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0:08NIGHT. All day.
0:12>> What's up? What's going on? What's
0:14happening?
0:14>> Chaos. I love it.
0:15>> Everything.
0:16>> Yeah. The world's crazy.
0:18>> Center of the storm. I think I think the
0:20world's back at war today again. Like
0:22officially,
0:23>> right?
0:24>> I don't know. I don't think that
0:26agreement with Iran lasted at all.
0:30>> Which one?
0:31>> I think there's there was bombings today
0:33in Lebanon and I think there's bombings
0:36today in American bases.
0:42>> I try to not pay attention, dude. I
0:44really do. I try to distract myself with
0:46science stuff and space. Uh, I was
0:49watching this documentary yesterday on
0:51how they make chips, like how they make
0:54like semiconductor chips. Dude, this
0:58[ __ ] machine that they use. I'm going
1:00to send you this, Jamie, because it's
1:01bananas. It's like one of the most
1:03complex machines in the world. And this
1:07this machine they use to make
1:09semiconductors, make chips. And they
1:11were explaining the process of making
1:13these chips, how [ __ ] nuts it is,
1:16man. the the amount of atoms that are
1:19stacked on and like the way they do it
1:21to make these like super complex
1:24high-end chips. There's people out
1:26there, Tony, that are doing things way
1:29different than us. Okay? We're out there
1:33talking about sucking dicks and
1:38people [ __ ] themselves. And what's
1:40going on in other parts of the world is
1:43people are doing science fiction. like
1:45they're they're actually doing science
1:46fiction. Uh here it is. Give me a
1:50second. I uh like to save things. Here
1:53it is. The world's most important
1:55machine.
1:57>> It's the one that's an hour long.
1:58>> Yes. Did you find it?
2:00>> Yeah. Just an hour long.
2:01>> Yeah. But go just go to the There's some
2:04animation where they show how they make
2:06these things. Like it was right where
2:09you were at.
2:10>> This is right at the beginning.
2:11>> Yeah. Okay. Oh, okay. So, they're just
2:13showing some of the um the different
2:16aspects of how these things are made.
2:18Look, go back to where that guy had the
2:20laser beam. That's perfect, actually,
2:21where that guy had the laser beam. So,
2:23this is him explaining this. So, look at
2:25this. Back it up a little bit and give
2:28me some volume.
2:30>> Can you back it up a little bit, please?
2:32>> I want to introduce it to you with a
2:34thought experiment. Imagine
2:37you are shrunk down to the size of an
2:39end and you're given a laser that's
2:42strong enough to melt through metal like
2:44butter. Next, a tiny droplet of molten
2:47tin, roughly the size of a white blood
2:49cell, is shot out in front of you around
2:51250 km hour. And your task is to hit
2:54this not once, not twice, but three
2:57times in a row in 20 microsconds with
2:59your little laser. Well, that is exactly
3:02what this machine does. It hits one tiny
3:05tin droplet three times in a row,
3:07heating each one up to over 220,000
3:10Kelvin. That's roughly 40 times hotter
3:12than the surface of the sun. And it
3:14doesn't just hit one droplet. It hits
3:1750,000 droplets every single second.
3:20>> How often do you miss a laser shot?
3:22>> We don't miss them.
3:24>> What? You do 150,000 laser shots a
3:27second and you don't miss one.
3:29>> Exactly. The same machine also contains
3:32mirrors that might just be the smoothest
3:35objects in the universe. If you scale
3:37one up to the size of the Earth, then
3:39the largest bump would be no thicker
3:41than a playing card.
3:42>> On top of that, it is able to overlay
3:44one layer of a chip perfectly on top of
3:46another and never be off by more than
3:48five atoms. And this is all happening
3:51while parts of the machine whip around
3:53at accelerations of over 20 GS. For 30
3:56years, almost everyone thought that
3:58actually building this machine was
4:00impossible. And yet, it exists. There is
4:04only one company in the world that can
4:06make it. So, what is this company? And
4:08what is this impossible machine they've
4:10built? This video is
4:12>> There you go.
4:13>> That's it.
4:14>> Wow.
4:15>> Yeah.
4:15>> What are they doing with that?
4:17>> All computers, like computer chips that
4:20are getting better and better and
4:21better. All these AI chips. This is how
4:23they make One interesting thing I can
4:25just add, I know when they make those,
4:27they make like a big sheet of chips, you
4:29know?
4:29>> Mhm.
4:30>> Like there'll be like 30 or 50 of them.
4:32They'll test each one in the ones that
4:35are the best, but test like one out of
4:37100. The ones that are like closest to
4:39100 become like the i9 chip. And if it's
4:41like uh 85 out of 100, it becomes like
4:44the i7 chip. So they all come off the
4:46same sheet. Like the best ones become
4:48the best chips. They sell them for the
4:49most money.
4:50>> The next ones are just a little
4:51degraded.
4:52>> No kidding. Interesting.
4:54So where there was that issue with that
4:56Samsung chip factory and it was about
4:59they weren't getting the results that
5:01they wanted. So it's probably they were
5:03getting more of the shitty chips
5:05>> and not enough of the perfect
5:06>> chips. They want really high-end chips
5:07and it's the real
5:08>> you can smoke. We have a fan in here,
5:10dude.
5:10>> Sweet.
5:11>> Um yeah. Uh, I mean, imagine if
5:16everybody died
5:18and it was just us in this room and
5:21there was like three late Well, be more
5:23than that. We'd have to have more
5:24people. Otherwise, we're going to [ __ ]
5:25up the gene pool. We're all going to
5:27look like the English royals. We need We
5:29probably need a few thousand people. A
5:31few thousand people like regular people
5:33like you and I that don't know [ __ ]
5:35about how these things work.
5:36>> Yeah.
5:36>> How much time would we need if we
5:39repopulated the earth with what we know?
5:41Basically, you're starting out like a
5:43[ __ ] like a halfass prepper, you
5:46know, like someone who's on an episode
5:47of Lost, you know, like a one of those
5:50plane crash people trying to figure out
5:51how to survive out there. You're [ __ ]
5:53>> Oh, yeah.
5:54>> You're not inventing that.
5:55>> Uh-uh.
5:55>> How long is it going to take?
5:57>> Infinity.
5:58>> And how many people have to pave the
6:00way? This is the thing. For every one of
6:02these people that makes uh an invention
6:05like this, you're making this on the
6:07back of thousands and thousands and
6:09thousands of [ __ ] super geniuses that
6:12have figured out each and every step of
6:13the way that can lead you to thinking,
6:16is this possible that we could do this
6:17next? You know, they all build on each
6:19other. So, you need all these guys and
6:23hopefully they don't get any [ __ ]
6:25because otherwise they're going to get
6:27distracted,
6:28>> you know? Well, I bet if one of them
6:30gets a hot wife, like one of their
6:31patents kicks and they they start making
6:34bank and then all a sudden he shows up
6:35for work in a Ferrari and next you know
6:37he's got a hot wife. Everybody's like,
6:39"Oh my god."
6:40>> Yeah. Civilization just went back 100
6:44200 years.
6:44>> We're going to lose Tim.
6:46>> Yeah.
6:48>> Tim Tim's taking Adderall, coding 18
6:50hours a day trying to figure out how to
6:52get us to Mars. Actually, that's a bad
6:55point because Elon clearly gets [ __ ]
6:57and doesn't seem to be affecting him at
6:59all.
6:59>> I think Elon's different.
7:01>> He's definitely different.
7:03>> Yeah. I mean, some people are different,
7:04different different.
7:05>> It's fascinating how many people want to
7:07find flaws in what he's doing
7:10>> instead of just looking at this like,
7:12wow, this is an extraordinary time to be
7:14alive. But it's because of this
7:15narrative that people have. uh one of
7:18them the big one is this US aid is
7:20killing people narrative that people
7:22have died because of US aid then a bunch
7:24of people have given examples of how uh
7:27them cutting the funding has led to the
7:29end of certain people's lives like where
7:31they were in hospitals that didn't have
7:32any funding and there's a lot of that
7:36that you could point to say right if
7:38they had the money they would have had
7:39the funding and they would have had that
7:40equipment in place or maybe they
7:42wouldn't have but here's the other thing
7:44that's not discounting the fact that a
7:46lot of that money is fraud.
7:48>> Yeah.
7:49>> A lot of it. Like it's not a little
7:51amount. And the idea that you should let
7:54it go on because it's going to save
7:56lives and there's a bunch of people that
7:58are stealing money. Okay, I see that
8:01argument. But why are we sending them
8:04money in the first place? Like wh what's
8:06Did we do something to them? Do we owe
8:08them money? No. Okay, we're just being
8:10nice. Are you sure we're just being
8:11nice? Is there anybody profiting of us
8:13off of us being nice? Cuz usually just
8:15being nice for no reason and just giving
8:18tax money away for no reason. I don't
8:20think they do that. I don't think that's
8:21real. I used to think that was real. I
8:23used to think that charity was real. And
8:25now I look at I go, "Oh, no, no, no, no,
8:27no, no, no. This is a giant scam that's
8:29wrapped up in virtue. It's wrapped up in
8:30a nice cozy blanket of being kind and
8:33compassionate and virtuous and doing
8:35good things for people all around the
8:37world." I think a lot of people get
8:38involved in those things because that's
8:40what they think. We're going to do good
8:42things around the world. They're good
8:43people. I really believe that. And then
8:46they find out how it really works and
8:47then they get stuck in that system and
8:49then they're making their way up their,
8:51you know, air quotes corporate ladder to
8:53the point where some of them are making
8:54a million dollars a year and you're
8:55like, what is this?
8:57>> Yeah.
8:57>> What is this? This is a business. This
8:59isn't really charity. Most of the money
9:01is going to your employees and your
9:03overhead and your why do you have such a
9:05big building? Like what are you doing?
9:08How come you're not just funneling the
9:09money to these people?
9:10>> Exactly.
9:11>> What? Like the LA fire aid. Yeah. Great
9:13example. Spencer Pratt told me how many
9:16what number did he say of nonprofits got
9:18that money? So over a hund00 million
9:20gets raised. I don't know the exact
9:21total.
9:23All of it goes to these different
9:25nonprofits. I think he said 200
9:28different nonprofits got the money.
9:31>> Yeah.
9:31>> So and then what happens to that? Well,
9:33they just pay their employees. They pay
9:35overhead. They pay their rent on [ __ ]
9:38nice office on wherever they live.
9:40>> Mhm.
9:41>> [ __ ] man. It's so disheartening because
9:43you you've so that's what all that stuff
9:46is and it's also if you listen to it
9:48when Mike Benz has been on my podcast a
9:51few times and explains us a
9:53people think of it as aid you think of
9:56it as oh we're helping the world which
9:58is great right but it's not that it's
10:00the agency for international development
10:02and it involves funding rap bands
10:06overseas that are uh the subversive rap
10:10bands that are supposed to uh excite
10:12people to take over the government.
10:14There's like a bunch of like weird [ __ ]
10:16funds rebels. It it funds newspapers.
10:19And what was he talking about? Like the
10:22there was a lot of it like funding rap
10:24music.
10:26Like this is crazy. People have
10:29long said that rap music even though
10:32listen you love hip-hop. I know you just
10:35got back from Kanye West. I'm a huge
10:37hip-hop fan.
10:37>> We got to talk about that at some point.
