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100% REMOTE Boring Businesses (That Almost Never Fail)

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0:00I run a boring air filter company that

0:01does $23 million a month and just last

0:04week I paid somebody $33,600

0:07for 6 months of fully remote dead simple

0:09work. That's when something clicked for

0:11me and I decided to make this video. The

0:13best remote businesses in 2026 are

0:15completely different than you'd think.

0:17So, what I'm going to do is rank the

0:19remote businesses people keep asking me

0:20about. F tier all the way to S tier

0:23based on what I actually see as an

0:25operator. And at the end, I'll give you

0:27the exact 7-day playbook to start a

0:29winning remote first boring business.

0:31You've seen the ads, make $10,000 a

Avoid At All Costs

0:33month from your laptop in Bali. I want

0:35to tell you what that actually looks

0:37like from where I'm sitting. Drop

0:38shipping is dead, AI agencies are dead,

0:41and I watched it happen in my own

0:42market. And that's the [music] whole

0:44problem with drop shipping. You don't

0:46own the product, the customer, or the

0:48traffic. You're renting attention from

0:50Facebook and TikTok and renting

0:52fulfillment from a supplier in another

0:54country. The second that your ad costs

0:56go up or a competitor copies your

0:58product, which is easy, the whole thing

1:00falls apart. My verdict, F tier. No

1:03question. No moat, there's no customer

1:05ownership, and you have no leverage.

1:07This one used to actually work. I know

It (Used to Be Perfect)

1:09people who made millions doing it, but

1:12the rules just completely changed. If

1:14you're starting an affiliate blog in

1:152026, you've already lost. Affiliate SEO

1:18used to be one of the best remote

1:20businesses ever. You write articles, you

1:22rank them on Google, and then you

1:23collect Amazon commissions, and you

1:26repeat. Then, AI flooded the internet

1:28with content. Then, Google cut traffic

1:31to small sites. And then after that,

1:33ChatGPT started answering questions

1:34directly so that people don't even need

1:36to click anymore. 5 years ago, maybe

1:39this was B tier. In 2026, it's F tier.

1:41Now, these businesses are not scams.

1:44They can actually make money, but most

1:46people confuse making money with

1:48building a business. We did around $18

My Secret Lesson

1:50million on Amazon last month, and here's

1:53why I would never recommend Amazon FBA

1:55as your remote business. Amazon FBA

1:58seems like a great pitch. You send your

2:00products to Amazon's warehouse, Amazon

2:02handles all storage, all [music]

2:03packing, and shipping logistics, and you

2:06just focus on finding and selling

2:08products. Sounds great. When people

2:10picture Amazon FBA, they picture a guy

2:12on the beach watching sales come in, up

2:14into the right. But, the reality is

2:16different. Amazon FBA is a logistics

2:19business with a marketing problem on

2:21top. Every single day, there's an issue,

2:23multiple of them. Maybe a shipment gets

2:25rejected because a label was off. A

2:27return came back damaged and the

2:28inventory count is wrong. [music] A

2:30category got new compliance rules and

2:31you just got hit with 30 days to update

2:33or get suspended. And that's if they

2:35even warn you. And here's the part that

2:37really hurts. You can do all of that

2:39perfectly, build a $5 million brand, and

2:42Amazon can launch their own version

2:44under Amazon Basics next quarter [music]

2:46and undercut you by 40%. Or, more

2:49likely, your Chinese supplier that you

2:51were buying from decides to go direct.

2:53I've watched [music] it happen to

2:55friends, even people I've had on my

2:56Boring Money podcast. You're a tenant on

2:58Amazon's land, and the rent goes up

3:00every year. My verdict, C tier. Amazon

3:03can be a great channel inside a real

3:05business, but as the whole business, too

3:07much platform risk. These get pitched as

It Used to Be Perfect

3:10passive remote businesses, but here's

3:12the reality. They're some of the most

3:13stressful management jobs that you can

3:15sign up for, and the economics are about

3:17to get worse. The pitch is simple. Hire

3:19people overseas for $5 an hour, charge

3:22clients $25 an hour, you pocket the

3:24difference. Sounds great until you

3:26actually try to do it. You're now in the

3:28people business. You're hiring, you're

3:29training, you're firing, you're

3:31replacing on an endless treadmill.

