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0:00Welcome to TRY NOT TO SLEEP, Y'ALL.

0:04OKAY, WE HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. CHAT,

0:06LOOK AT THE BEDS. PRODUCTION, go ahead

0:08and let them look at the beds. We got

0:10beds over here. We got beds over here.

0:13IT'S ABOUT TO BE LITTY. FIRST THINGS

0:16FIRST, THIS IS THE SLEEP ROOM. THIS IS

0:19WHERE ALL CONTESTANTS CAN LAY DOWN. This

0:22is like the lobby area, the main lobby

0:24for US TO LIKE MINGLE, TALK in between

0:27the challenges, start to discuss things

0:30and stuff like that. Okay. Now, IF YOU

0:33COME OVER HERE, all right, it could be

0:35challenges, anything. Okay. Now, come

0:40this way. This is the kitchen. THIS IS

0:43THE KITCHEN. SO, IF ANYBODY GOT TO DO

0:45ANY TYPE OF COOKING, THIS IS WHERE IT'S

0:47GOING TO BE AT. WE'RE GETTING EVERY

0:49ANGLE. OKAY.

0:51Now if you come over here and come up

0:53these steps, bro, WE HAVE A SECOND LEVEL

0:56WHERE WE WILL BE ABLE TO UH DO WHATEVER

0:59WE WANT. OKAY. NOW OVER HERE we have

1:04what things also will be happening.

1:06Okay. So it's a lot of space. THEN IF

1:09YOU COME OVER HERE WE HAVE OKAY. WE HAVE

1:13ANOTHER ROOM. Follow me chat. Keep

1:15following me. All right. WE HAVE A

1:18HALLWAY RIGHT HERE.

1:20WE HAVE A HALLWAY FOR STAIRCASE CAM in

1:24case anything happened for staircase cam

1:26is right here. ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE

1:29ANOTHER ROOM. IF YOU come down, really

1:32important room. OKAY. THIS ROOM RIGHT

1:35here is the sleep room. THIS IS A

1:41PUNISHMENT ROOM. IT IS THE COMFIEST BED

1:44IN THE WORLD WITH THE COMFIEST PILLOWS

1:47EVER. IF YOU GET SENT HERE, you are

1:51eliminated. The goal of it is for

1:53everybody to try not to sleep. So, no

1:56matter what, it don't matter how tired

1:58you are, chat. There is eliminations. If

2:00you rest your eyes, unfortunately, the

2:03contestants can't go home. Welcome to

2:06Mafia. TRY NOT TO SLEEP. WHO IS THE

2:09FIRST CONTESTANT? BRO, I'M SCARED.

2:13>> OH MY GOD. RE. HEY. WHAT UP? NO. NO. NO.

2:18STOP. STOP. BRO. COME ON, BRO. Stand up,

2:20GANG. YOU CAN'T BE JUMPING ON [ __ ]

2:21BEDS, GANG. What up, gang?

2:24>> Talk your [ __ ] Re.

2:24>> Wait, hold on. What camera? What camera

2:26I'm looking at?

2:26>> Any any like the mafia?

2:28>> I ain't lie. First, go to sleep. I'm

2:29grabbing nuts, [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking.

2:31I'm on

2:32>> I'm on.

2:35Wait, I got tatted, bro. Chill. Let me

2:37see music,

2:38>> bro. It's right there. But I ain't going

2:38to lie. It's fake thing. We all know you

2:40got tatted on your hand, bro. You don't

2:41got to show. Okay, I got a question. Are

2:44you going to sleep tonight?

2:45>> No. What the [ __ ] I I'm off like I'm

2:47off like three Red Bulls like su no

2:49water straight Red Bulls and energy

2:50drinks.

2:51>> What the [ __ ]

2:52>> [ __ ] If you catch me sleeping, I ain't

2:54on day room.

2:54>> Let's see who's next though. Ring.

2:57>> SEND IN THE NEXT CONTESTANT. OH,

3:04>> WE GOT THE WE GOT the Yo,

3:11YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOING TO MAKE IT A

3:13MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

3:14>> HOLD ON. Let me know.

3:15>> Is he going to see cuz I ain't going

3:16like you fake me tired.

3:17>> No. No. And let me tell you something.

3:18You ask you, I was up 48 hours gang. I'm

3:20not going to see g.

3:21>> Okay. Say what's up to the chat. Say

3:22what's up to the chat. Everybody going

3:25>> Wii is right. Right here. Right here.

3:28Uh-uh. Uh, you know what I'm saying?

3:29LIKE I SAID, FRIES YOUR LIFE is my time,

3:31[ __ ] You know what I'm saying?

3:33>> How is fries my life though?

3:34>> Pay my homage. You know what I'm saying?

3:36>> Okay. My bad. My bad. All right. All

3:38right. All right.

3:41>> Come on in.

3:42>> HELLO.

3:46>> OKAY. OKAY.

3:48>> SPOT.

3:52In the spot.

3:53>> Okay.

3:53>> Kell is in the spot. Kell, anything you

3:54want to say? Are you going to go to

3:55sleep? Am I going to sleep?

3:56>> Yeah. Last time I went to sleep, I had

3:58ketchup and water in my head. I ain't

3:59going to sleep.

4:00>> Okay. All right. That's fair enough.

4:01That's fair enough.

4:02>> What up, THOUGH?

4:02>> LET'S SEND THE NEXT CONTESTANT IN.

4:05>> I WANT TO

4:11WAIT. You got girls?

4:13>> Mhm.

4:14>> Got

4:15>> Oh [ __ ] I'm I'm Listen, I'm be honest.

4:17I already broke I already broke

4:18>> Wait, when did he get girls though?

4:20>> I'm a real Listen, I'm a real [ __ ] I

4:22already broke the first rule.

4:23>> You slept?

4:24>> No, they took everybody phones, but I

4:25had two phones. So before the game even

4:27start, I'm going to put my second phone

4:28in N. I'm going to be real. I'm going to

4:31be real. I'm going to be real.

4:32>> DREAMING

4:34W TIL, are you going to sleep?

4:36>> Come on, bro. I did my one, two, three.

4:39>> [ __ ] you get grills though.

4:40>> No, somebody just offered them. You feel

4:42what I'm saying? I'm like I can't

4:46like a rental.

4:47>> Nah, look.

4:48>> [ __ ] got rental grills

4:49>> now. They not like a puffy clown [ __ ]

4:51like these three guys got. YOU KNOW,

4:52LIKE I WENT

4:59and [ __ ] girls like AB

5:02I did as like these like I borrowed

5:04these. I got to really return these. I

5:05got this game.

5:07>> I ain't going to lie. I got

5:08>> say what's up to the chat.

5:09>> Don't smile too hard. Where they at? Oh

5:11[ __ ]

5:11>> Everywhere. They everywhere, bro. You

5:12got

5:15>> I don't know who breath banging. Might

5:16be yours cuz you doing mash. It's some

5:19somebody breath banging. THAT SAID, IN

5:22THE NEXT PERSON,

5:24>> MGM,

5:25>> who's next?

5:26>> [ __ ] you looking at?

5:27>> Yo, bro, relax game. We just started.

5:29>> Oh, we on THE SAME TEAM. YES.

5:31>> OH, WAIT. Y DO HAVE THE SAME PAJAMAS.

5:32OH, WE must be all on the same team.

5:35>> COME IN.

5:36>> YO

5:36>> YO

5:37>> YO YO.

5:48Welcome to the team. NO, YOU'RE NOT ON

5:50THE SAME TEAM.

5:52>> I NEED A MOVIE.

5:54>> WELL, I THINK THOUGH WE HAVE THE SAME

5:56PAJAMAS ON THIS TEAM.

5:59>> THIS MIGHT BE OUR OUR team right here. I

6:01ain't going to lie. Y'all look at me.

6:03I'm not looking too sturdy right now.

6:05>> Okay, bro. You can't do that. YOU CAN'T

6:07GO UNDERCOVER.

6:09LET'S SEE. LISTEN. I'm going to go OVER

6:10THE

6:14WHAT THE [ __ ] EXACTLY THE SAME.

6:21a lot of crazy [ __ ] up in that stuff.

6:22All I'm a crazy [ __ ] ever notice.

6:24>> Okay, Daniel, let me ask you something

6:26though.

6:27>> What's up?

6:28>> Is you go

6:28>> Wait, that is

6:30>> Is he going to sleep?

6:31>> Well, he didn't do it like I go to

6:33sleep.

6:33>> Well, you couldn't put no lotion on your

6:34head or nothing.

6:35>> You could you could you couldn't grow no

6:37hair.

6:40You know, YOU KNOW HOW I DUMP YOU WITH

6:41THE HAT. DON'T shake the hat.

6:51>> I'm already

6:52>> He first went out.

6:53>> Yeah, I already know. I don't play.

7:07LOOKING BAD.

7:08>> ALL RIGHT, SO I GUESS THIS IS MY BED.

7:10THIS IS MY BED. It's got to be my bed.

7:11Wardrobe. Wardrobe. Listen.

7:13>> First of all, I'm looking at the line of

7:14ALL YOUR UGLY ASS

7:16>> AND I DON'T see no girls. SO, I'M KIND

7:18OF MAD

7:19>> CUZ I WAS TRYING TO HAVE LIKE A twerk

7:22broken basketball.

7:25We about to have a twerk battle and I'm

7:26just LOOKING

7:31real quick.

7:33>> YO YO YO. YO, SIT DOWN. EAT SOME FOOD,

7:38PLEASE. Y'ALL GOT SOME FOOD.

7:39>> WE GOING TO SEE. WE GOING TO SEE. WE

7:41GOING TO SEE. WARDROBE IN the chat.

7:44Okay.

7:45>> Send the next.

7:49>> Send the next contestant in.

7:51>> Next one.

7:51>> Well, it's about to be a long night.

7:53>> Oh my god.

7:54>> Yeah, I think I have one.

7:55>> There's no next one. That's

7:56>> They have one more. It's

7:57>> about to be a longer night. EVERYBODY

8:12MVP

8:18right now on your team. This is our

8:19team.

8:24>> WAIT, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. WHY WE

8:26ALREADY SEPARATED?

8:27>> BLUE LOKI SHOULD BE ON ONE side or n

8:31>> should be on one side. Yeah, this side.

8:34I got a broken BED. SO I THINK THIS SIDE

8:37BUT

8:38>> EVERYBODY GOING INSIDE. SO LISTEN BACK

8:40THE TOP.

8:42WAIT RIGHT THERE.

8:44>> RIGHT HERE.

8:46Hold up. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on.

8:47Here's the rules y'all. The winner of

8:49this will get a big sponsorship by Tone.

8:51This is try not to sleep.

8:54>> It's starting now. If you close your

8:57eyes for 10 seconds, you're eliminated.

9:00You're going home. Even if YOU'RE

9:01PLAYING, IF YOUR EYELIDS LISTEN, Y'ALL

9:05HAVE Y'ALL HAVE PRODUCERS that are

9:06watching y'all 24/7 each person.

9:09>> So if you close your eyes, you're

9:11eliminated. If you go UNDER THE COVER

9:13AND BLOCK YOUR EYES, YOU ARE GOING TO

9:15GET ELIMINATED.

9:16>> YOU CAN'T EVEN YOU DEAD ass just made

9:18that.

9:18>> NO, I DID NOT. NO, I DID NOT.

9:19>> I SAY, "OH, GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH

9:21GOD." NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T CORNER

9:23YOUR FACE. You can't do another. It has

9:25to be in the vision of a camera or just

9:27like open. Okay.

9:28>> So I got to sleep like this. You not

9:30sleeping though.

9:32>> So what you mean? Oh, you want to GO TO

9:33SLEEP?

9:33>> NO, [ __ ] I get sleepers.

9:36Go ahead.

9:36>> Okay, look.

9:37>> 10 seconds. All right, that is one.

9:39There's going to be a bunch of

9:40challenges that is going to happen

9:43throughout the night to that's going to

9:44be against us. It's going to try to tire

9:46us out. It's going to try to do stuff

9:47like that. But there are also perks.

9:49Whoever's the winner is, we will decide

9:51on y'all can decide on who on the

9:53opposite team y'all want to send to the

9:54sleep room.

9:55>> The sleep room is the biggest room in

9:58the house.

9:58>> Hold on. The sleeping room's the biggest

10:00in the house.

10:01>> It is very comfortable. The bed is a

10:03king-size bed.

10:04>> HOTEL COMFORT.

10:05>> HOTEL.

10:06>> HOTEL.

10:07>> FIVESTAR HOTEL. IF YOU GET SENT THERE,

10:09you will have to be in there for x

10:11amount of time.

10:13>> It is designed to make you fall asleep.

10:15I'm not falling asleep.

10:16>> No, no, no. If one of our teams have

10:18more people awake than the other team,

10:21if it come down to it, our team wins.

10:23>> WHAT AM I?

10:24>> BUT I LIE A BANG on the door. You better

10:26take the design. No, you can't even once

10:28you send them in, you get them to talk

10:30and you have to leave. Okay. People can

10:32go home, people. But this game is

10:34designed to have like one person

10:36standing.

10:37>> Yeah. I ain't going lie. I want All

10:38right. I want it to be one person.

10:40>> Yeah. I ain't going to lie. It go GET SO

10:42THE PRODUCERS WILL START WHENEVER THEY

10:44CAN. Um a telephone will ring or

10:46somebody will come in. But for now, we

10:48we can convert.

10:52Somebody feet stank and we went in order

10:56smell like potato.

10:59Who is this?

10:59>> You got some toast. We don't got no

11:01phone. WHY YOU ON MY BAG? I NEED TO SEE

11:03CHAT. BRO, WE

11:05>> do need to see

11:07like yo bro.

11:10>> Yo, you got to get

11:11>> No, no, I have to. I'm screaming. I

11:12don't give a sturdy ENOUGH

11:25what don't go to sleep

11:30on the line. Don't get me right.

11:32>> Are you stupid?

11:37Go to sleep

11:41two days. SAT THERE 48 HOURS.

11:43>> YOU NEVER HAD A PINKY TOE, [ __ ] WHAT'S

11:44UP?

11:44>> YO, DAVON,

11:45>> no one is getting VIBES OF YOU.

11:47>> HEY, LISTEN, CHAD. LISTEN, HOLD ON. WHAT

11:49IF YOU GO TO SLEEP?

11:50>> WAIT, WAIT. I'M ABOUT TO SHUT MY PHONE

11:52OFF. YO, PRODUCTION, HEAR THIS. I'M

11:54GOING TO SHUT MY PHONE OFF. If there's

11:56anything y'all got to tell me, y'all

11:58just come and call me. And if the chat

12:01messes up, let me know if any tech

12:02issues messes up cuz this this can't

12:03make you stay in MY ROOM. SO, HOW LONG

12:05DO WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SLEEP ROOM?

12:06WHOEVER GETS nominated is our team have

12:08to go to the SLEEP ROOM.

12:09>> YES. HUH? 10 minutes.

12:10>> 10 minutes, bro.

12:12>> 10 minutes.

12:14>> 10 minutes.

12:15>> No, I ain't going to lie. I ain't going

12:16to lie. 10 minutes is A LONG TIME, BRO.

12:18>> WHAT?

12:18>> 10 MINUTES SLEEPING.

12:20>> No phone time.

12:22>> That's what I'm saying. And I'm not

12:23going I'm going to chat. Like, come on,

12:25gang. Ask chat at least.

12:26>> At wardrobe, who do you want to go?

12:28>> Um.

12:29>> Oh, you want to think?

12:31>> Well, I thought we picked already.

12:33>> Who we picked?

12:34>> We picked I mean, what you said?

12:35>> How the [ __ ] is y'all picking among

12:36yacht two? It's a group thing.

12:38>> We was together. Did we not

12:40>> yo the time in the sleep room is now 15

12:43minutes.

12:44>> Okay.

12:44>> Yeah. Someone

12:46>> I did.

12:47>> Okay. That's 1500 seconds.

12:48>> I think 10 is like very long. But

12:50>> yo,

12:51>> we going

12:51>> No, give me that 10.

12:52>> What you going to say?

12:53>> 10. Y'all want to do 10?

12:54>> Yeah. Give it a 10.

12:54>> All right. 15.

12:55>> Give me a 10.

12:56>> Oh, 15 is crazy, dude.

12:57>> 15 is crazy.

12:58>> Okay. 10. 10.

12:59>> That's like cuz that mean No, no, no.

13:01>> When he gets out is when the next

13:02challenge will start. So, think that in

13:04mind.

13:05>> Okay. So, I think 10.

13:06>> Wait. So the next challenge so I can go

13:07to sleep while y'all doing the challenge

13:09and then wake

13:09>> go to sleep.

13:10>> What? Oh the black smell like deep wip

13:12no wiping out my be.

13:14>> Make up for the the rock.

13:16>> Oh okay.

13:17>> [ __ ] it attract dirt when you get your

13:19nails done.

