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0:03[bell]

0:10Let's go.

0:14One moment.

0:16What a dream.

0:20Let's go. Algeria, Argentina, Australia,

0:24Austria, Belgium, Bosnia, Brazil,

0:27Canada, Cape, Ferg, Colombia, [music]

0:30Croia, Czech, Republic, Brael, Congo,

0:35Ecuador, Egypt, England, France,

0:38Germany, Ghana, Haiti, [music] Iran,

0:41Iraq, Japan, Jordan, Mexico, Morocco,

0:46Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway,

0:48Panama, Paraguay, Portuguese,

0:51Saudi Arabia, Sagal, Scotland, South

0:54Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden,

0:58Switzerland, Suzia, Turkey, USA,

1:01Beckistan, Urugate, Ivory, Coast.

1:06Let's play football.

1:10[music]

1:15>> [music]

1:19>> the world.

1:20>> Let's go.

1:23This [music] is the world. Put your

1:26flags up in the air. Let's go.

1:29[music] Put your flags up cuz this is

1:31the world. Put your flags up in the air.

1:35Put your hands up in the air. Put your

1:37[music] flags up. Now, let's go. Let's

1:40fight. We are tonight.

1:43break. That's right. That's right.

1:46[music] We go where we go. We live for

1:49this moment. We don't [music]

1:52we

2:00[music]

2:09>> [music]

2:14[music]

2:18>> Let's go

2:21[music]

2:25to the end. We got a dream and we dream

2:27[music] till we win. Give me the cup of

2:29the championship. I'm bringing it back

2:31to the crib.

2:33[music]

2:34Everybody

2:38[music]

2:43[music]

2:44that's right

2:47[music] where we go where we live.

2:53[music]

3:00[music]

3:04Hey, let's go.

3:06Let's go. [music]

3:12[music]

3:17[music]

3:21Let's go. [music]

3:24This is the world. Put [music] your

3:27flags up in the air. Put your hands up

3:29in the air. Put your flags up. Cuz this

3:32[music] is the world. Put your hands up

3:35in the air. Put your hands up in the

3:37air. Put your hands up. [music]

3:432026 baby. [music]

3:49[music]

3:57[music]

4:01Step. I step with my left. I step with

4:04my right. [music] I pump my chest. I

4:07focus my mind. I take a breath and wait

4:11for the rest. Ah.

4:15This [music] is the World Cup. Put your

4:16hands up in the air. This is the World

4:19Cup. Put [music] your flags up in the

4:21air. This is the World Cup. Everybody

4:24from the chair. You can't stand up. You

4:26can't stand up. You ain't got no fear.

4:28Heat. [music]

4:33[music]

4:37Heat.

4:42[music]

4:47>> [music]

4:54[music]

5:05>> I don't never slow up. No, I don't take

5:07[music] I got no love for the

5:09fakess. [singing] If you want to play t

5:11and want to hate this, I'll always show

5:13up. [music] I don't never slow up. No, I

5:16don't take I got no love for the

5:20If [music] you want to play tough and

5:21want to hate this, I'll always show up

5:24and make a statement. I don't never slow

5:26up. No, I don't take I got no love

5:29for the fake. If you want [music] to

5:30play tough and want to hate this, I'll

5:33always show up and make a statement.

5:35Everything I do so instinctive and so

5:37[music] passionate. Every word I move so

5:39descriptive like an adjective. I got a

5:40vendetta against people who patent it.

5:42Being [music and singing] negative when

5:44you should be getting after it.

5:46I got facts over facts over [music]

5:48tracks. This and that. Spitting slow,

5:49spitting fast like a roast like a gas.

5:51Think I'm [singing] okay at last. But I

5:53don't know if that can erase all the

5:54past and the pettiness, [music] a

5:56reflection of the emptiness. Hilarious.

5:58You think you're worth my time. You're

5:59delirious, mysterious, because you are

6:01behind a fake exterior. [music]

6:03Inferior. You know I'll always be a bit

6:04superior. Get off of me. This ain't no

6:07humble brag. I want you to hear [music]

6:08words. You can say them back. I want you

6:10to feel free from the chains that last

6:12and to believe in what you got. It was

6:14built to last. Yeah.

6:17Now that I've been put [music] through

6:18hell, I never got anyone's help. I had

6:22to do it all myself.

6:25I don't never [snorts and music] slow

6:26up. No, I don't take I got no love

6:29for the fake. If [music] you want to

6:31play tough and want to hate this, I'll

6:33always show up and make a statement. I

6:36don't never slow up. No, I don't take

6:38I got no love for the fness. If

6:41you want [music] to play tough and want

6:42to hate this, I'll always show up and

6:45make a statement. [music] Want to learn

6:46the consequence of being incompetent.

6:48Mental health is confidence. Dreams and

6:50some modestness. I'm not here to save

6:51[music] the day. That's for you to take

6:53away. I could play a million [singing]

6:54mind games, but instead of say something

6:56illogical, something that is topical.

6:58[music] Rub it on and watch you go. Make

7:00yourself unstoppable. Things are

7:01irresponsible, but they're always

7:03possible. If you just believe, you could

7:05be so remarkable. Thoughts [music] in my

7:06head, a collage and they spread. I'll be

7:08great one day. Going off of my meds.

7:10[music] No, I'm not giving up. No, I'm

7:12not giving in. I will make it to the

7:14top. Taking off in the wind. I got to

7:16make it. I'm saving [music] every day to

7:18taste it. I'm patient with my mind. It

7:20can hardly take it. I'm chasing a dream

7:22[music] that I for several ages of

7:24bacon. Modern kingdom couldn't take it.

7:27Now that I've been put [music] through,

7:30I never got anyone's help. I had to do

7:33it all myself.

7:36I don't never [music] slow up. No, I

7:38don't take I got no love for the

7:41babies. If [music] you want to play

7:42tough and want to hate this, I'll always

7:44show up and make a statement. I don't

7:47never slow up. No, I don't take I

7:49got no love for the f. If you want to

7:52[music] play tough and want to hate

7:54this, I'll always show up and make a

7:56statement. I don't ever slow up. [music]

7:58No, I don't take I got no love for

8:01the fake. If you want to play [music]

8:02tough and want to hate this, I'll always

8:05show up.

8:12Guys, get ready. Okay, get ready. I I

8:15want everybody in the stream to have a

8:17chance to win a iPhone. You know what

8:20I'm saying? So, guys, please. I got a

8:23cough. I'm sick, too. Yes. Yes. Yes. So,

8:27chat, I want um I'mma do it. I'MMA DO IT

8:31ABOUT TWO TO THREE WAYS. OKAY.

8:34Um I'mma do I'mma uh I'mma cuz I know a

8:38lot of people don't have the game. I

8:39know a lot of people don't got a game.

8:41So chat I'mma uh I'mma do it on Omegle.

8:43So make sure y'all boys get on Omegle

8:45when I get on Omegle and we could and

8:47I'mma do it by the game as well. SO LIKE

8:49ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST beat me, bro.

8:51All you got to do is beat me.

8:54That's T. That's literally it, bro. So

8:56chat, if you think you confident, BRO,

8:58IF YOU T if tag, if you genuinely think

9:00you confident, if you can beat me,

9:03[snorts]

9:05just let me know, bro. Real talk, bro.

9:07Let me know, bro. Like I'm like t I'm

9:08trying to give y'all boys a chance to

9:10win iPhones, bro. But it IT'S IT'S NOT

9:14LIKE chat like it got to be an

9:17incentive. You know what I'm saying,

9:18bro? It got to be an incentive. You know

9:20what I'm saying? What game? Obviously,

9:23it's got to be games I'm good at. So I

9:25So I'mma do I'mma do FIFA. I'mma do

9:28Fortnite. And yeah, bro. T them the only

9:31games I'm confident in. I'm not gonna

9:32lie to you, bro. Like chat. And if you

9:34not good in them games, GG, bro. If you

9:37not Hey, chat. If you're not good in

9:38them games, GG, bro. GG's, bro. Roblox

9:42chat. I'm not confident in Roblox. I'm

9:44not confident, chat. The only game I'm

9:46confident in Roblox is uh Roblox Rivals,

9:49bro. That's the chat. That's the only

9:51game that I'm good uh that I'm confident

9:53at. ROBLOX RIVALS. ANYWAYS, YO, let's

9:56get into the stream, bro. Also, we got a

9:58special guest today, y'all. We got a

10:00special guest today, y'all. He want to

10:01play me in FIFA today, chat. We going to

10:03play him in FIFA chat. We going to play

10:05my man's Alexandro Ball Day today at

10:07FIFA. You feel what I'm saying? I'mma uh

10:09I'mma play him today. You feel what I'm

10:11saying? Chat, let me know, chat. Let me

10:12know where y'all want that. Let me know

10:14where y'all want that, bro. I'mma play

10:15him in FIFA. And chat, let's turn up,

10:17bro. Let's get right, bro. Everybody in

10:19the stream, hit that like button, BRO.

10:21HIT THAT SUB BUTTON. LET'S TURN UP,

10:24CHAT. LET'S GET RIGHT, BRO.

10:26[applause]

10:30NO. 27. 27, Y'ALL. 27, BRO. 27, BRO.

10:36UM, OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. WHO WANT THIS

10:39IPHONE? WHO WANT THE IPHONE? WHERE YOU

10:42FROM? [music]

10:46We

10:49like the world

10:52like

10:55[music] I said we uph.

11:01>> All right. WHAT DO Y'ALL want first

11:03though? WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT FIRST? OKAY.

11:05I got chat. Listen. What do y'all want

11:07first? Do y'all want me to give away the

11:09iPhones Omegle way, FC27 way, Fortnite

11:13way, or Roblox way?

11:17And also keep in mind that we still have

11:19to one v one Alexandro Ball Day today on

11:22FIFA. I'mma just do that when I uh get

11:24on uh FIFA first. We do got to one v one

11:25Alexander Ball Day first on FIFA. Let me

11:28Yes. I'mma do all of them. I'mma do all

11:31of them today because I know a lot of

11:32people don't got a game. I like I'mma do

11:34all ways today. [snorts] I'mma do all

11:36ways today.

11:37But which I'm going to do all of them

11:39today, but which way do y'all want? And

11:41please BE READY. BE PAYPAL READY. BE

11:44CASH APP READY. OKAY. PayPal or Cash

11:48App. Please don't. Bro, please don't.

11:51Just save me time. Please have your

11:53PayPal ready. And please have your cash

11:55app ready. Okay. All right. Please. All

11:59right. [snorts]

12:01I can't get this feeling off of me.

12:06I been tripping it up the tree. Why is

12:08it doing that, bro? H. Okay. Which one?

12:12Which one?

12:14Okay, chat. It's like it's it's a lot,

12:16bro. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

12:19Let's just run it, bro. Let's just run

12:21it, bro. Let's just run it, chat. Let's

12:23just run it, bro.

12:28Let's just run it. Let's run it. Let's

12:30run it. Let's get it. Hey, turn me up.

12:33Oh my god. I had such a bad day today,

12:35bro. I had such a terrible day today,

12:37man.

12:38>> At Leila Norris V7's donated through

12:41Super Being sick is not for the week.

12:44Seriously, bro. Like, imagine going to

12:46sleep and you can't even breathe, bro.

12:50That'd be so annoying.

12:53I can't Hold on.

12:57Hold on. Let me put this.

13:00Okay, we're good. Okay, we good. We

13:02Gucci. We stop. Let's go. Let's go.

13:05Let's go. Um, feel like I can SC27. All

13:10right. OKAY. HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT. Get

13:12ready. Turn me up. Hold on. Let me put

13:14my green screen down. [snorts]

13:17Here we go. Let's go, bro.

13:19>> Margaret Gillespie-W6BK

13:22donated 2B through Super Chat.

13:24>> I JUST CHAT. Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M AFRAID

13:26OF, CHAT? I'M afraid that none of y'all

13:28going to beat me, bro. Like, seriously,

13:31chat. Like I'm afraid none of y'all

13:32going to beat me cuz I'm like too good.

13:34Like but chat. Hey bro. Hey. But it is

13:38what it is, bro. I mean if nobody beats

13:40me, nobody beats me. But chat I'm just

13:43like too good at the No. Like I'm not

13:45even capping. I'm like I'm generally not

13:48capping.

13:49I don't think none of y'all could beat

13:50me, bro. And none of the games that I

13:52said.

13:53>> Javier L6F donated $2 through super

13:56chat.

14:00You don't have to download Omegle. Omg

14:01is a website, bro. It's literally chat.

14:04It's literally a website, bro. [snorts]

14:07>> At John Dames 333.

14:1199 through super chat.

14:13>> Hey Speed, hopefully we can go to

14:15Cambodia one day. Hopefully soon. I got

14:17my passport.

14:18>> Cambodia. You want to go to Cambodia

14:20with me, bro? You want to go C, bro? Oh

14:22my.

14:23>> Latino donated $1. speed. When's Latino

14:27X speed collab? Bro, you haven't been

14:29responding my DMS on Insta. When we

14:31collabing, tell the people that we are

14:33planning to collab. And also, give me

14:35the iPhone 18. When's the Latino collab?

14:37Brew collab right now.

14:38>> iPhone 18.

14:40>> That 18 is still alive, baby. Okay.

14:44>> H. All right. Get ready.

14:46>> Hey, Speed.

14:48Are you doing well? Just wanted to say

14:50please take care of your health and

14:52don't push yourself too hard.

14:53>> Thank you, bro. Your health is the most

14:55important thing. Keep crushing it. But

14:58seriously, don't burn yourself out.

15:00>> You're right, bro. You're right, bro.

15:02Bro, I And and and and and look, bro,

15:04you are 200, bro. You are 100% right. 99

15:08cents through super chat.

15:09>> And I fully agree with you.

15:10>> Yo, Speed, why are you ducking me on

15:12FC27?

15:13[laughter]

15:14>> YO, BRO, I want to get Oh my, I'm about

15:16to be all Yo, bro. This is Yo, this

15:18about to be so funny, bro. Latino Poppy

15:20Chun donated $1. Tell the people that we

15:23going to collab October 5th because it's

15:25my birthday anyways in October 5th. Can

15:27you DM me wishing me a happy birthday or

15:29else I will code to get you anyways get

15:32me new PC?

15:34>> All right, chat. Can y'all see me, bro?

15:35Can y'all see me? Chat, can y'all see

15:36me? This right?

15:38>> Latino Chulo donated $1. When's the

15:41Latino X speed collab brew? Or can we

15:43collab right now, bro? Low key. Can we

15:45collab right now? PL SSS and follow me

15:48back on Instagram.

15:50>> Yo bro get me. Yo bro. Yo bro. YO LATINA

15:54POY TULO. Can you relax bro?

15:56>> At fufu tv- plus-8 archive donated 10

16:01through super chat.

16:03>> Did you hear of Michael Buffer? You a

16:05peaceful man.

16:07>> Dang, dude.

16:09All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here

16:11we go. HERE WE GO. LET'S GO. LET'S SEE

16:13chat who get his iPhone, bro. Let's go,

16:15bro.

16:17Wait, chat. How do I do it, though? Do I

16:19be like, "Yo, if you make me laugh, you

16:21get iPhone." Or, "Hey, if you could do a

16:23back like chat, how do I do Omegle?" I

16:25might just do a laugh on low key. Hold

16:27on. All right. Let's do it. Oops. Tech.

16:30Y'all see me? Okay. We good. We good. We

16:33good. We good. We good. We good. We

16:35good. All right. Let's see. Let's see.

16:38Yo, bro.

16:41Okay, bro.

16:43Yo. Hello.

16:46Yo,

16:47>> this is fake.

16:48>> Is this fake?

16:49>> See, look, chat. Do I skip her? Yes or

16:51no, BRO? LIKE, CHAT. DO I YO, BRO. LIKE,

16:54DO I SKIP HER? YES OR NO? CUZ like like

16:56like listen, like I'm trying to do

16:58something very good, but like like, bro.

17:01Yes, bro. You getting skipped. You

17:02getting skipped. She Bro, she getting

17:04skipped. She getting skipped. Hello.

17:07>> Wait. Hi, Susan.

17:09>> Hello. Hello. Hello.

17:14Oh my god.

17:15>> She put she pulled out the iPad. Okay,

17:17listen,

17:18>> young lady.

17:21>> Hi. Hi.

17:22>> Hi. Hi. Hi. Yo, do you want a chance to

17:24win an iPhone?

17:27>> What?

17:28>> Do you want Do you want a chance to win

17:30a iPhone?

17:32>> No. What iPhone?

17:35>> This?

17:35>> Really? I call my boyfriend, man. I see

17:37hypers speed,

17:40>> bro.

17:40>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes,

17:42>> you do.

17:43>> Yes.

17:43>> Okay. Try to make me laugh. Oopsies.

17:48>> N chat.

17:49>> N chat. Ch. I'm skip. I'm skipping. I'm

17:51skipping. Yo, bro.

17:53D. YO, CHAT. WHAT? YO, BRO.

17:56YO, BRO. DAMN. YO, BRO.

18:00>> YO, SPEEDY, what the you doing

18:02here?

18:03>> What the you mean? Yo, bro, listen.

18:05Listen.

18:06>> Yeah.

18:06>> Do you want a chance to win an iPhone?

18:09No, I do have it, but the latest.

18:13>> You You have the new iPhone 18.

18:16>> I don't have it, but I'm going to have

18:19it this week. So,

18:21>> what lady? What?

18:23>> I'm going to have it. So, yeah.

18:27>> Bro, I'm Bro, I'm not going to lie to

18:28you, bro. I'm about to get on the game,

18:30bro. Cuz like, what? Yo, bro, what is

18:31going on with these people? Yo, bro.

18:35>> Bro,

18:36>> bro, not I. Yo, can you hear me?

18:40>> I can hear you, bro.

18:41>> Okay. Do you want a chance to win an

18:44iPhone, bro?

18:45>> Yes, of course. Of course.

18:47>> Okay. Well, look, make me laugh, bro.

18:50>> Okay.

18:54>> Um, what did uh then he skips me. What

18:59the Yo, bro.

19:01>> Yo.

19:02>> Yo, do you want a chance to win an

19:04iPhone?

19:07>> Sure. Okay, make me laugh, bro.

19:13WHAT THE F, BRO? WHAT THE WHAT IS UP

19:16WITH Y'ALL, BRO? THIS MAN, LIKE, COME

19:19ON. LIKE, I'M LIKE, BRO.

19:24YO, BRO, this is crazy. Yo, bro.

19:28>> Yo, yo, yo. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

19:29>> YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN IPHONE?

19:31>> YEAH, I WANT A CHANCE TO WIN AN IPHONE,

19:32BRO.

19:33>> OKAY. OKAY. WELL, LOOK, BRO. Make me

19:34laugh, bro.

19:36Yo yo yo yo. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

19:40Look. Look. Okay. Listen.

19:43What is

19:45>> What is 50 + 17?

19:48>> 15 + 17

19:50>> 50 + 17

19:53>> 67.

19:59Yo, come on, bro. Come on. Come on, bro.

20:01Yo, bro. Come on, BRO. COME ON. HE

20:04GETTING AN IPHONE 5, BRO. T, he might

20:06have to get a iPhone 5, bro. You got to

20:09come a little, bro. I'm not going to

20:10lie, bro. You got to be a little bit

20:11MORE LIKE, BRO, YOU GOT TO BE A little

20:14bit more like Come on, bro. Yo, hello.

20:18>> What's up? What's up?

20:20>> Yo, you want a chance to win an iPhone,

20:22bro?

20:23>> Yes.

20:24>> Okay, make me laugh, G.

20:29[clears throat]

20:54You think you think

20:57I cannot I cannot make defeat with Kanye

21:00You think like that?

21:02You think like that?

21:06Tell me.

21:08Tell me.

21:14Listen, brother. Listen.

21:18My name is Psycher, you know. My name is

21:19Psyker and everybody everybody everybody

21:23knows me, you know. Everybody knows me.

21:26>> All right, Chad. All right, chat. All

21:27right, chat. He didn't make me laugh.

21:28Maybe. Yo.

21:29>> Yo, bro.

21:30>> Yo.

21:31>> Yo, bro.

21:32>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I listen to you. Okay.

21:34I need to have I need to joke. Yes.

21:37Okay. Okay. Listen. How how aist man

21:42reacts when he met Jeffrey?

21:46>> Who? Like how autist man reacts when he

21:51mets Jeffrey?

21:53>> Who is Jeff? Bro, what the hell is you

21:55trying to say,

21:55>> bro? Nobody cares about Jeffrey. Like

21:58how do you want to know how how this man

22:01reacts?

22:02>> What the BROTHER? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

22:06WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW?

22:08>> BRO, BRO, don't skip. Don't skip. I want

22:10iPhone.

22:11>> Okay, bro. Well, try again. Try again.

22:12Come on. Come on. Come on.

22:13>> Okay. OKAY. LISTEN. LISTEN. COME

22:16>> TO DO DISC. YO, CHAD. SHOULD I JUST DO

22:17DISCORD?

22:19>> OKAY. LISTEN, BRO. How artist like down,

22:23man. Not okay, man.

22:26re reacts when he meets his friend

22:30Jeffrey.

22:34Jeffrey

22:35Jeffrey.

22:36>> Yeah, chat. I'm not going to lie, bro.

22:38Yo, chat. I ain't gonna lie. I'm about

22:39to do Discord, bro. I'm about to do

22:40Discord, CHAT. YO, CHAT. I'M NOT GOING

22:42TO LIE, BRO. Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE TO JOIN MY

22:43DISCORD, BRO. You want to?

22:47>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

22:48>> All right. B, bro. Make me laugh, bro.

22:49Please.

22:50>> All right. All right. All right. So, you

22:52remember Rhonda, right?

22:54>> Rhonda. Yes.

22:56>> Rhonda.

22:56>> Rhonda. Who's Rhonda? [snorts]

22:58>> Yeah. Yeah. So the is No, no, no. The

23:02country in Africa, bro.

23:03>> Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes.

23:04>> Rhonda.

23:05>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

23:06Rwanda.

23:08>> Yeah. The The one country you saw gor

23:10gorillas. Yeah. The mountain gorillas.

23:13>> Yeah. Yeah. I remember

23:16>> Yeah. So this Yeah. So this is like my

23:18childhood story.

23:20>> Okay.

23:20>> There is my friend, right? We went up in

23:22the mountains and then my friend who

23:25were we were 12 years 13 my friend

23:28picture this picture this my friend was

23:30grabbed bro by one of the gorillas so

23:33like our second language like we can

23:34speak like gorilla language yeah

23:37>> so my friend was grabbed by force

23:40yeah so

23:41>> what's the name of the chicken that

23:43crossed the road

23:45was it

23:46>> no wait what's her name

23:50>> I don't

23:53Well, I don't know either.

23:58>> Hey, come here, bro. [laughter]

24:03>> Oh my.

24:04>> Yeah, that ass. Make me blow a palent,

24:06please, bro.

24:07>> WHAT THE YO, BRO. [screaming]

24:10WHO? WHAT the [applause]

24:12>> Bro, he Yo, chat, bro. No, bro. Y'all

24:14trolling me, bro. I feel like, bro, I

24:16feel like I'm

24:17>> Please let me do a challenge for that.

24:23chat. Bro, chat. Yo, bro. Yo, bro, you

24:26are going to be Yeah, chat. I'm about to

24:27go to Discord, chat. Hello.

24:34Okay. Yo, hello.

24:36Yo, hello. Your speed.

24:39>> Yo, bro, do you want to test my iPhone,

24:40bro?

24:41>> No way. Yes.

24:43>> Okay. Try to make me laugh, man.

24:46>> All right. How about this? I'll attempt

24:48a back flip.

24:50You will attempt a backflip.

24:52>> Yeah.

24:54All right.

24:56All right. Are you ready?

24:57>> Yep.

25:02>> Ouch.

25:03>> BRO, GET YOUR

25:05>> GET [laughter] YOUR ASS UP.

25:06>> WHAT?

25:07>> BRO, WHAT IS BRO, Y'ALL SEE WHAT? NAH,

25:09BRO. SEE, LOOK. THEY NOT TAKING IT

25:11SERIOUS, BRO.

