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0:00are you my boyfriend what no of course
0:01not who the hell even are you I just
0:03woke up from a 5-year coma then why are
0:04you saved as BF in my contacts maybe you
0:06meant best friend then why with the
0:08heart and money emojis why are you
0:09asking me about this I have no idea why
0:11you saved me like that no you got to be
0:12my boyfriend can you come pick me up
0:13from the hospital I'm telling you I'm
0:14not your boyfriend then who is my
0:15boyfriend maybe you didn't have a
0:17boyfriend no I clearly remember I had a
0:18boyfriend he had beautiful blonde hair
0:19he was tall like 6' 8 in those are two
0:22separate measurements by the way and
0:23Rich yeah that sounds nothing like me
0:25I'm bald broke short like 5'4 and my
0:27thing is only 2.5 in you'd never even
0:29consider me that's why I'm just your
0:31best friend prove it send me a selfie
0:32you don't believe me no I don't even
0:34remember having a guy best friend I feel
0:35like you're my boyfriend and you're just
0:36lying to me oh I remember what happened
0:38now there was a big car crash you
0:39survived but your boyfriend didn't but
0:41the nurse told me a different story she
0:42said that something big was blocking my
0:43throat and I almost died from lack of
0:45oxygen that nurse must have lied to you
0:47why would she lie oh I remember now
0:48swallow it that's the last thing I heard
0:50swallow it babe don't tell anyone
0:52anything wait you just called me babe no
0:54I didn't you're my boyfriend I just
0:55remembered everything you're the one who
0:57blocked my throat I hate you