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0:00Welcome to Love and Justice, the show
0:02where relationships bring their problems
0:04into the courtroom. For today's case, we
0:06have Kennedy and Derek. They've been
0:09dating for three years. Kennedy thinks
0:11Derek needs to abandon his rapper dreams
0:14and come back to reality.
0:16>> You had your chance. Stand your lang.
0:17>> I heard you the first time. Shut up.
0:19Just go.
0:19>> First, opening statements. Then we'll
0:22dive into evidence. And finally, I'll
0:24return my verdict. I'm your host, Zach
0:27Justice, or better known as Judge
0:30Justice in this courtroom.
0:36>> Oh, my bad. All right, let's bring out
0:39uh Kennedy and Derek.
0:42Hello.
0:43>> Hello.
0:44>> Okay, what's up, guy? We'll uh do
0:47opening statements. Kennedy, please. You
0:50have a minute starting now. Go. So, I've
0:54been with Sherrod for three years, and
0:57you know, everything started off pretty
0:59cool, but for the past two years, he's
1:01been wanting me to believe in his rap
1:03career, and I just been coming out of
1:05pocket with everything. I'm talking
1:06about even at the movies, buying snacks,
1:09a bag of chips, like
1:11>> I'm the ATM and it's it sucks. My family
1:13is telling me to leave him. And
1:16>> a snack, buying a snack.
1:17>> What?
1:18>> What I'm saying is for the past two
1:20years, I've been coming out the pocket
1:21with everything. I feel like this is my
1:22son. I never had a [music] a
1:24>> Who got the talent though?
1:25>> Hold on, please. This is her minute. She
1:27has 15 seconds left.
1:28>> No. If you going to say something, say
1:29the truth.
1:30>> Anyway, her sir,
1:31>> he's asking me for 10,000 right now, so
1:34I can
1:35>> $10,000 or bands as you guys call it.
1:37>> However, whatever he call it,
1:39>> the black community. Okay. Um, great.
1:41Oh, that's the timer. Thank you.
1:43>> My real name is Derek Mitchell and you
1:44see how she called me my stage name cuz
1:46that's what people call me. Sherrod
1:47Smith. I'm blowing up.
1:48>> Okay. Sherrod. Do you prefer if I call
1:50you Sherrod? Call me my stage name.
1:52>> Yes, sir. Your minute starts now.
1:54>> Listen here. I'm the hottest big thing.
1:56I'm the big biggest thing happening
1:57right now.
1:58>> Weak ass.
1:59>> Don't talk to me right now.
2:00>> Sorry, ma'am. This is I I
2:01>> You had your chance.
2:02>> All right.
2:03>> You had your chance. Stay in your lane.
2:04>> The first time. Shut up. Just go. You
2:07have no money and you're still talking
2:08like you have it.
2:09>> I'm working on the next big thing. You
2:11know what I'm saying? I'm I'm shine with
2:12people right now. We got a couple people
2:13that's working. I just need that that,
2:16you know, the extra pull. You know what
2:17I'm saying? We started out great. You
2:18know what I'm saying? Man, [music] I did
2:20ask her for 10 grand, right?
2:21>> Yeah,
2:22>> because I need that to fund my next
2:23project. I got fans. I got all
2:25>> You haven't even started a project.
2:26>> Can I talk,
2:27>> ma'am? Ma'am, sorry. 12 seconds.
2:28>> I don't even have time to be here. I'm
2:30supposed to be in the studio right now.
2:31That's all I got nothing to say.
2:32>> I just want to come out and first say
2:34I'm an ally. Uh, I love hip hop or I
2:38love it all. I listen to a couple
2:39rappers myself. Eminem, Jack Harlo,
2:43>> he's not one of them.
2:44>> Bull Xan. He's not one of them. Trust
2:46believe. You don't even know his music.
2:48You going to let the man speak?
2:49>> I just want to let you know I'm uh Young
2:50Gravy. I've got a tattoo of him. So, I'm
2:52just I'm in on
2:52>> You think it's funny, bro? Like you
2:54trying like you you trying to jerk
2:55around. You think it's funny?
2:56>> Jerk off.
2:57>> What you said? Jerk off. What are you
2:59talking? Who is this [ __ ]
3:00>> You want me to jerk off?
3:01>> No, I ain't saying nothing like that.
3:02>> All right, Louis CK.
3:03>> Okay, let's in this courtroom.
3:05>> What' you say?
3:06>> Yeah, big in this courtroom.
