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0:00I don't know if the cat is allowed
0:02inside . I don't know why they locked
0:04the cat inside . Maybe there were some
0:30changes . I need to eat something . That
0:52would be a good idea . What time did I
1:15wake up ? I have no idea . Not at 11:03 .
1:27Maybe . I'm wondering if the cat is
1:58allowed here , because I'm going
2:06downstairs and the cat is in the house .
2:08Sleeping right here . And I'm wondering
2:11if the cat is allowed inside . Maybe
2:18something changed while I wasn't home
2:21for a week . I mean , I was home . I came
2:31back at 3:00 , went to sleep , and left
2:33in the morning . But I was there . That
2:39counts , I guess . This is my breakfast
2:56for today . Two yogurts . How many grams
3:00do I have here ? Cool . Not a tragedy .
3:22Here is proof for everyone who doesn't
3:23believe I'm tan . I'm just pale .
3:27Normally I'm , like , the color of my
3:29wall , which is white . But I'm already
3:33tan . Really . I'm just Hitler's ideal . I
3:42have blond hair , blue eyes , and I'm
3:45pale . I'm thinking about my own
4:07existence . I mean , I was supposed to do
4:10my nails yesterday , didn't do it . I
4:30don't know if I'll do them today . I
4:40don't know if I'll feel like it . Damn ,
5:25I don't know what to do , because I have
5:32about an hour . I won't get [ __ ] done
5:50without nails . Poland from Poland . What
6:12you from ? Not where , but what ? We'll
6:31clean this up later . Or , actually ,
6:33screw it . Now a woman is with me . But
6:42they brought a porcini mushroom . Giant .
6:51It's going to be full of maggots as
6:52hell . It was a full moon . I was in the
6:56forest yesterday , [ __ ] , I tossed almost
6:58all the mushrooms . There was a full
7:03moon and mushrooms get wormy . They get
7:06wormy . The worms eat them up . But they
7:12are vegetables . Okay . No , now , now I've
7:16eaten the yogurts . I'm going to my cat .
7:24Kitty , I'm coming to you . And the cat
7:27has vanished . Here kitty , kitty . But it
7:31reeks of grapes here . And Charlot . But
7:37you're at the point where it would be
7:39good to get your act together . Come to
7:44me . So much is going on for me . Drunk
7:56on life . I don't know , I haven't talked
8:14to you in two weeks . More or less .
8:19That's what I think . So viewers , what
8:22has changed with you ? How is your life ?
8:29Mine ? No changes . Rather no changes
8:41that I can tell you about for now . Hey ,
8:48my cat disappeared . He was just here ,
8:51kitty . Well . Kitty . Yeah . Well , the
9:01kitty left , damn it . Kitty came , got
9:07food , ate his fill , and left . I love my
9:11cat . My kitty . No , he doesn't love
9:14anyone . He just comes to eat . She was
9:19sitting at home , that's already a weird
9:21thing , because I don't know since when
9:23a cat can be inside , because as far as
9:25I know , a cat can't be inside . You
9:28definitely can't be inside . You're
9:30ginger . But my cat has disappeared .
9:37You're not a " here kitty kitty , " you're
9:39here . Yeah , that's right . Where have
9:41you been ? Where have I been ? Show
9:48yourself to the viewers . Where were you
9:52? Where were you ? And a tree . Where was
9:58I ? What , jealous ? I'm coming to you now
10:04. I need to pet my cat . Cat , don't wait
10:09for me when I come home . And you're
10:11going to pee . We're not showing that .
10:16You didn't get your fill . He probably
10:18ate your can . What ? He devoured yours .
10:20Yeah , I can see he devoured yours .
10:22We'll do it like this . We'll give Lucky
10:24a can and give you the rest . What ? He
10:27said meow . He said meow . He didn't . You
10:31didn't , because you're a damn dog . When
10:34does a dog say meow ? Yeah . Hide behind
10:37the sunflowers . That's my cat . My cat .
10:49How I missed my cat . My cat couldn't
10:58care less about me . Come on , meow , I'll
11:00give you a can in front . You have to go
11:05forward . But not through the house .
11:16And aren't you going inside ? Because I
11:17don't know if you're allowed , dammit ,
11:19because it was always that you're not ,
11:20you're not , and today I come in and the
11:22cat is sprawled out on the couch . A
11:33spoon . Ouch . Here is beef , and here is
11:43venison . So we'll take the beef . You'll
11:47be eating some moo-moo . Everyone in the
11:54house is totally fine . What are you
11:55doing ? Do you know what this is ? That's
11:58dog food . How about that . Don't get in
12:06here . What did you do with this bowl ?
12:14Why does it look like it's begging for
12:16mercy ? Sit . No , don't sit . Sit . There ,
13:02stay . Here you go . Alright . This stinks
13:14terribly . It really reeks . Damn it . And
13:23I need to give some to the cat , because
13:25the dog doesn't give a damn about the
13:27cat . And there's another open pouch . I
13:43opened it , damn it . I didn't see that
13:47it was open . I'm not feeding these
13:51animals . I'm only feeding my own . Come
13:55here . You'll get some , you'll get some ,
13:57because he ate yours . Yeah . Get under
14:00my feet again and I'll stomp on you .
14:03Meow . No have some fish , go ahead ,
14:22because Lucky is eating his in the
14:24front too . He won't come and take yours
14:26. And if he tries , smack him with your
14:29paw , he won't take it again . There ,
14:35perfect . Great . Kitty is eating , doggy
14:49is eating . Everyone is happy . And
14:54what's this open one ? Beef with turkey .
15:01But the cat is more of a simple cat .
15:06Either chicken or fish . She won't take
15:10anything else . Do I have the 15th tick ?
15:17We'll clean up this mess in a second .
15:21Is your allergy acting up again ? No ,
15:24you're lucky , because the cream would
15:26already be out . There would already be
15:27rabbit in cream . Yeah , that's right .
