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ИЗМЕНА РЖАКА😂 #смешно #прикол #рек #ржака #смех #топ #измена #тренды #лол #мем #любовь #врек #жиза

Ян Соболев · 294 words · 2 min read

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0:00Look , I went to the pool , swam for one

0:02day , and came back home .

0:04Uh-huh .

0:05But I didn't become a swimmer .

0:07Well , yeah .

0:08I am not a swimmer .

0:08You are not a swimmer .

0:09My faucet broke at home . I fixed it

0:13somehow , but I didn't become a plumber .

0:16Well , you couldn't have become a

0:17plumber .

0:18I couldn't have . Why then , if I cheated

0:21once , am I immediately a cheater ?

0:24Hmm .

0:26That's not how it works in life . I mean

0:28, if I do something methodically for a

0:31long time , say , 2-3 years , and I do it

0:34two or three times a day , well , let's

0:36say , I cheat ,

0:37then , sure , after 2 years you can say

0:39to me , " Are you a cheater ? " Fine , why

0:42am I suddenly one now ? I did it once : "

0:45You're a cheater . " No. Well , yeah , by

0:48your logic , you're right , I suppose .

0:51Well , the only thing that's strange in

0:54this situation is that if a woman goes

0:56swimming once , she's immediately a

0:59swimmer .

0:59Yes . Why is that ? Listen , she's a

1:02swimmer right away , right ? Because ,

1:03look , because the female body is many

1:06times more perfect than the male one .

1:09We know that perfectly well . I mean ,

1:11they're wiser than us , they mature

1:13earlier , and they live longer ,

1:15right ? I get it . Well , yeah , then

1:17you're definitely right , I guess .

1:19Well , of course .

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