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0:00I just wanted to ask you if we could
0:01remove some stuff in here. Is really it.
0:04>> Um,
0:05>> stuff needs removed.
0:06>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean
0:07remove some stuff?
0:09>> I don't know. Ask son.
0:11>> Yeah, I that's what I'm asking. What do
0:13you mean remove some stuff?
0:14>> Well,
0:16I mean
0:20that
0:22I mean we do have a
0:25>> What's wrong with
0:26>> similar model?
0:28Oh yeah, that mother dead.
0:31>> That that is that is
0:33what the actual hell comedy bot
0:35>> dude.
0:37Um
0:39bad bad you put stuff in one day without
0:43DJ.
0:44>> You're not my mom.
0:47>> I'm your boss.
0:50>> Swear jar. By the way, look, I just
0:53wanted to ask if we could remove some of
0:55this stuff. I mean, look, Bonnie up
0:56there. We don't have a Bonnie.
0:58>> We could get one.
1:00>> Dude, we're already getting like one
1:03attendant thing at some point. I think
1:05they're already here.
1:06>> Yeah, but also like
1:07>> Where are they?
1:09>> I don't think they're here.
1:10>> I don't know where. You know what? Like
1:12the thing is though, Bonnie is a
1:14existing model type at least.
1:20Like it wouldn't be hard to get a new
1:22one, but I'm not going to push that on
1:24these guys. Waffles.
1:27Piss on son's leg.
1:30>> Don't do that in the daycare, please.
1:32>> He doesn't listen to me anyways. He just
1:34kind of stares me whenever I call his
1:35name. Look at him. There's not a thought
1:37in those eyes.
1:40>> Oh god, I want to squish him.
1:42>> Okay. Was there anything else than the
1:45box and body?
1:46>> Not just that. I mean, there's like some
1:47other stuff around here, too. I mean, I
1:50was thinking we could just I don't know.
1:54Do you want to get Ann on the board
1:56here? Ann hasn't really shown up.
1:58>> Well, I mean, they don't have to show
2:02up. I mean,
2:03>> you know what I mean?
2:04>> Back in our day, Back in our daycare,
2:06there was all the rest of the
2:08>> I know.
2:08>> Glam rocks.
2:09>> That's what I'm saying. Like, put Ann
2:10and then put Monty up there or
2:12something. I don't know.
2:16>> It's their space. I don't want to like
2:18rip away stuff that especially reminds
2:20them of
2:21>> friends.
2:23Army.
2:25>> Why is a twink here?
2:26>> I Hi, guys. Um, I have a little
2:30situation.
2:30>> Son, what'd you do?
2:32>> Can't fix.
2:34>> What do you mean? What did I do?
2:40>> Gooo Gaga.
2:42>> Yes, they've been transformed into a
2:44baby. I cannot fix.
2:45>> What' you do?
2:46>> I didn't do you. I was only with you the
2:47entire time.
2:49>> What are you?
2:51>> That means nothing. Finally something
2:54that I can hit.
2:56>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad, bad.
3:03>> Hi, Dalia. Can you only say goooo gaga?
3:07Can you not say any other words?
3:12Well, I said that,
3:16>> huh? Yeah, that's fair.
3:19Where? How the hell
3:20>> is that a part of your vocabulary when
3:22you were a baby? Actually,
3:27>> they might have had very bad parents.
3:32>> You know what? I'm not going to How does
3:34this happen all the time? Can I ask how
3:36this happens all the time with babies?
3:38>> Normally, it's cuz of son.
3:40>> I didn't do anything. Well,
3:42>> you have a proven track record.
3:44>> Well, actually, the baby stuff happened
3:45to us too without this guy.
3:49I'm saying at least in this dimension,
3:51Stone has a proven track record.
3:52>> We have a proven track record, too. You
3:54know what? I want to take the claim for
3:55this. I did that.
