing is I run

3:19:24like a YouTube channel

3:19:25>> and we're running a business like

3:19:27starting a business, selling cars and

3:19:28whatnot.

3:19:29>> Um and we're actually selling cars, but

3:19:31I feel bad uh like making you guys

3:19:34finance it over cuz I know you guys said

3:19:36you're like saving money, working out at

3:19:38Crunch rather than the Net Gym and

3:19:39whatnot. So, I don't want to like, you

3:19:41know, be a sleazy car salesman. You two

3:19:44guys. Um, so you can actually just have

3:19:46that car, bro. I You can uh

3:19:48>> No way.

3:19:49>> I actually just have I'm going to give

3:19:50you $500 back.

3:19:52>> Um, but everyone else is paying full

3:19:54price for their cars. Just you guys are

3:19:56super cool. You were super patient with

3:19:57me today and I really appreciate it.

3:19:59>> You were flexible with this, man. I

3:20:00appreciate it.

3:20:00>> Yeah. So, this how this works is I just

3:20:03got to uh get the title in 2 weeks

3:20:06>> and then we can send it to you and we

3:20:07need to get the document signed that

3:20:09we're giving it to you guys so that I

3:20:11don't have liability for real

3:20:13>> driving. Yeah, 100% dead.

3:20:17>> Got you, bro.

3:20:18>> You said you're a YouTuber.

3:20:19>> Yeah. Yeah. My

3:20:20>> That's all you do? I I saw that. I was

3:20:21like, bro, I'm going to ask him when he

3:20:22does.

3:20:22>> But yeah, this one's uh all you guys. I

3:20:24just need to uh stay in touch and we can

3:20:26get it in.

3:20:27>> I really appreciate it, man. It helps us

3:20:28out a lot cuz we have a lot of goals

3:20:30we're trying to work towards and we're

3:20:31trying to penny pinch right now until we

3:20:32get there and uh this really helps us

3:20:34out. We need to make more money than you

3:20:35can.

3:20:36>> Right on. I appreciate that.

3:20:37>> Thank you so much.

3:20:37>> We did get it uh inspected and whatnot.

3:20:39Uh there's no warranty obviously.

3:20:42>> Yeah. I was like, bro, how the hell is

3:20:43he going to give us warranty on car?

3:20:46>> All right. Congrats on the new car.

3:20:47>> We'll stay in touch, dog.

3:20:49>> Cheers, man. I really appreciate that.

3:20:50>> Of course.

3:20:51>> Have a blessed day, bro. Dang. So, now

3:20:53we know we got to clean up on the kiss

3:20:54of the girlfriend. Well, they were here

3:20:56too long. If you lurk in a sketchy car

3:20:58dealership, no one buys a car if you

3:20:59lurk.

3:20:59>> Also, at first, this place looks legit

3:21:01as

3:21:02>> Yeah,

3:21:02>> it's just once you start, you're like,

3:21:04why is their computer not plugged into a

3:21:05computer? [laughter]

3:21:07>> Like,

3:21:08>> plugged into a PlayStation.

3:21:10>> What do you mean?

3:21:11>> What?

3:21:12>> Yeah.

3:21:12>> I felt bad like, you know, making you

3:21:14guys finance a car for that long. Um, so

3:21:18we're just giving you the car.

3:21:19>> He's gifting it to us. Is that amazing?

3:21:22>> And a god. That's right.

3:21:22>> Yeah. She's like, "What's the catch?

3:21:23What did you do?" And I'm like,

3:21:24>> "There's no catch. I swear. You can look

3:21:26me up. My name is Kobe.

3:21:27>> We're giving you some salsa. Hope you

3:21:28like spicy salsa, my man. It's a

3:21:29habanet. My personal favorite is chili

3:21:32the arable.

3:21:32>> Thank you so much, guys.

3:21:33>> Appreciate you guys.

3:21:34>> I appreciate you,

3:21:35>> guys. We're actually giving you the car.

3:21:36It's

3:21:37>> Yeah. Yeah. She's like, there's no way.

3:21:38What? Yeah.

3:21:39>> Little small Don't do that.

3:21:41>> Like, what are you doing?

3:21:42>> Well, because we're not We're a

3:21:43YouTuber.

3:21:44>> What the heck?

3:21:44>> Yeah. So, he's going to sell cars. I

3:21:46guess they're doing

3:21:47>> the cars stolen or something.

3:21:48>> No, they're actually We all have a

3:21:50title. You'll have the title in two

3:21:51weeks before you take that. The cars are

3:21:53from Japan. We're You're not going to

3:21:55get the car back from us, right?

3:21:57>> No, no.

3:21:59We appreciate you guys so much.

3:22:01>> Thank you so much.

3:22:01>> Yeah. So, we'll be in touch. We'll get a

3:22:03chance.

3:22:03>> All right. Well, check out your channel.

3:22:04Appreciate you.

3:22:05>> Have a good one, guys. I really

3:22:06appreciate you coming by.

3:22:06>> There's no There's no way

3:22:08>> in two weeks. You'll believe it.

3:22:15>> All right, that was an awesome day's

3:22:17work. Business was booming, so we gave

3:22:19them $11,000 truck uh for free. But

3:22:24we're going to make that back and more

3:22:26after we finish selling all of these.

3:22:28But I'm out of here, dude. I can't do

3:22:29it. I can't sit here all day long. We

3:22:31sold two cars in 3 days. So, to sell all

3:22:3512, it's going to take like whatever 20

3:22:37days. I don't got 20 days, dude. I got

3:22:39to get on and finish the rest of the

3:22:41schemes. We have very exciting schemes.

3:22:42I'm going to send somebody on this job

3:22:44to uh finish it off cuz I also don't

3:22:45love doing it, you know, convincing

3:22:48people to buy your truck, even though it

3:22:50is a great deal. they were like clearly,

3:22:53you know, making a bad financial

3:22:54decision, taking out a loan to get a

3:22:58tiny truck. So, I don't know. The part

3:22:59of the car salesman job is selling um

3:23:02things to people when they can't afford

3:23:04them. That's just kind of how it is and

3:23:05I'm not into it. But for the most part,

3:23:07I'm going to chalk this up as a dub

3:23:08because we have enough Facebook leads

3:23:10and enough uh traffic where surely these

3:23:13sell. Maybe we sell them for six and

3:23:156.5K average, we'll say.

3:23:19Yeah, that seems about right. All right,

3:23:21we made however much that money is or

3:23:23will make.

3:23:27What are all right, so updates on what

3:23:29we've been up to is uh there's been a

3:23:31small hiccup in this whole making money

3:23:33plan. Well, mostly that I'm not making

3:23:36any money, which is kind of, you know,

3:23:39the whole point of this thing. Um, but

3:23:41it's not all bad. Well, so okay, there's

3:23:43some good news and some bad news. The

3:23:45good news is that selling the cars is

3:23:47not a problem. We've actually been

3:23:48selling a cot case. My team since I left

3:23:50have sold another three cars. What? So

3:23:53that business model is proven. But the

3:23:55bad news comes when you kind of start

3:23:57crunching the numbers here. Well, one

3:23:59sec. Let me pull it up. So I had 12 mini

3:24:01trucks. I gave one away, which is cool.

3:24:04But then on top of that, this kid came

3:24:07in. He was doing one of those like, oh,

3:24:09how many likes for the, you know, he did

3:24:11the t the whole Tik Tok thing. Dude, I

3:24:13can't stand the Tik Tok thing. He did

3:24:14the Tik Tok thing. How many likes for a

3:24:16free toki truck? Whatever. And the

3:24:18problem with these is you don't want to

3:24:19look like a dick cuz you know they're

3:24:21posting it. I don't want to give this

3:24:23guy a free truck. I don't give a [ __ ]

3:24:24about this guy and that's just the fact

3:24:26of the matter. But I know he's going to

3:24:27post it. And if I am like, "Oh no, you

3:24:30can't get a free Togei truck." Then

3:24:31everyone on the internet is going to be

3:24:32like, "Togge is aing just give the kid a

3:24:34free that kid." Either way, I said

3:24:36180,000 likes and he smashed it. Okay,

3:24:39we're pulling up to Togei's Tiny Trucks.