10:39>> We definitely do. I love hip-hop. Um,
10:41but there's some people that believe
10:43that gangster rap in particular when it
10:46came about in the 1980s was a part of a
10:50the push to popularize it and produce it
10:53was a a part of the government. some
10:56faction of the government, some faction,
10:58some intelligence agencies, wanting to
11:00create more crime, wanting to fill more
11:03private prisons, wanting to erode the
11:06fabric of society so they could push for
11:09more laws to keep you safer. This is
11:11like the one of the most tinfoily of
11:14tinfoil hat conspiracies. But people are
11:17pointing out that right now it's like
11:18one of the rare times where no rap music
11:21is on the charts.
11:22>> Yeah. And they're saying, well, how does
11:24this coincide with US A? Was US A like
11:27actively promoting rap music? Was that
11:30one of the reasons why rap music was so
11:32poss?
11:34>> Is that real? That can't be real.
11:37>> Maybe back in the day. It seems like
11:39that would be more manipulative. I I
11:42don't see how.
11:42>> I believed that until I heard mumble rap
11:44and I'm like, this makes this is not
11:46real. This is trying to make people
11:48stupid.
11:48>> Yeah. There's there's something about
11:50this, you know, and obviously some
11:52artists are better at it than other.
11:54Some of them are fun the way they do it,
11:56>> but I'm saying there's a giant chunk of
11:58them that are inaudible.
12:01>> You don't know what like who's who's
12:03into this?
12:03>> Oh, almost all of them are inaudible.
12:06>> Like what what's going on there? Imagine
12:08if like that was it. It was like uh
12:10people heard Nas and like this guy's too
12:12smart. Uh we got to dumb it down a
12:14little. We got to promote some people
12:16that could barely talk.
12:17>> Yeah. We got to promote some people that
12:19are on cough syrup apparently.
12:20>> Yeah,
12:21>> that's the Have you ever done that cough
12:22cough syrup?
12:23>> No.
12:23>> They seem to love it.
12:24>> Yeah.
12:25>> A lot of dudes who are into that that
12:27cough syrup, man. They they swear by it.
12:30>> It's crazy. It's got to be fun. It's got
12:32to be enjoyable.
12:33>> Is it codine? Is that what they're
12:35doing?
12:35>> I think so.
12:36>> Have you done it, Jamie?
12:38Bro, we talked about this before, but I
12:40remember um back in the 90s I got a hold
12:45of some Nyquil, the real Nyquil. Like I
12:49guess they changed the formula for
12:50Nyquil and uh I had you know whatever
12:53the flu or something and I took some
12:55Nyquil and I was laying in bed and I was
12:56like this is wonderful. Yeah,
12:58>> it was wonderful. like the just the
13:01warmth, the softness of the pillows and
13:03the warmth of the bed with the covers
13:05over me like, "Oh, this is wonderful."
13:08And I remember thinking, "Oo, this is
13:10dangerous."
13:11>> Oh, yeah.
13:12>> Like, this is a dangerous feeling.
13:14Because if your life was [ __ ] and you
13:16found that like that's better than
13:18anything else that's happening in your
13:20life.
13:21>> Yeah.
13:22>> And you can get it at CVS.
13:24>> Crazy. Crazy.
13:25>> Who was in the old Nyquil
13:27>> before they switched it?
13:29I avoid that stuff like the plague. I'm
13:31afraid of medicine.
13:32>> So, this stuff probably was like sitting
13:35in my house if I took it. So, it might
13:37have even been older than 97 or 98
13:40whenever this was that I was sick. But
13:42I'll never forget it cuz then I never
13:44get like getting scared like I could
13:47love this. Like I could just drink this
13:49during the day and just like sit on my
13:51back porch if I have the day off.
13:53>> Yeah.
13:54>> Just get obliterated with Nyquil and
13:56just enjoy the universe. I told you
13:58about that time I took a half of the
13:59pain pill that the dentist gave me for
14:01my wisdom tooth. I was like, "Oh, [ __ ]
14:03This is lifechanging."
14:04>> It says, "The earliest Nyquil formula
14:06include Ephadrin, which is a
14:09decongestant, docam,
14:12doc, docyamine,
14:15sisinate, which is an antihistamine,
14:18acetaminophen,
14:20dextro
14:22methorphan, cough suppressant, and about
14:2425% alcohol." Mhm.
14:26>> Oh, I was getting drunk, too.
14:27>> Mhm.
14:28>> Wow. Um, what changed the mid-200s after
14:32the combat methamphetamine at There it
14:34is. They removed pseudo epidurine. So,
14:38was that the stuff? So, it wasn't
14:40coding. But is there I think there is
14:42Nyquil with coding though, right?
14:45>> What I had was pretty good. I don't
14:48think it was as simple.
14:50>> Yeah. You had the stuff they could make
14:51mess out of or whatever.
14:53>> Yeah. Okay. Okay, we'll put it in
14:55perplexity
14:56and perplexity says in the mid 20ou.
15:00Yeah, Nyquil brands sold in the US do
15:02not contain codin and there's never been
15:04a standard Vix Nyquil with codin in its
15:08active ingredient lineup. Typical Nyquil
15:11form. So codin. So does any cough syrup
15:14have codin in it?
15:15>> That's what lean is. So you're talking
15:18about
15:18>> they add it
15:19>> or is it just prescription cough syrup?
15:21>> That was the whole thing about it.
15:23Maybe I am [ __ ] up my memory and
15:25maybe it wasn't Nyquil cuz whatever it
15:27was. It seems like
15:28>> you get [ __ ] up off Nyquil but you
15:30have to drink like the whole bottle. You
15:31get Nyquil like just get [ __ ] up.
15:33>> I definitely didn't drink the whole
15:34bottle. I I know I took a dose
15:37like a strong dose.
15:38>> I mean you're just getting [ __ ] up off
15:4025% alcohol and a little bit of a
15:42>> maybe
15:43>> a little bit of side mess.
15:44>> See the thing is it's so long ago I
15:46can't remember. I say Nyquil because
15:48it's like saying Q-tips.
15:49>> Yeah. you know, or Kleenex just because
15:51it's tissues or ear swabs. I don't know
15:54if it was Nyquil, but it was cough
15:55syrup, whatever the [ __ ] it was. And I
15:57felt wonderful. And I remember thinking
15:59like, this could be a real problem.
16:01>> Like that one day in bed, cuz I'm always
16:03scared of stuff like that. I'm always
16:04scared to get I knew too many people
16:06when I was growing up that got hooked on
16:07stuff. Yeah.
16:08>> And it just derailed their life. So
16:10lying in bed, I was like, "Oh, you're
16:11going to do this again. No more this."
16:14>> Right.
16:14>> I like it.
16:15>> Yeah.
16:16>> Yeah. I got a knee surgery once. They
16:19gave me morphine. They made morphine in
16:21a drip.
16:22>> And they say that you can only hit that
16:24button so many times it stops giving to
16:26you. Yeah. But every time you feel pain,
16:27you can just hit the button cuz I was on
16:29like a perpetual motion machine. Yeah.
16:31>> So my legs going and I'm just bang bang
16:34bang bang.
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17:29closest I come to that because I've
17:31never had like a serious surgery or
17:33anything, but I go to this uh they have
17:35a dental office here in Austin called
17:36the Austin Dental Spa. So their whole
17:40thing is like a luxurious
17:43dental experience and they will hook you
17:46up to laughing gas and they let you like
17:48if they're like they're like you want a
17:50little more and I'm like okay yeah and
17:52that's like the closest I get to it is
17:54once every 6 months or so I go there and
17:57dude I'm always excited about this
17:59[ __ ] experience. It is so awesome.
18:02>> Do you ever come up with bits after
18:04doing laughing gas to give you any
18:06ideas? No, but during the thing it makes
18:08me weirdly honest. You ever seen in Kill
18:10Bill when he shoots her in the knee with
18:12the honest gun cuz he was a chemist for
18:14like a living is like his secret job. So
18:17he comes up with this truth serum and
18:18I've noticed that it makes me like
18:20weirdly very honest. So one time when I
18:23was in the dental office, the guy's
18:25doing whatever and I'm like and I'm
18:28jacked on laughing gas cuz it's not
18:30really you're not really like cracking
18:32up. you're just like in heaven and
18:34you're like it's kind of smiling ear to
18:36ear. And I remember going like how long
18:38did you go to school for dental school?
18:40And he's like whatever the answer is
18:42like 8 years. And I'm like did you ever
18:43think about going longer and becoming a
18:45real doctor? And then I and I realized
18:47like kind of in the moment even though I
18:49was [ __ ] up like that's that sounds
18:51mean but I think they're totally used to
18:54it. I think they know that laughing gas
18:55makes people [ __ ]
18:56>> I bet they're not used to that dude.
18:58That's so mean. It's not supposed
19:01that's what I'm saying is it's like a
19:03dangerous
19:03>> a real doctor
19:04>> a dangerous truth serum.
19:06>> Some people want to be dentists.
19:08>> Yeah,
19:08>> we need them too.
19:10>> Yeah,
19:10>> you know
19:11>> crazy gig.
19:12>> Yeah,
19:13>> it's a weird one.
19:14>> I know. Imagine how much bad breath they
19:16smell
19:17>> and just weird things lodged in teeth
19:19for God only knows how long. When I got
19:22my root canal, um, one of the reason why
19:24I had to get it is cuz, uh, I had a cap
19:27on my tooth or a a filler, whatever it
19:30is. What's it called?
19:32>> Fillings.
19:33>> No, the when they just fill your tooth
19:34up. Why? Why can't I remember?
19:36>> Filling.
19:36>> Fillings. Why did I say filler?
19:38Whatever.
19:39>> Yeah. Uh, it was old school one, you
19:41know? It was like white plastic. And
19:43when I was a kid, I used to have them.
19:44They were like [ __ ] lead. They used
19:46to give you lead fillings, which is
19:47crazy. Like kids had lead in their
19:50mouth.
19:51Um, and it was hurting. It was bothering
19:53me. So, what had happened was uh I had
19:56cracked the tooth and it had gotten
19:58infected underneath the uh filling. So,
20:02he takes the filling out and drills into
20:03it and the smell
20:06>> that came out of my mouth. It was so It
20:10was pus. All this pus came out and this
20:13[ __ ] horrific smell.
20:16>> I was like, "Oh my god, is that coming
20:17out of my mouth?"
20:19>> Yeah. He's like, "Oh, that's normal.
20:20It's decay.
20:22There's an infection under here. We're
20:23going to treat it. You're going to be
20:24fine."
20:25>> Yeah. Piece of elk from seven years ago.
20:27>> This is a long time ago. This is a long
20:29time ago. It was before I was hunting, I
20:31think.
20:31>> But it was uh I you know, people die
20:34from that stuff, which is really crazy.
20:36Like, if you don't take care of your
20:37teeth and you get that kind of
20:38infection, those kind of infections can
20:41become septic.
20:42>> Yeah. Well, it's nuts. Sometimes I'll do
20:44a thing where I'll water floss after I
20:47brush my teeth just to see what would
20:49have been left in there if I just did
20:51what normal humans do cuz high pressure
20:55water flossers that I [ __ ] love.
20:57Complete game changer for life. And it's
20:59insane what will jet out of there with
21:02gets stuck deep in between the teeth and
21:04everything. And you know I think you're
21:06I would for the most part I do it before
21:08I brush but every once in a while I'll
21:09be like I wonder if there's anything
21:11left in there you know. Yeah, you have
21:13to floss. You're gonna get a bunch of
21:15[ __ ] stuck in there.
21:16>> But
21:16>> and even then, sometimes I'll regular
21:18floss and then brush my teeth and just
21:20out of curiosity go, I wonder if there's
21:22anything left in there. And I'll do a
21:24one silver with a water flosser and you
21:25see like ding ding ding, three little
21:27things come out. It's like that would
21:28have marinated
21:30>> in between my teeth or in the back of my
21:32gum line or whatever.