15:30Don't look at me like that . That’s
15:32how it would be . Level zero . Let me
15:39[ __ ] wake up , please . Thank you . I
15:45got up , ate something , fed the animals ,
15:49and in my opinion , such things
15:54shouldn't start with insults . Yeah . Not
15:56very nice . I'm waiting for my regular
16:00viewers to arrive . My regular viewers
16:04don't know I'm streaming again . I
16:08should tell them , but I'll write on
16:19Discord sometime that the blonde is
16:21back to life , because generally , my
16:26little bears , my sweeties are at school
16:31. My regular viewers are about 30 years
16:36old . You don't really go to school at
16:38that age . Although I don't know . I'm 19
16:54and I go to school . I mean , let's say ,
17:02but I'm going bald , damn it . Oh , thank
17:10you . I'm 19 years old . 19 . Soon the
17:20code will change to start with a two . I
17:22mean , not that soon , because it's in
17:25almost a year . Since it's September now
17:29, July , August , that's in 10 months .
17:42Shake your head , my hair will fall out .
17:46That's normal . Especially since I
17:50didn't brush it after washing . What's
17:53up , Bruno ? Eat . You got your breakfast ,
17:55so eat . Alright , we'll deal with this
18:10soon . Because no , I'm not 30 , I'm 19 .
18:52No , I'm not skipping school . I just
18:56have some issues with the paperwork at
18:58school , and even if I went , I'm not on
18:59the student list because I'm on
19:01individual learning . Uh , I don't have
19:07my individual learning classes yet , but
19:09I'm already off the student list .
19:14That's how it is . People who are in
19:21that situation will understand .
19:23Whatever , screw it . Either they are on
19:25individual learning too , or they have
19:27some contact with educational
19:28institutions . I am a student at the
19:33school , yes , but I'm not in my class
19:35because I'm on individual learning , so
19:36I have my own schedule . I don't go with
19:41my class . But I don't have that
19:45schedule yet because something went
19:47wrong with the paperwork , so I could go
19:53to school , but if I go , they'll tell me
19:55I'm not on the list and I don't even
19:56have a timetable in the journal . So you
20:04know , it's still to be sorted , but it's
20:06okay , because I still have this week ,
20:08for example , to put German and English
20:10books on my tablet . I need to put my
20:15books on the tablet . German and English
20:19. I'm chill with math for now . That
20:23will be enough for me here . Sorry . I
20:29was on the student list , but I wasn't
20:31at school . I have to drop by the school
20:35anyway , because I need to get my ID
20:37stamped . I mean , they have to give me a
20:40new sticker for my ID . Because I’ll
20:46want to go , for example , you know ,
20:50I’ll want to go to , let's say , the
20:55swimming pool and get a discount , so I
20:57need the sticker . The one from last
21:01year is valid until the end of
21:02September , but I want to get it sorted
21:04sooner rather than later , because I'll
21:06forget . Since I'm homeschooled , I’ll
21:12just forget . You can stop tearing up
21:23that towel . You're not allowed to eat
21:26towels . Rabbits , for [ __ ] sake , don't
21:28eat towels . Rabbits eat hay . And you
21:31ran out . I'll give you some more in a
21:33second . That's no reason to chew on a
21:35[ __ ] towel . You still have some hay
21:38left . You can just eat the hay . A
21:47sticker on my face . No , this is , I
21:52don't know where my wallet is in the
21:53bag that's somewhere over there . I
21:56don't know if you know what IDs look
21:57like now . I'm generally from the years
22:01when IDs were paper and you got them
22:02stamped . Now there are these new IDs
22:07that you can put in the mObywatel app ,
22:09for example , and we use these IDs to
22:10unlock the school entrance , because
22:12without them we can't get into school .
22:19They have NFC , and you just scan them
22:21and enter the school . So if you forget
22:27your ID and go in with someone else ,
22:29you're not getting back out . You're
22:31stuck in school forever . No , you'd go
22:36to the office and show them you're done
22:38with class , and they'd let you out . I
22:41mean , there would be a million
22:43questions why you don't have your ID ,
22:45but they'd let you out . And adult
22:49students don't even have to wait for
22:50the class to end . I mean , it would be
22:55polite , but since they're adults , the
22:57school has no right to restrict them .
23:03Anyway , I have to show up there
23:05regardless to get my new ID sticker .
23:16What am I putting on my face ? Right now
23:18, blush . Before that , I was putting on
23:20foundation because I got an allergy .
23:22You can still see it like crazy . But
23:24let's turn a blind eye to that . Okay .
23:28Anyway , my dear sweet bears , I was at a
23:30harvest festival on Sunday . I come back
23:33from that festival . I got such a
23:35[ __ ] stomach bug that I was sleeping
23:37on the bathroom floor because I kept
23:38waking up and throwing up . From Sunday
23:42to Monday , I slept in my bathroom . I
23:47already had plans to go back to
23:49streaming for you then , because I
23:51thought , we hit 3,800 , now there's less
23:53, but I understand that , because , like ,
23:55I was gone for a long , long time , but
23:58we did hit 3,800 . By the way , I’m not
24:02dressing up as a Smurf . Today is
24:05September 2nd , and we were supposed to
24:07hit 5,000 by September 1st . I won't be
24:10a Smurfette . Admittedly , it's my fault
24:18because of my break from streaming , but
24:20I won't be a Smurfette . But the bet
24:25still stands , I mean the bet that
24:27Kacper changes his nickname to Kajzerka
24:29if he hits 100,000 by the end of the
24:31year and I dye my hair a color chosen
24:33by you . That's what I'm trying the
24:36hardest for , but I said it , so it will
24:38be . It's still on , because 10k by the
24:42end of the year , even if there's like a
24:441 % chance , it's still , you know , 1 % is
24:46still a percentage . If someone has
24:53three permilles in their blood , they
24:59are still drunk . I mean , still , they
25:03can still be proven to have been
25:04drinking . So 3 % or 1 % , they are still
25:08percentages . A permille is even smaller
25:13than a percent , because 1 % is 10
25:17permilles . I don't know , damn . Hey , I
25:22need to brush up on this . It probably
25:24won't be on the final exam , but I have
25:26to . It's just basic knowledge . You can
25:29tell the lady hasn't studied in two
25:31months . I'm forgetting such simple
25:35things . What time is it ? 2:20 PM . Okay ,
25:40we'll get it sorted . I'll definitely
25:42put on makeup . Eyebrows drying fast .
