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0:10Yo, Chattat. What's going on?

0:14Welcome.

0:16I hope you guys are doing well. Hello.

0:18Hello. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.

0:31What's up, guys?

0:35Yo,

0:39am I live? Can you all see the stream?

0:41Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. What's up,

0:44guys? Hope you guys are doing well.

0:46Hello. Hello. Hello.

0:48Why didn't you shave?

0:51I don't know. Should I have?

0:54What's up, everybody? OMG, you're late.

0:56I know it is late. It's like two hours

0:58later than when I went live yesterday or

1:00last stream.

1:04What's up everybody?

1:06Yo

1:08yo yo yo

1:14yo

1:22yo. New place. Yep.

1:26Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Hello everybody.

1:29Hold on. Before we start start the

1:30stream, I want to do something really

1:31quick.

1:43Let me get a match crystal. Or I'll do a

1:46sword badge, too. Oh, there we go.

1:48>> Hi, Dr. Donut. Can you please go to me?

1:50I love you.

1:51>> Thank you so much. Uh, what? No, I don't

1:53teleport to uh donators. I'm sorry.

1:57Yo.

1:58Hello. What's up, guys?

2:09Hello everybody.

2:25Yo, PvPing the whole stream. No, no, no.

2:27I'm just doing one fight. One fight and

2:28then we're going to stream memes. Cut

2:30your mustache.

2:33What do you mean cut my mustache?

2:46Oh no, I'm losing.

2:56Dr. D, I love you and your hair so

2:58beautiful. Miss yo.

3:01>> Gez, I lost. No way. I'm about to lose.

3:04No way.

3:05>> I Dr. Donut version loudly crying wilted

3:07flower scissor.

3:08>> Yeah. Why is chat not on screen? There

3:10we go.

3:21Donut. You're so good at Mick and the

3:22beard looks great on you. Don't listen

3:24to people.

3:31>> I'm I'm just getting destroyed by this

3:33guy.

3:35Gez.

3:36No way.

3:39But thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

3:42Thank you. Dang, bro. You suck. Oh my

3:44gosh.

3:48No, no, no. Please,

3:49>> chat. Please pay Zach attack 121,510.

3:59>> How, bro?

4:08I'm not ending on a loss. Hold on. Let

4:09me let me do one more one Let me do one

4:10more fight and then I'm checking.

4:11>> Who do you think you are?

4:13Who do I think I am? I'm What did I do?

4:17Who do I think I am?

4:18>> Any advice for new SMP users?

4:21>> Uh, chat, what what's some good advice

4:24for new SMP people? Just look up videos.

4:28You're watch ever since that mustache.

4:31Are you serious?

4:34End live, please. I need to go to sleep.

4:37Yo, you can go to sleep without me

4:38ending the stream.

4:47What's the best money-making method now?

4:53I don't know,

4:55chat. What is it?

4:58Are you dead? Serious? Why am I losing?

5:00This guy's horrible, too.

5:06Why you got a mustache? I don't I don't

5:09know.

5:12Yes.

5:19Free win. Yay. Better shave it before I

5:22eat it off. Boy, what the heck are you

5:25talking about?

5:29Shave the stash. Okay.

5:36Yes.

5:38Put your enchiladas in the oven. Good

5:39job, baby. Okay, one more. Let me end on

5:41a win and then we're checking out the

5:43streams. So, I can't end on like a free

5:44win. Like, that has to be a real win.

5:46Um, linker with the prime sub on Twitch.

5:48Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

5:49you.

5:56>> I ask again. Who do you think you are?

6:00>> I don't know. Dr. Donut.

6:08All right. Lock in high tier six. Oh,

6:11this guy's trash.

6:16Probably just rush right in.

6:21Yep.

6:30Boom.

6:32How's our high tier six? We added uh

6:34tier six because with how many players

6:36that are playing um the the ranks had to

6:40be spread out more and there's a lot

6:42more worse players because testing so

6:44much easier

6:46to balance everything out and make the

6:47tiers more accurate. We added a tier

6:49six.

6:59>> Please shave me.

7:02Please shave.

7:06Okay, I'm going to do this poll one last

7:08time. Type a one in chat if you guys

7:09think I should shave. Two if you think I

7:11should not shave.

7:16Oh my, so many shaves. It's like 50/50

7:19actually.

7:33Okay, I'm going to do one more. That guy

7:34was so bad. One more. One more. One more

7:37and then we're checking out the memes.

7:45Dr. Donut, I'm sorry to cheat on your

7:47server.

7:51What? Oh my gosh, baby. Why are you

7:54don't getting bits? Thank you.

7:58>> Don't you dare shave love pearl.

8:01>> Okay, I won't.

8:12>> Could you imperfect adopt me so y'all

8:14can be my legal guardian?

8:16Uh, hey, thank you for the question.

8:19Definitely not though.

8:21>> Hi, Dr. Donut. Can you donate to V1

8:24Kingo 13? I am broke.

8:28>> Um, no bro, I don't really donate to

8:31donators.

8:36Grow a beard until it reaches the

8:38ground.

8:39I thought about it.

8:45chat. What do y'all think?

8:52Maybe. What do you think? Should I do

8:53that?

9:06No. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.

9:11You're done. What's good, bro? Yo,

9:13what's good, EVERYBODY?

9:24OH NO. OH NO.

9:30>> Love the new beard. Donut you mugg.

9:36>> Thank you, bro. Okay, not bad. I mean,

9:39that guy wasn't wasn't insane at the

9:40game, but

9:42but it works. It works.

9:44>> Hi, perfect.

9:46>> Um, okay. Let's check out the memes. I

9:48hope they're good. Um, okay. So, meme

9:50number one, how to shave tutorial.

9:54>> Dr. Coconut fix IRL trading. Everyone is

9:56IRL trading now that it's only 99 cents

9:59for

10:01>> nice. Eight mods. Can you all like lock

10:03in on the donations?

10:05Um, how a [ __ ] What is this? I

10:07recreated your dream mini 35second film.

10:14defeat.

10:15>> Wow, I'm actually shaking.

10:19Okay, what is this?

10:24>> How much FPS do you get?

10:33>> I wanted a screening.

10:37Am

10:40I at my prime? Send this to me. Send it

10:43now. Okay,

10:47maybe I send it to you.

10:50Um,

10:53what is this? Parents for my

10:58parents.

11:01Get me out of here.

11:06>> Are you serious?

11:11That's insane. What is this? I pretended

11:14to be a famous YouTuber. Okay. What is

11:16this? This is what happens every day

11:19when Wizox is live. Meow.

11:26Why did Wizocks do that? Wait, what the

11:28heck? Wait, is this real?

11:32>> This is recent, too. 190 bill, 100k

11:36subs. Why is he doing that? No, Debbie

11:39was though. He got paid today. Oh, you

11:42guys know the guy who donated like three

11:44$500 donations in my last stream or in

11:46my two streams ago, they all got

11:49refunded.

11:51Um, so I got zero dollars out of that.

11:53Um,

11:55what is this? It's AI. Also different

11:56clips. What is this?

11:57>> This is proof for why the meowing clip

11:59is AI. But first, we have the proof that

12:02it is AI. But if you skip, we're just

12:04kind of proving it's real. So the proof

12:07that is AI is that if you go into the

12:09wayback machine.

12:12>> These are the five types of streamers on

12:14the Dota SMP. Number five,

12:16>> I already seen this. What is this? This

12:18is new and it follows the rules.

12:19>> Dr. Jonah, a very important part of your

12:21server is dying.

12:23>> Oh,

12:23>> and there's something you can do to save

12:24it. So, as you can probably see, I'm

12:26standing on top of a map, which is the

12:29subject of this. So, it's not that

12:31they're getting grief, not anything like

12:32that. It's that they're getting banned.

12:35For example, if I go to

12:38when I go in here, as you can see, just

12:40a map getting banned, just a random map

12:42art. These are just normal map arts.

12:45They're totally and like completely like

12:48fine.

12:49And it's banned.

12:51>> Yeah, because usually we try to ban map

12:54arts that have like naked people on it

12:55or like racist stuff or, you know, stuff

12:58like that. Um, so if you had either of

13:01those things, then that's probably why

13:03it got banned. If it was a random map

13:05bar that shouldn't have been banned,

13:06then it's just a glitch with the AI

13:08filter.

13:13Is that Fox killing a baby dog?

13:18Oh, nice.

13:24Oh,

13:27>> one thing I absolutely can't stand is

13:29when someone

13:30>> I already seen this 10,000 times. Uh,

13:31what is this?

13:32>> Minecraft.

13:33>> Oh, wait. Okay. What is this?

13:35>> Minecraft speedrun.

13:39>> Oh,

13:41iron.

13:42>> Ah, spiders.

13:45>> Enderman.

13:46No, don't start it.

13:50>> Ender Pearl.

13:54>> Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. So I was into

14:00mining. Oh, diamonds. Diamonds. Diamond

14:03sword. Yo. Ender the dragon.

14:11Does he make it out with the dragon?

14:13What the heck? Um. All right. Nice.

14:16>> If you forget what city you're in, just

14:19take a flight to a random city and then

14:22when you get there, take a flight back

14:24to where you just came from and it'll

14:26tell you on the screen where the

14:28original city you were in.

14:30>> I feel like there's easier ways to do

14:31that. I don't know if that's if that's

14:32the method.

14:33>> PC players are sweats, dude. $2,000 PC

14:36just to play the game.

14:37>> Carter, this is why we spend $2,000 on

14:39PC. It's for the frames. That's 20

14:41million FPS. It's so close. It's so

14:43close to 20 million. I need 20 million

14:45frames per second, please.

14:49>> That's fake, right? 20 million frames

14:51per second.

14:52>> How you can stand on the happy gas like

14:54a normal block? Well, it's actually only

14:55solid when the player is on top of

14:57>> I think I've already seen this.

15:00How did I end up here?

15:04Oh, shoot.

15:10This is after all the dust storms

15:12cleared up, isn't it? Anyone

15:19know what this is?

15:32>> There's a trap beneath your feet.

15:34>> You mean the trap? I

15:40>> Wait, what are all these me? Have you

15:42all been seeing these memes where it's

15:43like biggest room in in Chile,

15:47big smallest room in Russia? Like, have

15:49you all been seeing these memes?

16:00>> I

16:04was on fire.

16:06>> Wait, I saw this chat. Did y'all see

16:08this Tik Tok? What the heck is this?

16:10on fire.

16:13>> All right, guys. Now me and Cola about

16:14to do a one v one.

16:17>> Ronaldo.

16:22>> That was Koba.

16:25>> That was Koba. That was Jedism's editor.

16:27W you bro.

16:29>> There goes the two week phase.

16:35Oh,

16:35>> that's smart. Oh.

16:44Do you know more about country flags or

16:46Minecraft? Make sure you send this to

16:48your dumbest friend to see what score

16:49they get. Starting with flags, what

16:51country is this from? Nepal. Easy. If

16:56you said Nepal, then you'd be correct.

16:58Here is flag two.

17:01South Korea. This one is from South

17:03Korea. Finally, here is the third flag.

17:08Argentina. Wow.

17:09>> The answer is Argentina. If you got all

17:12three correct, make sure to like this

17:13video. Now for Minecraft. Question one,

17:16what item teleports you when thrown?

17:18>> Ender Pearl. Ferris's main item.

17:21>> Ender Pearl is the correct answer.

17:23Question two, which flying mob shoots

17:26fireballs?

17:27>> Ghast. Yo, this is easy. If you said

17:30ghast, then you'd be right. Final

17:32question, what item is used to tame a

17:35wolf? bones. So easy

17:44to check.

17:45>> What are you What are you doing?

17:49>> What is that?

17:50>> What are you uh When did you get here?

17:52>> What was that?

17:55>> Scrolling on TikTok on the TV.

17:58>> Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

18:00blah blah

18:02blah blah blah blah. Send them all. We

18:04don't need them.

18:09Oh,

18:11that's cool.

18:14Why did Mojang randomly give Steve a

18:16goatee a few years ago? Like, I know

18:18back in 2009, Steve originally

18:20>> I don't know if y'all know this, but

18:23because of this change, because they put

18:25Steve from shaven to non-shaven, I

18:28started growing out my facial hair to

18:30match Steve a little bit more and to

18:32match Minecraft a little bit more.

18:35In case y'all didn't know,

18:38just mining some netherite. Nothing

18:40bizarre.

18:47It's a lot of mobs. Okay.

18:49This is a house. And this

18:54>> is home. It's hope. Oh, hope.

19:03What is the horse doing?

19:06>> Installing Minecraft or Terraria mods

19:09when you were little and accidentally in

19:13>> Hey,

19:14>> what?

19:14>> After this game, come to bed.

19:16>> I just got on, babe.

19:17>> I don't care. This is your last game.

19:18>> Oh my god. Fine.

19:30Is he trying to hide?

19:35>> Babe, are you serious?

19:38>> Babe,

19:43>> what happened?

19:44>> What are you doing?

19:44>> Babe, what are you doing? Are you

19:46playing the game?

19:46>> No, I'm not playing the game.

19:49>> I see you're on the game.

19:50>> You are really playing on the game.

19:52>> Wait, that's smart. I like that. Um,

19:54what is this? Oh, I already seen this.

19:55What is this?

20:03What is this?

20:15I think this is what people expected the

20:17Minecraft PB to be like. No,

20:20actually this is kind of what the

20:21Minecraft PB is. What am I saying?

20:25Oh.

20:28Uh, what is this?

20:30>> Scientists found that kids who play

20:31Minecraft.

20:33Come on. Are not going to lie, I'm not

20:35feeling the memes today. Throw mayo.

20:47Okay.

20:50Uh, we not feeling you. Jeez. Minecraft

20:52tips you may not know. If awarded,

20:55>> why do I not care about any of this?

20:56What is this? Did he just crit without

20:58jumping? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's

20:59cheating.

21:03>> The best donut SMP farm.

21:071k per hour. 10 to 15 crops for each

21:11harvest. This is really bad.

21:16That would that No, this is horrible.

21:42Hey, sewer moose. Bro,

21:45are perfect and Dr. in a real

21:47relationship? No. Oh, perfect are not in

21:49a real relationship. It's scripted

21:51content format created to drive views.

21:54What the heck? Google doesn't know

21:56anything, bro. Hell, Google. What the

22:00heck is this?

22:02Um, yo, why is this wire hanging out?

22:13I know your every move, Dr. Donut. What

22:16the heck?

22:20Okay. Um, bro, 3 days ago I said your

22:22clip has 6.7K videos and now it has

22:256.9K. Bro, ain't going to Your mods are

22:28locked in. What the What are you even

22:31talking about?

