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0:05Hey.
0:07Hey, open the door.
0:11>> [sighs]
0:12>> Unbelievable.
0:13They actually locked it.
0:15I cannot believe they thought this was a
0:17hilarious idea.
0:19Seven minutes in heaven. When are we in
0:22middle school?
0:24Don't just stand there breathing in the
0:26dark.
0:27Say something.
0:29Or actually, no. Don't say anything.
0:32Just stay way over on your side of the
0:34coats.
0:36This closet is ridiculously small, and I
0:39am not spending the next seven minutes
0:41suffocating next to you of all people.
0:45Of course it had to be you.
0:47It's always you.
0:50You know, you act so quiet and
0:52oblivious,
0:54but you're constantly in my way.
0:56You sit right in front of me in our
0:58marketing seminar, always acting like
1:01you have all the answers.
1:03I see you pulling into the campus lot in
1:05that Mustang of yours, strutting around
1:08like you're untouchable.
1:10You probably think you're way too good
1:11to be stuck in a cramped little space
1:13with a bully like me, don't you?
1:18>> [sighs]
1:19>> Stop looking at me like that.
1:21I can see the outline of your eyes
1:22catching the light from under the door.
1:25You always look at me like I'm some sort
1:27of puzzle you're trying to figure out.
1:29It's annoying.
1:31I'm not one of those complex grand
1:33strategy games you play all night.
1:35You can't just analyze me and figure out
1:37my weak spots.
1:40>> [sighs and gasps]
1:41>> It is incredibly hot in here.
1:44Why is it so hot?
1:46And why are you standing so close? I
1:48told you to stay on your side.
1:52There
1:53isn't a side.
1:55What do you mean there isn't a side?
1:59Oh, you're
2:01you're literally backed up flat against
2:03the wall.
2:04We really are just completely crammed in
2:08here together.
2:11>> [gasps]
2:12>> Okay.
2:13Fine, just don't move.
2:16If you move, your chest is going to
2:18brush against mine, and I swear I will
2:20make your life a living hell on Monday
2:22if you try anything.
2:27>> [sighs]
2:33[sighs]
2:35>> Why is your heart beating so fast?
2:39I can hear it.
2:41It's practically echoing in this stupid
2:43closet.
2:44You're breathing heavy, too.
2:49Are you nervous?
2:50Does being trapped in the dark with me
2:52make you nervous?
2:56>> [laughter]
2:58>> You're terrified of me, aren't you?
3:01You really think I'm just going to tear
3:02you apart?
3:04Or
3:05wait.
3:07Mhm.
3:09I can feel the heat radiating off of
3:11your skin.
3:12Your face is completely flushed.
3:16You're not scared of me at all.
3:18You're flustered.
3:25>> [gasps and sighs]
3:25>> Oh, well. I actually got to you, didn't
3:29I?
3:31You know,
3:32I watched you the whole time at this
3:34stupid party.
3:36I saw you standing in the kitchen
3:37earlier, completely turning up your nose
3:40at those cheap frozen pizza rolls they
3:43were trying to pass off as food.
3:45Yeah, you have high standards.
3:48You only like the good, fresh stuff.
3:51I actually really like that about you.
3:55But you know what I didn't like?
3:57The way you kept looking at the door
3:59tonight. Like you were trying to find an
4:01excuse to leave without even noticing
4:03me.
4:05Do you have any idea how exhausting it
4:07is
4:08to push your buttons, to tease you,
4:11to constantly act like a total brat
4:14every single day just to get a reaction
4:16out of you?
4:19I don't actually hate you.
4:22I think you know that.
4:25You're entirely too smart not to know
4:28that.
4:30I'm just I'm so frustrated.
4:35You're always so calm and collected and
4:38I'm over here losing my mind every time
4:40you look my way.
4:42I had to practically bribe the host to
4:44make sure we got picked for this, you
4:45know.
4:46I planned this whole stupid thing
4:49because if I didn't trap you in a tiny
4:51dark space where you literally couldn't
4:54ignore me,
4:55I don't think I would have ever had the
4:57nerve to actually do this.
5:01Mhm.
5:03I'm putting my hands on your chest.
5:06God,
5:07your heart is beating so hard against my
5:09palms.
5:11I can feel the heat radiating off of
5:13you.
5:16Put your hands on my waist.
5:20Yeah.
5:21Just like that.
5:23Hold me.
5:25See?
5:27You're not pulling away.
5:29You're leaning right into me.
5:34>> [sighs]
5:35>> I'm going to kiss you now.
5:38And if you really hate me,
5:41if you really want me to leave you
5:43alone,
5:45you can push me away right now.
5:47And I swear I will never bother you
5:50again.
5:53>> [gasps]
5:59[sighs and gasps]
6:02>> Well,
6:04you didn't push me away.
6:06You kissed me back so fast.
6:10Kiss me again.
6:15>> [sighs]
6:23[gasps and sighs]
6:24>> Keep your hands right there.
6:27Hold me tighter.
6:29I want to feel absolutely every inch of
6:32you against me.
6:34I've wanted to do this for so insanely
6:38long.
6:40I know we only have a minute left before
6:42they unlock this door, but honestly, I
6:45don't care.
6:47When they open it, they are going to see
6:49exactly what we are doing.
6:52They're going to see exactly who you
6:55belong to now.
6:57No more bullying.
6:59No more pretending I don't like you.
7:02You're my boyfriend now.
7:06>> [laughter and gasps]
7:08>> Don't say a word.
7:10Just keep your arms wrapped tightly
7:12around me and kiss me again before our
7:15time is up.
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