3:10And not to be a white to silence the
3:12black voice, but I think I have to at
3:15some point have some decorum in here.
3:17Sir, with the mustache, what what are
3:19some of your favorite rappers, by the
3:20way? I just want to make sure we're all
3:21on the same page.
3:23>> Like Eminem.
3:24>> Yep.
3:24>> Of course you say that.
3:25>> Yep.
3:26>> Drake.
3:27>> Them [ __ ] is whack. What are you
3:29talking about?
3:30>> Start from the bottom, now we're here.
3:31>> Sometimes we start at the bottom and and
3:33we're powerful at the bottom, aren't we,
3:34B?
3:35>> Yeah. Did you have to do some bottoming
3:37in order to um upgrade your rap career?
3:39I ain't do none of that. None of that.
3:41Your uniform sloppy. Like, how you in
3:43here?
3:43>> Hey, hey, hey.
3:45[laughter]
3:47Hey, I'd appreciate if you didn't make
3:49fun of uh my baiff's uniform. This is
3:52the first year he's dressed himself.
3:54>> Look a mess.
3:54>> And uh he's figuring it out. Let's get
3:57through some evidence. I think there's
3:58enough uh banter going back and forth.
4:00>> Let's get it then. Kennedy.
4:01>> So, I have messages of me uh responding
4:05to him on this cruise um telling me and
4:08showing me pictures of him [music]
4:09holding someone else's trophy and
4:12cornering women and to take pictures
4:13with him like they're fans. So,
4:15>> Bert, if you could please read these
4:16off, that'd be amazing.
4:18>> Read them. Okay. These are text messages
4:21between Oh, they're quite lengthy. If
4:24you have to paraphrase, [music] just go
4:26first. Okay.
4:26>> Okay. Can you read? Watch yourself.
4:30Kennedy's message. What is this supposed
4:32to prove? Why you trying so hard to
4:34convince me? I still don't believe this
4:35music's ever going to pay the bills.
4:37You're on a ship posing with someone
4:39else's trophy like it belongs to you.
4:41Then you're concerning random women,
4:43telling them to take pictures with you
4:44like they your fans. They don't even
4:46know who the hell you are. I've never
4:48seen a black man code switch. This is
4:50pretty cool to see.
4:50>> And then um Sher's response, what do you
4:53mean? What is this supposed to prove? Is
4:56to show you we on our way to the top.
4:58Three exclamation points. People are
5:00noticing me, reaching out to me, looking
5:02to collab with me. Three exclamation
5:04points. 100 100.
5:06>> You got to say it every time. Just read
5:07the sentence, bro.
5:08>> All right.
5:09>> Don't take that, dude. Don't. This is
5:10your courtroom just as much as it's
5:12mine. He disrespects you. You speak up
5:14for quiet
5:16>> in the courtroom. All right. All I need
5:18is a little support from you. I ain't
5:20asking for much.
5:21>> Um, okay. I think I think we kind of get
5:23actually, Bert, what's going on here.
5:24>> I need to figure it out because you're
5:26not taking me serious. I might have to
5:28pick up another gig. You told me you was
5:30down for me.
5:30>> Okay. Uh Bert, actually, thank you so
5:32much. Uh great character. Um All Rise.
5:37>> Uh let's clap it up for Bert, please.
5:39It's a great That was a great rendition
5:41of uh Black Woman.
5:44>> How can everything be black? That's
5:45Black was
5:46>> Huh?
5:46>> Huh?
5:47>> Do you have any more evidence, ma'am?
5:48>> Yes, I do. I have this weak ass Spotify
5:50that he had some weak ass song.
5:53>> We have Sherrod Smith here. Okay. 14
5:55monthly listeners. See? So, well, it's
5:58not even about the It's not even a
5:59listener. It's about the views.
6:01>> He has another song called 50 mil.
6:04>> This 50 mil gang song. Do we have Could
6:06we play it just so we kind of know
6:09>> you know what I'm saying? You know what
6:10it is.
6:13>> Oh my god.
6:14>> By the name, the stage name.
6:17You know what it is. Yeah.
6:22[music]
6:28>> All right. For real. Here we go.
6:34>> Oh, yeah.
6:36>> I can see this being played on like a
6:37Carnival cruise.
6:41>> Okay.
6:45>> You're not saying anything. So you're
6:47saying Miami cuz you recorded it in
6:49Miami.
6:49>> He was in Miami with all the baddies. We
6:51had the bottles. You know what I'm
6:52saying?
