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0:00looking at my screen. Okay, no [ __ ]

0:02cheating.

0:02>> I have I have it put down. I can't see

0:04it.

0:05>> You know what? I will I will pop out the

0:07chat and I will minimize your screen.

0:10>> I was more talking to Cory.

0:11>> You can do that.

0:12>> Okay. I was more talking to Cory.

0:13[laughter]

0:14No looking at my screen. Cory,

0:15>> what the [ __ ] What do you mean?

0:18>> What do I What do I mean? What do I

0:20mean?

0:20>> Slander. [laughter]

0:23>> You know what I mean? You little screen

0:25watcher. You.

0:27>> This guy. I grew up with this guy.

0:29[laughter] All right. He's the kind of

0:31guy that gets mad at you for like, you

0:33know, gets verbally mad at you for

0:35looking at his screen. Meanwhile, he's

0:37the one that's directly looking at yours

0:39[laughter]

0:40on the TV.

0:42>> Did the do as I say, not as I do kind of

0:44guy. Huh? [laughter]

0:46>> Look, it's like,

0:47>> no, I'm not looking at your screen.

0:49>> Look, just because I was better at it

0:51than you [laughter] were.

0:55>> You know how I knew you were looking at

0:56my screen? Cuz I was looking at yours.

0:58>> [laughter]

0:59>> Yeah, that's well, you know, uh

1:05[ __ ] funny.

1:05>> Take that.

1:07>> I love the color yellow. There we go.

1:09We're going blue. Shout out to all those

1:12uh video games you play where they make

1:13you pay $5 just for a blue skin.

1:16>> Okay, so if you don't know what Uno is,

1:18basically the goal is to get rid of your

1:20entire hand.

1:21>> Well, when you're on your your very last

1:23card, you have to say Uno, and if you

1:25don't, then they can call you out.

1:28Right.

1:29>> And then you have to draw a bunch. So

1:31the goal is to win obviously. But

1:34>> fire, what color would you like? What

1:36color, fire?

1:37>> Uh, choose either green or yellow. I

1:39like the top half of that circle.

1:41>> I shot the blue.

1:42>> Right out the [laughter] blue.

1:48>> Oh god, that is unfortunate.

1:50>> Ah, let's go blue.

1:52>> Hey, what's up, though?

1:54>> That's only bad for Cory, I guess. Like

1:56I said, green or yellow.

2:00>> Uh, well,

2:03I have a challenge button. What does

2:05challenge mean?

2:05>> That mean Oh, no. You failed. [laughter]

2:09>> Six. Wait, what? What the [ __ ] is So, if

2:12you So, if you make someone draw, right,

2:15and you and you select a color, you're

2:17basically saying you want to change it

2:19to that color because you have that

2:20color. And if they challenge you and you

2:23don't have that color, then uh

2:27I think they have to go somewhere.

2:30>> There are four of us on screen. Let's go

2:31with the number four. I don't know.

2:33>> Hey,

2:35>> what's this? Do

2:37[laughter]

2:37>> skip this [ __ ]

2:40>> Oh, dude. That's That's

2:42>> Oh, that's what it was. It was a skip

2:43turn.

2:44>> That was mine. [laughter]

2:45>> That's crazy.

2:46>> That's crazy.

2:47>> He has three cuts. What the [ __ ] Okay,

2:49dude. [laughter]

2:51>> What do you mean? What? This little

2:53sneaky bastard just like sneaking

2:55through us. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

2:56[laughter] We can't do that.

2:57>> Say nothing.

2:58>> Exactly. You didn't say nothing. You

3:00were trying to sneak a win through.

3:01Change it to green. Change it to green.

3:03[laughter]

3:04>> Change it to green.

3:07>> All right. Here we go. [clears throat]

3:08[laughter]

3:09[snorts]

3:10>> That's crazy.

3:11>> He's going to have to pick up, too.

3:12>> That's crazy.

3:13>> There we go. There we go.

3:14>> Listen, I'm just going to say I got a

3:16pretty powerful card right now. I just

3:18drew I drew two of them, actually.

3:21Ah, why you flipping it around?

3:23[laughter]

3:23>> Wow.

3:23>> Oh, we flipping.

3:26>> God damn it, dude.

3:27>> That's crazy.

3:28[laughter]

3:30>> Uh, we're just going to put that down

3:32right there.

3:34>> Damn. I hate when they pop out chat, it

3:36goes back to like

3:37>> top chat.

3:38>> Yeah.

3:39>> Yeah. I can't stand that. I've been

3:41watching a lot of Twitch recently, and

3:43I'm not going to lie, it's actually

3:44crazy how much easier it is. Let's just

3:46do

3:46>> their Their UI is uh

3:48>> is better. heaps better. [laughter] It

3:51really is.

3:54>> Yeah. It's just so hard to break into

3:56Twitch, dude. Like, you just have to get

3:58>> really lucky. Like, there's a reason

3:59that a shitload of people bought, you

4:01know?

4:02>> Yeah.

4:03>> [ __ ]

4:05>> It was my only option. What do you want?

4:09>> Wow.

4:10>> We don't We don't have combos turned on.

4:12God damn it, dude. He has two cards, by

4:14the way. He has two cards.

4:17>> Yeah. My resources are just dwindling,

4:19man. Come on.

4:20>> And he's about to win. He's about to

4:22win,

4:23>> dude. How about you shut up? Just draw

4:25two more. Shut [laughter]

4:26>> [ __ ] hell, dude.

4:29>> I've been spending on both. Send it

4:31back. Send it back. Send it back. Send

4:34it back.

4:35>> I can't I can't do [ __ ] man. I've got

4:36no yellow.

4:37>> God damn it. F. You got to make him draw

4:39something, bro. You got to make him do

4:41You got to do something. Nah. [ __ ]

4:42hell, dude.

4:44He did not win the first [ __ ] game

4:46that quick. There's no way.

4:47>> No, I did not. I did not. [laughter]

4:49>> [ __ ] me, dude.

4:51>> How do I just Oh, yeah. I got

4:53>> [ __ ] me, dude. That That [ __ ]

4:56>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

4:58>> It would have been funny if I won

4:59already. [laughter]

5:00>> That quick, bro. I'd just be like, "No,

5:02I'm good."

5:05[laughter]

5:07>> Wait, fire's also got two cards. What

5:09the [ __ ] going on here?

5:11>> You guys just suck at this game. What do

5:13you want? [laughter] All right. So, I

5:15>> doing over there.

5:16>> I may be a little in a bad situation.

5:20>> Okay. We're just We're just making our

5:22way downtown. Okay.

5:24>> Walking fast.

5:25>> Yep. The face is passed.

5:27>> I literally can't do anything. I'm

5:29clicking on like every card. Oh, I can

5:31play that. There we go.

5:32>> Oh, wow. [laughter]

5:33>> You know what? That's actually a good

5:34play. That's a good play. That was a

5:36good play.

5:37>> Once again, I don't have a yellow.

5:39>> Didn't you change it to yellow?

5:41>> Yeah. Yeah.