21:33>> Yeah, that's not good. But according to
21:35my dentist, he thinks it's all sugar. He
21:38thinks if you go back and you look at
21:40like when people started developing
21:42serious cavities, it's the people have
21:44always had abscesses and broken teeth
21:47and there's always been like dental
21:49problems that haunted people because
21:51back in the day, man, they just pull the
21:53tooth out and then who knows what kind
21:54of infection you still have in there and
21:56they don't treat it. In the 1700s, if
21:59you broke your tooth and got an
22:00infection, you could be [ __ ] dead,
22:02you know? You could die from that [ __ ]
22:03But he was saying that the the amount of
22:06cavities like steeply increased when
22:09people started putting sugar and
22:10everything and then kids started
22:12drinking sugary sodas and eating sugary
22:14candy and that stuff gets stuck in your
22:16teeth. It's like I think that's the
22:17cause of it.
22:18>> Yeah. And probably high fructose corn
22:20syrup's probably just as bad or if not
22:22worse than actual sugar.
22:24>> That stuff's not good for your body.
22:25That's for sure. Your body doesn't like
22:27it. Someone explained to me what's the
22:29difference in the absorption of high
22:30fructose corn syrup versus natural cane
22:33sugar. I completely forget how they
22:35explained it, but they were they were
22:36basically saying that there's some
22:37issues with how the body breaks it down.
22:40>> Well, when you drink a soda, just think
22:42about that. Where in nature do you get
22:4420 grams of sugar just in liquid form
22:48and you just pump it downug?
22:51Ah, refreshing.
22:53>> Crazy. My buddy that I uh went to school
22:55with just flew in from Hawaii, which is
22:58where he's lived for like 20 years. He's
23:00like he's like a wilderness guy. Climbs
23:03trees and cuts down his own pineapples
23:05and coconuts and stuff all the time.
23:06He's he's got a great life. And um he uh
23:11he checked a bag this trip just a few
23:13days ago. Um and he brought it to the
23:15mother ship because that's where we met
23:16up. And he surprised me with this
23:18checked bag that was like that had the
23:20moldings built in and everything. It had
23:22four coconuts and two white Hawaiian
23:26pineapples, I think they're called,
23:27which like run like $65 each or
23:30something in the US. Like it's
23:31impossible to get. And um according to
23:34him, I don't know. Uh he's a real
23:36hippie- dippy type.
23:37>> Is that the dude that you brought to the
23:38mother?
23:39>> Yeah, Anthony. Yeah.
23:40>> Your friend from high school, which is
23:42crazy.
23:42>> Yeah, he's the he's the man. He's just a
23:44real dude.
23:45>> That's crazy when you know people for
23:46that long.
23:47>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so this dude is
23:48just living in Hawaii, living his best
23:51life.
23:51>> And I I mean, holy [ __ ] these [ __ ]
23:54pineapple. He's like, "Dude, you're
23:55going to love this pineapple. Pineapple.
23:57Pineapple." He just kept going on about
23:59it. I'm like, "All right, okay." Sure
24:00enough. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] man. It's
24:03nature can deliver you a sugar dose cuz
24:07he was saying that white Hawaiian
24:08pineapples have higher sugar but much
24:10lower acidity
24:12>> than what we're used to. So it makes a
24:14whole different and since obviously it's
24:16natural sugar and this and that. It just
24:17makes a whole different type of [ __ ]
24:19fruit. It's crazy.
24:22>> Sounds good.
24:22>> Wild how we have to go other places to
24:24get unbelievable [ __ ]
24:26>> Well, of course Hawaii.
24:27>> Yeah,
24:28>> Hawaii really should be its own country.
24:30>> Yeah,
24:30>> I listen. I love Hawaii. I'm glad
24:32they're protected by the United States.
24:34People are cool as [ __ ] It should be
24:36its own country. It's 5 hours by plane.
24:39>> I mean, come on, man. Yeah,
24:40>> white pineapples primarily known as
24:43sugarloaf or white jade pineapples.
24:46>> Highly prized rare variety grown in
24:48Hawaii. Unlike standard yellow, they
24:50feature creamy white flesh, particularly
24:52uh practically no acidity and a complex
24:55completely edible core.
24:57>> It was great.
24:58>> And [ __ ] he climbs a goddamn tree
25:01>> like a little [ __ ] monkey boy. Normal
25:04little white dude.
25:05>> How did he wind up in Hawaii? Uh, he's a
25:09real free spirit. He always was. I think
25:11he just went out there, visited, and
25:13stayed. He's the kind of guy that just
25:15gets a one-way ticket places, and
25:17figures it out as he goes. He's in
25:18Youngstown right now. That shows you how
25:20adventurous and crazy he is. He's like,
25:23I'm going to spend a week and a half
25:24there. I'm like, a week and a half in
25:26Youngstown.
25:27>> Why is he doing that?
25:28>> Visit family and friends? He said,
25:30>> is there a good hotel to stay at in
25:32Youngstown?
25:33>> No. And I even had to look this up
25:35recently because I'm like, I'm not
25:36staying at the crazy hotel that I stayed
25:39at last time I was there. So I'm like,
25:41best hotel in Youngsttown. And the
25:43funniest thing is the actual closest
25:45option was in Pennsylvania, like 50
25:48minutes away. Truly, I mean, there's one
25:51like Double Tree downtown, but it's in
25:54an area of absolute chaos. I mean, just
25:59death wish.
25:59>> Do you ever go back there and go, I
26:01can't believe I grew up here?
26:02>> Always. 100% of the time. I got a
26:05feeling for it immediately when I went
26:06to LA and I didn't hear police sirens
26:09anymore, like as often at least. You
26:12know what I mean?
26:13>> Isn't that funny? Like LA with LA's
26:15crime.
26:16>> That's what I always thought. I'm like,
26:17"Oh, this is going to be crazy. I've
26:19heard these Tupac songs. Like, this is
26:21going to be nuts." And it was
26:23>> That was US A.
26:24>> So peaceful. Yeah, exactly.
26:27So peaceful. In Youngstown, at least
26:29when I was growing up there, you could
26:30hear a police siren or an ambulance
26:33siren almost at any point of the day.
26:36>> God,
26:37>> my buddy sent me a shirt recently, too.
26:40Another one buddy um that has the stats
26:43on it of us being the murder capital. I
26:45think it was 90, 91, and 96 per capita.
26:50Not the biggest population,
26:52but per capita, it was the most
26:55dangerous place you could be. when I was
26:57in those most developmental years when a
26:59kid shouldn't be having his head next to
27:02the window. Yeah, there it is. I got
27:03that shirt.
27:05>> Wow.
27:05>> Fourtime defending champion, murder
27:08capital of America.
27:10>> Wow.
27:11>> Yep. In 01 02. That puts me as a
27:13sophomore and junior in high school.
27:16>> 9597. I'm 112.
27:18>> And you're being raised by your mom.
27:20>> Yeah. on the north on the craziest
27:24[ __ ] area of the whole goddamn thing.
27:26The most dilapidated part of the north
27:28side of Youngtown.
27:30>> Wow.
27:31>> Yeah. I can't believe it. That's why
27:34like every part of my [ __ ] story I'm
27:37like, "This is so goddamn weird." So
27:40weird.
27:40>> It is when you think about it, right?
27:42When you really stop and think about it,
27:44it doesn't seem real. 60 years ago, this
27:45Ohio city was named Crime Town, USA.
27:48>> Yep. Crime Town
27:50>> 75 bombings.
27:51>> Yep.
27:52>> Oh, this was the mob days.
27:53>> Yeah.
27:54>> So, it used to be a mob run town, right?
27:57>> Totally.
27:58>> They were called bomb town.
27:59>> Yeah. It was a Youngstown tuneup is a
28:02car bomb.
28:03>> Look at this. 75 bombings,
28:0611 killings in a decade, and no one
28:09seems to care.
28:11>> They were so nuts in Youngstown that
28:13somebody tried to kill the actual
28:15prosecutor, the actual DA. Oh, isn't
28:18that normal that they always try to do
28:19that?
28:20>> Well, it's kind of the stupidest,
28:22craziest thing you could do because then
28:24the entire FBI comes down on you. It's a
28:28little shortsighted to go, "Ah, we're
28:29going to kill the main cop of this city
28:32and not think that anything's going to
28:34happen from that. Well, we beat the
28:36game. We beat the main cop."
28:37>> Imagine trying to be an intelligent
28:40businessman and also a mob leader.
28:42Imagine like planning things out in
28:45advance and but also you're a mob
28:47leader.
28:47>> There was a lot of that going on and I
28:50got to see quite a bit of it. Like there
28:53were uh let's put it this way mall
28:55developers in Youngstown and things like
28:58that. And I got to see firsthand very
29:00young that they were communicating with
29:02politicians at lunchtime and stuff
29:05because I was working at this little
29:07Italian restaurant at the time right out
29:09of high school. and um and having they
29:14were having these quiet meetups in a
29:15quiet in the corner of a quiet Italian
29:18restaurant and you would see these huge
29:20moguls, you know, I won't name any
29:22names, but big business people in
29:24Youngstown meeting with the local this
29:26and that and congressmen. I got to meet
29:28that congressman and that congressman
29:30because they're there meeting with these
29:31super duper rich people. And I'm like, I
29:33wonder what the correlation is there,
29:35>> bro. Back then when there was no cell
29:37phones
29:38>> Yeah. And you know, they had to bug
29:41people. They have to They had to
29:42literally bug businesses to get
29:44information.
29:45>> Like they were all doing something.
29:47>> Oh yeah.
29:48>> You couldn't be involved in any big time
29:50business if you weren't down with the
29:52Teamsters. If you weren't down with the
29:54Long Shoreman,
29:55>> you had to you had to We got TO WORK
29:57THIS OUT, BOBBY.
30:00We're businessmen.
30:02>> That's That's how you did the business.
30:04>> Give a little money to their campaign.
30:06Not a little, but a bit. And then you
30:08can get your stuff passed and make life
30:10easier down the road.
30:11>> Dude, I had friends that had no show
30:13jobs.
30:14>> Wow.
30:15>> Yeah.
30:15>> Yeah.
30:16>> I had a friend of mine that had a
30:17no-show job in New York at the Javit
30:19Center.
30:20>> You know, the Javit Center is like a big
30:22convention center.
30:24>> He had a union no-show job.
30:26>> Wow.
30:26>> So, he was a mob guy.
30:28>> Yeah.
30:28>> And they they just gave him money.
30:30>> I only get a free check on the Sopranos.
30:32They had those no-show construction
30:34jobs. They're sitting there with their
30:36portable fans. Yeah. No, that's real,
30:38dude. That is a real thing.
30:40>> Yeah.
30:41>> There's They get a certain amount of
30:42jobs. Like they would make agreements.
30:45Like the union would make an agreement.
30:47We get a certain amount of these jobs.
30:48There's like, you know,
30:50>> it's crazy.
30:51>> There's really a hundred jobs, but we
30:53want 130.
30:56Uh, Youngstown was uh a haven for
31:00organized crime related corruption was
31:02ingrained into the fabric of its
31:04society. A 2000 publication, New
31:06Republic, listed a chief of police, the
31:07outgoing prosecutor, the sheriff, the
31:09county engineer, members of the local
31:11police force, a city law director,
31:13several defense attorneys, politicians,
31:16judges, and a former assistant US
31:18attorney as controlled by the mob.