25:53Good morning . I was telling the viewers
25:59about my stomach flu . Damn , I had an
26:02awesome experience . You know how nicely
26:05I slept under the toilet . Basically , I
26:09face-planted onto the dirty laundry and
26:11had my head there . That was my pillow .
26:15Dirty laundry , pillow . Uh and I was
26:19lying there , damn , under the toilet .
26:21Awesome . That's my , that's my life
26:26experience from this weekend . Stomach
26:30flu rules . Some people have that when
26:39they consume alcohol , but I don't , I
26:44don't like it . But I had a blast . And
26:51you know what ? I didn't weigh myself .
26:52And now it's going to be a bit shitty .
26:54I don't know , but I was already
26:56throwing up stomach acid . My throat was
26:58hurting me so much . It was still
27:00hurting yesterday . I was still puking
27:02yesterday too . Actually , today at 5:30
27:06it hit me to throw up my dinner . I mean
27:16, my body decided that I'm eating
27:21poorly . And that it won't eat that , I
27:24mean , it won't digest what I'm eating .
27:33And yesterday for dinner I ate spinach
27:35bureks from Biedronka . Awesome . So I
27:40feel really bad that my body hated on
27:42me , because they are very good . Yes , I
27:48ran out of mascara , but I mean I ran
27:50out , well I ran out , but 70 PLN , are
27:56you out of your minds ? I'll buy it some
27:59other time . I'll use others for now . I
28:03still have a lot of them . If anything ,
28:05I'll snatch it from my mom . I mean ,
28:07I'll steal from my mom . I wonder what
28:23plan the crew will come up with today ,
28:25because I only got informed that I need
28:26to be ready after 3 PM because I'm
28:28going out . So freaking awesome . I've
28:45been deprived of my right to speak . But
28:54it's ok . I have no strength for life .
29:26My core at this moment is sleeping .
29:33Buzz , buzz . Mom will be home soon .
29:54Because I wonder where dad was mushroom
29:56hunting , since I was at my spot for
29:58porcini yesterday . If he went to the
30:01same spot today that I was at yesterday
30:03, it means I was doing a really shitty
30:05job picking them yesterday . If he were
30:11to find porcini there again today . Okay
30:18, that’s enough . I’m not putting
30:21anything else on this face . Mascara .
30:34What the [ __ ] ? Is everyone at the
30:40neighbors ' house okay ? [ __ ] . Hey , I
30:46pulled two ticks off myself today . Does
30:50it surprise me ? Not a [ __ ] chance .
30:53But you know what that means , that this
30:55is the , I’ve already had 14 ticks
30:57this season . 14 . Even for me , that's a
31:06lot . Alright , we’ll figure something
31:19out with that fringe . It’ll be fine .
31:22Will it fix itself over time ? It will ,
31:25it will choose its own life path , it
31:27just needs some time . But it will be
31:31fine . It will be fine . I’ll just clip
31:33this . Anyway . I also always pin a hair
31:40clip . Somewhere to the side . I’ll
31:45clip it to the side . I need my stomach
31:48drops . I need to make my bed , because I
32:05don’t plan on puking today anymore .
32:09Did I also not plan on puking yesterday
32:11? We’ll see how many of those plans
32:15actually work out . But I would like to
32:18stop puking . That’s my ambition , not
32:26to puke anymore today . Please , I
32:34don’t want to anymore . I just want
32:38everything that goes into my little
32:39tummy to stay there . I’m begging . Is
32:53there any difference ? Yes , because the
32:56mascara brush is different and one
33:02brush applies mascara differently than
33:04the other , because it’s usually not
33:06about the mascara formula , but about
33:12the brush . Sorry , I just got hit with a
33:20yawn . This is from Action for 7 PLN .
33:35Don't walk , run to Action . 7 PLN .
33:47It’s very Vaseline-like , but I like
33:50it , I mean it , and mine is awesome . 7
33:53PLN . Lip tint . Well , it doesn't leave
33:59much color , so ... But I’m generally
34:01addicted to We got these from the
34:12police at the fair , because the
34:13officers gave us a crossword puzzle to
34:15do and we did it . It was very hard ,
34:21very , very . And we got a prize , at
34:24first we got one . And then I said , " Um ,
34:28can we have two ? " , because there were
34:31two of us doing it , and the lady said ,
34:32" No , I don't think it was that hard . "
34:35It was some sort of crossword for a 10 -
34:37year-old . I don't think it was that
34:39hard . But since you're asking so nicely
34:42, we got them . And something else from
34:49People's Cooperative Bank SGB . That’s
34:53some kind of toy . My sister is calling
34:59me . Sister , don't call me right now .
35:05I’m working right now . I can't right
35:08now . I need to spend time with the
35:10viewers . Do you know how long I haven't
35:11talked to my viewers ? Too long . Nothing
35:17comes for free . Good morning . Hey , I
35:39need to know where that bench is . What
35:41the [ __ ] bench . Attention , I'm going to
35:48type it . What the [ __ ] bench by the
35:59river . Oh , [ __ ] . Sister , are you
36:14watching my live stream ? [ __ ] , get on
36:16Messenger . I’ll explain it to you .
37:01There’s a , [ __ ] , how is it , there’s
37:03a turn behind the houses . Okay . Like ,
37:37what the [ __ ] ? Explaining a location to
37:53someone by text is really hard . Between
37:57Piaski or between , between Piaski and
38:00Podłężyce . I don't know , [ __ ] , if
38:12she's even listening to me . Because
38:17she's , [ __ ] , she's replying to my
38:18messages like she's listening , but she
38:20hasn't opened Messenger . You can't have
38:23a moderator . Our moderation is
38:25completely swamped . We aren't taking
38:28new mods . Sorry , not sorry . Our
38:34moderation is Why are you swearing ?
38:38Because I can . Our moderation is full .
38:47Good morning . Check the message . [ __ ] ,
39:07thank you . That’s all on that topic .
39:13I earn in Euros , in Euros and in PLN .
39:17Sorry , I’ve been driving too much
39:19lately , and when I drive , I listen to
39:21music . And when I listen to music in
39:24the car , I listen to Sławomir , for
39:26example . Oh , how nice , nice , nice . Well
39:29, and no , I , I have to go . I say : "
39:48Auntie , do something with my bangs , or
39:50I'm going to cry . " Cool glasses . Thank
39:54you . Blindness hurts . You have to wear
39:58these later when you're blind and
40:00stupid . I mean , you aren't always blind
40:05and stupid , but I am . The entrance by
40:14the bridge , [ __ ] . Good morning . Okay .