3:57>> You are with me the entire time. I was
4:00with you the entire time.
4:04>> And I was also,
4:07>> shut up.
4:09>> Do you still have magic?
4:12>> Goku,
4:15>> where did Cari go? right next to you.
4:18>> Oh my god.
4:21>> I didn't even move.
4:24But yes, I found Dalia like this and I
4:27obviously do not know how to fix this.
4:29So, I thought I would go to you guys and
4:31ask.
4:32>> Well, this is different. Dalia's
4:34actually biological. I don't
4:37That's a great point.
4:40>> Is it much different?
4:43>> Yeah.
4:43>> Okay. When when we as robots get shrunk
4:47into babies, basically it's literally
4:49basically us getting shrunk and our
4:50processors getting reduced. For a
4:53organic,
4:55they could experience a lot of physical
4:57harm.
4:57>> Oh my gosh, they're an actual baby.
5:00>> Hey. Yeah, that's an actual baby.
5:01>> Come back here. I'm okay. It's okay.
5:03It's okay. My name's Lunar.
5:07>> Are we sure we
5:08>> Oh, yeah. I guess we can actually see
5:09how Lunar handles being a daycare
5:10attendant.
5:12Lunar handles 5 to 12 year olds. That
5:14that is that is like maybe 8 months.
5:19>> Yeah, but Dollalia I think at least has
5:20their mental faculties
5:22>> mostly
5:23>> for now.
5:26>> Okay. I mean last time one of us got
5:28turned into a baby. They're
5:29>> How do we fix How do we fix I don't want
5:32I don't
5:32>> I don't know. We have to figure out how
5:33it happened.
5:34>> I don't even know who Dalia is.
5:37[sighs]
5:38>> Don't worry about it. just a friend of
5:40ours.
5:41>> Magic teacher.
5:43>> Yeah, sure. And that's probably the best
5:46going to question blanket.
5:48>> Okay,
5:48>> Dalia is fine.
5:49>> Carmy, how long have they been like
5:50this? As far as you're aware,
5:52>> as far as I'm aware, for at least
5:557 minutes. I brought them over to you
5:57guys as soon as I could when I found
5:58them.
6:00>> Fair enough. Okay. Um
6:03yo, so uh they are good at hiding.
6:06>> They're right there. Oh my god. They're
6:08running from Comedy Bot. Come here. I
6:11must pull on your antenna.
6:12>> Goku. Goku.
6:13>> I swear to God, comedy bot.
6:18Huh?
6:21Anyways, I think Moon Son's in here
6:23somewhere. We're going to just get some
6:25stuff from Why?
6:26>> Hey, Monty. Perfect. Need your help. Why
6:28is there I saw that. Why is there a baby
6:32in here?
6:32>> Where'd they get a stick? Dolly, I got
6:34turned into a baby. Where did he get a
6:35stick? We don't know how.
6:40>> Can I?
6:40>> That thing is tiny.
6:42>> Someone get comedy butt out of here.
6:44>> Gody butt.
6:46>> Okay, but what if what if I
6:49>> just come hang out?
6:50>> Okay.
6:52Is that your staff?
6:55>> Does this mean that they had that staff
6:57since they were like a kid and it just
6:59grew with them? Google.
7:02>> I don't I'm not I'm not going to bother
7:03to
7:04>> That second one sounded like a Yes.
7:05>> I don't even want to bother pretending I
7:07know what that means. Okay. So, hey,
7:11>> where they're from. Magic is like an
7:12intrinsic part of reality.
7:13>> Dalia, how's it going, buddy? My name's
7:16Lunar. I think you know that already,
7:18though. Um,
7:19>> Lunar, be careful.
7:20>> Do you I know how to tandle kids. My
7:22gosh.
7:23>> Okay. It's a magic kid with a magic
7:25stick. Dude,
7:28>> do you want to see the dog?
7:30Waffles, come here, boy. Come here. Come
7:34here.