31:21>> So if they have that, if they found that
31:25for sure, imagine how many others there
31:28are,
31:28>> right? That's everybody. That's
31:30everybody. the prosecutor, the sheriff,
31:32the county engineer, the police force,
31:34city law director, defense attorney.
31:36Imagine not being down with the mob.
31:39Like, do you want to stay alive? Like,
31:40do you want to work in this business?
31:42>> Right. And this is a city. I think we
31:44looked it up the other day, actually. I
31:45think it only has 25,000 white people.
31:48>> So, knowing that black people tend to
31:51not be in the Italian mob, just going
31:54off of 25,000,
31:57and that's current. I don't know what it
31:58was back in the day, but the point is is
32:00like it's not a big city.
32:03It's not I think 50 60,000 half or less
32:08white. So
32:09>> there's Tony.
32:11>> Yeah,
32:11>> there's little Tony watching pro
32:12wrestling.
32:13>> Oh yeah, pro wrestling. And even then I
32:15was obsessed with Good Fellas and a
32:17Bronx Tale and a Godfather because it's
32:19like it's just what you're taught is
32:22humanity. Like that's life.
32:24>> Yeah.
32:26So getting out of that and going to LA
32:28and thinking it was going to be all it's
32:30going to be crazy gangs and stuff and
32:32it's just quiet. Granted, I started in
32:34Burbank, which is a [ __ ] television
32:36studio essentially. But when I moved to
32:38New Jersey and I didn't have any money
32:40when I first moved to New York, I I
32:42couldn't afford to live in New in New
32:44York City or I didn't even have an
32:45apartment. I stayed with my grandparents
32:47cuz my grandfather lived in New Jersey
32:50in New York. And um he bought a house
32:53there in I think it was like the 1940s
32:56and they did a thing called
32:57blockbusting. Do you know what
32:58blockbusting is? They would go to door
33:00to door and they would say black people
33:02are moving into the neighborhood. You
33:03got to sell now. And everybody sold. It
33:04used to be an entirely Italian
33:06neighborhood.
33:07>> Uh and he was like I like black people.
33:08Get the [ __ ] out of here. And he kept
33:10his house but it was like one of very
33:12few families that stayed. And then black
33:15people moved out. And then they started
33:17getting like different people, Spanish-
33:20speakaking people, like Dominicans and a
33:22bunch of other. And that's how it was
33:23when I stayed with them. So this is like
33:29nu 91. Yeah, I was three years in the
33:32comedy, so it's probably 91. And uh
33:34while I was living with them, the next
33:36door neighbor's house got broken into by
33:38the cops. The DEA smashed down his door.
33:40The dude had an Audi parked in a
33:42driveway. He was selling crack like
33:43right next door to my grandpa.
33:45>> Wow. The whole neighborhood was just
33:46nuts, dude. Like he would get really
33:48nervous when I would leave. Like I would
33:50leave to go play pool somewhere and he
33:51like be careful. Like it was [ __ ]
33:54sketchy.
33:55>> Yeah.
33:57>> But it didn't used to be like when he
33:59first moved there. It was just an all
34:02Italian neighborhood.
34:03>> Yep.
34:04>> Real estate people even back like what a
34:06dirty thing to do.
34:07>> Scare people into moving. That's
34:10probably the first project of US Aid.
34:12That's probably
34:13>> Yeah.
34:15They probably got real estate people to
34:17destroy neighborhoods.
34:19>> There's something to it. I don't know
34:20the correlation of Italian neighborhoods
34:23being taken over, not taken over, but
34:26whatever by black people like the mobrun
34:30cities like Youngstown, like Chicago,
34:32like Detroit. Um,
34:35it's an interesting anomaly. I wonder if
34:38there's any correlation between the
34:39things. Well, you know, most of the
34:42Italians that came in the early 20th
34:45century were very poor. You know, they
34:47were all coming over here for labor or
34:49jobs and things along those lines. And
34:52um you know, when they started doing
34:54better, they you know, they started
34:56moving out and moving into the suburbs
34:58and moving into you know, more
35:00gentrified areas. It's always what are
35:03the new immigrants that are going to
35:04come and take over this area that was
35:06like formerly a lowincome Italian
35:09neighborhood or a lowincome Irish
35:11neighborhood. It's the same thing. Like
35:13there's cycles, you know.
35:15>> It's like there's cycles in fighting
35:16too. Like in the early 20th century,
35:19there's a lot of Jewish fighters like
35:22Slappy Maxi Rosen Bloom. You never heard
35:24of him, right? Some very good Jewish
35:26fighters. um because they were poor and
35:29there were the the new immigrants, you
35:31know, and this is like before World War
35:33II. And then in and even afterwards
35:37there was some but then you get
35:39Italians, you get a lot of Italians, get
35:41Rocky Marciano, Rocky Gratziano, there's
35:44a lot of like uh Jake Lamada, there's a
35:46lot of these like Italian bad
35:48[ __ ] because they were poor.
35:49>> Yeah. And then what happened? Then you
35:52got a lot of Puerto Ricans, a lot of,
35:54you know, it's always like who's the new
35:56immigrants,
35:57>> right?
35:57>> And who are the most hungry, come from
35:59the most povertyridden areas. Like
36:02Roberto Duran came from a terrible part
36:04of Panama. Like not terrible, but I mean
36:06like very poor, very violent.
36:08>> Yeah.
36:08>> And he was one of the baddest
36:10[ __ ]
36:10>> Boom. Manini was right down the street.
36:12>> Yep. Yeah. I mean, Youngstown's known
36:17for boxing.
36:17>> Yeah. Kelly Pav. Kelly Pavick, who's
36:20been on the podcast. He's awesome.
36:22>> Yeah,
36:22>> he was a beast, dude.
36:24>> Oh, man.
36:25>> That fight with him and Germaine Taylor
36:27won. Sometimes I still rewatch the end
36:29of that to
36:30>> How did he survive?
36:31>> Give me a burst of energy.
36:33>> I mean, how did he make it through that?
36:35That was a crazy I mean, he got dropped.
36:38He looked like it looks like the fight
36:39was over. And then when he's got him in
36:41the corner and he rocks him
36:43>> and you you go, "No way. He's coming
36:46back. This is crazy." Easy.
36:47>> This Did you watch uh the fights this
36:49weekend? Geron Boot Boots Enis and I
36:51forget the the dude he was fighting.
36:53>> No, I was at that concert. I missed it.
36:56>> Boots is very good. And for the most
36:58part, he beat his ass. But the third
37:00round he got rocked. The third round was
37:02incredible cuz he the kid he was
37:04fighting, who's the gentleman that he
37:05was fighting, Jamie?
37:06>> Zas.
37:07>> Zas. Yeah. Young kid. He uh got dropped
37:11in the second round like pretty bad.
37:12Boots is very good. He's like one of the
37:14best boxers alive. And then the third
37:16round, the kid came back and rocked
37:18Boots and it was just a war. Just the
37:20third round was incredible. Boots wound
37:22up stopping him. I think he stopped him
37:24in like the seventh or the eighth round.
37:26Uh he just dropped him one last time and
37:29the the re the corner called it. It was
37:31enough. Like he was getting his ass
37:32kicked, but he was very very valiant,
37:35you know. It was a really good fight.
37:37Like Boots is better than him. Like
37:38clearly he's like he's on another level,
37:40but this kid showed just tremendous
37:42heart. But it's like that third round
37:44was just coming back from getting
37:46dropped in the second. Like those kind
37:48of moments where a guy's getting [ __ ]
37:50up like like the Gachi Tapora fight.
37:52>> Yep.
37:53>> Perfect example.
37:54>> Yeah.
37:54>> Right.
37:55>> That's when it's really a fight.
37:56>> A a real fight cuz Toporia was on him in
38:01that second round,
38:03>> man. We were so close. They were in They
38:06were You could hear it.
38:07>> They Oh, you could really You could feel
38:09it where I was, man. And you know,
38:12obviously we're always close to the cage
38:14on those things, but then when gate when
38:17Turia was landing those body shots, it
38:20was right against our side of the fence,
38:22and I'm literally like, "Oh my." I mean,
38:25holy [ __ ] [ __ ] man. And I've seen a
38:28lot of people get ripped to the body
38:30before, but there is something about his
38:32close range strength in near that
38:35clinch, that close up [ __ ] range of
38:38Elia that is scary.
38:41>> He's so good, dude. He's so good and
38:43he's so precise. He just tried to like
38:47ch I always repeat this because Chail
38:49Son said it was perfect. If you try to
38:51win by knockout and fail, you won't win
38:53a decision.
38:55>> Yeah. And sometimes you just run out of
38:57gas because like you're not supposed to
38:58fight like that if you think that the
39:00fight's going to go five rounds. Like
39:02Ilia had him hurt and he's like, I can
39:03take him out. But Justin's so durable,
39:06man. He's so durable. And that left hook
39:11to the body, the sound of it, man, is
39:13just whip. It's so perfect. He throws
39:16perfect punches. His punches are just I
39:19mean even Justin said it in the
39:22postfight interview like when he's fresh
39:23his skills are unmatched. Like that's a
39:25crazy thing to say to a guy you just
39:27beat up and made stop. He stopped him in
39:29the fourth round.
39:30>> Yeah,
39:31>> that's crazy to say like his skills are
39:33unmatched. But they really are.
39:35>> Every point of that I'm at every point
39:37of that anybody I think that knows
39:39anything about those two fighters is
39:42going until this is stopped. Anybody can
39:45win this. Like even when his face was
39:48blown up and his eyes looked black and
39:50closed.
39:51>> Mhm.
39:52>> Until that air horn rings, I'm like
39:56anything. One punch. And we've seen it
39:58even with Gachi. You saw it with
40:00Holloway, right? Was it him? Who did he
40:03square up with in the middle?
40:05>> Holloway. Yeah.
40:05>> Yes. Hit him with that final punch.
40:07>> One chin. One with one second left. It
40:10can all be over.
40:12>> Yeah. That was a little different in
40:14that Holloway caught him with a jump
40:17spinning back kick to the face in the
40:19very last seconds of the first round and
40:22broke the bone of his nose.
40:24>> Um, we talked about it on the podcast
40:26and I was like that changed that fight
40:27because before that Gatei was pressing
40:30him and it looked very competitive and
40:32it looked like maybe Gachi had a slight
40:35advantage but that's cuz Max Max's very
40:38clever, very clever fighter. like he's
40:40always switching stances and moving and
40:42you know really hadn't showed that
40:44spinning back kick a lot that hadn't
40:45been a feature in a lot of his fights.
40:47He did it a few times but to for to for
40:49him to land it that way backing up jump
40:52to the face I mean it was perfect.
40:54>> Yeah,
40:54>> it was perfect. And his nose was [ __ ]
40:57And if you're fighting with a broken
40:58like a broken bone on your face every
41:01time you're getting hit you're getting
41:02just blasted.
41:03>> Yeah.
41:04>> You're the pain is insane. And then, you
41:07know, he had, you know, he was a step
41:10behind Max. Max is teeing off on him. He
41:12landed some good shots, though, even
41:14though it was a good fight. I mean, Max
41:16was definitely ahead in the fifth round,
41:18but it was a good fight. And then, you
41:21know, during that wild exchange, he
41:22should have never done that.
41:24>> Yeah,
41:24>> he was already fading, whereas Max was
41:26still very fresh.
41:29>> [ __ ] crazy fight, man.
41:30>> Yeah,
41:31>> that was a crazy fight. I think
41:32Topiria's nose was broken in round two.
41:36I think it was pretty early on and uh
41:40>> hard to say.
41:40>> Yeah.
