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0:00Hear me out. Calling a black person
0:01black and a white person white is
0:03racist.
0:03>> All right. Well, what would you like to
0:05be called? A donkey?
0:06>> Hot take. [music] Celebrating your
0:07birthday is racist.
0:09>> Hot take. Every single renter should be
0:11a saint.
0:12>> man died of hunger, but there was food
0:13at his funeral. A homeless man died of
0:15hunger, but there was food at his
0:16funeral. A homeless man died of hunger
0:18>> We heard you the first time.
0:20>> You guys need to grow up, too, because
0:21the lesbian space princess fandom didn't
0:23even do anything to you guys.
0:25>> Maybe because the villain was a walking
0:27penis.
0:27>> Hot take. If you play Minecraft, you're
0:28a transphobic, xenophobic, ableist,
0:29homophobic, racist, misogynistic,
0:31MISANDRISTIC, CAPITALIST
0:31>> SHUT THE UP. God damn.
0:33>> My brother just showered.
0:34>> Great. Now, get your smelly ass in there
0:36with them.
0:36>> Wait. No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it
0:37like that. I swear.
0:39>> Hot take. If you have a pet, you're a
0:41racist person.
0:42>> Having you as a human being on this
0:44earth feels racist at this point. I'm
0:46not going to lie.
0:46>> Boiling hot take.
0:48If you eat meat, you're a horrible
0:50person.
0:51>> Damn, bro. I can't even eat food. God
0:54damn.
0:55Wait.
0:56What kind of meat are you talking about?
1:01What kind of meat? I just want to know.