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0:41if you want today anyway today is a
0:43little different today we've got an
0:44interesting video for you very
0:46interesting um today
0:48what we're doing is we're gonna read
0:50each other fan fictions about ourselves
0:52if you don't know what a fan fiction is
0:53a fan fiction is a fiction thing written
0:56by a fan it's like a poem a story
0:59whatever and they make up scenarios most
1:02of the time they're like
1:04uncomfortably weird so today we're going
1:06to read some of the fan fictions that
1:08have been created about us to each other
1:10today if you can see my nipple and it
1:13falls out
1:15today as a gay man body positive come on
1:17i know but i'm just saying like today as
1:19a gay male what are you gonna do
1:22well i'm a gay male every day but i'm
1:24gonna read fan fictions that are
1:26probably about matt and chris because
1:27you know i'm gay peculiar we'll start
1:29off small with a poem that i found about
1:31matt
1:33are you dead serious will you be my
1:35lover boy
1:37matthew bernard's journey
1:39i asked drowning myself in his eyes
1:42oh you want to really leave that moment
1:44no only if you promise to be my lover
1:47girl
1:48he holds out his pinky
1:50and smile brightens the dark room that's
1:52suffocating us
1:54i promise
1:56i interlock our pinkies and lay my hand
1:59my head on his chest
2:01he's
2:02my lover
2:07who is boy directed by i mean
2:09written by probably anonymous no making
2:11it on nice because i don't want to put
2:12people on blast um
2:15so let's let's give our thoughts on it
2:17and and rate rate honestly
2:19if it wasn't about you i'd think it
2:22would be an all-right pose there was big
2:23words there's good writing
2:25like i could pick i think it was good
2:27writing but you'll never catch me
2:28calling someone lover girl or or being
2:31wanted to call it a lover
2:33like that that's i would never be that's
2:36so sauce it's alarming honestly yeah i
2:38never want that oh you'll feel so weird
2:41right now only if you'll be my lover
2:42girl
2:43[Laughter]
2:46you like
2:49out of yourself
2:50field with the most random [ __ ]
2:52you're just saying
2:53i guess
2:54dude shut up honestly like your your job
2:57is to really only if you'll be mine
2:59you're gonna stop it right now
3:01all right so uh the delivery in the
3:04words were
3:05will you be my lover boy
3:07only if you'll be my lover girl dude
3:10all right the delivery oh
3:13god his head on my chest
3:15he's my lover boy all right um
3:18over all right
3:21i feel like you're breaking the song
3:24i can't even remember i can't i can't
3:27even rank i i i wanted it i want to get
3:29it does it bro you really
3:31he really puts it all together the music
3:33was great right that was him he's my
3:36lover boy
3:39roll and credits
3:43no uh what would you rank out of 10
3:46yo can you stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ]
3:49dude i just [ __ ] you put the drink down
3:53all right lover boy put your phone don't
3:55call me that do we have a napkin i don't
3:56know you check the bag this is a new
3:58cloth i just bought you this car we
4:00should honestly give our ratings on bro
4:02three ten ten all right three ten out of
4:05ten
4:06uh
4:08two
4:09all right nick next oh can i have that
4:11one
4:12i thought
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4:24like what the [ __ ] you mean what are you
4:25having this much trouble the candy comes
4:27in two pieces
4:29you're gonna have to have
4:31you oh you guys have [ __ ] issues
4:36they're splitting
4:37can you do your job and read that'd be
4:41my great pipe down lover boy
4:44i say trying to gain his attention the
4:46brunette hair boy haired boy ignores me
4:49focusing in on the video game in front
4:50of him matt i try again tilting my head
4:53to get a better look at him still
4:55nothing i watch as his fingers move
4:57quickly on the controller
4:59yo they literally put you as a [ __ ]
5:01gamer his nose slightly scrunches at the
5:03scene on this i was just doing that
5:05maddie i wine moving from my perch spot
5:08at his headboard to the edge where he
5:10resides
5:11he's got one ear on the headset who the
5:13[ __ ] wrote this shake
5:15one ear of the headset off
5:18so i know he can hear me
5:27before returning his attention back to
5:29the game matthew i'm bored and i my
5:32words are cut off as he drops the
5:33controller in his lap and quickly places
5:35his lips on mine
5:38oh my god
5:40i don't know what
5:43i don't know this level of video i don't