5:42That's because I have three cards. Two

5:44of them are yellow.

5:45>> All right. Okay. Well, I mean, I don't

5:47have I don't have yellow either. So,

5:50>> [ __ ]

5:51>> Uh [laughter]

5:51has raged a little bit. Not a lot.

5:54>> RAGED AT ALL. I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.

5:56>> Pretty loud. You've been pretty loud.

5:59>> You had a good sleep, bud.

6:01>> It was, you know, it was okay. It was an

6:03okay sleep. You know,

6:05>> you have any blue? Blue might be better.

6:07>> A [laughter] plus six. I'll take I'll

6:11take it. I'll take it.

6:13>> Challenge is the worst, man.

6:15>> It really is.

6:16>> All right, let's just It's just a nice

6:19wholesome game. Oh, thank God for that.

6:21>> Reverse.

6:22>> Yeah, [laughter]

6:24>> the rage counter is at 75. It's getting

6:26there. Uh,

6:27>> it's not there.

6:29>> Originally, this channel had two people

6:31on it. So, let's go back to the number

6:33two. Let's enjoy that for a minute.

6:35>> Oh god.

6:35>> Wow.

6:36>> I can challenge Uno. What the [ __ ]

6:38>> Yeah, he didn't. You have to click the

6:40Uno. clicked it.

6:41>> He didn't. [laughter]

6:44>> Got you, [ __ ]

6:47>> What the [ __ ]

6:47>> If you don't play by the rules of the

6:49game, you got to pick up. So, you got to

6:50hit that Uno quick

6:52>> apparently. Yeah.

6:54>> Yep.

6:56>> Yeah. Well, gaming channel, it's the

6:58squad channel.

7:00>> It's the squad.

7:00>> Why are you like this?

7:02>> That's so brutal.

7:02>> Who made you this way?

7:04>> You know, I'll take the resources. I'm

7:05looking a little light. Thank you.

7:07[laughter]

7:10Dude, you know what I don't like about

7:12this Ubisoft thing? You can't turn off

7:14the [ __ ] uh overlay either.

7:16>> Yeah.

7:18>> Uno button before.

7:20>> Yeah. [clears throat]

7:21>> Okay. We need someone someone needs to

7:24do something to him. Oh god.

7:26>> If No, please tell me it's not green.

7:30>> Oh, thank [ __ ] for that. Okay. Oh,

7:32[laughter] thank [ __ ] for that.

7:34>> Unfortunate.

7:35>> God damn it.

7:37Shout out to the squad channel freedom.

7:40Oh my god. Wow.

7:44Wow. Uh, unfortunately I don't have a

7:47zero, so I'm going to just going to draw

7:48a card. Wow. Yo, all over again,

7:51[laughter]

7:54>> dude. As soon as as soon as we get into

7:56the swing of this,

7:58>> it's going to it's going to start

8:00getting uh more competitive.

8:01>> You know what? No. No. Fire. I insist.

8:04Your turn. Thank you. Oh, [ __ ] [sighs]

8:06>> Ah, the vine.

8:09>> Damn it.

8:09>> Oh, [ __ ] [laughter]

8:13>> What What color was it that he had to

8:14keep drawing on?

8:15>> Let's pray that he doesn't have red.

8:17Let's pray that he doesn't [laughter]

8:18have red. He just won, didn't he? He

8:20just [ __ ] won, didn't he?

8:22>> He just won, didn't he? Oh, thank

8:23Christ.

8:24>> No.

8:24>> Okay. [laughter]

8:29Oh, man.

8:30>> We love the number eight.

8:31>> Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

8:34wait. He's got an uno now.

8:37>> Does anybody have I don't know what

8:38you're talking about.

8:39>> Hold up.

8:40>> Does anybody have a reverse?

8:41>> I'm fine. I'm totally fine.

8:43>> I do.

8:44>> I do. But it's yellow.

8:45>> Damn.

8:47>> All right. Keep it on red. Please.

8:48Please keep it on red.

8:50>> Please keep it on red.

8:52>> Literally playing every other card.

8:54Can't can't change it. [laughter]

8:56>> Keep it on red.

9:00[laughter]

9:02>> But what do I have? That is the

9:04Psychology [ __ ]

9:05>> bro. What do you mean I can't use a

9:06sticks? It's an upside down [ __ ] not

9:08Oh. [laughter]

9:10>> Oh my god.

9:12>> No, they have very distinct [ __ ] dude.

9:15Okay.

9:17>> Son of a [ __ ] Okay. All right. All

9:19right. All right. Oo. Okay. Okay. No, we

9:22we can we can make something happen with

9:24this. [laughter]

9:26>> I cannot make something happen with

9:27that.

9:27>> What is with all this red?

9:30>> I'm getting rid of literally every red

9:32card that I've got. [laughter]

9:34Great.

9:37>> There we go. More red.

9:40>> OH MY GOD.

9:42>> [ __ ] sake.

9:44>> Son of a [ __ ]

9:46>> Oh my god. [laughter]

9:50>> Fine. Let's change it. Do you want green

9:52or blue?

9:53>> Green.

9:54>> Yes. [laughter]

9:55>> You want green?

9:56>> Blue.

9:56>> All right.

9:57>> Damn it. I didn't WANT GREEN.

9:59>> BUT JOKES'S ON YOU. I

10:00>> THERE YOU GO.

10:01>> OH [laughter] MY GOD. It's almost like I

10:04do too.

10:07>> Uh,

10:08>> dude, I if if I somehow lose this, dude,

10:11I'm going to be pissed. I got this in

10:13the bag. Okay. [laughter]

10:16Okay. All right. Here we go.

10:23Uhoh.

10:25Wow. Uh oh.

10:27>> That's crazy. [laughter]

10:29That's crazy.

10:31>> All right.

10:34Oh, the soundtrack.

10:35>> I had to draw a lot of cards, though.

10:36So, what do I have left? That's the real

10:38question.

10:40>> Yeah, that is the real question.

10:44>> Well, boys,

10:44>> Cory's got a new no as well.

10:45>> It's been fun, MOTHER. [laughter]

10:50>> I just got an achievement. Complete the

10:52first round of Uno. Let's go.

10:57>> It ain't easy being cheesy.

11:00You look like you eat a lot of cheese.

11:02>> What the [laughter]

11:04>> That's so rude.

11:05>> Why would you say that? That's so mean.

11:08[laughter]

11:08>> You said You said it's not easy being

11:10cheesy, bro. You look like dude,

11:13>> dude. That That's so hurtful, bro.

11:15That's so hurtful. [laughter]

11:17>> Oh man.

11:18>> I want you to know you still owe me five

11:20IUs, so I don't care.

11:22>> I don't know if I do. Okay. I don't

11:23think I do anymore. I really don't

11:25believe I do.

11:26>> You're just pretending that they don't

11:27exist. I mean, I feel like you

11:30fabricated four of them, you know? Like,

11:32I remember giving you one IU and then I

11:34[laughter] I gave it back, you know?

11:37>> That's so crazy.