25:12>> NO. NO. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

25:13>> THEY NOT TAKING it serious, bro. THIS

25:15MAN JUST SAT HERE AND DID THIS TO HIS

25:17BED.

25:18>> All right. All right. Bro, LIKE WHAT IS

25:19YOU DOING, BRO?

25:20>> One second.

25:21>> What is you, Bro?

25:23>> One second. One second.

25:25Oh, flip.

25:27[panting]

25:31>> Then he got another say. Oh, flip. Yo,

25:33my man.

25:38Yo. Hello.

25:43Hello. You crazy.

25:50You crazy.

25:55>> Fake. Fake. I'm fake. I'm fake. I'm

25:56fake. Fake.

26:01Stupid. Think I'm fake. You

26:03idiot. You think I'm

26:05fake? I'M FAKE. I'M FAKE.

26:08>> REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?

26:09>> REALLY? YEAH. REALLY? REALLY?

26:11>> VENEZUELA. VENEZUELA. VENEZUELA.

26:13>> YES. YES.

26:17REALLY?

26:18>> YO, BRO.

26:20>> YO.

26:21>> BRO, if you trying to, bro, if you make

26:23me laugh, bro, I give you an iPhone,

26:24bro.

26:26>> Make you laugh.

26:27>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man.

26:30>> How How do you want me to make you

26:33laugh?

26:34>> It could be a joke. It could, bro. You

26:36can, bro. Like me laugh, it could be any

26:38form, bro. I'm Bro, I'm Bro, I'm very

26:40loose. So, you can I can laugh easily

26:44right now. I'm loose. I'm loose. I'm not

26:46like trying to hold it in, but nobody

26:47has really made me laugh yet,

26:51>> right?

26:53Everybody, you know, everybody has um

26:56something in common.

26:58>> What?

27:00>> Forehead only. Not KSI.

27:05>> Wait, what?

27:07>> Wait, the foreheads everybody is in

27:11common. Only not KSI.

27:15Chad, I think he made me laugh, bro. I'm

27:17not gonna lie, Chad. I think he made me

27:18laugh. I ain't gonna lie, Chad. I think

27:20he made me laugh. Oh, yeah. I I laughed.

27:22I laughed. I I'm not gonna lie. But

27:24look, you know what? You know what? I'm

27:25going to GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT. I only

27:27laughed because KSI was out of nowhere,

27:29bro. I ain't going to lie, I laughed cuz

27:30I heard forehead and KSI.

27:32>> All right, bro. What's your PayPal?

27:33>> I'm sorry.

27:34>> What's your PayPal? What's your PayPal?

27:36Bro, it wasn't even funny, but like for

27:38some reason, like I pictured KSI

27:40forehead when he said KSI forehead.

27:42That's why I laughed. All right, bro.

27:44What's her payout? What's her PayPal?

27:46>> Can I write it?

27:47>> Yeah. Yeah. Write it. Write it. All

27:48right. Write it.

27:49>> Chad, I don't even know why, bro. I

27:51chat. I don't know why. I don't know

27:52why. I just picture KSI forehead. Like,

27:54Chad, y'all know that one picture, bro.

27:57Chad, this is what I picture, bro.

28:02Where is that? Like, bro, like look like

28:05chat that like that's what I picture for

28:07some reason, bro. But GG's though. GG's,

28:10bro. What's your PayPal?

28:11>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm searching it very

28:13fast now. That's crazy how

28:16>> I don't even know why, bro. I like, bro.

28:18I like I don't know why. GDG, bro.

28:21>> That's like Yeah.

28:23>> What's your PayPal

28:26>> T? HE WON THE FIRST IPHONE.

28:29>> Let's go, KSI. Thank you, KSI.

28:33[laughter]

28:35>> Bro, it's so unfunny.

28:37>> All right, bro. Congratulations, BRO.

28:39SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN GLABCO. HE WON THE

28:41FIRST IPHONE. SPIN UP THE W'S IN THE

28:43CHAT, BRO. YO, BRO, IS YO, BRO, IS there

28:45anything that you want to say?

28:50>> You're doing the crazy job. Thank you

28:52for all your content. I like it. It's so

28:54much press.

28:55>> Thank you, bro.

28:56>> You're the best.

28:57>> W Glenn, bro, he won the first iPhone,

29:00bro. GG's, bro. GG's, bro. See, look,

29:02Chad. Y'ALL SEE HOW EASY Y'ALL SEE HOW

29:04EASY IT IS TO WIN ONE? IT'S NOT HARD.

29:08It's literally not hard, yo. It's not

29:10hard at all, bro.

29:15>> Yo, [clears throat] brother.

29:19>> Bro,

29:20>> hello.

29:22>> Bro, lock in.

29:25>> Yeah, he I ain't going to lie. He a bot,

29:27bro. He's Bro, he's literally watching

29:28my stream like, "Yo, bro.

29:34Yo, hello.

29:38The freak." Yo,

29:40>> your speed.

29:42>> Yo, bro, if you can make me laugh, I'll

29:43give you iPhone, bro.

29:46>> Uh, let me think.

29:51>> Do you have another challenge for me?

29:55He trying to He trying to negotiate. He

29:57trying to negotiate,

30:00bro. That That's the challenge right

30:01now, bro.

30:09Yeah. I don't know, man.

30:11>> You don't know? All right, bro.

30:14GG's.

30:21>> GG. WHAT? YO,

30:26>> was you know you.

30:27>> All right, bro.

30:29>> Whoa.

30:30>> You want to test it with iPhone?

30:32>> YEAH. [screaming]

30:34>> ALL RIGHT, BRO. Try to make me laugh.

30:36Try to make me laugh.

30:37>> HE SAID, "WHAT?" YO.

30:39>> OKAY. OKAY. I want to I want to do a

30:41back a back flip. I want to do a back

30:43flip. Oh, no. No. No. NO. I WANT TO SEE

30:45YOUR FACE. IF YOU LAUGH, IF YOU LAUGH

30:48FIRST, YOU LOSE.

30:49>> BRO, MUTE MY STREAM, BRO. MUTE my

30:51stream.

30:51>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to I

30:55want to I want to see you and your face.

30:57IF YOU IF YOU LAUGH FIRST, YOU LOSE and

31:00I win.

31:02>> Yes, BRO. YES.

31:03>> OKAY. LOOK. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK

31:05at me,

31:10bro. What are we do? Bro, bro, if you

31:12don't What is you doing?

31:14>> If you love If you love, you lose.

31:18>> Yeah, right.

31:20>> Just see me. SIMMY. IF YOU SMILE, YOU

31:23LOSE.

31:29>> CHAD, what is he doing? Why is he just

31:32staring at me?

31:34WE WE PLAYING OUR GAME. IF YOU LAUGH

31:36FIRST, YOU LOSE.

31:38>> If I lap, bro. She look, bro.

31:41>> Yeah. Yeah. You lose. You lose. Yo. Yo.

31:44Save in my face. See that? Come here.

31:50Speed.

31:51>> Huh? Bro, dude. Come. Okay. Okay. Come

31:54on. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay.

32:10All

32:16>> [snorts]

32:28>> right, bro. I ain't going to lie, bro.

32:29This ain't working, bro. I ain't

32:30going to lie, bro. Wrap this UP,

32:32BRO. WRAP. YO, BRO. BRO, BRO, BRO.

32:34>> ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY. Another

32:35opportunity.

32:36>> Huh?

32:37>> Another opportunity.

32:38>> Okay. Okay. Go. Go. Go. Oh,

32:39>> okay. I I want to do a a back flip,

32:41right?

32:46>> He's about to do a back flip, chat,

32:58just bro. Bro, bro, bro, just get up,

33:01bro. Get your ass up, bro. Bro, just

33:04like Bro, you hitting your knees on your

33:06damn bed frame, bro. Get up, bro. Just

33:08some ass. Hey.

33:13All right, bro. Chat. GG's, bro. GG's,

33:15bro. GG's, bro.

33:17>> Bro,

33:18>> I DID IT.

33:19>> YOU DID, BRO. THAT WAS NOT A BACKFLIP.

33:22>> ANOTHER ONE.

33:24>> WHAT?

33:24>> I'm not glad like you, but I can do

33:26another one.

33:28>> Okay, go ahead. Do another one. Do

33:30another one.

33:38Damn.

33:48>> You all right? Chad.

33:53[laughter]

33:53>> Nah. See, look, bro. N he trolling. He

33:56trolling, bro. Wait, let me hold my

33:58screen.

33:59>> He trolling. Yo.

34:01>> Yo.

34:03>> Oh my god. Speak. Hello.

34:05>> Hello. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Give me a

34:07sec. Give me a sec. Okay. I Wait, wait.

34:10Let me mute the stream. Okay. Uh,

34:13actually, I'm from Germany, okay? And my

34:15English is not so good, so I'm sorry.

34:17Wait, can we can we take a picture

34:19before, please? Let me get the phone.

34:22Wait,

34:23[laughter]

34:25>> okay. Wait. Give me a sec. I promise I

34:28swear in my life I want the 18 Pro Max

34:31so bad. You don't understand. Okay.

34:33Like, look, I want it so bad. This is a

34:35This is a 18 Pro Max right here. So,

34:37look, if you can make me laugh, you win.

34:40>> I'm shaking. I'm literally shaking.

34:42Wait. Um I'm not very good at telling

34:44jokes, especially when I'm not like when

34:45I'm nervous. So, let's listen to this

34:47together.

34:51[laughter]

34:53>> Yo, you weird.

34:54>> Why are you laughing?

34:55>> No, I didn't even laugh.

34:57>> No. Why would SHE PLAY THAT?

34:59>> SHE'S LAUGHING.

35:00>> I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh. I did

35:02laugh. ACTUALLY DID LAUGH.

35:03>> LAUGHING. I did laugh.

35:04>> I clipped you, bro.

35:05>> Bro, I DIDN'T LAUGH.

35:06>> I CLIPPED YOU, BRO. [laughter]

35:08VIDEO.

35:09>> I clipped you, bro. Come on.

35:11>> I did not.

35:13>> Come on, bro. YOU CAN'T

35:14>> THAT COUNTS. CHAD, THAT COUNTS. COUNT.

35:16THAT COUNTS. COME ON, BRO. You can't You

35:18can't do that to me. Come on,

35:19>> BRO. Y'ALL JUST

35:21>> NO. COME ON, SPEED.

35:22>> THAT COUNTS.

35:23>> YES,

35:23>> BRO. I LITERALLY SMILED. I didn't laugh.

35:26>> I'm kidding. I promise I You don't I I'm

35:28not going to lie. I had a CRUSH ON YOU

35:29BEFORE. [laughter] SO IT'S LIKE, you

35:31know,

35:33>> she just want the iPhone, bro.

35:35>> Come on. Please, bro. PLEASE. LIKE,

35:37THAT'S

35:37>> DOES THAT COUNT, BRO?

35:38>> YES, IT DOES. COME ON, SH. YES. COME ON.

35:43[laughter]

35:44Come on, Speed. You can't do that to me.

35:46Yeah.

35:49>> You can't do that. I'm shaking. I'm I'm

35:51literally shaking right now.

35:52>> Okay. All right. Okay. All right. That

35:55can't Okay. Okay. All right.

35:57>> OH MY GOD. THANK YOU. YOU ARE SO LUCKY.

36:00All right. All right. What's your

36:00PayPal? What's your PayPal?

36:02>> You want my my Let me just give you my

36:04Gmail. Oh my god. Thank you so much,

36:07Speed. I swear. OH MY OH MY GOD. I CAN'T

36:10BELIEVE THIS, BRO. You're so

36:12hot. I'm just saying. You know what I

36:13mean? [laughter]

36:15>> I always wanted to tell you I

36:18love you, man. You know what I mean? I

36:19love you, man. Oh my I did

36:22not thought that I will meet you here.

36:24Don't understand, man. [snorts]

36:28>> All right.

36:28>> Wait. Can you still hear me? Wait. Yeah.

36:30Yeah. GG. OKAY. OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS,

36:32CHAD. SHE WON THE SECOND IPHONE, BRO.

36:35CONGRATULATIONS, BRO. You got dumb

36:37lucky. I didn't even laugh though on You

36:39lowkey JUST SCAMMED THE IPHONE OUT OF

36:41ME.

36:41>> YOU LOWKEY JUST SKIMMED THE IPHONE. BUT

36:43IT'S ALL GOOD, THOUGH. It's all like

36:44Yeah. Like, it's all good. GG's though.

36:46GG. GG's. All right.

36:47>> So much speed.

36:48>> All right. All right, Souza. All right,

36:50Souza. Anyway, you a 2007 girl. See, you

36:53a little young girl. You What is you 19?

36:55[clears throat]

36:57You 19?

36:59Wait. Um, I'm 19. Yeah, I'm getting a

37:02call. Sorry.

37:03>> Yeah. Okay. Sad.

37:04>> Wait, do you hear me?

37:05>> Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you. I

37:07can hear you. It's all good.

37:12>> Wait, do you hear me?

37:13>> Yes, I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.

37:16>> Wait, wait, wait one sec. I'm getting a

37:18call. Uh,

37:21>> um, yeah, I'm 19. I'm 19 and I'm Moro.

37:24>> Uh, and I love you so much. I promise.

37:27like watching videos for so long.

37:31>> Yes. Thank you so much, Speed. I really

37:34appreciate.

37:35>> Okay. All right. GG. GG. GG. GG.

37:38>> Bro, she lowkey just scammed the iPhone.

37:40She didn't even make me laugh, bro. I

37:42was just Yo, bro.

37:44Yo, if you make me laugh, you get a

37:46iPhone.

37:52>> Yo, bro.

37:54>> Yes, bro. If you make me laugh, you get

37:56a iPhone.

37:58>> Yes. Yes, I'm Bangladesh.

38:02>> You from Bangladesh?

38:04[snorts]

38:04>> Yes.

38:05>> Oh, that's lit. Hey, look though. You

38:07need a new phone? I can give you a new

38:09phone. All you got to do is make me

38:10laugh. Wahi.

38:14>> I know English, bro.

38:18>> Like, make me laugh. Laugh laugh.

38:22Make Let me type it, bro.

38:27Make me

38:29laugh for iPhone.

38:40Yes, I give.

38:47What the hell,

38:49bro? [snorts]

38:54Yo, homie.

38:56>> Yo. Yo.

38:59>> Yo, bro. If you could make me laugh, I

39:00give you iPhone G. [snorts]

39:03>> Yo, it's your speed, bro.

39:05>> What's up, bro?

39:07>> If you don't laugh, Messi is better,

39:10bro. If you don't laugh, maybe.

39:12>> See, look. You disqualified. See, look.

39:14You disqualified. I said that from the

39:16beginning of the stream. You cannot say

39:17that, bro. I said that from the

39:19beginning of the stream. You cannot use

39:21two two obstacles abstract values on me.

39:26You can't do that, bro. You can't do

39:27that, G. You can't do that, bro. You

39:29like, bro. Like, how you going to do

39:30that? That's like, bro. Like, come on,

39:32bro. You got to do something else, bro.

39:34You got to do something else.

39:38>> Damn, bro. Anything else apart from

39:41laughing?

39:43>> Do a back flip,

39:46>> bro.

39:48I can't do a back flip, bro. The phone

39:50I'm using, bro.

39:52>> Bro. All right, bro. Come on, bro. Hey,

39:54bro. Look, this is your time to shine,

39:55BRO. COME ON, BRO. A GIRL MADE ME LAUGH

39:57BY SHOWING ME A DAMN VIDEO OF MY DAD,

40:00BRO. YOU GOT TO try

40:03wait.

40:04>> Come on, bro. I don't Come on, bro.

40:09>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.

40:16Can you hear me now?

40:19>> Yeah.

40:22>> Can you hear me?

40:23>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't hear you.

40:28>> Can't say. Can't say. Can't say

40:30forehead, bro.

40:32>> See, bro, that ain't going to work

40:34again, bro. Somebody already made me

40:35laugh by that, bro.

40:38>> What are you?

40:40>> Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. GG's, bro.

40:42GG's.

40:44>> It might be GG's for, bro.

40:47>> [clears throat]

40:48>> Let let the chat decide, bro.

40:54>> It's easy. It's easy. It's easy. It's

40:57easy. It's easy.

40:59>> Yo,

41:02how you doing, L?

41:04>> I'm doing good.

41:06Give it a young blood. Don't I look

41:08fresh though to you, young blood?

41:11>> You look good.

41:13>> I look good.

41:15You wait. You You with me?

41:18>> What the hell is that in the nose hair?

41:22>> Nah, this my beard, bro. Like,

41:25>> Nike is fine. Nike is fine. You know

41:27what it is.

41:28>> All right, bro. All right. Hey, listen.

41:29Yo, blood. If you make me laugh, you get

41:31a iPhone, bro.

41:35>> If I make you laugh.

41:36>> Yeah. Yeah.

41:46Yo, bro, if you make me get iPhone

41:49>> uh cream of wheat.

41:52>> Cream of wheat.

41:54>> Yeah.

41:56Can I have another mango, please?

42:00>> What the chat?

42:03Cream of wheat. What the What is he?

42:09>> All right, bro. Sorry.

42:15This is no way. This is speed. Like, oh

42:17my god, this no way is speed.

42:20>> Why am I watching a candle?

42:23>> Why not? It's a candle.

42:28>> I need to hop my screen. [snorts]

42:30>> All right, chat. I'm about to get off

42:32this chat. I'm about to get off on me.

42:33I'm about to switch to something else.

42:34I'm might switch to FC27 in a minute.

42:37I'm about to switch to a game, bro. Yo,

42:38bro, if you make me

42:41Yo, look. I ain't going to lie. You got

42:43to lock.

42:43>> I love you, bro.

42:44>> You got to lock in.

42:45>> I'm your big fan.

42:46>> Thank you. Thank you.

42:47>> Is that you, bro?

42:52>> Yo, bro, if you make me laugh, wait.

42:55Look, listen. I'm giving away iPhones

42:56right now. If you make me laugh, I'll

42:57give you a iPhone.

42:59>> Bro, you are my favorite streamer of my

43:02life, bro.

43:05>> Thank you, bro.

43:06>> Thank you,

43:06>> bro. I love you, bro. Please come to

43:08Bangladesh, bro. Please come. I will,

43:10bro. I promise I will.

43:11>> Please come to Bangladesh, bro. Raja is

43:13my city. Please, please. I love to say I

43:16I love you, bro.

43:18>> Raj,

43:18>> no way.

43:20>> Raja is city.

43:21>> Ratchet. Okay, now listen, bro. Come on.

43:23Lock in.

43:25>> Lock in. Uh, how

43:28how do I laugh love you? Or

43:32uh

43:35I don't know, man. I'm

43:37I don't I'm your big biggest fan, bro. I

43:41cannot,

43:43bro.

43:45Uh uh. Sorry. I

43:48uh I cannot

43:50uh uh

43:53you all right, bro?

43:55No, bro. You are my favorite streamer.

43:59I got you, bro.

44:03Oh my gosh. He said you really you I

44:07should speed,

44:08>> bro. All right, Chad. I'm about to skip.

44:10I'm about to skip. I'm about to skip.

44:12Chad did not laugh, bro. I did not

44:13laugh. Chat, I did not laugh, bro.

44:16[snorts]

44:16Please. Yo, bro. Yo, if you made me

44:19laugh, you get an iPhone, G.

44:22What the

44:27>> Bro, are you in a Sona?

44:30>> No. No, no, no, no, no, bro.

44:37Yo, excuse me.

44:39>> Yo,

44:40>> hello.

44:43>> Hello.

44:46Hello.

44:50>> Hello.

44:52[music]

44:55>> Hello.

44:59[music]

45:07HELLO.

45:10>> Why do people go Why are you just

45:12ignoring me, bro? Like, I know you can

45:14hear me. Why are you just deciding to

45:16ignore me?

45:20[music]

45:21Hello, miss.

45:24Miss.

45:26All right. Bet. Remember that. Oh, god.

45:29Look. Look. LA no remember that.

45:31Remember that.

45:33Remember that y'all remember that.

45:36Remember it.

45:44>> Remember that, bro.

45:45>> Oh, nah, Chad. Nah, Chad. I skipped her,

45:47bro.

45:48>> I skipped her, but I remember that.

45:49Hello. All right, Chad. I'm about to get

45:51on the game. I'm about to go on FC27.

45:59Yo. Hello.

46:00>> What's up?

46:08>> What are you doing?

46:10>> Building the house.

46:11>> Oh, that's lit.

46:13>> You're

46:18>> Yo. Hello.

46:22>> Listen. If you can make me laugh, I'll

46:24give you an iPhone.

46:31Oh, hold up fingers. If you're real,

46:35>> I'm real, bro. Come on, bro. I don't

46:37have time for this. Like, you all close

46:38to the camera, bro.

46:43I'm real.

46:44>> Fingers. Four fingers.

46:51Now look, she could have See, she could

46:54have won an iPhone, bro. She could have

46:55won.

46:57>> I should speed.

46:58>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

46:59>> Yeah. It's really you. I should speed.

47:02>> Yes. It's me, bro.

47:05Uh I uh need to try to you to laugh.

47:09Yeah. Yeah.

47:09>> Huh?

47:10>> I I need to try to to you to laugh.

47:13Yeah. Yeah. One. Yeah.

47:14>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on.

47:15>> One piece. One piece. One piece is

47:17masterpiece. Must One Piece is

47:19masterpiece. One piece. Want this? Run

47:22this.

47:22>> All right, bro. All right. So, look,

47:23bro. Don't be like, "Bro, did he just

47:25Bro, listen, chat. Don't be Don't be No,

47:27listen. Don't be Don't go over the top

47:29just to get the iPhone, bro. He was

47:31about to pull his pants down. He was

47:33about to pull his pants down just for

47:35this DAMN IPHONE. LISTEN, RELAX, BRO.

47:38YOU BRO, I LIKE LIKE BRO, BRO, DON'T GO

47:40THAT FAR, BRO. Cuz you won't get a

47:42iPhone, bro. Chill out, bro. Don't be

47:45pulling your PANTS DOWN AND SHOWING

47:47BOOTIES AND STUFF, BRO. COME ON, BRO.

47:51LIKE, COME ON. LIKE, LIKE, BRO, COME ON,

47:54CHAT.

47:55LIKE, come on.

47:58Yo, G.

48:00Yo, if you made me laugh, you get an

48:01iPhone, man. Oh my god. I'm actually on

48:04stream. Yo, yo. Okay. Okay.

48:08Wait, wait, wait, wait. Chill, chill,

48:09chill, chill,

48:11chill.

48:13What's up, bro? How you doing? First of

48:14all,

48:14>> I'm doing good, man. [snorts]

48:16>> Okay. No, bro. I kind of I can't lie,

48:18bro. How to see I can't even

48:21speak English and it's my second

48:22language.

48:24Okay. Okay. So, I need to make you

48:25laugh.

48:26>> Yes.

48:28>> Oh my god. [snorts] For an iPhone.

48:30>> Yes.

48:33>> All right. All right. How long do I have

48:35to make a joke? Like, how long do I have

48:37to think of of a joke?

48:39>> Bro, you got Come on. Come on.

48:42>> All right. All right.

48:45Okay. Okay. That's my killer joke.

48:48Everyone have said that has laughed.

48:50Okay.

48:51Okay. So, there was a little girl called

48:53Lily.

48:54One day, Lily went outside on a walk in

48:57the field.

48:59Little did she know it was a landmine

49:02field. Yeah.

49:06She stepped on it. Where did Lily go?

49:10>> Did it What? Did the mine blow up?

49:13>> Where did Lily go?

49:16>> I don't know. everywhere.

49:20Damn, that's kind of deep, bro.

49:23That's kind of deep.

49:27Jesus. All right, chat. I'm about All

49:29right, chat. I'm Yo, bro. Okay, chat.

49:30I'm done with the Hold on, chat. Okay.

49:33Okay. Damn, bro. God, bro. Why he had to

49:36say a dark joke like that, bro? Like,

49:39jeez, bro. That was kind of dark. All

49:43right, chat. Yo, bro. I'mma do Discord

49:46later, y'all. I'm Yo, chat. I'mma do

49:47Discord later. But that's it for the

49:49Omegle, y'all. I'mma do Discord later.

