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0:03[Music]
0:10ladies I can explain see him I'm a
0:14princess too
0:15wait what yeah princess vanellope von
0:18schweetz of the sugar rush von schweetz
0:21is I'm sure you've heard him SAV
0:23embarrassing for you if you haven't huh
0:26what kind of a princess are you what
0:29kind do you have magic hair no magic
0:32hands
0:32no do animals talk to you no or you boys
0:36no cursed no kidnap dreams leave no are
0:39you guys okay I have to assume you made
0:42a deal with an underwater sealing where
0:44she took your voice in exchange for a
0:46pair of human legs no boss do you have
0:53daddy issues
0:54no mom and now for the million dollar
0:58question do people assume all your
1:01problems got solved because a big strong
1:03man showed up yes who made your gown
1:10I've never seen anything quite like it
1:12oh this boy so love to have one of my
1:15own that's what I do yeah whatever
1:18I won't tell you guys I'll get my mice
1:20on this so this is love all hail
1:27princess vanilla bean the queen of
1:30compete all the thingamabobs in this
1:34entire world I never thought I'd get to
1:37wear a real what's it called again oh
1:39yeah shirt what's going on she's singing
1:50yeah but there is like music in the
1:52spotlight and wait you all saw it - wait
1:55that's what happens when a princess
1:57sings about her dreams
1:58oh that's never happened to me I mean
2:01not even once why don't you give it a
2:03try what is it you really want sing
2:06about that okay sure
2:09let's see oh steering wheel steering oh
2:16yes I want a steering wheel didn't tip
2:21up well well there's a lot to unpack
2:25here so this steering wheel you sing of
2:29that's a metaphor oh no no no no it's
2:32not a metaphor I just I literally want a
2:34steering wheel I think the issue was I
2:37was a little pitchy maybe a little but
2:40sometimes your song can't start until
2:43you go someplace to reflect what works
2:46for some of us is finding a form of
2:48water and staring at it
2:51what oh yes I like to stay at a wishing
2:55well I start the ocean horse trough soap
2:58bubbles wait you're saying if I just
3:00stare at some water yeah important water
3:04right of course important water I stare
3:07at the important water and somehow
3:10magically I'll start singing about my
3:12dream for sure
3:13hmm yeah I don't think so ladies but
3:16thanks
3:17five minutes princesses another which
3:20Disney princess are you quiz that's arts
3:23in five minutes well I guess it's back
3:28to the girls girls it was lovely to meet
3:31you vanellope and best of luck finding
3:33your song Oh blimey that long dick give
3:35me a moose nearly had gotten away acted
3:37up in his I he she backed me lassie we
3:43don't know he can't understand her she's
3:45from the other studio