3:24:40Let's see if he's in here.

3:24:43What up, Togey?

3:24:44>> Welcome to Tugge Tiny Truck.

3:24:47>> How many likes to get a free tiny truck?

3:24:51>> Um,

3:24:56if you get

3:25:01100 uh 180,000 likes, I'll give you the

3:25:04one on the far left, the one on the lot.

3:25:06>> Okay, we got a deal.

3:25:08>> You got my word on it. All right.

3:25:10Cheers. Good luck with it.

3:25:11>> Thank you. I blame you guys for that cuz

3:25:13you guys are the ones liking it. You

3:25:15guys are really actuallying with my

3:25:16whole business here. But either way, I

3:25:18owe that guy a toi truck. So, there's 10

3:25:20trucks left and assuming that I sell

3:25:22them for around $7,000 each, which I

3:25:25believe is a fair price and also

3:25:26realistic, all, you know, end up with

3:25:29about $70,000. And I was pretty stoked

3:25:31about the number. That sounds pretty

3:25:32good. 70 bandinos is not a bad day day's

3:25:35work. $70,000 is an incredible day's

3:25:38work until I looked at how expensive it

3:25:40was to actually pull this all off. Check

3:25:42this out, guys. The full financial

3:25:44breakdown of what it took to to uh sell

3:25:48these trucks. So, the trucks themselves,

3:25:50not bad. $17,000. That's what I was

3:25:52prepared to pay. That's what I thought I

3:25:54was going to pay. You know, when you go

3:25:56into a business, you know, especially a

3:25:57flip opportunity business, you see the

3:25:59price. Okay, this how much it going to

3:26:01cost. I'll give you that much money. I

3:26:02get the product. I sell the product.

3:26:04Easy as that. No, dude. Not as easy as

3:26:06that. $17,000. What I thought I was

3:26:08going to be in on this entire ordeal.

3:26:10Shipping the trucks to America was,

3:26:14check this out, $28,000

3:26:17United States dollars, which when you

3:26:19crunch the numbers, it's more than I was

3:26:22expecting by by about 20,000. But it is

3:26:25a lot of work to get 12 trucks from

3:26:27Japan to America. Probably a lot goes

3:26:29into that. So either way, 20,000 there.

3:26:30But that but but that's not it. Customs.

3:26:33There's a fee at customs to get them

3:26:35into the United States of America.

3:26:37$4,000 sneaky fee. Then once you're in

3:26:40America, you're not actually legal.

3:26:42You're not registered.

3:26:44Another $2,000 to register them. And I'm

3:26:48not done. Once we're in, you ship them

3:26:51from Japan to the port. Once they landed

3:26:54in America, I still needed to get them

3:26:56to Austin cuz Austin is pretty much one

3:26:58of the only states where tiny trucks are

3:27:00legal. So that was another $3,000 to

3:27:02ship them from there. So just to get the

3:27:04trucks from Japan to the store, there

3:27:07was $37,000

3:27:09of unexpected unaccounted for expenses.

3:27:13And I'm not done, dude. The store

3:27:14itself, you know, rent the space, set it

3:27:16all up, that was $7,000.

3:27:19And the toilet didn't even work. I think

3:27:21I might have gotten scammed on that

3:27:22ordeal. And and last but not least,

3:27:24maybe the most important, the legal fees

3:27:26I spent to make it so that I can legally

3:27:29like sell a truck. And I don't really

3:27:30get it. But to make it as legal as

3:27:32possible, I spent another $5,000 on

3:27:34that. So all in all on these tiny

3:27:36trucks, I'm in for $66,000

3:27:41and say I get $70,000 for it. I just did

3:27:43all of that for $4,000. Dude, that was

3:27:46absolutely not worth my time. And I know

3:27:47you're thinking, $4,000 and it only was

3:27:49like about a month of work. And not even

3:27:51that much work. That's what $48,000 a

3:27:53year. You know, that's an honest living.

3:27:55That's not that bad, Togei. And I agree

3:27:57that's not horrible. Except for the the

3:27:58problem is that scheme was supposed to

3:28:01be my safety net. Like the guaranteed

3:28:03money, you know, the tuna was this

3:28:05volatile expensive thing. That scheme

3:28:07was supposed to be, you know, covering

3:28:08the tuna losses or covering the tuna

3:28:11expenses cuz it was guaranteed. It was

3:28:13safe and it was safe and it was more or

3:28:15less guaranteed, but I also only made

3:28:17$4,000. So now we have a pretty big

3:28:19problem. Um that being well, I'm getting

3:28:22rinsed here. I'm losing massive amounts

3:28:25of money. Um, and I've been purposely

3:28:27avoiding checking how much the rest of

3:28:30Japan was just cuz I didn't want to deal

3:28:31with it. But I decided if I'm going to,

3:28:33you know, fix the problem, I'm going to

3:28:35have to look into the finances

3:28:38of, I guess, my business. That's cool.

3:28:40Think about I'm a business owner, dude.

3:28:42What? I be texting accountants and [ __ ]

3:28:45I text lawyers and that is such a cool

3:28:47moment for me actually happening right

3:28:49now live

3:28:51that I never thought I would make it

3:28:52this far, honestly. You know, I thought

3:28:54I kind of just wanted to make fun

3:28:55YouTube videos about my fitness journey.

3:28:57Now I'm a business owner, dude. People

3:28:59text me, professionals text me, dude.

3:29:02And I have no idea what's going on, but

3:29:03I get a call lawyer saying, "Oh, I'm a

3:29:06lawyer. You got" and then an accountant

3:29:07call me, you know, employees calling me

3:29:09asking me to when's this going to

3:29:10happen? I'm like, "I don't know, dude. I

3:29:12don't know what [clears throat] any of

3:29:13this is. I don't know what any of this

3:29:14means, but we bald, dude." So, anyways,

3:29:17I'm very grateful for that. Shout out my

3:29:20past self for figuring this out. And

3:29:23let's lock in current self.ing

3:29:25lock in bud. I can see my reflection in

3:29:27the mirror right there. You can see.

3:29:28Well, I don't want to flip the camera,

3:29:30but I'm looking at a reflection of

3:29:31myself. You ever heard the phrase,

3:29:33sometimes you just got to beg the man in

3:29:35the mirror. Come on, Togei. You got

3:29:37this, dude. All right. Anyways,

3:29:39yesterday I looked I I got a list of

3:29:41everything that went into Japan. Full

3:29:44Japan breakdown. All right. The good

3:29:47news is the tuna sales we sold. We made

3:29:49about $25,000 off the tuna. Not bad. But

3:29:52then this is where the comes in. Flights

3:29:54for me and the team that cost $20,000.

3:29:57And then you know lounging. Wait,

3:29:59lodging? Lodging hotel rooms. Since the

3:30:01trip went like 3 weeks long, I had to

3:30:04keep the team in hotels for that entire

3:30:06time. That cost me much more than

3:30:08expected. $30,000 on hotels. The

3:30:11Essentials, the Bape, and the Supreme. I

3:30:13spent $3,000 on. Pokemon cards. I think

3:30:15that was a scam. I'm pretty positive I

3:30:17got scammed on that endeavor. Lost

3:30:18$10,000 there. AP. I spent $108,000 on

3:30:21this. The Rolex clock, that thing's

3:30:23pretty cool. $15,000 on that. This was a

3:30:26sneaky expense that I'm not happy with

3:30:28myself about. The horse in the boat

3:30:29racing. I lost $50,000. Didn't hit a

3:30:32single bet. Just straight rinsed. What

3:30:35was that? It was like 9 million yen.