49:51NOW, LOOK, WHO IN THE CHAT CAN BEAT ME

49:53AT FC27, BRO? COME ON. I'MMA DO CHAT. MY

49:58CHAT, my goal is to at least give away

49:5920 today. At least 20 iPhones. I only

50:02gave away three right now. No, two, I

50:04think. No, we're we're only at two. Who

50:07can beat me, bro? Who can beat me?

50:10I got a feeling

50:15that tonight's gonna be a good night.

50:22That tonight's going to be

50:26be a good night. Chat, say, "Oh, God."

50:30Yo, bro, y'all cannot beat me, bro. By

50:32the way, chat, I'm about to Hold on,

50:33y'all. I'm about to uh I'm about to play

50:35body real quick. Ah. Ah, crap.

50:40Oh crap. Go Discord chat. I'mma go on

50:42Discord. Dang, bro. My stream just

50:44started. Hold on. That tonight's going

50:47to be none of y'all. Bro, none of y'all

50:50in the chat can be me, bro. I don't know

50:52why I keep saying you are the worst

50:54player. I show me ball. Yeah. Okay, hold

50:57on. Let me call. Bro, that tonight's

51:00going to be Hold on.

51:04It's crazy.

51:07That is crazy.

51:26Ultimate team,

51:30who ready?

51:34Yo, chat, can y'all see my phone? Yes or

51:35no?

51:42Ch. Can I see my phone?

51:58I can see it. Okay. Calm. Calm. Calm.

52:00Calm. Calm. Okay. Calm. Okay. Hold on.

52:04Hold on. Tell can see it. Okay. Cool.

52:06Cool. Go.

52:21>> Yo, bro. You ready?

52:23>> What's good, bro?

52:24>> You ready for this smoke?

52:26>> Hey, of course.

52:27>> YOU READY FOR THIS SMOKE?

52:30>> HEY, BRO.

52:30>> Let's play. Let's play. Let's play.

52:31>> Hey, come on. COME. OH, CHAT. WE GOT THE

52:34FIRST CONTEST. MY BOY ALEX. OH HEY, YOU

52:38READY, BRO? [laughter] You ready, bro?

52:41>> Bro, [bell] you can play FIFA.

52:42>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.

52:44Wait. Do you got do you have ultimate

52:45team or No,

52:48>> I have but I don't have good team, bro.

52:50I don't I only play I only play one game

52:53this year.

52:55>> Do you have all

52:57>> Okay. What What would you Okay, listen.

53:01I'm going to give you the benefit of the

53:02doubt cuz like I'm actually like a I'm

53:04like a sweat at FIFA. So I'm going to

53:06give you the benefit of the doubt. What

53:07are you good at? What are you good at,

53:10>> bro? I'm good at all, bro.

53:13>> So ultimate team, you want to do

53:14ultimate team?

53:16>> But you you have good team or not? Show

53:18me your team.

53:19>> You my team. All right. Hey, if not, we

53:23play with normal team.

53:26This is my team right here.

53:27>> Wait, wait. I show you my team. This is

53:30my team right here.

53:33>> I can beat you.

53:34>> You can beat me.

53:36>> Look, look, look. My team. Wait.

53:40Wait. Wait. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

53:43yeah. He about to GET THIS WORK. HE

53:44ABOUT TO GET THIS WORK.

53:46>> I didn't play nothing, bro. This year.

53:48Only one game.

53:50>> All right. All right. All right. All

53:52right. Come on. All right. Now, listen,

53:54bro. Listen. I don't like I don't want

53:56to do you I don't want to do you too

53:58bad, bro. Okay. You ready? I'm about to

53:59see everybody right now, bro. All right.

54:02>> Oh my god. Like, bro, listen. Like, I'm

54:05really good at the game. I don't want to

54:07embarrass you, bro. Like, do you really

54:09want me to embarrass you,

54:12>> bro? You've been playing only one year.

54:14>> I just hit you invite. I just hit you

54:15invite. Join me. All right.

54:17>> Look, I have bad team, bro.

54:21>> Nah, bro. You good. You good.

54:25Nah, you're good. You're good. You're

54:27good.

54:29You're good.

54:29>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Ultimate. All right.

54:33All right. I just sent you an invite. I

54:34just sent you an invite.

54:38>> Let's get it. LET'S TELL WHO Y'ALL THINK

54:40I WIN WITH. ME OR BALDI, BRO. BRO, I'm

54:42not going to lie.

54:46You got it. Okay, let's get it. All

54:47right, chat. Baldi, the first

54:48contestant. Let's get right.

54:51>> Oh, let me my mic.

54:53>> Hey,

54:55no. Yo yo wlet add the uh overlay.

55:00Yo B, can you Yo yo B, can you mute your

55:02mic?

55:04>> Mute your mic on on the game.

55:07>> Yeah. Yeah, man. But it's good.

55:09>> No, no, no. Press this. Press this.

55:11>> Okay. No, no, no.

55:13>> All right, let's get it, bro. You ready?

55:16>> Yeah, of course. You're my son, bro.

55:18>> How you feeling, bro? You feeling good

55:20today, bro? You had training today?

55:22>> Yeah, I'm good, bro.

55:23>> No, no, no. to day free. But I train by

55:25by my own, you know.

55:27>> Yeah. Yeah.

55:28>> Uh you good, bro?

55:30>> Yeah, bro. I'm good, bro. Are you good

55:32at the game?

55:34>> Are you When you come to Barcelona,

55:37>> I might I might go to the Eláico after

55:40the Battle Dior.

55:41>> Oh, it's next month.

55:43>> Yeah.

55:45You never been as a warm welcome.

55:50>> I want to go to the [laughter]

55:51sharing.

55:52>> Hey, bro. You have to come, bro. It's

55:54the best city.

55:55>> We should be in for a spellbinding

55:57occasion. What might we see today?

56:00>> I'm looking forward to both teams

56:02[laughter]

56:02as the game. Both managers like to play

56:05attacking and we've got some good

56:07matchups all over.

56:07>> Oh my god.

56:11>> The wait is over. Now we're in business.

56:18>> Oh yeah, he losing. He losing, bro. He

56:21losing

56:23containing

56:25the way to beat an opponent.

56:27>> He's losing.

56:27>> Oh my god.

56:31[laughter]

56:32>> This is embarrassing. You losing. You

56:35lose.

56:37>> You losing

56:40it, bro. You going to lose, bro. Bro,

56:43you're

56:43>> I have to go,

56:44>> BRO.

56:46[laughter]

56:48It's not good. Hey, I'm dead, bro.

56:51>> Hold on, bro. Yo, bro, you are not good

56:54at FIFA, bro.

56:57>> Nah, bro. Look your team, bro. Wait.

57:00>> OPPORTUNITY HERE. OH, A challenge that

57:03was simply world class.

57:08Smith.

57:10Not to like about that pass.

57:17>> Nah.

57:18>> What? An attack that looked promising.

57:25Teammates available.

57:28>> Oh my god.

57:29>> Yeah, bro. I'm not going to lie, bro.

57:31Chat,

57:32>> this right here.

57:33>> Danger building

57:37>> intercepting it intelligently.

57:49Can they make something of this now?

57:56>> And here's

57:57>> Oh, free tap.

58:01>> B. THEY REALLY WANT THIS IPHONE.

58:06>> NO. What the

58:08>> Intercepted, but it looked as though

58:10they might be in.

58:12>> Just about the perfect pass. They could

58:14be in.

58:20>> Intercepted.

58:21>> Oh, how is this?

58:25>> The threat could be there.

58:28>> Oh, come on, man.

58:36>> To cut off the supply.

58:41>> Alexander Pabnovic.

58:44Oh, how? Give me the

58:50>> Gordon. Oh, nice work to get past his

58:53opponent,

58:54>> Chad. He about TO GIVE CHAD, HE ABOUT TO

58:56GET BEAT BY SOMEBODY WHO BEEN PLAYING

58:57FOR one year, bro.

58:59>> Bro, I ain't going to lie, bro. Like,

59:00how does this feel? How does this Yo,

59:01bro, like, how does this feel, though?

59:05>> Look your team, bro. very much in

59:06control of the situation.

59:12>> Wait, the comeback is on

59:16[cheering]

59:16>> Tora

59:19now. Who can he play it to

59:26>> to even it up?

59:28>> Yeah.

59:32>> My bro. Yo, bro. Yo, I promise you not

59:34winning it, G. I promise. Yo bro, I

59:36promise you are not winning bro.

59:38>> Hey, that's long, bro.

59:43>> All the while

59:47he's DONE

59:50[laughter] a magnificent game unfolding.

59:53>> Yes, sir.

59:57>> Bro, what kind of celebration was that,

59:58bro? Did you just

1:00:00show

1:00:02Are you whispering, bro?

1:00:04Let me look in somebody.

1:00:06>> My man whispered.

1:00:08>> All right, watch this.

1:00:13[screaming]

1:00:18[screaming]

1:00:19Hakeime and a lot to like about this

1:00:21attack.

1:00:25A chance to whip it in.

1:00:32>> [laughter]

1:00:38>> and teammates around him.

1:00:40>> Oh yeah.

1:00:43[laughter]

1:00:49>> COME ON. I DO THIS.

1:00:54>> I do this.

1:00:57I DO THIS.

1:01:01COME ON, BRO.

1:01:04>> Come on, [screaming] BRO.

1:01:08>> Come on, bro.

1:01:11>> Hey, next game. Next game. A normal

1:01:13team, bro.

1:01:13>> Okay, bro. We can do that.

1:01:16>> Yeah, of course.

1:01:21>> Look at your player.

1:01:25>> Chad, he trying to blame it on a team,

1:01:27bro. Like,

1:01:28>> of course. No, bro.

1:01:30>> But I'm going to win.

1:01:32>> Nah, no. You won't win. You won't win,

1:01:34though. You won't.

1:01:35>> That's a good looking ball.

1:01:42>> Now with Kerolin.

1:01:44>> That's offside.

1:01:46>> IS THAT IS THAT NOT OFFSIDE?

1:01:50>> That's a wasted opportunity. They should

1:01:52be level here.

1:01:55[screaming]

1:01:57So getting close to the halime interval

1:01:59and it's going with home advantage

1:02:01albeit not by a lot. What have you made

1:02:03of what you've seen so far?

1:02:05>> Well, it's been a lively first half,

1:02:06hasn't it? Both sides have looked

1:02:07dangerous, but I think they do have a

1:02:09bit more gal in the top third of the

1:02:11pitch and that's been key to them

1:02:12leading at the moment.

1:02:17>> How how is this team getting through?

1:02:25>> [cheering]

1:02:27>> And a short corner here.

1:02:29>> Oh, bro. I am dead.

1:02:31>> Oh, this looks useful.

1:02:37>> No, no, no, no.

1:02:39>> Might lead to a chance.

1:02:44>> This could be the equalizer.

1:02:47>> No, no, no.

1:02:50No, no, no, no,

1:02:51>> no.

1:02:57>> FEDRICO.

1:02:58>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1:03:03>> OH, nicely played.

1:03:05>> Offside.

1:03:06>> But they're not being allowed to

1:03:08continue. It's offside.

1:03:09>> Well, he had the vision to pick out the

1:03:11pass, but he couldn't play it quite

1:03:12quickly enough.

1:03:15>> Effective challenge.

1:03:21Not a huge chunk of added time. One

1:03:24minute.

1:03:25>> Come on, BRO. I'M ON THAT, BRO. I'M LIKE

1:03:27LIKE LIKE LIKE BRO LIKE LIKE LIKE LOOK

1:03:29like look listen body. Let me tell you,

1:03:31bro. I do this FIFA stuff, bro. Like,

1:03:34bro. Like, listen. LIKE, I DO THIS, BRO.

1:03:36YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, BRO. I JUST like

1:03:38this team, bro.

1:03:40>> Like, like, bro, I do this. Come on,

1:03:43bro. I was a pro. Come on. Like, listen.

1:03:47like this. Come on.

1:03:49>> The referee's whistle and into the

1:03:51second act of the drama.

1:03:53>> 5-1 now

1:03:58to

1:04:01>> Manuel Akanji.

1:04:08>> Now options are plenty

1:04:10but well defended. Playing advantage.

1:04:14>> Well, gliding. We've seen tough

1:04:17challenges than that one.

1:04:19>> I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm

1:04:20locked. I'm locked. I'm locked.

1:04:28>> Kerolin.

1:04:32Interesting pass.

1:04:35Chance for the level.

1:04:37>> COME ON. COME ON. [screaming]

1:04:39>> Not the [laughter]

1:04:41>> Come on.

1:04:44COME ON, BRO. [screaming]

1:04:47IS THIS ALL YOU GOT?

1:04:53>> They're moving it around with real

1:04:55>> YO, BRO. IS THIS ALL YOU GOT?

1:04:59>> YO, CHAD, should we JUST ONE V ONE IN

1:05:00THE GROUNDS? Cuz Chad Yo, Chad, cuz I

1:05:03don't think he ready for the smoke, bro.

1:05:05We might got to one v one in the

1:05:06grounds, bro.

1:05:10>> Well, that was easy on the eye.

1:05:14This could square the game.

1:05:17>> No, bro. What are you doing? Come on,

1:05:18bro. Yo, bro. No, I ain't going to lie.

1:05:20He trolling. He's trolling, chat.

1:05:39>> Hey, I'm Bro, this not looking good,

1:05:41bro. This not looking good, bro. This

1:05:44isn't normal. This isn't looking good,

1:05:47bro.

1:05:48>> This isn't looking good.

1:05:51>> Bro, I told you

1:05:52>> I have player,

1:05:54bro. You have icon, bro.

1:06:04[cheering]

1:06:05>> That's a good looking ball.

1:06:19I'm not going to lie, bro. You're boxed,

1:06:20bro. You're not going nowhere. You're

1:06:22boxed. Like, bro, bro, you're just

1:06:24boxed.

1:06:27>> Chad, he's boxed.

1:06:31>> Top class defending,

1:06:34>> chat. He thought I was trash, bro. He

1:06:36thought I was trash. Hey, like, come on,

1:06:38bro. like I'm a gamer.

1:06:41>> Well, that's a fine looking pass.

1:06:44They've won back possession.

1:06:49>> Kerodí

1:06:57is with Venios Junior

1:07:00Valverde.

1:07:03Not a classic example of how to

1:07:04intercept.

1:07:06>> Yo, bro.

1:07:09Venios

1:07:11>> save has to be

1:07:22>> alert.

1:07:27Not a bit too comfortable for the

1:07:28goalkeeper. Well, it was on that's for

1:07:30sure.

1:07:33Corttois,

1:07:38Federrico Valv,

1:07:40and Bellingham.

1:07:43>> That's a good looking pass.

1:07:45>> Oh,

1:07:48with Smith.

1:07:48>> OH, HOW DO I KEEP DOING THAT?

1:07:51>> I'm not going to lie, he getting so

1:07:52lucky, bro.

1:07:54>> Well, the wonderful thing about Fed

1:07:55Valde is he's a key player with the ball

1:07:58and could pull one back here.

1:08:03And he does. He's thrown his team a

1:08:05lifeline. The belief is back.

1:08:13>> Intelligent defending,

1:08:21nicely constructed,

1:08:23ready to strike the skills there for all

1:08:28to see. Well, from that close in, that's

1:08:30a really good save. Such good reflexes.

1:08:36>> Decent idea

1:08:39>> now with Valdde and stopped the attack.

1:08:42>> Yeah, good interception there, wasn't

1:08:44it?

1:08:46>> Pressure kept high now. Opening things

1:08:49up.

1:08:50>> Oh, good. [cheering]

1:08:55What? He's getting so lucky

1:09:00>> and teammates around her.

1:09:06>> Neutralize the attack completely.

1:09:10>> Might lead to a chance.

1:09:14>> Venios still work to do.

1:09:16>> He's getting so lucky.

1:09:17>> Didn't miss by very much and never easy

1:09:20to strike it on the volley in that

1:09:21fashion.

1:09:22>> Well, from that range though, it should

1:09:24be a goal. At least it should hit the

1:09:25target.

1:09:31>> Well, showing really good width here.

1:09:34This could square the game.

1:09:39Can they create something?

1:09:42>> What the yo

1:09:45[laughter and cough]

1:09:48>> penalty? No. Hit me.

1:09:53>> Nah.

1:09:54>> OH, I WAS ABOUT TO SAVE, BRO.

1:10:02>> TWO.

1:10:04>> Is that not a foul? Rev.

1:10:06>> Hakeime.

1:10:08And on to Aliran.

1:10:10Bellingham.

1:10:15Come on.

1:10:15>> And the pass cut out. But he's certainly

1:10:18not alone. In search of an equalizer.

1:10:24Well, snuffed it out completely.

1:10:28Well, breaking at pace is always a

1:10:30possibility

1:10:33and more forward momentum

1:10:36and coverage. Can he finish them off?

1:10:40>> GG's. GG's. GG's.

1:10:44All right, man. Last chance.

1:10:50No brilliant DG. [screaming]

1:10:56>> LET'S GO FOR THE VISITORS TO THE

1:10:59DISAPPOINTTERS.

1:11:01>> Come on, bro.

1:11:04But look, my team, bro.

1:11:08ONE MORE TIME.

1:11:09>> YO, CHAD, SHOULD WE PLAY ONE MORE? I

1:11:11AIN'T GOING TO LIE. LIKE, LIKE, LISTEN.

1:11:13>> One more. One more with normal team.

1:11:15Normal team. Okay, normal team. Okay,

1:11:17one more. One more. One more normal

1:11:18team.

1:11:21>> Listen, I'm Listen, we can play one

1:11:23more. Hey, look. We going to do normal

1:11:24team. So it ain't So it So no So no

1:11:27advantages. No advantages. We going to

1:11:29play We going to play one more team. No

1:11:31advantages. I got you, bro. I got you. I

1:11:34got you. I GOT YOU. OH, T. SHOULD WE DO

1:11:36ELáICO?

1:11:40I might see invite.

1:11:45Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

1:11:47I see your

1:11:48>> hold. How old are you?

1:11:51>> I'm 22, bro.

1:11:52>> You 22?

1:11:54>> Yeah.

1:11:55>> You young, bro. I'm not going to lie,

1:11:56bro.

1:11:57>> You

1:11:57>> I'm 25.

1:12:00>> Nah.

1:12:01>> No, I'm

1:12:03kidding.

1:12:05>> No, I'm 21. I'm 21. I'm 21.

1:12:07>> 20

1:12:07>> 21?

1:12:08>> Yeah. 21 21.

1:12:10>> So, you was born at 04,

1:12:13>> huh?

1:12:13>> You was born in ' 04.

1:12:16No. Uh, 2003.

1:12:18>> Oh, 2003. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

1:12:22>> You

1:12:22>> I was born in 2005.

1:12:25>> Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:27>> I ain't going

1:12:28>> to be for it.

1:12:30>> All right, man. I just sent you an

1:12:31invite, bro. I did your invite. Yo,

1:12:33Chad, what team should I use? Chat, what

1:12:35team should I use? He's going to use

1:12:36Barcelona. He's using Barcelona. Tell

1:12:40what should I

1:12:40>> want to play with you?

1:12:44>> I think it's only right, bro.

1:12:46>> Madrid.

1:12:48>> I think it's only right.

1:12:58I think it's only now.

1:13:00>> All right. Now, now yo yo, bro, listen.

1:13:04Now, look. This is it. This is the last

1:13:06game, bro. Lock in, bro. All right.

1:13:09Lock in, please. Come on, bro. Like, I'm

1:13:11trying to have a good game. I'm trying

1:13:13to really have a good game. Come on.

1:13:16This is like This is fair and square.

1:13:20I got to lose him.

1:13:32Why is Rodrigo on a bench?

1:13:36Rodrigo

1:13:38fan.

1:13:55[bell]

1:14:01Wait, what?

1:14:03Wait, T. YO, BRO. CAN RODRIGO PLAY right

1:14:05here?

1:14:13What? No. Oh, crap.

1:14:18>> Hey, I'm done.

1:14:19>> You done? You ready? All right,

1:14:25>> bro. Start. Okay. All right. All right.

1:14:26But why is Ghoul

1:14:31>> formation,

1:14:31>> bro? Where you from? From there. from

1:14:33the U. From the US.

1:14:34>> I'm from uh I'm from Ohio, Portugal. You

1:14:37ever been to Ohio?

1:14:39>> No, never. From Ohio.

1:14:41>> You never been to Ohio, bro? I got to

1:14:42take you to Ohio. If you if you ever

1:14:44come to Ohio one day, let me know. I'll

1:14:46take you, bro. Ohio. I is Hold on. Wait.

1:14:50I got a real question, though. Do you

1:14:51think you faster than me?

1:14:55>> Of course.

1:14:58[gasps]

1:14:59Of course. Well, what a game store for

1:15:02you today.

1:15:04>> Seriously, you think you faster than me?

1:15:07>> I'm sorry.

1:15:09>> It truly is a special place.

1:15:11>> You don't think so? Not at all, bro. He

1:15:14get

1:15:18you know I ran a 44.

1:15:22>> I don't think like

1:15:24>> there's no footballer that's faster. No

1:15:27football

1:15:30being [laughter]

1:15:34>> crazy.

1:15:38>> No, but you are fast atmosphere.

1:15:40>> Yeah, I saw your bro. You run for

1:15:50it.

1:16:09Oh my

1:16:13go OH MY GOD. HE OH MY GOODNESS.

1:16:19OH MY GOODNESS.

1:16:21>> OH MY GOODNESS. If I would have MADE

1:16:22THAT. OH MY GOODNESS. THAT would have

1:16:25been so bad.

1:16:27>> Oh my goodness.

1:16:32>> Oh my goodness.

1:16:38>> Bro, my mom Dominican Republic

1:16:40>> for real.

1:16:41>> Wait, bro. You Dominican puppy.

1:16:44>> Yeah, my mom is from there.

1:16:46>> Oh, that's lit.

1:16:49>> You was there?

1:16:49>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:16:51went there. Ronald,

1:16:53>> bro, I never knew you was Dominican.

1:16:56>> Alex,

1:16:56>> that's crazy.

1:16:58>> Nah, that's crazy.

1:17:04>> How did he put I did not put that much

1:17:08on.

1:17:08>> Okay. Okay, let me lock in.

1:17:11>> Have to win.

1:17:15>> Well, I must say no shortage of space

1:17:17for Barcelona. But timely defending when

1:17:20it mattered.

1:17:25It is a coordinated press.

1:17:31>> Alexander Arnold.

1:17:32>> Oh my god. Yep. Sorry. Sorry, bro.

1:17:35Sorry, bro. Sorry.

1:17:39>> Sorry. [screaming]

1:17:41>> Come on.

1:17:44>> Come on.

1:17:47>> Come on. [screaming]

1:17:51Well, here's the replay

1:17:57>> and then hit the target

1:18:00with that

1:18:04>> space here for Barcelona.

1:18:08Brilliant piece of skill.

1:18:12>> This man using his own player, bro.

1:18:14>> Still trying to make something happen.

1:18:16Oh

1:18:16>> no. Come on.

1:18:17>> High degree of difficulty THERE FOR THE

1:18:19KEEPER.

1:18:19>> YEAH, HIS REACTION speed was outstanding

1:18:22and stopped what looked like a certain

1:18:23goal.

1:18:28>> That's a lovely looking ball.

1:18:30>> Offside it is, but he needed sharp eyes

1:18:33to make that decision.

1:18:34>> I thought he timed his run perfectly

1:18:36here. Incredibly close, but just about

1:18:39the correct decision I think.

1:18:43Fine.

1:18:45A very good tackle.

1:18:55>> And the flag does go up. Offside.

1:19:00Real using width to good effect.

1:19:06Can he find the right pass? MBAPPé.

1:19:13SHOT. It is [clears throat]

1:19:20>> going for goal.

1:19:21>> Nah.

1:19:22>> Oh, dealt with by the goalkeeper.

1:19:25>> Ch. Am I just too good or no?

1:19:28>> How about the short corner?