6:53>> He was in Miami. It's a documentary.
6:56>> That's not That's not even
6:58>> That's not even a full song.
7:00>> Here you go. Sorry.
7:01>> That's s That's [ __ ]
7:03>> He said quiet real loud and then he hit
7:04the thing and he's on three different
7:06psychotic medications. So anytime he
7:07kind of gets a little angry, we do
7:09listen. SS and I'm not talking the Nazi.
7:11Uh can we get your evidence please?
7:14>> Please go right here. This is from a fan
7:17right here and it's from a you know
7:18award show I was at.
7:19>> Excuse me please.
7:22>> Here we have um picture of you very
7:24happy with uh
7:26>> this is the voice trophy.
7:28>> Are you on the voice?
7:29>> Yes.
7:30>> Okay. And then who's this guy that looks
7:31like every black person's cousin?
7:33>> His cousin.
7:34>> Gotcha.
7:35>> That is the thing.
7:35>> Yeah. Called that. Do you guys ever have
7:37a good conversation?
7:39>> She never got nothing to say at night
7:40time.
7:41>> I already know how it is.
7:43>> What?
7:43>> Sorry. Uh no. Look, I'm going to
7:44>> It is what it is.
7:47>> You know what? You like we were in court
7:49cuz I'm not playing. You You told him I
7:51was on my knees. Are you [ __ ] serious
7:53right now?
7:53>> You ain't even worried about it. B, can
7:55you check your knees for bruises,
7:56please? I ain't even worried about it.
7:57>> If he check me, I swear to God,
7:59>> man, when you can check him right now,
8:00don't touch your B. Don't touch your
8:02>> B. Watch out. Watch out.
8:05[laughter]
8:08>> What the [ __ ]
8:09>> But you supposed to protect me. You got
8:10him walking up looking under my skirt.
8:12It appears like I guess splash with
8:13water. Are you okay?
8:16>> It's just water.
8:17>> I was just a little shocked.
8:18>> They're going to be out here waiting on
8:19your ass once we get up out of court.
8:21>> Let them come. Let them [ __ ] come.
8:24>> Let them He'll come, sir.
8:25>> Let them [ __ ] come.
8:25>> Oh yeah, we always come. It's like, you
8:27know what I'm saying? Like when you get
8:28so many bodies, you know what I'm
8:29saying? You got so many girls.
8:30>> I noticed that you say like a lot as
8:33well as you know what I'm saying? Like
8:34their vocal ticks.
8:35>> I'll try not to use that since y'all can
8:38understand it.
8:39>> No. Oh, and I I appreciate I'm just
8:40trying to further understand. Um, Bert's
8:42actually the first black person I've
8:44ever met. I even have
8:46>> uh juror number one is my Mexican
8:47friend.
8:48>> Uh, thought he was Chinese.
8:49>> Huh?
8:50>> Thought he was Chinese.
8:51>> Uh, no. He's full south of the border
8:53Mexican. Um,
8:54>> I thought he was Chinese and she was
8:56Mexican.
8:57>> Uh, we got going on.
8:58>> No, he doesn't speak any English, so he
9:00doesn't know what we're talking about.
9:01Uh, hola.
9:03>> That's just that's just jargon. Dang.
9:05You supposed to know that you didn't get
9:07converted. No, I didn't get converted to
9:08our side. My dad wouldn't pay for my
9:09conversion therapy.
9:10>> Hey, Bert. I think I think he's worried
9:12that the white community has has taken
9:14you over and and it's distanced yourself
9:16from the black community. I don't know
9:17if you can speak to that at all. How do
9:19you feel?
9:19>> No. No. I'm dominating these white boys.
9:21I mean, I'm part of the BNW. Sure.
9:24>> Black new world order.
9:26>> Okay. Uh, what is the Black New Order?
9:29The BNWO, black new world order is like
9:33a black supremacy group people
9:36>> where blacks reign supreme and the white
9:37people are basically our [ __ ]
9:39>> Okay. How'd you get into that group?
9:41>> I mean did a little like a race play
9:43with some white boys and kind of got
9:45into it.
9:46>> Okay. And then is this a movement that
9:47will become violent in any way?
9:49>> It's more like a subculture kink fetish
9:52type of thing.
9:52>> Oh my god. Uh we have lost the plot. Can
9:55we just bring in his witness?
9:57>> Please. Who is it? How do you have a
9:59witness though? Good. Good.
10:02>> This is his cousin,
10:03>> my boy.