13:19>> Yeah. I got to get my nails.

13:20>> I don't I don't ever get my nails done.

13:22Look.

13:23>> I'm a gangster. Oh no. YOU GOT YOUR

13:25>> WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON. WHAT TYPE OF STYLE

13:26IS THAT?

13:27>> I don't know. I I'm going just start

13:28getting French.

13:29>> Let me rate it. Let me rate it.

13:31You got no

13:33[ __ ] What do you mean?

13:35>> You got to hang.

13:36>> No. No. Wait. Okay. She did THE WRONG

13:38COLOR. SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET IT. IT

13:40WAS SUPPOSED to be a light.

13:41>> I like your toes. I don't like the

13:43>> You like your toes? What mean?

13:44>> I feel like there's a lot going on.

13:45>> Yeah. I think I'm

13:52like

13:54>> No, I came in this rock power.

13:58No, I got to get lighter though. You

14:00should get this but lighter.

14:01>> Bro, why he just Well, what?

14:03>> Get these but like lighter. Like they

14:05actually match

14:07with this color.

14:08>> Don't just do that. Let me cuz you I

14:10want you really breath. Everybody has

14:11some clip.

14:12>> Excuse me.

14:15>> Your

14:16bills look funny.

14:17>> That's the thing. You ever you ever

14:26your mouth get dry? Yeah.

14:28>> Your hair past it. That's what it is. I

14:30look better than you. You

14:33>> got some hot.

14:33>> It's like your mouth is dry. LIKE

14:35>> OKAY. ANY ADVICE FOR UM you know, you

14:37know, dads out there or anybody going to

14:38be a good dad? You know, I had a girl

14:39coming out, you know, I had a child.

14:42>> She was No, I don't have a

14:45break.

14:45>> Why did she come to your elephant in the

14:47room? Like, what was that?

14:48>> I ain't going to lie. On God, I woke up

14:50to that. On God, I didn't even know

14:51what's going on.

14:51>> But let me say this. What I found like

14:54odd, he was like, "I had a I had a

14:56girlfriend two years ago. How could I

14:58have a baby?" I didn't I didn't get that

15:00part.

15:00>> Yeah, that made no sense.

15:01>> Wait, what?

15:02>> No, he was like, "I had a girlfriend two

15:03years ago. How could I have a baby?"

15:04>> He said, "I've been in a relationship."

15:07>> That's the same.

15:07>> No, it's not. No, no, no. That's

15:09literally to the girl was 2 years old.

15:13>> No, but he's what he's basically saying

15:14is if you have a girlfriend, you can

15:16still leave her out and go smack some.

15:18>> No, the the daughter was two years old.

15:21Yeah.

15:21>> She said, "Two years ago, I made the

15:25baby." And you What was your response?

15:26>> I said, "No, because I was in

15:28relationship for the past two years. I

15:29didn't cheat or do anything."

15:31>> Fair. Fair. Pretty.

15:32>> No. No. No. But But that's That doesn't

15:34stop. You know,

15:35>> stop what?

15:37>> Like when you got a girl, you still can

15:39drop. I

15:40>> I don't drop.

15:42>> HE'S BASICALLY

15:43>> I DON'T DROP. He dropped. basically

15:44saying like

15:45>> so you think she stole his nut and put

15:47it

15:50right

15:51>> yo mods

15:52>> BUR

15:55BILL

15:56NUTS

15:57>> NO DON'T b me

15:58>> n don't b me

16:00>> I don't lie bro y is dumb whack at 2k

16:03>> who who

16:05>> my clothes You SCARED

16:09us

16:12at

16:15>> We thought we Yo, we we thought we

16:16thought the clothes was DC. It was a

16:18game, but we had a game.

16:20Dang. Why

16:21>> the Yo got me hot,

16:22>> huh?

16:23>> Yo, WHAT THE WHAT THE

16:25>> IF YOU HAD A DAUGHTER, which which one

16:27of y'all would y'all not let her date?

16:29>> What?

16:30>> I would not let

16:31>> I would not let her date Til.

16:32>> My crazy.

16:33>> You glazing.

16:34>> I wouldn't I would not. I'm the most

16:35lonely in this room. Don't try it.

16:37>> No, I would not let them date.

16:39>> No. Who would you let them date? That's

16:41the better question.

16:42>> I would let them date.

16:43>> Huh? I would let them date.

16:47>> LET ME GO AHEAD.

16:49>> NOT PRETTY. WHO WOULD Y'ALL NOT LET you

16:53let your daughter date?

16:54>> I would let my daughter

16:57let your daughter date a GIRL.

16:59>> HOW SEE MY IN

17:03my bad news?

17:04>> No. No, I would say Re cuz he seemed

17:05like he like

17:06>> Yo, why you to like manipulate like my

17:08daughter anything?

17:09>> I would never let my daughter date this

17:11whatsoever.

17:12>> Why?

17:12>> The way

17:13>> Listen, y'all not the right thing. I'm

17:14letting my daughter date this. He's not

17:16getting No.

17:18>> So, what would that say about your

17:19daughter?

17:20>> HOW ABOUT HOW ABOUT ME?

17:21>> SHE'S NOT going to get CHEATED ON.

17:22>> CAN I DATE SOMEBODY?

17:23>> THAT EVERYBODY else not going except for

17:25your daughter.

17:25>> Oh, I'm saying like no. My daughter

17:28don't got TO WORRY ABOUT GOING TO ME.

17:31I don't know. LET'S GET THIS HOTEL. I'LL

17:34BE IN BED AT 10 10 P.M.

17:37>> HOLD ON. LET'S ASK THAT.

17:38>> IF YOU HAD A DAUGHTER, WHO WOULD Y'ALL

17:40LET them date?

17:40>> Who would y'all let them?

17:41>> They me let them.

17:43>> No, they're going to say

17:45>> they going to say

17:56who would not.

18:01>> I'm really a gentle man, [ __ ] not

18:03really do that. Who

18:04>> only do y'all see? Tik

18:06>> Tok say

18:09>> shut up.

18:12>> Tal.

18:15>> No, they're holding the name.

18:18>> I FEEL A LOT of baby. So, so who

18:21DAUGHTER IN ANSWERING?

18:23>> Who would they not let them date?

18:25>> Edison, who was you, who was you talking

18:27about?

18:27>> No, I was saying like how like am I the

18:29only one with a kid?

18:30>> Duh,

18:31>> bro. That's That's bad. How is that bad,

18:33>> bro? Y

18:37Hold on. Let me Let me Y GOT ALL THIS

18:38[ __ ] SAYING MY NAME.

18:40>> Y got all this wealth and and you're the

18:42most

18:42>> knowledge to not share it.

18:44>> I'm a regular ass.

18:45>> Wait, what do you mean? What do you

18:46mean? Y know to chair. You can't

18:49inspiration.

18:50>> KNOWLEDGE did you have what age were

18:52you?

18:53>> I was 21 when I had up

18:56>> prime age.

18:57>> You Yo, you missed out on how old is he

19:00now?

19:00>> I know who I was a big ass person

19:01though. Wait, how old is he now?

19:02>> Were you panicking when you found out?

19:04>> My son is 10. Were you panicking or

19:05scared?

19:06>> What? You're 10?

19:06>> My son is 10.

19:07>> 37. 10.

19:09>> 22 + 10 is 32.

19:11>> Well, you about to be 40.

19:13>> About to hit the 40 ball.

19:14>> Oh my god.

19:14>> No. 32. That's why.

19:16>> Wait, wait, wait. Were you scared?

19:18>> I didn't know for a minute.

19:20>> What?

19:20>> How? So I Cuz I was just busting and

19:22[ __ ]

19:24>> Okay.

19:24>> So you know if it was yours?

19:26>> No, it's not wasn't that. It was just

19:27like she didn't know. I didn't know. So

19:28it was like a It was like two three

19:30months. Uh in the stomach like you're

19:32two three three months pregnant. My mom

19:34actually told me.

19:35>> How? Wait, how she found out before you?

19:37>> She told my mom.

19:38>> She was scared to tell you.

19:40>> No, she told my mom to tell me.

19:42>> Why?

19:43>> My mom is just a cool.

19:45>> So she told my mom. Yeah.

19:47>> I will walk step daddy.

19:50>> Wait, what?

19:50>> What?

19:52>> I have arrived.

19:54>> No, but I ain't gonna lie though.

19:55Listen, it's never It's like,

19:58>> you know how like you love something so

20:00much? If you have a son, that is the

20:03best love ever.

20:04>> Or a daughter.

20:04>> A son. Bro,

20:05>> wait. Excuse me.

20:06>> No, it's cuz I want a daughter. I want a

20:08daughter.

20:08>> I do.

20:09>> DO YOU WANT A DAUGHTER until you until

20:11you going shopping and you SEE THAT

20:13LITTLE JORDAN?

20:14>> WAIT, WHAT DO Y'ALL DO IF I HAD A

20:16DAUGHTER?

20:17>> WHAT YOU DO? Y had a gender reveal and

20:18it came out a boy and then when and when

20:20it came out was a girl and y'all got all

20:22the boy stuff and it's like

20:24>> girl that's probably to me just

20:27>> that happened to you.

20:28>> Oh that definitely did happen to me.

20:29>> Huh?

20:30>> I'm a twin. I'm a twin too.

20:31>> Yeah, I'm a twin.

20:32>> Me too.

20:33>> My mom thought my mom thought it was

20:35just one. I'm a twin.

20:36>> Oh really?

20:36>> So we're ALL TWINS.

20:37>> OH MY GOD. IMAGINE THAT. YOU THINK YOU

20:39ABOUT TO HAVE ONE BABY and two?

20:40>> I just wanted to relate to you both.

20:42Like that's crazy.

20:44>> I want to relate.

20:45>> Hello. Wait, was you born like

20:48naturally?

20:49>> C-section

20:50>> or you was like you was like grown in

20:52the dirt.

20:52>> C-section.

20:53>> I came out my brother was a C-section.

20:56>> Yeah, I was born 7 lbs. Like 13 oz.

20:58>> You know when they cut the stomach open?

20:59Yeah.

20:59>> I was going to be I was I was dead in

21:01the belly for 10 months.

21:03>> You came out early.

21:04>> Wait, what?

21:05>> What?

21:05>> My birthday 10 months.

21:08>> You was dead in the belly for 10 months.

21:09>> No. No. What?

21:11>> No. Woo. I was too 10 months.

21:13>> Belly for 10 months.

21:14>> What that mean? So he's 9 months he's in

21:17overstage his over premature

21:22like before now.

21:23>> No, he's mature.

21:24>> Postmature. No, postmature.

21:25>> Premature.

21:26>> Postmature.

21:27>> You just making up words now.

21:29>> He was making up words.

21:30>> If you was in the belly for 10 months

21:31like come on me a half. You overstay

21:32your get the

21:33>> gang. You doing too much.

21:35>> G. Wait. So wait, hold on. What age you

21:37want to have kids at?

21:38>> I'm 31.

21:40>> After 30.

21:40>> It's over, bro.

21:41>> After 30.

21:42>> You have a baby right now? How old are

21:44you? 28.

21:45>> 26.

21:46>> Bro, you're going to be dead when your

21:48son turned 26.

21:49>> No, he gonna be 50 something.

21:51>> My mom for you.

21:52>> My son turned 26.

21:54>> Bro, me and my son are growing up

21:55together. We're growing up together,

21:57>> man. I feel like that's bad because like

22:00No, no, no, not at your age, but I'm

22:02saying like if you have a child and

22:03y'all like the same age and it's like

22:04that's your best friend, like you need

22:05to be.

22:07But how do you be? No one can tell you

22:09how to be a mother.

22:09>> Why you going Why are you trying your

22:11first time being?

22:11>> No, listen. Listen. If you if you're a

22:14young age, you know what I'm saying? If

22:16you have at a young age, you still want

22:18to live a young life, bro. So, while

22:20your child living a young life, you

22:22going to start but on who who get more,

22:25>> bro. My mom had me at 40 and I want to

22:26keep it that way.

22:30>> Like my stop.

22:32>> When I start turn

22:35like when my son turn you got to chill

22:37be 40.

22:38>> His kids going to be like everybody else

22:41going to be 60. Imagine Imagine your

22:43daughter 18 and you like 21

22:48TEACHER

22:49LIKE 26.

22:52>> You're like you're like 26 and your

22:54daughter like let's say like 17

22:57wasting your whole you wasting your

22:59whole team like raising a baby now that

23:01you want to still but my teacher in

23:03school

23:04>> and his wife had a had a kid at 50

23:07>> bro. NO, NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T EVEN I

23:10SAID THAT THAT ALL I said was that that

23:11you don't even know if I was going to

23:12say bad or good.

23:13>> Wait, hold on. Wait,

23:14>> wait. Is that bad

23:16at all age like like

23:18>> my mom 43?

23:20>> No. By the time they what?

23:22>> Wait, what?

23:23>> By the time you end up starting

23:26>> by the time they 20, they going to be

23:27going

23:31>> having a kid at 50. That was crazy.

23:32>> I DON'T WANT MAMA LIKE

23:35A baby at 50 g. IMAGINE A LITTLE BOY

23:38DIE. YOU RUN OUT. YOU got the perfect.

23:43No. No. Imagine you at a football game

23:45and they like, "Oh my god, that's your

23:46grandpa." You be like, "No, that's my

23:47dad." Exactly. Like you see that's how

23:49Don't say exactly. THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING

23:51TO BE.

23:54>> Like that's kind of what

23:58does that matter?

23:59>> Hypothetically like that is like cool

24:01gang. Just have the kid where you want.

24:03I have to experience life with my wife

24:05before I

24:06>> have my

24:07>> Wait, so y'all are single?

24:09>> Yes.

24:09>> Really?

24:11>> Throw down. Y'all got me hot.

24:12>> I'm very single and very loudly.

24:14>> Wait, so I'm the [ __ ]

24:17girl.

24:17>> Somebody is definitely passing gas.

24:19>> It's ring. It's ring. I promise.

24:21>> TWO WHITE MOTHER BEEN FARTING TWO TIMES.

24:23>> We have been farting.

24:24>> I did not fart.

24:28>> Damn this.

24:29>> Yo, you're the ONLY ONE

24:30>> PRODUCTION.

24:32I'M HUNGRY.

24:33>> I'M THE only one.

24:35>> I'm in like a

24:36>> dead

24:40boy.

24:40>> [ __ ] trying to intoxicate [ __ ]

24:42bodies,

24:43>> bro. Why the only one be passing gas,

24:45man?

24:45>> That's what I'm saying. You have no

24:46respect, gang. I really

24:49>> gang. I do not let that.

24:50>> I think it's impossible to go.

24:52>> Smell like dumb

24:55tumble weed.

24:56>> I went

25:00like damn.

25:02Yeah. Like is he going to be like hold

25:03on if you use this after you got that

25:07you have lay how you single that's not

25:09like using aircraft that is weird

25:12>> now you corny

25:15what he SAY

25:19>> HIS GIRL

25:21WATCHING YOU DON'T jack your GIRL

25:23>> YOU BETTER JACK THE BUSINESS I WAS

25:26pregnant

25:27>> oh yeah I actually do got a kid on the

25:29way

25:30>> it's 6 o Murder. Murder.

25:31>> What?

25:33>> No, I'm

25:34>> shout OUT TO THE [ __ ]

25:35>> SHOUT OUT TO THE [ __ ] RIGHT NOW.

25:37>> [ __ ] HANG ON. NOBODY WANT TO SLEEP.

25:39>> It's Saturday, right?

25:40>> Yeah.

25:41>> The NFL season about to start.

25:43>> That commercial was fire, too. I ain't

25:44going to lie.

25:44>> W NFL commercial was fire.

25:47>> Wait, who team you guys want to win the

25:49Super Bowl?

25:50>> AND UH

25:51>> EAGLE. E L G L E S EAGLE. TALK ABOUT E.

25:56Spell that wrong.

25:57>> C L E S. EAGLES.

26:00>> EAGLES. GO BEARS.

26:02>> NAH.

26:03>> WELL, YOU not a New York Giants.

26:04>> What? That's what I'm saying.

26:05>> You're a Giants fan. Giants.

26:06>> Houston Texans.

26:07>> OBG.

26:08>> No, I'm a Giants fan, but I'm a fan of

26:09Lamar Jackson.

26:10>> You just said

26:11>> all my life I never watched football a

26:13day and of

26:16that right there. That right there

26:17already showed that you like a like a

26:19you like A CORNER

26:21SPEAKER. Speaker speaker.

26:23>> Hello.

26:26This [ __ ] coming like Love Island.

26:28>> Attention. It's time for the treadmill

26:30endurance.

26:33>> Everybody to the villa.

26:34>> Y got to be quiet.

26:36>> The treadmills will all be controlled by

26:38the moderator and your goal is to keep

26:40walking on them for a full 3 minutes.

26:46>> I'M GOOD. THAT'S HOW I DID IT. I got

26:49skinny from the treadmill.