11:38>> Okay, I think I need to change the uh

11:40the rules. I need to change the rules so

11:42we can combo off those things. I think

11:44you can do that.

11:46>> Isn't there like a I've seen clips of

11:48this game where somebody doesn't have a

11:49card and it keeps drawing until they get

11:50a card.

11:51>> Yeah, that's what uh Yeah, I think I

11:53need to I think I need to have a look at

11:54the rules after this one.

11:56We're going to have a look at the rules

11:58and see if we can make them more fun.

12:00>> He owes me five cinema.

12:02>> I do not owe you

12:04>> I don't owe you that many. Okay,

12:08>> you owe me five.

12:11>> You know what? Let's make this

12:12interesting. If somebody uh just drops a

12:15just activates the TTS of $5 or higher,

12:18they can select a person and that person

12:21has to reveal what color to they have in

12:23their hand. one color to the rest of the

12:27rest of

12:27>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

12:29>> All right. I like that.

12:31>> So then if [clears throat] someone's

12:32sitting on an Uno, someone drops a

12:34little fives, it's got to tell everybody

12:36what he's got.

12:39>> Like zero switching cards all players.

12:44>> Yeah, there's there's like rules you can

12:46uh apply where you can combo the draw

12:48cards to make it go up and up and up and

12:50up and up and up and up and up. We

12:52should

12:52>> It gets crazy. Yeah,

12:55>> I'm going to be honest. I'm feeling

12:56pretty good. This is my color of the

12:58squad. Yellow, by the way. Well, that's

13:00just [ __ ] rude. [laughter]

13:03>> Immediately changes.

13:04>> That's crazy.

13:06>> Yeah, blue. Let's go.

13:10>> Rasctoff getting blue.

13:13>> You know what, [laughter]

13:16bro?

13:18>> This is what I mean when I say he Oh my

13:20god, [laughter]

13:21dude. I don't have green.

13:23Son of a [ __ ]

13:24>> Uh,

13:28[laughter]

13:31>> listen, Alex. This is only the

13:32beginning. We're just having fun, you

13:34know? We got that. That That'll come

13:35later.

13:36>> That'll come later.

13:38>> Wait, wait. Let's change the rules. We

13:40can eat, you know, snack pickup.

13:43>> Oh,

13:45whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

13:46whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

13:48whoa, whoa, whoa. I put cold [laughter]

13:50super chatted $5. Ras is the type of guy

13:54who say I'll get back to you five IUs

13:57later.

13:59>> Also, Rastoff has all reds on his deck.

14:02>> That's not true. Okay, that is not true.

14:06>> I I I do [laughter] have I you know

14:08what? Because he dropped the five and

14:09said my name. Uh I will say that I have

14:12to I do have some son of a [ __ ]

14:15>> I don't remember why I named you that,

14:17but yeah. I don't remember that either.

14:20>> I nickname all my friends. Cory is

14:23literally named dad and fire is

14:25literally Uncle Fuego.

14:26>> Dude, just comes [laughter] out with a

14:27skip off the rip. That's crazy.

14:30>> Wow.

14:30>> Brutal.

14:31>> That's a That's a That's a long day,

14:33dude. That That's the longest day.

14:38>> I love how now it's gotten quiet. All

14:40right, it's like focus mode,

14:41>> right? [laughter]

14:42>> Got to lock in, man.

14:45>> He's got one win under his belt. He

14:47wants to get more.

14:50[laughter]

14:50>> I was literally like feeding chips or

14:53coin chips rather.

14:54>> Okay. I did not think it would make me

14:56draw that many cards cuz I had an

14:58[laughter] answer. I had I had something

15:00for that I could have put.

15:01>> They're so [ __ ] funny, dude.

15:03[laughter]

15:04>> I forgot it was going to make me keep

15:06drawing.

15:07>> Damn.

15:08>> Ouch. All right. All right. Fine. Fine.

15:10Fine. [laughter]

15:12>> Why are you skipping me so much, man?

15:14Holy crap.

15:17It's okay. [ __ ] off. [laughter]

15:21>> It's okay. It's okay.

15:23>> Yeah, it [laughter] is.

15:24>> Oh, you

15:26>> It is okay. It is okay.

15:29>> Yeah.

15:29>> That's so [laughter] funny. Oh, [ __ ]

15:32>> No,

15:33>> let's call Uncle Fuego for doing a

15:35stream on the squad.

15:36>> Wait, wait.

15:38>> Wait. Oh, no. That's going to be funny.

15:40>> Can I reverse it? [laughter]

15:44>> Oh, dude. [ __ ] it. Challenge.

15:48>> OH, HE GOT HIM. THAT'S CRAZY.

15:50>> OH, NICE.

15:52>> OH, YEAH.

15:53>> Hell yeah.

15:54>> Okay, fine. You have to select the color

15:56that you have, otherwise he could

15:57challenge you.

15:59>> I did.

16:00>> Wait, that

16:02Oh, wait. Now, how does that make sense

16:04then?

16:05>> I don't want to select the color I don't

16:08have. [laughter]

16:08>> Maybe it's You have to select the color

16:10you don't have. I don't know.

16:12>> Oh, man.

16:12>> Why would you select a color you don't

16:14have? How the [ __ ] does challenge work?

16:15I thought it worked differently. Are we

16:17dumb? We might be dumb.

16:20>> Good child.

16:20>> Anyone in the chat, someone help us out.

16:23>> Yeah. Oh. Whoa. Whoa.

16:25>> Switch his hands.

16:26>> Oh [ __ ]

16:27>> What the hell just happened, dude?

16:30>> That's [laughter]

16:30my hand.

16:31>> That's [ __ ] brutal, dude.

16:32>> Had like no cards.

16:34>> Okay.

16:35>> I gave you a lot of reds.

16:37>> This is a long [ __ ] day, dude. Uh,

16:39I'm going to go this way.

16:42>> Yeah. [laughter]

16:44That's crazy.

16:44>> How do you do that?

16:47>> So zero so zero switch the [ __ ] hands

16:51around. Sevens you can choose to swap a

16:53hand with somebody.

16:55>> Interesting.

16:56>> Yep.

16:57>> Okay.

16:57>> I'm I I'm learning this literally right

16:59now. I [laughter] did not

17:02>> That's what 70 is.

17:03>> I didn't know what that rule did. So

17:05yeah. Wait, I just

17:06>> Hey, Octaling. How's my friend

17:08Octalling?

17:10>> Fire. Why did you have so many skips in

17:12your hand? Like [laughter]

17:14>> the amount of skips you had is crazy.

17:16>> That is That is kind of wild.

17:18That is kind of wild. Oh my god, dude.

17:21That's crazy.

17:22>> That's crazy. My dad just walked me in

17:24my room without dinner. That's

17:25[laughter] crazy.

17:27>> Oh, this motherfucker's got Uno.

17:32>> Uh, if we can make it uh yellow or make

17:35it red.

17:36>> Okay, I can uh stop [laughter] him from

17:38Yeah, Cory wants all the red. No.

17:42Wait. Uh, Uno. Hey,

17:46>> what's up, Mooch?