40:38Sister , I’ll drop a pin on our swing .
40:40I mean , it’s not actually ours . But
40:44look , I was on a kayaking trip once and
40:46it's private land because that's where
40:47the kayak trail ends , and people gather
40:49there after the trip , there's a fire
40:51pit , there's a swing , and all that . I
41:00kind of claimed that spot for myself ,
41:02and there's a swing on a tree by the
41:03river , and my YouTube profile picture
41:05is actually from that spot . And my
41:12sister is asking how to get there , and
41:14we really love sitting there .
41:18Especially now , when it's kayaking
41:19season , they've dragged tables and
41:21benches back out there , you know .
41:30Because they have barbecues there , and
41:32when it’s off-season , those tables
41:33aren't there because it's not
41:35profitable for them , but I don't really
41:37care that it's private property and
41:38nobody has yelled at me yet . And it’s
41:46awesome there . I can pay them . I'll
41:49give you 50 PLN , I don't have more .
41:53What’s your name ? Agata . A question .
41:56What question ? If you have a question ,
41:58just write it . Yes . What did I want to
42:07write on Discord , that I’m back to
42:08life ? I earn in Euros , Euros and in PLN
42:20. Why text-based ? But I don't bite my
42:47nails , just the skin , because when I
42:49was at the harvest festival , the
42:50paramedics were doing a first aid
42:52course for us because they had to , they
42:54were there for that , they had to take
42:55pictures that someone approached them .
42:59I understand that . Yes , but they gave
43:03me latex gloves . I have a latex allergy
43:05and my skin is peeling off . That’s
43:11how it is . I will . I have Roblox . I
43:39have Roblox , but I haven't played
43:41lately . But you can add me when
43:43there’s a cool game again . I’ll
43:46play again , but for now , for now I’m
43:48not playing . Animal . Yes , I played when
43:54it was when it was when it was coming
43:56out , e not like when it was coming out ,
44:03when it was at its peak of 99 , I played
44:04Brookhaven , I don't play it because
44:06it’s pointless in my opinion . And now
44:13I’m playing Animal Hospital , but
44:14again , I’m not playing . agia 4774 C
44:23just like you have on YouTube , AG I
44:264774 . We have a skin with that blonde
44:34girl who is white and blue . For the
44:39bubuky skin . I decided that since I was
44:42making content on Roblox anyway , it
44:43would be useful to have a skin , right ?
44:51I’ll write this for you here because
44:52I don't have access to the chat while
44:54I'm streaming . I mean , from the phone ,
44:57from the PC yes , but from the phone I
44:58don't , so I'm not able to write to you ,
45:00if someone from my moderation is here
45:02and can write , or someone who
45:04understands me , just write it in the
45:06chat . Agia 4774 . It’s a pity you have
45:17nice glasses , huh ? Thanks for saying I
45:23have nice glasses , I take that as a
45:25compliment , but I don't understand the
45:26message , because I think I can't even
45:31add a caption here . I can clip a moment
45:35. Hide live video . Effects , retouch ,
45:39mute , rotate . Hey . I can add a goal
45:42here . I can set a goal for you there . I
45:44don't know . One super chat is enough .
45:48All colors . for three hours . The stream
45:52won't be that long , but I always set it
45:54for three hours . for a restart after
46:05returning . Yes . To start living with my
46:09channel again . Oh , good . So we’ll
46:12make a goal . I don't know what that
46:13goal will give me . Where do you live ?
46:16In the Łódź Voivodeship . No , because
46:18here you play games . We won't be
46:20playing games . There is moderation here
46:23. And what about me ? These are super
46:25chats . So what ? I can't even post a
46:27poll right now . Game room . What's this
46:39about ? Wait . Choose a game you want now
46:44. What kind of crap is this ? What
46:53happened ? Game paused , viewers , because
47:03weird things are happening here ,
47:05because there are some new YouTube
47:06features I don't get . Okay , we can play
47:10some games , but I don't know what this
47:12is about . I have no idea . I'm not
47:17touching that anymore . That'll be safer
47:23. Well , I can't do it here either . I
47:25used to be able to post a poll or
47:27something , but now I can't . I have
47:32Roblox . But do I have Robux ? I don't . I
47:36think I might have one . No , no , no , I
47:39don't feel the inner need to buy bobux .
47:44Hey , maybe we can hit 3.8 K again today
47:46. Viewers , I have about 20 minutes left
47:50to hang out with you . That's what I
47:55think . But wait , let's see how many we
48:07have today . How many do we have now ?
48:09Maybe we can do it . We're missing eight
48:14subs . If someone is hanging out and
48:17having a good time , but isn't subbed ,
48:19leave a sub . Don't be a jerk . Leave a
48:22sub . There are eight left and maybe
48:26we'll hit those 3800 again . I know I've
48:36been gone for a long time , but I'm
48:38going to get back to streaming now ,
48:40because it sucks to be gone for so long
48:42, but my life situation was just quite
48:44complicated , that's why I wasn't here ,
48:46but I will be . Do you have pets ? Yes , I
48:53have a hamster , two rabbits , two dogs ,
48:55my sister has two rats , but they're
48:57kind of in this house , and three cats .
49:00I mean , the cats aren't mine . I mean ,
49:02one is mine . I mean , it's not , but it's
49:05treated like it's mine . More than one
49:11animal is a llama . Show us . I can show
49:26you Diego , but Diego is a bit dirty
49:28because I was going to clean up after
49:30him , but I got sick . I was supposed to
49:33clean on Monday and I got sick . Come
49:37here , Diego . Look , there are the
49:43viewers . No , you're not happy . Oh my
49:51god , the rabbit is so grumpy today . And
49:53the dog ? I can show you one , because
49:56the other one is with my partner . And I
49:58won't show you the rats because my
50:00sister locked the room . I'm sorry . Will
50:05you do a Roblox live stream ? And if
50:08some cool games appear on Roblox , then
50:10yes , we'll play them , but if there's
50:12nothing to play on Roblox , then I
50:14usually don't play , because because no
50:20simply Rudy , the viewers want to see
50:25you . I ate it . It was good . It was good
50:32. Yeah . Well this is my dog . Why the
50:54[ __ ] are there flies flying around ?