26:50>> No way. fails to complete the full 3

26:53minutes will face the consequence to be

26:55revealed later.

26:56>> If you make it the entire 35 minutes,

26:59you're safe.

27:00>> Both Dub and Wardrobe are safe from this

27:03challenge.

27:03>> Oh, we

27:05a whole new round become safe.

27:09>> Let him repeat the rules. Hold on.

27:11will all go to the top floor and each

27:14step on there on your treadmill. The

27:16treadmill will be controlled by the

27:19moderator and your goal is to keep

27:20walking on them for a full 35 minutes.

27:23>> 35 minutes.

27:23>> The first person to step off the

27:25treadmill will be sent to the sleep.

27:28>> Anyone else who fails to complete the

27:30full 35 minutes will face the

27:32consequence.

27:32>> So, you still got to complete the 35.

27:35>> First person off,

27:38you're safe. safe.

27:39>> Both

27:41are safe from this challenge.

27:42>> Our team got to be safe.

27:42>> No, chat said they didn't hear what they

27:44said. You say it again. Can you

27:46>> I can't hear chat. I think

27:48>> they can hear me.

27:49>> Time for the treadmill endurance

27:50challenge.

27:51>> You will all go to the top floor and

27:53each step on your individual treadmill.

27:56>> The treadmill will automatically be

27:58confirmed by the moderator and your goal

28:00is to keep walking on them for a full 35

28:04minutes. The first person to step off

28:06their treadmill will be sent to the

28:08sleep room. Anyone else who fails to

28:10complete the full 35 minutes will face a

28:12consequence to be revealed later. If you

28:15make it the entire 35 minutes, you're

28:17safe. Both Dove and Wardrobe are safe

28:20from this challenge. Good luck. Start

28:22the treadmill.

28:23>> All right, turn off

28:27I

28:28challenge. I want to do it.

28:32Hit the treadmills is a certain amount.

28:34>> I'm not sure,

28:35>> bro. You going to get tired.

28:37>> This is worse, bro.

28:39>> You better go watch,

28:40>> bro. I'm ready.

28:40>> Don't stand up on the bed,

28:41>> man. You know YOU

28:47HAVE FUN.

28:49>> YOU can watch if you want.

28:51>> I'm good.

28:52>> Let me see.

28:53>> Production.

28:54Wake up, go.

28:56>> Chad, yo, production wardrobe is staying

28:59in this room. So, make sure y'all watch.

29:01They let him.

29:03>> Wait. So you don't got to come.

29:05>> What?

29:05>> Wait. 35 MINUTES.

29:06>> COME THIS WAY. THIS WAY. THIS WAY.

29:07>> WAIT. CAN I JUST GO UP AND DOWN?

29:09>> WELL, you don't got to come.

29:10>> No. Try to say.

29:14>> Yo, don't go to sleep.

29:15>> They said, "Can I go like up like

29:17>> I say pick one room. Like pick where you

29:19want to be at."

29:19>> Bro, it's hot up there. It's cool.

29:20>> No, they just said he has to GO IN THE

29:22BED.

29:23>> YO, WE OUT THE MEAN.

29:25>> YO,

29:26>> MY THROAT STINK.

29:29>> Word to my upper lip stink. Oh god.

29:35>> Wait, where the room at? Dropped his

29:37tone. Crazy.

29:39>> I don't got no phone on me.

29:42>> Now he's ready for

29:45summer.

29:47>> Survive, my baby.

29:51>> I ain't lie. I ain't lie. 35 minutes is

29:53nothing. Hi.

29:54>> All right.

29:55>> About to be cheese thinking that chat.

29:57GG's

29:58>> about to be cheese. chat. GG's in the

30:00chat, bro.

30:01>> No shoes.

30:02>> Little

30:03>> No shoes.

30:05>> Oh, shoes.

30:05>> Yeah, no shoes. No shoes.

30:08>> All right. Two of these will not be

30:09working.

30:10>> I ain't I might got to keep my work.

30:12>> My socks black as I'll tell you where to

30:14move.

30:15>> Two of them don't work.

30:18>> I wanted to do it.

30:21>> You don't have to.

30:22>> 35 minutes.

30:24>> 35 minutes.

30:25>> Yo, we got to work for 35 minutes. What

30:27type of cardio is this? Wait, hold on.

30:29No, no,

30:30>> hold on.

30:31>> Cardio is my best friend. What up?

30:32>> My favorite streamer now.

30:35>> I don't know if we can turn right now.

30:37>> We going to find out right now.

30:39>> Next.

30:40>> So hot in that room, bro.

30:43>> After this,

30:45>> you know you up and down. Don't go.

30:47>> Show me the sick.

30:48>> All right. Three, two, one.

30:52>> Don't stop, bro.

30:54>> Come over here. Come over here. That one

30:58working.

30:59>> It's that on.

31:00>> Oh, that's sturdy at this speed.

31:01>> Yeah, this is going to go up or down. I

31:04think

31:04>> I got this in my house.

31:07>> I like this.

31:11>> Oh [ __ ]

31:13>> Walk, [ __ ] WALK.

31:14>> COME ON. STOP PLAYING. DAMN. STOP. DAMN.

31:19STOP PLAYING.

31:19>> DO IT. STOP. YOU ABOUT TO STEP OFF.

31:22I'M SMART. STOP TRYING to play.

31:23>> Oh, you step off.

31:25>> Yeah. Watch him. If you step off, you go

31:26to the sleep room.

31:28>> I'm a big

31:30out.

31:36>> You got this, bro.

31:38>> I'm doing Chris Brown.

31:41>> Something smooth in this black bunking

31:43out.

31:44>> She said, "Baby, I want to go see Chris

31:45Brown." We got Chris Brown at home. What

31:47you talking about? need to be on this

31:50>> yo man

31:56>> like I really do this act little

32:00>> like [ __ ] I chase him all day

32:02>> somebody in here

32:06>> I get the tell

32:09>> oh my god bro

32:12I don't want to wait how come how the

32:15[ __ ] that got his full Yeah,

32:19>> suburb baby cuz you know I'm just

32:21>> I knew you got now.

32:25Now you get [ __ ] on your friends. NOW

32:27YOU GET WHOA. HOLD ON. HOLD UP.

32:30>> HEY.

32:35>> OKAY. OKAY.

32:38I'm getting tired, bro.

32:39>> LIGHTIO.

32:54>> YO, I got limited energy, BRO.

32:58FASTER.

32:59>> I'm saying this [ __ ] up.

33:00>> I took like 12 naps before this, bro.

33:03>> Before this,

33:04>> I took like 12 naps. I WAS STUDYING

33:06FILM.

33:07>> YOU FELL.

33:10>> This the method right here. KEEP WALKING

33:15do that.

33:16>> I mean, you have to walk.

33:18>> You cannot. What? What is happening?

33:19>> He just stepped. He's just stepping on

33:21the side.

33:21>> That's getting off.

33:23>> He stayed on the side.

33:24>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you got to keep

33:25working.

33:25>> If you are not walking,

33:28>> your girlfriend wants

33:31though. That's like God.

33:32>> I've never seen a suburb edit ever. I've

33:35never seen a you edit. I SEE MORE CB

33:36EDITS THAN YOU EDIT.

33:38>> OKAY. He got more than me, BUT IT'S

33:39DEFINITELY HOW CAMERON GOT YOU.

33:41>> Never seen you get a edit.

33:43>> Got edit.

33:44>> Cuz he GOT MORE.

33:46>> NO, CB GOT MY ASS IN THIS

33:48>> DON'T EVEN BE ON CAMERA.

33:49>> I haven't seen a suburb edit chat.

33:52>> YOU PROBABLY

33:54GET YOUR FIRST ONE RIGHT now though.

33:56>> Chill.

34:00I mean real. I ain't even looking for

34:01like I'm not even looking FOR REAL LIKE

34:03THE little edit for real.

34:07>> I need water.

34:14>> What's

34:18the old group? The band group.

34:23SL

34:28you can't do THAT ON WATER.

34:29>> NO,

34:30>> I said go BE USEFUL AND GUESS BEEN

34:32WALKING FOR 2 MINUTES. I need water.

34:36THAT'S THE POINT. YOU WATER. GET OFF.

34:38YOU MUST WIN OR LOSE.

34:41>> Two camera.

34:42>> Two.

34:42>> You got two camera down.

34:44>> You got to realize

34:46everything. Huh?

34:47>> You up everything?

34:48>> Wait, it's only been 2 minutes. Oh, no.

34:50I'm done.

34:50>> Wait, it's only been two minutes. No,

34:51no, NO.

34:52>> OH, IT'S THREE CAMERAS.

34:54>> OH, banging all OVER THE ROOM.

34:56>> IMAGINE HAVING TWO CAMERAS. You still

34:57got to work.

35:04>> I got I got to work no matter what,

35:05>> man. You better pop your rib, boo.

35:07>> I came to say hello.

35:09>> I came to win.

35:14Yo yo yo yo yo. Production. KEEP

35:16SPEEDING THIS UP. I GOT [ __ ] IN my

35:19>> Yo, I don't know. You want to cut the in

35:22your stomach

35:24>> doing this every day. Shut

35:26>> your ass up. You don't got this.

35:27>> I do.

35:29>> Yeah, you definitely got that.

35:30>> You don't got that tig go to the gym

35:32full time, bro.

35:33>> You don't got NO SIXACK. THE GYM IS

35:35USELESS.

35:36>> Do calisthenics at home. The gym is

35:37>> useless,

35:39MAN.

35:44BORING,

35:44>> BRO. IMAGINE DOING ALL THAT GOING TO THE

35:46GYM just to get laying down on a 545

35:50like BRO ALL THAT USELESS GO FASTER

35:53GAME. THIS IS SO BORING. LET'S DO IT.

35:54>> COME ON. LET'S GO UP.

35:56>> Turn this up.

35:57>> Oh, you speed it up.

36:08>> I'M BE

36:14NO, I was MISSING

36:18THE REGIME.

36:20>> YO, EVERYBODY STOP. I'M STILL WALKING.

36:22GET MY MACHINE.

36:24>> YO, I THINK THE power went out.

36:26>> It's mad tremol once.

36:30>> LIKE, WHAT ABOUT THE SETUP?

36:33>> N like

36:35>> Bill's black ass,

36:36>> bro. I wonder I don't bring my pole,

36:38bro.

36:39>> No, no. I mean, that's why

36:41>> what the happened.

36:42>> Treadmills is a lot of voltage. That's

36:43what I'm saying.

36:45>> That's why I just cut THE POWER OFF.

36:46>> MY GOD, HE'S GOOD.

36:49>> ONE MAN, BE PATIENT. BE PATIENT.

36:52>> ONE SOUND.

36:53>> Let's go,

36:54>> man. Shut that sound.

36:56>> One love.

36:58>> One piece.

37:00>> La

37:03demon.

37:05>> It's LA.

37:06>> I THOUGHT

37:08a demon be an angel. No, I'm glad I

37:11thought it was GG's. I start reading

37:13prayers.

37:14>> What happened?

37:16>> Only up top.

37:17>> Up top.

37:18>> Okay. But that's

37:20>> this is bro problems, gang. Not supposed

37:22to be going through no power [ __ ] bro.

37:24Like 900 million

37:25>> projects.

37:26>> It's reality, bro.

37:27>> Reality.

37:27>> Yeah.

37:28>> I don't want any of that reality. Work

37:29like 900 m, bro.

37:31>> Come on, GANG. 900.

37:32>> WAIT. WAIT. HOW MANY PEOPLE FOR THE B?

37:35>> YO, KYLE, HOW MANY YOU WORTH?

37:36>> YEAH. HOW MUCH YOU WORTH, BRO?

37:41internet about you bro.

37:47>> You know the INTERNET SAID YOU BOUGHT

37:49YOU SEARCH UP YOUR NET WORTH.

37:50>> ALL RIGHT.

37:51>> I don't know. I don't

37:52>> treadmill.

37:54>> Huh?

37:54>> 20 minutes.

37:55>> You got to le the treadmill.

37:56>> 20 less than it.

37:58>> So let's do a challenge. Full speed.

38:02>> You got to switch between two people.

38:04>> What you mean? So, matter of fact,

38:06choose two people from each team.

38:09>> Can me and WARDRO DO IT?

38:10>> NO. DON'T PUT ME.

38:12>> WE GOT WE got

38:14to go. Or you want to go?

38:16>> Let me go.

38:17>> You have like

38:18>> Yes.

38:18>> Let me go.

38:18>> Are you sure?

38:19>> I'll go. I'll go get Davon.

38:21>> Go on.

38:21>> Okay.

38:22>> Me and Davon. No. Holding on the rail.

38:24>> Second person.

38:26>> Don, you fast enough?

38:27>> Davon.

38:28>> I'll go. I'll go. I'll go.

38:29>> Are you sure you want?

38:31>> Come on.

38:31>> You going?

38:32>> I'll go. I mean, he's not on my team.

38:35[ __ ]

38:36>> Hey, who second one?

38:37>> He shook his hand.

38:38>> Who's our second one?

38:39>> We're all going full speed, by the way.

38:41>> For how long?

38:42>> 30 30 minutes,

38:44>> [ __ ] Huh?

38:44>> Oh my god.

38:45>> Wait. Wait. Full speed. 30 minutes.

38:47Tyreek Hill. We're streamers, not track

38:49athletes.

38:50>> Come on.

38:51>> All right, let's go. Let's go. Come on.

38:52>> Who's got two?

38:53>> Yeah. Hey. Hey. Who a second, bro? You

38:55want to go?

38:55>> You want to go? You got it. You got it,

38:58bro. I'll belt your ass.

39:02>> I was jello. Now I'm jello [ __ ]

39:04>> Got it, brother.

39:06>> I'm going. Tyler, go in. I was going to

39:09save my life.

39:10>> But y got it. Y got it. Should I be

39:12okay?

39:12>> Yes. Come here, Tyler.

39:14>> Let them be close. Let them pull up.

39:15Pull up. Pull up.

39:16>> Right here. Right. Right here.

39:18Like 280 something like this. Damn. That

39:20is 260.

39:21>> I don't think that work.

39:22>> Can we plug in and move it?

39:23>> Swear to God.

39:24>> Yeah. Go.

39:24>> I swear to God,

39:25>> bro. Come on. That's the same way I lost

39:26my

39:27>> I'm telling you, bro. Cardio was the

39:28best friend.

39:29>> But that's my

39:31for hours straight. That's all I was

39:33doing.

39:33>> Yeah.

39:35>> Hour straight every day.

39:36>> You know, right here.

39:38>> Hour straight every day.

39:39>> This one work.

39:39>> So, how long was 280?

39:41>> I bet it's a lineup.

39:42>> Like two years, three years.

39:43>> You were never too You were 280

39:46big ass.

39:46>> Yo, Jello, can you buy me a tremill?

39:48Huh?

39:48>> Can you buy me a treadmill? Chad,

39:50>> you got to play this game. Go ahead and

39:53walk and Davon.

39:56>> Why were you 260? I

39:57>> was looking behind

39:59>> full speed.

40:00>> But no straight.

40:01>> Yo, K's down.

40:03>> All right.

40:04>> Yo, don't sell me.

40:06>> Yo, wait. No. Holding on to the railing.

40:09>> Huh?

40:10>> Wait. Hold on. Out.

40:12>> Yeah. He was Are you doing it?

40:14>> Yeah. Huh? You're not doing it. They

40:16going to sauce THESE

40:19walks away.

40:20>> Show them show them what it is, bro.

40:21>> It's only two of them.

40:22>> You got to really understand.

40:23>> I got you.

40:23>> We are natural athletes. We both Hian,

40:25bro.

40:25>> Wait, why is Marty doing this?

40:26>> Y Haitian?

40:27>> Yeah.

40:28>> Deian, what you is?

40:31>> I'm black, fool.

40:32>> Okay. So, you Okay.

40:34>> Yes.

40:34>> Deian, you don't got to run fast yet.

40:36>> Oh,

40:38thank you for telling me.

40:40>> That is full speed.

40:41>> Oh, what the

40:43>> man? Who you think I am? Cuz this is

40:44easy. Look at me.

40:47>> You're going to fall off.

40:48>> Wait, SO WHO THE FIRST stop playing?

40:50>> I'm not playing. Oh, the first one off

40:52here goes.

40:53>> It's like going over. Yo, coffee apple.

40:56>> Hey, man. How your day going, man?

40:58>> Good.

40:58>> All right. I'm going to give me a latte

40:59with us, right? Oh my god. A matcha

41:01sounds so good right now. A matcha

41:03sounds.

41:04>> Wait, I'm feeling this right now.

41:06>> Come on. Get out of here, man.

41:11>> Yo, I can't look back there. Hey.

41:14>> Hey. How's your wife, man?

41:16>> They can probably She's actually pretty

41:18cool. How's Kelly doing? Is she all

41:20right, though?

41:20>> Yeah, she's great, man.

