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0:08Anca, your Chinese zodiac is the rat, right?
0:10Yes. Sewer rat.
0:12Yes, whatever.
0:14What's a favorite thing for the rat zodiac?
0:17The favorite things are...
0:19A broom,
0:20dust pan,
0:23bucket...
0:27I see.
0:28I have trouble getting a gift for my crush, Ajeng.
0:33Until now,
0:34I don't know what to get her.
0:39You guys at the back make some noise!
0:44I'm finding a new outfit style,
0:47for my band, The Pembantus (The Housekeepers).
0:49But it's hard getting a good one.
0:58Good morning, America!
1:04Dov, if a girl lives in Kebayoran Baru,
1:07what's a good gift for her?
1:09That's irrelevant, Mik.
1:13Still looking for a gift for Ajeng?
1:16Get a proper one.
1:18Don't be like that time you got a gift for Sabrina.
1:21Happy birthday!
1:23Thank you, Miko, you're so kind.
1:26That's your gift.
1:27A rare Acapulco black rose, protected by the state and there's only one left.
1:32I plucked it yesterday in Kebun Raya Bogor.
1:34If this is the only one left, why did you pluck it?
1:42Good thing you weren't in jail for long.
1:46Here, let me help you find the perfect gift for your crush.
1:50Really?
1:52Really really.
1:53There's this beautiful proverb I learned when I was studying in Greece.
1:59It means help the stupid people.
2:01So here's the plan. You listening?
2:04You tell Ajeng, that I, your brother, wants to meet her for my thesis.
2:12Because I have to do research on pretty girls.
2:17Got it?
2:18I got it. Got it.
2:19Now, I'm gonna ask her questions
2:22about her favorite stuff or gifts.
2:25I'll tell you what it is through the phone.
2:30You buy the gift,
2:31and later that night,
2:32you give her a surprise.
2:34Got it?
2:35Got it.
2:37Now go call her.
2:44Hello, Ajeng?
2:46Can you do me a favor?
2:58Are you Dovi?
3:00Yes.
3:01Hello.
3:02Ajeng, right?
3:03Yes, it's Ajeng.
3:06So what's up?
3:07Let's just start, okay?
3:08Yeah, Miko told me that you need help for an interview for your thesis.
3:13Yep, that's true.
3:14What's the title of your thesis?
3:16The title?
3:19The relation of pretty girls...
3:24with... bags...
3:26and the thermodynamics of...
3:29plant cells...
3:32towards the development of...
3:36female tapir fetuses.
3:39Okay...
3:41What's your major?
3:43Law.
3:46Hang on a sec.
3:49How annoying.
3:51Sorry, sorry.
3:53So what's next?
3:54Let's just start with the research.
3:57Okay, Ajeng. What is one thing that you're really craving for right now?
4:02Uhm...
4:03Clothes.
4:04Clothes from what kind of boutique?
4:08From the Cinta boutique in Kemang.
4:11What's the matter?
4:14Nothing.
4:16I have to go to the restroom.
4:22Okay, Cinta boutique in Kemang.
4:24And, the color of the outfit? What else?
4:27Relax, I'll get the details from her later.
4:30Okay, fine. I'm going to the boutique now.
4:35You're going to a boutique?
4:36Yes.
4:38Can I tag along?
4:40No, just stay at home. What's wrong?
4:43Take me with you.
4:44No, you're not coming if you're like this.
4:47Take me with you.
4:47No. Take me with you.
4:48No.
4:48I'll bite you.
4:50Ca! You're not coming!
4:59Are there any more questions?
5:01Yeah, actually I wanna ask about--
5:03Sorry, sorry.
5:05Ugh, this is so annoying.
5:09Yes?
5:10Well, I'm very interested with the clothing in Cinta boutique that you said you liked,
5:15what color is the piece?
5:18It's a pink short dress, but it has some white accents on the sleeves.
5:23Why? What's the matter?
5:25Nothing.
5:34Ca, find a pink short dress with some white accents on the sleeves.
5:38Yessir.
5:46Excuse me, do you have a size S for this dress?
5:49S?
5:50Yes.
5:50Hold on a minute.
5:55Ca, why are you finding a dress for her?
6:00Sorry. Housekeeper instinct.
6:06How long is the interview?
6:08We're almost done.
6:10Okay.
6:13Why does my ex keep calling me?
6:17Here, let me tell you how to face an annoying ex.
6:23How?
6:24You pick up the phone,
6:26you listen to what he says,
6:28and then you say "don't call me again".
6:31Is that so?
6:32Yes.
6:33There's another proverb that I learned in Greece.
6:40It means help people to stay away from their exes.
6:43Just this one, please.
6:47Okay, it's 100 thousand rupiahs. Is the size correct?
6:50I think it is.
6:52You can't return it if it doesn't fit.
6:55Well, she's about your size.
6:59About my size?
7:00Yes, but she's way slimmer.
7:03I see.
7:04And,
7:06she's way prettier
7:08and her face is healthier.
7:12I see.
7:13The total is 250 thousand rupiah.
7:17But you just said--
7:18Two hundred and fifty thousand rupiah.
7:25Pick it up!
7:29Hello?
7:30Hello, Ajeng?
7:31Yes, what's up?
7:32I just wanna ask, is there something you want right now?
7:35Yes. A short dress from the Cinta boutique in Kemang.
7:39It's pink with white accents on the sleeves.
7:42Please don't call me again.
7:47Done!
7:48Was that relieving?
7:50Yes!
7:53Ca! I'm done, let's go.
7:56You can go ahead to the car.
8:00That one is not bad.
8:02Looks like a rocker.
8:05Like a rocker?
8:06Yeah!
8:14Tonight,
8:15I'm gonna surprise Ajeng with the gift I bought for her earlier.
8:19She must be really happy.
8:32Who are you?
8:34I'm...
8:35Ajeng's crush, I'm about to surprise her. Who are you?
8:38I'm her ex. I'm giving her a surprise, too.
8:41What's that you got?
8:55[sings] The prettiest girl in the neighborhood...
9:06Finally, we've found them.
9:12The next new star.
9:16Their style is cool
9:19and the most important thing
9:22is the song.
9:27It's so touching. [sobs]
9:30There, there, Sir.