50:56Flies , get a life or something . Please .
51:11Mhm . That sucks . I'm full . [ __ ] . This
51:58is an English Cocker Spaniel . If your
52:03uncle has a bigger , taller one , he
52:05might have a Springer Spaniel or the
52:06other type of Cocker Spaniel , not
52:08English . But our Lucky doesn't have a
52:12pedigree . They wanted to take him to a
52:16shelter , but we took him , because he
52:18has a light fringe and they didn't want
52:20him . I need two pills . Hey , seriously ,
52:44I'm going to hang myself with these
52:46flies , I swear . Or I'll hang the flies .
52:54I cut this pill really shitty . Whatever
52:57. The plan was good . The execution was
53:02a bit worse . It is what it is and we
53:09move on . Mom got back from work . I just
53:25saw her arrive home . I need to take my
53:30meds , so sorry not sorry . It's
53:36Wednesday . I didn't take my meds for
53:40two days . Actually , it might even be
53:44three . Because I took the meds on
53:47Sunday , but I threw them back up . Yum .
53:51[ __ ] . Hey , and where are the opened
53:55ones ? Here they are . Come here . What
54:13the [ __ ] is this ? That's Hora . Today's
54:48life plan . Survive until tomorrow .
54:54That's my plan for today . Make it to
54:57the next day . Ambitious , right ? I know ,
55:06I know it's ambitious , but you have to
55:08have some goals in life . My goal is
55:11just to survive . It will Yeah . it'll be
55:50fine , it'll settle . I push this hair
56:00it'll work itself out . It'll settle and
56:05be fine . What , are they going to settle
56:08themselves ? Maybe if I didn't force
56:12them straight with the straightener and
56:14didn't torture them , it would be better
56:16. But this fringe is just a complete
56:19nightmare . We can do this and the
56:28fringe is gone . I mean , it's there , but
56:38a little less poking in my eyes . Okay .
56:50It'll work itself out . It'll fix itself
56:52. I believe in that , but I have to . I
56:55definitely need to fix my nails ,
56:56because this one is long , these are
56:59short , this one is medium , this one is
57:01medium , this one is long , this one too ,
57:03this is short , this one is short , and
57:05this one is short . Cool and breezy .
57:19It's about the fringe . Yeah , really .
57:23When the wind blows , it's in every
57:25direction . Oh , please , fringe . I'd like
57:33it to just flop down a bit , but but not
57:38that much . Talk about it . I don't have
57:56a part , as you can see , because my part
57:58goes wherever it wants to go on any
58:00given day . The boss , the boss isn't
58:06here . Zuza is , wait , Zuza isn't here
58:09either . With that alone . Mom just got
58:12home now . Anyway , I don't give a damn .
58:15No , it will style itself . However it
58:18wants to , that's how it'll be . I don't
58:21care . it heats me up , because I'll just
58:29get annoyed and that's probably a no .
58:41What can you tell me ? I haven't talked
58:43to you in a long time . I want to chat
58:45with you a bit . Tell me how you are ,
58:47how's life , because I have to finish
58:49soon too in 15 minutes , 10 , 15 minutes .
58:55Yeah , I have to finish , so I'm waiting .
59:01Greetings Olga , or should I say I'll
59:03greet you , or do I greet ? I'll greet ,
59:05greetings . Unless you want to greet me .
59:12That can be it too . And wait , because I
59:21have this peeling skin from those latex
59:23gloves I told you about , that the
59:27paramedics told me to wear . It is what
59:35it is I just hope it goes away now .
59:39Yesterday my skin was white as chalk .
59:42My skin dried out so much . that it was
59:44white as chalk . And the best part is , I
59:47lasted half an hour in those gloves .
59:49For me , that's a long time , super long .
59:51I lasted half an hour in those latex
59:53gloves . They were explaining something ,
59:55and I said : " No , I have to take them
59:56off now . " And they were like : " Why ? " I
59:59said : " I have a [ __ ] latex allergy . "
1:00:03Oh , well , you should've said that , we
1:00:05wouldn't have made you wear gloves if
1:00:07that's not cool . Okay , at least you
1:00:12have a cool profile picture , rate the
1:00:14kitten . Cool kitten . Does my rating
1:00:20satisfy you ? Kitten . I don't know . Yeah
1:00:24. Yeah . Kitten . Yeah I don't know . I
1:00:29don't know anything about these " rate
1:00:31my profile , rate my profile , rate this ,
1:00:33rate that " things . People , I live a
1:00:37simple life here . I'm a country girl
1:00:39and I'm good with that . I love country
1:00:43life . I have a cow as my wallpaper a
1:00:51wonderful one , by the way . I love her .
1:00:54Awesome . BTW . I need to ask what the
1:01:06plans are for today . No , currently no
1:01:55Because if we go to the cow , I'll pick
1:01:57some apples and carrots for her . Who
1:02:15lives in Łódź ? Łódź isn't a
1:02:19village , but I live near Łódź , dude .
1:02:24I , I live near Łódź . Łódź is also
1:02:26a village . They walk around with
1:02:28microwaves there , for [ __ ] sake . What
1:02:30are you talking about ? In the city
1:02:33where you live , has anyone ever gone
1:02:35for a walk with a microwave ? No. In
1:02:37Łódź ? Yes . In Łódź , there's a
1:02:40[ __ ] unicorn on the platform . On the
1:02:42platform ? At the bus stop . [ __ ] , it's
1:02:46also a village , I don't understand the
1:02:48decisions of the people from Łódź ,
1:02:50for [ __ ] sake . In Łódź , they
1:02:52[ __ ] cemented a car because the guy
1:02:54wouldn't move it , and they had to build
1:02:55a road , so they just [ __ ] poured
1:02:57over it . Łódź is also a village . A
1:03:00big one , but a village . Don't try to
1:03:06prove to me that it's otherwise . In
1:03:10Łódź , when you go for a walk , damn ,
1:03:12not in all districts , but in some you
1:03:14go for a walk and you can find a dildo
1:03:16on the street . Man , Łódź is
1:03:19basically a village too . I live under
1:03:25Łódź , that's why Grink writes about
1:03:27it . They covered a guy's car in
1:03:38concrete . No , it was like , they were
1:03:42working on the street and there was an
1:03:44announcement for people to move their
1:03:45cars because the street was being paved
1:03:47. But the guy didn't give a damn . And
1:03:51the workers couldn't just wait around .