1:19:29>> I think I might just be too good.

1:19:31>> Pass that. Dangerous.

1:19:40maybe dangerous here

1:19:45and Valv.

1:19:48>> Here's Mbappé.

1:19:56>> EYES ON GOAL.

1:19:58>> WHAT?

1:19:59>> HOW IS THAT ALL COUNT?

1:20:02>> That was so tight. You can see how

1:20:04frustrated he is, but he did finish it

1:20:06off well.

1:20:09Karim.

1:20:14>> Dang. They Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

1:20:16Bro, I thought you was better at the

1:20:17game, bro. Like,

1:20:21>> almost saying to them, take it off me.

1:20:25>> Bro, like,

1:20:27>> bro, I thought you was better at the

1:20:28game.

1:20:31>> Good luck, bro.

1:20:36Well,

1:20:36>> that's how to keep the opposition at

1:20:37bay.

1:20:42Bellingham.

1:20:43Here's Mbappé.

1:20:46Just about the perfect pass. They could

1:20:48be in

1:20:52now with Pedri.

1:20:56>> Really getting stuck in

1:21:03Venios.

1:21:06>> That's a corner. That's a corner.

1:21:09deciding to go short with this one.

1:21:14>> Could be menacing.

1:21:20Trent Alexander Arnold.

1:21:26>> Oh, what vision there.

1:21:30>> Oh, it's an opening.

1:21:32Oh my god.

1:21:38>> Hey, G. Listen,

1:21:42listen. Like, yo, bro, there's no Yo,

1:21:45BRO. YOU JUST GOT to admit I'm better

1:21:46than you at FIFA, bro.

1:21:48>> I mean, like,

1:21:49>> you just got to like, you just got to

1:21:50admit that I'm just better.

1:21:54>> It's not my day, bro.

1:21:56You just, bro, like you just got to

1:21:59admit,

1:22:02>> you feel me? Like I know it's like like

1:22:06>> I know it's kind of tough to admit,

1:22:08>> but

1:22:11they take it short.

1:22:20[cheering]

1:22:21Now with Fine

1:22:27>> Barcelona free kick

1:22:28>> like I know it's kind of tough

1:22:33>> and that is that here in the Spanish

1:22:36capital.

1:22:37>> WHAT WE SAYING BRO? LIKE BRO COME LIKE

1:22:39BRO LIKE YOU GOT TO SAY something bro.

1:22:41You got

1:22:42>> I don't have nothing to say. I don't

1:22:43have nothing to say. He said he got

1:22:46nothing to say.

1:22:48>> Oh my goodness.

1:22:50Bro, you come with me, bro. It's crazy.

1:22:54>> And the ball rolling again after what

1:22:56was a

1:22:56>> Then I guess the streak contin from

1:22:58Reale. Can they repeat that in the

1:23:00second half?

1:23:02>> Determined defending. [bell]

1:23:10>> Well, that one has promise.

1:23:12>> No, no.

1:23:12>> Oh, big chance.

1:23:15And there it is.

1:23:19>> Hey, come on.

1:23:23>> Well, they get the ball moving and Barca

1:23:25believing again.

1:23:28>> Jude Bellingham. Andreal's creative

1:23:31tendencies coming to the four.

1:23:37Venios Jun

1:23:41could be threatening.

1:23:44>> This is the moment.

1:23:46OH MY WORD. THERE'S EXCELLENT timing for

1:23:49you. What a challenge.

1:23:51>> Oh, he got stuck in there, didn't he?

1:23:55>> Now, who can he play it to?

1:24:02Kundai.

1:24:08>> Well, I think it's fair to say the

1:24:09weight of playing for Real Madrid can be

1:24:12considerable soon.

1:24:13>> Oh, absolutely. And the combination of

1:24:15history, fan expectation, and consistent

1:24:18recruitment, it's created a club that

1:24:20just thrives under pressure year after

1:24:22year.

1:24:27>> And this to level it. Brilliantly

1:24:30blocked.

1:24:30>> Ah,

1:24:34he's through. HE'S THROUGH. HE'S

1:24:36THROUGH. THERE IT IS.

1:24:37CHIPIPURP.

1:24:51Come on.

1:24:54Come on.

1:25:02>> So, back underway at 3-1.

1:25:10Oh, good looking.

1:25:14>> Where's my Where's my defense?

1:25:16>> Where's my defense, bro?

1:25:19>> Where's my Where's my defense?

1:25:23>> Where's my back line at?

1:25:26>> Look at that, boy.

1:25:30>> Give me that, boy.

1:25:38Really inventive stuff from Real here.

1:25:46>> In their tracks.

1:25:47>> Nah,

1:25:49>> and the counterattack looks on.

1:25:54>> No,

1:25:55>> this could level it.

1:25:57>> Well, THAT IS TOP CLASS GOALKEEPING FOR

1:26:00YOU. YEAH, he barely had a moment to

1:26:02move and those reflexes were absolutely

1:26:04top class.

1:26:08>> Drifting infield.

1:26:13>> Oh, what a save. Courtney W, Courtney.

1:26:16>> W Courtney. What a save.

1:26:23>> Oh my gosh. Courtney just a

1:26:25>> plenty of support here, but a good piece

1:26:28of defending to bring it to an end.

1:26:32Mbappe. Mbappé.

1:26:36Oh, foul. Come on, bro. I'm getting

1:26:38>> What? Yo, bro, what is happening?

1:26:40>> Oh, that's a clever ball.

1:26:46>> Lamin

1:26:52and drifting in.

1:26:55Porky yellow.

1:26:58Valdde

1:27:07couldn't quite turn it into a chance.

1:27:09>> Well, they managed that out quickly,

1:27:11didn't they?

1:27:12>> Nicely. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:27:14whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:27:16whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:27:16>> Oh, look what he's trying.

1:27:17>> Yes, sir.

1:27:21Who saw this coming? Incredible.

1:27:28Just look at the pace on the transition.

1:27:30It's incredible.

1:27:33And then just look at this finish. He

1:27:36entices the keeper in. And it's a lovely

1:27:38little thing to deceive him. It's a

1:27:40superb finish, you have to say.

1:27:46>> Just 15 minutes remaining.

1:27:52Kundai

1:27:55now with Yamal.

1:28:06>> WHAT THE FLIP? OH MY GOD.

1:28:09>> The moment for the hattick.

1:28:10>> What a game he's had so far. You can see

1:28:12he's hungry for another but can't finish

1:28:15it off this time.

1:28:17>> Can't miss that.

1:28:19Bellingham

1:28:24>> at this late stage. Real Madrid.

1:28:26>> Why is it? Come on. Why are my players

1:28:28acting so slow?

1:28:33>> No.

1:28:33>> Upside.

1:28:37>> YO, RUTIGER atmosphere

1:28:40just forward in the hope of a winner.

1:28:43>> Why the No, bro. No way. You about to

1:28:44get a hattick. Look. God.

1:28:48Can you BELIEVE

1:28:50[screaming]

1:28:52>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1:28:54>> GOD DAMN.

1:28:57THIS MAN HAS GOT A HIGH 80 ARMY, BRO.

1:29:04>> WELL, it's an impressive

1:29:07sharp vision to create the chance.

1:29:09[laughter]

1:29:10There's no second guessing. goes

1:29:12straight for power and absolutely dumps

1:29:15it past the keeper. That's a proper

1:29:17striker's finish.

1:29:20>> Trent Alexander Arnold. Real Madrid

1:29:23attacking and they have to give it a go.

1:29:25>> Oh god, I'm about to get mad.

1:29:27>> I SWEAR GOD ON MY LIFE. I'M ABOUT to

1:29:32>> Can he finish them off? Splendid

1:29:35defending.

1:29:36>> What the? Well, having been awarded the

1:29:38corner, they'll no doubt look to put the

1:29:40issue beyond all doubt. [cough]

1:29:46>> Lovely pass could be threatening.

1:29:52>> Very alert defending to cut off the

1:29:54supply.

1:29:57>> Get the ball.

1:30:03>> Well, you can tell the crowd sense

1:30:04something here. It's getting late, but

1:30:06they're really pushing the team on now.

1:30:08>> There's no way, bro.

1:30:13>> Crossing opportunity.

1:30:14>> This man trying to No way. You're

1:30:15wasting time.

1:30:17>> No, no, no, no, no.

1:30:19>> Oh, read it really well. Might do damage

1:30:21on the break.

1:30:23>> And the ruling is offside here.

1:30:31>> And the final whistle is sounded. The

1:30:33end of the game here. A win for

1:30:35>> I told you, bro. I told you. Normal

1:30:37team.

1:30:40>> Such a close game.

1:30:41>> This is my game, bro. It was difficult

1:30:43to know which way that was going to go,

1:30:44but they should.

1:30:46>> Why you have to say now?

1:30:47>> Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch.

1:30:48Rematch. One more. It's 1-1. It's 1-1.

1:30:49It's 1-1. It's 1-1.

1:30:51>> It's 1-1. It's 1-1. It's 1-1. Relax.

1:30:53It's 1-1.

1:30:55>> It's 1-1. It's 1-1. It's 1-1.

1:30:58>> Okay. Last one.

1:30:59>> Yeah. Last one. Last one. Last one. Last

1:31:01one. Last one. It's one. GG. GG's. Last

1:31:03one. It's last one. Last one.

1:31:05Come on. Come on.

1:31:07Yo, chat. Bro, I'm not going to lie,

1:31:09bro. Bro, I'm using different team.

1:31:13I'm still baris

1:31:25chat. Who Who should I use?

1:31:41Let's go.

1:31:43>> Come on.

1:31:45[clears throat]

1:31:47Come on, Dewey. Come on.

1:31:51All right. Come on. Come on. Come on.

1:31:53Come on. All right. Last one, bro. This

1:31:54is it. Last one. Best out of three.

1:31:56Let's get it. Come on, chat. Last one,

1:31:58chat. Best out of three, bro. Here we

1:31:59go, chat.

1:32:00>> Come on, chat. Come on. Come on. Come

1:32:02on. We got to get this W, bro.

1:32:04>> Come on. Everybody stay on block

1:32:09and put into action what they've worked

1:32:11on in training.

1:32:14>> How many people is in the

1:32:16>> Barcelona? It's coming up next.

1:32:18>> How many people is in the room watching

1:32:20this?

1:32:22>> 75,000 rich history. We're at the pass

1:32:25in Paris. you doing twitch also or will

1:32:28you do?

1:32:28>> No, both is the former England

1:32:31international Sith and with the game

1:32:34just moment now. This really ought to be

1:32:36a superb watch. It's

1:32:40Barcelona

1:32:43today. It's important they get off to a

1:32:45good start, play their way into the

1:32:47game, be confident on the ball and

1:32:49hopefully we won't be disappointed.

1:32:54Jah Nev

1:32:57Dway

1:32:59good distribution.

1:33:06>> How about this?

1:33:07>> KAVAH [screaming]

1:33:15back underway. One0 it is.

1:33:27Advantage Barcelona.

1:33:32Well, possibilities in the center.

1:33:36Annoyingly there. It breaks down.

1:33:45>> The hell, bro? Like what?

1:33:47>> And this level it

1:33:48>> that's off top. You got to be, bro. Are

1:33:52y'all seeing this bro?

1:33:54>> Bro, LIKE, NO. ARE Y'ALL ACTUALLY seeing

1:33:56this?

1:33:58>> LIKE, LOOK. LIKE, LOOK AT THE GOALS HE

1:34:00IS GETTING, BRO.

1:34:03>> Look at the goals he's getting.

1:34:07The hell. What the LIKE, COME ON, BRO.

1:34:09TELL ME THIS NOT REAL. HE STOPPED

1:34:12THEM just when they looked menacing.

1:34:14[cheering]

1:34:22could be threatening. [cheering]

1:34:24>> Oh my god. Nelly,

1:34:26I swear to God, there's no way you just

1:34:27miss that.

1:34:32>> Short corner taken.

1:34:37>> Oh, what vision there

1:34:43chance to put them in front.

1:34:50Oh, I missed that.

1:34:52>> Wait, do his five star skill goals? How

1:34:54did I not know that?

1:34:57>> Pedri

1:35:02Fin.

1:35:05>> They've won the throw in.

1:35:09>> Not the greatest of throwins.

1:35:11>> Yeah, there were other options there,

1:35:12weren't there?

1:35:13>> He could pick out a teammate.

1:35:16That's how to pick a pass. Great timing

1:35:19and thing his opponent in the nick of

1:35:22time

1:35:24and PSG come away with it.

1:35:32>> That's what I call a Brexit tackle,

1:35:34mate. Oh,

1:35:40>> well,

1:35:41>> how is he? I was about to say,

1:35:43>> how does he keep getting through, bro?

1:35:46>> It's like he gets through every single

1:35:48time.

1:35:48>> Incredibly close, but just about the

1:35:51correct decision, I think.

1:35:55>> Dangerous.

1:35:56>> Narcely

1:35:59had an easier.

1:36:00>> Come on. 2-1.

1:36:03>> Well, underway again. It's a narrow 2-1

1:36:05lead as things stand.

1:36:07>> I play so bad defense in this game in

1:36:09this new

1:36:11>> opportunity to deliver the cross.

1:36:16Can they set up a chance

1:36:21fine piece of defending play to break it

1:36:23up?

1:36:24>> Yeah, they won it back well there.

1:36:28>> Oh, to level the match.

1:36:32on

1:36:37and deciding to go short with this one.

1:36:41>> Fine. He read the situation defensively

1:36:44and did his job.

1:36:48Ferrer.

1:36:50>> Yo, I but it look like I was trying to

1:36:53pass it. I was trying to pass it to him.

1:37:02Fantastic reflexes.

1:37:04>> Under pressure there, but his reactions

1:37:06were absolutely brilliant.

1:37:09>> Keen to take it short here.

1:37:14Might lead to a chance.

1:37:18Yamal

1:37:21just CAN'T GET IT PAST HIM.

1:37:24WELL, can Barcelona demonstrate their

1:37:26corner kick taking prowess?

1:37:31Very effective pass.

1:37:35>> Well, remaining patient all the while.

1:37:36>> Come on, bro. Look at my defense.

1:37:40>> They favor a short one here. Determined

1:37:43defending.

1:37:45>> No way. Come on, Speed. bro.

1:37:52>> Like, DON'T JUST SEE THAT.

1:37:55>> DID JUST SEE THAT,

1:37:57>> BRO?

1:37:58>> BRO, you did not mean to do that, bro.

1:38:00He's just so

1:38:01>> He did not mean it, bro. You meant to do

1:38:02that.

1:38:03>> Decides to just caress it past the

1:38:04goalkeeper who can do little about it.

1:38:11>> Great work to confuse the defender.

1:38:13>> Oh, that's just lovely, isn't it?

1:38:20Must take the lead here.

1:38:26Probing for an opening.

1:38:31Hakeime

1:38:35magnificent challenge.

1:38:39>> You see this? You see this chat? You see

1:38:41this right here? You see this

1:38:44>> Oh, he's sold. Oh, you sold

1:38:53>> the money.

1:38:57Young killer came up from

1:39:00serious people [music]

1:39:01from where I'm from like they don't know

1:39:04bigger MAN LIKE

1:39:06>> OH MY GOD

1:39:09>> then it

1:39:10>> are you serious

1:39:14desire due

1:39:17and the advantage is with PSG

1:39:20seemingly no one can stop him

1:39:24nice use of the ball impending danger

1:39:33trying to tee it up and it's opening up.

1:39:35>> There we go.

1:39:36>> I got it right back. I got it right

1:39:37back. I got it right back. We go. We go.

1:39:38We go. We go. We go. We go. I got it

1:39:40right back. I got it right back. I got

1:39:41it right back.

1:39:42>> I got it right back.

1:39:44>> And one minute of stoppage time has been

1:39:46added on. Attacking possibilities for

1:39:48PSG.

1:39:50>> Well, that was incisive.

1:40:00regaining control of the ball.

1:40:05>> OH MY GOD. TRY THIS. THREE.

1:40:07>> I AIN'T GOING TO LIE. GOOD GAME. IT'S A

1:40:08GOOD GAME right now. It's a good game

1:40:11right now.

1:40:12>> It's a good game. Hey, I'm liking this.

1:40:14I'm liking this though. I'm liking this

1:40:16though.

1:40:17So even Steven going into the second

1:40:20half of this one.

1:40:25two.

1:40:27>> Pedri

1:40:34Dway now

1:40:42with Vinho

1:40:49on Mench. Crossing possibilities.

1:40:52couldn't quite go the distance.

1:40:54>> No supatia.

1:41:09Well, the threat could be there.

1:41:18Fabian

1:41:22could be threatening

1:41:28Dway now.

1:41:30>> That's a good looking pass.

1:41:32>> Are you upset? Huh?

1:41:35>> Oh no, bro. Broki,

1:41:38where is my LATE LIKE WHERE IS MY

1:41:39DEFENSE?

1:41:40>> This is unbelievable.

1:41:43>> Can they take advantage?

1:41:46>> Well, snuffed it out completely.

1:41:50Oliver Z has been on counters, bro.

1:41:53>> Certainly have got to give this man high

1:41:55marks for his work up to this point.

1:41:58>> Well, what a first half that's been for

1:42:00him. He's been super everything positive

1:42:02seemed to go through him. He's my man of

1:42:04the match so far and hopefully it's the

1:42:06same in the second 45.

1:42:09>> And the flag does go up. Offside

1:42:16>> now. Opening things up.

1:42:23My god. LET'S GO.

1:42:24>> LET'S GO. [screaming]

1:42:27>> Let's go.

1:42:31>> Neest.

1:42:34Come on.

1:42:38Let's go, bro.

1:42:40>> Barcelona restart the game. Will that

1:42:43goal have the effect of stinging them

1:42:45into action?

1:42:47Garia

1:42:49on to Pedri.

1:42:53>> Yeah.

1:42:54>> Possession one.

1:42:58>> Ah.

1:43:02>> Well, when I first came here for a

1:43:04summer friendly in 1983 with MY DAD

1:43:07COULD EVEN IT UP.

1:43:08>> NO.

1:43:13>> LIKE, BRO. Are we

1:43:15>> I don't get it, bro. On God. I don't get

1:43:16it. On God, I don't get it. Every time I

1:43:19score a goal, he gets to go right back,

1:43:21bro. I don't get it.

1:43:25>> I don't get it.

1:43:29>> I like I don't get it, bro.

1:43:31>> Fabian.

1:43:35What was that?

1:43:38What did he just do?

1:43:40>> And Barca moving the ball with purpose.

1:43:43>> Can he get them in front? Look in goal,

1:43:47BUT THAT'S A GREAT CHALLENGE.

1:43:49>> OH, it's a brilliant recovery. That

1:43:51looks certain to be a goal.

1:43:58>> Can they set up a chance

1:44:05>> now with Ne?

1:44:06>> Let's go.

1:44:06>> Can he put IT AWAY? [screaming]

1:44:09No side.

1:44:14[screaming]

1:44:15>> Oh my god.

1:44:16>> Come on, man.

1:44:18>> What a game, MAN.

1:44:21>> LET'S GO, BABY.

1:44:25>> I must say, I'd have to go back quite a

1:44:27few years to remember the last time I

1:44:28covered a game with a score line of 54.

1:44:33>> Pundai.

1:44:34Here's Rafinho. might work out.

1:44:39>> Well, that's how to keep

1:44:45>> Dembele

1:44:47Vichelia.

1:44:53[cough and clears throat]

1:44:55Good idea.

1:44:57>> What? Oh,

1:45:01>> and the counter.

1:45:01>> Here we go with this, bro. The counter.

1:45:03Here we go. The counter. Here we go with

1:45:04the counter.

1:45:06still making progress.

1:45:10>> No.

1:45:11>> And leaving his opponent behind

1:45:15>> the level.

1:45:16>> Oh, we have to save his run and the flag

1:45:18going up.

1:45:23>> No, no, no, no.

1:45:25>> Varelia.

1:45:28Now, what can Paris San Jam do from this

1:45:30position?

1:45:35>> Oh my god. I sold I sold. I sold.

1:45:42>> No. YES. OH MY. YO. OH GOD. FIFA

1:45:45WATCHING THE [laughter] STREAM. FIFA,

1:45:46STOP GIVING HIM GOALS. ON GOD, FIFA,

1:45:49STOP GIVING HIM GOALS. ON GOD,

1:45:50[screaming] BRO. THEY IN THE STREAM

1:45:52RIGHT NOW. BALD, BRO. NAH, BRO. ON GOD.

1:45:54BALD COACH SOMEBODY FROM THE FOUNDATION

1:45:56OF EA. ON GOD. THIS IS INSANE. HE HIT

1:46:00THE GODDAMN CROSSBOARD AND IT MOTHER

1:46:02[screaming] WHAT WAS THAT?

1:46:05IS THIS like chat

1:46:08>> bro? Am I bugging?

1:46:12>> BRO, AM I BUGGING?

1:46:16>> Let's go. No.

1:46:23Hakeime

1:46:25Desire

1:46:26>> Dway

1:46:29full marks for trying but very deathly

1:46:31cut out.

1:46:35>> What?

1:46:36>> Yes,

1:46:36>> that's He's through.

1:46:39>> I was about to say,

1:46:40>> bro. I was about to say on Yo, bro.

1:46:44>> Oh, bro. I'm not going to lie. I was

1:46:45about to start twerking or something,

1:46:47dog.

1:46:48>> And just five minutes remaining.

1:46:52Marinos

1:46:53>> looking offside.

1:46:55>> Here's Fabian.

1:46:56>> Oh yeah,

1:46:57>> what a moment. Oh, can [cheering] you

1:47:00believe it? [laughter] With so little

1:47:02time left.

1:47:05This game see

1:47:10[screaming and groaning]

1:47:16[laughter]

1:47:17[screaming]

1:47:23>> look at THAT GO.

1:47:25>> COME ON. YO, STOP PLAYING WITH ME, BRO.

1:47:28Stop playing with me, bro.

1:47:30>> Stop playing with me, dog. again and the

1:47:32question is can they now

1:47:38>> time against Barcelona but you can't

1:47:41count them out

1:47:43[cheering]

1:47:45>> the timing was perfect ball one

1:47:48>> finish

1:47:50>> so two minutes to be added on at the end

1:47:56>> but he's certainly not alone

1:47:58>> oh the threat is there

1:48:01And here's

1:48:07>> no.

1:48:08>> Let me finish, bro. [applause]

1:48:10>> GG's, bro. HEY, GG'S. GG'S. HEY, I WON.

1:48:15>> HEY, I'M BETTER. I'm better at FIFA.

1:48:19>> You got to admit it.

1:48:20>> YOU GOT TO ADMIT IT, BRO. CAN'T NO

1:48:22FOOTBALLER BEAT ME IN FIFA, BRO.

1:48:24>> CAN'T BRO, can't nobody can't no

1:48:26footballer beat ME IN FIFA, CHAT. MY

1:48:28STREAK CONTINUES. My streak continues,

1:48:31bro. GG's though, bro. GG's though.

1:48:36GG's, bro.

1:48:37>> Bro, we have to play again. Not today.

1:48:39Not today. Another day. We have to play

1:48:41again,

1:48:41>> bro. Another day. We got to play. We got

1:48:44to play again. Another day, bro. But

1:48:46hey, bro. GG's, bro. HEY, EVERYBODY IN

1:48:48THE CHESS FILM W BALL DAY, BRO.

1:48:50Everybody in the chat film W Ball Day,

1:48:52bro. He was chat. Oh, two. We should 2v2

1:48:55ground. Hold on. Wait. How much time you

1:48:56got?

1:48:58>> Huh? We should 2v2 in grounds low key.

1:49:01That would be lit.

1:49:03You got grounds. Are you about to dip?

1:49:05You about to dip.

1:49:08>> You're talking with me or with the chat?

1:49:10>> No, I'm talking to you.

1:49:11>> Uh, what you saying?

1:49:13>> 2v2 in grounds.

1:49:15>> Ah, in grounds. Ah, but I have to leave,

1:49:17bro.