3:30:38What the is wrong? I wasn't even

3:30:39supposed to be gambling out there. And

3:30:41it happens so fast. One second you're

3:30:43like, "Oh, I'll just go in a million

3:30:44yen." And then you lose 9 million yen.

3:30:46And then it's like, "Oh, I lost 9

3:30:47million yen. That's not big of a deal."

3:30:48No, that's $50,000 United States

3:30:50dollars. That was a rinse. And then the

3:30:52boating expenses. The first boat

3:30:54actually turns out we paid them $10,000.

3:30:55I didn't know somebody on my team paid

3:30:57them for that. I thought that, you know,

3:30:59they were just old Asians that wanted to

3:31:02help me out on some like Asian

3:31:03connection, bro. Like, oh, look, young

3:31:05Asian trying to learn how to be more

3:31:06Asian like us. We'll take them fishing

3:31:08for free. No, they charge me $10,000,

3:31:10which was still, you know, a pretty good

3:31:12price, especially since we caught

3:31:14$25,000 of fish there. And this is what

3:31:17really what kills me. Theing second

3:31:20boat. This is this one hurts my soul.

3:31:23The second boat. Guess how much that

3:31:25cost. Mind you, we didn't catch a single

3:31:27fish. We caught that uh uh one mahi

3:31:29mahi. So, we didn't catch a single tuna.

3:31:32That boat cost me $50,000 United States

3:31:35dollars to go on.

3:31:38We didn't do we just I effectively

3:31:43practically literally I just paid

3:31:45$50,000 to get drunk in the middle of

3:31:47the ocean with a bunch of Japanese

3:31:49dudes.

3:31:52All right, so altogether I spent

3:31:53$271,000

3:31:55on the rest of the Japan. I made 4K on

3:31:58the trucks and that leaves us at

3:32:00$267,000.

3:32:02But I will say I'm still optimistic and

3:32:04it's not as bad as it seems because I

3:32:06still have the what? Flip opportunities,

3:32:08dude. I still got these uh uh Japanese

3:32:11goods, dude, that I can sell. I got the

3:32:13AP, the Pokémon card, and the Rolex. Who

3:32:15knows how much I get for them, but say I

3:32:17get 150 racks, that's pretty good. Then

3:32:19we're hardly down. We're going to go

3:32:20take care of that and then uh we're

3:32:22going to go from there. If you look at

3:32:23the Japan experience as a whole, this is

3:32:25a good learning thing cuz it's like if

3:32:26you look at the Japan thing as a whole,

3:32:28yeah, sure. So far, I'm chucking the or

3:32:30choking the chicken on that bad boy. But

3:32:33if you isolate this event in a vacuum,

3:32:37bought it for 108,000 and I plan on

3:32:39selling it for like 130k.

3:32:41If I just didn't do anything except for

3:32:43this scheme, it would have been a good

3:32:44scheme. So, what I'm saying is for the

3:32:45viewers at home that might want to try

3:32:46your own schemes, just embark on the

3:32:48winners here. This is a quick little

3:32:50profit. All right. Well, let's go take

3:32:52care of it first and then uh we'll check

3:32:53in. All right. Check it out. Um the

3:32:56buyer for the the table relics that we

3:33:00had planned bailed on me. I guess he was

3:33:02capping. He didn't have any money. So I

3:33:04don't have a buyer lined up for it. So

3:33:06with the boy Steve, so we thought we'd

3:33:08give it to Steve instead as uh a uh

3:33:11sorry you lost all your money on the

3:33:13World Cup gift. Well, I was actually

3:33:14planning on selling that site, but he

3:33:15texted me this morning. Um it's not like

3:33:18that expensive or anything, but it's

3:33:19dope. It's

3:33:20>> so heavy.

3:33:21>> Have you Do you know what this is? No.

3:33:23It's a giga Rolex,

3:33:25>> dude. So sick. This is something Neil

3:33:27would have.

3:33:28>> Yeah, right.

3:33:29>> It's something Neil would spend like a

3:33:30bunch of money on, too.

3:33:32>> Sorry you lost all your money.

3:33:33>> But uh and that to clarify, that is not

3:33:36a getback gift for the Lamborghini and

3:33:39Rolex you just gave me. This I'll still

3:33:41owe you for that, but this is like a

3:33:43small uh

3:33:45>> token of my appreciation.

3:33:47>> It's actually unbelievably sick. Look at

3:33:48that.

3:33:49>> Boom.

3:33:49>> Boom. Table Rolex.

3:33:51>> All right, so we took care of the Rolex.

3:33:52We got no money for it, but it was cool

3:33:54because, you know, we got to give a nice

3:33:56gift to our friend, which I do owe Steve

3:33:58big time. But either way, we're going to

3:33:59get around to that. Next thing on the

3:34:00agenda is selling these Pokemon cards.

3:34:03Bro, this is the biggest scam of all

3:34:05time. A, they're claiming it's worth

3:34:0720,000. I guarantee you it's not. I

3:34:09actually do like this guy, though, so

3:34:10we're going to keep him. But also, if it

3:34:13is worth 20,000, is wrong with you guys?

3:34:16How is this worth 20,000? Who's paying

3:34:18this?

3:34:20At least like a Charmander is cool. This

3:34:23is just a not even a Pokemon. And trust

3:34:25me, I've played Pokemon. I've played all

3:34:28five of the DS games. DSI? Yeah, DSI

3:34:32games. None of them had a big anime

3:34:34running around. But either way, let's

3:34:35see what we can get for this. We're just

3:34:37like a card shop.

3:34:38>> I have a feeling we're going to have to

3:34:39stop at like 20 different stores to find

3:34:40cuz who spends 20 on a card?

3:34:46>> Oh, I mean this place is legit as What

3:34:48is going on here?

3:34:50I'm not nah, bro. Okay, we're here.

3:34:53We'll ask. [music]

3:34:59>> This place is super popping. I'm curious

3:35:01as to what is happening. I did not know

3:35:03there's like this hole-in-the-wall

3:35:04trading card community. People going

3:35:07stupid here, bro.

3:35:08>> Uh, do you guys buy cards?

3:35:10>> Yeah.

3:35:11>> I want to sell this.

3:35:16>> Are you looking for cash or trade?

3:35:18>> What up? Are you looking for cash or

3:35:19>> cash?

3:35:21>> Just the one.

3:35:22>> Just one.

3:35:24>> Once he's done with the other one, he'll

3:35:26go ahead and get

3:35:27>> All right, cool. Thank you, sir. This

3:35:28place makes me very uncomfortable.

3:35:32>> Yeah, he's locked in, crunching the

3:35:34numbers, all that kind of good stuff.

3:35:36>> I'd have to pass it just cuz we don't

3:35:38have that much cash here.

3:35:39>> Oh, okay. No worries. Thank you, sir.

3:35:41>> If you want my if you want to bring it

3:35:42my other shop, the one on for Pati

3:35:44Flamingo,

3:35:45>> how much do you think they would give me

3:35:46for it? I mean, it would probably be

3:35:47like 75%.

3:35:50>> What's that mean?

3:35:51>> Uh, so like 75% of what like recent

3:35:53sales?

3:35:54>> Oh, word. I don't really know.

3:35:55>> They're kind of all like there's I mean

3:35:57the last two did 117 and 183.

3:36:01>> Do you think you would give me 75% of

3:36:0418?

3:36:05>> Probably not. There's like the the most

3:36:07recent one is July 19th for 117.

3:36:10>> The the other one

3:36:11>> Oh, we should have sold this one. The

3:36:12other one was in March. So like it

3:36:14probably be off of the most recent.