1:03:54So they took and built a barricade
1:03:55around the car and covered the whole
1:03:57thing in concrete . " Uć . " I completely
1:04:05agree . " Uć . " In Łódź , they measure
1:04:13gas in liters , damn it . Sorry , I'm
1:04:19arguing with my friend because he has a
1:04:21gas-powered car . I don't , because I
1:04:25care about my engine , and he's arguing
1:04:27with me that you measure gas at the
1:04:29station in liters . I say : " You idiot ,
1:04:31how can you ? Gas isn't a liquid . " " You
1:04:34measure gas in cubic decimeters , not in
1:04:36liters . " You have a " sub - Łódź " house
1:04:45or a submarine . And I'm waiting for
1:04:47that . No , whenever I say I live under
1:04:52Łódź , I'm waiting for someone to say
1:04:54, I don't know , for someone to make
1:04:56some fan art where I'm lying under a
1:04:57boat . Why ? I don't get this thing about
1:05:15Gdańsk . In Gdańsk , it's cool , but you
1:05:18know what I mean . That's just what
1:05:21people say . When I was little and still
1:05:24a believer , I always said that people
1:05:26who live near a church have it nice
1:05:27because they're close to church . My mom
1:05:32told me then that 90 % of people who live
1:05:34next to a church don't even go there . I
1:05:39understand that now , because it's the
1:05:41same with people who live by the sea ;
1:05:43they often don't go to the beach . So ,
1:05:48your point of view depends on where
1:05:49you're sitting , and that's a proverb
1:05:51I'll stick to for life . That's the
1:05:54truth . Pinoculars . Thank you . Submarine
1:06:02. Gas is a liquid . It is not a liquid .
1:06:07Gas . Don't you argue with me . Gas isn't
1:06:10measured in liters . Gas isn't a liquid .
1:06:13Gas is just gas , for [ __ ] sake . LPG .
1:06:21I'm going to ask my mom . My mom knows
1:06:23everything . Gas liquefies . Where the
1:06:31hell does your LPG liquefy ? Natural gas
1:06:34. Natural gas in wholesale is generally
1:06:38measured in cubic meters , but no car
1:06:41burns in cubic meters , only in cubic
1:06:43decimeters . That's why . Lublin Gas
1:06:50Emergency Service . No , at the station ,
1:06:53you refuel LPG . I mean , I use 98
1:06:57because my Dacia doesn't like 95 . Dacia
1:07:01likes 98 . Unfortunately , it likes the
1:07:05expensive stuff . Cars burn in liters ,
1:07:16but damn it , you don't measure gas in
1:07:18liters . How the [ __ ] can you measure in
1:07:20liters something that isn't a liquid ? I
1:07:25measure gas in liters . You know it , he
1:07:28didn't have a clue . Gas is not ... No ,
1:07:34I'm going to my mom's , I'm going , [ __ ] ,
1:07:36I'm going to vent to my mom . Yeah , the
1:07:40viewers are [ __ ] arguing with me ,
1:07:42they don't know anything , but they
1:07:44argue . I'm going to mom's , we'll see
1:07:45what she has to say about this .
1:07:56Kacperek , they were waiting for you
1:07:58more than for me . Overall , my viewers
1:08:01love you . They don't love me . They come
1:08:03here for you . Mom , I'm coming to you
1:08:08because I'm about to [ __ ] lose it .
1:08:09Sure . What is gas measured in ?
1:08:19[ __ ] , you're all [ __ ] up if you use
1:08:21liters . Gas isn't a liquid in liters or
1:08:27kilograms . It depends .
1:08:29Gas is measured in cubic decimeters . In
1:08:31cubic decimeters .
1:08:32Natural gas in liters .
1:08:34[ __ ] , not in liters .
1:08:35Or in kilograms .
1:08:37You don't know anything . Since when is
1:08:40the cat allowed in the house ?
1:08:41Was he in the house ? When ?
1:08:43Well , I'm going downstairs to eat
1:08:45something . That means someone
1:08:47she's sleeping here .
1:08:48That means if someone let him in , and
1:08:50dad and ...
1:08:52Can't the cat be in the house ?
1:08:53No.
1:08:54Okay .
1:08:57Ask .
1:08:57Mom , what is gas measured in ? Well mom ,
1:09:01mom doesn't know . Mom , like , mom drives
1:09:04a diesel . You can figure out the rest
1:09:07yourselves . I'm going to hate on you
1:09:12for the diesel .
1:09:14Get away from my Beetle . Oh , oh ,
1:09:19you're going to want to take a ride .
1:09:21Well , when Dacia is at the mechanic ,
1:09:23then I'll want to . I'll want to when
1:09:27Dacia is at the mechanic .
1:09:29Who scratched you ?
1:09:32I don't actually know , but I have a
1:09:34whole scratch from front to back across
1:09:35the whole car . I saw it , but I don't
1:09:38know . I don't have a dashcam . But I got
1:09:43incredibly pissed off . I saw it last ,
1:09:47probably
1:09:48not last week , on Tuesday .
1:09:50Where were you ?
1:09:52Well , nowhere really . I only saw it
1:09:55when we went to Julita's , that's when
1:09:57we ...
1:09:58You were somewhere before
1:10:00at a parking lot either at Kaufland or
1:10:06Action . So what ? Where was I ? What , am
1:10:13I supposed to go now ? Hello . Please
1:10:15give me access to the cameras , someone
1:10:17scratched my car .
1:10:20Well , they scratched it . Well , and ...
1:10:22[ __ ] it . And so what ? What will be done
1:10:24?
1:10:26Excuse me ?
1:10:27It's going in there .
1:10:29I know . I have to polish it , but I also
1:10:32need to do the trunk and I still don't
1:10:34have time . Gas is gas . Gas is a fluid .