41:41>> You know, but uh Justin did clip him
41:42with a bunch of those uppercuts. So
41:44Justin does this thing where he like
41:46collar ties you and then throws an
41:48uppercut in tight. And he's really good
41:50at it. He's really good at like turning
41:52you a little and then throwing an
41:53uppercut. In these exchanges, he collar
41:56ties and uppercuts. He caught him a few
41:58times and you just get one of those on
41:59the [ __ ] nose on the old schnozle.
42:02This thing's so brittle.
42:04>> Yeah.
42:04>> It's such a If you feel your nose, just
42:06feel it.
42:07>> Have you ever seen Morab's nose?
42:10>> The X-ray of Morab's nose. You never
42:12seen it.
42:13>> I sent it to you, right, Jamie?
42:14>> Jamie, you'll find it.
42:16>> It's crazy. Look what it looks like.
42:19>> Oh my god.
42:20>> Look at that.
42:21>> Oh [ __ ]
42:22>> bro.
42:24Jeez.
42:24>> That thing is destroyed. I mean, it's
42:27destroyed. He's getting zero air out of
42:29that. He's got the best cardio on planet
42:30Earth, and he's getting zero air out of
42:33his nose.
42:34>> Wow.
42:34>> But he won't get it fixed cuz if he gets
42:36it fixed, he he can't fight for like a
42:38year and he just wants to keep on
42:40trucking.
42:41>> Yeah,
42:44>> that dude's a freak.
42:45>> If I was his friend, I would say, "Dude,
42:46you got a lot of money. You're a world
42:49champion. Fix the nose. Let's fix it.
42:51Let's take a year off. Come back and
42:53[ __ ] these [ __ ] up." Cuz if
42:55that guy's got a fixed nose, he's got
42:5710% more cardio. Are you crazy? That guy
43:00with 10% more cardio. That's an extra
43:02weapon.
43:03>> I would get it fixed. But the problem is
43:05if he gets it fixed and then like he
43:07fights a guy like Hollow and he gets
43:08jumping spinning back kicked to the nose
43:11in the first round and it's shattered as
43:12again, then he's kind of [ __ ] Because
43:14if they have to fix it again, then they
43:16might have to start taking pieces of
43:18your rib out and reconstructing your
43:20nose and grafting bone and doing weird
43:24[ __ ] And then sometimes that [ __ ]
43:26doesn't take and sometimes it gets
43:28infected and then you have a bone
43:30infection on your face and what do they
43:32do then? Then they have to remove your
43:33nose. Is that what they have to do?
43:35>> [ __ ]
43:35>> God.
43:36>> Scary [ __ ] man.
43:37>> Very much so.
43:38>> These [ __ ] dudes, man. That is a
43:40crazy job to risk your life, risk your
43:44health, risk your bones. You You're
43:46making a living by trying to damage
43:48another person who's trying to damage
43:50you.
43:51Nuts. But it's also why it's the most
43:54exciting [ __ ] in the world to watch.
43:55>> Exactly.
43:56>> So exciting.
43:57>> Yeah.
43:57>> Even boxing as, you know, tamed in
44:02comparison to MMA because there's less
44:04weapons and less options and a lot more
44:06padding.
44:07>> Yeah. You don't get the chokeouts, the
44:09crazy chokeouts.
44:11There was a crazy choke out this
44:12weekend. Um, his name is Ruseov and he
44:16fought uh God, how do I say his last
44:19name? He fought this Russian cat and got
44:21him Russian or Ukrainian, I forget. Um,
44:23but he got him in a rear naked choke and
44:25and put him to sleep. And it was one of
44:27those ones where the guy looks dead.
44:28He's like lying there. I mean, it was a
44:30[ __ ] nasty choke, man. And yeah, like
44:33and it's Look at him.
44:34>> Oh yeah, I saw that.
44:37>> It was dark, dude.
44:38>> It's another meme out this week along
44:39with the W girl pointing.
44:41>> What's his name,
44:44>> bro? It was nuts.
44:45>> The memes on these things are nuts
44:46nowadays. Oh, the internet is
44:48undefeated.
44:49>> Oh, it's crazy.
44:50>> They're so good at memes. Oh my god.
44:51>> There's so many people out there working
44:53jobs that they hate
44:54>> that are smart and funny.
44:56>> Yep. We were talking about it the other
44:59day, but you you've have you caught up
45:01with any of those WNBA what's her name?
45:03The girl that's pointing at
45:04>> Sophie Cunningham.
45:05>> Yeah.
45:06>> Yeah. I've been um paying Can you put
45:08that thing in the middle? Put the
45:10ashtray in the middle. Um, I've been
45:12paying attention very little, but one of
45:14the things that I did watch is all the
45:16fowls. Like these [ __ ] throw each
45:19other to the ground. They and they poke
45:21each other in the eyes.
45:23>> Like they do this. They literally jab
45:25each other in the eyes. It's crazy. Like
45:28they they foul and also they travel so
45:31much.
45:31>> Oh, it's crazy.
45:32>> They take like four or five steps and
45:34then no one calls them on it.
45:35>> Oh, yeah. double dribble everything.
45:38>> Is there a trend now to not call
45:40traveling?
45:42>> Yes, without a doubt. In the actual NBA,
45:45it's a thing too.
45:46>> There's it's hard to get into this
45:48without going way into like the weeds,
45:50but the NBA has a technically different
45:53rule than college and like high school
45:54and everyone else where there's they
45:56call it a gather step and they
45:57definitely would call it in high school,
45:59>> but they work all day manipulating it
46:02with the referee watching them saying
46:03like you can do that but you can't do
46:05that. you can do this, but you can't do
46:06that. And so, like, they've got it to a
46:08place where everything they're doing
46:10looks like traveling and dribble double
46:11dribbles, but guys will break it down in
46:13slow-mo and you'll be like, "Well,
46:14technically it's not."
46:15>> Cuz weird. I always thought if you took
46:18a step, you had to bounce the ball.
46:19>> Yeah,
46:20>> that's how it should be.
46:21>> You're allowed to.
46:22>> Doesn't it seem like that should be how
46:25it is? When you see guys taking four
46:26steps, you're like, what's going on?
46:28>> But do you want to see exciting
46:29basketball or not?
46:30>> Yeah, I do.
46:32>> All right. Well, then just let the
46:33referees call the game how they call it.
46:35>> But I think there's something exciting
46:36about you having to bounce that ball
46:38because you won't be able to score as
46:40much, right?
46:41>> Correct.
46:42>> Like if you have to bounce it every two
46:44steps, whatever it is.
46:45>> I wish I loved the NBA like I did when I
46:48was a kid and [ __ ] Barkley and Jordan
46:50and Ewing and all these people were
46:53physical. It is just a whole different
46:55game now.
46:56>> So back then was it traveling like when
47:00the Larry Bird days?
47:01>> Hell yeah. Unless Jordan talked to the
47:03ref and said, "Yo, you're wrong. Let me
47:05do what I want." And then
47:06>> Well, Jordan had the cheat code where he
47:07would leap from the [ __ ] free throw
47:10line. That is so when I've watched
47:12videos of that, it doesn't even look
47:14real.
47:15>> He was such an amazing athlete.
47:18>> He was so good and so possessed by his
47:21desire to win. He would do things that
47:24you would just go, "How does a person
47:26fly?"
47:27>> Yeah,
47:28>> dude. Imagine if he was like a like one
47:30of those jumpers, those long distance
47:32jumpers. He'd probably have an insane
47:33jump.
47:34>> Yeah,
47:34>> because he he's going from the free
47:36throw line in the air.
47:38>> That's crazy.
47:40>> Everything he did was crazy. The way he
47:42did things, the way he practiced,
47:44everything.
47:45>> Yeah. And did he not make his college
47:48team?
47:48>> No. That's
47:49>> high school team.
47:50>> No.
47:50>> Wasn't there like one year
47:52>> when he was a freshman? He didn't make
47:53the varsity team.
47:54>> That's what I'm saying.
47:55>> Yeah. That's most freshman don't.
47:58Perfect. May have changed basketball
48:00history forever.
48:01>> Most freshmen don't. That doesn't make
48:02sense because they're not even developed
48:03yet.
48:04>> Yeah, that's plan.
48:05>> I know kids in Texas, they keep their
48:07kids back a year.
48:08>> Wow.
48:09>> They want their kid to be bigger.
48:11>> I want Billy to be the biggest freshman.
48:13I want him to be a 15year-old freshman.
48:15We're pushing for right before his 15th
48:17birthday. Like, hey, 15's a sophomore.
48:20Billy's a [ __ ] cheater. Why you
48:22sandbagging Billy?
48:23>> Yeah. that it doesn't bother me nearly
48:26as much in a sport like football where I
48:29see what you're doing like you're
48:30preparing a kid for a professional
48:32future perhaps. Especially in Texas,
48:35they're very into it down here. But if
48:36it's a wrestling, it's like, hey,
48:39>> yeah,
48:40>> hey, there's [ __ ] no money in this
48:42and that kid's 16 and he's in the ninth
48:44grade.
48:46>> Yeah, it's nuts.
48:48>> How is the How old is the oldest that a
48:51kid can be and compete in high school
48:52sports?
48:56Jamie,
48:57>> please put that into our sponsor
48:58Perplexity. Let's find out. I wonder if
49:01it varies by sport.
49:03>> Definitely by sport and by state.
49:06>> Interesting.
49:08Do they all have a cap at 18 or do they
49:11allow you to compete at 19? Yeah,
49:13there's going to be a But before I even
49:15hit enter, I know it's going to say
49:16something about like your graduating
49:18class can't be out maybe more than like
49:20two years or something like that in case
49:21you got held back or you had an injury
49:23or something like that.
49:24>> Boy, I remember from my days of being
49:28like 17 and 18, the difference between
49:3017 and 19 was huge.
49:32>> Oh yeah.
49:32>> It's a big difference.
49:34>> [ __ ] yeah.
49:34>> By the time you're 19, you're basically
49:36man strength. You 17 I was like a boy
49:39still.
49:40>> Yeah. you know, like I was flimsy. 17
49:44was like a flimsy kid. By the time I was
49:4519, it was it's a different animal. You
49:47You've got two more years of training
49:49and testosterone in you.
49:51>> Yeah.
49:51>> If you're a wrestler, that's got to be a
49:53huge advantage.
49:55>> Every advant everything in wrestling is
49:57a huge advantage. Starting one year
49:59earlier is crazy.
50:00>> Huge. Huge advantage.
50:02>> 19 based off of certain
50:03>> Oh, bro, that's so rude. making
50:0619year-olds wrestle against like
50:08possibly 15 year olds is crazy, right?
50:11So, if you are like in a certain weight
50:13class that's not strong, like I wasn't a
50:16good wrestler. I was a pretty good
50:17wrestler, but I started I was on the
50:19varsity team at my high school and uh
50:23like one year I didn't even cut weight
50:24or one one weight class I didn't cut I
50:27was I there was a guy that was below me
50:29at like 126 or 128 and he was better
50:32than me and so the next available weight
50:35class was 134 which is I that's what I
50:37normally weighed when I was 15 so I just
50:40wrestled at 134.
50:41>> That's lovely.
50:42Well, I could have been in there with a
50:4419-year-old [ __ ] animal who weighs a
50:47buck 60 and dries himself out briefly to
50:50hit 134. And there was guys like that,
50:52man. You would see them at like the
50:54states and you go, "What the fuck?"
50:56>> Yeah.
50:56>> And they were going to camps, so they
50:58were wrestling 365 days a year, all year
51:01long.
51:01>> Oh, yeah.
51:02>> I just started. I didn't know anything.
51:04>> Same. I started as a freshman in high
51:06school and got [ __ ] up.