7:35Yeah, it's this is Waffles. They're a
7:37good dog. Their ears really straight
7:39today for some reason, though.
7:42Going to go.
7:44>> There he goes. Okay, Waffles, play with
7:47the new boy.
7:50They don't understand any commands. Ju
7:51just just play with them. Okay.
7:55All right. So,
7:55>> okay, we got to figure out how they
7:56turned into a baby.
7:58>> So, if it's not obvious, by the way,
8:00they're
8:01they probably got they're just acting
8:04like a baby. They can't tell us.
8:07>> Yes, correct.
8:10>> Do you want to assume the obvious and
8:11say it's magic?
8:12>> It's not magic.
8:13>> I mean that I already blamed, son.
8:15>> It's not magic.
8:18>> Okay, that's science.
8:20>> How could that have happened?
8:24Monty, you want to explain that?
8:26>> Hey, hey, Mars got a lot better. He
8:28ain't doing none of that crap with near
8:30any of you. It's gotten really
8:32>> You're still the one that owns the baby
8:34gun,
8:35>> huh?
8:37You own the baby laser.
8:39>> Yeah, I don't I don't let anyone touch
8:40it.
8:42>> Are you Are you sure it's not magic?
8:44>> I It's not. It's I I I'd be able to
8:46tell. It's just not. Also, I think if it
8:49was magic, Dalia would be able to turn
8:52back.
8:54>> Where is he trying to take waffles? Cuz
8:56he kept trying.
8:57>> I I'll follow. Let's go. Let's go,
8:59buddy. Go follow.
9:01>> They're just trying to lead him over to
9:02a plushy.
9:04Okay. So,
9:08would the baby gun laser thing work on
9:12organic? It can.
9:16Is that
9:17>> Why did you hesitate?
9:20>> The thing is I've never tested it on an
9:22organic.
9:24>> So what you're saying is we don't know
9:26of any side effects or consequences.
9:30>> Yep.
9:33>> How did it fire off?
9:35>> I didn't fire it.
9:37I Who knows about it? Me, Mars,
9:41basically everyone here now.
9:44Yeah, I was going to say I think every
9:45>> I mean prior to prior to done it,
9:51>> oh boy, this is a mystery for the ages.
9:56>> That sounds guilty. Comedy bot.
9:58>> I know. Guilty. [screaming]
10:00>> Do not yell in your face again. Do what
10:03I say.
10:03>> Why are you screaming?
10:05>> I'm not guilty of anything for you. See,
10:09I was not near Monty.
10:15What? What does that have?
10:17>> Comedy bot.
10:17>> Yes.
10:19>> Tell me the truth or your big show this
10:23weekend. I will cancel it. But I finally
10:27have two attendees.
10:29>> I know. So tell me the truth. Did you do
10:32it, bud? [groaning]
10:35[screaming]
10:38>> If you tell me now, I won't be as harsh.
10:41>> [screaming]
10:45>> The joke would have been that I had a
10:48baby.
10:51>> You set up for stole
10:53>> my baby gun and used it on. How long
10:56have they been a baby for?
11:00In our
11:03Okay, that explains why they seem to
11:05still be pretty aware.
11:07>> It's using magic. He is using
11:09>> Yeah, they're using magic. I ain't
11:11touching that. [laughter]
11:13I'm not touching that. Worth a dank.
11:17Okay.
11:19Okay. How dangerous is it going to be to
11:22try to reverse this?
11:24So, the reason it probably didn't work
11:26already or why it didn't reverse already
11:28is because they're organic,
11:31>> right? And the way it reverses is guess
11:33what? Just by growing up,
11:38I can speed up the process probably.
11:43>> Speed up the process
11:46>> for like a minute and it'll be back to
11:49normal. I'll just turn it off. I guess
11:51>> we don't know Dolly's age.
11:53>> I don't.
11:56>> Son, why would they tell me that?