41:22>> How's the babies?

41:22>> Oh, the babies are great. You know, I

41:24just put my goddamn uh Jake in uh

41:26preschool school. He's understanding

41:28what you know um statistics.

41:31>> Hey, why they talking TO EACH OTHER LIKE

41:33THEM? TALK TO EACH OTHER.

41:36>> Just talk to him, BRO.

41:39>> YO, TALK TO THIS ME. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,

41:41LOOK. OH MY GOD. LOOK AT ME. YO, WAIT.

41:44Look at me. Hold on. Keep looking.

41:47>> Yo, yo, yo, STOP TRYING TO INVOLVE

41:48YOURSELF. BACK THE [ __ ] UP.

41:50>> THE CHEMISTRY IS DEAD.

41:51>> The chemistry is dead. I'M LIKE, "OH MY

41:53GOD, random kid."

41:56It's like we about to GET

42:00so high.

42:00>> We got to get home, gang.

42:02>> N like when you walk past the project,

42:03it's a group of [ __ ] like this.

42:06>> You pick up your pace.

42:07>> You got You got to walk past them.

42:09>> Yeah,

42:09>> cuz y'all scared. I don't want to smoke

42:11for real. And I know this

42:14>> [ __ ]

42:16>> if you got smaller feet, you got

42:17advances cuz like

42:18>> I'm flat feet, bro. So this hurt.

42:20>> I'm the back of your butt.

42:22>> What I do?

42:23>> It seemed like like

42:25>> I'm proud of y like y'all saying

42:29>> I like this.

42:30>> That's that.

42:30>> I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN

42:33YOU WERE GONE. I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE

42:36BRIDGE. I WISH I LET IT BURN. I TOOK

42:38YOUR bag and pushed it down THE STAIRS.

42:41>> I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE. I DON'T

42:45CARE. I LOVE IT.

42:48>> I DON'T CARE. I love it.

42:51>> Slow down.

42:51>> I DON'T CARE.

42:53>> WHAT? DAMIAN, LOCK IT. Slow down.

42:54>> Don't you see? I'm locking it. Did I get

42:56off yet? No. Huh?

42:59>> Who? Who was off? No one's on.

43:00>> Who's off?

43:01>> What is it? Whatever.

43:04You don't know how to walk.

43:05>> I don't know. Maybe it's a rapper versus

43:07shoot goddamn competition.

43:09>> It's the highest.

43:11>> Oh, I ain't going lie.

43:12>> Stop.

43:14>> Both of them [ __ ] stopped.

43:15>> Whoa. Hold on.

43:17>> My [ __ ] stopped.

43:18>> Nah, hold on. My teammate sitting here

43:20walking

43:21>> from the start to finish and other

43:22[ __ ] stopping. What's going on?

43:26>> What do we do? You ever feel Hold on.

43:29>> What y'all say? Rock, paper, scissors.

43:30Shoot.

43:32Oh,

43:33>> I want you ain't going to lie. I turn it

43:34off again. I'm going to show you

43:36>> the the goose musical. Cheers. Cops and

43:39robbers.

43:40>> Oh, steal a bacon.

43:42>> N we have to do something quicker than

43:44this, bro.

43:46>> First of all, it hasn't even been 35

43:47minutes yet.

43:48>> It's been 6 minutes

43:50>> and go.

43:51>> Like, I could do this.

43:53>> I'm not going to, but I can.

43:57>> You thought I wasn't it? You was all

43:58wrong.

44:00>> Oh my god. at 6:00 a.m., guys.

44:02>> It's 6:00 a.m.

44:03>> Yes.

44:03>> Oh, I'm not sleeping.

44:04>> Oh, I can't say it.

44:05>> Supposed to have your phone.

44:07>> Y THE ONE THAT HAD TO CHAT DOWN TO THE

44:08CHAT SAY THE TIME.

44:11>> The TV. EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

44:13>> I NOT wanted to hear that.

44:14>> It's 6:00 in the morning.

44:15>> I'm thinking about hitting this late.

44:16>> Think it's like four.

44:21>> I'm in my drop top.

44:23>> He said, "Hold on. There's some in

44:26Newport that I'm smoking on. burning a

44:28lot of calories making me very very

44:30hungry.

44:31>> He start getting hazy, right?

44:40>> Come on.

44:41>> Yo, he held him to the rail. He to the

44:42rail. He to

44:45the

44:46>> Marty. Hold on. Marty to the rail, bro.

44:47I couldn't

44:51>> hold in my truck

44:54like you want it.

44:55>> What?

44:56>> WALK AROUND AT ALL.

44:58>> WHAT YOU WANT?

45:00>> You step over.

45:01>> Give me some chips right now.

45:02>> Give me some chips RIGHT NOW. I GOT SOME

45:04ON MY BAG. STEP OFF. I'LL GIVE YOU some

45:10better walk, boy. You better walk, boy.

45:14ain't going to be [ __ ] FOR TOO LONG.

45:16>> BACK YOUR STUPID ASS UP. BACK YOUR

45:18STUPID ASS UP.

45:19>> Both y'all bro is combining together and

45:21it's going to make me fall off this

45:23stuff. Stop.

45:27>> I need to know.

45:29>> That's not the [ __ ] you.

45:32>> Wait, who sing that?

45:33>> TYLER,

45:36WATER.

45:38>> You can't offer water, bro.

45:39>> Let's go. I say

45:40>> you cannot. It's a challenge. Come on.

45:43>> I I can just tell you to sell.

45:44>> Yeah. Like he losing Mr. B challenge is

45:46easy.

45:46>> This [ __ ] trying this [ __ ] trying to

45:48do it on hard.

45:51>> My last

45:53stop,

45:54>> [ __ ] What? You making yourself tired.

45:55>> Oh, no. I'm not I'm trying to get these

45:57off the treadmill. Get off, please. Come

46:00on.

46:01>> Sabotage when I'm sabotaging.

46:03>> Push Dave on, bro.

46:05>> Play with THE

46:08>> YOU'RE SO GOOD. HE'S GRABBING THE RAIL.

46:12>> NO, HE'S DONE.

46:14>> NO, HE PUSHED HIM. HE PUSHED

46:17HIM,

46:17>> but we going to get mad cuz it's one.

46:24>> Yo, it's over. It's over. It's over.

46:25>> Second over. Second over.

46:26>> Put it back. YEAH, IT'S

46:28>> ALL RIGHT,

46:29>> BRO. Just send Bizo.

46:30>> What the is M flu smiles?

46:32>> Nah, it's over.

46:34>> Go to the next one. I mean, EVEN THOUGH

46:37THE NEXT SEGMENT is starting in five,

46:40four, three, no. What is the next?

46:43>> You want to see? Okay.

46:47>> We get it. You can sing. Shut the up.

46:51>> I say we go back down, bro.

46:54>> Let's go back down.

46:56>> I like this.

46:57>> Huh?

46:59>> Nah, we go back down and just let's get

47:00into the next statement. Wait. So, I

47:03don't got any, right?

47:05>> I just do rock. Hold on. I do rock,

47:07paper, scissors.

47:08>> We get it.

47:09>> Hey, one person go in. No sleep.

47:11>> Yeah, let's do that.

47:12>> Yeah. I like

47:13>> Hold on, [ __ ] Throw my slice.

47:14>> I was rock paper scissors.

47:17>> Come on.

47:18>> All right. Me versus Davon.

47:19>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

47:20>> But we have to How we doing? How we

47:22doing?

47:23>> Choose your champion and then that's

47:24your rock paper scissors first.

47:26>> Rock, paper, scissors.

47:28>> Hey. No. Go for it.

47:29>> Best two out of three. It's about to be

47:31easy.

47:32>> Wait, so this is for all the the whole

47:33team?

47:34>> No. Yeah, it's uh it's whoever lose

47:36between us got to go to the receiver.

47:37>> Wait, make it clear how you doing.

47:38>> Y'all got to pick who who one of us

47:42when we pick who which one or

47:44two

47:45>> practice round to see how

47:47it's rock paper scissors shoot.

47:50>> All right. Suck my dummy.

47:52>> I just want to count down.

47:55>> Ready?

47:56>> Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.

47:58>> Y

47:59>> one. Easy. One, bro. That's all of

48:01three. Best on three.

48:02>> Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.

48:04>> ONE ONE

48:06[ __ ] WAIT. HEY.

48:08>> YES. DON.

48:09>> HEY. Tell them right now what you're

48:10about to play. Got it.

48:11>> Tell them right now. Tell them.

48:12>> How you going to kill him? Tell them

48:14>> with a rock.

48:14>> Okay. Cool. Rock, paper, scissors.

48:16Shoot. Rock, paper, scissors. SHOOT.

48:24>> You can't mess with me.

48:27HOMO

48:34sleep

48:36encouragement, bro. Stop doing that.

48:40>> Who need We need a timer though. You

48:42going to have a phone here?

48:43>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no. HERE.

48:45>> WAIT, WAIT. STOP. STOP TALKING cuz y'all

48:47getting a little too close.

48:48>> Yo, chill out.

48:49>> It's time for night night.

48:51>> All right, Greg. Go to go to go to the

48:53overall room.

48:53>> Wait, you let me take you to your bed,

48:55>> Kai? Yo, we we got to give him a pencil.

48:58>> Can we t Can we tuck you in,

48:59>> bro? Why are we losing like this,

49:00>> man? LET ME SMACK THAT ALL ON the floor.

49:04>> I don't know how, bro.

49:06>> Yo, no.

49:07>> Whoa. I have blue team.

49:10>> Wait, we can't night. Have fun. Go to

49:12sleep, please.

49:13>> Yo, DISTRACT

49:18the cheating.

49:20>> L

49:22the cheating [ __ ] though. I'm saying

49:24though a pencil make sure you go to

49:26sleep.

49:27>> You shut the

49:28>> All right. So look, I'mma set the timer.

49:32>> You can't set a timer set outside. Oh,

49:37>> set the timer and give it to my phone.

49:42>> I promise

49:45you

49:47that's good for that.

49:48>> Why? Oh yeah, he standing in front of me

49:50as I'm doing a trim.

49:5350 times.

49:54>> You're lying.

49:54>> I swear to God. And then I looked I was

49:57going to look behind me and do this, but

49:58they would have thought I was bl I was

49:59blinking asleep.

50:00>> So come on.

50:01>> Why you yawning?

50:04Why you yawning? Don't yawn.

50:06>> I promise you, bro. I'm not about

50:08>> This is not going to end like that,

50:09gang.

50:09>> I'm not doing that cuz I'm going to get

50:11eliminated. And I'm not getting

50:12eliminated.

50:12>> Hang on. Somebody need to get eliminated

50:13from that team, bro. We need to do

50:14something.

50:14>> I know. We going back to back in the

50:16room. That's bad looks, gang.

50:17>> We need some mad tire.

50:19>> You lost.

50:21Let me tell you how we can get them to

50:22go to sleep.

50:23>> We do not go back in that room with

50:25them. And if we do, just be quiet. Just

50:27don't say nothing.

50:28>> Yeah. Go silence treatment.

50:30Silent treatment. Okay. Okay. I like

50:32that. I like that.

50:33>> It's a good method. It's good method.

50:33>> All right. Look, let me tell you. If you

50:35go to sleep, this is what you going to

50:36have to do.

50:36>> Let's What's your favorite food?

50:38>> My favorite food?

50:38>> Yeah.

50:39>> Mac and cheese.

50:40>> Mac and cheese. Okay. Put it like this,

50:41right?

50:42>> Let's say that you told this girl to

50:43make you some mac and cheese, right?

50:45>> And she like, "Oh, when this [ __ ] go to

50:47sleep, she like, "Hey, take a nap real

50:48quick." Because when you wake up, I have

50:49your mac and cheese. Oh,

50:51>> she is squirting gorrhea fluid inside of

50:54the mac and cheese. She's mixing it with

50:56the milk and garlic and cheese right

50:57now. So, basically what you doing is if

51:00you go to sleep, you're instantly

51:01contracting gorrhea. So, keep that as

51:03motivation to not go to sleep.

51:05>> Okay. I don't want

51:05>> you can't use your phone.

51:07>> Yo, I want to give it to y'all.

51:08>> All right. Can I let it drop? As soon as

51:13close the door and then start the timer.

51:15>> I got this, bro. Don't worry about it.

51:16>> All right.

51:17>> Yo, no, listen. Do not just don't

51:21listen. Don't say nothing. Ignore me.

51:22Yo, I'm

51:23>> No, no, no, no. First of all, I ain't

51:24gonna lie. No funny.

51:25>> No, you can't. Listen, you're tucked in,

51:27but I lie. You lean up. Lean up. Lean

51:28up.

51:29>> No, no, no. I got you. I got you. I got

51:30I got you.

51:31>> Put these pillows behind you, gang.

51:32You're

51:32>> No, I'm not going to sleep. I got

51:33>> No, no, no, no. I'm saying lean up,

51:34though. Like that.

51:35>> Some water.

51:36>> Yo, splash on your face.

51:37>> Work on your posture, you're way laying.

51:40No, stay like that. Come on. Come on.

51:42Soon as you walk out first time, right?

51:44>> Yo, listen. Listen. As soon as you walk

51:45out, right?

51:45>> Listen.

51:46>> What?

51:46>> Me? Huh?

51:47>> Yeah. Close the door. You want me spice

51:49water on you?

51:49>> No. No. On God. I'll promise I'm

51:50noticing.

51:51>> Huh?

51:51>> All right.

51:53>> Yeah.

51:54>> Yo, you just got to

51:55>> If he bought

51:57his water.

51:58>> Wait. No. If he bought a full of [ __ ]

51:59>> He's good. He's good.

52:00>> He got to hit his

52:01>> chat. As soon as

52:02>> I'm good. I promise you I'm good.

52:03>> As soon as I woke up, press the time.

52:04All right.

52:05>> Yeah. As soon as the door closed.

52:06>> All right. Come on.

52:07>> You can count down. 3 2 1 if you want.

52:11>> All right. Three chat. Three chat.

52:14Three.

52:15>> 15 minute timer. Three. Two. One.

52:20>> These days

52:24hold up.

52:27>> We popping bottles.

52:29>> Hold up.

52:31>> WE MODELS. I SAID,

52:34>> HOLD ON.

52:34>> OH, I'M GOING TO BUST. OH, THEY came

52:37back.

52:37>> Hot tomato.

52:41>> You're right. RIGHT.

52:48>> OKAY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OKAY.

52:51>> WAIT. Let's do like a game.

52:56>> Okay. Let's do like a freestyle like

52:59>> a freestyle.

53:00>> Hey,

53:02>> GREAT TEAM TO WIN. GREAT TEAM WIN. Y

53:05SOME LOSERS. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

53:11>> YEAH. You know, I mean, I don't want

53:13ganorrhea. I mean, you you bringing in

53:15the mac and cheese whole time. You got

53:16you got gorrhea in the mac and cheese. I

53:18don't want no ganorrhea. How about that,

53:21bro? I don't want no gorrhea in my

53:24goddamn mac and cheese, man. Why you

53:26going

53:28in my mac and cheese?

53:31I don't want no gorrhea in my

53:35god. [ __ ] you put gorrhea in my mac

53:38and cheese.

53:40You serious? Oh my god. You was trying

53:43to get me. Oh, hell no. I'mma tell you

53:46something.

53:46>> Rapping back in the day. Start trapping.

53:50>> La

53:52K is in LA. La smoke. Go to sleep.

53:57>> Once he go to he diamond gem

54:00>> rap battle.

54:02>> Wait, I'm sorry.

54:02>> Superhero.

54:03>> Y'all smell that.

54:05>> It's okay.

54:06>> Hey, you heard our peace, but you HEARD

54:08ALL OUR SLAP.

54:11YOU AIN'T HEARD OF yoursardro

54:16to the east.

54:17>> I cannot explain.

54:18>> You will never be Jackson again.

54:21>> Yo, that food might be the 48 though.

54:23>> I might go to sleep. Get that out of

54:25here.

54:25>> The camera here. Yo, MGM, good.

54:31Great team about the win game.

54:43Bro,

54:45I'm hungry as

54:47I'm hungry as [ __ ]

54:52I'm hungry as

54:58I'm hungry as

55:10One mey.

55:21>> Y'all play D music. Come on.

55:23>> Wait. No. Keith, don't sleep.

55:24>> No. Don't play no music. That's

55:26copyright.

55:26>> Excuse me. We all up right now twerking

55:29and they in the bed looking. I hate

55:31copyright. They all like Look, look at

55:34my

55:35>> Why you so quiet? You got on that fake

55:37ass Cardier and that fake ass COR hat.

55:39>> I'm saying this up.

55:42>> Yo, bro, THIS STREAM OVER HERE QUIET,

55:44[ __ ]

55:45>> You say you want to BE A STREAMER, BUT

55:47YOU LOOK SO TIRED. I'M ABOUT TO GO TO

55:48SLEEP AND BE A DREAMER. WAKE YOUR ASS

55:50UP.