51:08>> I didn't even start as a freshman. I
51:09started as a sophomore.
51:11I started as a sophomore because some
51:13kid kicked my ass in the locker room.
51:14Some some kid grabbed me in a headlock
51:16and threw me to the ground and didn't
51:18punch me. He could have punched me.
51:19Decided not to. But I was so humiliated.
51:21I was like, "Oh my god, I need to learn
51:22how to wrestle."
51:23>> Mhm.
51:24>> Then I also wrestled in the park like in
51:27the grass with my friend Stephen and I
51:28thought I'd be able I was a good
51:30athlete. I was doing karate. I was like,
51:31"He can't take me down." He took me down
51:33instantly. I was like, "Oh no, this is
51:35terrible."
51:36>> Yeah. It's a whole different beast. It's
51:38also like how tired you get. I remember
51:41thinking I used to think that I had
51:43worked out before that because I'd, you
51:45know, taken karate classes and done some
51:47taekwondo. I thought I'd worked out.
51:49>> You don't even know what working out is
51:50until you go through a wrestling
51:52practice. You're like,
51:53>> "We're running stairs. What? What? We're
51:55carrying guys around the wrestling room.
51:58You pick up your partner, your training
51:59partner, you have the firemen carry them
52:01around the [ __ ] room."
52:02>> Yeah.
52:03>> Oh, Jesus Christ. Then you're doing
52:04push-ups and sit-ups to puke. And then
52:06you're doing live drills. [ __ ]
52:09>> Non-stop,
52:10>> dude. Animals.
52:12>> Yeah, we would rotate
52:14uh you know, there's all those different
52:15weight classes and just for shits and
52:18giggles, you know, one of the drills
52:19was, you know, escape from the next guy.
52:22All right. Beep. Whistleblows escape.
52:24You're on bottom. You have to get out
52:26the next guy. So sometimes I at a 103
52:30weight class I would have Hugh Frost who
52:32was I think 235 245 250.
52:37>> Oh yeah. Just for one drill and it's a
52:39[ __ ] joke. It's a pancake and he
52:42would probably he was probably showing
52:43mercy at the time obviously but not
52:45really cuz he doesn't want to he doesn't
52:47want to let this little [ __ ] [ __ ]
52:49103 out from under him. So he's you know
52:51putting enough pressure to keep
52:53everybody there. Not to mention the 165
52:56freak of nature made of muscle and the
52:59185, you know, it was just a drill. But
53:02that reality hits hard. That's how you
53:04see the difference between 15 and 17 and
53:07all that.
53:08>> And someone who actually really knows
53:09how to wrestle and just wrestler
53:11strength. Like I always tell people, if
53:13you want to look at MMA, like what is
53:15the most important skill? The the the
53:18foundation is wrestling. The foundation.
53:20If you wanted your kid to be a badass
53:22fighter, you're like, "My kid really
53:24loves fighting. He thinks he wants to do
53:25it, but I want to prepare him right,
53:26which I do." Teach him how to wrestle,
53:29get that kid into a really good
53:30wrestling program. Because if you have
53:32advanced wrestling, you look at how it
53:34shuts down so many fighters. Like look
53:37at what Hamzot did to Dreus Dupacy.
53:40Hamza, he just raged all them. His
53:43wrestling is at such a high level. And
53:45Dus, who was a world champion, couldn't
53:47do [ __ ] to stop it. He just dragged him
53:49to the ground anytime he wanted to. Got
53:51him in a crucifix like three times.
53:52>> Morab against Ali. I mean,
53:55>> exactly. Exactly.
53:57>> You were watching a guy that does a no
54:00look right hand knockout punch into a
54:03salute. No look at his opponent,
54:06>> right? Get I mean, it's just impossible.
54:10It It appears impossible in every Kabib
54:12fight. The thing I always think about
54:15first when I think about Kabib fighting
54:17is him being on top and having his feet
54:20under the other dude's feet, which is
54:22just that's it. It's the final level
54:24when you can't even begin the process of
54:29posturing out in any way. You are
54:31nothing. You are a tissue in an octagon
54:34with a man
54:34>> and he's wailing on your face.
54:36>> He's wailing on your face and he has
54:38your legs triangled underneath his legs.
54:41It's always funny when UFC or when
54:44casual UFC fans uh don't understand
54:48those little things like that that
54:50aren't even part of the fight. They're
54:51looking up here waiting to see if the
54:53punches are going to rain down.
54:55>> Yeah.
54:56>> But the positioning of his feet is what
54:58I'm always looking at and how scary it
55:01can be here.
55:03>> He's not even doing it right.
55:04>> He's hell on top of people. He is right
55:05here.
55:06>> But that leg being thrown is torture.
55:08It's all the weight is
55:10>> nothing you can do. There's just nowhere
55:13to go. And all that weight on those
55:15hips, people don't realize,
55:17>> like I notice immediately if I ever see
55:19somebody that's kind of on top and their
55:20knees are on the ground. Like if you
55:23look, his right knee isn't on the
55:25ground. It looks like it might be.
55:26>> And look how he keeps slamming those
55:28left hands into Johnson's head. I mean,
55:30he got hit with like 15, 20 unanswered
55:33full force left hand blows.
55:35>> Just holding his arms so he can't move,
55:36>> bro. He's horrible. He was horrible. He
55:38was so good. Khabib was so good. And he
55:41would do this to world class fighters,
55:42man. And by the way, Johnson clipped him
55:44in that fight, too. It was one of the
55:46few times in his career where he got
55:48clipped.
55:50>> One that looked really frustrated. Who's
55:52the Who's the one that looked super
55:53frustrated in that?
55:54>> Barbosa.
55:55>> I'm asking. I don't remember who it was.
55:57>> Barbosa was one of them. But I mean, a
55:58lot of guys who fought Kabib look
56:00frustrated because there's not a damn
56:01thing they could do. Nope.
56:02>> Barbosa was like early in the first
56:04round, he had that thousandy yard stare
56:06was like, "Fuck, like I have to go
56:08through three rounds of this where they
56:09just give up on the idea that they can
56:11even win."
56:11>> Yeah.
56:12>> Like all you're doing is trying to
56:13survive.
56:15>> Yeah.
56:15>> He was a monster, dude.
56:17>> Like that. His leg being trapped is
56:20nuts. And look how he's scooting with it
56:23>> and he's just slamming punches. And you
56:25get up, he's just chasing you.
56:27>> I got the gun right back down. I
56:28thought,
56:28>> but if you get up, he's just gonna
56:30[ __ ] chase you and drag you to the
56:31ground again. So, you blew all that
56:33energy to get up. The moment you try to
56:34punch or throw a kick, he's on you.
56:37You're on your back again. Punch to the
56:39face. Punch to the face. Yeah.
56:41Wrestling's giant. It is the the biggest
56:44skill.
56:44>> Yeah.
56:45>> You have to know how to do everything
56:46else, too, nowadays, cuz all these kids
56:49that like you see in the Contender
56:50Series, these young guys coming up, man,
56:52they're all so [ __ ] talented.
56:55He tried to wheel kick them. And really
56:58more than anything, I feel like
57:00wrestling, being out wrestled and being
57:02just trapped on the ground is so
57:04psychologically demoralizing when you've
57:06been training for a UFC fight and the
57:08crowd is out there and the lights are on
57:10you and you see the logos on the mat cuz
57:12you're facing it.
57:13>> Back that up a little bit. Let me show
57:14you something here too. What's What's
57:16interesting here before that before the
57:17clinch. So after he throws the wheel
57:19kick like Barbos is trying to win,
57:22right? This is the third round. He's
57:23trying to win and he throws this W. But
57:25look, no, go before that. When he throws
57:28the kick, here it is. So, he throws the
57:30kick and misses. He's so tired now that
57:33when Khabib moves for him, he clinches.
57:36Look, he instigated the clinch. Instead
57:38of pushing away, instead of circling to
57:40his left, he clinched cuz he's so tired,
57:42dude. He's so tired. And this dude just
57:45Look at that face.
57:46>> He just drags him down to the ground
57:48again.
57:49>> Twoon one on that arm underneath him,
57:52>> weights being thrown in. He doesn't know
57:54what to do with his legs. He actually
57:56just put his foot above Kabib because
57:58it's so confusing. All that weight on
58:01you. You don't know where to even begin
58:04to start getting up.
58:05>> Well, he's the first thing he's got to
58:06do is get that left leg free. And he's
58:08not going to.
58:08>> That was the part before the crawling
58:10thing.
58:10>> He's a He was a monster. He was a
58:12monster
58:13>> and retired undefeated.
58:15>> Yeah. And there's something to being on
58:17that mat, not being able to move,
58:19knowing that the clock is ticking, and
58:22this is not how you picture this going.
58:24>> Not only that, this is with the current
58:26rules where I think there should be no
58:29stand-ups. I think the only time there
58:31should be a stand up is when there's a
58:32foul.
58:32>> Yeah, I completely agree with you. I
58:34hate it when they stand people up.
58:36>> Even if it's boring. I get it's boring,
58:38but the guy can't get up and this guy's
58:40holding him down. So, he's winning. Yes,
58:42he's winning. See, I know he's not doing
58:44enough. What does that mean? He's biting
58:46his time. You've got to let a guy have
58:49strategy. Like when Muhammad Ali did
58:50rope a dope against George Foreman,
58:53imagine if the referee's like, "You've
58:55got to punch back if you don't punch
58:56back." No, he's he's got a strategy.
58:58Strategy is let George Foreman burn
59:00himself out and then eventually tee off
59:02on him. And that's what he did.
59:04>> Yeah. It stinks that referees can let
59:06the crowd get in their head.
59:08>> Well, it's the the organization wants
59:10action, too. The fans want action. A lot
59:13of people disagree with me and I
59:15understand their point. I understand
59:17their point. Especially if you're a
59:18casual like it's gay. Get them up. Make
59:21them fight. They don't want to fight.
59:22They want to hug. Boo. Right.
59:25>> So what? So what? This is the sport. And
59:27if that guy who's on top, who's biting
59:30his time and recovering, then decides,
59:32okay, now's the time. Let me start
59:34dropping some bombs because I've
59:35recovered.
59:37>> Good. Well, he held the position and he
59:40recovered his energy and now he's
59:42winning. Like, let him [ __ ] fight.
59:44LET HIM FIGHT. GET OUT OF THERE. GET OUT
59:46of there.
59:47>> Yep.
59:48>> There shouldn't be stand-ups.
59:49>> And I get it. The referee gets that
59:51cheer from the crowd. You know, it feels
59:54rewarding.
59:55>> Sometimes when they stand fights up, I
59:56get excited.
59:57>> Yeah.
59:57>> I go, "Yeah, yeah,
59:59>> here we go.
59:59>> That striker has a chance."
1:00:01>> But my position is still the same. I
1:00:03don't think they should stand him up.
1:00:04I'm worse than that. I think they should
1:00:06start each round where they lost the
1:00:08last round.
1:00:09>> Oh, I love that.
1:00:10>> That's great.
1:00:11>> So, every round, why do you get to stand
1:00:12up? Why do you get that advantage that a
1:00:14striker gets of standing up when you
1:00:16didn't earn it?
1:00:17>> Get back down there.
1:00:18>> Yeah,
1:00:18>> get back down there. Crucifix. Why' you
1:00:20have to start the round off in a
1:00:22crucifix?
1:00:23>> Yeah, that's how the end round ended.
1:00:25They look at the big screen, get a
1:00:26freeze frame of the position, referee
1:00:28sets you in the exact position and says,
1:00:30"Ready, fight."
1:00:32>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:00:33>> I love that.