22:40Okay. I don't I don't know, guys. I

22:42don't know. I don't know if we should be

22:43watch be having like naked pictures in

22:45streams. Who cooked this masterpie?

22:47>> I mean, really, why is this a thing? Why

22:49couldn't they just put the bathroom

22:50somewhere else?

22:52>> I think are always my favorite because

22:53this is one thing that absolutely does

22:55not need to be made out of glass.

22:57>> That's glass.

23:00>> How How does this exist?

23:04Oh,

23:16I found the rarest thing in Minecraft.

23:22If this is Okay.

23:44in two days.

23:46Are they going to announce an end

23:49update?

23:52Is that what that is?

23:58Yeah.

24:01Lol. Yo, my chat is just actually all

24:03rain.

24:05Yo, can you all type one in chat if you

24:06can hear me?

24:12Okay, good. Okay, good. Just making

24:14sure. Make sure I actually got some real

24:16humans in here. Know sometimes it's a

24:18little lonely when the entire chat's

24:19just like team shave and like everyone

24:22subscribe to my YouTube channel and can

24:23you can you teleport to SMPP and like

24:25just random random stuff. Oh, what is

24:28this? Hey.

24:31>> Hey. Save your setup though. Like get

24:33give

24:34>> Let's do that.

24:41>> The heck is that?

24:43Do you know more about basic cooking or

24:45Minecraft? Well, let's test it using

24:47these Quizlet questions. Starting with

24:49basic cooking questions. What internal

24:50temperature should chicken reach to be

24:52safe to eat?

24:54>> The correct answer is 165° F. Question

24:57number two, what does it mean to mince

24:58an ingredient?

24:59>> Chop it up really small.

25:00>> It means to chop it into very small

25:02pieces. And question number three,

25:03what's the difference between boiling

25:05and simmering?

25:06>> Boiling is like a lot and then simmering

25:08is like just like a little bit.

25:10>> The correct answer is boiling has

25:11vigorous bubbles whereas simmering is

25:13gentler and just below boiling. Moving

25:15on to Minecraft questions. Number one,

25:17what three items do you need to craft?

25:20>> Too easy.

25:25Hey,

25:27it's me.

25:30It's Varity.

25:32>> Ask me anything.

25:35>> Is this AI?

25:39>> They're making a Varity movie.

25:45What? It's not real. No, it's a It's a

25:48real movie, by the way. Actual movie.

25:49No, it's not real. Wait, is it real or

25:52no? It comes out in five days,

25:58bro. Didn't even notice. Ew.

26:04What the heck?

26:06What is this? Is this me in a couple

26:08years?

26:11This took me three hours. Please rate

26:13it.

26:20Yeah, I'll give it like a two out of 10.

26:24>> I found the perfect spot.

26:34>> What are they doing there?

26:39>> What is that house? Why do you build

26:41dirt house with feet on it?

26:43>> So, if you look at Dr. Dona's background

26:45and look at Perfect's background of her

26:47short. Basically, both the backgrounds

26:50are similar and houses usually have the

26:52same like wallpaper in the back.

27:00I got nothing to say. What is this?

27:23Okay. Why did you have to add that at

27:25the end? Yo, what is this? Yo, I don't

27:28know what any of this is. I do not give

27:30permission to Roblox to sell any of

27:32this. I'll give you permission if you

27:34give me a cut, though. What is this?

27:37Hey, it's me. I like your beard. It

27:40makes you look more masculine.

27:44>> Okay.

27:47>> Was Dr. Donut clone? Just let me

27:50explain. You see, on September 14th, Dr.

27:53Donut posted a Tik Tok saying that he

27:55might not be live for the next couple of

27:58days. But then, just 2 days ago, Dr.

28:00dome finally went live after a week and

28:04he appeared with a full mustache and his

28:06room completely different going from 20

28:09years old to 30 in a matter of seconds

28:11and this is leading many fans to think

28:14Dr. Donut was cloned. So, let me know

28:16you guys think.

28:18Guys, I was not cloned. Does anyone

28:21actually think I was cloned? OMG, guys,

28:23it's a clone. No, guys, I'm not cloned.

28:25Cloned for sure. I swear to you guys, I

28:28was not cloned. Yes, clone 100%. I'm not

28:31a clone, guys.

28:33I'm not a clone. Donut was cloned. I

28:35have proof. You're such a loser now.

28:37Omg, I'm scared, guys. I'm not cloned.

28:39Who would clone me, bro?

28:45Bro, why can I not join the server? What

28:48if I delete it?

28:54>> Bro, leak the ice.

28:54>> I'm actually stupid. I'm a rock, bro.

28:56I'm actually a rock.

28:59I'm getting kicked.

29:00>> Oh my gosh. Cooked.

29:22Barracks. Pull.

29:28The feric pull meme is a massive

29:32team drainer takeover.

29:34>> The start of the drain.

29:36>> Thank you for draining. I actually

29:39Team Flood is losing. Let's go. What is

29:41this? Ducks. Ducks. Ducks. Ducks. Ducks.

29:47What is this?

30:12Looks familiar.

30:15Yes. Dr. Dut is becoming a Viking.

30:22Is this true?

30:24Ch. Is this true?

30:27I do look a little bit older.

30:31Um,

30:36Dr. Donut lately.

30:41Really?

30:43Um, donut. Do this to cool your PC fast.

30:52Yo, bro. What are all these videos? What

30:55is this?

30:56>> Dr. Donut needs a job, and I need your

30:59help getting him one because last stream

31:01I said I'd pass him in subs, which were

31:03super close, and told him that he could

31:05work for me for 1% of my revenue. And he

31:08said this, "Do I take the job, chat? Do

31:10I take the job?" I mean, he said he was

31:11going to be bigger than me with

31:12confidence. So, that's that's a good

31:15sign. Oh, I should take the job. Y'all

31:16want me to just work for him? Subscribe

31:17so I can pass it. Y'all think I should

31:20take the job?

31:23>> What is the new best way to hide your

31:25base on the Donut SMP? Well, as you

31:28know,

31:28>> so the way that I'm pretty sure the best

31:31way to I'm I'm I'm pretty sure. Okay, so

31:34the best way that I think Okay, I think

31:37the best way to hide your base is to dig

31:39down,

31:40look through the walls using the ender

31:43pearl glitch. And if you see no caves or

31:46anyone else's tunnels nearby, then

31:48that's a good place to build your base

31:49underground with the tunnel fully fully

31:51blocked up behind you. Oh, the donut SMP

31:53has been getting flooded, causing the

31:55entire server to be covered in water.

31:58And also with the massive amount of

32:00cheaters on the server, your base could

32:02be found in less than a day. But since

32:04walking in water is 10 times slower than

32:07walking on land, we can use the flooding

32:09to our advantage. You see, if you find a

32:12massive flood, no one's going to think

32:14to look under it. So, you could just dig

32:17down and build your base.

32:18>> Wait, under a flood is smart.

32:20>> Highly decreasing the chance of somebody

32:22finding it. You can decrease this chance

32:24even more by adding things that don't

32:26show on the pie chart like chest,

32:28shulker boxes, and echests. So now you

32:31know how to build the safest base on

32:33donut SMP.

32:35Yay.

32:37Uh, best mainstream collab, Dr. Donut in

32:40his mustache. Okay. Yo. Yo, what's good,

32:42FS? What is this?

32:49Yeah.

32:52>> Okay.

32:54Yo, guys, what the heck is this?

32:59Hugo says he likes your new beard and

33:00says you look more grown up now. Really?

33:03>> Fresh memes are not verified today.

33:05>> Donut, when you see this,

33:07>> very, very fresh and new beard. Very

33:09fresh.

33:11>> Keep it. KEEP IT.

33:12>> YO. HEY, WAIT. Thank you, Hugo. That's

33:15so That's so nice. Thank you. GTA 5

33:19could release before the donut border

33:22expansion. There's a chance GTA 6 could

33:24have come out before the don border

33:26expansion. Okay.

33:29Every adult male should be able to do

33:31this.

33:34Why is he saying like it's hard to do? I

33:37could easily do that and I've done it

33:40before.

33:43>> Proof that we're getting old.

33:49remember this guy?

33:50>> No,

33:53>> I don't either. I have no clue who this

33:54is.

34:04What?

34:07Wait, how does he hook up redstone to

34:09his IRL?

34:13Bro, they need to invent a place where

34:15you can go inside and watch a movie on a

34:18big screen. It's like a place with a

34:19whole bunch of seats and you sit down

34:21and you can just watch a movie on like a

34:22big projector, bro.

34:23>> Yo, is this guy dumb? That's a thing.

34:26Movie theaters.

34:29>> But plants.

34:30>> A person who thinks all the time has

34:33nothing to think about.

34:34>> No, they don't.

34:48Jeez.

34:50POV.

34:51>> You don't POV. You turn on friendly TNT.

35:04>> Oh, will turn to whisper in your ear.

35:09Sorry, they're just friendly.

35:12>> Imagine you could turn one non-edible

35:14item into an edible item. What would be

35:16the most delicious thing you could eat?

35:18I'm thinking a tube of paint. I'm

35:19thinking a tube of caulk. I'm thinking

35:21>> chalk.

35:22>> No. No. I'm thinking like a carpet.

35:27>> Try to guess the name of the song by

35:28this 3se secondond clip.

35:43Wait, what?

35:46We can see the name right there.

35:49>> Look again and you'll find that the

35:52Volkswagen multivan with removable

35:54seats.

35:55>> Skip the ass more flex.

35:59>> Yeah, I feel it coming. What?

36:04I really need a male and female opinion

36:06on these new running shoes I got. Let me

36:08know what you think.

36:20What shoes does he have?

36:23Adidas. I need to get those.

36:28Surprising my cat with a ball of

36:29antimatter. What?

36:38The heck?

36:41If I die, molen lava gets poured on me.

36:44Whoa. I don't want to watch this.

36:50>> That's got to be illegal. Walk in way

36:54days. Always makes me feel like I'm

36:55missing.

37:00I don't even I don't even know what I'm

37:01watching.

37:03The heck is that?

37:05>> This took 10 hours to make.

37:20>> What's up with these Tik Toks wasting my

37:22time? Would you fall for this trap?

37:26What the heck?

37:29What a way to start the day.

37:38What is that thing?

37:44What the heck?

37:47Stop mimicking.

37:51Oh, it's a parrot making creeper sound.

37:54Did you guys know that they actually did

37:56that in Minecraft?

38:04Just got to rush him.

38:09>> Okay, hold up.

38:15>> Oh, I hate when that happens.

38:33What the heck was that?

38:36>> Get it. You're doing

38:38>> Oh my gosh. I can't watch this anymore.

38:39What is this?

38:40>> I came.

38:43I saw.

38:45>> I'm scared.

38:48>> I left.

38:50Why did that actually scare me?

38:55Nah, bro. I'm getting my obsidian and

38:57crystals, and you're going back to the

38:58lobby.

39:04What in the world even is that, bro?

39:14Guys, we don't have yellow teeth. Okay.

39:17What?

39:20What is this?

39:23Won't take too long.

39:25I'll be done.

39:31>> Shut up about your massive ferex

39:33octopus. Yo, what the heck is this?

39:40Bro,

39:42I said not going live until I grow a

39:44full beard, bro.

39:48Wait, what? Jedism grew a beard, too?

39:56We missed the old donut. Okay, baby.

39:58What do you What do you think about

39:59this? Hey, baby.

40:00>> Sorry. Hello.

40:01>> Why Why do people Why do people say that

40:03I look 30? Do I look 30?

40:04>> I know. You look good. You got so many

40:06people that were like, "It looks good."

40:08I think it looks so good. You look so

40:10hot.

40:10>> Oh, thank you. Thank you.

40:12>> You're welcome. You're welcome. You're

40:13welcome.

40:18>> Can we just talk, bro?

40:19>> Stop.

40:21No, literally. No way. 3 hours.

40:26>> Look at this.

40:49What happened to me, bro? I grew a beard

40:52and moved houses and now everyone thinks

40:54I changed.

40:58Guys, I didn't change. I'm still I'm

41:00still the same. I'm still the same me.

41:06L don't you changed, guys? Nothing

41:08changed. You did. You'd cap. You did.

41:11You did. Please come back. Donut. You

41:14got nerfed.

41:18You changed. You for sure did. You did.

41:21F you. Shave your hair off,

41:26guys. I didn't change.

41:33I'm still I'm promise you guys I'm still

41:36the same. I missed the old donut. You

41:39left the day ones. No, I didn't, bro.

41:47Okay. What the heck is that? Please

41:50watch my edit this one time.

41:54>> What do you guys think about the uh the

41:55facial hair? What do you What do you all

41:56think?

42:05>> Baby, you saw that edit, right? Send

42:06this to me. Maybe it's already she

42:07already put on TikTok, right?

42:10Keep the facial hair. The girls like it.

42:12I don't know, man. Donut with the beard

42:14is kind of hot.

42:16What the heck is this?

42:20>> Yo, hello everybody.

42:23>> What's good, y'all?

42:24>> What happened to home?

42:26>> I had to move.

42:29>> I hope you guys are doing well. I missed

42:32the old times.

42:33>> Missed old times. Few

42:35>> guys, I'm still here. What do you mean?

42:36You missed the old time,

42:47>> guys. I'm still the same me.

42:52I'm still the same me. Like,

42:59no, you're not. No, you're not. Rip

43:02donut l clone. I'm not a clone. You're

43:05so boring now. Everyone Oh my god.

43:11You don't smile anymore. Not the same

43:14donut.

43:17The stream generally sucks, bro.

43:21Cornball now. It's sad now. Shave and

43:25bring the blue lights back. What

43:27happened to you? It's like he's still

43:30here. You suck now.

43:35You're not happy and you know that, but

43:36you're resisting. So, you care about

43:38perfect more than us.

43:42What?

43:43What are you guys talking about?

43:50Weird. Someone spell weird. W E A R D.

44:11Did you edit my teeth to be more yellow?

44:15What the heck? Hey, Don. I noticed that

44:17you're looking chopped lately, so I

44:18thought I'd circle some areas to improve

44:20to help you out.

44:31The new Minecraft Live was just

44:33announced and what Mojang is calling the

44:35next chapter for Minecraft.

44:38>> What? Oh my gosh. So, is the end update

44:39actually coming?

44:40>> So, Tubbo just hosted an official

44:42Minecraft event. Wait, is that me? And

44:44at the end, he showed an announcement

44:45from Mojang, which promoted Dungeons 2

44:47and announced Minecraft Live is this

44:49Saturday. But just before it showed, he

44:51said,

44:51>> "Because this is it. This is the update

44:53that we've all been waiting for."

44:55>> Oh, shoot. Tubster's got some

44:57information.