55:51>> HOLD ON. CAN I STOP?

55:53>> HOLD IT DOWN. I'M ABOUT TO START ONE.

55:54>> NO. Y look.

55:57>> Are we TV?

55:59>> It's sitting there looking at us like we

56:01And you still can't face me. I done went

56:03to a diamond jeans, bro. I done had

56:05concerts. I'm a beast when it comes to

56:07streaming, bro. I'm a beast. I love

56:09streaming. I love being up and

56:11streaming, bro. I love being up and

56:14streaming, bro. I love being up and

56:16streaming. You think I care? You think I

56:19care? I would never get outlasted, bro.

56:22I love being up. It's in my blood. It's

56:24in my veins. It's in my blood. It's in

56:26my veins.

56:28I love being up. So, um

56:32Yeah, bro. LIKE

56:33>> DEAD ASS HE WAS LIKE THIS.

56:37>> I like

56:39I like I like

56:42>> this going to sleep building infant. YOU

56:46NEED YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.

56:48>> We don't know what's going to go on

56:49tonight.

56:50>> It's back

56:51>> tonight. Good morning.

56:53>> Wait, how how is it tasting to y'all?

56:55>> Good.

56:55>> It's a little cold. I'm not going to be

56:58your opinion.

56:59>> Okay.

56:59>> This is for the body, bro. I just like

57:01like bro if you work all day hard your

57:04wife not making you

57:06what you supposed to do

57:07>> dubs

57:08>> bro you coming to your house after a

57:09long day at work and no food is on that

57:11table is powerful bro that ass

57:13>> get a new wife see I took etiquette

57:15class

57:16>> think YOU 40

57:17>> WAIT WHERE MY AT

57:18>> listen

57:18>> wait why you why only got a piece of

57:20chicken

57:20>> why your wife got to cook for you why

57:22you can't cook for her

57:23>> she's been upset at all of us

57:25>> well who I took a etiquette class so

57:28corn

57:30so corny Really?

57:31>> You know what that is?

57:34>> I ain't going lie. That's not real.

57:36>> You don't know how to eat.

57:37>> I was

57:40not how we supposed to be eating.

57:41>> No.

57:42>> Have a napkin on our lap.

57:45>> Good.

57:45>> All right, Chad. Right off the bat, we

57:46going to try the greens. That's the

57:48least favorite thing I like. Keep it on.

57:50The least favorite thing I like.

57:51>> Oh, they said just missing yams. Period.

57:55Thanksgiving.

57:59Eat that. pick cheese.

58:03>> I'm not going to lie to y'all right now,

58:04right off the bat.

58:05>> I'm not the biggest.

58:09>> I'm not the biggest fan of greens,

58:12>> but these greens give me like, let's say

58:15I got pulled over by the police and I

58:17had

58:19an ounce of weed on me, but I'm on

58:21probation. That's what these greens

58:24taste like. Marijuana.

58:27So, I don't know if we supposed to get

58:28high. I don't know if this a guy get

58:30hot. Ty going to jump out of nowhere.

58:32I'M LETTING ALL YOU GUYS KNOW IT WAS

58:35LACED WITH WEED

58:37and then do a commercial for cookies

58:39after.

58:40>> Just eat, gang. Like

58:42>> we hungry.

58:43>> No interruption.

58:45>> So I'm I'm I'm not going to rate things

58:47just for the respect.

58:49>> No, go ahead. Go ahead. Don't

58:50>> I'm giving these greens

58:53a two out of 10 for me.

58:56We're going to try a little turkey

58:57that's on there.

58:59This [ __ ] good.

59:01>> Oh my god, the cornbread. Oh my good.

59:04>> I'm not even cornbread type.

59:06>> The turkey good. Like

59:08>> y'all had the greens.

59:09>> Try the cornbread. Oh my god.

59:12>> Oh no.

59:13>> You bugger. You all got to have greens

59:15in your sister. I'm

59:17>> Let's try the macaroni and cheese. Now

59:19macaroni and cheese is important.

59:21>> My favorite food. Because macaroni and

59:24cheese is important because it's the

59:25staple. Do you know in the white family

59:27macaroni and cheese is a main dish? Did

59:29y'all know that?

59:30>> No. In the black family, it's a side.

59:33Did y'all know that?

59:34>> And who got that?

59:36>> And my black family that is mac and

59:38cheese is a main dish.

59:39>> You don't eat nothing.

59:40>> What? Oh, hey, tell a main dish

59:42something you eat without being sides.

59:43>> Yeah, the main dish. No sides.

59:45>> It's definitely sides.

59:46>> Definitely a side.

59:46>> That's what I'M SAYING.

59:48>> OH, DAMN. OH, in the in in the white

59:51families, macaroni and cheese is

59:53literally the only thing they eat if

59:55they eat macaroni. Nothing else.

59:56>> Wow. It's crazy though.

59:58>> Macaroni and and Monsters energy. All

1:00:00right, let's try milk. Try the macaroni.

1:00:03Milk. The bone strong.

1:00:06>> Can you give me some chicken and some

1:00:08cornbread?

1:00:08>> Yeah, ma'am. I mean, uh, joke. Hey, my

1:00:13>> Oh, girl, I'm getting a little sleepy.

1:00:14Hold up.

1:00:15>> Hold on. I sleep. I THINK IT IS. RIGHT.

1:00:18for me.

1:00:20>> I'm telling you.

1:00:20>> Go ahead and eat. Go ahead and eat. Go

1:00:21ahead and eat. You're not going to

1:00:23>> wait until you try the corn. Oh my god.

1:00:25Like melt in your mouth.

1:00:26>> WHAT?

1:00:27>> WHAT?

1:00:27>> WAIT, WHAT?

1:00:28>> I DON'T GIVE A

1:00:32>> I just said cornbread melt in your

1:00:33mouth.

1:00:37>> None of YOUR

1:00:40I said melt. I said melt. I'm sorry.

1:00:42>> This is the 40.

1:00:43>> Girl, I don't care. It could be the 72

1:00:45hour. I don't care. This is too good.

1:00:47Nah, some

1:00:49>> I ain't going to lie.

1:00:50>> What about mother?

1:00:52>> This is giving me the itis right now.

1:00:54>> This ain't no This is legit a

1:00:56Thanksgiving me.

1:00:57>> No, I'm not.

1:00:58>> IS THIS FIRST, SECOND, THIRD PLACE OR

1:01:00like what is this? Cuz on garlic,

1:01:03>> I'm not going to lie.

1:01:03>> Yo, the chicken hal

1:01:05>> with the macaroni.

1:01:06>> It's good.

1:01:06>> Is lacking a lot of salt

1:01:09>> to me. It's good, but it's lacking salt

1:01:11a little bit.

1:01:13>> What I compare this to

1:01:16If I had to compare it to anything,

1:01:21>> can we get a dance mode? Like, damn.

1:01:24>> The pool is good or what?

1:01:27What y'all think about 2K YouTube?

1:01:32>> I might never go to sleep after all

1:01:33this.

1:01:34>> What this macaroni remind me of, chat?

1:01:40One more bite.

1:01:48Mhm.

1:01:48>> That's pork. You know, right? I know.

1:01:51>> Huh?

1:01:51>> I thought it's turkey. Turkey.

1:01:52>> I want some more mech.

1:01:54>> You want to pass that tap?

1:01:57>> Yeah.

1:01:58>> Let me tell y'all something.

1:02:00>> Chill boy. I ain't going to lie.

1:02:01>> Chill.

1:02:03>> I ain't going to lie. Word. I can lay

1:02:04down. Take my socks off from my feet.

1:02:07>> Go to sleep. I do my thing.

1:02:10Let

1:02:13This macaroni

1:02:16is like going to a party,

1:02:20talking to a girl.

1:02:22You talking to a girl all night. Y'all

1:02:23dancing, y'all vibing. She give you her

1:02:25Instagram

1:02:27and she end up leaving with your homie,

1:02:30but you end up leaving with her friend.

1:02:33You know what I'm saying? So, it's kind

1:02:34of like you got something, you didn't

1:02:35get what you wanted, but you got

1:02:37something and it worked out at the end.

1:02:38>> You know what I mean? It's like that.

1:02:40That's the worst ever. Well,

1:02:42>> D, if I'm being real, everybody's going

1:02:43to sleep, please.

1:02:44>> Don't Don't go to Disney World. Let him

1:02:46do his thing. Let him do his thing. Now,

1:02:47we going to try the chicken.

1:02:49>> Mhm.

1:02:52>> That's well seasoned out to the ground.

1:02:53Ground ground. Lord have mercy.

1:02:56>> Lord have mercy on my body.

1:03:00>> That's well seasoned down to the ground.

1:03:02Ground.

1:03:03>> Excuse me.

1:03:04>> This chicken flour wasn't uh uh seasoned

1:03:07at all.

1:03:07>> Oh my god. Word of my mother. You know

1:03:09what I'm talking about. Cuz you

1:03:10>> Oh, really?

1:03:11>> When you fry chicken,

1:03:13>> when you Well, when you fry a lot of,

1:03:14you season the flour as well. Facts.

1:03:16>> You season as well.

1:03:17>> Like, you double dipping that. You're

1:03:18going to go down, man.

1:03:20>> Now, we got to chill, bro.

1:03:24>> This tastes rushed though. I'm not going

1:03:26to lie, Chad. I'm getting rushed vibes

1:03:27from this. I'm not going to lie.

1:03:29>> It's my first time eating for the day.

1:03:30>> Okay, let's try the chicken. Let's try

1:03:32the cornbread.

1:03:34>> I like to eat in quiet. See? No shade.

1:03:37But it's D, bro. He got to do his thing.

1:03:38>> Cardro. We streaming right now, bro.

1:03:40Ain't nobody quiet game.

1:03:41>> Talk to me.

1:03:42>> The cornbread the best thing.

1:03:43>> I said that fact.

1:03:45>> Which is very disappointing to me.

1:03:46>> I can't I can't listen to wardrobe game

1:03:48cuz

1:03:48>> I don't lie. It gobbread is the best

1:03:51thing.

1:03:51>> Huh?

1:03:51>> I heard y'all be cooking bad cornbread.

1:03:54>> Oh.

1:03:54>> Oh yeah. But this is really good. Like

1:03:56Oh my god.

1:03:57>> What you mean give it bad cornbread?

1:03:58>> Yo, Yana be cooking some bad cornbread

1:04:00for him.

1:04:00>> Who? Who's Jana?

1:04:01>> Um Yana.

1:04:03>> Big Jana.

1:04:04>> No.

1:04:04>> Your mom.

1:04:05>> Her mom. Yeah. Oh

1:04:06>> no. I ain't going to lie.

1:04:07>> I know. I bet the cornbread. No, the

1:04:09cornbread.

1:04:10>> I actually took some body.

1:04:12>> The cornbread. That's right.

1:04:13>> The cornbread is this.

1:04:15>> I'm fighting.

1:04:16>> Let's say you chilling with a girl and

1:04:19she ain't giving you the vibe.

1:04:20>> Okay.

1:04:20>> Y'all chilling. Y'all didn't went on a

1:04:22date. Y'all didn't drunk. And she not

1:04:24really giving you a conversation,

1:04:25>> right?

1:04:26>> And then when you pull up to her house,

1:04:27>> Yeah.

1:04:28>> she like, "Oh, you want to come in? Can

1:04:30I come in?"

1:04:31And then she sucked you up right when

1:04:32you

1:04:35>> break.

1:04:36>> You know what I'M SAYING? CUZ YOU WASN'T

1:04:37EXPECTING it and you thinking she wasn't

1:04:39really vibing with you.

1:04:40>> Suck you up soon as you get in the

1:04:42house.

1:04:42>> Yo,

1:04:45>> I like that stuff.

1:04:47>> I already know.

1:04:49>> Wub in the chat.

1:04:50>> Wub in the chat.

1:04:51>> That was great.

1:04:55>> Pip that is that.

1:04:56>> Yo,

1:04:57>> I ain't going lie. We can't double back

1:04:58when that corner is done. It's done. I

1:04:59don't lie, y'all. I'm telling you, this

1:05:01is this is the this is when he talk. He

1:05:04said,

1:05:05>> he said, "All right, imagine if you take

1:05:07a nap.

1:05:08>> Your girl in the kitchen cooking,

1:05:12>> but she squirting gonna

1:05:16>> what you said. Ganora

1:05:17>> gorrhea sauce."

1:05:19>> Yo, how the think about this from the

1:05:21spot? I ain't going to lie. Why would I?

1:05:22I ate five piece of chicken.

1:05:26>> Oh, bug. I'm not going to lie.

1:05:29>> What? What's she doing?

1:05:31>> Yo, bro.

1:05:33>> Eat, bro. Like, I ain't going to lie,

1:05:35bro. It feel like my body is looking at,

1:05:39bro.

1:05:39>> Go to sleep, [ __ ]

1:05:40>> Wardro is closing eyes.

1:05:43>> Where am I? My leg. He's closing my leg.

1:05:46>> No, a challenge we should do is silence.

1:05:48What am somebody going to go out, bro?

1:05:51>> Somebody's going to go out.

1:05:52>> That boring.

1:05:54>> Silence.

1:05:55>> Somebody going to go out. You think you

1:05:57[ __ ] want to watch us shut up and

1:05:58>> your ears are like connect.

1:06:02It's okay.

1:06:03>> Like you see you see how other [ __ ]

1:06:05ears loop off their head. His [ __ ] is

1:06:07just stuck to his head.

1:06:11>> It's crazy,

1:06:14bro.

1:06:15>> Bro, it's no

1:06:18just when you get it's like damn like

1:06:21this hill that's natural. You're not

1:06:23going to have no ear.

1:06:24>> Yeah, that's what you don't understand.

1:06:25Like you have no like your ears is just

1:06:27on your regular ears.

1:06:30>> No, you see how all our hang off the

1:06:32bone a little bit.

1:06:33>> What?

1:06:33>> It's so

1:06:35on your head.

1:06:37>> How is it with your neck? That make no

1:06:40sense.

1:06:40>> Wait, what?

1:06:43>> Hang on.

1:06:44>> Hold on. Why you feel like I'm throw up?

1:06:46>> Something wrong with you?

1:06:47>> Nobody feel like that?

1:06:47>> You with us?

1:06:48>> No.

1:06:49>> You with us?

1:06:50>> I ain't going I ain't going to run.

1:06:51Going to throw up.

1:06:51>> You with us.

1:06:53>> You with us. Don't throw up again.

1:06:55>> Like as a grown man, why the are you

1:06:57throwing up?

1:06:57>> Be with us.

1:06:59>> That gives girls the ick. You know that,

1:07:00right?

1:07:01>> Keep your food down, guys.

1:07:03>> Oh, we throw up. That girls don't like

1:07:04that.

1:07:05>> Hell no. Especially if you at a party,

1:07:07you drinking or you start getting too

1:07:09loose, you start throwing up on the

1:07:10floor,

1:07:10>> right?

1:07:11>> Yeah, because you look you look crazy

1:07:12though. Like mac and cheese doing my

1:07:14stuff. What if you walk up and keep

1:07:17walking?

1:07:17>> So that's a 40. I feel like as a

1:07:19>> No, what if you walking while I throw it

1:07:20up like

1:07:21>> I feel like as a man you shouldn't drink

1:07:22to the point where you need to throw up.

1:07:24I mean I'm subb on vacation. I was too I

1:07:27was so smack. I'm literally like this

1:07:29like on God.

1:07:30>> Puerto Rico.

1:07:30>> No, same more. I'm like this

1:07:33like literally like I was like walking

1:07:36back and I kept walking like I didn't

1:07:38even stop like it was like threw up kept

1:07:40walking.

1:07:41>> Who was this?

1:07:41>> And Zar like a few months ago.

1:07:43>> I know. No, but that's the bad that's a

1:07:45bad junk though, right? You ain't going

1:07:46to wake

1:07:48I hate those

1:07:49>> blade off. They do.

1:07:50>> I feel like throwing up is so

1:07:51embarrassing, bro. That [ __ ] outside.

1:07:54>> Throwing up is like

1:07:56>> But it feels ass like

1:08:00your mouth get watery before you throw.

1:08:02That's the word. Like you just like

1:08:05start burping and [ __ ]

1:08:07>> Got a worse

1:08:10in order to like to stop. You got to

1:08:12really force yourself.

1:08:13>> You got to force it out. Yeah. Worst

1:08:14feeling

1:08:15>> is having diarrhea but not being close

1:08:17to the bathroom and I almost in a cab.

1:08:22>> Yeah. Yeah. Before,

1:08:24>> huh?

1:08:25>> No, but I myself now.

1:08:27>> Yes.

1:08:28>> Myself on a two train.

1:08:29>> I live in the Bronx, right?

1:08:30>> Two train.

1:08:32I'm say you better hold it. You better

1:08:33hold it. The train.

1:08:34>> Yes. I And my literally like squashed.