3:36:15>> Okay. Word. All right, cheers. Thank

3:36:16you, sir. I appreciate you,

3:36:18>> dude. Weed ourselves, bro. July 19th.

3:36:20That was like a few days ago. Honestly,

3:36:22I'm not in the mood for any of this

3:36:23right now. All right. All right. We got

3:36:26to I got to regroup. I asked Chad Jitty

3:36:28Bongrips the the the past sales for this

3:36:30card. The guy a there's a few problems.

3:36:33This card last sold at auction for

3:36:35$12,000. So, it sold for 10,000 12,000

3:36:3816,000 18,000 and then 11,000. So, A I

3:36:41would only get $7,500 or like $8,000,

3:36:43$9,000 for this card. Um, and B, these

3:36:47mother do I want to I I I would be, you

3:36:50know, going around town card shop to

3:36:52card shop basically be begging someone

3:36:54to buy my Pokemon card. So then the next

3:36:57thought was, okay, now we got to move on

3:37:00to selling this watch, you know, but I'm

3:37:03really crunching the numbers. I'm really

3:37:05thinking about this and I think I've

3:37:07lost the plot. It's becoming um very

3:37:09performative, per se, cuz what the am I

3:37:13doing selling a watch? I like this watch

3:37:14a lot. I actually really I would like if

3:37:16I got to keep this watch. So, the whole

3:37:19thing is like I would just be selling

3:37:20this watch to prove to you guys that I

3:37:22could make a little money flipping a

3:37:24watch. But, dude, the schemes, bro. The

3:37:27schemes are way too much work. Like, as

3:37:29much as I want to like prove that I can,

3:37:33you know, do these schemes, they've been

3:37:35a failure for for a long time now. We

3:37:38are in the whole so much money on this

3:37:40and now it's like what? I'm going to

3:37:42make $20,000. I would just be selling

3:37:44the watch to prove somewhat of a point

3:37:46that I don't even care about anymore. I

3:37:48don't care about any of this cuz what

3:37:50we're out and that's a lot actually.

3:37:52We're down $267,000.

3:37:54I'm not making that money back through

3:37:56little watch flipping in schemes. And we

3:37:59all know really the best and only

3:38:02easiest fastest way to fix a financial

3:38:05crisis.

3:38:08[music]

3:38:14>> How's it going?

3:38:15>> Um, did I borrow 100,000?

3:38:20>> Yes, please.

3:38:22>> Thank you so much. We've successfully

3:38:24got 100,000. But a problem that I'm now

3:38:28looking into is my bread and butter, as

3:38:30you guys know, is soccer. Like, I make

3:38:31[music] all my money from soccer. There

3:38:34is no soccer today. There's one WNBA

3:38:38game and an MLB game. I got to Okay, let

3:38:42me do a little bit of research. I guess

3:38:44this is a good test. Are you really a

3:38:47good sports better or can you only bet

3:38:48on soccer? A true test of my

3:38:50capabilities, per se? If a real sports

3:38:52bet, a real rich would be able to hammer

3:38:55anything.

3:38:57>> Long time no see.

3:38:58>> Long time no see. It's been a minute.

3:38:59How you doing, bro?

3:39:00>> It's my first bet back, bro. I've been

3:39:02gone for a month. Didn't place a single

3:39:04bet and it sucked. I feel like I I'm in

3:39:08such a good mood today cuz I'm gambling

3:39:10again. It's been forever.

3:39:11>> What we bet on?

3:39:12>> Um I want to do 100,000 on two leg

3:39:17parlay. First leg is Cubs money line.

3:39:19Okay. I've never bet on women's

3:39:22basketball before,

3:39:24but I believe I want to do Wait, let me

3:39:26check. And then the Portland Fire.

3:39:28>> Portland Fire.

3:39:30>> Oh, 160 on the Cubs. Bro, you guys

3:39:33areing me. You want 100 on there, you

3:39:36say?

3:39:36>> 100,000. Yeah.

3:39:38>> Oh, word. Dude, check that out, guys.

3:39:41100,000 to win.

3:39:43>> 225, so it pays 325.

3:39:45>> Yep.

3:39:46>> Oh, dude, that's so chill. All right.

3:39:48Yeah, let's do it. Oh, and I I'll

3:39:49explain to you guys um why we're doing

3:39:52this.

3:39:52>> There's a method behind the madness.

3:39:54Always. Of course. This is big money.

3:39:55This is technically my job.

3:39:57>> The Portland Fire are playing the

3:39:59Seattle Storm, which have only won six

3:40:01games this season. They're not good.

3:40:04Also, the Portland Fire have destroyed

3:40:06the Storm the last two times they

3:40:07played. So, going off the history

3:40:08repeats itself situation. And then the

3:40:10Cubs was my favorite team when I was in

3:40:12little league, so we're going with them.

3:40:16They're also good, I'm pretty sure. All

3:40:17right. Boom. We are so back, dude. The

3:40:21schemes, bro. Japan, everything, dude.

3:40:24There's so much in this. We stand to

3:40:27profit 225 and then we only need to make

3:40:29another 50 and we are done. All right.

3:40:31Word. Am I good? Should be good, bro.

3:40:32>> Cheers. Good luck.

3:40:34>> Good luck. Good luck, boys.

3:40:35>> Oh, here we go. Cup. Life is so good. I

3:40:38thought I was depressed for a little bit

3:40:40until I placed that bet. I'm not

3:40:42depressed, dude. I just hadn't gambled

3:40:44in so long. I wasn't sure if I had a

3:40:46hormone problem and like I was like in

3:40:48Japan just in a bad mood the whole time

3:40:51just cuz that's not my element, bro.

3:40:53That's like if you took a, you know, sea

3:40:55turtle and put it in like

3:40:59the Amazon rainforest. He's going to be

3:41:02depressed, bro.

3:41:03>> I typically dislike him, but this one's

3:41:05actually

3:41:05>> Look at this car, fellas. That's a be

3:41:07good for this guy. Whoever it is,

3:41:09>> got a sneaky bet here. Just kidding.

3:41:11There's noing secrets here, guys. But

3:41:13either way, they're going to be mad at

3:41:14me for showing this.

3:41:17Cubs fire. There's no soccer to bet on,

3:41:20but this will do.

3:41:23Just doing a little Snapchat. [laughter]

3:41:26That's my Snapchat, guys. Dude, my

3:41:28Snapchat is awesome. You know why it's

3:41:29awesome? Because I only post a YouTube

3:41:31video once every uh two months. Snapchat

3:41:35I Snapchat every single day, dude. And

3:41:38you know the cool thing about Snapchat

3:41:39is that you can get like the instant

3:41:43updates and if I like accidentally post

3:41:45a picture of my meat, that's the place

3:41:48it would be. It's not happening though.

3:41:50It did happen once though when I was in

3:41:52high school. Are you still rolling?

3:41:53>> Yes, bro. This is like where the good

3:41:55stuff happens.

3:41:56>> Something crazy is going to happen,

3:41:57[laughter] bro.

3:41:57>> All right, let's just walk around and

3:41:58see if anything crazy.

3:41:59>> Like that one joke happened like where

3:42:01you were like, I'm in a Mayback, dude.

3:42:03>> The birds and the [laughter] bees.

3:42:06This is where any

3:42:06>> This is so rare.

3:42:07>> Like nothing happens except here. You

3:42:09>> guys take a picture by our car.

3:42:11>> What? The Lambo?

3:42:12>> Yeah.

3:42:13>> Tough, bro.

3:42:14>> Yeah, I know.

3:42:15>> You ready?

3:42:16>> Yeah, we're

3:42:18>> I know. You guys should try it.

3:42:20>> Do you?

3:42:20>> No. No.

3:42:22>> Congratulations on the car, though.