44:58>> Oh, yeah.

44:58>> This is the update that everyone's been

44:59blowing up my Twitter about. This is

45:02This is the news that everyone's been

45:04trying to guess, but hasn't quite been

45:06spot on.

45:07>> Now, maybe he's just being a good hype

45:08man, but in the actual message

45:10announcing the live, it says, "Discover

45:11the next child."

45:12>> Well, guys, when is this? September 26th

45:14at 10:00 a.m. PST. 10 11 12 1. So it'll

45:19be 1:00 p.m. EST.

45:22Uh,

45:24wait. I'm not going to be I'mma be Wait,

45:29I think I'm gonna be busy that day.

45:30That's tomorrow.

45:33For For me, it's Thursday, so in two

45:34days all that for another useless biome.

45:38I don't know, bro. People are hyping it

45:40up. I'm hoping it's ancient city portal.

45:44Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ancient

45:47city portal. Aether end. Like if if it's

45:51one of those, it's going to be insane.

45:53But I don't know. Minecraft's going to

45:55change forever if any of those things

45:56get added.

45:59I don't know.

46:03Low key, it'll be a massive

46:04disappointment. I can already tell.

46:05Jeez.

46:07What is this? I don't punch kids in

46:09Walmart. You need a better background.

46:27My background's fine, bro. Yo, get rid

46:30of the couch,

46:35bro.

46:43One, two. Okay.

46:46You're starting to look really weird.

46:51Oh, yeah. Your face is out of place and

46:54I can't make you up.

47:01Jeez, y'all hate me now.

47:05I think mom at 40 years old.

47:18Who is that? Bro,

47:22you look like Skinny Pete from Breaking

47:23Bad.

47:39Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I'm

47:42going to miss you, donut.

47:49Why are you guys acting like I'm gone?

47:51Cuz I'm not gone. I'm I'm I'm here.

47:54I'm It's still It's still me, guys.

47:58>> The superpowers in it. Do you taste the

48:00superpowers? Yeah, super powers.

48:04>> Yes.

48:06>> What does superpowers mean?

48:12>> That was cute.

48:13>> This small YouTuber has been getting

48:15threatened by his own fans to delete his

48:18one and only Minecraft server. Let me

48:21explain. You see with the m

48:23>> I didn't know about this

48:24>> massive war going around on the donut

48:26SMP with various teams destroying the

48:28server like team flood, team TNT, team

48:31ice, and team dead unleashing massive

48:33destruction across the server. But then

48:36Dr. Donna got on his small Minecraft

48:38server with the hope of forming a team

48:40of fixers to help repair the damage that

48:43was done. But this was quickly shut down

48:45by team TNT, causing irreversible

48:48damage. But Dr. Donut is still doing his

48:51best efforts to save its server, but

48:53this has already caused Dr. Donut's fans

48:56to say that he should just start all

48:57over and reset the server. And let's

49:00face it, the server will never be the

49:02same, especially with Dr. Donut's new

49:04facial hair.

49:08I can't, bro.

49:11I can't. I can't. Y'all are actually

49:13just haters. Like, oh my gosh. What the

49:18heck? It's all your fault. What is What

49:22is my fault? I didn't do anything. So

49:25shave, bro.

49:29You can fix it in one day. Nothing's

49:32even wrong, bro.

49:41Anyone else see the resemblance?

49:44What the heck?

50:05What is this?

50:09Um, okay. I think I've seen these memes

50:12already. Okay. All right. That's it for

50:14the memes today.

50:21Wow.

50:23Y'all,

50:25y'all generally got me feeling

50:28a little bit sad.

50:42It's okay, though.

50:48I got to go pee. I'll be right back.

50:52I'll be right back.

52:16Heat. Heat.

52:25Heat. Heat.

53:11Let's go.

55:45Hey,

56:07I'm back.

56:10Hey guys,

56:14how you guys doing?

56:27Nope. Didn't shave.

56:35He's drunk again.

56:38Guys, when have you ever caught me drunk

56:40on stream?

56:43Never.

56:46Well, he's drunk now. Guys, I'm not

56:48drunk. What are you guys talking about?

56:49Why am I out of breath? Got some water.

56:54Not out of breath. I just went to go

56:56grab some water.

56:59Um, your chin looks so weird.

57:06We saw the bottle, guys. That's not

57:09beer.

57:10That's sparkling grape juice.

57:29He just took two shots of alcohol and is

57:31now washing it down with water. What are

57:33y'all talking about?

57:36Yo,

57:37no, my real fans wouldn't be hating like

57:39this, bro.

57:46Right, guys?

57:50You look okay. Okay,

57:53thank you. I think you have Someone said

57:56you have no fans. Okay.

57:59Are y'all just all I I actually feel

58:00like a huge amount of my viewers are

58:02actually just hate watchers. Like y'all

58:04are just y'all just hate me. Is that

58:07true? Can we do a poll in chat and be

58:10and actually be serious? Type a one in

58:12chat if you watch my streams because you

58:13like me and that my streams are

58:15entertaining. Type a two if you just

58:17hate me and just watch me just because

58:19you hate me.

58:25See, that's a lot. Okay. Thank Thank you

58:28guys. But that's a lot of hate watchers,

58:30so I'm not going to cap. I'm not going

58:32to cap. That's a lot of hate watchers. I

58:34don't know how many streamers have hate

58:35watchers like that. No, probably a lot,

58:37actually.

58:40But I have no reason to have hate

58:41watchers, guys. What did I do?

58:45Only a couple small things here and

58:47there over the years. Other than that,

58:50I'm a good guy, right, guys?

58:52You look normal. Okay. Thank you. I

58:55think you did everything wrong. So, I

58:57removed slashshop and spawn from SMPP. I

59:00understand that's going to be a couple

59:02of people upset about that, but it was

59:04for the better of the server, especially

59:06in the long term.

59:08Two, I haven't expanded the world border

59:10on the SMP.

59:12Um,

59:15and I said I was going to soon for the

59:18last year and a half. Um, that's still

59:20coming soon. And I want to I don't know

59:24if I should say this, but

59:27I think the World Expansion is coming

59:28sooner now. I I know I probably said

59:31this like a year ago. Um that like oh

59:34I've been saying soon, but now it's like

59:36actually soon. But like

59:39nah, just for don't even listen to what

59:40I have to say, bro. It's not actually

59:42going to be. Yeah. Nice, bro. Yeah. Just

59:44don't even believe whatever I say. Like

59:45I I actually believe that it's going to

59:46be very soon. We aren't. Don't worry.

59:49Okay. Shut up, you liar. Okay. Um,

59:54what did So, he's gonna go cry and look

59:56at the window and says, "I have really

59:58changed.

1:00:02Let me actually look out my window right

1:00:03now and and get get really sad real

1:00:05quick."

1:00:11Wow.

1:00:14What has happened to me?

1:00:21Did anything happen to me or people just

1:00:24mad for no reason? I don't know.

1:00:27Did I change?

1:00:32I don't think I changed. I don't know

1:00:34why they're saying.

1:00:38Guys, I didn't change. Guys,

1:00:47look at the poll.

1:00:50Look at this poll on Twitch chat. What's

1:00:52coming first, GTA 6 or the border

1:00:53expansion? Everyone's saying GTA 6,

1:00:56guys. When is GTA 6 coming out?

1:01:07November. And what month are we in?

1:01:09September. It goes January, February,

1:01:12March, April, May, June, July, August,

1:01:16September, October, November. I'm not

1:01:19going to cap. GTS6 coming before board

1:01:20expansion. I'm not going to cap.

1:01:23Yeah.

1:01:24I'm sorry, guys.

1:01:31Yeah. Why are y'all Are y'all mad?

1:01:34No way. Y'all thought it was going to be

1:01:36sooner.

1:01:43Let me listen to some music to cheer me

1:01:44up.

1:02:00Get him out of

1:02:06>> That's not tripping me up at all.

1:02:24>> She stayed.

1:02:32I'm mad at you for kicking kids moms in

1:02:34Walmart. Guys, I don't kick I don't kick

1:02:38kids moms in Walmart. I don't punch kids

1:02:40in Walmart. I don't slap kids in

1:02:42Walmart. I don't even know where any of

1:02:43that came from. Check Snapchat.

1:04:51Eric. Uh

1:05:09blocks.

1:05:10>> Oh, I had a

1:05:15We're not even going to make the border

1:05:17bigger. We're making everyone smaller so

1:05:18it seems bigger.

1:05:20>> Yes.

1:05:21GG's, bro. This is

1:05:23>> Oh, shoot. Look at this.

1:05:25>> You can get through the blocks. Yes.

1:05:29>> You can get even smaller. Look at me.

1:05:31Look at Look at

1:05:34>> Wait. Make me as small as possible.

1:05:37>> Wait. And then I'm going to pull Fericus

1:05:38Pearl.

1:05:42Can

1:05:43>> Oh, you got It's cuz of the name tags.

1:05:45They keep showing up.

1:05:46>> Yeah. Wait. like an invis

1:06:01yo

1:06:04just p me, bro.

1:06:07>> Are we serious right now?

1:06:11>> Stone, what the hell are you doing?

1:06:13lyrics. Do you know where we are?

1:06:16>> Do you know where we are?

1:06:18>> No.

1:06:20>> Are you outside?

1:06:23>> Look at the flower pot.

1:06:25>> Wait, what?

1:06:28Which flower pot?

1:06:32Wait, what? Huh?

1:06:41Wait, what?

1:06:44Why can't I hit you?

1:06:47>> Yo, why are the tiny? Yo, you're tiny.

1:06:59This was 7 months ago where I destroyed

1:07:01Andre's server.

1:07:04Oh my god.

1:07:06Oh, this was seven months ago, too. The

1:07:09manhunt. That was seven months a year

1:07:13ago.

1:07:17Oh my gosh,

1:07:21the Christmas dreams this year.

1:07:28I remember this base. Oh, the base. Ah,

1:07:39Dash, bro.

1:07:44Who remembers Dash's YouTube shorts?

1:07:48When I played TB2T, my hardcore world,

1:07:52when Jetism killed me with the bed,

1:07:56the first is Who video I watched.

1:07:58Aleppo.

1:08:01When I flew in the pig,

1:08:04when I dropped the sand and I had

1:08:05100,000 viewers from a glitch. Leo,

1:08:09Andre's

1:08:10cheesy Mackie, bro. The elytra's

1:08:15sword

1:08:17when he made me drop all my items from

1:08:19the echest.

1:08:23Invest in gilded.

1:08:25Invest in elytras. on a pixel when he

1:08:28first joined Donut SMP.

1:08:35Oh my gosh,

1:08:38he hated it.

1:08:39>> Check, can you see this?

1:08:40>> No. Whoa.

1:08:43That was a year ago. This is when I got

1:08:46back from VidCon and these kids drew a

1:08:48picture for me. Me and Kelp.

1:08:51Oh my gosh.

1:08:53Kelp, bro. Yo guys, I just woke up right

1:08:56now.

1:08:59>> Not frozen. He just

1:09:13# by light. I remember this stream big

1:09:16time. My stash when I got raided. Dream

1:09:20when I met Dream and George.

1:09:33The talent shows

1:09:55The fight against it's Blake for high

1:09:57tier three. Oh, that's insane.

1:10:001 million subs eating 12 donuts.

1:10:22pickle farm.

1:10:29Back when I used to PvP people all the

1:10:31time cuz I thought they had a chance to

1:10:32kill me.

1:10:39Bro, I've known all this time, bro. But

1:10:43I was silenced.

1:10:45I was genuinely silenced.

1:10:52Oh, this stream was a banger.

1:10:55Wait, no, no, no. This stream was a

1:10:56banger.

1:11:07When I change my keybinds all the time.

1:11:10Oh my gosh.

1:11:22My prime in PvP was right around

1:11:27uh it's actually before all these

1:11:29streams. I deleted my old streams that

1:11:31are even older than this. But jeez, bro.

1:11:41But listen, there's eventually there's

1:11:43going to be a time. Why' I delete them?

1:11:45Cuz I like said some corny stuff back in

1:11:47the day.

1:11:53Like

1:11:56I don't know, just like inappropriate

1:11:57stuff to try to be funny. Why not

1:11:59private them? Oh, no. I have them

1:12:00privated. They're just not public. Yeah.

1:12:03Now y'all, I don't know, bro. Speedy

1:12:06said, "I made a video of me trapping you

1:12:083 years ago and it's still on my

1:12:09channel.

1:12:12What? Before trapping was a thing? Like

1:12:15a short or a video? This

1:12:18This right here is Doc. No, no, this is

1:12:20a This is a new one.

1:12:24Trapping Dr. Donut.

1:12:27Hello guys. And in today's video, I'm

1:12:29going to be trapping Dr. Donut. Yes, the

1:12:32Dr. Donut. The one with like 605,000

1:12:36subscribers. Still don't know if I said

1:12:37that right, but anyways. So, I've

1:12:39already collected some of the materials.

1:12:41So, if I just do that, 1k sand, one

1:12:42kingdom pattern, 1k sand. So, I'm going

1:12:45to try and get another choker and a half

1:12:48of sand. And then, um, my plan is to

1:12:51basically turn all

1:12:54exclamation mark exclam. That's enough.

1:12:56All right. So, yeah, it's ready. So, all

1:12:59I have to do now is wait for Dr. Don

1:13:00stream tomorrow and then explode it.

1:13:08I love the baby's music.

1:13:11I'm not talking about the baby.

1:13:17Move out the way.

1:13:21Yes. Got him.

1:13:25What the heck? I did not know that was

1:13:27possible. All right, there we go. I love

1:13:30the baby's music.

1:13:33Look how much money I had. I'm not

1:13:35talking about the baby.

1:13:39Okay,

1:13:40move out the way.

1:13:49Why was that guy just standing in my

1:13:51way? I would have survived if he didn't

1:13:52just stand in my way. Like, what? Why

1:13:55did he just stand in my way? I He didn't

1:13:57even do that on purpose, too.

1:14:00Why do I suck,

1:14:03bro? What are you building? All right,

1:14:05step. All right, speed RKO. All right, I

1:14:06see you. I got you. Um, that was best

1:14:09fight in history, bro. That was so bad.

1:14:15I don't think it really worked.

1:14:18Let me teleport.

1:14:21Dang, bro.

1:14:23That was only three years ago. There's

1:14:24content from like way longer ago.

1:14:30Dang, bro. What the heck? Look at Look

1:14:32where I'm at now. Yo, so much has

1:14:35changed. Oh my gosh.