1:49:18>> Yeah. Okay. All right. Wait. Wait. Don't

1:49:20hold Wait. Don't hang up. Let me hang

1:49:22up. Okay. Let me hang up. Let me hang

1:49:23up. All right. All day. Yeah. Yeah.

1:49:26Yeah. Cuz I I ain't trying to leave. All

1:49:27right, bro. Love, bro. Ain't going to

1:49:28lie. G. Hey, look. We shall one v one

1:49:30again, bro. Get better at the game, bro.

1:49:32Listen, get better at the game. I give

1:49:35you like two to three months so you can

1:49:36get better at the game and we going to

1:49:38one v one. But right now, bro, I'm a

1:49:39better FIFA player, bro. And look And

1:49:41look, I'm coming to the L Classical. I'm

1:49:44coming to the L Classical. So, we got a

1:49:45link.

1:49:45>> Yeah, let me know. Let me know. Let me

1:49:47know if you're coming.

1:49:48>> We got to leave. All right, man. Chat. I

1:49:49ain't going to lie. Wald in the chat,

1:49:51bro. Wald, bro. All right, bro. Love,

1:49:52bro.

1:49:54>> Man, love, bro. Peace out, bro.

1:49:57>> Hey. Okay, bro. All right, chat. W

1:49:59Baldday. I ain't want to leak his Let me

1:50:02do that. W Bald dove, chat. W Bald, bro.

1:50:05I'm not gonna lie, chat. He was dumb

1:50:06cool, bro. W Bald, chat. W Bald. All

1:50:09right, chat. Now,

1:50:12now

1:50:13it is time,

1:50:16bro. I'm literally might be the best at

1:50:18FIFA, bro. Like, I have never lost to a

1:50:21footballer, bro. Like, I'm just too good

1:50:24at the game. Somehow I got like chat.

1:50:27Somehow I got so good at the game and I

1:50:30don't know how. [snorts]

1:50:32I like and I generally don't know how.

1:50:34Yo, wlet, put the um Wlet, put the um

1:50:37iPhone. ALL RIGHT. ANYWAY, CHAT, LET'S

1:50:39GIVE AWAY SOME MORE IPHONES, Y'ALL. Um

1:50:44I think I'mma play one person on FIFA,

1:50:46then I'mma switch to Fortnite, chat. I

1:50:48uh we got to give away more iPhones,

1:50:50bro. We need to give away more iPhones.

1:50:52So chat, who if you still want an

1:50:53iPhone, say me. I'm about to play

1:50:55somebody from my chat. Hold on. Let me

1:50:59do this real quick. GG's though, bro.

1:51:02GG's. GG's. No cap. So, if you want an

1:51:04iPhone, I'm about to play somebody from

1:51:06my Discord. So, I'm about to add you on

1:51:08my Discord.

1:51:10Uh, I'mma play one somebody. I'm about

1:51:12to play one person from my Discord. Let

1:51:15me go to my PC game. I'm about to play

1:51:16one person from my Discord. Wlet, please

1:51:18add the overlay. Let's get back to the

1:51:20stream. Wald day chat. I'm in your chat.

1:51:22I'mma keep doing that, bro. I'm going to

1:51:23keep doing that. Every week, yo, we

1:51:25going to play a footballer, chat. Every

1:51:27week. Every week, we going to play a

1:51:28footballer, bro. Every week, I got a

1:51:30whole stack lined up. Okay.

1:51:34Okay. All right, chat.

1:51:38Let me add him. Who should I play?

1:51:42Oh, yo, chat. Should we play him? Desto.

1:51:47We gonna play one more game of FIFA,

1:51:49then we gonna switch to Fortnite. Okay.

1:51:50We gonna switch to Fortnite.

1:51:55Coco said, "Scroll down. This one is

1:51:57old."

1:51:58>> Oh, scroll down. What do you mean scroll

1:51:59down? Oh, this one. Oh. Oh, this the new

1:52:02channel. Okay, him. Okay, let me just

1:52:05pick somebody. Um,

1:52:08I want to play somebody good with a good

1:52:10team cuz I'm like super good. I think we

1:52:13should do this guy right here. Sis

1:52:16Sis

1:52:17>> Panther said join VC.

1:52:19>> Join VC.

1:52:21Where?

1:52:23Uh, which one? Which VC? I got to give

1:52:26away more iPhones, bro. I got to give

1:52:28away 20, bro. I'm only at three, bro.

1:52:30I'm only at um I only gave away two.

1:52:33>> Panther said any

1:52:35>> Oh, any VC.

1:52:39All right, bro. I'm in general one. Drag

1:52:40me. Drag me.

1:52:47>> GO.

1:52:52I think he JUST

1:52:57>> bro

1:52:58like

1:53:00yo. Hello. Hello.

1:53:03Yo.

1:53:08All right, chat. Chad, join my Discord,

1:53:11chat. If you want a better chance to win

1:53:13the iPhone, join my Discord, okay?

1:53:16Please. EA. Okay. EA. Okay, chat. These

1:53:20are EA. Okay, submit your EA ID. Okay,

1:53:22chat. These are everybody EA IDs. I just

1:53:25I just hope who's ready, though. Yo,

1:53:27Coco, can you join the like Discord?

1:53:31Um,

1:53:34okay. Where's it at? EA.

1:53:37Okay. Approved EA IDs. Okay. Uh, let's

1:53:41do this guy. Hold on.

1:53:44Let me do

1:53:48>> Yo.

1:53:48>> Yo. So, I can pick anybody from these uh

1:53:51from this uh channel, right?

1:53:53>> Yeah. Yeah. And they'll be here ready.

1:53:55>> Okay. Who the best one though? Like I

1:53:57want a good game. Who the best?

1:53:59>> Be okay. Do do Cece.

1:54:02>> Cece. He's good.

1:54:05>> Yeah.

1:54:05>> All right. Bet. I'm about to add him

1:54:07right now. Um one of one. You already

1:54:11have him added.

1:54:11>> I already have them added. How?

1:54:15How do I How

1:54:16>> I don't know. You told me you already

1:54:17had him added.

1:54:18>> Who is this?

1:54:21>> It's a random fan.

1:54:23>> All right, bet. What is his name? One of

1:54:24one. All right, bet. Drago man. Drago

1:54:26man. One of 123.

1:54:29Let's get it.

1:54:33Wait. Ultimate team, right?

1:54:35>> Yo yo yo, what's good? Speed.

1:54:37>> Yo, I already got you added.

1:54:40>> Yeah. Uh, I guess someone logged into

1:54:42your account and added me like uh this

1:54:44morning or yesterday.

1:54:46>> What?

1:54:48Who did that?

1:54:49>> Someone. I don't know. But I got you

1:54:51added. Should I invite or should you?

1:54:53>> I do it. You got Ultimate Team, right?

1:54:56>> Yes, sir.

1:54:58>> Okay.

1:55:01>> I was uh I was I was watching that game

1:55:04against Baldi. I was like, damn. Speed

1:55:05kind of nice, bro. You got some moves.

1:55:07>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I ain't going to

1:55:08lie, bro. Chat, I do this, bro. I do

1:55:10this, dog. I do this, man. I [laughter]

1:55:11do this. All right, bro. I'm about to

1:55:13add you. All right, CHAT. HOW MANY GAMES

1:55:15SHOULD I DO WITH FIFO? ONE OR TWO?

1:55:17Because I want to switch to Fortnite

1:55:18soon or like Roblox.

1:55:21I want to give everybody a chance to get

1:55:22a uh

1:55:25Should I just do one more game or two

1:55:26more games? Which one? What's your name,

1:55:28bro?

1:55:31>> Cece.

1:55:32>> Cece.

1:55:33>> Yes, sir. Cece from Sagal.

1:55:37>> I don't Oh, yeah. I do got you. All

1:55:39right, man. Come on, bro. If you beat me

1:55:40on God, you get an iPhone. All right,

1:55:42bro. GG's, bro. One game.

1:55:44>> On God. On God.

1:55:45>> Yes. Wahi.

1:55:46>> All right. Let Let me go Ryan Map real

1:55:48quick on the market,

1:55:49>> bro. No, bro. Come on, bro. We don't

1:55:51have time for that, bro. Listen, bro.

1:55:52Listen. Let me get somebody else. I'm

1:55:54going to get somebody.

1:55:55>> All right. No, no, no. I'm good. I'm

1:55:56good. I'm good. I'm good. Let's play.

1:55:57Let's play. I'll be I'm joining right

1:55:58now. I'm joining right now.

1:56:00>> Hold on. I got to piss. Hurry up, bro.

1:56:02Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.

1:56:03>> Yeah. I'm right here. I'm right here.

1:56:04Right here.

1:56:06>> Mute your mic. Mute your mic.

1:56:08>> Two. Y'all want two games? Okay. I do

1:56:10one and I do another one. All ready up.

1:56:14>> All right. Let's go.

1:56:15>> All right. I'm real quick.

1:56:17>> Best of luck. Best of luck.

1:56:46How are we not in the game? Oh,

1:56:48>> you done ready up?

1:56:49>> All right, let's go.

1:56:50>> All right, let's go.

1:56:51>> Let's get it.

1:56:52>> Best of luck. Best of luck. Let's get

1:56:54it.

1:56:54>> IF YOU WANT THIS IPHONE, LET'S GO.

1:56:57I'mma do one more game of FIFA. I'mma

1:57:00get on Fortnite. Damn. I ain't going to

1:57:02lie, bro. I ain't played Fortnite in a

1:57:03minute, bro. Welcome along to an

1:57:05evening. I

1:57:05>> might be super rusty on that, bro.

1:57:08>> All right, speak. So, winner of this

1:57:10gets an iPhone. Dead ass.

1:57:12>> Yes, bro.

1:57:14>> All right, let's get it, man. This bro,

1:57:16the stream literally says, "Yo, join the

1:57:18stream. You win an iPhone."

1:57:19>> Well, I'm really looking forward to this

1:57:21one today. It'll be interesting to see

1:57:22how

1:57:23>> All right, LET'S GET IT. TURN ME UP.

1:57:24>> WHAT AN atmosphere we have here. I

1:57:26absolutely can't wait.

1:57:32Clauddio Marisio

1:57:35Carreras

1:57:38perfectly anticipated really well won.

1:57:53Kelly Smith

1:57:55now Bellingham.

1:57:57Federrico Valverde.

1:58:00>> Oh, could be a chance here.

1:58:03>> Foul penalty.

1:58:04>> What?

1:58:05>> Oh, pass or slow getting back. Offside

1:58:08either way.

1:58:08>> Yeah, I think it's a bit of both, but

1:58:10you've got to give her time to get back

1:58:12on side here.

1:58:14>> Damn, why you mad aggressive

1:58:16>> and he has options available.

1:58:21>> Breathe,

1:58:23>> bro. This iPhone not going to come easy,

1:58:25bro. I don't know what to tell you.

1:58:28>> Like I'm not Yo, bro. Like I might give

1:58:30one of these iPhones for easy, bro. You

1:58:32got to beat me. You got to really beat

1:58:33me. Like I'm not trolling.

1:58:35>> Exactly what you want, isn't it? Got in

1:58:37the right spot and took the ball

1:58:38cleanly.

1:58:41>> Valver

1:58:48it. It comes to an end.

1:58:50>> Well, they've started really got lucky

1:58:52there, man. Hit the post. That should

1:58:53have been that was unlucky not to go in.

1:58:56They've been the better side in these

1:58:57opening stages.

1:58:59>> And they could be going close again

1:59:00soon.

1:59:03>> What? Nah. Speed. You're lucky. Post

1:59:06twice.

1:59:07>> Nah, man. What is Da doing right now?

1:59:11Should be up.

1:59:13>> Nuno Mendes.

1:59:17Po.

1:59:21>> Mendes.

1:59:24Defenders have to get up early and be

1:59:26ready for the task ahead whenever they

1:59:28come up against Venicius Jun. Is he

1:59:30going to play a prominent role in this

1:59:32game?

1:59:32>> Well, he's so quick and his ability to

1:59:34get past players using his pace. It's

1:59:36just a joy to watch. He can also exploit

1:59:39that space in behind. So, defenders,

1:59:41they're going to have to be careful if

1:59:42they're keeping a high line today.

1:59:44>> What the hell,

1:59:48Marcus Rashford?

1:59:51Good work to beat the challenge.

1:59:55>> A chance to cross here. Making good

1:59:57ground and still going.

1:59:59>> No.

2:00:05>> Ball one. Well read

2:00:06>> almost.

2:00:06>> Oh, you can see switched on. Completely

2:00:08alive to it.

2:00:12>> Well, it was good, but ultimately

2:00:14nothing doing.

2:00:19>> Jude Bellingham. What the hell?

2:00:23>> Oh, could be here.

2:00:33>> That's a good ball.

2:00:37>> And that's three times now, bro. Oh my

2:00:40god.

2:00:41>> But it's come to nothing.

2:00:42>> How am I hitting the post so much?

2:00:44>> So close to taking the lead there.

2:00:47>> Hey, that's a pen. And the attack breaks

2:00:50down.

2:01:04Players waiting in the center.

2:01:08Setting up the chance.

2:01:16Working hard to win it back there.

2:01:18Could be something happening here.

2:01:20>> Is that not off?

2:01:22>> Wow.

2:01:25>> Rafa

2:01:30superb.

2:01:32>> Oh my god, bro.

2:01:36>> Well, what a finish that is,

2:01:38>> bro. After hitting the post three times,

2:01:40you can only watch it go past him. It's

2:01:42a brilliant goal,

2:01:45>> Federrico Valver. Could

2:01:49be something happening for them now. And

2:01:51it's given away.

2:01:55>> Venicius Jun as always electric to

2:01:58watch. He's calm one second. And can he

2:02:01finish?

2:02:03>> Crucial.

2:02:05>> What an important block that is. He got

2:02:07his timing spot on.

2:02:10>> Kelly Smith.

2:02:12He's been pinched. Mind there,

2:02:18>> Marcus Rashford.

2:02:19>> Nah, you love sliding, bro. What the

2:02:21hell? And you always get him, too.

2:02:29>> And he has options of plenty.

2:02:35>> Not even PASSING IT TO HIM POSITION.

2:02:47Promising position this

2:02:52>> and able to come away with the ball.

2:02:54[cheering]

2:02:56>> This could get interesting.

2:03:10Cladio Marisio.

2:03:15>> Oh, should score.

2:03:16>> No wonder.

2:03:18>> You're defending me pretty well. I got

2:03:20to give you that, man.

2:03:22>> You're making me work for this.

2:03:25>> Oh, bro.

2:03:27set it up.

2:03:28>> This

2:03:29>> that has been carelessly given away.

2:03:33>> Can't get through at all, bro. I just

2:03:35can't GET THROUGH. [screaming]

2:03:37>> AND the marker done for

2:03:43>> I can't get through, bro.

2:03:45>> End of the first 45 minutes here.

2:03:47[laughter]

2:03:50>> Me.

2:03:50>> Hey, man. I want

2:03:51>> I'm giving everybody a chance, bro. Bro,

2:03:54I'm giving everybody a chance, bro. I'm

2:03:56giving everybody a chance, bro. Bro, I

2:04:00think I used up all my brain power on um

2:04:03Baldi, [snorts] bro.

2:04:05>> I'm like a little tired now.

2:04:14>> And what a

2:04:15>> Let's go, Cody.

2:04:23>> Rashford puts it in. Oh my goodness.

2:04:26>> Draw goalkeeping.

2:04:34>> Got there first to react but has headed

2:04:37it wide.

2:04:45Patch. [bell]

2:04:49>> And the work pays off as they get the

2:04:51ball back.

2:05:00Federrico Valverde

2:05:02>> and onto Smith.

2:05:05>> Promising looking balls.

2:05:06bung keeper. You like you trying

2:05:09so hard for this iPhone, bro. He is

2:05:11trying hard.

2:05:13>> Bro, he's actually trying so hard for

2:05:16this iPhone, bro.

2:05:18>> Like dead ass.

2:05:21>> [laughter]

2:05:22>> What do you want me to do?

2:05:24>> I need this iPhone, brother.

2:05:28>> That's not a foul, man. I pushed it.

2:05:35>> Has the space to whip it in here.

2:05:43>> The attack is over.

2:05:47>> Oh my days.

2:05:50This is insane.

2:05:55>> He's asked plenty of questions of the

2:05:56back line. Certainly difficult to

2:05:58contain.

2:05:59>> Yeah, he's had a really productive first

2:06:01half and give his side the lead with a

2:06:03tidy finish. But

2:06:04>> now a chance.

2:06:07>> WHY IS IT ANOTHER

2:06:10OKAY.

2:06:10>> OH, he got stuck in there, didn't he?

2:06:14>> Well, does anybody want to make a

2:06:16challenge here?

2:06:22Good save.

2:06:23>> No, it's gone. Danger dealt with

2:06:28>> Alawiran.

2:06:34>> One. Well read

2:06:38now. I wonder where this is going.

2:06:41>> Oh, a great chance. It's there and it's

2:06:45a settler for them. Two in front now.

2:06:48>> That's iPhone 9, baby.

2:06:49>> Celebration, bro. out of here, bro.

2:06:51Come on. [laughter]

2:06:54>> Is now two as the game restarts.

2:07:04>> Teammates in support here.

2:07:11Untidy in possession there.

2:07:14Beautifully

2:07:19weighted ball

2:07:22now. Can he get the cross in?

2:07:31>> Making decent progress here.

2:07:39encouraging players are not moving at

2:07:41all to anything.

2:07:42>> Like, can y'all move in a box or

2:07:44something? Like, nobody's making no

2:07:46plays, bro.

2:07:48>> Oh, could be a chance here.

2:07:49>> That's some bro. Nobody in my

2:07:52box is moving, bro. Not a single person.

2:07:56>> The counter looks on here. Options

2:07:58available.

2:08:00>> Well, it looked promising, but only up

2:08:02to a point.

2:08:05And

2:08:05>> of course, what a ball.

2:08:12Federrico Valverde.

2:08:16This could be dangerous.

2:08:20>> Oh, it must be here. Oh, super sharp

2:08:24reactions.

2:08:26>> Chad like, bro, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SPING

2:08:28L'S, BRO. LIKE, CHAT, if I lose, you get

2:08:29a iPhone. Like, bro, like GG's, bro.

2:08:32Like, chat. My goal is to give away

2:08:34iPhones. Like, I don't care if I lose.

2:08:37Like if I lose, I lose. Like, bro, like

2:08:40like I'm trying to give y'all a chance

2:08:41for like to y'all get an iPhone. Like,

2:08:43okay, I lost, bro. Like,

2:08:45>> no time to dwell on it.

2:08:50>> Like, I'm trying to give away more

2:08:51iPhones today.

2:08:52>> Carreras.

2:08:53>> Like, what the hell? It's like chat it's

2:08:57GG's. Like, chat. Like, I wanted to give

2:08:59away like 20 today. Anyways,

2:09:00>> really promising they'll be

2:09:01disappointed, you know?

2:09:04>> I'm not really tripping, bro.

2:09:06Like he's over here trying out. He's

2:09:08like he's trying out for the

2:09:09FIFA national team.

2:09:12[laughter]

2:09:16>> Bro is trying harder.

2:09:18>> I need that iPhone, man. What can I say?

2:09:30>> You're lowkey cooking me with this left

2:09:32stick dribbling.

2:09:34I can't get the ball off you, man.

2:09:40>> Will it ever open up?

2:09:41>> Can you stop?

2:09:44>> Options available in the middle.

2:09:47They've lost it there and the attack is

2:09:49over.

2:09:51>> GG's, bro. GG's

2:09:56>> GG's, bro. [cheering]

2:09:58>> GG's, man.

2:10:00>> GG's, bro. He won, bro. He won. GG's,

2:10:03BRO. ALL RIGHT, CHAT. HE won an iPhone.

2:10:06Chat, y'all see chat. Y'all see how easy

2:10:07it is to win AN IPHONE? BRO, I DON'T

2:10:09CARE IF Y'ALL CALLING ME ASS. I DON'T,

2:10:11BRO. I'M LITERALLY GIVING AWAY IPHONES.

2:10:14I DON'T CARE. SHUT, BRO. BAN HIM. OH,

2:10:16GOD. Ban him cuz I'm, bro. Like, and I'm

2:10:18sick and you like zoning me out, bro.

2:10:21Like, bro, like, like, I don't care,

2:10:22bro. All right, bro. GG's Coco.

2:10:24>> I I I I speed. GG's. Appreciate you,

2:10:26man. And keep up the dope work, bro.

2:10:28Love your streams.

2:10:29>> Yeah, bro. Congratulations on winning

2:10:30the iPhone, Coco. Uh uh Coco, get his

2:10:33PayPal. All right, [bell]

2:10:35Coco.

2:10:36>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:10:37>> Get his PayPal, bro. I got a

2:10:38headache, bro. Damn, bro. All right,

2:10:42chat. Do y'all want to do one more on

2:10:44FIFA or that's it, bro?

2:10:48Starting to get a headache, bro. Where's

2:10:49my water at?

2:10:51One more or it?

2:11:00No more. Okay. All right, chat. Let's

2:11:02switch the game. All right, chat. Let's

2:11:03switch the game. Let's switch the game.

2:11:05All right. Now, look, bro. Let's switch

2:11:07the game. Let's switch the game. Let's

2:11:08switch the game. Okay. Cool. Let's

2:11:10switch the game. Let's switch the game.

2:11:13Let's switch. Let's switch. Let's

2:11:15switch. Let's switch. Let's switch.

2:11:16Let's switch. Holy crap. Let's switch.

2:11:18Let's switch. All good. All good. Um,

2:11:21yeah. Let's do fort. Let's do fort chat.

2:11:23Let's do fort. Let's do fort.

2:11:25Let's do a couple forks, bro.

2:11:28Let's do a couple forks, chat. Let's do

2:11:30a couple forts, y'all. Let's do a couple

2:11:32forts.

2:11:35Let's do a couple forts. Let's do a

2:11:37couple forts. Switch the game. Yeah, I'm

2:11:38switching. I'm switching. All right.

2:11:39Come on, y'all. And chat, this time

2:11:41I'mma just I'mma do one v ones. Okay, so

2:11:44everybody queue up in this um queue up.

2:11:49What is it called? Que queue up in a 1v

2:11:51one map. Okay, I'm going to do fort this

2:11:54time. I'mma do a couple forts.

2:11:56I'm not going to lie, bro. Y'all

2:11:57probably got a better chance in

2:11:58Fortnite, bro. I haven't played Fortnite

2:11:59in days, bro. No, in months.

2:12:13All right, everybody listen. If you want

2:12:14a chance to win an iPhone, everybody,

2:12:17what is the code to this? How do I check

2:12:20the code? It's called 1v one build fight

2:12:22resin. Make sure you [music] need to

2:12:24have a mic. You you you need to have a

2:12:27mic.

2:12:28It's called 1v one build fight resin.

2:12:31What is the code to this though? How do

2:12:33I check the code

2:12:37chat? The code is right here.

2:12:3978353911999.

2:12:44Servers is

2:12:48server is um

2:12:53North America.

2:12:55Go to North America servers.

2:12:57North America. North America server.

2:12:59North America server. North America.

2:13:02North America.

2:13:05North America. Chat. North America.

2:13:09Wait, hold on.

2:13:15North America, Virginia. North America,

2:13:18Virginia. [snorts]

2:13:22North America, Virginia. All right,

2:13:24let's do it. Let's get it.

2:13:28I'm going to do a couple more for it.

2:13:29Let's get it. Let's get it. Come on.

2:13:31Come on. Come on. Come on.

2:13:37How can I win? You have [music] to beat

2:13:39me. Beat me in the game. I'm going to do

2:13:40Discord next though. I think I'm going

2:13:42to do Discord or uh Roblox.

2:13:49Do I have one iPhone? What? What? What?

2:13:54Bro, I need to eat, bro. I got a

2:13:56headache and I'm sick, bro. I'm sick

2:13:58streaming, bro. Like, that's how I know

2:14:00I love y'all, bro. That's how y'all know

2:14:01I love y'all. I'm sick streaming, bro.

2:14:04Sick streaming.

2:14:26Rest up, speed. No, I ain't going to

2:14:27lie. After this stream, I'm taking a fat

2:14:29sleep, bro.