1:08:37Like I was saying my mom was so mad at

1:08:39me.

1:08:40top.

1:08:41>> I did like

1:08:43I'm going to 233rd, bro.

1:08:44>> No, no, no, no, no.

1:08:50>> [ __ ] all that.

1:08:51>> What the?

1:08:52>> It was so corny. Like,

1:08:53>> he's so

1:08:54>> He was so dirty ass.

1:08:57>> I really thought you about to throw up

1:08:58though.

1:08:59>> Yeah,

1:09:00>> that was quick acting.

1:09:02>> He's so

1:09:03>> I'm in a regular cab from the airport.

1:09:05I'm 5 minutes away on the George

1:09:07Washington Bridge.

1:09:08>> I told her,

1:09:09>> how old are you? Huh? Like like 2022.

1:09:12I'm like, "Yo, get off at the exit." He

1:09:13missed the exit. I'M LITERALLY SITTING

1:09:16ON THE PHONE like this.

1:09:18>> Yes. And I'm he get out.

1:09:20>> I couldn't. I'm on the highway. BUT IT

1:09:22WAS CLOROX WIPE. I SAID, "YO, I'm I told

1:09:24my I will in this bag and use these

1:09:26Clorox wipes to wipe my ass."

1:09:28>> Facts.

1:09:29>> Clorox.

1:09:30You huh?

1:09:31>> You see the bag?

1:09:32>> No. I was able to hold it.

1:09:34>> But bro, you don't want that that

1:09:36feeling. Y'all never had that. Like

1:09:37>> that's a different type of pain though.

1:09:38You never had that feeling for a diary.

1:09:40>> Like you got a diary but you can't make

1:09:42it to the bathroom.

1:09:42>> No. Was on the tip of your your [ __ ]

1:09:45>> Like you damn like you fought like you

1:09:47never had that.

1:09:48>> You move wrong. This time I had to

1:09:50clench my cheeks and straighten that

1:09:52just come out. Yeah.

1:09:53>> What? What?

1:09:58>> Really? Just hold that. Yo yo yo.

1:10:04You say you got to [ __ ] slow like you

1:10:05got to like you got to let this you ever

1:10:09>> you ever felt so weird you thought there

1:10:10was no underwear but it was nothing.

1:10:12>> Yes.

1:10:12>> You ever [ __ ] in a tub?

1:10:14>> Yes.

1:10:15>> When I was younger

1:10:17in a tub?

1:10:17>> Yeah crazy.

1:10:20>> Where's some next topic?

1:10:23>> N some dirty the tub. Where's the tub?

1:10:26It stop flushing the basketball court.

1:10:28Facts

1:10:30>> own the basketball court. Yo, you ever

1:10:32been in a porta potty and I never like

1:10:34tipped it over on the

1:10:35>> What? You ever been like a full porta

1:10:37party? Like tip it over? NO.

1:10:39>> WAIT, HAVE YOU EVER STEPPED in like dog

1:10:41poop or like cat poop and stuff? Like

1:10:43Yeah.

1:10:44>> That's the bare minimum, bro. Come on.

1:10:45I'M A FIRST

1:10:47NASTY.

1:10:48>> I'm a first day of school, third grade,

1:10:50bro. A bird on me. Y first day fresh.

1:10:53>> So my I used to work for Comcast, right?

1:10:57>> I had I asked this lady. I

1:10:59>> Wait, why? Wait, what? WHAT'S UP? YOU

1:11:01CAN'T JUST SAY YOU WERE

1:11:03>> COMCAST HAS A good job

1:11:05>> like that. Like I know to do that.

1:11:06>> Wait, when though I didn't I would never

1:11:08expect that

1:11:09>> from 2012 to 2016.

1:11:12>> [ __ ] you are a dinosaur again.

1:11:13>> No, no, no. Look. So So I worked I

1:11:15worked for Comcast, right? And I asked

1:11:16this lady. She was at a big ass crib. I

1:11:18said, "Hey, can I use your bathroom?"

1:11:19Cuz I had to She going to say something.

1:11:22Yeah, you can use your bathroom, but I

1:11:24was working in her room putting in cable

1:11:25in her room. She was like, "But you use

1:11:27this one, the one she was in."

1:11:29So I was like I just went in there act

1:11:31like I had to use my wash my hands but I

1:11:33had to. So then I'm like can I please

1:11:35just I'm like yeah you mind if I use the

1:11:37bathroom again? She was like yeah and

1:11:38then she sat in the room while I went to

1:11:41the bathroom.

1:11:41>> Oh so you couldn't even

1:11:42>> Yeah. So what I did was I had car when

1:11:45we bring the internet in it's in a

1:11:46cardboard box and plastic.

1:11:48>> I it in the cardboard box.

1:11:50>> Oh my.

1:11:51>> Right.

1:11:51>> Why

1:11:53can't it out the toilet?

1:11:56>> I'm in a Comcast band. I'm at somebody

1:11:58house. The van is outside on the side of

1:12:00the street.

1:12:01>> So I it in the van as I'm

1:12:04>> I go back in the house. It take me 2

1:12:05hours to do the thing. But the is still

1:12:07in the van

1:12:08>> cuz I'm at the lady house.

1:12:10>> That was the worst thing ever.

1:12:11>> You forgot about it.

1:12:13>> I did at one point and I'm like damn

1:12:14it's been 2 hours.

1:12:16>> That was the worst thing in my life. But

1:12:18how crazy though? It was like it was an

1:12:19old

1:12:20>> like y'all never had like a fear like

1:12:22sitting on anybody toilet and going to

1:12:24the bathroom like even like anybody get

1:12:26bumps.

1:12:27>> Yeah. Like I And then my mom was like,

1:12:28"You have to go to the bathroom."

1:12:29>> I'll be honest, bro. I a couple times.

1:12:31Public bathroom, gas station.

1:12:34>> Never put toilet paper.

1:12:36>> Hover.

1:12:39Either I'm going like this.

1:12:41>> Now, I ain't going to lie. IF IT'S A

1:12:42PUBLIC BATHROOM, I PROMISE YOU I'M NOT

1:12:44SITTING DOWN.

1:12:45>> I'm hovering.

1:12:49>> Go like this. JUST HOVER.

1:12:50>> WAIT. WHY THEY CALL WHY THEY CALL A

1:12:52bathroom or restroom?

1:12:54>> Shower.

1:12:55>> Huh?

1:12:55>> If it doesn't have a shower. Why they

1:12:57call it a restroom?

1:12:59>> Why they call it a break room? Like a

1:13:01break room, I guess. Like you mean

1:13:03fishing out? You can fill it up with a

1:13:04bath. Hit the steering.

1:13:05>> You ever wipe your butt? Y'all feel the

1:13:07water?

1:13:08>> No.

1:13:08>> What? What?

1:13:09>> You ever You ever You ever water splash

1:13:13bag on that ass?

1:13:21You ever

1:13:25and allow the shower to wash the [ __ ]

1:13:27away?

1:13:27>> OH MY GOD.

1:13:29>> YOU EVER got the shower head and put it

1:13:31in your ass took a and look to THE

1:13:35You ever put your hand?

1:13:37>> No. You

1:13:39and so big. You like damn. Wait, HOLD

1:13:41ON.

1:13:43IN MY [ __ ]

1:13:49>> I LOOK AT THE TOILET NOW. WHY IS BIGGER

1:13:51THAN MY POLE? LIKE, [ __ ] I do have

1:13:55diarrhea so bad that when you didn't

1:13:58even go in the toilet,

1:14:01I swear to I swear

1:14:05James on stage, right? I literally took

1:14:07a yesterday. The longest ever and it

1:14:11took like 20 minutes to go down. Bro,

1:14:12that was my WAS LIKE THIS BIG. LIKE THAT

1:14:15IS BIGGER THAN MY

1:14:16>> ACTRESS FOR you come out your ass.

1:14:20>> No, that was the longest I ever like

1:14:21know this, right?

1:14:23>> You know,

1:14:25been in the shower and then it's like

1:14:26you got to take a minute. You got to

1:14:28take A MINUTE SHOWER. NOW YOU GOT

1:14:31YOU TALKING about you talking about when

1:14:33you TAKING A SHOWER AND then your

1:14:34stomach START RUMBLING SO BAD YOU JUMP

1:14:36OUT JUST TAKE a

1:14:40body don't got no respect

1:14:42if your body is trying to while you're

1:14:44showering your body don't got no respect

1:14:47>> you got we don't shave our ass nasty you

1:14:50shake your ass

1:14:51>> I saw the Tik Tok like never mind the

1:14:53bush

1:14:54>> wait y'all never shake your butt while

1:14:56y'all looking in the mirror

1:14:58I No, I AIN'T GOING TO LIE. NO, NO. I I

1:15:00DEFIN

1:15:02my ass.

1:15:04>> I should be.

1:15:05>> No, I lie.

1:15:06>> I'm in the bathroom. Y

1:15:12>> LISTEN, not y'all not being real, bro. Y

1:15:15don't look back at that ass.

1:15:17>> Oh, wait, wait, wait. Okay, the table

1:15:19about to fall.

1:15:19>> Oh, my leg.

1:15:21Can we put the food this way?

1:15:23>> Every at this table walk past the

1:15:25mirror, then look back. All my life I

1:15:28NEVER SEEN MYSELF. ALL MY

1:15:31CHILD'S LIFE

1:15:34YOU NEVER

1:15:36BYPASS THE MIRROR AND DID THIS.

1:15:38>> NO.

1:15:38>> NO. YOU STEP ON YOUR YOU NEVER SAW YOUR

1:15:41ASS ON YOUR ASS.

1:15:42>> HOW DO I SEE MY ASS? I NEVER SEE MY

1:15:44BACK.

1:15:44>> NO. DON'T.

1:15:45>> WHAT?

1:15:47>> You don't wash your back.

1:15:48>> IS YOUR ASS

1:15:50YOU CAN SEE YOUR BACK?

1:15:51>> YEAH, I CAN SEE MY BACK WHEN I'M IN THE

1:15:53MIRROR LIKE I CAN SEE MY BACK. WHY DO I

1:15:56NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR TO SEE my

1:15:57back?

1:15:58>> To see if you ever SEEN YOUR BACK BEFORE

1:16:00I [ __ ] I'M IN A SHOP.

1:16:01>> I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU. YOU NEVER

1:16:02SEEN YOUR BACK. I' I've looked at my ass

1:16:04before. NO, I DON'T MAKE everything

1:16:08cool.

1:16:08>> WHO EVER LOOKED AT your mirror?

1:16:11>> Yes.

1:16:11>> So, YOU LOOKED AT YOUR ALL.

1:16:13>> I THINK MY IS LOSING MY

1:16:17LIKE

1:16:19TURN AROUND.

1:16:20>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S BE HONEST.

1:16:22LET'S BE HONEST. Now what?

1:16:23>> Have we ever turned around and you know

1:16:25leaned over and checked if we was all

1:16:27right?

1:16:28>> You ever trying to put your ass?

1:16:29>> Yeah.

1:16:32>> HEY MAN,

1:16:32>> YOU AIN'T NEVER TURNED AROUND AT THE

1:16:34MIRROR AND CHECK and mention your ho was

1:16:35was good like WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.

1:16:37>> WAIT,

1:16:39>> have you did that? What?

1:16:41>> Cuz you when he said that STOP YOU

1:16:45TRYING THAT NEXT TOPIC IT'S JUST OVER

1:16:48LIKE

1:16:48>> WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU EXCITED THOUGH?

1:16:50>> WAIT, GIRL. YOU CAN'T GET TO A point

1:16:52where it's like

1:16:57>> eczema.

1:16:57>> It's eczema, bro.

1:16:59>> Eczema.

1:16:59>> Oh, you got eczema. Huh?

1:17:01>> No, I don't got What's up?

1:17:03>> Okay.

1:17:03>> No, I'm just, you know,

1:17:05>> No, no, no. But real, I want to say

1:17:06this.

1:17:07>> No.

1:17:08>> Okay.

1:17:09>> Beat my my ass.

1:17:10>> What? You beat your ass?

1:17:14>> Me with his ass? Who said that? What am

1:17:17I

1:17:19>> going to be that [ __ ]

1:17:20>> Yo,

1:17:21>> imagine that [ __ ] take a picture of his

1:17:23own.

1:17:25>> No, you look in the mirror.

1:17:27>> That's you know. Oh my I ain't going to

1:17:29lie.

1:17:29>> That's too far.

1:17:30>> That's way too far.

1:17:31>> THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.

1:17:32>> NO, I look in the mirror and

1:17:38>> you just said that game.

1:17:40>> No,

1:17:40>> but that's weird as you.

1:17:42>> No, he said, "Have you ever had to stick

1:17:43your meat in your own butt?" That's what

1:17:45he said. [ __ ] said didn't call me just

1:17:48>> No, I ain't going to lie, [ __ ] I

1:17:49stopped that.

1:17:50>> You just farted. Get out. What you going

1:17:52to say?

1:17:52>> Yo, we back to sleep.

1:17:55>> Call I ain't going to lie. Tissue. I

1:17:56ain't got tissue. That [ __ ] is dead ass

1:17:58like

1:17:58>> No, I don't use tissue.

1:17:59>> Tissue is false for advertising. THAT

1:18:00NOT CLEAR ASS Y FORGET ABOUT YOU. What's

1:18:03up?

1:18:07>> Including my ass.

1:18:11>> Tissue. I got tissue is not getting all

1:18:14the broken

1:18:29>> wardrobe. YOU WAS RIGHT.

1:18:30>> WHAT AM I DID A LOT GOING TO FALL

1:18:32ASLEEP?

1:18:33>> OH MY GOD.

1:18:36>> YO,

1:18:37>> I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT.

1:18:38>> HE WAS RIGHT.

1:18:40>> What the [ __ ] are we talking about?

1:18:41Merchant on the Lord.

1:18:42>> That really touch the body. Put hot

1:18:43stones on my back.

1:18:44>> Damn, my [ __ ] look cheesy.

1:18:48>> I got a filter on my chill,

1:18:50>> bro. Y'all be gassing. I am not that

1:18:52ugly.

1:18:52>> N I I swear to God, bro. No funny [ __ ]

1:18:55>> Never mind, bro.

1:18:56>> I am not that ugly, bro. I be gassing.

1:18:59>> No, it lowkey is, bro.

1:19:00>> Yo,

1:19:01>> y

1:19:02>> remember last time we got massages? [ __ ]

1:19:05like I was I was so rattled. Yo,

1:19:08>> wait. Y'all pay for massages?

1:19:09>> Yeah. Never in my life will I ever pay

1:19:11for massage.

1:19:12>> My dad,

1:19:13>> I told her happy ending. She said,

1:19:14>> "Nigga, I want a massage. I'm going just

1:19:16call your girl

1:19:17>> poke my shit." I see that.

1:19:19>> She said, "No." No.

1:19:23>> Yo, Re.

1:19:24>> Yo,

1:19:24>> who the [ __ ] is jumping around?

1:19:26>> Yo, what's the go? Is he out?

1:19:29>> I ain't going to lie. They say they

1:19:30saying they got Re got caught.

1:19:32>> Yo, Re, you going home, bro? Yo, Re,

1:19:34what did you just do, bro? Pack your bag

1:19:35and go to New York. I ain't I ain't get

1:19:37caught doing nothing.

1:19:40Talo dead ass ain't say a word, bro.

1:19:43>> Nah, Talio sleep, bro.

1:19:44>> That's the Hezi. You think a [ __ ]

1:19:46sleeping?

1:19:49He probably turned his camera off

1:19:52>> now. Somebody 48 [ __ ] with the snoring.

1:19:55Good [ __ ]

1:19:59>> Oh,

1:20:00>> that young got me hot.

1:20:02>> Massage the brain.

1:20:03>> I'm tripping. I'm tripping on it.

1:20:05>> Oh my gosh.

1:20:05>> I'm tripping. I'm tripping on it. Yeah,

1:20:07>> chat. At this angle, can you tell that I

1:20:10feel

1:20:12rattling at this angle?

1:20:14>> If you want, you can do a scalp massage.

1:20:16>> I'm tripping. I'm tripping on a yacht.

1:20:18>> I'm tripping. I'm tripping on that

1:20:20massage, too.

1:20:21>> Yo, stop the plagiarism, gang.

1:20:25>> Yeah, you know it.

1:20:27>> Yeah, you know it.

1:20:29>> Yeah, I just got my toes on. Y'all want

1:20:30to see it?

1:20:32>> No, gang.

1:20:32>> You know, you know wardrobe a

1:20:34heavyweight champ.

1:20:37wardrobe. Tell them who you knocked out.

1:20:38Boy, ain't nobody knocked me out.

1:20:48>> That [ __ ] That [ __ ] D said, "Can you

1:20:50please change my roommate? Bro, I can't

1:20:52do this,

1:20:53>> bro." And I dipped. I really took a

1:20:56[ __ ] room,

1:20:57>> [ __ ] I'mma put in the work to go to

1:20:58Europe.