1:14:38Back when bro was happy. No, I'm telling

1:14:40you, I'm way happier now. I promise you

1:14:43guys. Way happier. Like the more and

1:14:45more I stream, the more

1:14:49like the more myself I feel like I

1:14:51become. Cuz back when I used to stream,

1:14:53I felt like I always like had to be in

1:14:57so entertaining. Like I thought I felt

1:14:58like I had to try so hard. But it's

1:15:01really more entertaining when I'm just

1:15:02being myself.

1:15:04Um,

1:15:06the longer I stream, the more myself I

1:15:07become, I feel like. But all right. Yo,

1:15:12Babloo told AJ that I should definitely

1:15:15watch this video. Check DMs. Was said,

1:15:18let's see.

1:15:25Oh my gosh. Was the heck is this? This

1:15:29is the most insane

1:15:33This is my parents house like 2022

1:15:37probably. This is the most insane thing

1:15:38I've ever seen.

1:15:52Prime donut will return. Will Prime

1:15:54donut will never return. You've ruined

1:15:55yourself. Change is a good thing. Keep

1:15:58moving forward to the new chapter. You

1:16:00haven't changed, dude. Caterpillar on my

1:16:03lip, too. I call it. I don't know what

1:16:06that means.

1:16:11Is there like really old donut SCP

1:16:13content I could find?

1:16:29No, all the old stuff's gone.

1:16:40Yeah, there's like no no old stuff.

1:16:44Okay, anyways.

1:16:51Um, he just read a chat from like half

1:16:54an hour ago. No, I didn't. What?

1:16:57Um

1:17:00802 or 0823K just donated saying can I

1:17:03have my Netherite and elytras back.

1:17:06What? Wait,

1:17:09what? Nether and elytras. Kirby said

1:17:12check DMs.

1:17:17This guy doesn't even care about his

1:17:18armor. He thinks he can still kill me

1:17:19without it. This is Kirby, by the way.

1:17:22Kirby's alt account from like 2022.

1:17:25Or wait, is this 2023?

1:17:28Wait, I think I might die.

1:17:30>> I just died cuz my shield broke. Oh my

1:17:33>> Yo, guys, listen listen listen listen

1:17:35listen. The reason Kirby killed me here

1:17:37with no armor

1:17:40is because I wasn't trying.

1:17:42>> Um, that seems crazy, but yeah, it I

1:17:46just wasn't I wasn't trying because he

1:17:48had no armor and I was way better than

1:17:50him back during this day. Bro's getting

1:17:52fried back in 23. No, bro. No, I was one

1:17:54of the guys. I have been my crystal PvP

1:17:57skill like in in my percentage my

1:18:00percentile of skill has been the same

1:18:03since or has been basically the same

1:18:04since like 2022.

1:18:07Um so no back during this day I used to

1:18:10be goated too things you can still kill

1:18:12me

1:18:12>> or I'm as good as I am now or I was as

1:18:15good as I am now

1:18:19and I just wasn't trying cuz he had no

1:18:22armor and I was just way better. So, if

1:18:24I actually locked in, I would have won.

1:18:26But, bro, I didn't know. Like,

1:18:29>> wait, I think I might die.

1:18:32No, I'm just trying to come up with an

1:18:33excuse. Okay, we should watch this

1:18:35video. Apparently, this is like insane.

1:18:36Number 14. Number 14th hyped. It's top

1:18:4014 hyped videos of all time. Or not of

1:18:42all time, like right now on YouTube. On

1:18:45on all of YouTube.

1:18:47Apparently, it's a banger. What is going

1:18:49on, Donut Nation? Today we're watching a

1:18:51video titled trapping my entire server

1:18:54or restart. Yo, what's good Don Nation?

1:18:58Today we're watching a video titled

1:18:59Trapping an entire server with thorns.

1:19:02And this video is going viral for this

1:19:06brand new channel um with only 30K subs.

1:19:09Number 14th most hyped video on YouTube

1:19:11right now. Let's check it out. I got

1:19:13recommended this by Bobl and AJ, so it's

1:19:16probably good. And it seems cool, too.

1:19:18Trapping an entire server with thorns. I

1:19:19don't even know how you do that.

1:19:20>> When I pull this lever, everyone on the

1:19:22server is dead. And it doesn't matter

1:19:24how far they are or what dimension

1:19:26they're in. They will keep dying until I

1:19:28decide to turn it off.

1:19:29>> No, it's still going. It's still

1:19:31>> all from catching a single one of their

1:19:33arrows completely in vanilla Minecraft.

1:19:35But how is this even possible? Well,

1:19:37it's all because of one of Minecraft's

1:19:39worst enchantments, thorns.

1:19:43See, in Minecraft, when you shoot an

1:19:45arrow, the game remembers who shoots it.

1:19:47So, when it hits something wearing

1:19:48thorns, it applies the damage to the

1:19:50person who shot the arrow. But when

1:19:52shooting something, you can only

1:19:53activate thorns once per arrow, meaning

1:19:55that you need to capture like a hundred

1:19:57of them to kill someone. So then, how

1:19:59does capturing one single arrow let you

1:20:01kill someone forever? Well, what if we

1:20:03didn't even need the arrow to hit

1:20:05someone wearing thorns to deal thorns

1:20:07damage? Wait, but how is that even

1:20:09possible?

1:20:10>> You see, when shooting a wind charge

1:20:12with an arrow, the game now thinks that

1:20:14you own this wind charge. And the thing

1:20:16about wind charges is that they can also

1:20:17activate thorns. And because I now

1:20:20technically own this wind charge, I take

1:20:22the damage. But the actual reason that

1:20:24wind charges are important is because

1:20:26you can create copies. So all I had to

1:20:29do was figure out how to make infinite

1:20:30copies from one arrow. But I just

1:20:33couldn't figure it out. I wasn't smart

1:20:35enough. But eventually I found someone

1:20:37who was 07km.

1:20:40Now listen, this guy is an absolute

1:20:42genius and he designed this insane

1:20:44machine to fix this one problem.

1:20:47Basically, once we capture their arrow,

1:20:49we drop it next to a breeze who shoots

1:20:51the arrow, exploding the wind charge

1:20:53next to these stacked breezes, creating

1:20:55infinite copies. So, by adding a zombie

1:20:58wearing thorns, you could kill someone

1:21:00forever from just one single arrow. But

1:21:03I wanted to see if this could work on an

1:21:05actual server on real people. And there

1:21:08was only one person that I could trust

1:21:10for a scheme like this, my brother. Now

1:21:12listen, me and my brother might have

1:21:14been somewhat of scammers back in the

1:21:16day. So together, we came up with one of

1:21:19the most elaborate schemes to not only

1:21:21capture everyone's arrows, but we would

1:21:23do it all without them realizing what

1:21:25we're up to. And then once all their

1:21:27arrows are captured, we would gather

1:21:28them all together and activate all their

1:21:30machines at once.

1:21:33Yo, what's their reactions going to be?

1:21:34Someone should do this on Donut SMP with

1:21:36like all a bunch of streamers at once

1:21:37and then just have them constantly die

1:21:38over and over and over. That'd be

1:21:40insane. That'd be an insane moment. But

1:21:42before we could pull this off, we

1:21:44actually had to build the machine. And

1:21:46well, it was definitely not made to be

1:21:48built in survival. I don't know if

1:21:50you've ever tried to capture breezes

1:21:51before, but it was actual torture.

1:21:55Oh no. Oh no. I'm out of pearls.

1:22:00>> You're out.

1:22:02>> Gosh.

1:22:03But transporting them wasn't even the

1:22:05worst part. You see, for the machine to

1:22:08work, we had to stack four breezes and

1:22:10drop them into this exact spot. And even

1:22:13if one of them was misaligned,

1:22:16we'd have to kill them.

1:22:18>> All right, Christian. I'm sending it

1:22:20through.

1:22:22>> I'm terrified. If they cuz I can see

1:22:24like the tiniest crack and then they

1:22:26instantly go psycho.

1:22:27>> But the machine just kept breaking. Oh

1:22:31no.

1:22:32And we needed to build five of these.

1:22:37>> Okay.

1:22:37>> All right.

1:22:38>> Now, let's uh check on them.

1:22:39>> No way.

1:22:40>> Yo, I like this.

1:22:40>> There's no way nothing went wrong.

1:22:42Please.

1:22:42>> It's very clean and simple.

1:22:44>> I like that he's playing with his

1:22:45brother.

1:22:45>> How can we

1:22:46>> Uhoh.

1:22:47>> I can see I can see him.

1:22:48>> How

1:22:50come to kill him?

1:22:55>> I got off the thing. He's coming up.

1:22:57>> That's fine. Off the machine. So

1:23:00apparently

1:23:01>> this guy's going to

1:23:02>> just straight up break the RNG like,

1:23:04"Okay, bro. Thanks."

1:23:06>> So is that just RNG?

1:23:11>> Oh my gosh, man.

1:23:14>> But eventually we were finally terrible

1:23:16to build on the last I don't think I

1:23:18have the uh

1:23:20>> like I I don't have enough patience to

1:23:22do something like this. I feel like

1:23:24unless I really wanted to do this

1:23:26something like this really badly, then I

1:23:27then I guess I could. But I feel like I

1:23:30wouldn't want this.

1:23:32>> Wait, wait. I need to do

1:23:33>> No, no, no. He's up.

1:23:35>> Wait, what? How?

1:23:38>> Okay.

1:23:40>> Oh my gosh. Now they're just all cooked.

1:23:45>> Dude, look.

1:23:46>> Bro, shave. I missed Doc Donut. Not I

1:23:49guess

1:23:50>> if these breezes went incorrectly.

1:23:52>> Guys, I don't understand why you want me

1:23:53to shave so badly. The like half the

1:23:55YouTube chat is just all shave. Please

1:23:56shave. Is it little kids that want me to

1:23:58shave? Don't quit social media. Not

1:24:00going to lie. What do you mean not going

1:24:02to lie? You just told me something. You

1:24:03just told me quit social media. That's

1:24:05not like a statement that's like a that

1:24:08could be truthful or not truthful.

1:24:10>> The machine would

1:24:10>> It's so ugly, loser. Oh my god.

1:24:13>> Be done. Okay,

1:24:16>> they're good.

1:24:17>> I don't know yet.

1:24:19>> You look like a gorilla. I don't look

1:24:21like a gorilla.

1:24:22>> No way.

1:24:26Oh no. There's no way. I don't believe

1:24:29that something I I don't There's

1:24:32something's going to be broken, bro.

1:24:34There's no way.

1:24:37>> That's the most toxic farm to ever

1:24:38construct.

1:24:39>> We should probably test the machine to

1:24:41make sure that it actually works.

1:24:42>> Yeah, it's probably a good idea.

1:24:50So, you should die forever if everything

1:24:52works. All right, I'm ready.

1:24:57>> Uh, I'm literally like it's barely

1:25:00hurting.

1:25:01>> Wait. Oh my gosh, bro. I forgot.

1:25:05I forgot that Thorns is like trash with

1:25:07armor. Yeah, somehow I completely forgot

1:25:10how trash Thorn's damage was. It

1:25:12literally does less than half a heart

1:25:14per hit.

1:25:16>> Now, you could somehow convince people

1:25:18to take off the armor, but that would

1:25:20just never work. Bro, can't you just

1:25:23leave the machine on? I mean, it's just

1:25:24infinite damage, right? Eventually,

1:25:25their armor is going to break and it's

1:25:26just going to be annoying. I think you

1:25:28should just It doesn't matter if it's so

1:25:29weak. Is there even a way to make it

1:25:30stronger? There had to be a way to make

1:25:32it faster. And uh let's just say I might

1:25:35have figured out a way to triple

1:25:37Thorns's damage. Let me explain. When

1:25:39this Enderman dies to Thorn's damage, it

1:25:41should only drop one Ender Pearl, right?

1:25:44Except it dropped two. But how? If you

1:25:47know anything about Minecraft, you

1:25:48should know that this is only possible

1:25:50when you're using looting. But it just

1:25:52died to thorns. And obviously, you can't

1:25:54enchant thorns armor with looting. Or

1:25:56can you? Turns out, whatever you're

1:25:59holding in your main hand applies its

1:26:01enchantments to whatever damage source

1:26:03you deal. So, in this case, it applies

1:26:05the looting from my sword to Thorns's

1:26:07damage. But it had me thinking, what

1:26:09other enchantments could I use? And then

1:26:11I remembered that there was one

1:26:12enchantment that would make thorns go

1:26:14from one of the weakest damage sources

1:26:16in the game to becoming absolutely

1:26:18broken. The enchant I'm talking about,

1:26:20of course, is Breach. At max level,

1:26:23Breach ignores 60%.

1:26:25>> Okay, but that means that they're going

1:26:26to have to shoot the arrow with the mace

1:26:28in their off hand. How is he going to

1:26:30get the players on the server to shoot

1:26:32the arrow with a mace in their off hand?

1:26:35That sounds like that's not going to

1:26:36happen.

1:26:36>> Of someone's armor. So, if you were to

1:26:38combine this with the Thorns machine,

1:26:40this machine would now also ignore 60%

1:26:43of armor. And if you don't understand

1:26:44how actually broken this is, just look

1:26:46how much faster the zombie has to have

1:26:48the mace.

1:26:52Wait.

1:26:59Oh, I get it.

1:27:01>> This kills.

1:27:02Whoa.

1:27:07And we were the only two people on Earth

1:27:09who knew about it. The only problem was

1:27:12this enchantment could only go on a

1:27:13mace. And we needed to get five of them.

1:27:17Shouldn't take that long.

1:27:18>> Oh, nice little animation. What the

1:27:20heck?

1:27:20>> It took that long. So now we finally had

1:27:24the perfect machine. But before we used

1:27:27it, I wanted to see what my friends

1:27:29thought of thorns.

1:27:31Simpleton, what what do you think of

1:27:32thorns? Bro,

1:27:34>> this guy, he doesn't think thorns is

1:27:36good.

1:27:37>> Thorns just shreds through your armor,

1:27:39bro. That's It's very underrated. No,

1:27:42it's not underrated. It's overrated.

1:27:44>> It's just like It just shreds through

1:27:45your armor. There's basically no point

1:27:46to it.

1:27:47>> Yeah.

1:27:47>> Don't let your noise

1:27:48>> in my opinion.

1:27:50>> What do you think the most OP

1:27:51enchantment is,

1:27:52>> bro? Thorns. I've been This guy, he's

1:27:55>> on my life. It is not thorns. All my

1:27:57life it is not.

1:27:58>> On your life, bro.

1:28:01>> All your life, bro. On your life. If

1:28:02it's not Thorns, bro.

1:28:03>> Oh, my life is not Thorns, bro. Thorns

1:28:05suck ass, bro.