10:04>> This is his freaking cousin, Brody. What
10:06a
10:07>> Brody, witnesses do sit here.
10:13>> That was awesome. Um, Brody, when did
10:16you first start hearing um, uh, S's
10:19music?
10:20>> Way back.
10:21>> Way back.
10:22>> Way back.
10:24>> Cool. Um, do you think he has uh the
10:27motion twin?
10:29>> Yeah.
10:30>> Yeah. Awesome.
10:32>> I have a question, Brody. Um, I've been
10:35getting the vibe between you and Shiron.
10:37Are you guys involved like a download
10:39secret homosexual relationship?
10:41>> What?
10:41>> I was going to ask the same thing.
10:43>> No, [ __ ]
10:44>> Um, thank you, sir. Uh, you may exit the
10:46courtroom. You brought zero value.
10:49>> Huh?
10:50>> Exactly.
10:51>> Hey, Rodie, come on.
10:52>> Uh, can you take him out, please, Bert?
10:53We out.
10:56>> All right. Call me.
10:57>> He'll need you to escort him.
10:58>> Why you wear flip flops, sir?
11:01>> I be camping out.
11:02>> Okay.
11:05>> There's been a lot of, "Oh, is that your
11:07song? Is that not your song?" Blah,
11:09blah, blah. I think the best way to know
11:11if you're talented.
11:12>> You want a live concert?
11:13>> I would like if I could get Yeah. a rap
11:15from you in the courtroom. That would be
11:18amazing. Let me get You know what I'm
11:20saying? Let me get him. I got, you know,
11:21it's a whole of I got to get him. Great.
11:23>> Ready?
11:24>> Uh, rise.
11:24>> Yeah, he needs one.
11:25>> Mustache. No, just the mustache. Mexican
11:27sit down. Mustache man. Do you mind
11:29giving a beat
11:32in his mouth?
11:33>> Yeah.
11:33>> Thank you.
11:34>> To the top. Money in my mouth. Money on
11:37my like I got to I got to get it. Got to
11:39>> B and I will just throw out words. You
11:40can include them in the round. Um,
11:43>> Filipino.
11:45>> Uh, swag terms to the mix. I got this
11:47Filipino coming up to the crib with me.
11:50>> No, [ __ ] We ain't on that type of
11:51time. pissed. Yeah. On my drill.
11:56>> Yeah.
11:57>> Like sometimes like I got I got to get
11:59like in my like my flow. You know what
12:00I'm saying? I got to get in.
12:02>> Like my family. Uh I'm not I'm not too
12:05privy on the uh rap stuff. Is that good?
12:07>> To be honest, I don't listen to much
12:09rapper or hip-hop or R&B.
12:10>> Oh, I kind of listen to like
12:12stereotypical white girl music.
12:13>> Oh. What's uh your favorite song?
12:15>> I don't got no white girl.
12:16>> Stacey's Mom. Actually, I have a remix
12:18um called Stacey's Dad.
12:20>> What is that? Uh, a parody of Stacy's
12:22mom. Uh, would you like to perform it?
12:23Microphone, please. Hand me that black
12:26stick.
12:26>> Hey, you hand over to Mike.
12:28>> Okay.
12:30>> No, you don't hear me. [ __ ] prick.
12:31>> Stacy's dad. Can I be your rag me so
12:35hard and make me your special Stacy can
12:38your dad blows and breathe my I know
12:40that he's your dad, but that just makes
12:42him want him bad.
12:44>> All right, so we are gonna bleep that.
12:47>> Also have Stacy's son. Take the mic from
12:49this [ __ ]
12:50>> Stacey's son has always made me jerking
12:53to him since
12:56you need that inside of me. I know that
12:58he's your son, but that just makes a lot
13:00more fun.
13:01>> Okay, here we go.
13:02>> Oh my goodness.
13:03>> Just a qualifying question. How old is
13:05Stacy's son in this?
13:06>> 21.
13:06>> Okay.
13:07>> The lyrics even said it.
13:08>> Okay. But were you waiting for that?
13:10>> I don't know. I'm not the singer.
13:12>> Okay.
13:12>> It's just like a fictitious scenario.
13:15>> Okay. Let's go to my jury, actually. Do
13:17do we have any questions, please, for
13:18for either either of these two? Yeah.
13:20Uh, Rise, Mustache Man,
13:23>> get up. Here we go.
13:25>> Yeah. Is part of the problem here that
13:27he ain't satisfying her?
13:28>> What?
