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0:00There are only five atoms in this world
0:02by God look. All right guys, if you guys
0:04don't know what an atom is, an atom is a
0:07term from the looks maxing world. It's
0:09basically the very peak pinnacle version
0:12of man. So it's like above Chad, you
0:15know, it's above good looking. I am
0:18commonly referred to as a Chad
0:20and then you got atoms, right? A true
0:22atom is
0:24you know, it's
0:25it's like
0:26very very very rare. Like one in 10
0:29million, right? So I'm very curious who
0:32this guy thinks is the five atoms in the
0:36world. And at the end I'll give I'll
0:37give you I'll give you mine, why not? So
0:38let's get to popping.
0:40>> [music]
0:43>> I'm going to mute it just in case this
0:45is a copyrighted music. All right, we
0:47got Vasily Stepanov.
0:50He's a Russian
0:51former actor, very good looking guy.
0:55God [snorts] damn, he is a stud. Not
0:56going to lie, bro.
1:00My man, is he a true atom though?
1:03I don't know, man.
1:07He has a a slightly bulbous nose.
1:12And
1:14I don't know. I have to see more of his
1:15teeth. His teeth like I think I see a
1:17small tooth gap there. He might have
1:20[ __ ] up teeth.
1:21Obviously he's a stud.
1:27Okay. I think I think I can confidently
1:30call him an atom. Yeah, he's
1:34He's a Yeah, he's
1:36I'm hard over here. Just kidding.
1:42We got Jordan Barrett, the golden boy
1:45himself.
1:46This was like prime Jordan like five
1:49years ago. I think he was the number one
1:51male model in the world on models.com.
1:55[ __ ] golden hair of the gods. Then he
1:59started starve maxing and got People
2:02think he got buckle fat pad removal.
2:05I'm not so sure about that because if
2:07you see pictures of his physique, he was
2:10just as lean physique-wise. He very He
2:13very well might have just
2:16been so skinny that his face looked
2:20skinny, too.
2:23Yeah, so here's a good here's a good
2:24picture of uh
2:27of that facial feat What is Okay, what
2:29the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] They're literally
2:31trying to sell me
2:33I don't know.
2:35Whatever. Yeah, so a lot like if you
2:37asked to if you were to ask a woman or
2:39like a normie, they'd probably think
2:40this looks scary and alien-esque, but I
2:42like it. I think it's a noble look. Did
2:44he look better before? Yeah, but I also
2:46like this as well. I'm a I'm a sucker
2:48for strong jawlines. Um and if you want
2:50to grow yours, you can you can chew
2:52jawline chewing gum. It's a 10x strength
2:54chewing gum. I'll link some down below
2:55if you're interested.
2:56>> [snorts]
2:57>> Now back to the Let's get back to the
2:58video. So yeah, Jordan, all right, cool.
3:00Fine. Very well.
3:04You know [ __ ] it's too quiet. Let's just
3:07We'll take the L if we have to.
3:13>> [music]
3:16[snorts]
3:16>> All right, so we got Jordan Barrett.
3:18That's number two, Adam. Cool. I'll take
3:21it. I like it. I like it. He's one of my
3:23faves. Who you got next?
3:26All right, Alain Delon.
3:31I'm going to have to disagree with you
3:32there.
3:35>> [music]
3:35>> Alain Delon.
3:39He's a good-looking guy, don't get me
3:40wrong, but he was He's He's like
3:43What's the term? Not not a victim of the
3:46times, but like he's propped up by the
3:48times because back then not many people
3:51were that good-looking, but nowadays
3:54there's many guys that are just as just
3:56as good-looking if not better-looking
3:58than Alain Delon. Like
4:00Alain [snorts] Delon literally looks
4:01like Conrad from The Summer I Turned
4:03Pretty.
4:09Right? Like
4:11not exactly, but like you you get the
4:13point I'm making. Like very similar in
4:15looks. But then you got guys out there
4:17like Wyatt Angman. This is a buddy of
4:19mine.
4:22Look at this [ __ ]
4:24Look Look at this [ __ ] So, he
4:26has dimorphism, you know, which Alain
4:28Delon lacks.
4:30He's got a bit of a soft, you know,
4:32rounded jaw, whereas, you know, there's
4:34there's other guys out there that all
4:35have all the
4:36the pretty elements that Alain has with
4:38the eyes, the eyelashes, the eyebrows,
4:40and whatnot. But yeah, they also have
4:42the dimorphism of the jaw and the
4:44cheekbones, right? So, this is why it's
4:47then
4:48uh then you got guys like
4:51Nick Truelove, who I think is is one of
4:53the most slept-on models. Check this guy
4:56out, bro.
4:58>> [music and singing]
5:00>> Like come on.
5:02Stud.
5:10He's like a better-looking Sam Sneed.
5:12So, you get what I'm talking about. Like
5:13this guy uh
5:14like Nick mog's Alain to death, bro.
5:17Like simple as.
5:18>> [snorts]
5:19>> But
5:20he his aura carries. His aura carries
5:22for sure. You can't deny that. So, hey.
5:25Or maxing, boys.
5:36>> [music]
5:39>> Also, bro, anybody looks like 10 times
5:41better if you turn up the
5:43the blue tint, make their eyes pop, turn
5:45up the contrast, the saturation a little
5:47bit, you know, and the smoothing effect,
5:50like come on.