1:10:43You guys are special . Gas is a state of
1:10:46matter with randomly arranged atoms at
1:10:48large distances from each other . Don't
1:10:51[ __ ] yourself , Kacperek .
1:10:59Ask GPT .
1:11:03GPT lies .
1:11:04And what did it tell you ? The same as
1:11:06me , about the liter ?
1:11:07No , because I didn't ask GPT . I asked
1:11:10Google , and Google said in cubic meters
1:11:13.
1:11:14Well , or it depends on the gas . Gas is
1:11:16usually measured in cubic m
1:11:18Well okay , but for [ __ ] sake , a car
1:11:20doesn't burn it in cubic meters , that's
1:11:22why it's measured in cubic decimeters .
1:11:25You go to the station , you fuel gas in
1:11:27cubic decimeters , not liters .
1:11:31You have 40 gas cylinders .
1:11:33Mom , liquid is measured in liters . If
1:11:36you took some gas and poured it into a
1:11:38glass , it would escape . A relative
1:11:46concept .
1:11:48LPG
1:11:50in liters .
1:11:52Not in liters .
1:11:54LPG in liters .
1:12:01Someone interested is coming here soon .
1:12:03Write it down
1:12:04and he will also be on your side , for
1:12:06[ __ ] sake .
1:12:08Write the cylinders to
1:12:10a cubic decimeter is a liter , just put
1:12:12differently . [ __ ] . Same as this ,
1:12:16that 1 liter is 1 kg . Oh screw you , it
1:12:19depends on what .
1:12:201 liter of water weighs a kilogram .
1:12:23Well , and a liter of flour weighs a
1:12:25kilogram . Flour is lighter . It holds
1:12:31true for liquids . It doesn't hold true
1:12:34for solids .
1:12:36But gas is not a liquid .
1:12:39When it liquefies , it's a liquid .
1:12:43Since when does LPG liquefy in the tank
1:12:45?
1:12:50There are different gases . Right now I
1:12:53wasn't talking about heating gas or car
1:12:55gas , but about gas in general .
1:12:581 liter is a kilogram . Who is calling
1:13:01me ? I'm busy arguing here . Don't call
1:13:06me .
1:13:14Hubert is coming . But I don't know if
1:13:16we're going to Wiktor's or what we're
1:13:18doing . Mom is right . No , because that's
1:13:22what you say , you always defend my mom .
1:13:24Don't call me , because I won't pick up .
1:13:30Mom , are you bored ?
1:13:33I'm planning to go to the forest .
1:13:34Well don't go here , because I was here
1:13:36yesterday . There won't be anything .
1:13:38You picked everything . Let's go see how
1:13:40blind you are .
1:13:41Hey , there were three of us .
1:13:43Well then how blind you all are .
1:13:46Well , mom is always right . My mom is
1:13:48not always right . My mom knows nothing
1:13:51about automotive stuff . My mom , when
1:13:54something happens to the car . No , I'm
1:13:57sorry , I have to , recently mom says , " I
1:13:59have a dirty camera . " Where on this
1:14:02Nissan of mine is the rearview camera
1:14:04and I had to point with my finger where
1:14:06the cameras are in the car .
1:14:09And why should I search the internet
1:14:10for where they are , when I have you at
1:14:12home ?
1:14:13And what am I , exactly ?
1:14:15You know more about cars than I do .
1:14:17And here you are arguing with me about
1:14:19gas .
1:14:20Well because gas is gas .
1:14:22Gas is not — gas is not a liquid . Write
1:14:29me on Messenger , don't call me . Is
1:14:34there no signal ? How many people have
1:14:36signal here ? Does Orange get reception
1:14:39here ? O I'm not surprised he's calling .
1:14:45A kilo of water and a kilo of flour
1:14:47weigh the same . The point is that a
1:14:49liter is volume , and weight is because
1:14:51it weighs less than a kilo . What ? But
1:15:00we aren't saying we'll measure gasoline
1:15:02or gas in kilograms .
1:15:05But , for example , look it up on the
1:15:07internet . " I need a gas tank for a car "
1:15:12and you'll see 60 - liter , 40 - liter , 50 -
1:15:14liter , 30 - liter , 20 - liter ones , it
1:15:16depends on the car and the tank . So
1:15:22automotive gas is measured in liters ,
1:15:26in cubic decimeters .
1:15:28In cubic decimeters , half the heating
1:15:30tanks are decimeter-based , even if they
1:15:32aren't .
1:15:34You'll go to the station to refuel gas
1:15:36you don't have . At most , you'll put
1:15:38[ __ ] gas in your diesel , and it'll
1:15:40blow up . That will be in cubic
1:15:43decimeters . I have — [ __ ] — that's
1:15:47another thing .
1:15:48Take , take the receipt from the station
1:15:50, fill up with gas . Take the receipt
1:15:52from the station , you'll see . You
1:15:53poured 20 liters
1:15:55of cubic decimeters .
1:15:57On the receipt , you will have
1:15:58decimeters .
1:16:00But on the pump , there are cubic
1:16:02decimeters . And why are you putting
1:16:04dirty shoes on the couch , but yelling
1:16:06at me ? I have clean shoes
1:16:07already . Get your leg off the couch .
1:16:09Take your leg off the couch .
1:16:11It's placed with the clean side down .
1:16:21Oh , the viewers are writing that I'm
1:16:23right . A friend showed me two full
1:16:39baskets of mushrooms today . One was
1:16:41porcini , the other was regular
1:16:42mushrooms .
1:16:43Hey , that's a hit , because my friend
1:16:45also recently ...
1:16:46but with people from those parts , and
1:16:51mushrooms grow there .
1:16:53Where the [ __ ] is Andrzejów ? Oh , over
1:16:55there . But we go to Anopol , to
1:17:03Zamłynie . Well ,
1:17:04there aren't any there yet . Then you
1:17:05need to go the other way , actually .
1:17:08But we don't go there . We go to my
1:17:09forest .
1:17:11In our forest , there are no bay boletes
1:17:12yet , because they are there .
1:17:14How do you know , were you there ?
1:17:15Because I wasn't .
1:17:16Well , my friend showed me a photo .
1:17:18But were you at our place to know there
1:17:19aren't any ? There aren't any
1:17:22here .