1:21:00>> Wait, you going to put in the work to go

1:21:02to Europe?

1:21:02>> Yeah.

1:21:03>> To do what? I'mma put in the work to do

1:21:06what? That's how I put in the work for

1:21:07this one.

1:21:08>> To do what?

1:21:09>> I'm going to put in 10 times the work,

1:21:10[ __ ]

1:21:11>> What you mean to do what? S YOU [ __ ]

1:21:13WHAT ELSE?

1:21:13>> YO, TYLER, you just had two minutes.

1:21:15>> I ain't thinking about you or nothing.

1:21:19>> Oh, we're done.

1:21:21>> Is that it?

1:21:21>> Re, answer. Put your mic to it. Put your

1:21:23mic to it.

1:21:24>> Put your mic to it. Speaker,

1:21:27>> tell everyone to stand up.

1:21:30>> Huh?

1:21:31>> Everybody stand up.

1:21:33Everybody stand up.

1:21:34>> Oh my [ __ ]

1:21:38>> Oh my god.

1:21:39>> Let's roll the replay.

1:21:41>> Wait, who got eliminated?

1:21:42>> Watch out.

1:21:43>> Wait, watch out. Watch out. R. Watch

1:21:45out. A little bit.

1:21:46>> Don't tell me it's me.

1:21:49>> This [ __ ] wardrobe.

1:21:50>> ROLL THE REPLAY.

1:22:01LOOK at

1:22:04>> get him girls.

1:22:05>> Yo,

1:22:07>> no.

1:22:09>> That was 10 seconds game.

1:22:11>> Yes, it was.

1:22:12>> That's hella long.

1:22:13>> Long out of here, bro.

1:22:16>> Out of here, Jo.

1:22:31MAMA

1:22:33[ __ ] 10 seconds.

1:22:34>> Real [ __ ] going to go to sleep. I CAN'T

1:22:36GO TO SLEEP. I GOT [ __ ] INSIDE OF ME. I

1:22:38can't go to sleep.

1:22:41>> YO, WAIT. WAIT. YO, CAN WE GET AN

1:22:44EXPRESSION on

1:22:47>> Oh, he was out.

1:22:50Hold on. Look, I was doing THIS [ __ ] ON

1:22:54PURPOSE.

1:22:56YO, THAT [ __ ]

1:22:57>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, man.

1:22:58>> Yo, but Du was on your ass.

1:23:03>> Do me a favor.

1:23:08>> Is everyone still standing?

1:23:10>> Yes, we're still standing.

1:23:13>> From now on, if any of you sit down, you

1:23:16are limited. From now on, if you sit

1:23:18down, you're eliminated. Can't be on

1:23:20anything. Can't lean on anything.

1:23:23>> Stupid.

1:23:23>> From now on,

1:23:24>> anything else, [ __ ]

1:23:26>> I got [ __ ] on my anyway, so I would

1:23:28never sit down.

1:23:28>> What the [ __ ]

1:23:29>> If you sit down, you are eliminated.

1:23:31>> Yo,

1:23:32>> Rich,

1:23:32>> you can lay down,

1:23:34>> but not sit down.

1:23:35>> No, you can't. You can't lean. You can't

1:23:39[ __ ] up. If I did, [ __ ] SHE BE [ __ ]

1:23:41UP

1:23:43right cuz she act like she need dick in

1:23:44her life. That's another story. I'm no

1:23:46story. I SAID

1:23:49I SAID IT'S COLD IN HERE. THERE MUST BE

1:23:53SOME IN THE [ __ ] I SAID

1:23:57it's cold in here.

1:24:01Your breath crazy game

1:24:04>> and you need to relax like 3D quest that

1:24:07breath. Yo,

1:24:14>> my ass.

1:24:18>> Wait, WAIT. OKAY.

1:24:19>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO. THAT'S HOW YOU

1:24:21DO. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. ACTUALLY, dead

1:24:22ass.

1:24:23>> I know your face like I know he do.

1:24:25>> Bro, what brand are you modeling for?

1:24:27Okay, that's what you do. That's

1:24:29Victoria.

1:24:29>> You got TO POSE FOR ALL THREE. THAT'S

1:24:31NO,

1:24:32>> YOU NEVER walked a RUN WITH DOG.

1:24:34>> YES, I HAVE.

1:24:35>> NO, LOOK. FOR WHO? AIN'T THAT RIGHT?

1:24:37DON'T YOU GOT TO POSE FOR THREE CAMERAS

1:24:40>> for um FOR VIM FOR DR. AM TELLING THE

1:24:44TRUTH. YOU GOT TO POST

1:24:49>> Italy for PDF. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME

1:24:52>> WHEN WHEN THEY WHEN THEY ON A FAST SHOW

1:24:54THEY DON'T JUST WALK STRAIGHT OFF

1:24:55DISNEY?

1:24:57>> You know that we're going he let his

1:25:00bottles walk straight. That's it.

1:25:01>> Who?

1:25:01>> We're going sometime some walk.

1:25:03>> No Rick do this.

1:25:04>> Save it for Disney. I actually

1:25:08>> Rick walking up

1:25:09>> cuz when I was about to move Broadway

1:25:09runway I'm think you ought to be

1:25:11>> I'm like this they like you better get

1:25:12on that.

1:25:15>> That's what Dominican said. You better

1:25:17>> you swinging your arms real true like

1:25:20your chin supposed to be down a little

1:25:22chin dead got to be down. What else they

1:25:23tell you?

1:25:25>> Bro, think of like a moving mannequin.

1:25:26What the

1:25:27>> literally [ __ ]

1:25:29>> you [ __ ]

1:25:30>> THAT'S WHY YOU WATCH

1:25:32>> GO.

1:25:34>> Victoria secret supermodel Ka

1:25:37>> and then you

1:25:37>> blaze the swiftness.

1:25:39>> No, I'm not going to lie. They trying to

1:25:41teach me.

1:25:41>> Wait, let go.

1:25:42>> That's the hardest process. They like

1:25:43slow down

1:25:44>> walk at a good pace. I'm like, bro, how

1:25:46you trying to teach [ __ ] how to walk?

1:25:49>> That was definitely That was definitely

1:25:50a good experience though to get the

1:25:51skill shots, right?

1:25:52>> Yeah. Yeah, but like you get you got

1:25:54See, I told you.

1:25:55>> And you like boom.

1:25:56>> I walk down the road looking mad as

1:25:58>> Put your arms down. I'm looking.

1:25:59>> You really don't swing your arms too

1:26:00much. You don't walk too fast. And they

1:26:02kept telling me to keep my chin down.

1:26:04>> Yo, we should all move back to New York.

1:26:05Walk regular.

1:26:06>> We

1:26:06>> we like you're not.

1:26:09>> We should get a big ass content house in

1:26:10the middle of the Bronx.

1:26:11>> Kell, they say your turn to walk.

1:26:13>> I bet

1:26:15Kell idea.

1:26:16>> It's my turn.

1:26:16>> I know you I know you've been in the

1:26:18gym.

1:26:18>> Bro,

1:26:19>> you ready?

1:26:20>> Let him walk. Let him walk. One, two,

1:26:23three. Kill

1:26:25>> little V down a little too fast.

1:26:28>> Exactly. You see how you pose?

1:26:30>> WAY TOO FAST.

1:26:31>> YOU SEE HOW YOU POSE?

1:26:32>> I DON'T KNOW. HE

1:26:34WILL LIKE

1:26:34>> Yo yo K, I think you should have him as

1:26:36a Vet model.

1:26:37>> What?

1:26:38>> [ __ ] they call me Louis Vet for

1:26:41[ __ ] You should be the model for the

1:26:43kids. Make a little vet.

1:26:46>> Why you playing with me?

1:26:49>> They said Poy Trudeo. I never got a

1:26:51compliment in another language.

1:26:52>> I speak too low.

1:26:56>> You got me. You got me. You got me.

1:26:57>> Oh, suburb.

1:26:59>> You got me modern for SB Studio.

1:27:01>> I ain't going to sleep.

1:27:02>> I'm going to sleep next.

1:27:03>> Cuz I'm THINK

1:27:08LONGER.

1:27:08>> Be a good voice actor.

1:27:10>> No. No. Say say

1:27:13>> don't say say [ __ ]

1:27:15>> Sally. Don't go that way. The car is

1:27:17over here.

1:27:17>> Like in voice ACTING LIKE SALLY. DON'T

1:27:20GO THAT WAY. THE CAR is over here.

1:27:21>> Yeah, you can be a good voice.

1:27:22>> Okay, fair. Go ahead. Go say

1:27:25a voice.

1:27:27>> Don't go over there.

1:27:30>> I'm on game.

1:27:31>> Well, I'll be having a vision game.

1:27:32Sorry.

1:27:33>> You already corny.

1:27:34>> How am I corny?

1:27:34>> You're just like lethal shooter.

1:27:36>> I'm mad because you don't have any

1:27:38shooter told me I'm not good. Listen, I

1:27:41could come to his gym. This guy ain't

1:27:44never hit me, bro.

1:27:45>> I thought I could come to your gym, bro.

1:27:46Chad Kim, would you have a voice? What

1:27:50the a voice for a voice actor?

1:27:52>> Everybody, they could feel what I'm

1:27:53saying.

1:27:54>> Everybody said the individuals. You

1:27:55don't have one, gang.

1:27:58>> Everybody can be a voice actor.

1:27:59>> No, they can't. Everybody know

1:28:02everybody can be an actor.

1:28:03>> What's his name, bro?

1:28:04>> YOU GOING TO COME TO MY MOTHER TALK

1:28:06ABOUT SOME HIGHER EDUCATION? You

1:28:09>> You would never know.

1:28:10>> PUT A FISH on his face. You You know

1:28:12that?

1:28:14>> You don't know that movie? Oh, Gravity

1:28:15Falls.

1:28:16>> Oh, girl, you don't know THAT MOVIE.

1:28:17Y'ALL DON'T KNOW THAT. OKAY, Y'ALL DON'T

1:28:19KNOW PRECIOUS. PRECIOUS, PICK UP THAT

1:28:20GODDAMN CHICKEN. YEAH, you don't. Okay,

1:28:22y'all don't know that.

1:28:23>> You do not sound like Monique. Go ahead.

1:28:24I didn't say I sound like Monique.

1:28:26>> I saw Bos,

1:28:30>> bro. Do we have another challenge? You

1:28:31shoot 50% over the freaking

1:28:33>> Now the next time I

1:28:34>> I don't even know what's happening. I'm

1:28:36literally dying, bro.

1:28:38>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my

1:28:39>> Yo, Chad, how long have we been standing

1:28:41for so long?

1:28:41>> Down one

1:28:42>> so far.

1:28:44Uh, squeeze.

1:28:44>> How long have we been staying?

1:28:45>> English or Spanish?

1:28:47>> English.

1:28:48>> Next move is

1:28:51>> I'm not working, but I'm bobbing.

1:28:54>> Tom Ford.

1:28:56>> Tom Ford.

1:28:58>> I know.

1:28:58>> Smile if you want.

1:28:59>> I JUST WANTED TO GET it over with.

1:29:02>> Where you stupid at?

1:29:03>> English or Spanish. Damian.

1:29:06>> That's English.

1:29:07>> Next person.

1:29:11>> Chaos [ __ ] Oh, what age did you know

1:29:12you was gay?

1:29:13>> What age did you know you was straight?

1:29:16>> I came about to cooch, you know.

1:29:17>> Okay. Yeah. Okay.

1:29:18>> So, you know you from the moment you was

1:29:20born,

1:29:20>> huh? No, I didn't say it like that. I'm

1:29:22just saying.

1:29:25>> I'm so mad at my toes like I'm

1:29:27irritated.

1:29:29>> Yeah, it's too pain.

1:29:31>> That's French.

1:29:32>> I knew I was straight. Transformers

1:29:34game.

1:29:35>> You knew you say I'm not going to lie.

1:29:37No. When I call my first stiffy, do

1:29:39y'all know what I call your first

1:29:41>> gamey? I call my first stiffy when I

1:29:44>> MEGAN FOX. SHE BOPPED up the hood on

1:29:45Bumblebee.

1:29:47>> Wait, so everybody So everybody like

1:29:50crushes like Megan Fox and all that.

1:29:52It's probably like Queen Elizabeth.

1:29:53>> No, I I think I was watching like

1:29:54>> Queen Elizabeth.

1:29:56>> What's your Who's your Who's your crush?

1:29:58>> Who's that?

1:29:59>> Why you was born in the BC or some

1:30:01>> You don't have a childhood crush?

1:30:03>> Really?

1:30:04>> Yeah. Man, that's the voice of a man

1:30:05who's in a relationship.

1:30:07>> When you was younger.

1:30:09>> Oh, wait. When? Wait. So, when you had a

1:30:10girlfriend, you y'all was married. Y was

1:30:12I mean, y'all was together for a year

1:30:13and then you boom and the kid happened

1:30:15or y'all was together for like a week

1:30:17and

1:30:17>> Were you born in Houston?

1:30:19>> Houston.

1:30:19>> Oh, me.

1:30:20>> Oh, Lord Jes.

1:30:23>> So, you trenches

1:30:25together with your girlfriend before

1:30:26y'all.

1:30:28>> Oh, I wasn't with her.

1:30:28>> MG

1:30:30tell where they at.

1:30:31>> Oh, y was together.

1:30:33>> Oh, damn. You

1:30:35>> huh?

1:30:36>> He's whing.

1:30:36>> And she was like, "I'm pregnant."

1:30:38>> Michigan.

1:30:39>> He said, "Uh,

1:30:40>> wait. Pontiac. Pontiac is in Michigan."

1:30:42>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pontiac is in Michigan.

1:30:44>> Pontiac Michigan.

1:30:45>> Really? Wait. So, how far are you from

1:30:47Flint? I think that's what

1:30:48>> Wait, but why would you let it be known

1:30:49as

1:30:50>> I I I remember donating all this thing.

1:30:51I remember putting water inside the

1:30:52U-Haul enough to donate them up. Flint

1:30:56still don't have water.

1:30:57>> Like over 30 years.

1:30:58>> Bring awareness to that.

1:31:00>> Bills are for president. Stop.

1:31:02>> You mean don't have water? Y'all don't

1:31:03love me as president.

1:31:06I'm making sure everybody

1:31:09was president this whole country.

1:31:12If I'm president

1:31:15existence of if I'm president,

1:31:18>> they cannot take a shower with the water

1:31:20that's coming out of the pipe. Two

1:31:23>> pipes got in their mouth.

1:31:25>> It's time to dance. Dance dance.

1:31:29>> I just about to do water.

1:31:31He ain't that

1:31:34not that

1:31:36like like Kell is literally talking. Why

1:31:38the Kell

1:31:40not?

1:31:41>> That's MGM gang. They grew up to know me

1:31:43and that's family right there.

1:31:44>> Are you pregnant?

1:31:46>> Do it look like I'm pregnant.

1:31:47>> Kell standing like jello. Good.

1:31:51>> Hey, that was the funniest comment I

1:31:52seen tonight.

1:31:52>> My name ring bells.

1:31:53>> Got you.

1:31:58Yo yo I'll give a sub if they spam wzo.

1:32:01Everybody who spam wo I'll give you a

1:32:04tier three SUB FOR 3 MONTHS. Let's do

1:32:06it.

1:32:06>> Come on. We got to sit down.

1:32:10>> Hold on. Listen. Now that I know you,

1:32:13>> we have to do something

1:32:17about

1:32:18how we just

1:32:22standing up.

1:32:25HE USED TO SAID ALL OF THEM THOUGH. You

1:32:27said where your mother all of them. Yo

1:32:29Kell was no. Yo Chad Kell lies on his

1:32:32mom now.

1:32:33>> Yo Chad, did he not just say everybody

1:32:35though? Kell, you're lying on my

1:32:38she said Elzo. Why?

1:32:40>> Yo, they're saying Kell told him to say

1:32:42Lizo and he going to give Ola VIP. Now

1:32:44they saying WZO.

1:32:46He's the 48. Don't ever lie on Mama

1:32:48again. Yo, bro. You just told me you're

1:32:50going to go to the bathroom to lie and

1:32:52take a [ __ ] the whole time you're

1:32:53drinking a rebel game.

1:32:54>> I never said that. I never said that in

1:32:56THE QURAN.

1:32:56>> YOU ASKED ME FOR A REBEL.

1:32:57>> Say in the Quran.

1:32:58>> Well, I did not say that.

1:33:01>> No, I did not say that.

1:33:02>> Nah, sit down with me.

1:33:03>> This is actually what I said. I said you

1:33:06said no. If I had the reboot, where

1:33:07would I drink it? YOU SAID DRINK IT. YOU

1:33:09SAID NO. YOU SAID IF YOU HAD THE RED,

1:33:11what are you doing? I said [ __ ]

1:33:1448.