17:48I was about to

17:49>> What the [ __ ] dude? What the [laughter]

17:51[ __ ]

17:53My god.

17:56>> Good to see you, Mooch.

17:57>> That's so brutal.

18:00[laughter]

18:01Oh, no.

18:06Wh Why would I call

18:08>> Why would Why would you [laughter] play

18:10a sip? I mean, you could swap, I

18:12suppose.

18:14[ __ ] [laughter]

18:17>> Uh, I was doing so good. [laughter]

18:20>> This This is a This is a long day, bro.

18:22This is a long day.

18:26>> A

18:27>> dude dude called Uno. He's just drawing

18:29forever. That's [laughter] a That's

18:30[ __ ] hilarious.

18:32>> That's a long day.

18:33>> That's the longest day.

18:34>> That's a long day.

18:36>> Oh [ __ ] If if he

18:38>> does anybody know what color he has at

18:40[laughter] this point,

18:45>> please don't have yellow.

18:47>> No. [screaming]

18:48>> Yeah, [laughter]

18:51>> that was my last card.

18:55>> Seven and0 [laughter]

18:57like that rule.

18:59>> That's a wild ass rule.

19:01>> Yeah, we might take that one off. I

19:03don't know.

19:06>> [laughter]

19:07>> right off the bat.

19:08>> Okay,

19:10>> that's so [ __ ] funny, dude.

19:15>> Oh my god.

19:16>> What? Oh my god. You keep drawing. Oh, I

19:19see.

19:21>> That sucks.

19:22>> Oh, that's that's not that's not okay.

19:25>> Oh, [laughter] that's a nice hand you

19:26had there.

19:27>> I know it was a nice hand. I'mma turn

19:29this rule off. [laughter]

19:33>> Oh, come on.

19:36Yeah, sorry man. I didn't have any uh

19:37pickups in my hand.

19:40[laughter]

19:41>> You know, we're turning that rule off.

19:45>> It's only cool when you're doing it to

19:46other people.

19:47>> I think we should keep the seven of

19:49>> I think I think we should turn that [ __ ]

19:50off. Uh, personally,

19:52>> I think it adds chaos, bro.

19:53>> No, I'm good.

19:55>> Yeah.

19:56>> What the

19:56>> Look, see, Alex, athletics, everyone.

19:59>> You took too long for your turn, man.

20:02>> I couldn't play anything. I don't think

20:04I didn't even know it was my turn,

20:05actually. I was looking at the

20:07[laughter] chat.

20:08>> It tells you.

20:10>> Oh.

20:11>> Oh, wow. The one I drew.

20:12>> Son of Son of a [ __ ] Wow. Ah, it's a

20:15long [ __ ] day, dude. This a long day.

20:19>> That's a long day.

20:20>> Dude, this music's awesome.

20:22>> Oh, I forgot to unmute the game. Hold

20:23on.

20:24>> Oh,

20:26I have it set very low cuz it starts out

20:29really loud.

20:30>> It does start out really loud.

20:31>> Yeah, it does.

20:33Uh

20:33>> oh. Look, you can hear it now.

20:37>> Make a pole. Yeah, make a poll. Let's

20:39see if uh

20:39>> Oh, make a pole. No.

20:42>> Wow.

20:42>> Look, if someone drops a 20, I'll keep

20:44it on. Otherwise, I'm turning this [ __ ]

20:46off. [ __ ] dumb.

20:47>> Do you guys hear how he silences us? The

20:50three of us, one of the three down, by

20:52the way, are constantly being silenced

20:53by this man. It's crazy. [laughter]

20:55>> What?

20:56>> How when when was when have I ever

20:58silenced you? Never. All right. You

21:00remember when I wanted to speak my mind

21:01during bread and Fred? That

21:04>> Yeah, but what you wanted to speak your

21:06mind about would not have been good

21:09>> for you.

21:15>> Okay.

21:16>> Well, I think it's time.

21:18>> Wow.

21:18>> Wow. That's That's awkward. That's

21:21awkward.

21:24>> Okay, guys. Do not let him have another

21:26turn. He has He can change the color of

21:28his last card. Do not let him have

21:30another turn.

21:32>> I mean, he's he has to take Cory's hand,

21:34right? Like,

21:35>> yeah.

21:36>> Yeah.

21:36>> All right.

21:37>> Wait. No. So, he just gave he just

21:39handed Cory the win. Like, what the

21:40[laughter] [ __ ] Are you stupid?

21:42>> Why would you do that?

21:43>> Why would you do that?

21:45>> That was a That was a good snipe. That

21:47was a good snipe.

21:50>> Love that.

21:52>> Oh, Box got sniped. That was a really

21:53good snipe.

21:54>> Yeah. [ __ ] off, bro.

21:56>> My hands looking like Pride Month. I got

21:58options, guys. [laughter]

22:00Let's go.

22:02>> Jesus Christ.

22:04>> Oh, Billy's not on the He's not in the

22:08rat squad. He's He's He's a L cow.

22:12[laughter]

22:15>> Yo, by the way, coming up soon, we're

22:17going to have a duo stream of me and

22:18Corey learn how to fish. So, I'm putting

22:20the two of us down. [clears throat]

22:22>> Okay. Are you actually Are you going to

22:24do it?

22:25>> The father son fishing. Amazing. for the

22:2826 is set for

22:32>> going to be so good.

22:33>> Yeah, we're going to be playing how to

22:35fish. My dad's going to teach me how to

22:37fish.

22:38>> Nice. [laughter]

22:40>> I want some real fish while you play

22:42though.

22:44>> Like the most wholesome [laughter] music

22:47unit is my favorite. Thank you,

22:48Alexander.

22:48>> Dude, this is a long [ __ ] day, bro.

22:50Holy Why can I not jump in?

22:53>> Bro, you literally just woke up before

22:55the stream. What do you mean? It's been

22:56a long day.

22:57>> It's been a long [ __ ] day. Sweet to

22:59god, bro.

23:00>> How how tell me. Tell me why. See, being

23:04so violent [laughter] and mean to me.

23:06This is the dictator of our leader,

23:08>> dude. Okay.

23:11>> I can't.

23:12>> Bro,

23:13>> Rasov is so mean to me.

23:14>> We're going that way.

23:15>> Why would you hate me the most?

23:17>> You are so mean to me.

23:19>> Oh, thank God for that. Oh, that's

23:20that's

23:21>> Oh, man. You've got so many good cards

23:22in here. [laughter]

23:26Why does fire keep handing off like

23:28bombass hands? That's what I don't

23:29understand. He's [laughter] like He's

23:31like I'm allergic to winning.

23:33>> Boom. Do you have any pickup near me? I

23:35was like, what is this?

23:36>> No, I do not.

23:37>> Ah, I got you.

23:38>> I was running out of time.

23:40>> No, you're good. You're good.

23:41[clears throat]

23:41>> Were you trying to Why are you trying to

23:43you trying to play against me?

23:46>> No.

23:47>> Me?

23:48>> Never.

23:49>> Why the [ __ ] did you change it to blue?

23:51Now I don't have blue.