1:17:22Well , here
1:17:24then Dad is blind . Dad should wear
1:17:26glasses . What is the same ?
1:17:34Decimeter , liter .
1:17:38Gas is measured in cubic decimeters ,
1:17:40not in liters . Well , yes .
1:17:431 cubic decimeter is exactly 1 liter .
1:17:47And that is a concept that is
1:17:49interchangeable , used interchangeably .
1:17:5210 cubic decimeters , 10 liters . Like
1:17:58hell , you don't know anything . Gas .
1:18:03Well , gas is measured in decimeters
1:18:05because it isn't ... Don't you [ __ ]
1:18:07speak .
1:18:08Gas is measured in decimeters because
1:18:10gas is not a liquid .
1:18:14I'm streaming .
1:18:16Don't [ __ ] off from me . Screw you . But
1:18:221 cubic decimeter is 1 liter . I'm not
1:18:24saying that , let him go to that ...
1:18:26[ __ ] , you go to the station and you
1:18:28have it in cubic decimeters . He only
1:18:29has shitty stations . Photo .
1:18:31No , because your gas stations in Łask
1:18:33are screwed up .
1:18:34I know .
1:18:36I know .
1:18:39Another one too . I filled up at
1:18:41Pieprzyk recently and it was in liters
1:18:43too . I was at VIP and it was in liters
1:18:45there too .
1:18:46Do you have a gas car ? No , he put a gas
1:18:48system in his car because he doesn't
1:18:50care about it .
1:18:53I tell her to type in that she wants to
1:18:54buy for a gas car .
1:18:56I’m not typing in anything . It’ll
1:18:58pop up now , because
1:18:59that’s not true .
1:19:01But how the [ __ ] do you want to measure
1:19:03gas in liters ? Since gas isn't a weight
1:19:05.
1:19:09I’m devastated .
1:19:13What are you laughing at me for ?
1:19:14I’m not laughing at you . Fine ,
1:19:16they’d be dead anyway .
1:19:20Ask mom if a man dressed as a woman ,
1:19:22who identifies as a woman , is a woman
1:19:24and should normally use the restroom
1:19:26with girls .
1:19:28What does my daughter have to do with
1:19:30this ?
1:19:31Depends what they have . And not the
1:19:37liquid . A liter is a unit of volume .
1:19:42What the [ __ ] ? Wait . Can you speak
1:19:46Polish to me ? A liter is a unit of
1:19:51volume . A cubic decimeter is volume .
1:19:56Now you’ve got a cubic liter , for
1:19:58[ __ ] sake . No.
1:20:05Just a liter . No , it depends .
1:20:09No , because you're going to start
1:20:11saying they’re used interchangeably .
1:20:13I’ve been explaining that to you the
1:20:14whole time .
1:20:15Not true .
1:20:20A cubic decimeter is the same as a
1:20:21liter , damn it .
1:20:24Bravo .
1:20:25But Kacper is on your side , we know
1:20:27that . Thanks for your input .
1:20:29I am too . I was on that side from the
1:20:31beginning .
1:20:32You shut the [ __ ] up .
1:20:33I started this whole thing and I’m
1:20:35right . Kacper wrote that he’s going
1:20:37to lose his mind . You know what , I’m
1:20:42going to go ask Mr. Bator . Mr. Bator
1:20:47will tell me , he likes me and he’ll
1:20:49be on my side .
1:20:52You measure vodka at a wedding in
1:20:54liters . Exactly .
1:20:58And he’s right .
1:21:02Kacper is smarter . That’s a relative
1:21:07concept , like Kacper’s mom .
1:21:12I’m on your side , but Kacper is right
1:21:14. It has to be . I’ll tell you later .
1:21:21You’re asking mom questions publicly .
1:21:26What time did you start the stream ?
1:21:28An hour and a half ago .
1:21:32And that ? Do you have it ? You already
1:21:34have it ?
1:21:35No , I wasn't at school today . I’m
1:21:37marked as present . No , because
1:21:41there’s still a problem with the
1:21:42paperwork , the school doesn't have my
1:21:44papers yet , and they should . I called
1:21:47them yesterday and they said they
1:21:48actually don’t know . I said , how can
1:21:52you not know what decision you made ?
1:21:55Well , that’s great .
1:21:59How many liters is a cubic decimeter ?
1:22:01One .
1:22:02One , it’s the same thing .
1:22:09Hey , since when can moderators use
1:22:11stickers ? I don’t agree .
1:22:15Never mind . I don’t know what you can
1:22:17use and so on , but
1:22:18no , because
1:22:20Wait , you don't have a moderator . No ,
1:22:22what the [ __ ] do you have ? Wait , no ,
1:22:25because now you don't know what you're
1:22:27talking about , mom . That's because I
1:22:30have stickers with Diagusław and my
1:22:31face on them . Robert is a supporter .
1:22:36Since when , the [ __ ] ? Why don't I know
1:22:38anything about this ?
1:22:47Do you have autism ?
1:22:48Yes , I agree . Kacperek , you have autism
1:22:51. I work too much . I have no time . I am
1:22:56at work for work purposes .
1:23:01And am I using this for non-work
1:23:03purposes ? I am developing myself . I
1:23:06will be popular someday .
1:23:10Hey , no did you hear her ?
1:23:16Yeah
1:23:18what's supposed to develop backwards ?
1:23:20Well , you can develop backwards . You
1:23:23can ,
1:23:25so you'll reach the age of infancy soon
1:23:27with your braininess .
1:23:34Such things happen and the brain
1:23:36doesn't work .
1:23:37Personal underdevelopment . [ __ ] off
1:23:40Kacper ,
1:23:45if black attracts heat , then why is the
1:23:47night cold ? No , viewers , we're done .
1:23:49I've had enough of you , for [ __ ] sake
1:23:51. I'm leaving . Later . I mean , [ __ ] , I
1:23:55don't know . Viewers , you are , you are
1:23:59cruel . You're asking me questions that
1:24:02are too hard and I , I have blonde hair .
1:24:05Alright , thank you for your attention .
1:24:07We're leaving now . I mean , I'm leaving .
1:24:09I've had enough . Help . [ __ ] , call an
1:24:11exorcist . See you tomorrow . Bye . And
1:24:16fart .