11:59>> Do you have any inkling?
12:01>> 356.
12:03You're gone.
12:05>> Huh?
12:07>> No, I'm joking. They're not that old.
12:09They are rather old for their species,
12:11though.
12:12>> Well, older.
12:14He's
12:16>> I guess just accelerate it and like
12:20slowly.
12:21>> I thought he was younger.
12:24>> I don't know his age.
12:26>> I think their species is just pretty
12:28deceptive with age. To be fair, he also
12:32probably lied to me.
12:35>> That's also fair.
12:40>> Okay.
12:43Can you get Dalia here? They're right in
12:46front of you.
12:48I'm blind as a bat. Hey, Dalia,
12:53can you write down on a piece of paper
12:54how old you were?
12:57Cuckoo.
12:59>> Okay, you know what?
13:01I don't know if a baby's going to have
13:03the
13:03>> they just got to say like what they just
13:05casted magic or whatever.
13:07>> It's big numbers.
13:08>> Trust the process.
13:10>> Bold numbers.
13:13>> How will you be able to calculate the
13:14age by the way?
13:17>> Honestly, I'm going to take a shot in
13:18the dark.
13:20>> Go.
13:25>> You said you're older than this. Are you
13:27just trying to get a Okay, you know
13:29what? I don't care. Here.
13:35>> No way. They're that they're that young.
13:37Okay, whatever.
13:39>> Goku,
13:43what?
13:44>> Thanks.
13:45>> All right, look. Just uh let me get my
13:48thing. I'll be right back. I got to
13:51text it a temper with it. I'll be back.
13:56Hey, Lunar.
13:57>> Yo, what's up?
13:59>> During all of this, I watched Waffles
14:02shred that whole pile of plushies over
14:04there in the corner.
14:05>> Yeah, that's his pile.
14:07>> Specifically, they were specifically
14:10they were mauling the U one.
14:12>> Yeah,
14:12>> I was That's not Waffles's pile. That's
14:14That's the fresh pile that we just got
14:16in stock.
14:21>> Waffles.
14:23>> That gummy dog is destructive. Waffles
14:25is a very needy boy.
14:29>> All right.
14:31[sighs]
14:33>> By the way, I'm not Moon.
14:36>> Yeah.
14:36>> I don't know if Dalia gave me the right
14:38number or if they're trying to just get
14:40younger, I guess. I don't know which to
14:42be very honest.
14:43>> They as long as it's like roughly the
14:45same. I don't care. As long as they're
14:47not a toddler.
14:51>> I'm coming back.
14:52>> All right.
14:55He's got the stick. He just put it back.
14:57But I watched that. I saw that.
14:59>> Uh I'm going to start this slow enough.
15:02Over the course of a minute, you're just
15:03going to shoot up probably. I was
15:05expecting to be like a little sprout in
15:07the ground or something.
15:09>> A little flower.
15:10>> I mean, Yep. I don't I don't know how
15:14their species works.
15:15>> I don't know either. Again, I thought
15:17like little sprout like those things
15:19from Plants vs. Zombies. I would have
15:21thought they would at least have like
15:22less pedals.
15:27They're a very hairy baby then. I guess.
15:30Okay.
15:32Give a second.
15:35>> I thought rays weren't hair.
15:36>> I don't know what to call them. I mean,
15:39those are pedals, not rays.
15:41>> Hey guys, can we just make the baby not
15:43a baby anymore?
15:45>> That's all I'm working on it.
15:48>> Any second now. Just got to shoot up.
15:51Okay, stop.
15:52>> We're good.
15:55>> Thank you.
15:56>> Do you have all your memories from
15:57before you were at all?
16:01>> Correct.
16:01>> Thank God.
16:02>> I do.
16:05>> So, how old are you?
16:06>> If I say that feel physically and
16:08mentally fit.
16:08>> If I say how old what how old they are,
16:10I think that I will just beat me.