23:54>> [laughter]

23:54>> Oh my god.

23:55>> Blue is a great color.

23:56>> Blue is a color.

23:56>> This is your color. It's your color.

23:58>> I know it's my color. I have none of

24:00them.

24:01>> And you're mad.

24:02>> I've got the whole squad in my hand.

24:03>> Dude, you just did not take your turn.

24:06>> Oh, [laughter]

24:09that's

24:12Oh my god,

24:13>> bro. That's crazy.

24:14>> That's a lot of uh a lot of cards. I

24:17>> I thought it was something that was a

24:18lot of cards.

24:18>> That was a lot of cards. He's got 17 in

24:20his hand.

24:21>> I got 17 options.

24:23>> [laughter]

24:26>> That's a lot of options.

24:27>> I got 17 options right now.

24:29>> That is a lot of options. Yeah. Yeah.

24:31See, Alexandria gets me.

24:33>> She said, "You know what, Rast? I

24:34understand that I just woke up. It's

24:36already been shut up.

24:38>> SOMETIMES I HAVE A REALLY LONG DAY AT

24:40WORK AND I LOOK up and it's 9:00 a.m.

24:42That happens all the time." Okay.

24:44[laughter]

24:44>> Oh my god. Shut up and skip your turn.

24:47That's crazy. [laughter]

24:49>> We do not interrupt reading of the

24:51comments. The chat's voice is important.

24:53>> You know what? Draw some pick up some

24:55options for yourself. All right.

24:59[laughter]

25:01>> Now I pick one up.

25:05>> Let's see. I want to show you.

25:07>> All right.

25:08>> I'm going that way now.

25:09>> That's crazy.

25:09>> Go that way.

25:11>> The [ __ ] snowball on yourself.

25:12[laughter]

25:13Like what? Dude just clicks buttons is

25:15like

25:16>> that's crazy. Alexander, I was telling

25:19him to shut up, not you. I know that.

25:20Listen, you can call it clicking

25:22buttons. I call it getting rid of two

25:23cards in one turn.

25:25>> Hell yeah. [laughter]

25:30>> Oh, we playing eights, aren't we? We

25:31playing eights.

25:32>> We playing eights apparently.

25:33>> Playing the nasty eights.

25:35>> Uh [laughter] uh uh. Uh one.

25:41[laughter]

25:44>> Oh my god. Okay, dude. Look, this is

25:47this is a long This is This is going to

25:50be good.

25:52This is a long ass day. There we go.

25:55>> Okay. Dang it. [laughter]

25:57>> We're doing okay, though. I I feel like

25:59we're getting better at Uno, you know?

26:00We're having fun. That's what it's all

26:02about.

26:02>> I'm always having fun. I love having

26:04fun.

26:10>> Jesus. Why am I allowed to play cards on

26:13someone else's turn? because you can com

26:15It's like a combo thing. So,

26:18>> gotcha.

26:18>> I just wanted to be known. I could have

26:20swapped hands at any moment. I have

26:22multiple sevens and I'm choosing to piss

26:24somebody off at any [laughter] moment.

26:29>> I have three different I have a seven in

26:31three different colors. By the way,

26:32>> you do not have to be like that. Okay.

26:35[laughter]

26:35>> It It doesn't

26:36>> I'm waiting.

26:37>> It It doesn't have to be this way. It

26:39doesn't have

26:40>> I'm waiting. Uh, [laughter]

26:43>> it doesn't have to be this way. Okay.

26:45>> Uh, let's do it now. Let's do it now.

26:47Let's do it now.

26:48>> Yeah, let's do it now.

26:49>> Thanks, buddy.

26:51[laughter]

26:54>> Wow.

26:55>> I mean, that was immediately going to

26:56happen.

26:56>> That's crazy. I [laughter] forgot about

26:57it. I have I had a seven in three

27:00different flavors. Come on.

27:01>> He did. He does have seven in all these

27:03different flavors. So,

27:06>> Oh [ __ ]

27:07>> Oh, [ __ ]

27:09H. [laughter]

27:11Oh god.

27:16Oh my god. Okay. [laughter]

27:21>> I mean, we can come back later if you

27:22two just want to keep playing by

27:23yourselves. [laughter]

27:26>> Look, you know,

27:27>> it's actually crazy.

27:28>> It's good.

27:31>> Ooh,

27:33that was the last flavor of

27:34>> [laughter]

27:34>> uh seven, by the way.

27:39>> [laughter]

27:41>> Oh my god, that's

27:42>> That was unexpected. Oh man,

27:44>> that was unexpected. Let's

27:45>> save some good son of a [ __ ] dude.

27:47Why? [laughter]

27:50>> You optional.

27:52>> OH MY GOD.

27:54>> WHY?

27:55>> DAMN.

27:57>> Cold blooded. [laughter]

27:59>> That was cold.

28:02>> Oh, hell yeah.

28:03>> Go after him. Not [laughter] me. Uh,

28:07five.

28:10>> Son of five.

28:13>> Five.

28:14>> Oh god.

28:15>> Shut up.

28:16>> Oh, [ __ ] off. [laughter]

28:20>> Uh,

28:21this is so annoying.

28:22>> How much I enjoyed Uno. [laughter]

28:24>> Oh, you

28:26>> wait.

28:26>> This is great.

28:27>> Hey yo, dog. Trust me. Go on my hand.

28:29Trust me. No. No dog. Don't. Don't. Too

28:30late. [laughter]

28:31>> It's too late. I had already clicked it

28:33by then.

28:34>> I think he did want your hand. I think

28:36in fact he did.

28:38>> Have green.

28:43>> So, how you guys doing?

28:45>> I'm having a blast.

28:47>> I played some Ratchet and Clank earlier,

28:49bro.

28:50>> My childhood.

28:51>> It's a great game. I [ __ ] love Ra.

28:53>> I love those games.

28:54>> Mhm. They just have such good humor in

28:56them, too, you know?

28:58>> OH MY GOD. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold

29:00on. We got to talk about this for a

29:01second, dude. For the first time in like

29:04[ __ ] uh what 20some years, they have

29:06added a [ __ ] uh expansion, a new

29:10campaign to Warcraft 3.

29:12>> A new campaign,

29:13>> bro.

29:14>> Like that's our childhood [laughter]

29:16right there. We played We did nothing

29:18but play Warcraft 3. We would go to the

29:20internet cafes, play Warcraft 3. That's

29:22where I met fire Warcraft 3.

29:24>> We don't have internet cafes,

29:29>> bro. Like it's it I'm I'm gonna I want

29:32to do a stream on one.

29:34>> Oh god.

29:35>> Oh boy.

29:37>> That's crazy.

29:39>> Dude, zeros are [ __ ] hard to get rid

29:41of in this game.

29:42>> They are hard. They're

29:42>> very hard to get rid of. Yeah, I had

29:44one. I was like, dude, when do I play

29:46this?

29:48>> Oh, you challenged him. [laughter]

29:50>> You [ __ ] idiot.

