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0:02hi
0:04hi what's wrong buddy someone at work
0:07ate my sandwich
0:10well what did the police say
0:13my thanksgiving leftover sandwich
0:16i can't believe someone just ate it ross
0:19is just a sandwich
0:20just a sandwich look i am 30 years old
0:24okay i'm gonna be divorced twice and i
0:26just got evicted that sandwich
0:28was the only good thing going on in my
0:30life someone ate
0:31the only good thing going on in my life
0:36okay look i i have enough stuff for for
0:38one more sandwich i mean
0:39i was gonna eat it myself but
0:42i that that would be incredible thank
0:45you so much
0:46i i i still can't believe someone ate it
0:51i mean look i i left a note and
0:53everything
0:55knock knock who's there ross geller's
0:57lunch
0:59ross geller's lunch who ross geller's
1:02lunch please don't take me
1:04okay
1:07i'm surprised you didn't go home wearing
1:08your lunch
1:11okay look you want to hold on to your
1:12food you got to scare people off i
1:14learned that living on the street
1:16really so so what would you say pheebs
1:20stuff like uh keep your mitts off my
1:24grub
1:26say ross when you picture phoebe living
1:27on the street is she surrounded by the
1:28entire cast of annie
1:32okay this will keep him away from your
1:34stuff
1:42phoebe you are a badass
1:45well sunday i'll tell you about the time
1:47i stabbed the cop
1:48phoebe what he stabbed me first
1:52um ross may i have a word with you
1:56oh of course donald we've been getting
1:59reports of some
2:01very angry behavior on your part what
2:04threatening letters
2:05refusal to meet deadlines apparently
2:08people now call you
2:10mental yeah
2:15we want you to speak to a psychiatrist
2:18oh no
2:20you don't understand ah this is so silly
2:22um
2:23this is all just because of a sandwich
2:27a sandwich yeah you see my my sister
2:31makes these amazing turkey sandwiches
2:34her secret is she puts a an extra slice
2:36of gravy soaked bread in the middle
2:39i call it the moist maker anyway
2:42i i put my sandwich in the fridge over
2:44here and
2:46oh you know what well i'm sorry i
2:49i i believe i ate that
2:55you ate my sandwich it was a simple
2:58mistake it could happen to anyone
2:59oh really
3:03did you confuse it with your own turkey
3:06sandwich with the moist maker
3:09no do you perhaps remember seeing
3:13a note on top of it there may have been
3:17a joke or
3:19limerick of some kind that said it was
3:22my sandwich now now calm down
3:26uh come look in my office uh some of it
3:29may still be in the trash
3:32what well it was quite large i
3:36i i had to throw most of it away you you
3:40you threw my sandwich away
3:44my sandwich my
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3:58sandwich
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