3:32Someone gets sick, your client is

3:34screaming, someone quits, you're filling

3:36the seat at midnight, and here's the

3:37brutal math looking forward. Right now,

3:39you charge $25 an hour for inbox

3:41management, scheduling, you know, data

3:43entry, basic bookkeeping, but in 3

3:45years, and probably less honestly, most

3:47of that work will be handled by an AI

3:49agent for a couple of dollars an hour,

3:51and your client is going to know it. The

3:53margin that made this business

3:54attractive is the same margin that's

3:57going to disappear. My verdict, C tier.

3:59You can make money here, but you're

4:01buying a stressful people management

4:03job, not freedom, and the clock is

4:06ticking on the economics. Now, we're

4:08finally getting to businesses that can

4:10actually work remotely. This is where I

4:12started taking the model seriously.

4:14Bookkeeping sounds like the most boring

The Perfect Remote Business

4:16job on Earth, and that's exactly [music]

4:19why it's a great remote business. The

4:21most boring business on Earth is also

4:23one of the best remote businesses on

4:25Earth. Every business on the planet

4:26needs bookkeeping. Just like every

4:28business needs payroll. Every doctor's

4:30office needs medical billing, and almost

4:32none of them wants to do it themselves.

4:34Medical billing is actually one of my

4:35favorite examples. It's document heavy,

4:37it's complicated, and the rules change

4:40constantly. Screwing it up cost the

4:41doctor real money. That means that they

4:44will happily pay someone to make the

4:46problem go away. Here's how I think

4:48about this tier. The best businesses in

4:50this tier share three traits. They're

4:53recurring, they're painful for the

4:55person that needs to have it done, and

4:57they're document heavy. Recurring means

4:59that the customer pays you every month

5:02forever. Bookkeeping isn't a one-time

5:04job. The books need to close every

5:06single month. You sign one [music]

5:07customer, and they're going to pay you

5:09for years. Painful means that the

5:11customer absolutely hates doing it

5:12themselves. Nobody wakes up excited to

5:15reconcile [music] QuickBooks. The pain

5:17is what makes them pay you and never

5:19push back on price. And honestly,

5:20[music]

5:21once they're locked in with you, the

5:23pain of switching equals the pain of

5:25doing it. So, you're going to have a

5:26recurring client for a long period of

5:28time. Document heavy is where AI gives

5:31you serious leverage. AI is exceptional

5:34at documents, reading them, sorting

5:36through them, extracting the data that

5:38you need to get extracted from them, or

5:40flagging errors that are there. And

5:41[music] that's exactly what bookkeeping

5:44and billing and payroll are. You stack

5:46all three, and you're going to get a

5:47stable, predictable business with

5:49customers who don't haggle and workflows

5:51where AI cuts your cost per client. My

5:54verdict, B tier. Maybe low A tier if you

5:57get highly specialized. You don't

5:59actually need a CPA license to start.

6:01All you have to do is learn QuickBooks

6:03or Xero, pick one niche, whether that be

6:05contractors or dentists or real estate

6:07investors, and start cold emailing 25

6:09owners this week. This is one that

Completely Free to Learn

6:11nobody talks about, but I see it making

6:13people millions. You don't need to build

6:15software to make money in software.

6:18Companies like HubSpot [music] and

6:19NetSuite, ServiceTitan, Salesforce, they

6:22all have the same problem. Their

6:24software is complicated. So, customers

6:27buy it, but they can't figure it out and

6:29they churn. Or worse, [music] they keep

6:31paying for it but not actually getting

6:32any benefit from all the features. So,

6:34they pay implementation partners to set

6:36it up, to train their team, and they

6:38make sure it sticks. You don't have to

6:40build the software or find the

6:41customers. Software companies already

6:43did [music] that. So, this is 100%

6:46remote, high margin, and AI is making

6:49documentation and onboarding faster,

6:51which means that one expert can take on

6:53more clients. I liken this [music] to

6:55opening a restaurant inside a stadium

6:57that's already sold out every night. My

6:59verdict, high B tier to low A tier. I

7:02like this business way better than

7:03building SaaS from scratch for most

7:05people. Become the expert. [music] You

7:07pick one platform, such as ServiceTitan

7:09if you want trades or NetSuite if you

7:12want, you know, an ERP for bigger

7:13companies, you get certified. [music]

7:15Like most of these have free or cheap

7:17programs because they want you to be

7:18certified to help people install their

7:20software or manage their software or

7:22make it better, and then go out and you

7:23find five customers. Why do I like this?

7:25Well, it's something that's been around

7:27for a long time and it's not going away.

7:29AI is actually just making it easier and

7:31actually, you know, growing the amount

7:33of software out there for you to work

7:35with and train people. So, this is a

7:37business that is not going away and in

7:38fact, I think AI over time is only going

7:41to increase the value of it, ironically.