2:14:32Every time I sleep, chat, every time I'm

2:14:33sick, I sleep like 9 10 hours and I'm

2:14:36and I don't get sick anymore. Like the

2:14:38next day, I don't like I feel better.

2:14:41That's for everybody in the chat. If you

2:14:43ever get sick, just sleep for like 10

2:14:45hours. Trust me, that's all you need,

2:14:48bro. You don't even need medicine, bro.

2:14:49On God. All you need to sleep. Well, for

2:14:52me, that's how my body works.

2:14:55That's how my body works. Just sleep.

2:15:01What the hell going on with this, bro?

2:15:03Hold on, chat. Let me restart game.

2:15:16>> [laughter]

2:15:18[clears throat]

2:15:20>> You're lagging. Yeah, I know. I had to

2:15:21restart game. [cough]

2:15:24[clears throat]

2:15:25Oh my gosh, dude.

2:15:29[sighs and gasps]

2:15:36I want to join a bro. Why is it taking

2:15:37so long? I don't know. How to win

2:15:39iPhone. LISTEN TO LISTEN EVERYBODY who's

2:15:42who's just joined to win an iPhone. I am

2:15:44playing a variety of games and I'm also

2:15:47doing a try not to laugh on Discord as

2:15:49well later after this. Okay. All you

2:15:52have to do is beat me. Beat me. Beat me

2:15:56in the game or make me laugh. That's it.

2:15:59That's it, bro.

2:16:04All right. Bet. Yo, bro. Yo, bro. Are

2:16:07you from my stream?

2:16:12What are you doing, bro?

2:16:17Chat. Yo, chat. Is he from my stream or

2:16:19no? Oh my gosh. I forgot how to play

2:16:22Fortnite. Holy.

2:16:24Oh my gosh. I might give away a lot of

2:16:26Oh my gosh. I might give away too many.

2:16:32Yo, bro, I might give away a lot of

2:16:34iPhones on Fortnite. Oh my gosh. I'm

2:16:37lowkey a bot. Oh my gosh. I haven't

2:16:39played for Oh my gosh, it's over. It's

2:16:42over.

2:16:44I should have stayed on FIFA.

2:16:47I should have stayed on FIFA. Oh, it's

2:16:49over.

2:16:51Oh my god, it's over. It's so over.

2:16:55Okay.

2:16:57Wait, I think this is the wrong server.

2:17:00Is Wait, is this the right server? Wait,

2:17:02this isn't even in the right server.

2:17:07This right?

2:17:10Yeah. Wrong mat. Wrong mat. Wrong mat.

2:17:11Wrong mat. It's this one. It's this one.

2:17:15All right, bro. Listen, everybody. Join

2:17:18this ONE V ONE BUILD FIGHT if you want

2:17:19to have a chance. Let's go.

2:17:25My fault. My fault. Wrong map. Wrong

2:17:27map. Rom. Easy win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It

2:17:29might be. I'm dumb rusty on Fortnite.

2:17:32I'm super rusty on Fortnite, bro.

2:17:36Bro, I'm rusty. I'm not going to lie. I

2:17:38haven't played in a minute

2:17:49at AB cuz [music] Eclipse donated £1.99

2:17:52through super chat. Speed my brew. Love

2:17:55you so much. Mala fr.

2:17:57>> Thank you, bro. Appreciate that, bro. Is

2:18:00something wrong with this map, bro? I

2:18:01bro, I think this map is cooked, bro.

2:18:05This map is cooked. Nothing.

2:18:11Freak. Wait, then how can I do this

2:18:14then?

2:18:17This map's cooked, bro.

2:18:23I might just do Discord, bro.

2:18:26Or do I wait?

2:18:36at dave xdfnm donated 99 cents through

2:18:39super chat.

2:18:42>> I think this map is cooked. Bro,

2:18:46>> it keeps glitching my game.

2:18:49This map's cooked.

2:18:51>> Latino Poy Chulo donated $1. You, bro,

2:18:55when we collab, bro, I love you. And low

2:18:57key, can we collab? I can beat you in

2:18:59any games, so one v one me instead of

2:19:01anyone.

2:19:02>> This map's cooked. This map

2:19:04All right, I think we got to do it the

2:19:06old fashy.

2:19:08Donated $5 through super chat.

2:19:11>> You speed. This is love baby 1v1 me on

2:19:13Fortnite. My username is J.

2:19:15>> Yo, I need a new map. Roblox rivals.

2:19:18Yeah, I ain't going to lie. I might do

2:19:19Roblox. I might do Roblox now

2:19:21>> at the wanderer1 million donated two

2:19:24pounds through super chat. Go back to

2:19:26FIFA. It's a better one v one

2:19:28experience.

2:19:30Yeah. Yeah. But I don't want to just

2:19:32play one game the whole stream though,

2:19:34you know, and everybody's not good at

2:19:35FIFA, so I got to switch it up. [bell]

2:19:39Um,

2:19:41okay. How can we do this?

2:19:47Is there chat? What's another 1v one map

2:19:50code? Yo, Coco, what's another uh one v

2:19:52one map code

2:19:54that I can do?

2:19:57That was above

2:19:59>> at rolx donated 10 United Arab Emirates

2:20:03dearhams through super chat.

2:20:05>> Speed say my name face with [music]

2:20:07peeking eye.

2:20:09>> Which one?

2:20:13>> Is it this one?

2:20:14>> At trxpgxd [music]

2:20:16777 donated €249

2:20:20through super chat. Speed, can you say

2:20:23my name? Johnny. this. All right, CHAT.

2:20:27EVERYBODY JOIN THIS one v one map to

2:20:30play this donated $2

2:20:31>> to win the iPhone. Everybody join this

2:20:33map. This map. Okay, this map. Everybody

2:20:38join this map. Chat

2:20:40servers is North America, Virginia.

2:20:44These are my servers. North America,

2:20:47Virginia.

2:20:48Servers North America, Virginia. North

2:20:51America, Virginia.

2:20:53North America, Virginia.

2:20:58These are my servers.

2:21:02Wait, where's that?

2:21:06Come on, chat. I'm trying to give away

2:21:08more iPhones, bro.

2:21:14Where's

2:21:17this people? Low. How did somebody join?

2:21:22I'm in a private lobby. Oh my freaking

2:21:25goodness.

2:21:26I'm a I'm a bot. I'm a bot. I'm a bot.

2:21:28I'm a bot. I'm a bot.

2:21:32No, I'm in a public chat. What are y'all

2:21:33talking about? I'm in public.

2:21:40What is happening?

2:21:53This is public.

2:21:57Why isn't nobody joining though? Chad,

2:22:00do y'all want the iPhone or not?

2:22:35Yo, where? Yo, bro. light.

2:22:40Yo yo yo yo.

2:22:43Hello. Are you in my stream?

2:22:47Are you in my stream?

2:22:50Bro, you need to have a mic, bro.

2:23:02Like, how do I like how do you expect

2:23:04for me to get your Yo, bro, do you have

2:23:06a mic? You got a mic? Plug in your mic,

2:23:15brother.

2:23:25All right, new person.

2:23:29New person. New person. New person. New

2:23:31person. New person. New person. New

2:23:33person. New person. New person.

2:23:36New person. New person.

2:23:39[clears throat]

2:23:43What server? North America. Virginia.

2:23:45North America. Virginia. Chat. North

2:23:48America. Virginia.

2:23:50Yo, why is this so glitchy, bro?

2:23:53Every map is glitchy.

2:23:57I might have just made my party public.

2:24:12Too many people loading in.

2:24:15Chad, is it just too many people loading

2:24:16in? Is that what it is?

2:24:26A How can we do this damn on fort?

2:24:32This is annoying.

2:24:36Okay, you know what? I might have just

2:24:37add random Okay, I might have just add

2:24:39random people in. I might have just add

2:24:41random people on Epic then. I might have

2:24:44just add y'all epics. I think I might

2:24:46got to put y'all epics in the chat.

2:24:48Y'all might got to put y usernames in

2:24:49the chat.

2:24:58The hell is that noise?

2:25:01Y'all hear that? The hell

2:25:07that

2:25:10All right. Yeah, cuz this is glitch,

2:25:12bro. Y'all might ain't going to lie,

2:25:13chat. Y'all might just got to put your

2:25:14epics in the chat. That's the best way

2:25:17to do this, man.

2:25:18I'm not gonna cop to y'all

2:25:23because I think too many people is

2:25:24joining.

2:25:26We're gonna do it the oldfashioned way.

2:25:31Old fashion.

2:25:34The noise is

2:25:41All right, let's pick a random person

2:25:42from the chat.

2:25:48Let's do

2:25:51[music] who? Yo, what the freak,

2:25:55bro? Stop, bro. You calling me on Steam.

2:25:58Let's do this guy. L car player 97.

2:26:03Len car player 97.

2:26:13That's not a name, brother. That's not a

2:26:15name.

2:26:18That name does not work.

2:26:20Uh,

2:26:24stop. Let's do the real Dino 7819i.

2:26:32That's not a name, brother. You do not

2:26:33have an epic.

2:26:38You guys, bro, can y'all put your actual

2:26:40epics in the chat?

2:26:43Let's do this guy right here. FO27.

2:26:50Yo, can y'all Yo, bro, chat.

2:27:03Like, bro, like, do y'all have real

2:27:05epics, bro? Like, what am I like? Yo,

2:27:09put your epic ID.

2:27:16Kibo. Let's do Keybo.

2:27:18Keybo 10.

2:27:26Oh my days. I don't think Bro, listen. I

2:27:29don't think Guys, put your Epic

2:27:32accounts. Don't Don't put your YouTube

2:27:33account.

2:27:35Like, does none of y'all not have a your

2:27:38Fortnite account, guys? Your Fortnite

2:27:44do this one. Leosa,

2:27:57dude.

2:27:59Like, I don't know if I'm getting

2:28:00trolled or not. [music]

2:28:01Yo, STOP THE YO, BRO. YOU GETTING

2:28:04BLOCKED. Stop calling me, bro. WHAT ARE

2:28:06YOU DOING? STOP CALLING ME ON STEAM.

2:28:15What the hell? How was none of these

2:28:18popping up?

2:28:28Can you just choose mine? Okay, let me

2:28:30choose yours.

2:28:34Finally. Okay. Okay. We have a real one.

2:28:37Okay. Finally, we got a real person.

2:28:38OKAY. YO, GANG RETRO 12, BRO. Gang Retro

2:28:4212, accept my friend request.

2:28:51Gang Retro 12, accept my friend request.

2:28:54Wait, or was it this dude?

2:28:57Gang retro accept my friend request.

2:29:03Accept it. Accept it.

2:29:18You not even online, aren't you? This

2:29:21bot not even online.

2:29:26You not even online.

2:29:33Yo, I'm dead, bro.

2:29:38Y'all not ready, bro. I'm dead ass

2:29:40trying to give away iPhones and none of

2:29:42y'all ready. This is crazy, bro.

2:29:46All right, bro. New person in. New

2:29:48person. Y'all are some actual bots, bro.

2:29:54Choose mine. Camper.V1.

2:29:59camper.Vv1.

2:30:05Oh

2:30:18Camper.V1. Hurry up. Camper.V1. Hurry

2:30:22up.

2:30:24Camper.Vv1. Hurry up. I just sent you a

2:30:28friend request.

2:30:35Camper.Vv1. Come on.

2:30:51Y'all, bro. And listen, if I If

2:30:55YOU'RE NOT ON THE GAME, STOP PUTTING

2:30:57YOUR EPIC IN THE CHAT.

2:30:59OH, BRO. Y'all about to make me If

2:31:02you're not on the game, do not put your

2:31:03epic. I'm not just adding y'all. I'm

2:31:05trying to give

2:31:12Okay. Here. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. He

2:31:13Okay. He added me back. He added me

2:31:15back. He Okay. He added me back. He

2:31:16added me back. He added me back. Okay.

2:31:18Join my party. Join my party.

2:31:20Finally, bro. Yo, bro.

2:31:24Homie.

2:31:28Homie.

2:31:29Homie.

2:31:30>> Yo. Yo.

2:31:31>> Yo, you ready?

2:31:32>> Yo.

2:31:33>> Yo, you ready? You ready? Okay. Finally,

2:31:36bro.

2:31:37>> Yo, so many people add me in my my my

2:31:39account.

2:31:40>> Okay. All right. Listen, bro. If you

2:31:42beat me, you get an iPhone. Okay.

2:31:46All right. Ready up.

2:31:47>> Ready up. Ready up, Lacy.

2:31:50Okay.

2:31:51>> Yeah.

2:31:52>> Ready up. Ready up. Ready up. Ready up.

2:31:56>> And look. Mute my stream, bro. Mute my

2:31:58stream.

2:32:00>> Okay. Okay. Okay.

2:32:02>> All right. Tad. This is the first

2:32:03contestant.

2:32:04>> Yo.

2:32:06>> First one of two. Let's play it. First

2:32:09one of two. You ready?

2:32:12You ready?

2:32:14>> Bro. Mhm.

2:32:16>> All right. All right. Bet. First one or

2:32:17two.

2:32:17>> Wait. What weapons? What?

2:32:19>> Go pump AR. Go pump AR. Go pump. Go pump

2:32:22AR.

2:32:26>> Go pump iron. Iron pump.

2:32:29>> Yeah. Go pump blue AR.

2:32:33>> You ready?

2:32:36>> Yeah.

2:32:40>> Oh

2:32:52Yo, can we do box fights, please? Box,

2:32:56>> bro. Yo yo yo yo yo. Lacy Dus, we're

2:32:59doing bill fights. Bill fights, bro.

2:33:03[laughter]

2:33:04>> I'm lagging. Why so many people, bro?

2:33:12Look at that.

2:33:19All right. One nil. One.

2:33:23>> Okay. Wait. All right. Come on.

2:33:39>> All right. T GG's, bro. Ain't going to

2:33:40lie. Lacy dust

2:33:43got that

2:33:44>> I ain't going to Lacy Dust. GG's, bro.

2:33:45GG's, bro. GG's. I got to play somebody

2:33:47else, though. I got to play somebody

2:33:48else, bro. I got to play somebody else,

2:33:50bro. GG's, bro.

2:33:51>> Can I keep you at it? Can I keep you at

2:33:53it, please?

2:33:53>> Yes, bro.

2:33:54>> Can I keep at it?

2:33:54>> Yes, you can keep me at it. You can keep

2:33:56me at it.

2:33:56>> Yes.

2:33:57>> All right, Chad. Next person. Next

2:33:58person.

2:34:01>> Next person.

2:34:02>> No.

2:34:04>> Okay. Okay. Rayo 7z.

2:34:08>> Yo, have a good date, bro. Have a good

2:34:10date. All right, bro. Have a good day.

2:34:11Have a good day. Yo, bro. Yo, bro.

2:34:14>> Veto YouTube.

2:34:15>> All right, bro. GG's, bro.

2:34:23>> Why can't I add him?

2:34:31He has too many friend requests.

2:34:37Ravito has too many friend requests.

2:34:40What? That don't even make sense. All

2:34:42right. Sorry, Ravito. I can't do you.

2:34:44Uh, let's do

2:34:48[bell and music]

2:34:55Gary's Model. Let's do Gary's Model. I

2:34:57like that name. Gary's Model.

2:35:03Not, bro. god damn it. Guys,

2:35:06stop. For the love of God, put your

2:35:09Fortnite epic. Fortnite Epic. I am

2:35:12giving away iPhones. iPhones. Okay,

2:35:15iPhones. iPhones. I'm playing people on

2:35:17Fortnite on Fortnite. So, do not put

2:35:20your YouTube name. Put your Fortnite

2:35:22Epic. And if you don't have a Fortnite

2:35:24Epic, then don't put nothing in the

2:35:26chat, please. And thank you.

2:35:31Yo, Vix, I just added you Fresi as

2:35:33chill. I just added you. Hurry up and

2:35:36add me back. You have 20 seconds.

2:35:39You have 20 seconds to add me back. If

2:35:41you don't add me back in the next 20

2:35:42Okay, join my party.

2:35:45Let's get it. [snorts]

2:35:53Go.

2:35:57Yo, Vins, join my party. Join my party,

2:35:59Vin.

2:36:04Then join my party. I just added you.

2:36:21Is he going to Okay, there we go.

2:36:24All right, bro. Ready up. Let's get

2:36:25right. Ready up.

2:36:26>> No.

2:36:27>> Ready up. Ready up. Ready up. Ready up.

2:36:29Ready up.

2:36:31I read it up.

2:36:34You beat me, you get an iPhone. All

2:36:36right.

2:36:37>> All right. All right.

2:36:38>> All right.

2:36:42>> All right. All right. All right. Dude,

2:36:44I'm Dude, I'm actually shaking, bro.

2:36:47>> Let's get it.

2:36:59Wait.

2:37:01Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

2:37:04hold on, hold on,

2:37:07dude. I haven't played Fortnite so long,

2:37:08bro. Hold on, hold on.

2:37:17>> Yes, bro. Join

2:37:20join the live, BRO.

2:37:23>> OH, OKAY. OH,

2:37:25>> HOLD ON, CHAT. HOLD ON, CHAD. HE MIGHT

2:37:27GET THE CHAT. HE MIGHT GET [screaming]

2:37:29IT. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. I HAVE OKAY. OKAY.

2:37:31OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. ONE. ONE. ONE.

2:37:41>> YO. What is it? Two. What is it? Two.

2:37:42>> First one or two. First one or two.

2:37:43First one two. Two.

2:37:45>> Yeah. So, you got to win one more. You

2:37:46got to win one more.

2:37:57Oh

2:38:11Heat.

2:38:24No, I fell. I fell. I fell. I fell.

2:38:26>> All right.

2:38:35What?

2:38:36What?

2:38:41>> OH MY GOD. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. ALL

2:38:43RIGHT, CHAD. LAST ONE. LAST ONE. HE

2:38:46MIGHT JUST SOLD ON AN IPHONE. HE MIGHT.

2:38:48>> GIVE ME A MINUTE. Give me a minute. I

2:38:49need to.

2:38:51>> Bro, I got like I got lock in, bro. Lock

2:38:53in.

2:38:53>> I'm scared, bro.

2:38:58>> Oh

2:38:59>> I'm getting so many invites, dude.

2:39:01>> Yo, bro. Who is Yo, this Yo, I'm about

2:39:04to Yo. Yeah. How do I un add this dude?

2:39:09>> This dude keeps spamming me and it keeps

2:39:12making a freaking noise.

2:39:17Are you ready?

2:39:19>> Uh, hold on.

2:39:21I'm

2:39:21>> like lagging. I'm trying to close

2:39:23things. All right, I'm ready.

2:39:25>> Yeah.

2:40:09What?

2:40:41What?

2:41:00Oh my gosh, I repeat. I sold.

2:41:05He might get the iPhone. He might get

2:41:06the iPhone. Heat. Heat.

2:42:00Bro, please.

2:42:24>> Bro, come on, bro.

2:42:26>> Dude, you're sc I'm scared, bro. I'm

2:42:28actually scared.

2:42:34I'm scared.

2:42:41Oh.

2:42:43OH.

2:42:53OH. [screaming]

2:42:56YOU almost got the iPhone, bro. GG's,

2:42:58bro. GG's though, bro. GG's. GG's. GG's.

2:43:00>> GG's, BRO.

2:43:01>> CHAD, HE ALMOST GOT THE IPHONE. Oh my

2:43:03gosh. GG's. He almost got it. He almost

2:43:06got it. GG's, bro. All right, Chad. Next

2:43:08person. Next person. Next person. Next

2:43:10person. Next person. Next person. Next

2:43:11person. Next person. Next person. Next

2:43:14person. Next person. Who won it next?

2:43:15Who won next? Who won next? Who won

2:43:17next? Who won next? Oh my god, that was

2:43:19dumb. Close.

2:43:21Oh, that was super close. I like that.

2:43:23That was a close game.

2:43:25Uh, that was a close game. Okay. Yo, I

2:43:28Yeah. All right. Yep. Crazy kid. Yeah.

2:43:30Yeah. Yeah. You done. You're done.

2:43:31You're done. You're done. You're done.

2:43:35You're done. Honestly,

2:43:39you're done, Jit.

2:43:44Honestly. Okay. All right. Okay.

2:43:49Okay. Okay. WHO'S NEXT? WHO WON NEXT?

2:43:52WHO WON NEXT?

2:43:55H.

2:43:59OKAY, let's do let's do Evo. Evo 22 264.

2:44:04That was super close, bro.

2:44:09Evo 2464, I just added you. Just added

2:44:13you. Add me back in the next 20. Low

2:44:15key, I'm about to try to I'm about to

2:44:17try to uh public thing again. Let me try

2:44:19public again. I wonder like I wonder if

2:44:22that's like if that works now.

2:44:27Evo 264

2:44:30me back, bro. Like I might just do it

2:44:33that way.

2:44:40I might just queue up randomly in the uh

2:44:42thing.

2:44:45Let me see if it works now.

2:44:49Let me just try a public lobby real

2:44:50quick. Damn. I see. Damn. Am I really

2:44:53that good at Fortnite, bro? Am I really

2:44:56that good at Fortnite?

2:44:58Am I really that good at Fortnite, dude?

2:45:03Oh, it worked. It worked.

2:45:05It worked.

2:45:07It worked.

2:45:37Yo, why nobody join him? Let me point

2:45:40it.

2:45:42Let me do opponent. New opponent.

2:45:48[snorts and clears throat]

2:45:49I got a stack. They be like, "You a cat?

2:45:52I'm fat." Like, what was that?

2:46:03Yo

2:46:05yo, are you in my stream?

2:46:10Yo.

2:46:11>> Yeah.

2:46:12>> All right, bet. If you beat me, you get

2:46:13a uh free iPhone. Okay.

2:46:16>> Okay.

2:46:16>> All right. Bet. Best of luck. Best of

2:46:19luck. GG's. First one of two. Okay.

2:46:22>> All right.

2:46:23>> All right.

2:47:11One out.

2:48:05This is just building on building

2:48:07like

2:48:52GG's, bro. GG. GG's. GG's.

2:48:54>> GG's.

2:48:55>> GG's. All right, chat. Next point it

2:48:56chat. If you beat me, you get an iPhone.

2:48:58If you beat me, you get an iPhone. I

2:49:00haven't lost yet.

2:49:01>> I haven't lost yet, chat. If you beat

2:49:02me, you get an iPhone. I haven't lost

2:49:04yet. Holy crap, bro. Like,

2:49:09can y'all like try a little harder, bro?

2:49:11Like,

2:49:13>> yo, bro. Yo, bro, are you in my stream?

2:49:17>> Yo, what? Uh,

2:49:18>> he's out of my stream. Okay.

2:49:22>> What are you doing, bro?

2:49:29I haven't lost yet, bro. Yo, bro.

2:49:33Yo, bro, are you in my stream?

2:49:39Yo, are you in my stream, BRO?

2:49:49YO, BRO, are you in my stream?

2:49:52Yo

2:49:56yo

2:49:59hello.

2:50:09>> Yeah. Hello.

2:50:10>> Are you my stream?

2:50:12>> Hey. Yes, I am.

2:50:13>> All right. If you beat me, you get

2:50:14iPhone. Let's go.

2:50:19Yes.

2:50:26Yes.

2:50:37Oh, no healing, bro. What are you doing?

2:50:41>> One heal. One heal. One heal. One heal.

2:50:43One heal. One.

2:50:4715 seconds.

2:51:03>> All right, chat. New opponent.

2:51:04>> Can you Can you add me, please?

2:51:08>> Can you please add me?

2:51:09>> GG. GG. GG. ALL RIGHT. YO, CHAD, IF YOU

2:51:11BEAT ME, YOU GET A IPHONE. OKAY. If you

2:51:14beat me, you get a iPhone.

2:51:17>> Come on. Yo. Hello. Are you in my

2:51:20stream?

2:51:25Hello?

2:51:27Are you in my stream?

2:51:30>> Hello. Hello.

2:51:32>> You in my stream?

2:51:33>> Yes.

2:51:34>> All right, babe. If you beat me, you get

2:51:35an iPhone. Let's go.