1:00:34>> Yeah. [ __ ] off. That's what the sport is
1:00:37supposed to be. And sometimes it's going
1:00:39to be boring. Yeah. But that's real
1:00:41though. At least it's real cuz there's
1:00:44been a lot of fights where the guy got
1:00:45taken down in the first round, starts
1:00:47out the second round, and blasts the guy
1:00:48and knocks him out. And it's like, okay,
1:00:51it's exciting to watch, but he didn't
1:00:53earn that position. He just got that
1:00:54position because the other guy survived
1:00:56the first round. And so it's like, it's
1:00:58one fight. It's not five fights,
1:01:00>> right? So, I think it should be one
1:01:02continuous fight with a one minute break
1:01:04in each round.
1:01:05>> Yeah. That'd be like if the team losing
1:01:07automatically got the kickoff after
1:01:09halftime or something like that.
1:01:12>> Yeah. And look, guaranteed if uh I was
1:01:15running the UFC, it would probably go
1:01:16bankrupt. I'm not the right guy. I don't
1:01:18know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about.
1:01:20I'd be a terrible promoter.
1:01:22I'd be too honest about stuff. And I'd
1:01:24want to give people fights that maybe
1:01:26they weren't the most exciting fighters,
1:01:28but they were above the other person in
1:01:30the rankings.
1:01:31>> I I think the rankings should be the
1:01:33whole reason why you make fights.
1:01:37>> Sami Zayn won the Universal WWE
1:01:39Championship over this weekend at a big
1:01:41pay-per-view.
1:01:42>> I have no idea who that is, but I'm
1:01:43happy for him.
1:01:44>> Shocked Cody Rhodess,
1:01:46>> who was it who was like a guaranteed
1:01:48win.
1:01:48>> I wonder what happened.
1:01:49>> Rolled him up real quick.
1:01:51>> Do you think maybe that was fixed? Well,
1:01:54it was very entertaining.
1:01:56Very entertaining.
1:01:57>> I'm sure it was. I just don't understand
1:01:59how you go back and forth.
1:02:00>> Oh, it's the best.
1:02:01>> I know you love it.
1:02:02>> Well, sometimes that's what I said about
1:02:05this White House card, by the way, is
1:02:06like
1:02:09there's nothing that could have happened
1:02:11that they could have written, if it was
1:02:14written, that would have made it more
1:02:16exciting,
1:02:17>> right?
1:02:18>> It felt real the whole time. and the
1:02:20fights that happened before made it feel
1:02:22like anything could happen in that main
1:02:24event. Like it just felt raw and real,
1:02:27but also storyline, which then when UFC
1:02:31is at its best like that, it's like the
1:02:34WWE.
1:02:35>> That's what's interesting. Of course,
1:02:37it's not as, you know, uh acrobatic.
1:02:41Exactly. But it is it was a special
1:02:44moment. You know, it was a regardless of
1:02:47how you feel politically and I
1:02:48understand it
1:02:49>> if you're if you hate the Republicans
1:02:52and you hate the whole idea, I get it.
1:02:54But just as a person who loves a sport,
1:02:57it was a very unusual experience. Very
1:03:00unusual. And just I think people have to
1:03:03just look at some things that way. You
1:03:04know, some people have a really hard
1:03:06time separating themselves politically
1:03:07because they're going, "Oh, no." That
1:03:09the White House puts on this thing.
1:03:11There's all this bad press because of
1:03:12the war. There's bad press because of
1:03:14this and that. And they put on this
1:03:16thing at the White House and it sort of
1:03:17like
1:03:19>> MAGA washes everything. You know what I
1:03:21mean? Makes everybody like them again.
1:03:22Gives them positive press which
1:03:25undeniable. Undeniable. It gave them
1:03:27positive press.
1:03:29>> I mean, the amount of people that have
1:03:30seen it is nuts. You know, I think just
1:03:33on Paramount, it's something like 30
1:03:35something million now. And you know they
1:03:38were telling me that they thought it was
1:03:39probably 150 million people had watched
1:03:42it in some form
1:03:44>> which was uh you know Tik Tok clips,
1:03:46Instagram, YouTube. But that is a nutty
1:03:49number man. And I think Dana and Hunter
1:03:52they were thinking it could get to like
1:03:53a billion people see it
1:03:55>> which is just nuts.
1:03:56>> Yeah.
1:03:57>> In some form you know highlight reels
1:03:59clips. I mean just the Gachi fight alone
1:04:01just the highlight reels. How many
1:04:02people watch those on Instagram and Tik
1:04:05Tok and
1:04:05>> totally
1:04:06>> the awareness of the event of the moment
1:04:08was so huge. It was like nothing else.
1:04:11Like it didn't feel like any other event
1:04:13we had ever like I was nervous before it
1:04:15started.
1:04:16>> Yeah.
1:04:16>> Like I never get nervous for the UFC. I
1:04:17get excited but I was like legitimately
1:04:19nervous. I was like I was feeling like a
1:04:21little like this is crazy. Like we're on
1:04:23the White House lawn.
1:04:25>> No. The fly over is when it really hit.
1:04:28>> Yeah. Well, when they had all those jets
1:04:30together and they're so close to each
1:04:31other, like imagine if one of those
1:04:33[ __ ] clips into their wing and
1:04:35spirals right into the ellipse.
1:04:36>> Yeah.
1:04:38>> Yeah. Crazy. What a spectacle.
1:04:41>> Yeah. They would have definitely
1:04:42canceled the fights cuz think they they
1:04:44canled the White House correspondents
1:04:46dinner because of that assassination
1:04:47attack.
1:04:48>> God damn it.
1:04:49>> Oh, you had a bunch of bangers on that,
1:04:50I heard.
1:04:51>> Yeah. So annoying. I was more excited
1:04:54for that than like anything.
1:04:56>> How do they just cancel it? Why didn't
1:04:58they reschedu it? Maybe they're going to
1:05:00wait until the ballroom's finished. Cuz
1:05:02that's the argument for the ballroom
1:05:04that they could have it at a place like
1:05:05that where it's completely secured.
1:05:07>> Yeah.
1:05:08>> Kurt Mascer thinks the whole thing is
1:05:09fake.
1:05:10>> Uh
1:05:11>> oh. Another f another fake assassination
1:05:13attempt.
1:05:13>> Yeah.
1:05:14>> How'd that guy get in there?
1:05:15>> Yeah.
1:05:15>> How that Well, I think some people are
1:05:18just incompetent.
1:05:19>> There's incompetence. There's bad
1:05:21security. There's uh people that don't
1:05:23do their job. And there's also people
1:05:24that you didn't expect to be a problem
1:05:26and were a problem and you're in a
1:05:29hotel.
1:05:30>> Also, the guy made it to the first level
1:05:33of the first scanning of security. It's
1:05:37not like he made it into the thing,
1:05:39>> but he did shoot somebody, right?
1:05:41>> I
1:05:42>> I think he shot one of the Secret
1:05:43Service agents in his bulletproof vest.
1:05:45>> Yeah.
1:05:45>> Is that true, Jamie?
1:05:47>> I think so.
1:05:48>> See, there were so many stories online,
1:05:49it's so hard to know what was true and
1:05:51what was not. But I think the guy was a
1:05:54teacher, like a substitute teacher.
1:05:56>> Nuts. It's all nuts.
1:05:59>> It's like, man, you didn't think this
1:06:01out?
1:06:01>> Scheduled it for July 24th.
1:06:04>> Okay.
1:06:05Okay.
1:06:06>> The correspondence dinner.
1:06:07>> Yep.
1:06:07>> Wow. I did not know that,
1:06:08>> son. You might want to polish up some of
1:06:10them bits.
1:06:11>> Yeah, it's going to be some new stuff.
1:06:13>> Go back and tag some of them with some
1:06:15current events. Where are they going to
1:06:17have it?
1:06:18>> Uh, sorry, I sorted it.
1:06:21If they have it at the same spot, that's
1:06:23not smart.
1:06:25>> New event held July 24th.
1:06:30>> It's not saying where
1:06:30>> is at the Pentagon.
1:06:32>> They might wait. They might wait to
1:06:34release that.
1:06:37>> Yeah, it's not saying. Oh, uh, Waldolf,
1:06:40excuse me, Waldorf Atoria.
1:06:42>> Oh, okay. Well, I guarantee you they'll
1:06:46tighten that [ __ ] up a little bit.
1:06:47>> Oh, yeah. I know he was excited to do
1:06:51the jokes.
1:06:52>> Oh, yeah.
1:06:53>> Yeah.
1:06:53>> No, he was he was very pumped.
1:06:55>> Yeah, they were bangers. I ran them um
1:06:59because the thing happened. I happened
1:07:00to be performing at the Kennedy Center
1:07:03the ne that weekend, the next weekend.
1:07:06So, I ran the jokes and I realized that
1:07:09I had Adam Ray as a special guest that
1:07:12was on before me. He brought me on
1:07:13stage. So, I go, you know what? Even I
1:07:18wrote jokes for the president of the
1:07:19United States to make fun of the press
1:07:21and everybody at the White House
1:07:22correspondents dinner, but I just
1:07:24realized Adam's here. Adam, you want to
1:07:25come out and read these in Trump's
1:07:27voice?
1:07:28>> And so he was seeing the jokes for the
1:07:30first time and reading them and we had
1:07:33so much fun.
1:07:34>> I didn't know he does a Trump, which
1:07:36doesn't surprise me. I mean, his
1:07:37impressions are insane.
1:07:38>> He can do anything, dude.
1:07:39>> Yeah, he can do anybody. He didn't even
1:07:40he didn't he was dabbling in a Biden the
1:07:44week that I hit him up to do Trump Biden
1:07:46which I think is a [ __ ] god I think
1:07:48it's like 40 million or seven some crazy
1:07:52amount and again just like the UFC God
1:07:54only knows after clips but it was a
1:07:56monumental comedy [ __ ] moment having
1:07:59Shane as Trumpction Adam is Biden right
1:08:02before the election right after their
1:08:04first debate where Biden was clearly
1:08:07[ __ ] zonked and sleepy and and just
1:08:10couldn't compete at all. And so I hit up
1:08:14Adam via text. I'm like, "Do you have a
1:08:15Biden?" He's like, "I cover it for five
1:08:18seconds in a in my standup. I'm like,
1:08:21uh, are you free on Monday to fly to
1:08:24Austin and do Biden if I can get Shane
1:08:27as Trump?" And I remember telling Shane,
1:08:30like I'm like, "This is going to be an
1:08:31interesting ask." Uh, but I, you know,
1:08:34I'm just like, "Hey, Adam's got a
1:08:36Biden." And Shane's like, "I have
1:08:38something to do on Monday. I'm
1:08:39cancelling it. I'm doing Trump." He
1:08:41immediately saw The Brilliance. It was
1:08:44just such a hot topic at the time. And
1:08:47my god, it was [ __ ] crazy. There's
1:08:49clips that I see of that episode and I
1:08:51never rewatch Kill Tony's or anything.
1:08:54I'll see clips sometimes and I literally
1:08:56go, "Oh my god, holy [ __ ] shit."
1:08:59There's one part where Trump goes, "How
1:09:01many more retards are you going to bring
1:09:04out here?" because there had been like
1:09:05two handicapped people on the show. All
1:09:07right, how many more retards you have
1:09:09come? As I'm pulling a name out of the
1:09:11bucket in real time, I go, "Anything can
1:09:13happen, Mr. President. Let's see if what
1:09:15the next guy's like." And he comes out
1:09:17and he has like these weird deformed
1:09:18penguin arms.