Everyone Needs These

7:43[music] This is where the model starts

7:44getting much more interesting. You have

7:46one expert, a laptop, and rates of 300,

7:49400, maybe even $500 an hour. Fractional

7:51CFO, fractional COO, fractional

7:54marketing. Every business between a

7:56million dollars and 20 million dollars

7:58has the exact same problem. They need

8:00senior leadership, and they can't afford

8:03a full-time hire. That gap is where you

8:05can make a fortune. The smartest remote

8:07business in 2026 might be renting your

8:10brain to five companies at once. A few

8:12years into building Filter Bay, I hit a

8:14wall. The business had gotten complex

8:16enough that I needed real financial

8:18leadership, someone who could build

8:20forecasting models, tighten up cash

8:21flow, and tell me the truth about where

8:24the money was going. A full-time CFO was

8:26$250,000 plus equity. I just couldn't

8:29justify it at the time. So, I brought in

8:31a fractional CFO instead. He worked with

8:34us two days a week, charged us a

8:35fraction of a full-time salary, and he

8:37changed how I ran the business. That's

8:39the gap that fractional executives fill.

8:41Owners running $3 million, $5 million,

8:43$10 million businesses that are drowning

8:46need senior pattern recognition that

8:48they've never had access to before. A

8:50fractional CFO sets up financial

8:52reporting and cash flow forecasting. A

8:54fractional COO builds the systems and

8:57the SOPs. A fractional CMO sets up the

9:00marketing engine. You're charging $5,000

9:02to $15,000 a month, taking on four to

9:04six clients, and making serious money

9:06from a laptop from anywhere. And again,

9:09AI is only going to multiply this. A

9:11fractional CFO with AI tools can close

9:14books and run scenarios in a fraction of

9:17the time they could have a few years

9:18ago. The same person who used to handle

9:20three clients can now handle five or six

9:22clients. My verdict, A-tier. Maybe the

9:25best path for someone with 10-plus years

9:27of real operating experience. If you

9:29spent 10-plus years as a finance person,

9:32operations [music] person, or a

9:33marketing leader, stop applying for

9:35full-time jobs. Pick a niche, build a

9:38one-page offer, send 50 messages on

9:40LinkedIn this week to founders running

9:42two to 20 million-dollar businesses, and

9:44[music] you'll have two clients in 30

9:45days. Okay, this is the one that you've

I Would Pay YOU For This

9:47been watching this video for. The

9:49business that made everything click for

9:50me last week. The one that I think is

9:53the single best remote business that you

9:55can start in 2026. And I'm going to walk

9:57you through it the same way that I

9:59figured it out in real-time. A $33,600

10:02quote landed in my inbox last week. And

10:05it made me realize the best remote

10:07business in 2026 was hiding in plain

10:09sight. Here's what [music] happened. We

10:11were getting ready to launch a new

10:12product line at Filterbuy, mini-split

10:14units. Those are the small AC and

10:17heating units mounted on the wall. But

10:18to sell those units in the US, you have

10:20to get them tested and certified by a

10:22compliance lab. Companies like Intertek

10:25and UL, they verify that the product is

10:27safe, that the electrical is right, and

10:29that all the documentation matches

10:30what's on the label. I got a quote for

10:32$33,600

10:34for 6 months of work. I almost said no.

10:3733 grand for seemingly nothing? You're

10:40not building anything, you're not

10:41shipping me anything. Then I thought

10:42about it for another second. If we got

10:44this wrong, we can't sell the product at

10:46all. Or worse, we get sued. So, I paid

10:49it. I didn't even negotiate. And then I

10:51sat back and asked myself a question.

10:54What does that firm actually do? They

10:55don't manufacture anything, they don't

10:57have any inventory, no warehouses, no

10:59trucks. What they have is expertise, a

11:02clear process, and a certified [music]

11:04authority. Or an understanding of a

11:07certified authority. And I realized that

11:09the combination of expertise plus

11:11process plus authority is the most

11:13durable thing that you can sell,

11:15especially now. Because here's [music]

11:17the math. If we're 90% right, and

11:19there's a 10% chance that the whole

11:20product line gets blocked or we get

11:22sued, a 10% chance we lose our launch

11:25window, a 10% chance that we eat the

11:27cost of every unit sitting in that

11:29warehouse, for us, that 10% was millions

11:32of dollars. And that's when it hit me. I

11:34had no choice but to pay these people 33

11:36grand to make sure that we're doing it

11:37right. The customer isn't paying for

11:39hours, we weren't paying for hours,

11:41they're paying to eliminate risk. That

11:43$33,600

11:45is not a labor bill, it was an insurance

11:47policy. Someone with a stamp saying, "We

11:50took the 10% chance you got it wrong and

11:52we made it zero because we're experts,

11:54we do this every single day." If you can

11:56kill the risk, you can make a killing.