5:45think we could like this is not contact
5:47i feel like this can't be allowed
5:49mom and dad are gonna watch this video
5:51if you guys want to watch it dad i know
5:53you watch our videos in the living room
5:55when you get off of work
5:57please don't watch it i apologize put
5:58this one down yo if you watch them at
6:00full volume put this one down yeah yeah
6:03right now dad i love you this is it
6:05we'll give you a five minute rest
6:07grab a ginger ale
6:10i love that
6:11volume oh my god lower your volume
6:13grab a ginger ale and that you can maybe
6:16just go to bed you've probably been
6:19oh so that one
6:20i feel queasy
6:23dude who wrote that though should i keep
6:25going it's not done no it sounds like
6:26shakes it's not done if my cheeks burn a
6:29bright red as he shoots me a small smirk
6:31and goes back to the game after a few
6:33moments of silence he speaks up what got
6:35nothing to say now he taunts with a
6:38shove to his shoulder i roll my eyes
6:39nick skip this one i can't do it hey i
6:41can't he laughs knocking his shoulder
6:43i'm like sweating
6:45again suddenly the screen before us goes
6:48red look what you made me do
6:50he pouts jutting his bottom lip out of
6:53maddox oh shut up
6:57what
6:58you're breaking the chair
7:00why
7:02what
7:03i missed it well i don't always miss
7:06[ __ ]
7:06there's no way
7:08i always missed it he said he's like
7:11shutting his under lip
7:13oh his bottom
7:18[Laughter]
7:29and watching his eyes widen
7:32away oh i wonder what he would do with
7:34this free time i hint before placing my
7:37lips back on him oh
7:39gross
7:51i genuinely can't do the ones about me
7:53because i'm like this is about
7:55no this is the same one wait no it says
7:58chris i don't know if it's oh it's about
7:59matt and i'm like i can feel his gaze
8:01from across the crowded room oh hold on
8:04we got to take a break for a minute why
8:06ready is it me yes i can't do this [ __ ]
8:09i can feel his gaze from across the
8:10crowded road i'm trying to read fast
8:11because we don't have like let's go
8:13teenage bodies fill the space between us
8:15and the heat from everyone in the room
8:17is unbearable i tucked down my breasts
8:19and he eyes me up and down leaning oh no
8:22oh no
8:23leaning up against the wall nick this is
8:25straight up so you're fine
8:30so you're sitting up against the wall
8:32like this i can't do this while she's on
8:34the other side of the room i can't do it
8:36it's so hot in there
8:38you're not feeling the moment at all no
8:40i'm not feeling this video at all i feel
8:42extremely violated
8:44it's kind of fun it's hilarious i think
8:46that's funny great it just makes me feel
8:49weird i feel queasy yeah crazy is the
8:51person i'm literally sweating like
8:53sweating right now yeah i'm hot i feel
8:55like uncomfortable
8:56no i'm not reading the rest i'm not
8:57reading the rest of this i just read it
8:59i'm not reading the rest no come on just
9:00do it like really bad it's just really
9:02bad like it's not like really bad yeah
9:05it's really bad
9:06can i see
9:09okay should we stop i'll just read them
9:11tonight
9:12what
9:14joke
9:15yeah
9:16i don't know if that was funny
9:19like that was a joke you said but i just
9:22don't know if that was funny should i
9:24read it really he said he said what he
9:27was freaking out really quick really
9:28quick really quick or no no no no no
9:30just read like we'll tell you what to
9:32stop like and you need to stop when we
9:33say even the straw oh i tuned him out
9:36but the loud music does nothing but play
9:38with my head even the strong drink in my
9:40hand isn't doing much my feet think
9:42before my mind does and suddenly i'm
9:43right in front of him you know chris
9:45it's rude to stare i state don't even
9:47want to be here right now and you're
9:49furthering that though because you won't
9:52do anything i don't know what the [ __ ]
9:53that means i probably read it wrong i
9:55let out a huff of air as his eyes
9:58i stay on my lips while he says nothing
10:01i can't believe not a word
10:03watching the smirk grow on his lips
10:06are you done now he asks finally meeting
10:08my eyes with a dumb knot of my head he
10:10says good and then he dunks his head
10:12nick i can't pressing his lips to mine
10:15nick no
10:16one
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10:26i don't even watch movies with [ __ ] like
10:27this and this is you you know like
10:30like this is about you oh dude my
10:33[ __ ] words i'm disturbed yeah that
