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0:01[music]
0:07>> Yeah.
0:10Alarm goes off, but I play dead. [music]
0:12If I don't move, will time just stand?
0:15One eye opens, [singing] a big mistake.
0:17Now reality knows that I'm awake. I hit
0:21snooze 50 [music] times. That's like
0:24cardio for my arms. 5 more minutes,
0:26[singing] that's what [music] I said. 20
0:28minutes later, I'm still in bed. I just
0:31want to sleep.
0:32>> [music]
0:33>> Buzz off.
0:34I don't want to go to work. [singing] I
0:36got sweet dreams. Just let me be.
0:39Someone build a work clone of me. I just
0:42want to sleep.
0:43>> [music]
0:43>> Buzz off.
0:45I don't want to go to work. Take my
0:47paycheck. Take my phone. Just leave me
0:51the hell alone. The alarm keeps ringing
0:53its evil [music] song. I hate that noise
0:56all morning long. Who picked that sound?
0:58[singing] Who could it be? Oh, wait a
1:01second. It was me. I finally drag my ass
1:04to work, so [music] sad. Body [singing]
1:06all right, but my soul still dead. My
1:08eyes are open. Brain is not there.
1:10[music] I'm running on coffee and pure
1:12despair. I just want to sleep. Buzz off.
1:17I don't want to go [music and singing]
1:18to work. I got sweet dreams. Just let me
1:20be. Someone build [music] a work clone
1:23of me. I just want to sleep. Buzz off.
1:27I don't want to go to work. [music] Take
1:29my paycheck. Take my phone. Just leave
1:33me the hell alone.