13:29>> Could be. Um, maybe ask her that.
13:32>> Does he satisfy you?
13:33>> No, he's taking from me, sir.
13:35>> Uh, red shirt, do you mind rising?
13:38>> Lingling.
13:39>> Do you just say Lingling?
13:41>> Yeah, I'm Mexican.
13:43>> No, you're not. No,
13:44>> you're not. I knew a Mexican named Jesus
13:46once. I mean, we were together for a
13:47while, but then he started ghosting me,
13:49but then I found he got deported, so
13:51that's why he was like ghosting me.
13:53>> Oh, sorry about that, Bert. My mom says
13:56need Jesus in my life, who? So, I
13:57settled for Jesus.
13:58>> Oh, it's amazing.
14:00>> I'm a fan.
14:02>> What?
14:02>> I'm lowkey a fan.
14:04>> You're a fan of him?
14:05>> Yeah. I I got through security. Can Can
14:08I have your autograph?
14:09>> Just come just come over here. Come over
14:10here. I appreciate you. What a turn of
14:12events.
14:12>> I love 50 million. And I found it on
14:14Soundcloud.
14:15>> Is she serious? I know.
14:19>> There you go.
14:22>> All right. I wasn't expecting that. So,
14:24he does have fans. Very interesting.
14:27Okay. I I'm going to give you both a
14:28chance for closing remarks. Then I'm
14:30going to I'm going to talk to talk to my
14:32jury and come up with a decision.
14:33>> Any any closing remarks, ma'am?
14:35>> Yeah. Tell him to ask Leeling for that
14:3710,000 cuz I ain't got for him.
14:39>> Okay, sir. Any closing remarks? I'm
14:42going to get the 10,000 from you and I'm
14:43smash her later.
14:45>> Base.
14:47>> Okay. Thank you, too. Uh, we'll have you
14:49step out of the courtroom. I'm going to
14:50I'm going to talk to my jury here. Okay,
14:53guys. Um, what a day. Am I right? What
14:57are we thinking here?
14:58>> Well, obviously he has the talent, but
15:01you know, the way he treats her, it's
15:02unacceptable. So, I can't see her giving
15:05him the money.
15:06>> What they have here is a failure to
15:07communicate. Your honor, I don't think
15:09that they really care for each other.
15:12>> What's he saying?
15:13>> Um, not guilty.
15:15>> Thanks for the translation there.
15:16>> They both made very compelling points,
15:18but he's not a good rapper.
15:21>> He's not guilty. He's going to make it
15:22to the top.
15:23>> Did he pay you?
15:24>> No.
15:26>> All right. Uh, take that with a grain of
15:27salt. The arguments have been heard. The
15:30evidence is in. It's time for the
15:32ruling.
15:34Okay.
15:36We the jury
15:38find the defendant Derek aka Sherrod
15:41Smith
15:44>> guilty.
15:46>> Yes. I knew they was going to believe
15:47your weak ass.
15:48>> You will not be getting $10,000 from
15:51this woman.
15:52>> And as your punishment today,
15:53>> thank you your honor.
15:54>> You will be in a rap battle.
15:57>> Bring him in. Super hot.
16:06>> [music]
16:09>> You got serve out here.
16:10>> You got your more.
16:11>> Oh, now you scared.
16:13>> Now you scared.
16:14>> That's the wrong get his ass.
16:16>> I'm super high fire.
16:18>> Lazy.
16:18>> Yes, he is.
16:19>> Uh-huh.
16:20>> What's the name of your mixtape?
16:21>> 50 mil, [ __ ]
16:22>> 50 mil.
16:23>> Told you. Weak.
16:25>> That's whack.
16:26>> Yeah, it is.
16:27>> She's not giving you 10K for that.
16:29No way.
16:37>> Your mixtape name is so bad it made my
16:40homie mad.
16:42>> Fury
16:44>> unicorns
16:45>> colorful
16:46>> rabbits
16:47>> small
16:47>> cars.
16:49>> Grapes
16:50>> green. Okay.
16:51>> Fruitful.
16:52>> Nobody's listening to his mixed tank.
16:56>> Hello.
16:58>> [laughter]
17:00>> He's killing you. You don't see it.
17:02>> This man is a jerk.
17:04>> Now he put the shades on.
17:05>> His music actually hurts.
17:08>> I heard it. It don't work.
17:12>> My favorite baiff.
17:13>> Who that?
17:14>> It's B.
17:16[cheering]
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17:24[applause and cheering]
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