1:28:07>> You know, you should really choose your

1:28:09words more carefully. But anyways, there

1:28:11was a big problem I've been ignoring

1:28:13this entire time. How do you actually

1:28:15get someone to willingly give you their

1:28:17arrow without them realizing what you're

1:28:19doing? First off, I would never give

1:28:22anybody my arrow. Never. Never. Never.

1:28:25I'm not that stupid. But people on other

1:28:29servers though, other than me, maybe

1:28:32they just don't even ever expect

1:28:33something like this. I don't think it's

1:28:34going to be hard to get someone to shoot

1:28:35an arrow where you want them to.

1:28:37>> Now, we came up with a couple of ideas.

1:28:39The first one was to run some sort of

1:28:41archery miniame and then on a certain

1:28:43target block, we steal their arrow.

1:28:45Another idea was to host a bow PvP

1:28:47tournament and catch the arrows that

1:28:49they leave on the ground. But the

1:28:50problem with both of these was that it

1:28:52was too hard to steal the arrows without

1:28:54anyone actually noticing what we're up

1:28:56to. But eventually we landed on one

1:28:58final idea, an escape room. Now listen,

1:29:01I know escape rooms have famously been

1:29:03used for traps before. So we had to make

1:29:05sure there was no way anyone could tell

1:29:07it was a trap. The best way to do that

1:29:10is to make it actually good. Think about

1:29:12it. When something is higher quality,

1:29:13people are more likely to trust that

1:29:15it's actually safe. So we designed this

1:29:17escape room to not only look good, but

1:29:19also have a good puzzle. Let me explain

1:29:21how it works, cuz I actually think it's

1:29:23pretty cool. Their goal is to light the

1:29:24three brazers to escape, which is

1:29:27basically these three pillars. They each

1:29:28have a campfire on top of them. So, grab

1:29:31an arrow and a bow. The first one's

1:29:32easy. Just shoot an arrow through lava

1:29:35and you light the first one. And what

1:29:36that does is opens up this target block.

1:29:39If you shoot both of these,

1:29:41it lights this one, which then opens

1:29:43this target block in the ceiling here.

1:29:46And when you shoot this, a wind charge

1:29:48will come out. A cool mechanic here is

1:29:51that whatever direction you're facing,

1:29:53wind charge will be sent. So you just

1:29:56look at this blinking light over here.

1:30:00Then bang,

1:30:02opens up this final one.

1:30:04>> This is so complicated. No way anyone's

1:30:05going to ever going to solve this.

1:30:06>> Shoot yourself with it. Get up here.

1:30:08Shoot this pressure plate.

1:30:10>> Yo,

1:30:11>> and then it opens this final.

1:30:13>> That is so difficult.

1:30:14>> And once you shoot it, your arrow falls

1:30:17into the lava.

1:30:17>> Would y'all be able to solve this? and

1:30:19then bounces out the final campfire.

1:30:22>> Okay.

1:30:22>> Except the arrow that actually comes out

1:30:24of the lava was never their arrow. I

1:30:28switched it with an arrow shot out of a

1:30:29dispenser and covered the sound with a

1:30:32gate, making sure that they would see

1:30:34what they think is their arrow come out

1:30:36and finish the puzzle while their real

1:30:39arrow is on its way to the machine

1:30:40thousands of blocks away.

1:30:47thousands of blocks away.

1:30:49>> And once it arrives, it lands on a

1:30:51flying machine and gets automatically

1:30:52sorted into these five machines.

1:30:55>> All controlled from this one panel. And

1:30:58just by flicking a couple levers,

1:31:00>> you can kill someone forever.

1:31:04>> Wow,

1:31:07that is insane. That is actually insane.

1:31:09>> With the plan finished, all I have to do

1:31:11now,

1:31:11>> the thing is, if anyone goes to the

1:31:13Nether for one second, they're going to

1:31:14find it, right?

1:31:16if they well if he hides it in the

1:31:19Nether roof maybe maybe they're not

1:31:21going to find it

1:31:21>> now was actually get people on so I

1:31:24announced that I wanted to host an event

1:31:26for a video but I didn't tell them what

1:31:28the event was for but we wanted to run

1:31:30one final test an hour before the event

1:31:33except when waiting for the arrow it

1:31:36never arrived oh no what

1:31:40>> oh my gosh what the heck

1:31:44oh my gosh this was bad if even one

1:31:47arrow didn't arrive correctly. It would

1:31:49mess up our entire plan. You can't just

1:31:52have someone run through the entire

1:31:53escape room again. We needed to figure

1:31:55out the problem now.

1:31:58>> Stop lying, loser. What did I lie about?

1:32:00What?

1:32:01>> Oh my gosh, it was a magma cube.

1:32:04>> Why did it say uh-oh?

1:32:06>> Turns out we forgot to account for one

1:32:08small thing. A magma cube had spawned in

1:32:11the path of the arrow. So, I quickly

1:32:13fixed it, but I had no idea if it could

1:32:15break another way. But everyone was

1:32:17logging on, so we had no time for

1:32:19another test. We just had to send it.

1:32:22>> Okay, so basically, it's bas I'm making

1:32:24a video on like projectile and arrow

1:32:27tech, like breakdown.

1:32:30>> Basically, this is a this an escape

1:32:32room.

1:32:32>> I like that he has the dragon egg. Why

1:32:34does he not put it in his ender chest?

1:32:37>> And why do they not have totems either?

1:32:38>> And the whole point is to

1:32:40>> And why do they not have crystals

1:32:41either? teach you about mechanics.

1:32:42>> Why not have anchors and ender pearls

1:32:44either?

1:32:46>> And to be fair, that is technically not

1:32:49a lie. Okay. Oh, yeah. I also had

1:32:51>> It's an SMP.

1:32:53Yeah, it's a Minecraft survival

1:32:55multiplayer server. Yeah,

1:32:56>> a prize.

1:32:56>> They probably just don't know about it.

1:32:57They probably just like don't know it's

1:32:59so good.

1:32:59>> Cool to make them focus more on

1:33:00competition.

1:33:01>> But the totem the totem thing is weird

1:33:02though. Everyone knows about totems.

1:33:04They probably like said no totems

1:33:06allowed or something for some reason. Oh

1:33:08yeah, by the way, whoever wins gets the

1:33:09dragon egg enemies. Whoever has the

1:33:11fastest.

1:33:12>> Do you know anything, bro? Yes, I know.

1:33:14What are you talking about? Do I know

1:33:15anything? Yeah.

1:33:17>> Uh, here. Put all your stuff in here and

1:33:19then put it in the barrel.

1:33:20>> Including armor.

1:33:21>> Uh, no. You can wear you can wear armor.

1:33:23That's fine. And the person who wanted

1:33:25to go first happened to be the absolute

1:33:27best person that it could have been.

1:33:29Pineapple man. You see, this guy was

1:33:32probably the smartest player on the

1:33:33server. So if he could be convinced of

1:33:36all people that it was safe, then

1:33:37everyone else would trust that it was

1:33:39safe as well. And of course,

1:33:41>> you're not safe.

1:33:43>> What?

1:33:43>> Until it wasn't. But if he did find out,

1:33:46he would be the first person to kill me.

1:33:48So we had to make sure that everything

1:33:50would work. And obviously he didn't

1:33:52trust the escape room instantly.

1:33:54>> This is actually just like a scam. And

1:33:55as soon as soon as we go into the escape

1:33:57room, we get blown up. Bro, if it does

1:33:59look if if you Okay, you don't want to

1:34:01go first then cuz look, I promise you

1:34:04>> I want to go first. I do want to go

1:34:05first. I do want

1:34:05>> If you die, then no one has to trust me

1:34:07anymore.

1:34:08>> You want to No, you're good. I mean,

1:34:10that's up to you. You want to go first?

1:34:12>> No, I do want to go first.

1:34:13>> All right, hold on.

1:34:15>> So, yeah, put your shulker in there.

1:34:18>> You'll get it back once you finish.

1:34:20>> You You'll get it back once you finish.

1:34:22>> It's gone.

1:34:23>> Feel like a box. I'm looking right now.

1:34:26>> Yeah, I'm ready. Uh, so just stand.

1:34:28Yeah, just push the button.

1:34:29>> This guy's potential for consecration,

1:34:31bro. What do you mean this guy's This

1:34:32guy is Unless you're talking about me.

1:34:34Yeah, this guy is insanely good at con

1:34:36concentration already. Like really

1:34:37really really really really good.

1:34:42>> All right, go. You're good.

1:34:43>> You said the brazers, right? What the

1:34:45[ __ ] is the brazers? What do you mean

1:34:47the brazers?

1:34:50>> Oh my gosh. Why am I stupid?

1:34:54It's in the campfire.

1:34:57Yes, the campfires. What?

1:34:59>> Okay.

1:35:02I'm sorry. I I just got off of work. I'm

1:35:04sorry.

1:35:05>> Okay, cool. I'm going to set my spawn.

1:35:08>> Yeah,

1:35:09>> that was how you get the first one. I

1:35:10get that one. That one. Um, does it

1:35:13require these? Can I go this way? No.

1:35:16Oh, okay. So, I got to

1:35:20[ __ ] Oh, there we go. So if I did that.

1:35:23So there there that's lit up now. Huh?

1:35:27What do you mean the ground? This.

1:35:29>> Yeah. Wait. Look.

1:35:32>> Oh my gosh. I hate this.

1:35:37>> But eventually he became more focused on

1:35:39finishing the puzzle than the

1:35:40possibility that there was a trap here.

1:35:43>> Good. That means it made the trap I mean

1:35:44the puzzle like good enough for it to be

1:35:48believable.

1:35:49>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

1:35:53Oh, okay. Okay. Cuz it uses my arrow as

1:35:57a

1:36:00Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it uses my

1:36:02What?

1:36:04What the hell do you do? Arrow of

1:36:06leaping.

1:36:08Am I going to hit myself with this?

1:36:09>> Yeah.

1:36:10>> I'm alive if I have to hit myself. Oh my

1:36:11gosh.

1:36:14Maybe

1:36:16I'm so tired. You

1:36:23Oh shoot. Oh. Oh. Oh. And there it goes.

1:36:25There it goes.

1:36:26>> We didn't know if it was going to break

1:36:28again or if it was actually going to

1:36:29make it. All we could do now was wait.

1:36:36>> Boom.

1:36:39>> It had actually worked.

1:36:41>> Oh my gosh.

1:36:41>> He had no idea that his arrow was

1:36:43already sitting in the machine 2,000

1:36:45blocks away and he's standing right in

1:36:48front of me. It would be so easy, but if

1:36:51I pulled it now, everyone would see him

1:36:53die and then no one would trust the

1:36:54escape room. So, I had to let him live.

1:36:57At least for now. But, uh, I started to

1:36:59realize that not everyone was as smart

1:37:01as Pineapple. All right.

1:37:03>> Am I going to jump down?

1:37:04>> Yeah.

1:37:04>> Yeah. They're not spawn

1:37:07>> in case you die.

1:37:08>> Where's the arrows?

1:37:10>> You have to find them. Who?

1:37:12>> I see no arrows.

1:37:25Son,

1:37:33>> sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

1:37:40>> We're not even laughing at you. I

1:37:41promise.

1:37:43>> We are. Oh, they're they're on every

1:37:44single blizzard.

1:37:46>> Wait, like shut up now.

1:37:48>> Each person that would complete the

1:37:49escape room would further reinforce the

1:37:51idea that it was safe and that there was

1:37:54definitely no trap here.

1:37:59>> Ready?

1:38:04Gee, I love this footage. This is so

1:38:06cool.

1:38:08And I don't even know how he had the

1:38:10time to build something like this and

1:38:11actually make it work. How you guys? How

1:38:14long would this take?

1:38:17This guy's so good at Minecraft.

1:38:21And smart.

1:38:27It's entertaining. Unlike you. Okay.

1:38:32Six years. No guys. This takes six. Not

1:38:34one year. No. No.

1:38:40But even if it did take a year,

1:38:41>> the final arrow,

1:38:44>> it makes sense now

1:38:45>> cuz everyone on the server is going to

1:38:47be constantly dying.

1:38:48>> I hit this now. I win.

1:38:55>> Weeks of planning,

1:38:57gathering so many breezes, getting all

1:39:00the maces,

1:39:02so much effort, all for this one stupid

1:39:05trap. No, this is not a stupid trap.

1:39:08They're going to infinitely be dead.

1:39:09>> Oh my gosh, Miles with 25 get the subs,

1:39:11dude. Thank you so much, Miles. Hello.

1:39:13>> Thank you. In chat,

1:39:17>> L gifted, y'all. Why are y'all hating on

1:39:19the gift?

1:39:23>> Yes.

1:39:25>> So, we got all five. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:39:26whoa.

1:39:27>> All right. Here, we can uh I'll announce

1:39:28the winner inside.

1:39:30>> All right. All right. All right. Sounds

1:39:33good.

1:39:34So, I will announce the slowest time

1:39:37first. Oh boy.

1:39:40>> Uh, the slowest time

1:39:43was simpleton

1:39:45>> with the total.

1:39:47>> I knew it.

1:39:48>> I'm sorry.

1:39:49>> Me, bro.

1:39:49>> He uh he finished in 12 minutes and 44

1:39:52seconds.

1:39:52>> I'm sorry. Oh my god.

1:39:55>> And then the second slowest was Spencil

1:39:58in 10:40.

1:40:00>> 10:40. Oh, that was two.

1:40:03>> The next slowest

1:40:05>> was Zors. Finished in 842.

1:40:09>> Oh, that's not bad. Hey,

1:40:11>> not bad.

1:40:11>> I was telling it's not bad. That's not

1:40:13bad.

1:40:13>> Number two. Number one. Number two was

1:40:16740

1:40:18and it was Larlin.

1:40:21>> Yes.

1:40:22>> Meaning that number one was pineapple.

1:40:24GG. Um.

1:40:25>> Oh my.

1:40:27Nice.

1:40:28>> And as I watch everyone celebrate around

1:40:30me,

1:40:31>> congratulate Pineapple for what they

1:40:33think was just a simple competition when

1:40:36in reality our plan was finally taking

1:40:39shape. They have no idea what's about to

1:40:42happen. And they all just set their

1:40:44spawn in this room. The entire reason

1:40:48for this escape room.

1:40:50>> Yeah. The whole reason I built this and

1:40:52even made this competition was to show

1:40:54off one specific arrow tech. And that

1:40:57tech turns out if you manage to catch

1:41:00someone's arrow in a machine, you can

1:41:02put it inside a thorns machine and kill

1:41:05them forever.

1:41:06>> Wait, hold on.

1:41:07>> Wait, what?

1:41:08>> Talk about this.

1:41:18>> Uh-huh.

1:41:24Look at that.

1:41:26>> Oh my gosh.