3:42:25>> What the happened there?

3:42:27>> Yo, [laughter]

3:42:29that guy, bro. What the

3:42:31>> That's what I'm talking about.

3:42:33>> You're so right. Hey, the good stuff

3:42:34only have That was the weirdest thing. I

3:42:36go, "Yo, that's dope." Yeah, I know. All

3:42:40right. What a weird way to take it.

3:42:41[laughter]

3:42:41>> Oh, wait. Wait. That's totally not his

3:42:43car.

3:42:44>> Oh,

3:42:48[laughter]

3:42:48>> yo, he got us good, dude.

3:42:49>> He did get us.

3:42:52>> Either way, that guy, dude,

3:42:54>> those people are either [music] or on.

3:42:57>> You guys should strive to not be like

3:42:58that.

3:42:59>> All right, here we go. Cubs and um I

3:43:01forget whatever WNBA NBA team we bet on,

3:43:04but we all know that baseball is like

3:43:07the most boring thing on the planet to

3:43:09watch and you literally could not pay me

3:43:11to watch a WNBA game. Not happening. I'm

3:43:13a man of many schemes and many things

3:43:15and many I got to do, dude. Sports

3:43:18betting the the difference between like

3:43:20an addict and

3:43:22a successful professional sports better

3:43:25is do you let it consume you or not? So,

3:43:28we're going to the gym and then we're

3:43:29going to go collect our balloons

3:43:30afterwards. It's also too stressful,

3:43:32bro. You know, I'm not going to check

3:43:33the score once cuz the whole time, dude,

3:43:36your cortisol levels throughout 3 hours.

3:43:39If you spike your cortisol for 3 hours a

3:43:41day,

3:43:42what your team starts losing and then

3:43:44they win. What a waste of cortisol that

3:43:47was when you could have just not watched

3:43:48the game to start. So, we're getting

3:43:50ready for the gym. Pre-workout today

3:43:51we're doing this is like my favorite

3:43:53pre-workout, core power shake. And then

3:43:56also 80 grams of Rice Krispies. I know

3:43:59it's cereal, but Rice Krispies are very

3:44:02easy to digest and there's not a lot of

3:44:03processed. There's not that many

3:44:05ingredients. Anyways, we're going to

3:44:06guck this, go work out, and then go

3:44:07collect our deloons and that's a good

3:44:09day's work, dude. Imagine that. All that

3:44:12bull, months of work.

3:44:16I could have just done this one day. And

3:44:18it really made me um grateful for my

3:44:20abilities and talents in the States. My

3:44:23whole thing was like, oh, I don't want

3:44:24to do sports anymore. It's awesome. It's

3:44:25the best life ever. Working a job is

3:44:28pretty hard. The car dealership thing,

3:44:30you fun, you know, but holy was that a

3:44:33lot of work for $4,000.

3:44:38Yo, that's so fire. Shout out you more,

3:44:42bro. None on the ad. Just a logo.

3:44:47Yo, that so sick.

3:44:52Why not you? [music]

3:45:00[music]

3:45:05[music]

3:45:12[music]

3:45:21>> [music]

3:45:27>> stands there unfazed.

3:45:29That's lighting. The lighting over here

3:45:31is like

3:45:34It's probably a pretty good day's work.

3:45:37[sighs]

3:45:37>> Should we check the bet?

3:45:39>> Yeah. And the games aren't over yet,

3:45:41though. It's 6:30 now. I'm nervous. I

3:45:43was playing Nautilon pool. I forgot

3:45:46about the bet.

3:45:46>> I did not. That's all I can think about

3:45:48is ruining my workout. What's the score

3:45:50of the Cubs game?

3:45:54>> Cubs got smoked, dude.

3:45:57No, that was the easy leg, too. My

3:46:00favorite teaming and WNBA

3:46:04side smacked

3:46:06and the co Cubs really rinsed me. No,

3:46:10now we're so cooked. All right, that is

3:46:14no matter. We already knew that, you

3:46:16know, sometimes the chut doesn't hit the

3:46:18fan the way you want it to spoon around.

3:46:20So, we're going to have to figure out

3:46:22plan uh plan A squared. You know, plan A

3:46:25didn't work. Well, technically that was

3:46:26plan A squared for the tuna and the the

3:46:29the trucks was plan A squared for the

3:46:31first thing. So, it was plan A was the

3:46:33tuna. Trucks was plan A squared. Then we

3:46:35went on to plan A to the 3r. Now we're

3:46:39on plan A to the 4th, which it doesn't

3:46:41exist yet. I really thought that was

3:46:43going to work out. So, I'm here to take

3:46:45a marker.

3:46:46>> Okay. You have your players card?

3:46:48>> 50,000

3:46:50>> right here.

3:46:51>> Boom.

3:46:51>> If I get fired, make sure you get me on

3:46:54film so I can make some money.

3:46:56>> This time right here, please.

3:46:57>> All right. Right on. Cheers. Thank you

3:46:59so much.

3:47:00>> All right. Here we go, dude.

3:47:04>> Check that out, dude. So, we've maxed

3:47:06out our marker here, which is fine. And

3:47:09that's the way the pork chop swims

3:47:11sometimes, dude. Hi, how are you?

3:47:13>> Um, I wanted to do 50,000 on the Los

3:47:16Angeles Sparks money line.

3:47:19>> Oh, odds are even better here. Plus 215.

3:47:22All right, where? That's perfect.

3:47:24>> Did you win your bets yesterday?

3:47:26>> No, we got smoked. The Cubs us, bro. And

3:47:29that was the easy leg of the parlay.

3:47:31>> Oh, they only 25,000.

3:47:34>> What? All right. So, the the problem is

3:47:37The Rock only going to let us bet

3:47:39$25,000 on that, which is [ __ ] It's

3:47:41only plus 200, but that gives me a lot

3:47:43of confidence that it might be a turbo

3:47:46lock. Why do they not like that game?

3:47:48They always let you bet 100 200,000 on

3:47:50games like that. WNBA. I feel pretty

3:47:52good about this. So, watch. I have a

3:47:54plan.

3:48:00>> Hello.

3:48:02>> What up? Um, will you place a bet for

3:48:04me? Could you do uh 150,000 on the Los

3:48:09Angeles Sparks money line to beat the

3:48:12Valkyries

3:48:13today?

3:48:14>> Yeah, I can do that. I'll uh I'll get

3:48:16back to you.

3:48:17>> Um word and then just send me the slip

3:48:19when you do it. Uh it should be like

3:48:21plus 200 though.

3:48:23>> Okay. Yeah, I'll go do that now.

3:48:25>> Word. All right. Thank you, bro.

3:48:27Appreciate it. Boom. All right. So, we

3:48:29have I've honestly never been so

3:48:31confident in a plus 200. Okay. The clubs

3:48:34thing was stupid. Using my past

3:48:35childhood experiences for a bet is

3:48:38obviously not going to work. So, we've

3:48:39learned and we've adjusted. We're going

3:48:41to place the other 50 at the Bell

3:48:42because Red Rock A. Okay, that makes me

3:48:45confident. Red Rock would only take

3:48:4650,000 of or 25,000 of action. Why? What

3:48:50do they hate about it? Who knows? B. The

3:48:53Sparks are at home. They have N Oula

3:48:56Mikey 17 points a game against G.

3:48:58Williams 85% free throw. Bro, like this

3:49:01chick is badass.

3:49:04We're making the best of the situation.

3:49:05I'm a victim of my own circumstance. You

3:49:08know, the events of the last month have

3:49:10led me to be I have to be in on $200,000

3:49:13on a WNBA game. $200,000 to pay

3:49:17$600,000. That's 400 Banderinos

3:49:20Profarino. It's not easy, but as long as

3:49:23they win, then it's a then we're bailed

3:49:25out and I get to keep this watch.