29:52>> I DON'T [ __ ] KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

29:54>> OKAY, can someone explain how challenge

29:56works? Cuz I genuinely don't know.

30:00>> [laughter]

30:00>> Okay. Okay. Uh, you know what? I know

30:03you don't, but [ __ ] it. I got I got no

30:05choice. So, we just got to pray.

30:07[laughter]

30:07>> I think he's won this. I think he won

30:10this.

30:11>> Why is it spamming Uno? [laughter]

30:15>> Wait, did he get a win? Oh my god,

30:18that's brutal. That's so [laughter]

30:20brutal.

30:24>> Oh,

30:26>> dude. That's such a brutal turn, bro. Oh

30:29my god. [laughter]

30:31>> Wow.

30:32>> I just keep getting all these resources.

30:34They get stolen, then they get sent back

30:36to me.

30:37>> Stupid [laughter] [ __ ] Dude, this is

30:38stupid everywhere. It's amazing.

30:41>> It's a dumbass rule. I don't like seven

30:43[laughter] hours. Like, it's just It

30:45takes the [ __ ] strategy out of it.

30:49>> You're right. This is a hot mess,

30:51>> you know.

30:52>> Takes the [ __ ] All right.

30:56Oh no.

30:58[laughter]

30:58>> [ __ ]

31:01I can't do anything,

31:03>> dude.

31:07>> I don't know what I just did there, but

31:08all right. [laughter]

31:09>> Well, he didn't call Uno. I thought I

31:11don't know why.

31:12>> Yeah, he didn't call Uno, so

31:17[sighs]

31:17>> you got to hit it as soon as that [ __ ]

31:19pops up on the screen, dude.

31:21>> Wow.

31:22>> Mhm.

31:22>> Yeah, that hit, dude. I But Fire's got

31:25two sevens, by the way. He's got two

31:27sevens that he could use at any point

31:29>> in two entirely different flavors.

31:32>> Oh, please.

31:34>> It's [laughter] going to be a long day.

31:38>> Don't.

31:40>> We don't know how challenge works.

31:41>> Why would you do that?

31:43>> Well, now look how many options I have

31:45now, bro. [laughter]

31:48>> Look how many options I've got now.

31:50Oh,

31:52>> that seems like a [ __ ] smart thing to

31:54do.

31:55>> I just clicked the first run I saw.

31:58>> You put draw four and if you had a card

32:00of the previous color, if someone

32:01challenges you and you lose, you get to

32:03draw four.

32:03>> Uh, let's do

32:04>> I'm not going to remember that. Thank

32:05you, Alex.

32:06>> If you could have played something else.

32:08That's right. Okay, now I get Why would

32:10you skip me?

32:13>> We do need Rasquad merch. That's right,

32:15LUNA.

32:16>> NO.

32:17>> OH, NO. [screaming]

32:18>> That's right. I remember. I remember. I

32:21definitely should take a rental day.

32:24>> Don't worry. Such a long day.

32:25>> We're going to We're going to have some

32:26R Squad merch coming. We'll put the

32:28logo. [ __ ] off.

32:31[laughter]

32:34>> We're no closer to ending than when we

32:36started.

32:37>> Not even close.

32:38>> What? You guys in a rush? We're just

32:40having fun. [laughter]

32:42>> Listen, I got every flavor. Any color.

32:46>> Oh.

32:47>> Uh, you know what? Challenge. [ __ ] it. I

32:49don't know.

32:50>> Nope. I could not have played anything.

32:52That's the only card I could have

32:53played.

32:55>> Damn. I got 19 of these [laughter]

32:56[ __ ] Let's go.

32:58>> 20, baby.

33:01>> I got 19. 180 L.

33:05>> How about a little green? Hey, how about

33:07how about a little core? Oh, well, how

33:10about a little five?

33:12>> I'm good to

33:13>> All right. [laughter] How about how

33:14about a little two cuts?

33:15>> Oh, wait. So, does that happen when you

33:18play a card with a number that somebody

33:20else has

33:20>> the number and the color

33:23specifically?

33:23>> No, anyone. Anyone. So, if you've got a

33:25f like anyone.

33:26>> Yeah. So, if I play it has to be the

33:28same number and color.

33:29>> Yeah.

33:30>> Okay. Gotcha.

33:31>> Yeah. Exact same card.

33:33>> I'm not [laughter] going to remember

33:34that.

33:35>> Skipped.

33:36>> I know. I'm sorry.

33:38>> Oh god.

33:39>> It's the only card I could play.

33:40>> Well, it's a long day, boys. It's a long

33:43day.

33:44>> Oh god. Oh my god,

33:46>> dude. My [laughter] my life for a green,

33:48dude. My life for a green,

33:49>> bro. No. [laughter]

33:51>> In day.

33:54>> No.

33:57>> Oh, thank God for that. My card. The

33:59only card I can [ __ ] play.

34:04>> Ah,

34:06dude.

34:07>> No, no, no, no, no. I insist. You go

34:09ahead. Take return. I insist.

34:11>> Uh, thanks, man. Appreciate it.

34:13>> Yeah, no problem.

34:15That's crazy.

34:18>> Okay. Oh my god. This is just [ __ ]

34:20[ __ ]

34:21[laughter]

34:23>> These [ __ ] eights, bro.

34:25>> All right. At least we can goddamn skip.

34:29[laughter]

34:32>> Yeah. Let's go.

34:35>> Oh no.

34:38>> Oh my god. Okay,

34:39>> here we go. Dude's going to get a

34:41[ __ ] pickup four.

34:43>> No. Can somebody make it yellow?

34:46>> Okay. No. All right.

34:48I was going to prevent something from

34:51HAPPENING HERE.

34:51>> OH, NO. [ __ ] [laughter]

34:57>> This is This is chaotic. Okay.

35:00>> This is This is some chaos, dude.

35:02>> I don't think it's chaotic enough.

35:04>> I think I think it could be more.

35:06>> You want to make it more chaotic? What

35:07can we do?

35:07>> I'm so down. I'm so down. What rules can

35:09we add? What extra settings?

35:13>> Um,

35:13>> like we have all of them.

35:21>> I should have put the zero, but it's

35:23just the thing is is I just didn't know.

35:25I didn't know what he had. You know,

35:27it's a risk.

35:31>> It's always a risk.

35:38Thank you.

35:39>> Posted a new pick in the portraits

35:41channel.

35:41>> Yeah, let's go. We'll

35:44>> go. We'll go this way. Hell yeah,

35:46brother.

35:46>> Of course you did.

35:47>> Love it.

35:48>> Of course you did. What the [ __ ] is this

35:50hand, bro? You can keep You can keep

35:52your dog [ __ ] hand. Go [ __ ] yourself.

35:55[laughter]

35:58>> You can keep your dog [ __ ] hand. I'm

35:59keeping my cards. Thank you. Oh,

36:01>> wrong rock color. There you go.

36:08>> [laughter]

36:08>> [ __ ] hell.

36:14>> No.

36:15>> Oh, perfect.

36:17>> Oh, that's all right.

36:19>> Oh, no. Anyways. [laughter]

36:21>> Oo,

36:23>> that that hurts.

