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0:00Flash
0:03Kids notice a
0:07pattern H they're all criminals Dam
0:11detective they're all brown Pokemon 80%
0:14of these incidents are coming from your
0:16desk am I getting a promotion you come
0:19down an 11-year-old pan Whooper in broad
0:25daylight okay well that was a mistake so
0:29that mistake got us officially under
0:31investigation by the fpi for police
0:33brutality badging gun you're going on
0:36paid leave that's [ __ ] your brown
0:39Lieutenant tell him it was a whoopsie I
0:42mean what am I going to do you're going
0:43to stay out of trouble if you so much as
0:46police brutality a Weedle you are
0:51[Music]
0:58done
1:22hello old
1:23[Music]
1:25[Applause]
1:28friends
1:34[Music]
1:35Allah Kazam damn it piku you're not
1:38supposed to be here right now okay hear
1:41me out no one knows where he was at
1:459/11 the autistic Pokemon owner that
1:48tries to bend spoons with his mind sure
1:50today he's trying to bend spoons but
1:52tomorrow he could be trying to bend
1:54jetliners into
1:56skyscrapers
1:58again even if it was a terrorist that's
2:01the FBI's domain not ours if you police
2:04brutality that poor autistic alakazia
2:06Pikachu you are a ghost here at
2:14[Music]
2:23pkpd [ __ ]
2:28it
2:29[Applause]
2:33aha got you oh
2:37[Music]
2:40wait hey lieutenant if that Alakazam
2:43from the Pokémon Mar says that I pointed
2:45my secret glove box 44 cor Callahan at
2:47him he's lying God damn it Pikachu on
2:50you at that Pokemon how many times have
2:53I told you how many times have I War you
2:55I falling down
2:57I do not try Bend the spoon instead only
3:02realize the truth there is no
3:07spoon it's an
3:12illusion drop this spoon fpi drop the
3:18gun Lieutenant take God you're here he's
3:21channeling his muslamic mind poow
3:24through spoons to make us blind to his
3:25terrorism but you're in trouble now you
3:28son of a [ __ ] psychic Powers don't work
3:30on dark type Pokémon isn't that right
3:34Lieutenant I'm a ground type you
3:36ignorant [ __ ] now drop the gun and
3:39you'll be a ghost for real this
3:44[Music]
3:54time Jesus Pikachu what are you doing
3:58you know what El psychic type is we weak
3:59against Ghost type that's right you son
4:03of a [ __ ] I'm going to Ghost type
4:05myself your own personal law enforcement
4:07ghost following you around do you think
4:09your terrorist friends are going to like
4:10that do
4:18[Music]
4:22you well for real I was right yes I'm
4:26the best detective ever huh where oh
4:29[ __ ] I'm man enough to admit when I'm
4:32wrong racist cops might make a mockery
4:34of the impartiality of the legal system
4:37but damn it Pikachu you're one of the
4:39good ones thanks Lieutenant you're one
4:42of the good ones
4:45too seeing as you uncover a terrorist
4:47plot I can only imagine the FBI will
4:50drop the investigation against the
4:54department I got my job back huh oh
5:00goddamn pal
5:02whoopers race war 12 in the yard Pikachu
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5:16dokie youve been
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6:24[Music]
6:27description