10:35was a lot
10:36do you have to like proofread
10:39shakespeare what's up with the big
10:40[ __ ] words why are you like getting
10:42into like yeah dude
10:44edgar allan poe [ __ ] who was that edgar
10:47allan poe remember when we read about
10:48him in english class he talks about
10:50tuberculosis or he has worked does he
10:52have any good reads
10:53dude a bunch of good ones really really
10:55i've never read them but like dude they
10:56said i don't even think he was an
10:58awkward voice edgar allan poe what do
11:01you do very famous author how do i not
11:03know a book i don't know
11:05because it's it sounds like that there's
11:07one about me and i'm not reading it oh i
11:09am i know yeah yes no it's really bad
11:12it's really bad
11:18i'm not reading it you're gonna have me
11:19stop i'll find it and it doesn't specify
11:21the gender like if you're gonna like not
11:23call me gay like i am you know like it
11:26doesn't say girl
11:29i'll do it i'll do it i'm recording it
11:31i'm doing it though
11:32no matt cause it's bad it's like the
11:34worst one like it's really bad i'm
11:36reading it
11:37you get to nick you get to read
11:39minecraft as i get to read yours it's
11:40only fair i'm not letting you nick
11:42please i'll read it please i'll handle
11:44it i can read faster than you and if you
11:46read i'm gonna have to live the moment
11:47longer
11:48nick please no you're a [ __ ]
11:52you're no fun they're gonna [ __ ]
11:54throw
11:58do you know how slow he reaches okay let
12:00me do it i'm actually a good fast reader
12:02give me it hold on nick nick come on
12:04nick it's only fair i'm not [ __ ]
12:06participating hold on where is it is
12:08this it yes it starts where it says my
12:10name buddy oh
12:15oh my god dude guess where it takes
12:17place where the van no yes
12:20nick's eyes are on mine and the space
12:22between us in the back i better drove
12:24it and drive nick's eyes are on mine and
12:26the space between us and the back seat
12:28oh okay that's fine
12:30in the space no in between us in the
12:33back speed whatever you're [ __ ]
12:34taking oh yeah you're [ __ ]
12:36interrupting me
12:39i can't live with this
12:42what do you mean
12:44chris next eyes are on mine as the space
12:46between us and the back seat of the van
12:48becomes tense his two younger brothers
12:50have gone into the store to why the
12:52younger the retrieve this is next
12:54tonight
12:58what the [ __ ]
13:01i can't do it bro i can't do it
13:04you
13:13my eyes wander around his face before
13:16ultimately ending on his lips
13:18subconsciously i bite my bottom lip in
13:20between my teeth and he runs his fingers
13:22through it through his hair so nick's
13:24like this
13:26and she's like or he's like
13:28like that
13:29dude
13:31where is he yeah
13:36i can't read this with him not here nick
13:38get in here
13:40nick come on
13:42are you done no no
13:45why am i being called because we all
13:52where i find him
13:54already looking at me
13:55i close the space between us to press my
13:58lips against his own
14:00slowly we find a rhythm that suits us
14:02but i begin to pull back from him i'm
14:04sorry are you sure
14:06nick's answer is leading leaning back
14:08into me
14:11so he doesn't even answer he just knows
14:13right back in
14:15oh no
14:16yeah that's why i didn't wanna i can't
14:18no i guess it's not i can't i have to
14:20see it i have to see it i'm not gonna
14:22read it
14:23okay wait where were you oh bro what the
14:25[ __ ] are these yeah like i can't be
14:28reading them
14:35dude i'm i feel like literally nauseous
14:37i don't know if it's the that's me i
14:39don't know if it's the mcdonald's fries
14:40with the twix in my stomach or
14:42if it's genuinely because of these
14:44[ __ ] stories but that's me bro
14:48like that's about me
14:50oh no the last that's no no i'm reading
14:53the last line go for it
14:55we should do that again he suggests at
14:59looking at me with a smile as his
15:01brothers walk out of the store i would
15:03never [ __ ] say some [ __ ] like that
15:06never
15:07don't i hate this because you know what
15:09it is it's quoting me in
15:12good things called fan fiction
15:15because that is false thank god it's not
15:17true yeah if you guys if it was fan
15:20truth you'd be dead [ __ ] wrong
15:22is this fan false
15:24he [ __ ] what did i write a [ __ ]
15:26autobiography about nick we should do
15:28that again he suggests who is he who the
15:32[ __ ] is he is he me
15:35because that ain't [ __ ] me he