36:25>> I know

36:25>> that hurts.

36:26>> It hurts so many times.

36:29>> Let's see. There we go.

36:32>> Oh god. Not green.

36:36>> What's wrong with green?

36:38[sighs and gasps]

36:38>> Only had one green. I mean, I have three

36:41greens.

36:43[laughter]

36:44I have so many greens.

36:46>> All right, make a green. You guys heard

36:47him.

36:50>> Wow.

36:52>> Wow. [laughter]

36:54>> Dude's just like changing [ __ ] from

36:56[ __ ] [ __ ] to giggles.

36:58>> Oh, yeah.

36:59>> Yeah,

37:00>> that's crazy.

37:00>> I mean, that's two cards.

37:02Who knows?

37:03>> That's crazy. Uh

37:05>> Oh, you weren't quick enough. You

37:06weren't quick [laughter] enough.

37:08>> The button, but it's

37:09>> Yeah.

37:10>> That's rough.

37:17>> Hey, bro. Stop looking. [laughter]

37:20>> Stop looking at my hand,

37:22>> bro. The [ __ ]

37:24[laughter] That's crazy.

37:29[laughter]

37:31>> God damn it. Thank you.

37:34>> Well, anyways, thanks, Dad. [laughter]

37:39>> A Come on.

37:41>> I'm so sorry, my sweet boy.

37:48>> Jesus Christ.

37:51>> I'm going be honest. Anytime I get the

37:52option, I'm literally just going to

37:53challenge it. I don't care if I have to

37:54draw 10 or not.

37:55>> No. [laughter]

37:56No. Don't just challenge it for [ __ ]

37:58>> Ch.

37:59>> It's almost worth it, though. Like,

38:01Almost worth it.

38:03>> Almost.

38:04>> Uh-oh.

38:06[laughter]

38:07>> That was a decent trade. Decent trade.

38:08>> I mean, either you or me, man. Let's go.

38:11>> Yeah,

38:17>> dude. Cory like [ __ ] plays like a

38:20sniper.

38:22[laughter]

38:26>> I might have just thrown the game.

38:28[laughter]

38:30Oh [ __ ]

38:33>> That draw. Oh my god.

38:37>> Can you play anything?

38:38>> Wait.

38:39>> No. He drew it [laughter] off the top of

38:40the dick. Why would you do that?

38:43>> I don't know.

38:47>> Dang it.

38:48>> Oh, that's that's rough, bro. That's so

38:50rough.

38:52>> That's a long day.

38:53>> That's a super long day.

38:55>> Long [ __ ] day. Uh,

38:57>> that's wild.

39:00>> Oh god, I got nothing by the way. So

39:05>> yeah, I can't I can't play anything.

39:09>> It keeps saying Cory's calling Uno,

39:12that's why. Okay,

39:15>> cuz I [laughter] am.

39:17>> I'm just clicking the button. It shows

39:19up on my screen.

39:19>> If it shows up, I'm clicking it. Yeah,

39:22>> I think Cory's about to win again. Dude,

39:25you have to play something. He might be.

39:27What the [ __ ] am I supposed to play?

39:28Somebody

39:29>> What color was your last What color was

39:31your last card? What color was your last

39:33card?

39:34>> Blue.

39:35>> [ __ ] change it.

39:36>> Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

39:41>> Oh no.

39:42>> [ __ ] [laughter]

39:45>> What the [ __ ]

39:46>> Oh, let's go.

39:48>> Okay, fine. Can you stop playing with a

39:50little bit of strategy rather than I'm

39:51just going to click [ __ ]

39:53>> [laughter]

39:54>> How the [ __ ] am I supposed to change it

39:56if you give me a whole bunch of yellows

39:57and greens with no none of the same

39:59number? [laughter]

40:00>> Because you play the [ __ ] color

40:01change thing just for shits and giggles

40:03when you could literally save it to the

40:05end. [laughter]

40:07>> I could save it to the end or I could

40:08just get rid of two cards and end up

40:10with one card the entire time.

40:12>> You keep handing him the win. [laughter]

40:15>> Like you specifically keep handing him

40:17the win.

40:18>> I don't keep handing him the win. It

40:20[laughter] just keeps landing on him.

40:23>> It could be you. You could be taking it.

40:25It could be boom.

40:26>> It's the heart of the cards, man. You

40:27got to believe in it.

40:28>> It's the heart of the cards.

40:29>> All this like confrontation [laughter]

40:31that's happening right now in the chat.

40:32Like guys, can you guys believe Ras

40:35fire? Like they're just going at each

40:36other. This is a hostile [laughter] work

40:38environment. This is why I work for Ras.

40:41>> A

40:44[laughter]

40:46wait.

40:48If you jump in, does it stop your own

40:49[ __ ] Does it stop the combo? That's

40:52interesting to know.

40:52>> I think it might have.

40:54>> Oh [ __ ] So you gave So you gave me two

40:56cards instead of four. Thank god for

40:58that.

40:59>> Yeah.

41:00>> All right, that's good to know.

41:02>> That's weird. All right. Yeah, let's

41:04let's fix that,

41:05>> [ __ ]

41:05>> Let's try [laughter] that again.

41:12>> [ __ ]

41:13>> Just silence. [laughter]

41:16Look, I feel like he could have played

41:18something. Okay.

41:20I feel like he could have played

41:22something. [laughter]

41:23>> Wow. My neighbors just me. That's crazy.

41:26Uh anyways, um I don't like this color.

41:31Let's go to uh the best member of the

41:34the RA squad. Uh yellow.

41:38>> Well, [ __ ]

41:39>> The the best member. I mean, [laughter]

41:42yellow's kind of

41:42>> best.

41:44I'm quite partial to blue, [ __ ]

41:48>> Just saying. Since I started posting

41:50videos, how many subs have we gained?

41:53[laughter]

41:54>> I mean, we You know what? I got to give

41:55it to you. We are gaining some subs.

42:00>> We like subs.

42:01>> We do like some subs.

42:03>> We just got to get these people in

42:04Discord.

42:05>> Oh, you actually got them. Wow.

42:08>> That's crazy. I don't know how this

42:09works still even though you've explained

42:10it to me like

42:11>> reverse.

42:13me reverse. [laughter]

42:15>> Uh, thank you, Fuego.

42:18>> Have h have a five. There you go.

42:22>> Uh, have a six. There is no way I'm

42:26keeping all of this [ __ ] in.

42:27>> Please, I was going to say it would have

42:29been so great if you had a seven. Oh.

42:31[laughter]

42:32>> Oh, no. Oh, no.

42:35>> It would be pretty great.

42:36>> It's about to be a long day.

42:38>> It might be a long day.

42:39>> It's about to be a long day.

42:40>> Oh, it wasn't that long. Okay. Uh,

42:42>> I don't know. Today's been great.

42:44>> I slept in until 2:30. Well, that's just

42:46[ __ ] rude. I slept in [laughter]

42:47until 2:30.

42:51>> Let's go.

42:52>> Oh, no.