1:33:15>> I didn't breathe.

1:33:17I didn't breathe. No, I did not.

1:33:19>> I didn't breathe. I did not stop breath.

1:33:21Breath check. Stop. That's not me.

1:33:24Check. That should have put you to

1:33:26breast. I didn't breathe.

1:33:30>> Bro, I'm so sorry, bro. I can't wait to

1:33:32check my phone, my messages. Like, I

1:33:33want to see if I

1:33:36>> Yo, how much I want to bet you

1:33:40>> when YOU CHECK YOUR PHONE CUZ THE FIRST

1:33:42THING EVERYBODY going to do is go either

1:33:44Twitter or Tik Tok. Is Kell not giving

1:33:47nobody

1:33:48>> and you not

1:33:50>> no clips come up after that?

1:33:52>> Come on stream.

1:33:54>> Smell his breath for no reason.

1:33:55>> Wait, let me see. Let me see. Let me

1:33:56see.

1:33:56>> Smell his breath cuz I need to get woken

1:33:58up. Let me see

1:33:59>> now. You smell his breath. Go

1:34:01>> kiss. Oh

1:34:03>> n his breath.

1:34:04>> No, it isn't. It smell like corn.

1:34:08You my mic.

1:34:09>> No. His was hot though. But your cool.

1:34:13Kill him. Kill him. KILL HIM.

1:34:15AIN'T NO TEST RAT.

1:34:16>> I'm not talking about

1:34:16>> you saying I'm scared. I had gum on my

1:34:18just without gum.

1:34:20>> I'm

1:34:22Please let us sit down, bro.

1:34:24>> All right, son. Let me do breath checks.

1:34:26>> Got yo, can we go on a walk?

1:34:29>> It smells like bacon.

1:34:30>> Gucci. We're going to do Gucci. You

1:34:32definitely got to go. But you don't like

1:34:33bacon.

1:34:34>> It does not smell like bacon. It's a do

1:34:39>> cuz I ate

1:34:42>> now you if it's bacon

1:34:45>> can it be beef or turkey please like a

1:34:47easy BAKE OVEN IN THERE

1:34:49>> YOU CAN'T PUT IT CLOSE TO YOUR MOUTH

1:34:50WHEN YOU SPRAY it

1:34:51>> a bowl

1:34:52>> bro it's bad for you is like

1:34:55>> always for the bowl cat I know that feel

1:34:58is like yo you just you

1:35:02now

1:35:03>> you Gucci that's what I'm Yeah,

1:35:05>> you like you just got high.

1:35:09>> You sprayed the tone in my eye.

1:35:11>> You face 20 your tone. I did not.

1:35:13>> You might as Come on, wardrobe. I ain't

1:35:16going to

1:35:16>> lie, bro. Yo, can I get some?

1:35:19>> Yo, can I can I go get some water? All

1:35:21that [ __ ]

1:35:22>> I need brushing on my I got a headache

1:35:24now. I got all different like temp.

1:35:26>> Can I go get some water?

1:35:27>> YO, CHAT, WHERE ARE Y'ALL WATCHING FROM?

1:35:29>> Oh my god, bro.

1:35:30>> Yo, I got a headache now. I can't even

1:35:33if I lay down.

1:35:34>> I know I'm not gonna lay down cuz what's

1:35:35the point? I can't go to sleep.

1:35:37>> Yeah, cuz it's dirt.

1:35:39>> How do you know? How do you know if a

1:35:40girl don't like you?

1:35:41>> It's my What's the like pushbody? Like

1:35:46>> when she keep Oh, I guess like when she

1:35:48ignoring you,

1:35:50>> I ain't going to lie. It's different for

1:35:51every girl if

1:35:53>> in Miami.

1:35:56>> Young Miami.

1:35:57>> I'm drinking rum in Red Bull. Australia.

1:36:01SHOUT OUT

1:36:05to New Zealand.

1:36:06>> Yo, your production call the phone, bro.

1:36:08>> Shout out to the South African.

1:36:11>> Stop. Call the phone, bro.

1:36:14>> I'm trying to do something. Oh. Oh,

1:36:19>> THAT

1:36:21PUSHING PUSHING.

1:36:24I GOT TO say this.

1:36:26>> THAT [ __ ]

1:36:30DOWN. I WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN. NO, YOU

1:36:32SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. OH GOD, I WOULD SIT

1:36:35DOWN. OH GOD, I DIDN'T SIT DOWN. SIT

1:36:37DOWN. I DIDN'T PRESS.

1:36:40>> NO, HE DIDN'T FULLY SIT DOWN. BUT he was

1:36:41leaning THEN YOU DID THAT. WHAT?

1:36:43>> YOU WERE LEANING ON IT. THEN YOU DID

1:36:44THAT, GANG.

1:36:44>> OH MY GOD. I WAS LEANING

1:36:46>> PRODUCTION. LEAN ON IT. NOW you you lean

1:36:49on that. Leaning on what? I

1:36:52>> wa na

1:36:55b down so he couldn't push. So that

1:36:57means I did SOMEBODY

1:37:05on [ __ ]

1:37:06>> Put the gloves on right now. Whoever

1:37:09lose get eliminated. Let's do it.

1:37:11>> What's up?

1:37:12>> I never put your cousin.

1:37:13>> What's up YouTube? It's your boy Suburb

1:37:15baby. I'm with Mighty Totti. Yo yo

1:37:19>> who's spraying her on THAT

1:37:25bill

1:37:27up.

1:37:27>> Oh my at 9.

1:37:29>> Dad, do y'all think I'm going to put you

1:37:30at home doing this time or yo T?

1:37:34>> What's the worst time I doing in 24

1:37:35hours? Like that 10:00 a.m. 11:00 a.m.

1:37:37when we in my room

1:37:40>> getting drunk by the

1:37:41>> Yo, it's crazy cuz that is one of them.

1:37:43Are you getting drunk? I'm in your 24

1:37:46hours.

1:37:46>> I'm not going to lie. You be thinking

1:37:47those like those is like really those

1:37:50are segments though like

1:37:57did you take naps or nose bro?

1:37:59>> You ain't taking like no nap. I'm just

1:38:00loud. All right. But

1:38:02>> no I know you went to sleep but I'm

1:38:03saying like did you take naps during the

1:38:04day? Who just farted?

1:38:06>> I wish every time I see y take a nap

1:38:08that pay me.

1:38:10>> I took a 30 minute nap at um stream. I'm

1:38:12never doing a super I would never again.

1:38:14>> You wasn't even cherishing the sleep

1:38:16though.

1:38:17>> Yeah, we was on some f bro

1:38:20so unhealthy though.

1:38:21>> We was on some Friday though,

1:38:23>> bro. We What's up? It was down times 12.

1:38:25>> But nobody was getting sleep.

1:38:27>> If we had got proper sleep, it would

1:38:29have felt bad.

1:38:30>> Bro, what's the word?

1:38:32Chad, we got proper sleeping mafia

1:38:33thongs.

1:38:34>> All right, so look, this how we cut it

1:38:35down. It's all just rock, paper,

1:38:36scissors, shoot. If you lose, sit down.

1:38:39>> Bet.

1:38:40>> No. Hell no.

1:38:41>> But if you win, you

1:38:43>> No. Not doing that.

1:38:44>> Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.

1:38:46>> No.

1:38:47>> You lose, you sit down. Come on.

1:38:49>> I'm saying that's the 48.

1:38:51>> That's the 48.

1:38:53>> That [ __ ] going to have to carry me

1:38:54out. Wait. No.

1:38:55>> I need my sponsor.

1:38:57or whatever you

1:39:02>> chat.

1:39:02>> No,

1:39:04I'm talking about what the prize is.

1:39:07$30,000 cash 30k cash.

1:39:10>> I'm good on the screen.

1:39:13What you wiping off my spit? I don't

1:39:15give

1:39:16>> out of it. But I ain't going to lie.

1:39:18This my soul is going. It's just the

1:39:21endo.

1:39:21>> Hey Dyla, what's it like? Welcome.

1:39:24>> What's that feeling?

1:39:24>> Yo, no pork.

1:39:27in front of me just sleeping.

1:39:32>> You got to sing it.

1:39:35>> New York City. I'm thousand miles away.

1:39:39You look so pity didn't even

1:39:43know you know you know my massage like

1:39:46the

1:39:49>> good I don't like your touch

1:39:53like you see

1:39:56I lose my

1:40:01>> wait what was your favorite Disney show

1:40:03>> Icon

1:40:06>> what if this was

1:40:07>> I was Nickelode

1:40:09I was all day.

1:40:10>> Jesse,

1:40:10>> what if this challenge last leave this

1:40:12crib for 100 mil?

1:40:15>> Bro, 100 mil.

1:40:16>> Y'all are losing.

1:40:17>> Girl, I'm sleeping all day.

1:40:18>> What if this last leave this crib get

1:40:20100 mil?

1:40:20>> How long will you stay here?

1:40:21>> How long you stay here?

1:40:22>> I'm never I I'll live here

1:40:23>> forever. With no phone.

1:40:24>> Wait,

1:40:25>> no phone.

1:40:26>> And C's here with me. That's all the

1:40:28entertainment I need.

1:40:28>> No, I'm leaving.

1:40:29>> I'll live here. I ain't going to lie. I

1:40:30can't.

1:40:30>> Oh, wait. I found that.

1:40:31>> I'll live here.

1:40:32>> What if I go like this?

1:40:33>> 100 mil 100 million. Nobody's ever

1:40:36leaving this.

1:40:37>> I'll dead ass live here now. No phone is

1:40:39crazy.

1:40:39>> Yo, to an idea was like last one to

1:40:42leave the chat might be. What the

1:40:44>> last one to leave the chat?

1:40:46>> What?

1:40:47>> Last one to leave the chat with an

1:40:49actual system to see.

1:40:50>> We elusive, bro.

1:40:52>> We all asleep right now.

1:40:53>> No, hold on. Hold on. Let's be creative

1:40:54real quick. Okay.

1:40:55>> Last one to leave. Our idea was last to

1:40:58leave the chat with a program that scans

1:41:00people

1:41:01>> who like

1:41:03didn't like open the chat for like a

1:41:06certain time frame. If you join, you

1:41:08stay and claim your spot.

1:41:09>> Yeah.

1:41:09>> The last to leave wins.

1:41:11>> Bro, they put on you mean last. Do you

1:41:14mean last?

1:41:17>> Excuse me, ladies. Sorry.

1:41:18>> Somebody spraying someies.

1:41:20>> Y spraying

1:41:22ladies.

1:41:23>> What the N that's so crazy.

1:41:27>> Y'all do ask about

1:41:29>> done.

1:41:30>> But this man sweet, bro.

1:41:33Bro, how we are still sh

1:41:36Come on.

1:41:39>> Can you see

1:41:42>> by the dawn early

1:41:44>> by the dawn?

1:41:45>> So if I sit out loud and we all out.

1:41:47>> Wait, can we all sing the pledge of

1:41:49allegiance?

1:41:50>> Oh, say can you see

1:42:00>> what's so bright? Excuse me.

1:42:03>> Excuse me.

1:42:05>> I'm not going to keep saying excuse me

1:42:07>> wardrobe. I don't got all the room in

1:42:08the world.

1:42:14>> Nah,

1:42:15>> bro. I like you look just like the

1:42:16lizard from Monsters Inc. Like how he

1:42:18think

1:42:18>> I hear him out here. I don't care.

1:42:21>> You already is following me. Take his

1:42:23watch.

1:42:23>> Yo, I'm looking. I just

1:42:33>> wait. You think I can do the a pledge

1:42:35allegiance with a football?

1:42:36>> Oh no.

1:42:37>> All right. All right. Football field.

1:42:38Okay.

1:42:39>> Do a pledge of allegiance. Go.

1:42:40>> WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING?

1:42:42>> YOU WANT TO TRY ON THE WORST?

1:42:44>> NO. You got it wrong. You got it wrong.

1:42:46You got it wrong. You got it wrong. You

1:42:47got it wrong. You got it wrong.

1:42:48>> Wait, wait, wait. I need to

1:42:50>> Oh, say can you see

1:42:57>> by the dawn?

1:43:02>> Oh, you broke ass up.

1:43:06>> N production. Y'all are falling. It's no

1:43:10way this is a part of the bit game.

1:43:12>> YO, PRODUCTION. WHAT WE DOING? AND THE

1:43:14ROCK

1:43:18you give me one of these girlies

1:43:23in a bag.

1:43:26>> Call that phone.

1:43:29>> Hold on. Wait.

1:43:32>> Trying to push me in the bed.

1:43:38>> YO,

1:43:40>> HE PUSHED ME and I did it. I I didn't

1:43:42even go. He pushed me.

1:43:43>> That was not an open push. That was a

1:43:44push.

1:43:44>> Did he push you? He pushed me. Oh god.

1:43:46>> Why the do you push him?

1:43:48>> He got push.

1:43:49>> He push you.

1:43:49>> He push but we can literally push each

1:43:52other in bed. Like you cannot do that.

1:43:53>> No, I don't know. Y like pushing.

1:43:56>> I AIN'T GOING TO LIE THOUGH. THEY SAYING

1:43:57GG.

1:43:58>> He push me.

1:43:58>> It's a GG.

1:43:59>> GG. You push me.

1:44:00>> He made this against push me first. He

1:44:03pushed me first. I push the elimin.

1:44:04>> That's only fair though. That's

1:44:07>> first

1:44:09down. I used to be ON THE BASKETBALL

1:44:10COURT. BOOM. HE'S GOING to he's going

1:44:13through the wall.

1:44:16>> What the

1:44:17>> wait?

1:44:17>> Yeah. Water production not going.

1:44:19>> If I do this,

1:44:20>> stop.

1:44:21>> I don't want no breakfast.

1:44:22>> All right, let's do two flinching and

1:44:24two flinching.

1:44:25>> No. If I do this,

1:44:26>> you're pushing your weight onto a wall.

1:44:29>> Two flinching. And if also if you

1:44:30flinch, [ __ ] swipe your neck.

1:44:32>> Two flinching

1:44:33>> like this. Look. So like that.

1:44:35>> Anything I do, you flinch. Even two

1:44:36punches or I swipe your neck.

1:44:41You try to make somebody flinch though.

1:44:42>> But I still got to attempt.

1:44:44>> Yeah, but

1:44:50now he likes me to go my nose.

1:44:55>> Why you like this? Why?

1:44:59>> No. Nah, you're a cheater.

1:45:02>> Just punch me.

1:45:03>> Why the are we still It's We've been

1:45:05standing up for literally 40 minutes,

1:45:07bro.

1:45:07>> We're trolling,

1:45:08>> man. Man, I thought about we should go

1:45:10on a little more walk. Please,

1:45:11>> I look good.

1:45:12>> Okay, guys.

1:45:15>> I got some news.

1:45:16>> What's the news, Dad?

1:45:18>> The news is

1:45:22>> You smell like Oh, my [ __ ] You smell

1:45:25good.

1:45:27>> Oh, cut. If you touch me, I swap my

1:45:32>> That don't count. That don't count. That

1:45:34don't count. That don't count. That

1:45:35don't count. That don't count. That

1:45:35don't count. Why you don't count?

1:45:36>> You backing up. How much you weigh?

1:45:38>> Like 90.

1:45:39>> What the? You 90 lbs?

1:45:41>> Yeah.

1:45:41>> No, you don't.

1:45:42>> Bro, you got to get your weight up.

1:45:43>> I eat.

1:45:44>> There's no way you weigh 90.

1:45:45>> I do. I do weigh 90.

1:45:46>> I'm like 16.

1:45:47>> Nah,

1:45:48>> duh. Look at boogie. It was doing like

1:45:50this.

1:45:50>> I'm skinny.

1:45:53That's how you argue.

1:45:55>> Yo, what am I dead?

1:45:57We got to fight.

1:45:58>> What you was going to say?

1:46:00>> Like my massage.

1:46:01>> Yo, move away. Like this. What you going

1:46:04to say? Like

1:46:06>> you was talking to this like

1:46:10sleep, man. Hey girl, you know I'm

1:46:12crazy. Stop paying my ass.

1:46:13>> I'm so

1:46:16>> Why would you stand up for this long?

1:46:22who stand up this long

1:46:26bro think he know what he doing

1:46:29>> bro you can't

1:46:30>> your lips about

1:46:31>> you about to scratch it with your nail

1:46:33you

1:46:33>> flinch bro

1:46:38>> wait what were you going to say

1:46:40>> oh

1:46:41>> oh yeah all right I got some

1:46:46>> I got some news

1:46:47>> ah

1:46:48I got some news, bro.

1:46:49>> Let me know if we got to grab him.

1:46:53>> How you grab him?

1:46:54>> I got some bad news.

1:46:56>> Only bad. Come on.

1:46:58>> Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.

1:47:02>> The challenge

1:47:04is over.

1:47:07Our team lost.

1:47:10Oo.

1:47:11>> So that means great team won.

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