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0:07Oh my god.
0:09You're here.
0:11I cannot believe you're really here in
0:14my apartment.
0:16And you look so cute in that coat.
0:19So small and fragile.
0:25Sorry.
0:28I
0:29I know it's me who's really big.
0:33Let me take your coat.
0:35Please sit in the living room.
0:37I got cookies and tea and coffee and
0:39muffins and cheesecake and a lot more.
0:44I know it's all your favorite food.
0:48Just for you.
0:51Make yourself at home. I'll be right
0:53there. Just going to take this coat and
0:57Okay.
0:59And I
1:03Oh, [ __ ] It smells just like a
1:09Oh, god.
1:12It's like a pheromone is just eating my
1:15insides.
1:17Maybe I can jerk off for a moment and I
1:22Yes?
1:25I'll be right there.
1:29Um
1:32Okay, I'm here.
1:35How are you feeling?
1:37Cold? Warm?
1:39I can set the air conditioner any way
1:42you want.
1:45Mm, okay. Okay, it's fine.
1:50Mm,
1:51what?
1:53My hand?
1:55Oh.
1:56Yeah.
1:58I um
2:00Well, when I baked the cheesecake, I
2:03accidentally touched the stove without a
2:06glove.
2:07My fault. It's It's nothing. It It
2:10doesn't really hurt.
2:11I uh
2:17You You want to see?
2:20Uh sure.
2:22Here.
2:27Oh my god.
2:29Oh my god. You're touching my hand.
2:32You look so small compared to mine.
2:35So adorable.
2:38I bet if I tried to I could snap your
2:40arm like a toothpick.
2:42Which I'll never do, of course.
2:47Uh um
2:49Uh so um
2:51You You You
2:55You said you wanted to talk about
2:56something.
3:00Not exactly.
3:02Wha- What do you mean?
3:07Give me something.
3:11Wha- What's that?
3:14This package is small and
3:18it was in your pocket.
3:22O- Open.
3:24O- Okay.
3:30Oh my god.
3:32Is that a bracelet?
3:35For me?
3:36I'm
3:38speechless.
3:40[ __ ]
3:45I'll keep this bracelet with me forever
3:48and ever.
3:51I love it.
3:52It's perfect. It fits just right.
3:57Great.
3:59But that means we're moving to next
4:01step, right?
4:03Right.
4:05It totally means that.
4:10I
4:11I can't hold it.
4:22I kissed you.
4:23We kissed.
4:29You're so small. My tongue just fits.
4:33My tongue just fills your entire mouth
4:35completely.
4:41Did any other guy ever kiss you like
4:43that?
4:45I bet not.
4:47I bet I'm better than any guy you ever
4:50been with.
4:54[ __ ] Just thinking about you with other
4:57guys pisses me off so much.
5:01I think I want to snap them in half.
5:04All of them.
5:06Any man who dares to look at you.
5:15Okay. Okay. Um I'm sorry.
5:19I I didn't mean to get upset. I
5:23Please don't be mad at me.
5:25I'll be a good guy for you.
5:28I promise.
5:31Um can we kiss again?
5:35I'll I'll be gentle now. I I swear.
5:41Just so you know, I'm totally ready to
5:44go all the way.
5:46Anything you want
5:49I'll do it. No questions asked.
5:57>> Oh.
5:58You want to ask me something?
6:01All right.
6:03What is it?
6:09How?
6:11No.
6:12I did not do anything.
6:17Why are you taking their name?
6:20I don't even know them.
6:23Oh, they're your friends. I I see.
6:29No, I
6:32I
6:35I
6:36Well,
6:37I
6:38Okay, I can't lie to you when you're
6:42saying it like that.
6:44I did not threaten your friends,
6:46exactly. I just
6:48I just let them know that I like you and
6:51you know, I
6:53me and you are together.
6:55I did not mean to
6:57you know, scare them off. I was just
6:59trying to let them know that you belong
7:01to me, which you do.
7:04I'm sorry, I'm getting worked up, but
7:09I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I
7:12hope you don't hate me for that.
7:14I really couldn't help myself when
7:17you're just surrounded by your male
7:20friends, you know.
7:21I feel so insecure about that.
7:24I do not like you being with other guys.
7:28I want you to only be with me. I I know
7:31it's not right to feel that way. I
7:33really know that, but I can't help it. I
7:36just like you so so very much. I just
7:39want you to be with me 24/7.
7:43Just want to chain you down to myself.
7:45So, you never leave me, baby.
7:52Okay. Okay. Ow.
7:55All right. Don't hit me.
7:57I won't do that again.
8:00But, you understand why I do it, right?
8:05Oh, baby. I just love you a lot.
8:09I'm sorry for that. I will not do it
8:12again.
8:13You trust me, right?
8:15Thank you, pepper.
8:19Uh
8:20well,
8:22can you just let your friends know that
8:23you're dating me from now on?
8:26So, that way I wouldn't have
8:28to do that sort of thing again.
8:32Thank you.
8:34You're the best, my darling.
8:36I love you.
8:37Mwah.
8:46I hope you like the audio. And I hope
8:49you enjoyed it. I hope you've been
8:51having a great vacation,
8:53great summer, and you've been taking
8:55care of yourself. To drink a lot of
8:57water and get hydrated and just eat well
9:01and take care, and I'll see you in the
9:02next audio, guys. I'll see you in the uh
9:05next audio. So, bye, guys.
9:07Yeah, I'll see you in the next audio.
9:08Bye, guys. Bye.