42:54>> Oh, freedom. I I'm not going to Comic-

42:56Con this year. It's pretty sad.

42:59>> I was going to go

43:00>> close to this.

43:02>> Uh, it would take me like a 20 to 30

43:04minutes depending on the time I leave.

43:05Uh,

43:06>> that's not pretty close. Yeah,

43:08>> I could have gone, but like, you know,

43:09money

43:11>> and I just don't feel like making a

43:12cosplay this year.

43:14>> Mhm.

43:16>> I could have gone as the great Boom

43:17Deini.

43:18>> Yeah, but like the beard and the hat so

43:20uncomfortable.

43:25>> It makes me nervous playing sitting

43:26there with two cards, man.

43:29[laughter]

43:30>> Yeah,

43:31>> makes me ner real nervous.

43:35>> Oh, maybe next year. freedom if you know

43:37depending on the financial situation.

43:38We'll see.

43:39>> There we go.

43:42>> [ __ ] All right.

43:43>> My favorite thing and by favorite I mean

43:45like my least favorite thing about

43:47Comic-Con every year is when I go there

43:49and there's all these people dressed up

43:50as divas from the WWE and it turns out

43:53it's just a dude in like a woman's

43:54cosplay. So you're like, "Oh, look at

43:55that fat ass." And you see him. It's

43:57just some dude with a [laughter] beard.

44:00>> That's my favorite thing, man.

44:01>> Oh, that's so [ __ ] funny.

44:04>> Is it? It's not for me when I when I

44:06when I realize it's a dude. [laughter]

44:13>> Man, look at all these flavors of

44:14>> Hell yeah,

44:16>> bro. All these flavors. I'm just going

44:19to take this one.

44:21>> Damn. I wish I had seven. Oh my god.

44:24[laughter]

44:24>> You know what? Let's Let's just see what

44:27Cory had.

44:28>> [ __ ] it. Why not? There's another one

44:29[laughter] in there.

44:31>> Oh my god. Cory's head was straight

44:33[ __ ] fire. What the [ __ ]

44:36>> Oh my god, bro.

44:38>> Well, I did steal it from fire, I think.

44:40>> Oh my [laughter] god, dude. Could I get

44:42a [ __ ] blue, please? Like, [laughter]

44:46Jesus Christ.

44:48>> That's actually crazy. Look at Ras

44:50[ __ ] me over again, bro. That's

44:52[laughter] crazy.

44:55>> Okay, can I get some dubs in the chat if

44:57you're enjoying this?

44:59>> I need some dress up as a diva then.

45:01Boom. Nah,

45:02>> dude. You should. Why would you

45:04challenge that? It came off the top of

45:05the thing.

45:07>> Look, man. I don't know how challenge

45:09works. [laughter]

45:09>> Okay. So, if you if you challenge it,

45:12it's because you think they could have

45:13played a different card.

45:15>> Oh, yeah. Okay.

45:18>> Yeah. So, if it comes off the top, then

45:20they couldn't have. So,

45:24>> I have a six. Does anybody got seven?

45:27>> Uh, I don't have

45:28>> I have I have [ __ ] loads of sevens.

45:32>> [laughter]

45:35>> Unfortunately, everyone has seven.

45:38>> That's crazy. [laughter]

45:44>> I hope you get gingivitis tomorrow. Just

45:45[laughter] saying.

45:47>> That's so rude.

45:50>> Oh man.

45:56>> What's everybody's favorite number?

45:59>> Seven.

45:59>> Uh, plus two. Yeah.

46:02>> Two. All right. [laughter]

46:05>> Wow.

46:06>> Number seven.

46:07>> I just got to go digging. Uh, first

46:09card. [laughter]

46:11>> Oh, that's rough,

46:13>> dude. There's no way I can get rid of

46:14this hand, dude. I got [ __ ] two

46:16sevens and a [ __ ] zero. Like, I'm

46:18[ __ ] [laughter]

46:21My My entire hand is based on giving it

46:23away to other people. This is crazy.

46:25This is why this stupid rule is dumb.

46:29>> [laughter]

46:31>> Uh,

46:32>> interesting.

46:34>> Uh, you know what? We're going to just

46:36see how this goes. [laughter] Maybe I'll

46:39get my egg.

46:40>> That's crazy.

46:42>> Okay,

46:44that's not what I wanted. [laughter]

46:51>> Can I be so real with you guys? My two

46:53cards I have right now are just sevens.

46:55>> I know. [laughter]

46:59Oh,

47:00>> like like dude, it's such a hard [ __ ]

47:01hand to get rid of cuz it's all about

47:03giving other people's cards away.

47:06>> That's crazy.

47:09>> I'm never going to win this again, am I?

47:11[ __ ] [laughter]

47:12>> I'm I I'm never going to win, period.

47:14It's fine.

47:15>> I want to win so bad, though. I like

47:17winning. It's winning is [ __ ] sake,

47:19dude.

47:21>> Jesus Christ.

47:22>> It's a long day.

47:23>> Not like this.

47:23>> It's a long day when you don't win.

47:25>> Not like this.

47:29Oh my god.

47:36>> Of course, the one card I could jump

47:37into was literally my next turn anyway.

47:39So, [ __ ] hell, dude. [laughter]

47:43>> That

47:43>> I don't have any glue. Oh, there we go.

47:46That'll do, [laughter]

47:49>> brother. I have three flavors of the

47:52number seven right now. I have three.

47:54[laughter]

47:55>> So basically, yeah. So yeah. Okay. So

47:58whoever Yeah. This is

47:59>> It's a long day.

48:00>> Boom basically can choose whoever wins

48:02cuz he has to hand his hand off to

48:04someone else. Never mind.

48:05>> Anymore. [laughter]

48:08>> Well, [ __ ]

48:09>> Uh

48:11my hand looks like one specific flavor

48:13of Gatorade right now. I just want to

48:15[laughter] say that right now.

48:16Well,

48:17>> I I love how like anybody dropping a

48:20zero just kind of makes everybody have

48:22to rethink their strategy immediately.

48:24>> There's no way I could do [ __ ] with

48:26this. By the way, [laughter]

48:28>> [ __ ] Okay, hold on. Can I Can I be

48:31honest with you guys? I misclicked, by

48:33the way. I just clicked a a color that I

48:36don't have.

48:38>> Really? Yes. [laughter]

48:41>> All right.

48:45>> [laughter]

48:45>> Whose hand you taking? Wait. Wait. You

48:47cannot pass it that way,

48:49>> bro. That's my That's my [ __ ]

48:51Gatorade. Oh.

48:52>> Oh my god.

48:55[laughter]

48:55>> That's That is so [ __ ]

48:58>> I was about to win. I was literally

49:00about to [laughter] win.

49:01>> That's crazy,

49:03>> dude.

49:05Like Like Fire is literally like the

49:06[ __ ] winhander outer. Like he's just

49:08like, "You want to win? [laughter] Here

49:09you go." Like he just hands it to

49:11everybody except me.

49:14What's up, Cory? Right, wrestle have

49:17one. You know, I wanted to I wanted to

49:19give him one.

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