3:49:27Everything's good, dude.

3:49:28>> Hi. [music]

3:49:29>> How are you?

3:49:29>> Good. How are you?

3:49:30>> Good. Good. And yourself?

3:49:32>> Welcome back.

3:49:33>> I don't got my card on me. I threw it

3:49:35away cuz I thought I was never coming

3:49:36back here.

3:49:37>> And you are looking for the sparks?

3:49:40Yeah.

3:49:40>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sparks money line.

3:49:42We'll do 50,000.

3:49:44>> Thank you so much. 50,000 to pay 150,000

3:49:49or to collect 150,000 plus 200. So

3:49:52200,000 to pay 600,000. That's a good

3:49:54day's work, dude. All right. Also, our

3:49:56friend Mr. Liam has gone in $15,000 with

3:49:59us and I'm I I don't know. Well, the

3:50:02game already started, so hold on. All

3:50:04right, here we go. It's a one-point

3:50:07game, dude. I You know, this is the

3:50:09first time I've ever actually watched an

3:50:10NBA WNBA game. Which team are we?

3:50:15>> Oh, we're black.

3:50:17It's pretty good one.

3:50:18>> We are hoping the Valkyrie is out cuz

3:50:20their star player was question.

3:50:24>> All right.

3:50:28Get comfortable, dude. [laughter] C

3:50:30Zindosini already has six points. This

3:50:33is supposed to not be playing.

3:50:37Oh my god, [screaming] bro. And we're

3:50:39just breaking. I mean, yeah, we're not

3:50:41winning. I asked Claude what the odds we

3:50:43win if she Wow. Anyways, quad said

3:50:46there's a 0% chance we win.

3:50:48>> Well, 20%. Oh my.

3:50:55>> If we place the bet now, we would have

3:50:57won double the money. We're plus 400.

3:50:59You think you could do well on the

3:51:00field?

3:51:03>> Yes. I think I not I wouldn't be the

3:51:05best player.

3:51:07>> I would probably score 12 points right

3:51:09now in this game. Dang, that girl's

3:51:12good. See, that's their star player.

3:51:14She's supposed to be out. These ladies

3:51:16are shooting better than NBA players.

3:51:20They're five for five. Please.

3:51:24Yeah. What?

3:51:26You guys just are thinking, "Wow, are

3:51:29you kidding me? They just drill another

3:51:31three." All right. I mean, we're down by

3:51:3313 point. Yeah, it's over, dude.

3:51:37>> Look at that.

3:51:39>> Who is that girl?

3:51:42They're insane.

3:51:46>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bro,

3:51:52these girls are demons.

3:51:58>> I [ __ ] hate the WA.

3:52:02Hate the WA.

3:52:07She could be a starter.

3:52:14[laughter]

3:52:16>> These chicks are dope. Oh my god, that

3:52:19was so sick. Honestly, bro, I I'll be

3:52:23the first one to say it. These WNBA

3:52:26women are pretty good. That Reese girl,

3:52:28Angel Reese is, Bro, she making

3:52:30everybody look bad.

3:52:33>> Nion ring. You guys stay connected.

3:52:40>> I've got an idea. I've got a real good

3:52:42idea. I'm going to fix this whole

3:52:44situation. All right. Do you think this

3:52:46is tip bait? Julie says she delivers

3:52:49Uber Eats to help support like her kids

3:52:52and she's facing eviction. It seems like

3:52:55tip bait, but what if she's dead? Then

3:52:57we could give her a big tip, get some

3:52:59good karma, change the outcome of this

3:53:01game. They feel the

3:53:03>> What's your vibe on that

3:53:05>> as in yours? Cameraman Edwards,

3:53:08>> not the audience.

3:53:09>> No. Well, let's rate her face.

3:53:12>> Now you can get AT&T wireless.

3:53:14>> Well, then you're just becoming a bad

3:53:16person. What if she looks good enough?

3:53:18We [laughter]

3:53:19>> This God

3:53:21>> talking to you, the big man upstairs. I

3:53:23need this to ROI, bro. Not like like

3:53:26Okay, it's great. We like giving away

3:53:28money. I I I I the lady's great. Please

3:53:31give throw me a bone. Make the Los

3:53:34Angeles team win.

3:53:37Oh, he hear me. Okay. Okay, baby. That

3:53:39was a sign. He's like, "All right, I'll

3:53:40give you one bucket for the idea, two

3:53:42buckets when she gets closer, 10

3:53:44buckets." All right, let's see how much

3:53:46this is. All right, this is $3,800.

3:53:50That's all it costs for my parlay to

3:53:52hit. All right, we'll give it to her.

3:53:53You know, it's a worthwhile investment.

3:53:55I need this lady to get here so I can I

3:53:57think God thinks I'm capping right now.

3:53:58All right, this is a pretty big

3:54:00curveball.

3:54:02The lady cancelled the order. What are

3:54:05the odds, bro? We were going to tip her

3:54:07$3,800

3:54:09and she cancelled the order and now this

3:54:12is the new guy.

3:54:14>> Oh, that was such a generational fumble

3:54:16and she had no idea.

3:54:19>> Please, please, please.

3:54:23>> We so lost, bro. That was soing.

3:54:28Now we got to

3:54:30>> we have nine minutes until he's here.

3:54:32>> It's the third quarter, so we're going

3:54:34to need to keep it close enough so that

3:54:35good karma can kick in.

3:54:41>> Oh god, what are you doing? [screaming]

3:54:46She just gave up. Oh, that was the worst

3:54:48defense I've ever seen. She fully gave

3:54:50up on that.

3:54:51>> Okay, well these girls don't even want

3:54:53to win, though. Now, this karma, we

3:54:55actually have to just do it so I don't

3:54:56get struck in down by the the big man

3:55:00upstairs because no matter what, you

3:55:03know, we're not winning this game. But I

3:55:05already said I would do it and know if I

3:55:07don't do it, I'm going to get strucken

3:55:08down. Dude, that's the worst case

3:55:10scenario.

3:55:14>> We should scare him.

3:55:16>> Yeah, we should do one of those pranks

3:55:17where we get like fake guns. HDR

3:55:19[clears throat]

3:55:20and then we like hold them on the ground

3:55:22and like here you go, bro.

3:55:25>> Or that one prank [clears throat] they

3:55:26played on George Floyd.

3:55:29>> Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. And I

3:55:30had a tip for you cuz the last lady

3:55:32canceled on it super hard, so I wanted

3:55:34to give you this. We were really excited

3:55:35about it. So, here's 4,000 bucks.

3:55:37>> No, no, no.

3:55:37>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm serious. It's for you.

3:55:38It's for real money. I swear to God.

3:55:40Everything. Yeah.

3:55:41>> Sure.

3:55:41>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really appreciate

3:55:42you.

3:55:43>> No. No.

3:55:44>> Yeah. No. I'm serious. You got to take

3:55:45it. It's worth real money.

3:55:47Oh, for real?

3:55:49>> Is it real?

3:55:50>> It's real. I swear to God, it's really

3:55:51go to the bank right now. It'll be going

3:55:53through and everything.

3:55:53>> Thanks so much. You'll make my day,

3:55:55guys.

3:55:55>> Cheers. Have a good one. I appreciate

3:55:56your time. Right on. Have a good one,

3:55:58bro.

3:55:59>> Thank you, sir.

3:56:02>> Yo, he said, "God bless you."

3:56:04>> He said, "God bless you."

3:56:06>> What's the score? What's the score?

3:56:08They're going to hit a three. Crazy run

3:56:10starts down. Come on.

3:56:20No. Right. Yes. Yes.

3:56:27>> Please, bro. Please. Please. Please. Oh

3:56:30my god. This would be elastic.

3:56:33>> Yeah.