2:51:49I ain't going to lie, chat. I think I'm

2:51:50too good at this game. I might just go

2:51:52to Discord, chat. I might just do

2:51:53Discord.

2:51:55Try not to laugh.

2:51:58I'm about to get off Fortnite low key.

2:52:01Like, I'm not even at like I'm good, but

2:52:04I'm not like y'all just kind of y'all

2:52:07just bad.

2:52:08Bro,

2:52:13we got a little We got a boxer right

2:52:15here.

2:52:53Like, chat, I don't even play this game

2:52:55no more, bro.

2:53:29Heat.

2:53:41HEAT.

2:54:15Where the hell we go?

2:54:25All right. One. One. One.

2:54:46What the

2:54:50Oh, yo, I'm I'm glitch.

2:54:55You could have easily killed me.

2:55:08HEAT. HEAT.

2:55:29You failed.

2:55:35Where he go,

2:55:45bro? You can't heal. You can't heal.

2:56:08Where the hell is he?

2:56:28Is he above me?

2:56:32Oh,

2:56:38this guy is just boxing himself, dude.

2:57:07Bro, this guy

2:57:12All right, bro. GG's. All right, Chad.

2:57:14I'm not going to lie,

2:57:18I haven't lost one yet.

2:57:23Somebody said you're hacking.

2:57:27Bro, do y'all want to chat? Do y'all

2:57:29just want to do Discord? Cuz I don't

2:57:31think y'all good at me. I don't think

2:57:32y'all better than me at Fortnite. So, I

2:57:34can do Discord. Try not to laugh.

2:57:38I don't think I don't chat. I don't

2:57:40think y'all really good. I don't think

2:57:41y'all really

2:57:43I don't think y'all could beat me at

2:57:44Fortnite, bro.

2:57:47And I'm not even that good, bro. I'm

2:57:48gonna be honest. I just like,

2:57:52what we saying, chat?

2:57:55What we saying?

2:57:58No, bro. It's scared, bro. How am I Bro,

2:58:01I haven't lost one yet, bro. How am I

2:58:03scared? I haven't lost one yet.

2:58:10I haven't lost one Fortnite man. Yo,

2:58:12bro, are you in my stream?

2:58:16Are you my stream?

2:58:22Are you my chat?

2:58:35do Roblox.

2:58:38Yeah. Hello. Are you my stream?

2:58:42Are you my stream?

2:58:45Hey,

2:58:47yo, BROTHER,

2:58:49ARE YOU MY CHAT?

2:58:52Are you in my stream?

2:59:10Yo, bro, are you my stream?

2:59:14What the hell?

2:59:17What was that?

2:59:28What was that? Y'all seen that? Don't

2:59:31I'm not scared, bro. I Bro, I'm not

2:59:33scared of none of y'all, bro. I'm Bro,

2:59:35I'm literally, Bro, I told y'all the map

2:59:37code and everything. Yo, are you in my

2:59:39stream?

2:59:42Are you in my stream?

2:59:49I'm not killing nobody in my stream. Yo,

2:59:51Chad, join his server, bro. Yo, Chad, I

2:59:54am playing North America, Virginia.

3:00:02Yo, Spider-Man, are you my stream?

3:00:07Are you in my stream?

3:00:12Huh?

3:00:15To

3:00:24Hello.

3:00:29>> Hello. Are you hear me?

3:00:30>> Yeah. Are you in my stream?

3:00:31>> Hello. I I am. I am.

3:00:33>> All right. Come on. First one to beat

3:00:35me.

3:00:36>> I mean, uh, if you beat me, you get

3:00:37iPhone.

3:00:37>> Let me pick.

3:00:39>> No healing.

3:00:44>> Bro, I ain't going to lie, bro. I might

3:00:45have to just get these iPhones away.

3:00:46Bro, y'all are bots at Fortnite, bro.

3:00:48I'm not going to cap. Y'all are dead ass

3:00:51bots.

3:01:22GG, bro.

3:01:23>> GG, bro. GG. GG.

3:01:27>> I'm not going to lie, bro. All right,

3:01:30I'm going to do one more. I'm going to

3:01:31do one more. I'm going to do one more

3:01:33and I'mma do uh Discord. I'm going to do

3:01:34one more and do Discord. Okay. I'mma do

3:01:36one more and Discord. Who? Perfect. I'm

3:01:39going to do chat. I'm going to do one

3:01:40more Discord. Yo, bro. Are you in my

3:01:42stream?

3:01:52Is that Are you my stream?

3:02:00>> Hello.

3:02:06>> Hello.

3:02:06>> Yeah. Yeah. Are you in my stream?

3:02:09>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm in your stream.

3:02:10>> All right. Back.

3:02:11>> Yo,

3:02:12>> if you beat me, you got an iPhone. Okay.

3:02:14>> But wait, hold on. Let me My controller

3:02:16is not working. Oh, wait. There we go.

3:02:20Wait. Hold. Let me turn off my friend

3:02:21request

3:02:23cuz

3:02:27what do y'all mean? No, bro.

3:02:31Bro, I'm going against controller

3:02:32players, bro. Like, the hell?

3:02:38Wait. Oh my. Wait, I'm lagging. Holy.

3:02:47>> Yo. Hello.

3:02:48>> Yeah, I hear you.

3:02:49>> My bad. It's just everyone adding you

3:02:51makes every it makes you lag.

3:02:54All right, come back.

3:02:58My PC is already low tier enough. All

3:03:00right. All right.

3:03:04Oh

3:03:10I don't think this average player, bro.

3:03:31What the

3:04:38What?

3:04:42>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let

3:04:43me let me change my gun. It's kind of

3:04:45stupid.

3:04:47>> Wait, what gun did you have?

3:04:49>> Oh, he was using a striker and a pistol.

3:05:50Bro,

3:06:15>> [screaming]

3:06:16>> Ooh.

3:06:19>> All right. What's your PayPal, bro?

3:06:22>> Uh, can you I don't have PayPal. Do you

3:06:24have like Cash App?

3:06:25>> Yeah, I got Cash App.

3:06:27>> All right. Hold up.

3:06:28>> Cash up.

3:06:29>> All right, chat. He won the first iPhone

3:06:31on Fortnite.

3:06:33>> Give me a second. I got to redownload

3:06:34app.

3:06:37>> You got to redown. what? You not

3:06:39ready?

3:06:39>> I know. No, I'm not. Actually, here.

3:06:43I'll just

3:06:43>> just send me your cash back. Send me

3:06:45your cash back.

3:06:48>> It should

3:06:53What? Bro, this is so unfortunate.

3:06:58Give me a second, bro.

3:07:01I'm trying to download it.

3:07:05I know. I know, man. Oh, I don't even

3:07:07have a storage here. I'll just delete

3:07:08something. Hold up.

3:07:10>> Yo, bro. [laughter]

3:07:13I don't got storage, bro. On iPhone 12.

3:07:15I need this, bro.

3:07:21>> Okay, it's downloading.

3:07:23>> Just tell me your cash. I can still send

3:07:25it to you.

3:07:26>> I know. I can't. Okay, it's downloaded.

3:07:28I don't even know. I just changed it.

3:07:31It's downloaded. Better be done. Better

3:07:33be done. Better be done.

3:07:46Uh, it should be dead though. Can you

3:07:49tell me the name of it before you even

3:07:51send it?

3:07:52>> What is it?

3:07:54>> Reverse

3:07:566K.

3:07:57>> Uh, reverse 6KT. Yeah, it should be The

3:07:59name should be Delaney H.

3:08:03>> Yep.

3:08:08All right. Hold up. I'll check it right

3:08:10now.

3:08:12It's

3:08:12>> all right. He won an iPhone.

3:08:17>> The propol is Juski. Yeah, it's reverse

3:08:196K with the KTV and capital R capital

3:08:24H. Good name.

3:08:27>> All right, bro. GG's, bro.

3:08:29>> GG, bro.

3:08:30>> GG's, bro.

3:08:37He won an iPhone. Shout out to uh

3:08:39Delaney, bro. He won an iPhone. W's. All

3:08:41right, Chad. Who's next? GG's, bro.

3:08:44>> GG, bro.

3:08:59All right. Yo, bro, are you my stream?

3:09:14Hello.

3:09:20Are you in my stream?

3:09:28[clears throat] I WAS SO HUNGRY.

3:09:36>> [clears throat]

3:09:37[sighs]

3:09:40>> YO, CHAD, y'all want more Fortnite or do

3:09:42y'all want to switch to Discord? Let me

3:09:43know. Y'all want to keep doing Fortnite

3:09:45or No, I might do Discord. Uh, try not

3:09:48to laugh, y'all. I think it's time to

3:09:49switch.

3:09:51>> Hello. Are you my stream?

3:09:54>> Excuse me.

3:09:56>> Speed. Yo, speed.

3:09:58>> Are you my stream?

3:09:58>> You my stream?

3:09:59>> Yes.

3:09:59>> All right, man. Come on. If you get your

3:10:01iPhone, bro.

3:10:03>> Oh my days. Hold up.

3:10:06>> Discord. All right. All right. All

3:10:07right. All right. Beta. Last one. Last

3:10:09one. Last one to be going Discord.

3:10:14>> Oh my days. How you this good?

3:10:21>> Jeez.

3:10:22>> You've been grinding speed,

3:10:24>> bro. I've been playing this game since I

3:10:26was your age, bro. I'm trying to help

3:10:27you.

3:10:29You saw muscle memory, bro.

3:10:35>> Cuz I just saw I just remember that clip

3:10:37of of you getting destroyed by

3:10:41>> I just saw

3:10:41>> Peterbot.

3:10:53Bro,

3:10:53>> what the hell just happened?

3:10:56>> Yo, what is happening right now?

3:10:58Yo, bro. M stream. M stream.

3:11:01H. Oh, okay. Hold up. Hold up. I'm I'm

3:11:04stream. Hold up.

3:11:07>> Okay.

3:11:09>> YO, THIS KID ME, BRO. MY STREAM.

3:11:13>> My bad. My bad. My bad.

3:11:17All right. Okay. Wait. How how many

3:11:19games until I win the iPhone?

3:11:21>> You got to beat me one more time.

3:11:24>> All right. One more time.

3:11:25>> Oh my god. This dude got away cuz it's

3:11:27white.

3:11:30>> Oh my.

3:11:33>> Oh my gosh. I can't believe I'm eating

3:11:35speed.

3:11:38If I Yo, this kid get that.

3:11:41Yo, wahi, bro. This kid get this.

3:11:46Say wahi, bro. Say wahi. Don't say wahi,

3:11:50Chad. Don't say wahi. I'm bad.

3:11:54No.

3:11:56>> All right. GG. GG's.

3:12:00GG's.

3:12:01>> All right, bro. Last one. Last one. Last

3:12:03one. Last one.

3:12:05>> All right.

3:12:06I'm trying to lock it.

3:12:12>> Bro, are you really, bro?

3:12:14>> No. Oh, that that was my max.

3:12:19Look.

3:12:23Oh no.

3:12:27No. I'm cooked.

3:12:30>> No. Oh, GG's, bro.

3:12:32>> GG's, bro. GG. GG. GG. GG's, bro. GG's.

3:12:35>> All right, bro. I ain't going to lie.

3:12:36You got close. You got close. All right,

3:12:37chat. Y'ALL WANT TO DO DISCORD NOW?

3:12:41>> W kid. I li

3:12:43>> W [snorts] kid. Chat. W kid. W kid. W

3:12:46kid. W kid.

3:12:50W kid. There we go.

3:12:55>> Can't believe I'm meeting Speed. This

3:12:56was my dream to meet you, Speed.

3:12:58>> Nah, bro. DD, bro. DD. Hey, bro. Keep

3:13:01grinding, though. Keep grinding. Keep

3:13:02grinding. Keep grinding.

3:13:03>> No.

3:13:03>> All right. I was

3:13:04>> Hey, what do y'all want to do, bro?

3:13:06Y'all want me to keep playing Fortnite?

3:13:09Damn,

3:13:12>> your chat really wants the iPhone,

3:13:18BRO.

3:13:24OH MY DAYS, BRO.

3:13:28>> BRO, everybody's spamming friend request

3:13:30to me ju just because they see me on

3:13:32your stream.

3:13:33>> Yo, I a lie. This is the last one that

3:13:35I'm doing Discord. This is the last one

3:13:37that I'm doing Discord, bro. Okay,

3:13:40last one for real.

3:13:43We got to do something else, bro. At

3:13:46least we gave away. Hold on. How many

3:13:47did he give away on Fortnite? Yo, bro,

3:13:49you my stream.

3:13:54Are you my stream?

3:14:07Yo, are you my stream?

3:14:13Okay, I guess you're not, bro. I guess

3:14:15you're not.

3:14:17Can I get a pig, too?

3:14:22[screaming]

3:14:32I love you, Speed. Love you, too. Uh,

3:14:33Gamer. All right, chat, bro.

3:14:37I love you too, girl. Roblox, I

3:14:40love you too, honey.

3:14:42[snorts]

3:14:44I got a stat. They be like, "Damn, you a

3:14:47cop." [clears throat]

3:14:56Well, I think it just glitched. I think

3:14:58that's I think that's a sign.

3:15:02I think that's a sign.

3:15:05I think that's a sign, brother.

3:15:16We're healthy. I know you are sick, but

3:15:17don't stream touch. It will affect But

3:15:19don't stream too much. It will affect

3:15:21your health. A I got a fat

3:15:23headache right now.

3:15:26All right, let's do this. I got a stat.

3:15:32The hell is this?

3:15:34Okay.

3:15:37Yo, Coco. Ah, my head.

3:15:43Oh, here we go.

3:15:47No, hold on. Wait.

3:15:55This one.

3:15:58Yo, is it this one? Can Wait, can people

3:16:01turn on their uh video on here or no?

3:16:06Can people turn on a video?

3:16:11>> Yo. Yo.

3:16:13>> Yeah,

3:16:15>> they can. So I could just drag random

3:16:16people,

3:16:20>> huh?

3:16:22>> Yo. Yeah, they can turn their cameras

3:16:23on.

3:16:24>> Okay. Whoever you drag up, bring up.

3:16:26Yeah.

3:16:26>> Whoever I drag up. PERFECT. OKAY, LET'S

3:16:29GET IT.

3:16:31UH, let's drag up Terrun.

3:16:36Invite to speak.

3:16:39Terrun

3:16:44Tun,

3:16:48bro.

3:16:51Okay, he did not join. Let's invite

3:16:55Bob 3K. Oh, no. There you go. Yo,

3:16:58Terrone. Ter,

3:17:01>> wait.

3:17:03Bro,

3:17:04>> wait, wait, wait.

3:17:06>> Yo, bro, turn your camera.

3:17:08>> Let's invite

3:17:11Bob 3K. Oh, no. There you go. Yo, Teru.

3:17:14>> Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me.

3:17:17>> Bro, what you mean? Wait, bro.

3:17:20>> Wait, wait, wait.

3:17:24Let's invite,

3:17:27>> bro. Terrone, are you ready?

3:17:34All right, bro. I got to pick the next

3:17:36person, bro. If if if you're not ready.

3:17:42>> All right, new person. Okay, let's

3:17:44invite

3:17:46Tolar. Tough Slar.

3:17:49Tough. Yo, Tough Slar.

3:17:51>> Yo, speed.

3:17:53>> Yeah, you gota Yeah, either Yeah. Either

3:17:55you turn on your camera or not, but you

3:17:56got to try to make me laugh, bro.

3:17:58>> And and if you make me laugh, you you

3:18:00get an iPhone. Wow. It put the overlay,

3:18:01bro.

3:18:02>> Yo, I don't have a camera, but I do have

3:18:04a question for you.

3:18:05>> What?

3:18:07>> Are you coming to Newcastle?

3:18:08>> Newcastle?

3:18:10>> Yeah.

3:18:11>> Oh, I'm I'm coming to London.

3:18:14I don't

3:18:14>> Yeah, bro. You got to come to Newcastle,

3:18:16bro.

3:18:16>> Yeah, bro. Maybe you know what? Maybe

3:18:19one day, bro. Yeah, bro. Maybe one day.

3:18:21>> Also, guess what?

3:18:22>> What?

3:18:23>> Thanks.

3:18:25Huh?

3:18:32Okay. All right. Okay. Let me just let

3:18:35me All right, bro. Uh, let's do let's

3:18:40invite Andrew up. Andrew.

3:18:43Andrew, come up ON THE STAGE, BROTHER.

3:18:45OH GOD. Oh god. Oh god. Speed. Oh. Oh

3:18:50god. You ready? You ready?

3:18:51>> Yeah. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

3:19:02HEY, WHAT THE

3:19:12BRO? Don't come up on a goddamn stage.

3:19:15This mother, he start eating lotion

3:19:20and eating toilet PAPER, DOG. WHAT THE

3:19:23HELL IS YOU DOING?

3:19:29AMIR,

3:19:31make me laugh. You get an iPhone.

3:19:33[snorts]

3:19:33>> Yo, what's good, Speed?

3:19:35>> Yo, make me laugh. You get an iPhone.

3:19:36You can turn on your camera if you want

3:19:37to. You do whatever, bro.

3:19:39>> No, I don't got a camera. But wait, why

3:19:41did the chicken cross the road?

3:19:43>> Why?

3:19:44>> To not get to you,

3:19:47you,

3:19:49>> Wait.

3:19:53Okay, next. Let's do Doobie.

3:20:01>> Yo, Dooby, join. Yo, Doobie.

3:20:04>> Speed. [screaming]

3:20:08>> Hello, Doobie.

3:20:09>> Speed.

3:20:09>> Yo, make me laugh. You Yo, make me Yo,

3:20:11make me laugh. You got an iPhone.

3:20:13>> Wait, I thought we were still playing

3:20:15Fortnite, bro.

3:20:16>> No, no, no. We're not playing Fortnite.

3:20:19Speed, give me one game, bro.

3:20:21>> Bro, you have to make me laugh.

3:20:24>> Can I please one v one you in Fortnite,

3:20:26bro?

3:20:26>> Bro, make me laugh, bro.

3:20:29>> It's almost one game, bro. Please.

3:20:31Speed. I need this speed. Speed, please.

3:20:35I

3:20:36>> Okay, next. Next. Okay, let's do the

3:20:38dude with the KSI. Oh, no. Let's do

3:20:41Let's Let's do dude with the Neymar

3:20:42profile picture. Neymar with the

3:20:44profile. Neymar profile picture.

3:20:46[snorts] Yo, bro. Oh my gosh. What's

3:20:48good, bro? What's good?

3:20:49>> Hey, what's good, man? Hey, man. If you

3:20:51make me laugh,

3:20:52>> you get an iPhone, brother.

3:20:54>> I don't know why my camera isn't

3:20:55working. All right, I have some couple

3:20:58jokes.

3:21:00Um, okay. Here [snorts] we go. Here we

3:21:03go.

3:21:06Speed got two bodyguards because

3:21:08apparently one babysitter isn't enough.

3:21:15No. Okay. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

3:21:17Nope.

3:21:18>> Uh Henry and Rudiger biggest enemies

3:21:21isn't the crowd. It's speed getting an

3:21:23idea.

3:21:27>> Okay, you got me. What's your PayPal?

3:21:28You got me.

3:21:29>> All right. My PayPal is

3:21:31>> You got

3:21:34Bro, that was funny. That I I

3:21:36>> On God, I didn't force it. That was

3:21:38funny. It was funny. It was funny cuz

3:21:40fate, bro.

3:21:41>> No, no, no. I ain't going to lie. What's

3:21:42your PayPal? What's your PayPal?

3:21:43>> Yo, bro. Text N A R I.

3:21:46>> No, no. Text Coco. Do you have cash app?

3:21:48>> Okay.

3:21:49>> You got cash app or PayPal?

3:21:50>> Yeah, I got cash app or PayPal. Yeah.

3:21:51Yeah.

3:21:52>> All right. What's your cash app?

3:21:54>> Uh, I'm about to text Coco right now.

3:21:56>> That was funny, chat. That was f Yo,

3:21:58bro. Chat, it was funny, bro. It was

3:21:59funny. IT WAS GENUINELY YO, BRO, STOP

3:22:02SAYING E, BRO. LIKE, CHAT. LIKE, it

3:22:04wasn't like super super funny, but it

3:22:06was a little funny, bro.

3:22:08>> I've been working on them,

3:22:10>> bro. Chat, it was a little Oh my god.

3:22:12So, chat, y'all don't want me to laugh

3:22:14now. It was a little funny, bro. I'm not

3:22:16saying it was the funniest joke in the

3:22:18world, but it was a little funny.

3:22:21>> Let's go, bro. All right, I just texted

3:22:23Coco.

3:22:24>> You texted Coco? All right, bet. All

3:22:25right, bet, bro.

3:22:26>> Yeah.

3:22:26>> All right, bro, bro. GG's, bro. GG's.

3:22:28Uh,

3:22:28>> GG's. I love you, bro.

3:22:29>> All right. Love you, bro. Peace out,

3:22:30bro.

3:22:31>> Peace out.

3:22:32>> All right. Oh, bro. Chad, it was a

3:22:33little funny, bro. Like, okay.

3:22:38Um, let's do

3:22:42let's pick

3:22:45let's pick Katak Ali. Katy Kaki Ali.

3:22:50Katy Kaki Ali. Guys, bro, it was a

3:22:53little funny, bro.

3:22:57Turn your camera on in Discord. Like,

3:22:59geez, bro. Like it was a little funny to

3:23:02me cuz like I could just picture me

3:23:04saying like yo like just my ideas I be

3:23:08having it and they probably be like oh

3:23:09my. All right, bro. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh,

3:23:14let's add a girl up. Let's do lie. Let's

3:23:16do ly.

3:23:18Ly. Let's do

3:23:19>> No way. I got I said that.

3:23:20>> All right. Bet. Yo, make me laugh. You

3:23:22get a uh you get a iPhone. Hello. Lie.

3:23:27>> Hello.

3:23:27>> Yes. If you make me laugh, you get an

3:23:29iPhone.

3:23:30Oh my god. I'm on the live right now.

3:23:33>> Yes, you're on the live right now.

3:23:35>> Okay. My English is not like the first

3:23:37language, so a little bit hard to

3:23:39listen.

3:23:40>> Okay.

3:23:42>> Okay. Um,

3:23:46why you think Chrissy or Ronaldo clean

3:23:49his room?

3:23:52>> Wait, what?

3:23:55>> What did you say?

3:23:56>> Because he not messy. Wait,

3:23:59how? No, wait. Wait. I didn't even hear

3:24:02what you said.

3:24:03>> Oh god. So why Ronaldo way clean his

3:24:07room?

3:24:07>> Why don't Ronaldo clean his room?

3:24:10>> Yes.

3:24:11>> Why?

3:24:13>> Because he not messy.

3:24:20>> I didn't laugh. I'm not going to lie. I

3:24:21didn't laugh. That was a W joke though.

3:24:23That was a W joke. But I didn't laugh.

3:24:24GG's. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, miss.

3:24:27I'm sorry, miss. I'm not gonna lie. I'm

3:24:30sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, miss. I'm

3:24:32so sorry. I'm lie. I'm sorry. I didn't

3:24:34laugh. I didn't laugh.

3:24:36>> Okay.

3:24:36>> I didn't laugh. Thank you. Thank you.

3:24:37Thank you. Thank you. I didn't laugh,

3:24:38though, chat. I didn't laugh. I didn't

3:24:40laugh. I didn't laugh. Wait, is that my

3:24:41dad? Somebody, bro, somebody on my dad

3:24:44profile picture.

3:24:46Okay, let's add somebody else. Let's add

3:24:50Let's add um

3:24:53Let's do It's a lot of people. Let's do

3:24:58Let's

3:24:59Let's do with the Minecraft Minecraft

3:25:01for picture. Minecraft picture

3:25:09it.

3:25:12Okay. Are you not going to join?

3:25:17>> Yo.

3:25:18>> Yo, what's up?

3:25:20>> Yo, what's up?

3:25:23>> What's good?

3:25:24>> Yo, bro, you make me laugh. Get a um

3:25:27iPhone.

3:25:27>> Yo, show

3:25:29>> what?