5:54How do I do this effect in my videos?
5:56All right, so Alain Delon,
5:58uh
5:59I'm going to have I'm going to have to
5:59stop you there, chief. Uh-uh, no, he was
6:02just he was
6:0310 out of 10 for his time, but nowadays
6:06still good-looking guy, clearly, but I'd
6:08put him in Chad status.
6:10Definitely not uh
6:12definitely not Adam.
6:14All right, who got next? [music]
6:16Hey yo, Chico.
6:24Same deal, man. Like very good-looking
6:26guy, very very
6:29very handsome, pretty boy looks,
6:32but he just lacks that little bit of
6:35dimorphism with the bone mass, right? He
6:37just
6:40Like if you look at him now, no hate to
6:42him, Chico Lachowski
6:46today.
6:49Like
6:51you know,
6:53still good-looking guy, still a handsome
6:54guy, but like
6:58still handsome guy, but
7:00his bone mass just didn't hold up his
7:03facial structure
7:04like some other guys have the privilege
7:07of. Other guys such as
7:11Henry Cavill.
7:13Right? [snorts] Like the strong jaw
7:14continues to pull the cheeks in tight.
7:17Like the nose it has it does it's not
7:19that perfectly symmetrical, beautiful,
7:22straight,
7:23you know, feminine nose. It's got this
7:25little bit of widening towards the top
7:27and then comes out and flares out a bit
7:30and has small indents here, right? Which
7:33lends to a more masculine, more
7:34dimorphic look rather than, you know,
7:36some of these other guys where it's
7:38perfectly straight and pretty. So, Henry
7:40Cavill, I'm a I'm a slide in here. I'm a
7:42slide him in there instead of Chico.
7:44Sorry.
7:46So, yeah. Sorry about it. Can't let it.
7:49All right, who we got next? Who we got
7:50next?
7:52I'm on the edge of my seat over here.
7:55This is the gayest [ __ ] ever.
7:58He's a He's a stud though, man. God
8:00damn. Oh, I should have known.
8:03Jon-Erik Hexum.
8:05>> [clears throat]
8:06>> The American actor from the
8:09I want to say like '60s.
8:12Very good-looking guy.
8:18Okay.
8:20I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Yeah.
8:22Very dimorphic. Has some more
8:25animated, more rounds characteristics.
8:28Man, he looks like a ch-
8:30I was going to say Chad right there, but
8:33Right, yeah. Chad plus at least.
8:38Dude, what was with like people in the
8:40old times where their hair just looks
8:41like fried and dead all the time? Did
8:44they just blow dry like six times a day?
8:46Is that what I mean?
8:51Like you see that all the time in the
8:52[ __ ] like Jerry Seinfeld era.
8:57>> [music]
8:58>> Yeah, so
8:59Jon-Erik Hexum, absolutely stone-cold
9:03stunner.
9:04Voice max.
9:06>> Have you ever considered a career in
9:08modeling?
9:11Should I ask?
9:14It makes no sense at all. And it's very,
9:15very, very boring. And I didn't want to
9:17do it. I was always going to get out and
9:18and go to New York and be an actor. And
9:20I decided that after a while that I
9:21really ought to hurry up and do that.
9:23So, as soon as I graduated went right to
9:24New York.
9:24>> Voice filled. But anyways, let's uh
9:27I think uh that's it, yeah. As much as
9:29I'm like a big Jon-Erik Hexum guy,
9:32there's just like something a little bit
9:34off. I don't know what it is, man.
9:41>> [music]
9:42>> I think it might be the shape of his
9:43mouth.
9:45Like it doesn't come to a nice sloped
9:48tight ending on the sides. It's It's
9:51kind of like blunt on the sides or
9:53something like that.
9:56Anyways, Chad nonetheless.
10:01>> [music]
10:04>> Yeah, it's like this like little pinched
10:05pocket right here or something.
10:09All right, yeah. So,
10:11that's a fair list. That's a fair list.
10:13I'mma add one more in there. I'mma take
10:15out Alain Delon.
10:18[ __ ] who do I Who do I take out for
10:19Alain? All right, I'm going to take out
10:20Alain Delon.
10:22And I'mma slide in Henry Cavill for him.
10:26Okay? Then I'm going to take out Chico.
10:28Sorry, Chico. Love you, bro.
10:32>> [sighs]
10:35>> And I think I got to slide in Matt
10:36Bomer. I think I got to slide in Matt
10:37Bomer, man. Sorry.
10:40Damn, are we only ever going to have one
10:41blonde guy in there? Hey, at least we
10:42got Jordan. We'll take it. We'll take
10:44it. But uh here's Matt Bomer,
10:46if you guys don't know. And these these
10:47pictures don't even do him justice, man.
10:49If you see him
10:51like acting, normally people look better
10:53in still photos, but he looks even
10:55better in video. He's a famous actor, by
10:58the way.
11:00And
11:01his physique is is pretty lit. So.
11:04>> [sighs]
11:05>> Yeah, there's my top
11:07There's my top five. Runners-up
11:10Runners-up, I'd go Nick Truelove.
11:14Our boy here.
11:15And uh
11:17Trevor Signorino.
11:20Good-looking guy, but also by far the
11:23best physique out of any of them.
11:26So.
11:29Yeah.
11:30There's my list, fellas.
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