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0:00[Music]
0:07Thank You Lucy
0:09Lucy I don't understand why people like
0:12this game kitty I know the kitty gets
0:29the milkshake
0:30bunny I'm a princess too wait what
0:55yeah princess vanellope von schweetz of
0:58the sugar rush von schweetz is I'm sure
1:01you've heard of us save the embarrassing
1:03for you if you haven't huh the kind of a
1:06princess are you what kind do you have
1:08magic hair no magic hands
1:11no do animals talk to you no boy you
1:14boys know cursed no kidnap dreams leave
1:17no are you guys okay I have to assume
1:20you made a deal with an underwater sea
1:22witch where she took your voice in
1:23exchange for a pair of human legs no do
1:30you have daddy issues no mom and now for
1:35the million-dollar question do people
1:37assume all your problems got solved
1:39because a big strong man showed up I'm
1:47sure there's someone out here could give
1:49us directions hey guy he's got on one of
1:52those hats at smart people where I bet
1:54he could help us come on oh hello sir
1:57interesting you don't seem to have a
1:58search history well let's start one for
2:00you what can knows more help you find
2:02today
2:02Oh umbrella Umbridge Oh mommy and the
2:04whole Noah's Ark no doubt Nordstrom
2:07ergonomics Urban Outfitters or cool
2:10like no one put Humpty Dumpty together
2:12again this guy's a little soft boil I'm
2:13pretty sure he's just trying to guess
2:15what you're gonna say yes I'm sorry but
2:17my autofill is a touch aggressive today
2:19I mean it's right eBay sugar a steering
2:23wheel boom I only found one result for
2:28your query
2:29isn't that interesting what are you
2:33having and it's very intuitive thank you
2:36mister knows more well you're welcome
2:40[Music]
2:54[Music]
3:00[Applause]
3:06[Applause]
3:19I believe you have something of mine
3:30[Music]
3:34[Applause]
3:37[Music]
3:40this is the global guy who the man was
3:44the undulating Charles so grab him a
3:55drink yeah this lady named Shane she
3:58actually made the video she's the one
4:00who told us that comes to you no wonder
4:02your video so don't shake is for real
4:05cool right
4:06she is not I'm the cool one getting all
4:09the hearts you big baby
4:15Ralph wreck-it Ralph well Rick and Ralph
4:18you are trending and these are for you
4:29[Music]
4:41[Applause]
4:44[Music]
4:53[Music]
4:59oh I don't think we're little axe
5:07anymore
5:09[Music]
5:21holy cow look at all this stuff this is
5:27the most beautiful miracle I've ever
5:29seen but it's so big it goes on forever
5:34and ever how are we possibly gonna find
5:37it on eBay out there well yeah don't
5:40worry I'm sure there's someone out here
5:41to give us directions
5:44[Music]
6:04see Russia's getting up like
6:07Oh No I'm freaking out hard I'm not a
6:13racer whatever my best friend all I
6:16gotta do is cut it apart to fix the game
6:17everything goes back to the way it was
6:24[Music]
6:28my feet my feet go housewives wanna meet
6:35you new wanna get rich playing video
6:37games slaughter race it's wicked
6:39dangerous tension to details pretty
6:51impressive
6:52well well well who are you
6:55I think we should get out of here
6:59Showtime that's right
7:11a lot of years ooh there's so many
7:12babies and cats in the world
7:19I want this to be my life
7:21I don't think I could ever tell her Alf
7:24there's no law saying best friends have
7:28to have the same dreams
7:33[Music]
7:39this is what's called the darknet are
7:41you sure this is safe just whatever you
7:43do do not look at his little brother
7:45little brother what do you do any uh-hmm
7:50the reason I came to your neck of the
7:52face I mean there's a face in your neck
7:54I mean what's neck of the woods
7:57[Music]
8:03[Applause]
8:11[Applause]