16:12>> I will smite you.
16:15>> So, uh,
16:16>> if I say it, they're going to beat me
16:17probably too. Anyways,
16:19>> correct.
16:21Dalia, can I turn you into a baby again?
16:26>> If you wanted to do that for some form
16:29of joke, I can do that to myself.
16:31>> No,
16:33it has to be real.
16:36>> It would be real.
16:38>> I swear to God. Okay,
16:42>> Dio. So, sorry about coming, but I'm
16:43going to like lock this thing somewhere.
16:45I'm surprised you haven't already.
16:46>> Why was it not locked in a cabinet
16:48previously? It was I'm going to lock it
16:51better.
16:54Ah, I see.
16:57>> Oh,
16:58>> well, with that, I'm going to go repair
17:01the plushies and waffles ripped apart.
17:03>> I'm assuming you wouldn't want us to not
17:05discuss this again.
17:07>> I would prefer not to, especially when
17:09it involves my age.
17:10>> Of course.
17:13>> Fair enough.
17:13>> So, how old is the big big guy?
17:18Uh, old enough.
17:22>> I'm assuming another thousand.
17:25>> I think they were just joking with me
17:26that time.
17:29>> Honestly, I got no idea.
17:32But, um,
17:35[sighs]
17:36if you guys want to replace the cutouts
17:40of Bonnie and Roxis and that, that's up
17:43to you guys. I'm not going to push that
17:45on you. They were your friends.
17:47>> Can we at least update the dazzle one?
17:49Update
17:51your guys' dazzles.
17:52>> They don't look like that anymore.
17:54>> I mean, we could also just rebuild that
17:57body for them.
18:00You mean the whole cutouts? They would
18:01look too much like our They would look
18:02too much like Ardazzle.
18:04No, it'd be fine.
18:07We could just remake their cutout body.
18:09>> Dude, I just wanted to come in here and
18:10get the card to buy equipment for DJ.
18:14New equipment.
18:15>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
18:17>> Thank you.
18:17>> Here. Yep.
18:19>> Am I free to go?
18:22>> No. No, you're not.
18:26>> Oh. As manager, I delegate your
18:29punishment for turning Dolly into a baby
18:31to Chico. Chico, you can give Comedy Bot
18:33any order that he has to listen to.
18:35>> What?
18:37DJ, can you stay away from Comedy Butt
18:39for the 5 days,
18:41>> man?
18:41>> What kind of torment is this?
18:44>> Sorry. You dare.
18:46>> This is you.
18:47>> Cruel and unusual punishment in the eye.
18:49>> Transforming them [laughter]
18:50>> for no reason.
18:53>> It was more a joke.
18:57>> A joke the other person did not consent
18:59to partaking in.
19:00>> Oh, Dalia. Shall we return to our other
19:02activities now?
19:04>> I would prefer to. Yes.
19:05>> Thank you.
19:06>> Other activities?
19:08>> Knitting.
19:10>> Correct.
19:12>> Okay.
19:13>> You two knit together.
19:15Yes.
19:15>> Is this really that shocking?
19:17>> It's coming.
19:19>> You know, you two knitting is actually
19:21the most like expected thing.
19:24>> Thank you. I'll take my leave now.
19:27>> All right. By the way, this stuff's
19:29going to be expensive. Just so you are
19:30aware.
19:32>> I figured as much. It's fine.
19:36>> These days are actually
19:37>> You guys going to get out of here then?
19:38like
19:40>> my out, you know,
19:43>> pay up or whatever.
19:47>> Yeah. Just let me know if you want to do
19:49any stuff.
19:51And I do want to talk at some point.
19:55>> Yeah, figured.
19:58>> All right.
20:00I forgot he's the one that's forgetting
20:02everything.
20:05>> All right.
20:07All right. I'm just going to walk away.
20:08>> Comedy bot's an idiot. Just ignore him.
20:11>> Me up. I know.