1:41:28>> Please. No.

1:41:32>> This is crazy.

1:41:34>> He can keep him in there forever.

1:41:37>> Uh, yeah. Um, so we actually caught your

1:41:40guys' arrow.

1:41:41>> And he can also turn off the machine

1:41:42whenever he wants, too. He could be

1:41:44like, "Yo, if you don't go collect me 64

1:41:46oak logs or a stack of diamonds, you're

1:41:48going to die forever." And they're like,

1:41:49"Okay, yes, sir. I'll do what you say."

1:41:52>> Um, inside of the machine, we we

1:41:55literally caught it and we transported

1:41:57it uh about 1,000 blocks, 2,000 blocks,

1:42:01and we're using it to kill you guys.

1:42:04>> Oh my gosh,

1:42:05>> bro. Where was all of what was even

1:42:09doing?

1:42:10>> Yeah. So, by the way, that was the

1:42:12actual video. Yeah. Yeah. I thought so.

1:42:16I knew that was a mechanic and I was

1:42:17like, "Oh, hell no."

1:42:20You said that. I was like,

1:42:23>> "Wow,

1:42:23>> pineapple,

1:42:24>> if you activate my machine, I'm I'm just

1:42:26going to log off."

1:42:28>> No, no, no. But remember how you said

1:42:30like on my life, thorns is bad.

1:42:34>> Bro,

1:42:37I hate you. I hate you so much, bro. you

1:42:40were you did this entire challenge just

1:42:42to spite me.

1:42:46>> That was awesome.

1:42:47>> If you're still here and not subscribed,

1:42:49then tell me why and I'll try to make my

1:42:51next video even better.

1:42:53>> Everybody, I want everybody here to

1:42:55subscribe to this guy. I am excited to

1:42:57see his future videos. This was so good.

1:43:00I love I don't know what I love about

1:43:02videos like this is that it it's not

1:43:05fake. It's so simple to understand for

1:43:10everybody

1:43:12and it's not like doing too much. I love

1:43:16videos like this. This guy's channel is

1:43:18amazing or this video at least was

1:43:19insane. Sub subscribe to this guys or

1:43:22subscribe to him everybody. Um, Avenger

1:43:25Spencer, this was a banger video. I'm

1:43:27excited to see more. Um,

1:43:31and I loved it, bro. Yeah, actually keep

1:43:32up the good work. I loved it. I loved

1:43:35it. We all loved it. W.

1:43:38Um. All right, y'all.

1:43:42All right, y'all.

1:43:52Let's do some PvP,

1:43:57bro. What?

1:44:41Why do I feel like I'm playing so slow

1:44:42right now?

1:44:50GG's. GG's.

1:45:00Guys, I might get demoted to low tier

1:45:02two.

1:45:08>> Hello, donut. Remember when I did daily

1:45:10motivation?

1:45:14>> I remember somebody doing that. I don't

1:45:15remember exactly what it was, though.

1:45:17I'm fighting against creeper. This guy's

1:45:18really good.

1:45:23Need a coach, bro? Yeah, low key. Do

1:45:28you want to call?

1:45:33Wait, Dash, what what year are you in

1:45:34this

1:45:57And again,

1:45:58>> you know what Neth and Ellis I am

1:46:00talking about.

1:46:17Jeez. Whoa. I feel like yo, are y'all

1:46:20seeing the skill right now? Like I'm not

1:46:22really making mistakes. I'm playing I'm

1:46:23playing slower, which is making me a

1:46:24little bit better.

1:46:35Zero skill, by the way. Oh, okay. Thank

1:46:37you.

1:46:54Lost PS indeed.

1:46:57>> Baby, stop donating. Thank you.

1:47:19Thank you for the mission though.

1:47:35Okay, I'm locked in. I think I can get

1:47:37promoted. I I I was watching Kirby's

1:47:39gameplay. I'm trying to I need to learn.

1:47:41>> Why does it anchor so slow? I don't

1:47:44anchor slow, bro. What are you talking

1:47:45about? And why you calling me it?

1:47:47>> Why does it anchor so slow?

1:47:50>> Um, yeah. I need to watch like someone

1:47:52good game play

1:47:54to get better. The only person I see

1:47:57that streams is I feel like spectate any

1:47:59like live matches.

1:48:05Heat. Heat.

1:48:37Just watch that. 0823K. He is pretty

1:48:40dope.

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1:49:08Spouting. Whale. Baby. That was You

1:49:09donated that. Baby. What are you

1:49:10donating? Whale spouting. Whale.

1:49:28Perfect. Please leave the stream.

1:49:52Oh my

1:50:04Okay, we should be good. I only have

1:50:05three shockers left.

1:50:18TLS collab with Cookie King. Stouting

1:50:21whale scouting whale scouting whale

1:50:23spouting whale spouting whale spouting

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1:50:26scouting whale spouting whale.

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1:51:09Black large square cat. Black large

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1:51:13whale spouting whale spouting whale?

1:51:16Spouting whale spouting whale. Spouting

1:51:18whale spouting whale.

1:51:20>> Thank you for the donation. Why are you

1:51:22spamming black large square cat?

1:51:26So,

1:51:30this is a good fight I'm putting in mid

1:51:32tier, too. This will get me a good uh

1:51:35good promotion right here. Good little

1:51:38points.

1:51:42>> You can place the drop the shulker then

1:51:44crystal instead of AB choring.

1:52:15Hey, sewer moose. Don't ignore me,

1:52:17donut.

1:52:19Yo, Surus not.

1:52:25GG's. GG's. There we go.

1:52:28>> Yo, Sun, can I get 100 m?

1:52:31>> Uh, no.

1:52:37How am I doing? Crystal

1:52:39top 58.

1:52:41>> Don't at me, big fan. Magnifying glass.

1:52:43Magnifying glass. Magnifying glass.

1:52:45Magnifying glass. Magnifying glass.

1:52:47Magnifying glass. Razor. Razor. Razor.

1:52:50Razor. Razor. Razor. Razor. Razor.

1:52:52Magnifying glass. Magnifying glass.

1:52:54>> Thank you, bro.

1:52:56>> Q Blast is better than you. Haha. Lil

1:52:59Bro.

1:53:03>> How's my brother doing? Good. Good.

1:53:05Good.

1:53:10Leaderboard thing's a little broken

1:53:11right now.

1:53:17Yo, dude. Any day, bro. Oh, what are you

1:53:20calling me? Oh. Oh.

1:53:23>> Hey, what's good, my boy?

1:53:24>> Yo, hold on. Hold on.

1:53:26>> Hello.

1:53:27>> Yo, what's good, Jazz? He uh find

1:53:32>> What about you missed out on some uh got

1:53:34your coaching, bro?

1:53:35>> Did I What did you have? What advice did

1:53:37you have for me last match?

1:53:39>> Offer some

1:53:40>> spouting whale spouting whale. Will it

1:53:41ever pay sewer moose? Spouting whale.

1:53:43Spouting whale. Spouting whale. Spouting

1:53:45whales. Spouting whale. Spouting whale.

1:53:47Spouting whale. Spouting whale. Stole

1:53:49the

1:53:49>> cray. Cray.

1:53:50>> Oh, and he stole the method.

1:53:52>> Yeah. Yeah. He stole the method from me,

1:53:53bro.

1:53:53>> Craig is a pickaxer now.

1:53:55>> P S E W E R M O S E P S E W E R M O S E

1:54:00K S E W R M O S E P S E W E R

1:54:05>> What about like shield though? Or shield

1:54:07or like something else? Is there

1:54:08anything better than pickaxe? Bro,

1:54:10shield's useless because like when

1:54:12they're on a ledge, bro, you can spam

1:54:13crystal like when you like, you know,

1:54:14>> just break the shield instantly with

1:54:16that pickaxe and like you get on that

1:54:18little ledge when you

1:54:19>> Yeah. Yeah. And they get stuck there.

1:54:20>> Yeah. Yeah.

1:54:21>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just spam that.

1:54:23>> And usually like I fill in the holes

1:54:24like with obsidian. I spam crystal.

1:54:26>> No way. Like when they try to walk in.

1:54:29>> Yeah. Like I fill it in like really

1:54:30fast.

1:54:31>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I might try that. I

1:54:33might try that.

1:54:37>> Bro, I'm not going to lie, bro. If you

1:54:39really think about it, I'm better than

1:54:40Qblast because why?

1:54:42>> W Stacy W Stacy W Stacy W Stacy W Stacy

1:54:47W Stacy W Stacy W Stacy I love Stacy

1:54:51>> and he's like dude you know bro I you

1:54:53know I beat him. You literally saw it.

1:54:55>> Yo I I didn't I never saw anything about

1:54:56>> I trapped Jet in a short check it

1:55:00>> dude why are you trying to lie for the

1:55:02stream right now?

1:55:03>> When when have I seen you beat Q blast?

1:55:06Bro, I literally sent you a clip, bro.

1:55:09>> Oh, I never watched it. Wait, did I did

1:55:10I see it?

1:55:11>> Yo, you're a weirdo.

1:55:13>> I'm being dead serious. I don't

1:55:14remember.

1:55:15>> You said nah.

1:55:17All caps.

1:55:22Oh.

1:55:24Oh,

1:55:25>> wait. You want to show the stream

1:55:26actually?

1:55:28>> Wait,

1:55:29>> bro. Guys, if you guys think Q is

1:55:31scared, bro, wait.

1:55:32>> Oh, no. You were in a fight against him

1:55:33and then your game closed. Razor, razor,

1:55:35razor, razor, razor, razor, razor,

1:55:39razor, razor, razor, razor, razor,

1:55:41razor, razor, razor, razor, razor,

1:55:43razor, razor, razor, razor, razor,

1:55:45razor, razor, razor, razor, razor,

1:55:47razor, razor,

1:55:50>> she just donated 50 razor emojis. Um,

1:55:56>> why are you laughing, baby? Why are you

1:55:57donating so much? If you stop, just type

1:55:59in chat.

1:56:02But thank you so much, though.

1:56:05No,

1:56:05>> you appreciate the don nose razor. I

1:56:07mean, perfect.

1:56:09>> Perfect. Got hacked. No, she did not get

1:56:11hacked.

1:56:13Um, what is taking so long for me to get

1:56:15this?

1:56:16>> You got to reue.

1:56:17>> I think I'm just going to queue

1:56:18normally. Is there even a point of doing

1:56:19a tier defense?

1:56:20>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do a tier

1:56:21defense. Actually, wait, bro. When you

1:56:23do a tier defense, you get

1:56:25>> a lot.

1:56:26>> Wait, what? What?

1:56:28>> If you do a tier defense, you get

1:56:29demoted. If you don't, you don't get

1:56:31demoted. You go up the same amount. It

1:56:33actually doesn't make sense.

1:56:36>> Woman in motorized wheelchair. Woman in

1:56:38motorized wheelchair. Woman in motorized

1:56:40wheelchair. Woman in motorized

1:56:42wheelchair. Woman in motorized

1:56:43wheelchair. Woman in motorized

1:56:45wheelchair when going collab.

1:56:47>> All right. Well, the thing is I can

1:56:49Okay, I'm going to do some dual section.

1:56:54Is that you or is that me?

1:57:02>> Dude, this is bad.

1:57:06>> No, I am. But like I want your

1:57:07inventory, too.

1:57:08>> Oh,

1:57:12it's better.

1:57:16This guy's trash. Yo, he just

1:57:19like you want to start. Promise you told

1:57:22me he's going to be the worst part about

1:57:23him. So when you get him on a ledge,

1:57:24he's going to stay there.

1:57:25>> Okay.

1:57:25>> Also, get knocked back too in your kit.

1:57:28>> Why? In my kit. Like

1:57:29>> Dr. Donut, I'm not going to tell you

1:57:31again.

1:57:32>> Because when you're especially when

1:57:33you're using a pick and you keep hitting

1:57:35them, like they're going to get stuck.

1:57:36They're just going to stay on the ledge.

1:57:40>> Is that meta? Like for sure.

1:57:42>> Yeah. Like that's actually meta. Pick

1:57:44pick a knockback too or meta.

1:57:46>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I bet. What does

1:57:48crate does crate use knockback too?

1:57:50>> Yeah. Yeah. Bro, crazy. Bro, come on.

1:57:54>> I think I I don't know about knock two,

1:57:56but I know he used to pick now.

1:58:00Like, why would you not

1:58:04just did not like

1:58:09Nice, nice, nice, nice. Like, that's a

1:58:12good That's a good match.

1:58:15Got a rear. Turn a rear.

1:58:18Pick up a good when they when you see

1:58:19them drop a rear, you're going to knock

1:58:21back to them away and pick up that rear.

1:58:23It always works. Or when you see them

1:58:25about a rear, you're going to like jump

1:58:27on him and you get too.

1:58:32Nice, nice, nice, nice.

1:58:35Just don't.

1:58:37Nice. Nice. Nice.

1:58:39>> Dang, bro. Okay, hold on. Hold on. This

1:58:41ledging stuff, like it's really all

1:58:42about the ledge.

1:58:44>> It really is. Yeah. Yeah,

1:58:49>> I told you to check it out. The Jeff

1:58:51Sing mustache.

1:58:55>> You ever like anchor to the side to get

1:58:57him on a ledge?

1:59:01like my over here

1:59:04actually

1:59:14you see like

1:59:18but once you do it like a bunch of times

1:59:20you just like naturally do it.

1:59:24You know like exactly where to run. You

1:59:26don't even need to look like where the

1:59:28hole is.

1:59:39Oh my.

1:59:40>> You have elytra.

1:59:41>> Yes. I forgot. Lol.

1:59:43>> I thought I was Coke for a second.

1:59:46>> Where'd he go?

1:59:48>> Dude, I I kind of don't like the

1:59:49spectating, bro.

1:59:51>> You can crouch out of it and spectate

1:59:52yourself.

1:59:53>> Oh,

1:59:55wait. What?

1:59:57>> Yeah. Oh shoot.

2:00:00>> Can you try to drop your shulker then?

2:00:02Crystal

2:00:08>> don't have to fight.

2:00:10>> What?

2:00:14>> Feel like I feel like all this guy can

2:00:15do is his main mechanic is just

2:00:18your point. The boys behind you. You

2:00:20guys are like

2:00:23you're good. You guys can keep going.

2:00:26Get like Am

2:00:41I regaring armor the best way you think?

2:00:45>> Where you just dropped him?

2:00:46>> Yeah.

2:00:47>> Yeah, I do that too.

2:00:49>> Kirby doesn't do I've been seeing Kirby

2:00:50like doing really good at his armor.

2:00:59fight with them. It is kind of bad.

2:01:06>> Yeah.

2:01:08>> You can just beat them easily. You can

2:01:10just drain them.