11:58There's an entire hidden economy built

12:01on this model. Most people don't know it

12:03exist. The Intertek style compliance

12:05business is not one business, it's a

12:08whole category of businesses. And every

12:10entry in that category has the exact

12:12[music] same DNA as our B-tier

12:14framework. They have recurring

12:15customers, they're painful, they're

12:17document heavy with one thing added. The

12:20customer's name is on the line if you

12:22get it wrong. A few examples where you

12:24may find this, but they exist everywhere

12:25in the economy if you look closely. Like

12:27product compliance, you know, you have

12:29UL or really, you know, what it takes to

12:32be compliant with UL, Intertek, ETL.

12:35Every consumer product sold in America

12:37passes through someone like this. You

12:38have tax credits, R&D credits, cost

12:41segregation studies, energy credits,

12:43WOTC. Billions of dollars sitting on the

12:45table because the rules are too

12:46complicated for the average CPA. HIPAA

12:49compliance, every healthcare company in

12:51America needs help. You get it wrong,

12:53fine start at $50,000 per violation.

12:55OSHA, workplace safety. Every

12:57manufacturing plant, warehouse, or

13:00construction site needs an expert. And

13:02again, going back to the fractional

13:03model, a lot of smaller companies can't

13:05afford it. So you can do this in

13:06fractional services rather than doing it

13:08for one company. You've got audit prep

13:10like SOC 2 compliance or ISO, PCI. Every

13:14B2B software company needs these to

13:16close enterprise deals. All of these are

13:18examples of the same business with just

13:20a different label on the front or a

13:22different set of expertise. And here's

13:24why AI makes this category exceptional

13:27right now. [music] AI handles the

13:29repetitive parts of the workflow, the

13:30document processing, the compliance

13:32checklist, the initial review, but the

13:34expert still has to sign off. The expert

13:37still takes the risk. The stamp still

13:39belongs to a person. And that's the

13:42entire thesis of this video. The real AI

13:45opportunity isn't in building AI

13:47companies, it's rebuilding boring expert

13:50businesses with AI. One expert [music]

13:52can now serve far more customers than

13:54they used to be able to because AI gives

13:56them the leverage. So, my verdict, S

13:59tier. If I were starting a remote

14:01business in 2026 from scratch, knowing

14:03what I know now after over a decade of

14:05running Filterbuy, this is the category

14:07that I would build in. So, to sum it up,

14:09here's the 7-day playbook to start the S

14:12tier business. Day one, pick your

14:14workflow, whether it's product

14:15compliance, R&D tax credits, HIPAA,

14:18OSHA. Even better if it's something that

14:20you've had experience with, but don't

14:21pick all of them. You got to pick one

14:23and go all in. Day two, learn the

14:25rulebook. Spend the day reading the

14:27actual government or industry guidance

14:29and watching breakdowns from real

14:31practitioners. Not the gurus,

14:32practitioners. Day three, pick your

14:34niche. Don't go after all businesses, go

14:37after one industry where this workflow

14:39lives. Product compliance for HVAC

14:41manufacturers would be an example, or

14:43R&D credits for software companies. The

14:45narrower, the better. Day four, build a

14:48one-page offer. What you do, who it's

14:50for, how much you charge, how the

14:52process works. One page. The headline

14:55should be about reducing their risk, not

14:57your hours. Day five, build your

14:59prospect list. 50 owners in the niche

15:02that you've chosen. All you need is

15:03LinkedIn, Apollo, trade associations,

15:07and local Chamber of Commerce. Day six,

15:09send 50 messages. Cold email or

15:12LinkedIn. These have to be short,

15:14specific, and lead with the dollar

15:16amount they're probably leaving on the

15:17table, or the dollar amount they lose if

15:20they get this wrong. Day seven, take

15:22three calls. That's it. You won't close

15:24all three. You might not close any, but

15:26you'll learn more in those three calls

15:27than in three months of YouTube. If you

15:29want to see the boring businesses that

15:31I'm actually buying or a customer of

15:33right now, watch this video next.

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