15:38he as in me as in the eye
15:41[ __ ] no
15:43[ __ ] no
15:44absolutely not
15:47talking about putting words in my mouth
15:49quoting me
15:51that's not even putting words in her
15:53mouth that's making up a story
15:57dude dude nick because now i feel like i
15:59[ __ ] now i feel like i [ __ ]
16:01remember that and daryl apparently we're
16:03retrieving snacks too
16:06[ __ ] what do you think we're getting
16:08that oreos oreos hundred percent you
16:10know the first thing i thought of what
16:12tostitos with queso oh why
16:14this one has two parts and it says
16:16warning a lot of them suggestive contain
16:19sexual content there will be a content
16:20warning for any of these chapters
16:24who's this about
16:26you this content warning suggestive
16:28content no actual sex though
16:31which doesn't make me feel better but i
16:33guess i'm a little bit
16:38i don't know if i'm happy about that
16:39information doesn't make you feel the
16:40best but
16:41it's better than the worst all right
16:42yeah like i'm not gonna like yeah i'm
16:44not gonna jump up and down yeah i'm not
16:47i'm not
16:48i'm not enthralled nick let's go rain
16:50thumping against the bedroom window was
16:52the only thing that you could hear
16:54besides yours and chris's laughter i'm
16:56so mad i wasn't there for when nick did
16:58that you exclaimed through choked
17:00giggles
17:02chris holding his aching stomach shook
17:04his head it was so funny he was so
17:06embarrassed too the power had gone out
17:09leaving you
17:10all with no choice but to light candles
17:12in various rooms of the boys apartment
17:14we don't have an apartment
17:16the consistent fall of rainfall
17:18occasionally flashes of lightning
17:20further proof that the storm wasn't
17:21calming down anytime soon oh this story
17:24i need to see how these people go crazy
17:26with it like very descriptive very set
17:28in the mood
17:30not like that but like that like you
17:31really know where you are
17:35where am i i got lost in the what
17:38truth or dare you ask with a smile dare
17:40i dare you to do a handstand right now a
17:43grin spreads across his face and he gets
17:44off his bed shaking his arms and legs a
17:46little he notices you raise his brows
17:49giving you a shrug gotta warm up a
17:50little immediately after
17:52he turns back to the ground and does a
17:54handstand even walking around a little
17:55to show off before going right back just
17:58right side up you match the excitement
18:00with the granite where'd you learn how
18:01to do that he shrugs don't know truth or
18:03dare it's been a half hour and it's
18:05obvious you two are getting bored it's
18:06chris's turn truth or dare you pretend
18:08to think already knowing you're going to
18:10pick truth he's silently
18:12oh [ __ ] my back hurts trying to get
18:15through this
18:16no hate to the person who wrote it no
18:18hate to walk patters but i just not my
18:20thing
18:21[Laughter]
18:22no hate to watch batters
18:25is that like their name or are you just
18:26calling him that i mean
18:29i don't [ __ ] know his hands trail up
18:31the sides of your thighs and stop on
18:33your waist leaving goosebumps the shirt
18:35you're wearing is doing almost nothing
18:37with the heat of his palms biting into
18:40your skin is this okay he asks you nod
18:43your head truth or dare whisper dare he
18:46answers back his voice
18:48hoarse and deep you swallow and his eyes
18:51trail the movement mark me
18:54he wastes no time pulling you down by
18:56the waist until your lips are inches
18:59apart
19:01ah
19:02[ __ ] oh my god you can feel his
19:04breath fanning on your face and your
19:06eyes flutter closed yeah i know i
19:07brought watching for him to connect your
19:09lips
19:10except he doesn't you peel one eye open
19:13and see his signature smirk he's waiting
19:15for you to kiss him you scoff before
19:18smashing your lips against his smashing
19:22your entire body turns molten
19:24when you feel his tongue graze your lips
19:28oh
19:29my god we need to be done we need to be
19:31done we need to be done
19:33i can feel the nightmare
19:40i'm gonna be sick
19:43can we be done please i don't care if
19:44this is as long as other videos
19:47all right well we're wrapping up today's
19:49video because nick had enough we're
19:50going home oh didn't have enough
19:53no nick had enough who didn't have
19:55enough i had enough as well you had
19:57enough if you had enough i had enough i
20:00hope you had enough
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