3:56:34>> Come on, ladies. The blonde needs to go

3:56:37though. She's really bad cuz the women

3:56:39are like half men. Um why would you have

3:56:42a blonde? That's a cold one. You don't

3:56:44want that in a basketball game.

3:56:46>> Hey, go to work. Come on.

3:56:49[screaming]

3:56:51Come on.

3:56:53Four point game. He's miss right. Yes.

3:56:58Rebound. Rebound. Come on.

3:57:02>> Please, bro. A four-point game with 2

3:57:04minutes 30 seconds left.

3:57:10A [screaming]

3:57:12come on. Come on. Come on. Please,

3:57:16please. We got the momentum. Oh my god.

3:57:19Please, please, please, please.

3:57:23No. Son,

3:57:27[screaming]

3:57:32come on. Get a stop.

3:57:34>> One stop, bro.

3:57:38>> Yes. Good job.

3:57:40What are you doing? [screaming]

3:57:41What are you?

3:57:43>> Oh my god. That was it. Oh, that was it.

3:57:48No.

3:57:56>> We needed to not turn that over. We had

3:57:57the ball, bro.

3:58:07one of the sharp shooters,

3:58:10>> bro.

3:58:15All right, we're on the uh plan A to the

3:58:18fifth, I believe, which is not optimal.

3:58:21I I I I I have one last moonshot lock.

3:58:26You got to You got to let me just play

3:58:28one place one bet and then I'm done.

3:58:34Then I'm done. Then the YouTube video is

3:58:36concluded. No, I I swear it it I swear

3:58:40this is the last bet of

3:58:42>> All right, send just send me what you

3:58:43want. Don't Don't put a lot of money on

3:58:44it.

3:58:45>> 125,000.

3:58:46>> Oh my gosh. You're going to be out of

3:58:48money.

3:58:49>> I I'm going to be out of money either

3:58:51way, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude. Trust

3:58:52me. This is It's a log.

3:58:54>> Sounds good. Send me the slipper when

3:58:56you want.

3:58:57>> All right. Word. Thank you.

3:58:59>> It's a long. All right. I'll see you.

3:59:01>> This is a long shot.

3:59:04>> I The plan now. There's no strategy.

3:59:07There's no plan. The only WNBA game

3:59:10tomorrow is the Toronto Tempo versus the

3:59:14Atlanta Dream. And the tempo are plus

3:59:16525.

3:59:18Like, it is so cooked. We are soing

3:59:22cooked. This should not count against my

3:59:24sports betting resume. Usually I'm

3:59:26pretty good, but I I don't know WNBA and

3:59:28I'm betting underdogs. I bet two 200,000

3:59:31on a dog today and now I have to bet

3:59:34125,000 on a plus 500 WNBA dog. It's

3:59:38going to lose, but it's a it's a

3:59:41moonshot, bro. Bro, we this like is

3:59:44getting really bad. Yo,

3:59:47[laughter]

3:59:50how crazy would that be?

3:59:53>> All right, big day. Our Hail Mary. Uh,

3:59:56the game starts in 1 minute. So, there's

3:59:58good news and bad news. Our best player

4:00:01is out. But the good news is I found out

4:00:05we're playing against Angel Reese, the

4:00:08brick of the WNBA. So, anyways, our odds

4:00:11have now gone. We We should have waited

4:00:13to place the bet. Look at this. Our

4:00:17odds are plus 650 now, which means we

4:00:19would have made would have made another

4:00:21like $200,000 after they win if we

4:00:24waited to place the bet till now. But

4:00:26it's no matter. 750 is 750,000.

4:00:29But I also decided this is too

4:00:31stressful. So what I'm doing is I'm

4:00:33going to come back. I'm not watching the

4:00:35first half of the game. I'm going to

4:00:36come back during halftime or maybe even

4:00:38the fourth quarter cuz you don't need

4:00:40the first three quarters is just a waste

4:00:41of your time. We're just going to come

4:00:43back and check and watch the last

4:00:45quarter of the game.

4:00:49So, I'm going to go work out now.

4:00:51All right. I'm not feeling great about

4:00:54this. We're needing a Angel Reese to uh

4:00:58choke is all we need, which is really

4:01:00not that big of a deal.

4:01:01>> Dude, why are you wet?

4:01:07>> All right, come on. Quit dragging it. Is

4:01:09that the third quarter just ended?

4:01:10>> Yep. Dude, that'd be soing

4:01:13sick

4:01:15if they're just up by 20 points.

4:01:18750 racks. Then then I'm rich again

4:01:24and all my sol problems are solved.

4:01:26Liam's in seven bandos on this bet.

4:01:33All right, here we go. Toronto Tempo.

4:01:36Oh, they're showing the Toronto Tempo

4:01:37highlight reel. Boom. Oh, wait. Is that

4:01:40us? Oh, that is us. Oh, yeah, dude. We

4:01:43look good. Oh, right now my 13. Okay,

4:01:46that's not terrible. We can totally win.

4:01:51What are um It's been a while. I've been

4:01:54editing this video for the last like

4:01:57at least two weeks, so we just finished

4:02:00it. I'm exhausted. Also, side note, I

4:02:03did not find out about Udy and Liam

4:02:06stealing my watches until the editing

4:02:09process of this video. They told me and

4:02:11at first when I found that out, I was I

4:02:14mean, I was actually reasonably angry

4:02:15about it, but then I got to thinking and

4:02:17A, it's not that big of a deal. It's

4:02:19just a few watches. You know, I have

4:02:21plenty of other watches. B, they just

4:02:23meant good. You know, I in a literal

4:02:26sense one time stole $125,000 from Liam

4:02:29to gamble for him and I lost, but you

4:02:33know, they just were trying to do me a

4:02:36favor, you know, and they thought that

4:02:37they were going to make me money, you

4:02:38know, we're in this together. Um, and

4:02:42also C, I would have bet on France, too.

4:02:44I thought France was absolutely going to

4:02:45beat Spain. I'm still kind of can't

4:02:47believe they didn't beat Spain. So, I'm

4:02:48totally over it. Also, let me know how

4:02:50you guys like the 4hour video format.

4:02:53It's pretty brutal to film. It was

4:02:55definitely the hardest uh thing I've had

4:02:57to film. I was extremely ambitious with

4:02:59the whole thing, you know, that whole

4:03:01trip and whatnot. I really thought it

4:03:03was going to work out genuinely. Uh but

4:03:05we ended up just losing like $800,000.

4:03:09And that's kind of the way to cookie

4:03:10crumbles. But either way, I wasn't

4:03:11planning on filming an outro for this

4:03:13video, but I thought it was important to

4:03:15take a moment and take a a step back.