3:25:30>> Okay. Okay, I'm going to try.

3:25:35>> Show me.

3:25:43All right, let's do KSI profile picture.

3:25:46Like he bro like like is like is that

3:25:49Yo, make me laugh. You get an iPhone,

3:25:50bro. Yo,

3:25:55if you make me laugh, you get an iPhone,

3:25:56bro.

3:26:06>> Speed.

3:26:07>> Yes.

3:26:09>> Why did uh what is the what is longer

3:26:12than the Eiffel Tower?

3:26:17the Eiffel Tower. The um the thing in

3:26:21Dubai

3:26:23that KSI is big ass forehead,

3:26:30>> guys. Y'all are using the same KSI

3:26:32forehead jokes, bro. Y'all are using the

3:26:34same Let's do this. Let's add this messy

3:26:36profile picture. Y'all are using the

3:26:38same KSI forehead jokes, bro. The same

3:26:41KSI forehead jokes. I have heard the

3:26:44same same KSI 40 jokes 30 50 times.

3:26:47[snorts]

3:26:48>> Yo

3:26:49>> yo, make me laugh. You get a iPhone,

3:26:51bro.

3:26:53>> All right.

3:26:55Where did Darth Vader go?

3:26:58>> I don't know.

3:27:00>> To the Darth Mall.

3:27:03>> To the Dark Mall?

3:27:08>> Yeah. Like he went shopping there?

3:27:14Classic Messi fan, bro. Bro, why this

3:27:16dude has my dad profile picture, bro?

3:27:19What's up with this dude? [snorts]

3:27:24Bro, why you got my dad as your profile

3:27:26picture? Yo, bro, make me Yo, make me

3:27:28laugh if you get an iPhone.

3:27:30>> Okay. What's Click's real name?

3:27:32>> What's who?

3:27:34>> What's is Click's real name?

3:27:36>> Cody.

3:27:38[laughter]

3:27:42I think it was funny though.

3:27:48Yo,

3:27:51>> what's your uh what's your Yo, bro, send

3:27:53your PayPal to Coco. Send your PayPal to

3:27:55Coco.

3:27:56>> Okay. Okay.

3:27:57>> Good Yo, Coco, get his

3:27:58>> I texted you. I texted you.

3:28:00>> Just PayPal.

3:28:02bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm

3:28:04sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, Chad.

3:28:07That was funny.

3:28:08>> It was easy, man. GG's, bro. I'm I'm

3:28:10sorry, bro. That was funny, though,

3:28:12bro. Click's name is actually

3:28:14Cody C. Bro, it's

3:28:16>> Wait, it was funny, right?

3:28:17>> Yeah.

3:28:18>> Make sure make sure you text me back.

3:28:20>> Okay, let me text.

3:28:21>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, BRO. CHAT, LISTEN,

3:28:23BRO. BRO, STOP SAYING JUST CUZ I LAUGH,

3:28:26BRO. IF THAT, BRO, CHAT, IF THAT'S WHAT

3:28:27MADE me laugh, that's what made me

3:28:29laugh.

3:28:31Like, damn, bro. People getting Yo,

3:28:35y'all weird with these profile pictures,

3:28:37bro. Like, bro, if that was, bro, like

3:28:39if that's what made me laugh, that's

3:28:41what made me laugh.

3:28:43Why are y'all spamming L?

3:28:46That's all. Like, chat,

3:28:49he gets an iPhone. GG's. Like, bro, like

3:28:51that's just me, bro. Everybody has own

3:28:53different humor, bro.

3:28:57named Cody Con. Wait, what's his

3:29:00name? Bro, no. Click's name is actually

3:29:03funny as hell,

3:29:07bro. Cody Con. [laughter]

3:29:10Cody Conrad.

3:29:13Like, bro, he is a bot, bro. I'm sorry.

3:29:15Cody Conrad. I'm sorry, bro. That That

3:29:18name has to be top five funniest names,

3:29:20bro. All right, chat. Who's next? Who's

3:29:22next? Who's next? Let's do um

3:29:28let's do John 12. John 12.

3:29:31John 12,

3:29:33how do you join? All you got to do is

3:29:35join my Discord and just join the stage.

3:29:37I'm adding everybody.

3:29:38>> Yo, bro, make me laugh. You get an

3:29:39iPhone.

3:29:43>> Uh,

3:29:48okay.

3:29:49So,

3:29:53uh,

3:29:56let me think, bro. Let me think, bro.

3:29:58Let me think.

3:29:59Ah,

3:30:00>> bro. Ain't even come game ready.

3:30:02>> iPhone 18.

3:30:05>> Turn your cam on Discord.

3:30:08>> Okay, bro.

3:30:11You ready?

3:30:12>> Yes.

3:30:16>> Okay. So,

3:30:20so

3:30:27wait, wait, wait, wait.

3:30:30>> My camera not turning on,

3:30:32>> bro. It's hard, bro. Yo. Yeah.

3:30:37>> Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Scientist finally

3:30:41discovered why aliens haven't invaded

3:30:44Earth yet.

3:30:48What? Bro, to be honest,

3:30:49>> they watch Cristiano Ronaldo jump for a

3:30:52header, show him stay in the air of the

3:30:55three business days, and immediately

3:30:57turn the spaceship around because they

3:30:59thought Earth had anti-gravity defense

3:31:02systems. True,

3:31:04>> bro. What the Did you just read

3:31:06me a paragraph, bro?

3:31:08>> Was this funny? Come on, bro.

3:31:11>> Wait, why not? It ain't working. It

3:31:13ain't working. It ain't working. It

3:31:14ain't working,

3:31:15>> bro. This was so funny, bro.

3:31:18>> Why am I caming now? What?

3:31:23>> Okay, so

3:31:26Andrew Tate or Charlie K.

3:31:30>> What?

3:31:32>> No, bro. I No, I No, I No, I think my

3:31:34camera was working, but I think I

3:31:36>> No, I I could see it.

3:31:38>> Yeah, I know. But I had that. You

3:31:39remember when I turned it off for uh

3:31:41when I played against Jinxy? I turned

3:31:42off my camera. No, like on Discord I I

3:31:46press like like I hit it, remember?

3:31:49>> Oh, yeah. That settings on.

3:31:53>> Wait, what's wrong with your camera?

3:32:01>> I don't think that that setting doesn't

3:32:03exist on stage.

3:32:05>> Oh, sorry.

3:32:06>> No,

3:32:07>> cuz they said no. Cuz Koko said that he

3:32:09could see me.

3:32:12See what you're saying.

3:32:16>> Yo, chat.

3:32:17>> Let me join a VC first. Let me join a

3:32:18VC.

3:32:19>> Tell me a joke, guys. Tell me a joke,

3:32:20please. Bro,

3:32:21>> hold on, chat. Let me join the VC.

3:32:24Do that. Then turn my camera.

3:32:26>> Now, right click, show my own camera.

3:32:28>> Show my own camera. There we go. Now I

3:32:31join back. For some reason, it wasn't

3:32:33>> join back. And I deactivate this. Wait,

3:32:36hold on.

3:32:42>> Oh

3:32:44Okay, now I'll turn my camera,

3:32:46>> but turn it on.

3:32:49>> Okay, there we go. All right,

3:32:52all right, bro. Next person. Next

3:32:54person. Next person, bro. Next person.

3:32:57It's unbelievable, bro.

3:33:00Let me drag the next person up, chat.

3:33:04What profile picture is this, bro?

3:33:08What profile picture is this, bro?

3:33:11[snorts]

3:33:14I'm about to add the

3:33:17speed. What should I eat? Eat a peanut

3:33:19butter jelly sandwich.

3:33:21Yo,

3:33:23bonama.

3:33:24>> Yo, bro, make me laugh. You get iPhone.

3:33:29Okay,

3:33:32bro said he was going to sleep early.

3:33:36He opened Tik Tok for 5 minutes. Next

3:33:39thing you know, the bed are singing and

3:33:41bro is still scrolling like he's getting

3:33:45PayPal swipe.

3:33:49I'm not going to lie, bro. I didn't even

3:33:51hear what you said, bro. But GG's, bro.

3:33:54GG's. GG's, bro. GG's.

3:33:58GG's

3:34:01GG's

3:34:01>> GG's GG's GG's. Hold on. I think I'm

3:34:04about to just do this.

3:34:07I'm about to use my other camera.

3:34:13Just use this camera.

3:34:23All

3:34:29right, let's add uh me please with a

3:34:32with the Ron with the Ronaldo profile

3:34:34picture.

3:34:36>> Hello. I just beat

3:34:38>> Yo, bro. Make

3:34:39>> You're my biggest fan, man. You're my

3:34:41biggest fan.

3:34:42>> Thank you're my biggest fan. I'm your

3:34:44biggest fan.

3:34:45>> Oh my god, dude. Okay. Okay. Hey, man.

3:34:49What's in the bar in your with a gun?

3:34:51Okay. with a gun.

3:34:53>> What

3:34:53>> I mean plastic gun?

3:34:56>> Huh?

3:34:57>> A man walks in a bar with a plastic gun.

3:35:00Okay.

3:35:00>> Okay.

3:35:01>> And yells, "Who slept with my wife? I'm

3:35:03going to kill him." Okay. In game.

3:35:06>> Okay.

3:35:06>> Hey, man. Come stands up and says, "You

3:35:08didn't get enough bullets."

3:35:11Oh my god. I wait. Think about it, man.

3:35:14Please.

3:35:18Please. Okay, look. I still have a

3:35:19Samsung Ding on. Please. I need an

3:35:21iPhone 18.

3:35:23>> Yeah, I know. But you got to make me

3:35:24laugh, bro. Make me laugh.

3:35:25>> Okay, one more. One more, please. Speed.

3:35:27One more.

3:35:27>> One more. One more. One more. One more.

3:35:28One more. One more. One more. [laughter]

3:35:30>> You're my biggest fan. Speed. Oh my god.

3:35:34Okay.

3:35:38Wait. Okay.

3:35:40Argon walks into a bar. The bender says,

3:35:43"Sorry, we don't have noble glass here."

3:35:46[laughter]

3:35:48>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're my

3:35:50biggest fan. Wait, one more. One more.

3:35:51One more. One more.

3:35:52>> You, bro, you had enough, bro. You had

3:35:54three tries, bro. He keep laughing at

3:35:56his own jokes, bro. Bro, too excited to

3:35:59say his own jokes.

3:36:03Let's do Dylan with the um

3:36:06profile picture.

3:36:11[snorts]

3:36:13[clears throat]

3:36:16Dylan

3:36:21Okay, Dylan's not joining.

3:36:25Let's add

3:36:28Shelby.

3:36:31Let's get Shelby up here.

3:36:33>> Yo, Shelby. Yo, Shelby, make me laugh

3:36:36and get an iPhone, bro.

3:36:38>> Okay. Do you know why Apple add the

3:36:40white camera?

3:36:42>> Why?

3:36:44>> Cuz uh KSI forehead can fit.

3:36:47>> [laughter]

3:36:51[sighs]

3:36:56>> You laughed, bro. You laughed.

3:36:58>> I didn't laugh, bro. I'm just No, I I

3:37:00actually didn't laugh.

3:37:01>> Oh, you laugh. You laugh.

3:37:02>> I didn't laugh, bro. I was No, no, no. I

3:37:04No, I generally didn't laugh. I didn't,

3:37:06bro. You can't listen. Don't try to I

3:37:08didn't laugh, bro.

3:37:09>> I didn't laugh,

3:37:10>> bro. You laughed.

3:37:11>> I didn't laugh, bro. I didn't laugh. I

3:37:13did not laugh.

3:37:15If I would have laughed, bro, I did not

3:37:17laugh.

3:37:20Let's do skating.

3:37:25Yo yo yo.

3:37:26>> Yo, skating, make me laugh. You get an

3:37:28iPhone.

3:37:29>> Yeah. Okay.

3:37:31Uh, does my my camera work?

3:37:34>> Yes.

3:37:35>> Okay.

3:37:37What do you call a man with a rubber

3:37:39toe?

3:37:41>> I don't. Luffy.

3:37:44ROBERTO.

3:37:46[laughter]

3:37:47OH, one more try. One more try. One more

3:37:50try.

3:37:52>> What?

3:37:54>> What do you You You need to understand a

3:37:56joke, though. What do you call a man

3:37:58with a

3:37:59>> Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Like you rubber

3:38:02toe, bro.

3:38:05Okay. Uh

3:38:06>> Oh,

3:38:07>> you get it now.

3:38:08>> Okay. Yeah.

3:38:09>> Okay.

3:38:10>> IT WAS GOOD THOUGH.

3:38:11>> N IT WAS GOOD. IT was good. It was good.

3:38:13It was good.

3:38:14>> Okay, one more try. One more try though.

3:38:15I need this. I need this.

3:38:17>> Uh

3:38:19uh. What did the tri angle say to the

3:38:21circle?

3:38:23>> I can't fit.

3:38:25>> You're pointless,

3:38:28bro. Laugh for me, bro.

3:38:30>> Bro, you are saying these third grade

3:38:32ass jokes about laugh for me, bro. LIKE,

3:38:35BRO. BRO, LAUGH FOR ME. NO. YEAH.

3:38:47Let's add

3:38:55Let's do Aubber Jr. Wait, Aubber Jr.

3:38:59Aubber Jr. Let's do Aubber Jr.

3:39:04Yo, Aubber Junior, make me laugh. You

3:39:05get an iPhone.

3:39:08>> Oh my god.

3:39:14Can you see me? Can you see me?

3:39:15>> Yes, I can see. Baby, left. You got

3:39:17iPhone.

3:39:20>> Okay.

3:39:25>> Okay. Why? Why?

3:39:29>> What?

3:39:30>> What is that?

3:39:33>> Why is not okay?

3:39:36>> Yeah. Yeah.

3:39:37>> Why?

3:39:45Why?

3:39:47>> Love me.

3:39:49>> Because what?

3:39:52>> Because he loves me.

3:39:55>> [laughter]

3:40:07>> Wait, chat. Do that count if I Wait. No,

3:40:10no, no. Chat, I looked that up. Wait,

3:40:12no. No, hold on.

3:40:15Wait, bro.

3:40:16>> Wait, bro.

3:40:21Trey, does that count? I looked at a

3:40:22chat, though. I looked at a chat. I I

3:40:25looked at a chat,

3:40:26>> BRO. FIX YOUR MIC, BRO.

3:40:31>> MIKE, BRO, CHAT. I looked at a comment.

3:40:33I looked at a comment and it made me

3:40:35laugh. Does that count?

3:40:49Bro. Bro, what was your joke? What was

3:40:52it? Why was Ronaldo gay? Because he

3:40:54loves Messi.

3:40:55>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Because he loves Messi.

3:40:58Yes. Yes.

3:40:58>> I can't believe I laughed at that. Oh my

3:41:00god.

3:41:02>> Oh my god. I really just laughed at a

3:41:04joke like that.

3:41:07>> Yeah, but I got you. I got you.

3:41:10>> I just really laughed at that.

3:41:13>> Yes, bro. You laugh. I know.

3:41:20[clears throat]

3:41:21>> All right, bro. What's your PayPal?

3:41:23What's your PayP Yo? Hey, Coco. Coco.

3:41:25Uh, get his PayPal. Okay.

3:41:28>> Yeah, I'm about to text you right now.

3:41:29>> All right, bro. GG's, bro. GG's. GG's.

3:41:31GG's.

3:41:32>> Thank you, bro. Thank you. Love you.

3:41:34>> Reply to Coco. Oh my god. I can't

3:41:36believe I laughed at that. Oh my god.

3:41:38Hold on, chat. I need to lock you in,

3:41:39bro. I think I'm getting tired, bro. And

3:41:41I'm just laughing. Like, I'm in a

3:41:42laughing mood, bro. I really just

3:41:44laughed. No, cuz I No, chat. I seen a

3:41:46comment. I seen a comment and it made me

3:41:49laugh, but I didn't even it.

3:41:52it. Let's just Come on. I gotta stop

3:41:54reading chat. I gotta stop reading chat

3:41:56as I'm um

3:42:00I got to stop reading chat. I got to

3:42:01stop reading chat.

3:42:03Ah, okay. Let's do

3:42:15Let's do um

3:42:18It's a lot of people. Let's do Batman.

3:42:24>> You'll speed. You'll speed.

3:42:25>> You'll make me laugh. You get an iPhone.

3:42:28>> All right. All right. Why was the

3:42:30squirrel afraid of the road?

3:42:31>> Why? What? Why was the squirrel af a

3:42:34afraid of the road?

3:42:35>> Why? Because of the car.

3:42:36>> Cuz someone put a condom in it.

3:42:39>> Oh, bro. Get your nasty ass.

3:42:49Like, what kind of nasty you

3:42:51thinking about? The is you coming

3:42:52on my like what is you even like what?

3:42:56Like, bro, what are you even talking

3:42:57about?

3:43:00Why are you saying that picture? Like,

3:43:02bro, I'm such a visual like person, bro.

3:43:06I Man,

3:43:09man. Man, man. All right, let's do

3:43:10Preston.

3:43:18Yo, Preston.

3:43:29I show pregnant.

3:43:31Let's invite him.

3:43:35Yo, I so pregnant. Make me laugh.

3:43:37[clears throat]

3:43:37>> You get an iPhone.

3:43:38>> Y'all can hear me.

3:43:39>> Yeah. What the hell? You just left.

3:43:46>> Yo, Preston.

3:43:47>> Preston, make me laugh. You got an

3:43:49iPhone.

3:43:50>> Okay. Um,

3:43:53when does the duck wake up?

3:43:56>> I don't know. at the quack of dawn.

3:44:05Can I have another try?

3:44:07>> Yeah, you can.

3:44:09>> Um,

3:44:13uh,

3:44:15why was the bee's hair always sticky?

3:44:20>> He used the honeycomb.

3:44:25>> All right, bro. GG D G D G D G D G D G D

3:44:26G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D

3:44:26G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D

3:44:26G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D

3:44:27G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D

3:44:27G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D

3:44:27G D G D G D G D G's. All right, let's do

3:44:30um

3:44:34Indian. What the Bro, what are these

3:44:36names?

3:44:40>> I Yo, bro, make me laugh for iPhone.

3:44:46>> Okay,

3:44:50>> bro. Really?

3:44:52>> That is all. Really?

3:44:55>> Yes.

3:45:00>> Oh, let's invite Ben. Let's invite Ben.

3:45:04>> Yo, Ben, make me laugh on an iPhone.

3:45:07>> Yes.

3:45:10Bang.

3:45:12Yo, what's up, Speed?

3:45:14>> Yo, what's up, Ben?

3:45:16>> Yo, hello,

3:45:18>> bro. This ain't no damn Ben.

3:45:20>> Yeah, that's Ben. Yo, ask me questions.

3:45:22is I'll send you a yes or no.

3:45:26>> Yes. I'm the I'm the real voice actor of

3:45:28Ben.

3:45:30>> Bro, no he is not. Bro, you are not the

3:45:32real voice actor of Ben.

3:45:33>> Okay. Let Let me make Let Let me make

3:45:35you laugh. Okay.

3:45:36>> Okay. Make me laugh.

3:45:37>> Okay. Look at me.

3:45:39Look at me. Okay.

3:45:49Bro, get this weird. Nah, bro. Like see

3:45:52like when they don't make me laugh, they

3:45:54start referring to these sexual things,

3:45:57bro. Like, bro, like come on, bro. Like,

3:45:59DON'T LIKE LIKE STOP, BRO. HE TRYING TO

3:46:02LIKE SPIT AND ASMR AND KISS THE CAMERA,

3:46:05BRO.

3:46:07LIKE, BRO.

3:46:12All right,

3:46:14Nick A30. I'm not gonna lie, that

3:46:16profile picture alone can make me laugh.

3:46:19Like Nick, like Nick A30, what is you

3:46:23what are you even doing, bro? Like, did

3:46:25you just like where did you even take

3:46:27this picture at? Like, did he actually

3:46:29go into the studio and like was like,

3:46:32"Hey, these are the poses I'mma do."

3:46:34Like, bro, I really don't understand

3:46:36this man, bro. 830, you are a

3:46:38funny guy, bro. 830, you are a

3:46:40funny guy, bro.

3:46:43You are a funny guy.

3:46:45No cap.

3:46:48Um,

3:46:51let's do Shan Poo.

3:46:55Shan Poo.

3:46:58Yo, Shan Poo, make me laugh. You get a

3:47:00iPhone.

3:47:02>> Hello. Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

3:47:05>> Yes.

3:47:07>> Okay. So, um

3:47:10um

3:47:28What the

3:47:45Hello. Nice to meet you. What's up? All

3:47:48right, bro. Get the out of here.

3:47:52Yo, y'all are crazy as hell, bro.

3:47:55Okay, next person.

3:47:58Okay, let's do Stinker.

3:48:01>> Hello. Can you hear me?

3:48:02>> I show Okay, wait. Wait. We got two

3:48:04people.

3:48:04>> Hey, speed.

3:48:06>> Hold on. Hold on. We got two. Hold on.

3:48:07Wait. One of y'all mute. One of y'all

3:48:08mute. One of y'all mute.

3:48:09>> I'll mute. I'll mute. I'll let him go

3:48:11first. Oh, ladies first. Yes, ladies

3:48:12first. Yes. Here we go. Thank you. Thank

3:48:14you.

3:48:15>> Hi, Speed.

3:48:16>> Hello.

3:48:17>> Okay. Um, I got two jokes. All right.

3:48:20>> Okay.

3:48:20>> Our first joke is, what does a nosy

3:48:23pepper

3:48:24do?

3:48:25>> A nosy pepper.

3:48:28>> Yeah,

3:48:30it gets jalapeno in your face.

3:48:34Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on.

3:48:36Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Hold. Hold on.

3:48:38Hold on. Hold on. Let me go more your

3:48:39speed. You know what I'm saying?

3:48:41>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Another

3:48:42one. Another one. Another one.

3:48:44>> Be nice. Cuz I'm like older. I was born

3:48:47in the 80s, so I'm not like hip to all

3:48:49the like new jokes and stuff.

3:48:51>> What you talking about? Yo, I'm being

3:48:53nice. Listen,

3:48:55>> this is Yo, this Listen, this is

3:48:56equality. If it's funny, it's funny. If

3:48:59like if I'mma laugh, I'mma laugh.

3:49:01>> Like, but I'm not going to lie, that was

3:49:03a oldhead joke. I'm not going to lie to

3:49:05you.

3:49:05>> Yeah. Like, give me some grace. like,

3:49:08"All right, here we go." Okay. What kind

3:49:10of tea do soccer players hate to drink?

3:49:13Come on. You got this one. That's your

3:49:15That's your speed, bro.

3:49:16>> Wait, what's

3:49:18>> Come on. That's your speed,

3:49:19>> Chad. What's that tea that Messi drink?

3:49:22Monte

3:49:23>> Oh, you know what? Messi do drink this

3:49:26TEA CUZ IT'S PENALTY. PENALTY.

3:49:29YEAH. [screaming] YES,

3:49:32Y

3:49:34[laughter]

3:49:34>> BRO. NO. Come on and hook auntie up.

3:49:36Auntie need that iPhone, baby. I'm

3:49:38broke, baby.

3:49:39>> Oh my god, bro.

3:49:40>> Come on.

3:49:42>> Oh my god.

3:49:44>> Come on. I'm a struggling streamer. I

3:49:46need that. I need that iPhone, baby.

3:49:48Please, baby.

3:49:49>> Oh my days.

3:49:51>> Yeah, that penalty. That penalty. Yeah.

3:49:54>> Oh my. All right. All right. Yo, Coco.

3:49:57Coco, get her uh PayPal. Our cash, bro.

3:50:00>> Thank you, Speed. Thank you so much.

3:50:02[laughter]

3:50:03>> All right. Message you.

3:50:05All right.

3:50:07[laughter]

3:50:08[gasps]

3:50:08Bye.

3:50:09>> All right. GG. GG. GG's.

3:50:11>> GG.

3:50:12>> Oh my god.

3:50:16Penalty.

3:50:18Penalty.

3:50:21Penalty.

3:50:25Green apple.

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