2:01:13Is that your

2:01:15>> last time telling you look at trapping

2:01:17just short

2:01:34he pearled. He's reging right now. You

2:01:35have use your locator bar that

2:01:40nice.

2:01:40>> He's going to have to reg.

2:01:42>> I don't know where he is. Yeah.

2:01:49There's this guy donating to me saying,

2:01:50"Last time I'm telling you, look at look

2:01:52at the trap the short trapping

2:01:54jettison." Yo, bro, I don't want to

2:01:56watch the short V trapping jettison.

2:01:58>> Oh, let me watch it, bro.

2:02:01>> Um,

2:02:06all right. Blaze MC watching the short

2:02:09right now. Hold on.

2:02:1436 views.

2:02:16>> Okay,

2:02:17>> not bad, kid.

2:02:53Too bad. Look at it. Donut.

2:03:03Just

2:03:03>> wasted so long, bro.

2:03:20Dude, this guy isn't even

2:03:23smarter than

2:03:34>> Yo, this is

2:03:35>> Yo, it's Q blast on a duel on screen.

2:03:39>> He did armor reaper. He only uh reer.

2:03:42>> Try to drop Shulker then crystal once.

2:03:45So the Shulker break.

2:03:45>> This guy is so stupid.

2:03:48>> Yo buddy, stop spam donating saying,

2:03:50"Dude, drop a anchor or drop a drop a

2:03:52Shulker and then blow up a crystal."

2:03:54LIKE, YO, BRO, I KNOW THAT WORKS. I JUST

2:03:56DID IT ON STREAM like twice.

2:03:59What are you doing wasting your money,

2:04:02bro? Thank you. I really appreciate the

2:04:03donation, but jeez, bro.

2:04:06They only 10 times in the same

2:04:14I'm going to lose, bro. I don't I don't

2:04:16I don't

2:04:25>> If you don't look at it, I am trapping

2:04:26you.

2:04:27>> I can tell you how to beat him, bro.

2:04:28>> No, I just play smarter. He's just so

2:04:30trash. I'm not actually I just can't

2:04:32play

2:04:33like

2:04:35>> Wait, who are you talking about? This

2:04:36kid.

2:04:37>> Yes. Oh, you're talking about Q blast.

2:04:38Oh. Oh,

2:04:39>> I was talking about Yeah,

2:04:42>> it's pro win the void. It's pro win the

2:04:44void.

2:04:50>> By the way, donut use.

2:04:59When you work on being a better person,

2:05:01you seriously disappoint me with your

2:05:02life. I think you just need to take a

2:05:04step back and focus on your life.

2:05:06>> Playing bad against bad players.

2:05:13>> I'm getting pissed off right now. These

2:05:14people are donating such annoying

2:05:16things. You need to work on your life.

2:05:17It seriously upsets me to disappoints me

2:05:19to see that you're I don't even know. I

2:05:22need to take a step back from my life

2:05:23and and think a little bit. Like, can

2:05:25you actually shut up, bro?

2:06:10Dr. Mustache, if you don't duel me, IGN

2:06:12Q blasts.

2:06:35Last chance. Look at the trapping short.

2:06:37>> Bro, I'm not going to lie. You're

2:06:39holding W while he's holding S and

2:06:41anchor it. Like, don't let him anchor

2:06:43you.

2:06:56Nice, nice, nice, nice. Very good.

2:07:00>> Thank you. Thank you. That if that dude

2:07:02donates one more time saying last chance

2:07:04the chat short, but you have 36 views. I

2:07:06don't want to be mean,

2:07:07>> yo. Nah, bro. Come on.

2:07:09>> But jeez. Like, what? What? Why do you

2:07:11want me to watch it so badly? Yo.

2:07:16Is that mean

2:07:16>> the mustache changed you?

2:07:18>> No, he does that first.

2:07:29Someone commented on his short came from

2:07:31the live.

2:07:34This might he went up 40 views, but this

2:07:36might actually be the met.

2:07:46What I do, bro? I am just saying y

2:07:48online too much.

2:07:50Dude, this guy like just

2:08:02yo dash. Tell Dr. mustache to look as if

2:08:05he's short.

2:08:20>> Nice, nice, nice.

2:08:24>> No,

2:08:28wait. You want to throw one pearl and

2:08:30then elytra out.

2:08:33Yo,

2:08:34>> that gets me so mad when that happens.

2:08:37That's not a vanilla thing, bro. When is

2:08:38that bug going to be

2:08:39>> goes away?

2:08:40>> Yes.

2:08:43One time and I die.

2:08:47Oh my god, he's on tele.

2:08:50Chill, chill, chill.

2:08:54Well, this is a dangerous situation.

2:09:00>> Nice, bro.

2:09:09I am going into death. Look at it.

2:09:21Coconut spouting whale spouting whale

2:09:23spouting whale. Spouting whale spouting

2:09:25whale spouting whale spouting whale

2:09:26smile with horn smile with horn smile

2:09:29with horn smile with horn smile with

2:09:31horn smile with horn smile with horn

2:09:34smile with horns brick brick brick brick

2:09:36brick brick wave wave wave wave ring

2:09:38planet ringed planet ring planet ring

2:09:40planet ringed planet scissors scissors

2:09:42scissors scissors scissor spouting whale

2:09:44spouting whale spouting whale spouting

2:09:46whale spouting whale spouting whale

2:09:48spouting whale

2:10:03He's reging.

2:10:04>> Imagine donating to a wealthy little guy

2:10:06like Donut.

2:10:07>> Yeah, but he needs to regrone.

2:10:17We all love you so much.

2:10:27He's bigger again.

2:10:32He dropped it. He dropped it.

2:10:41You guys are about to fall for like this

2:10:42little ledge.

2:10:46Oh my god. Like what am I Why am I

2:10:48losing to this guy? Like I'm losing my

2:10:50fights. I

2:10:51>> you quickly

2:10:53>> you've proated.

2:10:57>> Yod donut never give up or the best

2:10:59crystal PvP er

2:11:14Oh my god. He doesn't know how to read

2:11:16here. Yo,

2:11:18he's trying to pick up the armor.

2:11:41I just got a 3minut ad.

2:11:46>> Yeah,

2:11:54>> he's lagging. He's lagging. Kill him.

2:11:55Kill him. Kill him.

2:11:57>> Yes.

2:11:57>> Hang in there, donut.

2:11:59>> Oh my god.

2:12:01Oh my gosh.

2:12:05>> Let me just queue normally.

2:12:06>> Ask Dash if it's good, then you'll

2:12:08watch.

2:12:09>> Yo, Blaze, stop donating. I'm not

2:12:11watching your trash short, bro. Did you

2:12:13watch it, Dash?

2:12:15>> Yeah. Yeah.

2:12:16>> Is it good?

2:12:18>> Nah.

2:12:20>> Yo, bro. I'm not watching your short.

2:12:21Please stop. I don't want you to waste

2:12:22any more money.

2:12:25>> Yo, keep left. He said he's not fighting

2:12:27you, bro.

2:12:36You're fighting another hyper.

2:12:40Very unfortunate.

2:13:03Yo, when you see someone digging, don't

2:13:05like hold W at them. Block up like block

2:13:08up.

2:13:09>> Grin grin. Tears of joy rolling on the

2:13:11floor laughing. Open mouth smile. Open

2:13:13mouth smile. Open mouth smile. Cold

2:13:15sweat smile. Open mouth smile.

2:13:17>> Jump while you're jumping in the hole.

2:13:19And then wait.

2:13:19>> Say that again.

2:13:21I'll tell you later. I'll

2:13:23>> already delayed. I am down $200.

2:13:26This guy, this guy's down to $200 trying

2:13:28to get me to watch his short.

2:13:31>> Who else brick right now? Spouting

2:13:33whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:34whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:36whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:37whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:38whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:40whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:41whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:43whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:44whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:46whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:13:47whales.

2:13:48>> Nice.

2:13:48>> What the heck?

2:13:55This is why Perfect likes my T1 or a U

2:13:57better duel.

2:14:14>> This guy can't Oh my gosh.

2:14:15>> Yeah, he has really bad

2:14:16>> Look at my Tik Tok story after this.

2:14:18That was it. Yo yo um uh add KB2.

2:14:22>> Okay. Okay.

2:14:24B bet. You sure?

2:14:26>> Yes, bro. Yeah. Yeah,

2:14:27>> bro. I don't know.

2:14:29>> Can I do you while I'm banned?

2:14:31>> Yeah. Yeah,

2:14:31>> bro. I can't. Wait, this pair's not Oh,

2:14:34you're not accepting duels for me. Yo.

2:14:36Yo, do me real quick.

2:14:37>> Okay, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Let me

2:14:38Wait, wait.

2:14:41Donated saying look at my Tik Tok story.

2:14:49Perfect. Pause your Tik Tok.

2:14:50>> Yeah. Yeah.

2:14:52>> Nice. Nice.

2:14:52>> Let me see your Tik Tok.

2:14:54>> Hey, Dr. Donut, don't listen to the

2:14:55haters. You're great. Keep going. I'm

2:14:57currently not going good with health. I

2:14:58love your server and I would do anything

2:15:00for you to pay me $1 on donut.

2:15:03>> Sparky 22,292.

2:15:05Thank you. We're the best. Don't let

2:15:07people bring you down.

2:15:09>> Team drain.

2:15:10>> Baby.

2:15:12>> Baby. What? Baby,

2:15:16why are you

2:15:22>> yo, I got a question. Are you still

2:15:23family friendly?

2:15:25>> Am I still what? Family friendly? I

2:15:27never was family friendly.

2:15:29>> Oh,

2:15:32so you think you're Ferris?

2:15:34>> What? I think I'm Ferris. Baby, why are

2:15:37you meowing on your Tik Tok story for

2:15:39me?

2:15:45>> Was that Beijing?

2:15:49>> Baby, can you send me that that picture,

2:15:52please? So, you wouldn't be alone. Oh,

2:15:54thank you. Wait, I should

2:15:56>> Why did you decide to get a beard?

2:15:58>> Yeah. Yeah.

2:16:00>> You think about saving the mustache or

2:16:02No,

2:16:03>> no, I don't think so. Why? Wait, why

2:16:06not, bro?

2:16:07>> Cuz I think it looks good. What do you

2:16:08think?

2:16:09>> You think it looks good or do you think

2:16:11perfect looks good?

2:16:13>> Both.

2:16:15>> Huh?

2:16:16>> I think the duel, by the way.

2:16:18>> I don't see it. What?

2:16:21>> Oh, we have to friend each other.

2:16:26>> Okay, I did you.

2:16:27>> All right, added you.

2:16:31>> Oh my god, now it's glitched. Hold on.

2:16:34Let me send you it.

2:16:37The heck.

2:16:42Experimental ping reduction.

2:16:44>> Oh yeah. Put that on. Put that on. By

2:16:47the way, I I fought like someone from

2:16:48Sweden like in EU and it felt like it it

2:16:50it just like feels like zero ping and it

2:16:52works perfectly.

2:16:52>> Bro, I'm not going to lie, bro. Last

2:16:53time you are banned. You can only do

2:16:57other banned players or mutual friends.

2:16:58We're literally friends.

2:17:00>> Let me leave you and join me back.

2:17:05Okay, it's glitched. I can't I can't

2:17:06select it right now.

2:17:08>> Oh, wait. Got it.

2:17:11>> Dr. Donut, do you have any advice on

2:17:14starting a YT?

2:17:18>> I'm just going to show you the P letter.

2:17:20>> Okay.

2:17:21>> Can you hear my keyboard?

2:17:23>> Nope.

2:17:24>> Okay, good, good, good, good.

2:17:36You next that

2:17:38>> I can't hear you.

2:17:42>> When will you play donut SMP?

2:17:49>> You pickaxe that much.

2:17:51>> Nah, low key. I'm I'm like ODing it

2:17:53right now. I don't know why.

2:18:01I get T1 overall and you can't go out.

2:18:04So,

2:18:18>> Dr. Donut, will you one v one Rexo_DB

2:18:21next?

2:18:32Yo, do you not have thorns?

2:18:35>> Do I not?

2:18:36>> Wait, what? You don't have thorns?

2:18:38>> Hit me. Hit me.

2:18:40>> What? No.

2:18:45>> Hold on. REMATCH. WHY DON'T I HAVE

2:18:47THORNS?

2:18:49>> WAIT, check your check your kit. Do you

2:18:50have thorns? Cuz I think I think we

2:18:53might have both kit per.

2:18:54>> I just checked my armor.

2:18:56No, I don't have thorns in my kit.

2:18:59>> Bro, no wonder,

2:19:04>> bro.

2:19:04>> You would be better

2:19:07blast.

2:19:09>> I'm down. But don't would uh make a big

2:19:12difference.

2:19:15You got You got to put the armor in your

2:19:16inventory.

2:19:17>> Yeah. Yeah, I am. I am.

2:19:21Stop. Ignore me, Dr. Donut. You have any

2:19:24advice on YT.

2:19:26>> All right. All right. I'm a noodle

2:19:29first to one. Um, yo, if that's actually

2:19:32the real Q blast, stop donating to me,

2:19:34bro. I'm not fighting you. And then to

2:19:35the other guy who's saying, "Stop

2:19:36ignoring me. Do you have any advice on

2:19:37YouTube?" I don't know, bro. I don't

2:19:38really have infinite advice. I just just

2:19:41I don't know. Try your best, bro. Work a

2:19:44lot of hours. I'm not There's a million

2:19:46things I can tell you.

2:20:15I like how donut just straight airs the

2:20:17dono monitor.

2:20:23I am rich enough to keep donating. Why

2:20:25not duel me,

2:20:34bro?

2:20:35>> Yeah, cuz I'm not actually trying.

2:20:36>> How do I buy shards?

2:20:38>> Do it again, bro.

2:20:39>> Duel again. But I'll actually try. If I

2:20:40lose, then Oh, I can't even send you

2:20:41duel cuz it's glitched.

2:20:42>> I'll send it. I'll send it.

2:20:44>> I'm rich enough to keep donating. Why

2:20:46not duel me? Yo, bro. I already told

2:20:49you.

2:21:08Yo, am I crazy? I just thought about

2:21:09this, bro. Why does perfect look

2:21:12different in every

2:21:45No.

2:21:46>> You want to go again?

2:21:47>> You didn't tell me. Just duel me. Ign.

2:21:57>> It's sad to see donuts get brutally two

2:21:59to zero.

2:22:02Am

2:22:02>> I getting brutally too?

2:22:17What?

2:22:19>> Anything yourself follow those anchors.

2:22:21Nice, bro.

2:22:22>> Oh, wow. Bubba, when you do it, bro.