4:03:17And I just wanted to thank God. Yes, the

4:03:20big man upstairs. Because truly all

4:03:24things good in my life I can credit to

4:03:27Jesus Christ and since giving my life to

4:03:29him it's difficult. It's like adding the

4:03:31gym into your life where you know every

4:03:33day I have something to work towards and

4:03:35you know you go in and out of phases and

4:03:36you'll I'll never be as good as Jesus

4:03:38Christ but every day I can work harder

4:03:40to be more like him. Kind of like when

4:03:42you're in a gym. It's infinitely

4:03:43difficult and infinitely rewarding. And

4:03:45I can honestly say that my life has

4:03:47never been better since giving my heart

4:03:49to Jesus Christ. And although I'm still

4:03:50far from perfect and I have my struggles

4:03:53and I'm a total, you know, piece of

4:03:56generally speaking still, uh, I've came

4:03:58a long ways and I'm really glad I've

4:04:00given up a lot of the craziness that we

4:04:02used to do. So, I just wanted to take a

4:04:04moment and say thank you God for

4:04:06everything. You know, I don't talk about

4:04:08God on camera too much. Um, and I

4:04:10thought I should more because he is my

4:04:12life, you know. And so I I was planning

4:04:15on doing a book of toi for the outro of

4:04:18this video, but I got to thinking, why

4:04:20am I always talking about my ideas? I'm

4:04:22always talking about this is what I

4:04:23think and this is where I got to where I

4:04:25am. But at the end of the day, I don't

4:04:27know anything. And who does know

4:04:28everything is God, Jesus Christ. He made

4:04:31us. He's the creator of this planet. Um

4:04:34whether you like it or not, [snorts] I

4:04:36think it's pretty cool. But either way,

4:04:37he did and he knows in a literal sense

4:04:40everything, which is pretty sick. So

4:04:43either way, dude, what I have to say

4:04:45today, we're going to see what God has

4:04:47to say. So I've got my Bible here. I'm

4:04:50pretty excited about this. Um, and I

4:04:54don't know. I didn't really have a plan

4:04:55for this whole thing. So I was kind of

4:04:57thinking I'm just going to open to a

4:04:58random page in the Bible, read a

4:05:00passage, and I have a feeling that God

4:05:02is going to open me up to a page that is

4:05:04a passage that's, you know, maybe I

4:05:06needed to hear or you needed to hear or

4:05:08whatever it might be. So here we go.

4:05:12Oh, wait. That has a bookmark in it.

4:05:13That's where I'm at. Okay. Wait. All

4:05:16right. Random page. All right. We just

4:05:19experienced a sneaky distraction from

4:05:22the devil. Um, I've recorded that whole

4:05:25Bible thing. Went upstairs to edit it.

4:05:27The file got corrupted. So, we're going

4:05:29back to it. That's super weird. That's

4:05:31never in my life happened that a file

4:05:33got corrupted off of the SD card. Dude,

4:05:36devil going to try and make us not

4:05:37spread the gospel. Here we are. A lot of

4:05:40people don't love the Jesus talk and

4:05:42whatnot. And if you don't like me

4:05:44talking about God, then you can stop

4:05:45watching. I actually think I'm going to

4:05:46start doing a lot more of this because I

4:05:48don't use my platform to talk about God

4:05:49frequently. And I feel like I should

4:05:51because he saved my life. And I used to

4:05:53be a big time hater. Well, I mean, okay,

4:05:54let's be so real, dude. A lot of you

4:05:56church bros are are kind of giving it a

4:05:59bad look. Like you you're nerds. You

4:06:02know what I mean? And I'm not saying

4:06:03that's a bad thing. I'm just saying, you

4:06:04know, when I was like a younger kid and

4:06:06I was worried about like looking cool

4:06:07and whatnot, I didn't want to be a

4:06:09melon. And sometimes, you know, church

4:06:11bros kind of seem like come off like

4:06:12melons. That's just the fact of the

4:06:13matter. Either way, [clears throat] so

4:06:16we are on Matthew 7:12.

4:06:20This one is about judging. No particular

4:06:23reason my eyes went to this one. Um, but

4:06:27hopefully some of you guys benefit from

4:06:30this passage. All right. Judge not that

4:06:33you be not judged. For with the judgment

4:06:35you pronounce, you will be judged. And

4:06:36with the measure you use, it will be

4:06:38measured to you. Why do you see the

4:06:40speck that's in your brother's eye, but

4:06:41you not but you do not notice the log

4:06:43that is in your own eye? Or how can you

4:06:45say to your brother, "Let me take the

4:06:48speck out of your eye when there's a log

4:06:50in your own eye. You hypocrite. First

4:06:52take the log out of your own eye, and

4:06:54then you will see clearly to take the

4:06:55speck out of your brother's eye." Do not

4:06:57give dogs what is holy and do not throw

4:06:59your pearls before pigs. Least they

4:07:01trample them underfoot and turn to

4:07:03attack you.

4:07:06There it is, dude. The word of Jesus

4:07:08right there. The holiest of holy, the

4:07:11goat of goats, the most glorious of

4:07:13glamorous, the one and only, the highest

4:07:15power, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

4:07:18All right, I hope you guys enjoyed that.

4:07:19And like I said, I'm going to be doing a

4:07:21lot more stuff talking about the Bible

4:07:23just cuz I think it's awesome. On my

4:07:24second channel, I plan on doing like

4:07:26real long Bible studies. Um, we just

4:07:29don't have time for it in this video,

4:07:31but I thought I would finish off this

4:07:32video with a prayer. Um, well, I

4:07:34actually filmed the prayer the first

4:07:36time, so it's going to be weird praying

4:07:38twice, uh, doing the same thing cuz the

4:07:40file got corrupted, but either way, I

4:07:42guess we'll change it up a little bit.

4:07:44[clears throat] All right. And don't be

4:07:46making fun of how I prayer because, you

4:07:49know, I don't got the big language like

4:07:52the goat level Christians yet. You know,

4:07:54I just talk to God how I kind of

4:07:55normally would talk. So, I don't sound

4:07:57as professional as a lot of you guys.

4:07:58Here goes nothing. What up, God? Um, I

4:08:01just wanted to take this time to say

4:08:02thank you for the opportunity to uh wake

4:08:05up every day and seize the day and that

4:08:08I'm able to pursue my dreams and the

4:08:10unconditional support of all my fans and

4:08:13you even though I don't necessarily

4:08:15deserve it is humbling. But today I

4:08:18mostly wanted to pray for the person

4:08:19watching this video. I pray that uh the

4:08:23person watching this video, you give

4:08:25them clarity and peace over the next six

4:08:28months and direction in what they want

4:08:31to do with their life because as a young

4:08:33man uh there's an immense amount of

4:08:35pressure to um you know become somebody

4:08:40and even more so take care of your

4:08:42future family, maybe your current

4:08:44family. Unfortunately,

4:08:47you really only have

4:08:49uh yourself and and God. And of course,

4:08:53you have friends, but you know, everyone

4:08:55struggles with their own problems. And

4:08:57at the end of the day, it's on you to

4:08:58become great. So, God, I pray you give

4:09:01them the vision and the clarity that

4:09:02they need. Maybe snap a vision into

4:09:04their head of what they should be doing.

4:09:07I know my viewers, they work hard.

4:09:09They're willing to row the boat if you

4:09:10just give them the opportunity and give

4:09:12them the wisdom to play their cards

4:09:14correctly. I pray that you walk with

4:09:15them on their journey. Life is scary.

4:09:18Sometimes it almost feels impossible,

4:09:20especially being in the phase of getting

4:09:23the car out of the mud, per se, when you

4:09:25don't have the ball rolling on much

4:09:27stuff. It's very difficult, God. And I

4:09:29know you know that and it's built like

4:09:31that by design, but I just pray that you

4:09:33give the viewer the strength to

4:09:35um accomplish what they're supposed to

4:09:37become. All right. Thanks, God. All

4:09:41right. Cheers, dude. That was bizarre.

4:09:43you know, kind of regurgitating the same

4:09:45prayer because I know God got the

4:09:46message the first time because he was

4:09:47listening the first time, but you guys

4:09:48didn't see it. It's also really cool to

4:09:50post God's stuff because a lot of you

4:09:52guys are goat level Christians. You guys

4:09:53watch me for uh entertainment or

4:09:55whatever it might be, but a lot of you

4:09:56guys are super supportive and uh helpful

4:09:59in my walk with faith. Uh cuz sometimes

4:10:01I'm struggling, dude. I'm well, I'm I'm

4:10:03struggling frequently in my walk with

4:10:05Christ. It's just cool to kind of go on

4:10:07that journey with you guys and bring you

4:10:09along and I can learn a lot from you

4:10:11guys. So, I appreciate you guys a ton

4:10:12for the support. I hope you enjoyed this

4:10:14video. Um, and that's for that for this

4:10:16one. Peace.

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