2:22:37Hey,

2:23:24Donut stop getting farmed pls. Bro, I

2:23:27don't want to end it off like this.

2:23:30Bro,

2:23:37>> bro, soon you'll realize, bro, that

2:23:41>> you're good.

2:23:42>> Yeah, exactly.

2:23:44>> All right, bro.

2:23:47>> Like, I could have killed you right

2:23:48there. You know that? Like, I let you

2:23:50live.

2:23:50>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's cuz I'm not

2:23:51trying, bro.

2:23:52>> Hi, don't let me big fan. Spouting

2:23:53whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:23:55whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:23:56whales. Spouting whales. Spouting

2:23:58whales. Spouting whales. Spouting whale.

2:24:00Spouting whale. Spouting whale. Spouting

2:24:01whale. Spouting whale. Spouting whale.

2:24:03Spouting whale. Spouting whale. Spouting

2:24:05whales. Spouting whale. Spouting whale.

2:24:07Spouting whale. Spouting whale. Spouting

2:24:09whale. Spouting whale.

2:24:10>> Is there anything or not?

2:24:12>> No. No. Just about to queue again.

2:24:14>> I got I got thorns and I got knock back

2:24:16too.

2:24:18I'm fighting a bed player. Nice.

2:24:21For some reason players don't.

2:24:23>> Donut. Why are you running this as bad

2:24:24content?

2:24:25>> Donut. Why are you running this as bad

2:24:27content? I'm getting really mad with

2:24:28these nations. Like, what are you guys

2:24:29talking about?

2:24:31>> Yo, you're fighting a bedrock low tier

2:24:332, bro.

2:24:36>> How good is this guy,

2:24:38>> bro? I don't know, bro. I've seen some

2:24:41pretty good Bedrock players. I'm not

2:24:42going to lie.

2:24:44>> Bro, if you lose to a bedrock, I don't

2:24:47know, man. Bro, sewer moose.

2:24:52>> No, I'm not.

2:24:58Dr. Donut, if Dream told you to shave,

2:25:00would you do it? You

2:25:02>> sure?

2:25:02>> No, bro. What the heck is that?

2:25:09Also, yes. I'm not going to lo I'm not

2:25:11even going to lose one round to better

2:25:12our player. Y'all can clip it and ship

2:25:13it as much as you want. If I do,

2:25:17>> you want to see this clip I hit on

2:25:18Craig? What? MC PvP.

2:25:21>> What?

2:25:22>> You want to see this MCPVP clip? Sure.

2:25:28>> All right. Bet. I'm forwarding it to you

2:25:29or watch it like when you're done with

2:25:31your fight.

2:25:32>> Don't want to watch the m

2:25:33>> All right.

2:25:35>> It's going to get like

2:25:43>> All right. I'm actually locked in.

2:25:45>> Why are you always eating, bro?

2:25:47>> I'm What are you talking about? I'm not.

2:25:49>> No. Every day you've been eating on like

2:25:52something like like

2:25:54>> pay me.

2:25:55>> Bro, I stream for a long time. You think

2:25:56I'm just not going to eat the whole

2:25:57time?

2:25:58>> You've been streaming for 2 hours?

2:26:00>> Yeah. You don't eat like every two

2:26:02hours?

2:26:03>> No, it's okay not. And not like you're

2:26:05not even eating food. You're just eating

2:26:06like chips, bro.

2:26:10>> Bro, it's okay. Eat chips sometimes.

2:26:13>> What am I looking at? Where am I?

2:26:16All right, I'm finding better art

2:26:17player.

2:26:19Oh my god.

2:26:22>> What do you mean? Oh my god. He did

2:26:23nothing.

2:26:24>> He's a bedrock player and he's going

2:26:25crazy already.

2:26:28>> Putin appetite open mouth smile.

2:26:36>> Donut is hyping himself just to lose to

2:26:39this life. Cool.

2:26:46I know how you're feeling, bro.

2:26:49You never touch your to me. You don't

2:26:50want to lose that.

2:27:15Why is he not

2:27:18yo I'm playing so weird right now.

2:27:43What is this guy doing? Oh my.

2:27:47>> Wait, are items allowed on the

2:27:51>> mod?

2:27:53No, the mod where it like when you have

2:27:54a totem on the floor like it's like a

2:27:57big like

2:27:58>> I know what you're talking about.

2:28:07>> You're up in

2:28:09>> donut running from the bedrock.

2:28:15Like, oh my

2:28:18Oh my god.

2:28:23This guy doesn't have a life. Take that.

2:28:26>> He's

2:28:27over here, too.

2:28:30>> Okay.

2:28:31>> Wait, where is he?

2:28:32>> He's uh in the cave still or in the

2:28:34hole. Oh, he's in Lyra.

2:29:07Why donut? I am a member.

2:29:15>> Nice.

2:29:16That's that KB2 work right there. Keep

2:29:18him on that leg.

2:29:21>> Where'd he go? Also, yo, thank you for

2:29:23becoming a member, bro.

2:29:38Heat. Heat.

2:30:18Oh my

2:30:20god.

2:30:31No loot.

2:30:33No loot cuz I can go out of break. Stuck

2:30:36in the back. What the

2:30:39>> Did he insta mine?

2:30:41>> What the heck?

2:30:43>> What happened? Did he just insta mine

2:30:44everything?

2:30:44>> Yes, he just instro. That's probably

2:30:46why.

2:30:48>> Yo,

2:30:50>> donut plssp

2:30:52to me base on

2:30:54crazy, bro.

2:30:59probably

2:31:00>> made a Tik Tok for Dash to understand.

2:31:03>> Maybe

2:31:05>> made a Tik Tok for Dash to understand.

2:31:07Wait, baby, you just made a Tik Tok.

2:31:10>> Oh, nice.

2:31:38I appreciate the bits

2:31:52at Dr. Donut. Hello drive of donuts. I

2:31:55was wondering if you could upload via

2:31:57footage.

2:32:00>> Oh my, I JUST DIED TO A BEDROCK.

2:32:03>> I THINK IT'S about time you cosplay as

2:32:05cat and start meowing. The whole

2:32:06mustache thing can work with the

2:32:08cosplay. Really good. Thumbs up medium

2:32:10light skin tone.

2:32:11>> What the heck? No. Dash.

2:32:15>> What? Why did I just lose to a bedrock?

2:32:18Like I'm smoking him the whole time.

2:32:22Not going to lie, bro. I knew that was

2:32:23going to happen. No, you

2:32:26>> No. No.

2:32:29Honest to God. I was going to say like

2:32:31like you're going to do all this just

2:32:33for me to die like like like I wasn't

2:32:36going to say at that exact moment.

2:32:39I had like the top. I was like I was

2:32:40going to say it, bro.

2:32:44>> Jeez, bro.

2:32:46That is so annoying. Oh my god. God, I

2:32:49just lost it. Better clear.

2:32:53>> One said

2:33:15in the

2:33:15>> Oh, HE GOT IN. OH, EASY. You suck, bro.

2:33:20Oh my gosh.

2:33:21>> Look at the crate clip.

2:33:23>> Look at the Oh, look at the clip you

2:33:24sent me.

2:33:25>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me know what you

2:33:26think.

2:33:28>> Okay, hold on. It's loading. Your clips

2:33:30take forever to load, by the way. I

2:33:31don't know why.

2:33:31>> Uh, it's not my clips. It's just

2:33:33Discord.

2:33:35>> Oh, okay. Hold on.

2:33:41>> Wait, baby. Did chat did perfect make a

2:33:43Tik Tok?

2:33:47Okay. What is this?

2:33:51Whose clip is this? Oh, yours.

2:33:53>> This is your clip, bro. Your clips are

2:33:55so high quality. I can't even load them.

2:33:59>> Yo, wait, wait. I have an idea. I have

2:34:00an idea. Please for it to not chop. Skip

2:34:03like one second. It is worth it, man.

2:34:08>> Yo, I don't understand how your gameplay

2:34:10looks so slow.

2:34:13Oh.

2:34:15Oh, now it's lagging.

2:34:18Uh oh. You're another story. Okay. Okay.

2:34:19Okay.

2:34:31Wait, how many times have you fought him

2:34:33and lost though?

2:34:35>> Uh, I'm up in score.

2:34:40>> Think I would lose the credit,

2:34:42>> bro.

2:34:42>> Just double checking. Did you upload the

2:34:44footage?

2:34:51All right, let's see the uh the perfect

2:34:52Tik Tok.

2:34:58>> Show us your hidden.

2:35:02>> Was that Beijing?

2:35:03>> Why am I here now?

2:35:05>> I'm practice.

2:35:15>> Oh my god, baby. Oh.

2:35:22Yo, you good, bro?

2:35:23>> Yeah. No, I'm good. Viv, send me that

2:35:25video, too.

2:35:29>> All right. Oh, I'm no longer going to

2:35:32get demoted in Crystal.

2:35:33>> Nice. Nice.

2:35:34>> All right. Wait, Dash, thank you for the

2:35:35advice, bro.

2:35:36>> You're done.

2:35:37>> No, I'm going play again, but I I don't

2:35:38want you in the call.

2:35:40>> What the All right. All right. All

2:35:41right.

2:35:42>> All right. All right. I'll see you, bro.

2:35:44Yeah.

2:35:49Did you see my last two messages? Yes. I

2:35:51Well, AJ, I saw Yes. Yes, I just

2:35:53uploaded the footage. Yes, AJ. Um,

2:35:56okay. Let me lock in. Oh, I just got

2:35:58another match. Wait, guys. I'm not doing

2:36:04Oh no.

2:36:07Oh no.

2:36:10Oh no.

2:36:12Am I cooked?

2:36:22You beat him? You think I can?

2:36:25Oh my gosh.

2:36:44Yo, this is insane. If I win this, you

2:36:46know how much I'm going up

2:36:49against default, bro.

2:36:58What's that? I need that playlist that

2:36:59AJ has sent me.

2:37:05Oh my gosh. AJ, how much did you DM me?

2:37:19Okay.

2:37:20>> Hey, don't chat. Can you pay me like 100

2:37:22m to 500 m beach? I am broke. Please,

2:37:25please, please. Chicken man 1756.

2:37:35No, put it back on. You You like that

2:37:37playlist, chat?

2:37:40I need to lock in though.

2:37:58Heat. Heat.

2:38:48Oh my gosh, I went around. I'm

2:38:51surprised.

2:39:17>> Dr. Donut, are you going to play bedrock

2:39:19someday?

2:39:21I'm going to play Bedrock someday.

2:39:24I mean, maybe

2:39:42Heat. Heat.

2:40:24How many IRL dollars does pearl cost?

2:40:29That's irrelevant.

2:41:02Oh my gosh.

2:41:44pump.

2:41:47Okay.

2:42:30Oh my gosh, that brought me up so much.

2:42:33Okay, GG's. GG's. Oh my gosh. Wait, the

2:42:37knock back too and the thorns might have

2:42:40actually been all that I've been

2:42:42missing. You look to good, man. To good

2:42:44at crystal PvP, brother. Heart hands.

2:42:47Whenever I watch you, I get happy every

2:42:49time, brother.

2:42:50>> Oh, wow. Thank you, bro.

2:42:53Oh my gosh. I can't believe I just won

2:42:55that. That's insane.

2:42:59That is insane.

2:43:02I'm gonna play again. I'm gonna play

2:43:03again. Wait, now I'm going to be

2:43:05fighting good people only. I feel like

2:43:08put the put put on the playlist.

2:43:12Okay, let's see.

2:43:19>> You need to move faster than that. Speed

2:43:22is life.

2:43:24>> Oh, should I do gladiator? Oh, yeah.

2:43:26Yeah. Yeah. We're doing gladiator.

2:43:27Everybody join.

2:43:32>> How many IRL dollars does your pearl

2:43:34cost? I think he's standing at the same

2:43:36time.

2:43:45All right, 1v5.

2:43:47You're only doing five. That's the most

2:43:48I can do. I haven't beaten five yet.

2:44:14Brother, we need entertainment. TV is

2:44:17not entertaining at all. SMP way better.

2:44:49Heat. Heat.

2:44:59Heat. Heat.

2:45:20Heat.

2:45:38Heat.

2:45:51Latina

2:46:10heat.

2:46:14What are you guys spamming?

2:46:17What are you guys spamming?

2:46:21Hey, it seems like a little bit of

2:46:22leftover chocolate milk from your top

2:46:24lip from earlier. Just letting you know.

2:46:26What are you guys talking about?

2:46:32Did I already kill this guy?

2:46:40Oh, no. I need those boots.

2:47:10Never put this type of music again.

2:47:36What are you guys?

2:47:57Yo guys, you don't have to spam that on

2:47:58Twitch anymore.

2:48:02How many people are left in this in this

2:48:051v5?

2:48:24Oh my insane. I think it's one hell

2:48:26left.

2:49:15Where's the guy going?

2:49:18It's a 1 v one.

2:49:35You made it.

2:50:20Yo, what are you

2:50:23What are you guys spamming?

2:50:48White people say in Chhatty perfect

2:50:50broke up hollow red circle.

2:51:11Oh my god. But this person really just

2:51:14waited till the very last second to just

2:51:17stall out a 1 v one. I guess this fair's

2:51:19going to win.

2:52:11Bro, I had a fleck of a speck of dust on

2:52:14my screen and I thought it was

2:52:17thought it was this guy.

2:52:22Yo, Chocolate Milkman, play don't SMP.

2:52:27I'm about to not play Don SMB just cuz

2:52:29you said that.

2:52:38You can't be serious.

2:52:41All that. All that just for that. No,

2:52:43that just pissed me off so bad.

2:52:58Stop with the PVP for today. Please.

2:53:00Hollow red circle. Hollow red circle.

2:53:02Hollow red circle. Hollow red circle.

2:53:04Hollow red circle. Hollow red circle.

2:53:07Hollow red circle. Hollow red circle.

2:53:44I just give up.

2:53:47You guys win.

2:53:51Why am I about Now I'm about to get

2:53:52demoted. Now I'm about to get demoted

2:53:53because of that. Just that stupid thing

2:53:55right there. Nice, bro.

2:54:01You suck. Get a job.

2:54:04Please stop PvP for today. All right.

2:54:07Well,

2:54:11now you guys are right. All right. I'll

2:54:13see you all. Whoops. Didn't mean to

2:54:14click that. All right. I'll see youall

2:54:15tomorrow then.

2:54:18Thank you for watching.

2:54:21>> You should retire from PvP by now. Hol

2:54:24red circle. Hollow. Red circle hollow

2:54:26red circle hollow red circle hollow red

2:54:29circle hollow red circle hollow red

2:54:31circle hollow red circle

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