1:09:20>> Oh god.
1:09:20>> And you see Shane as Trump and the
1:09:23crowd's dying because they see him first
1:09:25and you see Shane as Trump look and go,
1:09:28"Fuck." It's just one of his his rea
1:09:32facial reactions to things are like his
1:09:35greatest secret [ __ ] hilarious
1:09:36weapon. And when he's Trump, it's even
1:09:39amplified. It's like in my opinion 10 or
1:09:4220% funnier than even Shane is. I mean,
1:09:44I'm sure he'd admit to this and know it
1:09:46cuz Trump is just such an interesting,
1:09:48polarizing character. And his take on
1:09:49him is so [ __ ] funny. It's psychotic.
1:09:52>> His impression so good. It's the
1:09:54greatest Trump impression of all time
1:09:55cuz it's like the jokes are so good.
1:09:58>> Oh, by far. He's so What's What's funny?
1:10:00>> Found the part.
1:10:02>> So epic.
1:10:03>> Back it up a little bit.
1:10:05>> Another fun appearance by True Nickens.
1:10:08>> This is the best.
1:10:12>> All right,
1:10:13>> Tony. How many more [ __ ] guys do you
1:10:15have back here?
1:10:16>> Anything can happen.
1:10:17>> This crowd is hungry for more [ __ ]
1:10:20guys. Frankly, I don't think we've seen
1:10:22enough [ __ ] guys. How about a
1:10:23[ __ ] racist? Would you like to
1:10:27>> This next person could be one. I pulled
1:10:29it out of the bucket. It is the Kill
1:10:31Tony debut, I do believe, of Jacob Bar,
1:10:34everybody. Jacob Bar.
1:10:38>> Oh my god.
1:10:40>> Thank you.
1:10:41>> Well, well, well.
1:10:44>> Oh my god. Okay.
1:10:46>> Careful what you wish for.
1:10:49>> Okay, hold on. We're gonna reset this.
1:10:51Jacob,
1:10:52>> what's funny is is Adam knows better
1:10:55than anybody that you're not supposed to
1:10:56say anything after the bucket bull comes
1:10:59up. So me grabbing the mic out of his
1:11:01hand and putting it down is even another
1:11:04layer of hilarious to all of us. It's
1:11:06like Biden's misbehaving.
1:11:09>> I don't know. Did you see Shane's face
1:11:10when he notices his hands?
1:11:12>> I didn't even look.
1:11:17>> And then
1:11:20[ __ ]
1:11:21He's our Jackie Gleason.
1:11:23>> Oh yeah, without a doubt.
1:11:24>> That's what it is.
1:11:25>> Plus plus, man.
1:11:26>> He's the great one of the generation.
1:11:29>> What people don't realize, I I mean,
1:11:31obviously, is that he is that funny all
1:11:36the [ __ ] time.
1:11:37>> All the time when we're hanging out in
1:11:39the green room,
1:11:39>> every bar, every restaurant, every green
1:11:42room, every every stairway, [ __ ]
1:11:45anywhere, everything. He I always
1:11:48compare it to Mike Tyson in his prime.
1:11:50He just hits harder and different doing
1:11:53the smallest little things. Even if it's
1:11:54a face, if somebody says something and
1:11:56he just like reacts to it, it's crazy.
1:11:59>> It's also always fun.
1:12:00>> He's a fun guy. Like he wants to have
1:12:02fun. Like even when he's cracking jokes,
1:12:05it's fun.
1:12:06>> Well,
1:12:06>> I know he was very reluctant to do the
1:12:08roast, you know. He was a little
1:12:10reluctant to even host that. Like I
1:12:11don't want I don't want to do those
1:12:13things.
1:12:13>> Yeah. you know, but
1:12:16>> well, everything is, you know,
1:12:18everything could be something. He
1:12:19crushed so hard. It caused a real
1:12:21ruckus. Him and I end capping that
1:12:24thing. You know what I mean?
1:12:26>> Yeah.
1:12:26>> It was supposed to be a, you know, this
1:12:28roast of black excellence and me and
1:12:31Shane are just [ __ ] having the time
1:12:33of our lives. He got
1:12:34>> Who said it was a roast of black
1:12:36excellence? You're just saying that
1:12:37because it was Kevin Hart.
1:12:38>> Well, yeah, that's that's like that was
1:12:40>> It wasn't like explicitly stated or
1:12:42anything, right? M
1:12:44>> I mean
1:12:44>> cuz imagine if you said you we're going
1:12:46to have a roast of white excellence,
1:12:48>> right? Exactly. No, I know.
1:12:50>> Crazy.
1:12:50>> Oh yeah.
1:12:51>> It's weird where you can and can't say.
1:12:53>> Oh yeah.
1:12:53>> That's weird.
1:12:54>> Oh yeah.
1:12:55>> You know.
1:12:56>> Yeah. It's a whole thing with that. I
1:12:58mean
1:12:59>> you can't talk about this, but you can
1:13:01talk about that.
1:13:01>> Well, it's just weird what we accept,
1:13:04which like doesn't bother me at all, but
1:13:06like Kane Velasquez when he fought in
1:13:07the UFC, he used to have brown pride
1:13:09tattooed on his chest. Cool. whose
1:13:12family came over from Mexico. They they
1:13:14literally walked here.
1:13:16>> Yeah.
1:13:16>> White pride not so popular,
1:13:19>> right?
1:13:19>> White pride on your chest. You know,
1:13:21[ __ ] Sean Strickland just decided to
1:13:23get white pride
1:13:26and he posted a picture on Instagram of
1:13:28him as a world champion with white pride
1:13:31on his chest next to Cain Velasquez as a
1:13:33world champion with brown pride on his
1:13:35chest.
1:13:36>> Yeah.
1:13:36>> And people would lose their [ __ ]
1:13:40minds. Yes.
1:13:41>> And again, not saying that Shawn would
1:13:43ever put white pride on his chest.
1:13:45>> He would. No, he would. I follow him. He
1:13:47>> doesn't have any tattoos.
1:13:48>> I follow him on Twitter. He would. Trust
1:13:50me.
1:13:50>> He's a wild boy.
1:13:51>> He did get a temporary tattoo.
1:13:53>> He showed up at the UFC even though he
1:13:55was banned. He showed up and they
1:13:56arrested him.
1:13:57>> Yeah.
1:14:00They kicked him out. He's the world
1:14:02champion. There's a UFC event at the
1:14:05White House at the time before Justin
1:14:07won. He was the only American world
1:14:10champion. And they're like, "You can't
1:14:12come."
1:14:13>> Yeah.
1:14:13>> Because you talk too much [ __ ] about
1:14:15Israel.
1:14:16>> Mhm. He's a wild boy.
1:14:17>> But that's wild that your criticism
1:14:21about Israel is what keeps you from
1:14:23going to the White House as a world
1:14:26champion in a a world title fights at
1:14:29the White House.
1:14:30>> Yeah.
1:14:30>> Like you think you would want to
1:14:31celebrate the American male world
1:14:33champion.
1:14:35>> I think he said some other stuff too
1:14:36though.
1:14:36>> Yeah. Epstein stuff there.
1:14:38>> Yeah.
1:14:38>> Said he's a wild boy.
1:14:40>> Yeah.
1:14:41>> I think he's
1:14:42>> I told him when he retires from
1:14:43fighting, he 100% should do a podcast.
1:14:46And he was like, I you know
1:14:48seen these guys doing these streamers
1:14:50and like I go, you don't have to do
1:14:52that, right?
1:14:52>> You don't have to do it that way. He's
1:14:54like, I couldn't do that. Just sit there
1:14:55every day and talk to people for hours.
1:14:57I'd lose my [ __ ] mind. I'm like,
1:14:59right, but you don't have to do that.
1:15:01Just your opinions on things. Like he's
1:15:02an awesome podcast guest,
1:15:04>> you know? I'm like, he could totally
1:15:07totally do that. Just talk about stuff.
1:15:09And also
1:15:11Sean when he lets the the whole stick
1:15:14down and just gives you his opinions on
1:15:16things. Very smart guy. Yeah.
1:15:18>> He's not stupid at all. And he would get
1:15:20better at it, you know, as he did it
1:15:22more. He easily could do a podcast.
1:15:27>> Yeah. He's entertaining as [ __ ]
1:15:28>> I just can't believe they kicked him out
1:15:29of the White House. And that is they
1:15:31kicked him out of the ellipse that area.
1:15:33There's I think there's video of it. See
1:15:35if you can find the video of it. Like,
1:15:37sorry guys. Like they got like [ __ ]
1:15:39six six cops and bulletproof vests.
1:15:41>> Yeah. I think there was like 85,000
1:15:43people there. So, it's funny that
1:15:45they're like that one the champion.
1:15:48>> It's just he wasn't supposed to be
1:15:49there. He was banned. He was not invited
1:15:52or whatever. But even if you're not
1:15:53invited, shouldn't you be able to go to
1:15:54the fan area if you're the world
1:15:56champion? If you want to be that wild
1:15:58with no security and there's video of
1:16:00him from the first night from the night
1:16:02of the weigh-ins where they found out
1:16:04that he was there. It's amazing because
1:16:06he was wearing a hoodie the entire time
1:16:08and someone told him he's got to take
1:16:09off the hoodie and he's like I can't
1:16:11listen. It's going to be a problem and
1:16:13as soon as he takes off the hoodie
1:16:14everybody goes it's [ __ ] strong
1:16:17and then he's just surrounded by bros.
1:16:20>> Hilarious.
1:16:21>> Just getting hugged to death. He asked
1:16:23some dude uh some dude asked him to leg
1:16:25kick him. A Sean leg kick some kid.
1:16:29>> Crazy.
1:16:30>> World champion [ __ ] kicking some kid.
1:16:33What is this world coming to?
1:16:36>> There's starting to be some
1:16:37>> It's him. Is it Is there uh audio?
1:16:52>> This is crazy.
1:16:54I like that we have some entertaining
1:16:56American uh
1:16:57>> Oh, he's the most entertaining
1:16:59>> that Josh uh Hoit Hocket.
1:17:02>> Hoit.
1:17:02>> Hoit.
1:17:03>> Yeah.
1:17:03>> My god, he is.
1:17:04>> That was what was hilarious was people
1:17:07were so upset that he said Michelle
1:17:09Obama's a man at the White House.
1:17:12>> It's like that's what he's doing. He's
1:17:14doing that on purpose. Like he's
1:17:15literally wearing an American flag
1:17:17bandana. He comes out to a Hulk Hogan
1:17:19song.
1:17:20>> He's wearing sunglasses
1:17:21>> during Yeah. It's not appropriate.
1:17:23You're right.
1:17:24>> Yep.
1:17:24>> Right. But he said the exact same thing
1:17:27when I interviewed him somewhere else.
1:17:29>> Yeah.
1:17:30>> He said I I'm pretty sure he said
1:17:31Michelle Obama's a man like last time I
1:17:33interviewed him.
1:17:34>> That's what I heard is that it's not the
1:17:36his first rodeo at the Michelle Obama is
1:17:38a man.
1:17:38>> That's how he ends his interviews.
1:17:42>> Hilarious.
1:17:43>> He's trying to get people to talk about
1:17:44him.
1:17:44>> Yep.
1:17:45>> You know, it's the whole thing is so
1:17:46crazy. But all of it would be nothing if
1:17:50he couldn't fight. Exactly. That's what
1:17:53that's where it's real exciting is the
1:17:55pre-fight stuff. I mean, the post-fight
1:17:58interview pretty polarizing obviously
1:18:00because that was the news. But if you
1:18:03for the real fans paying attention, did
1:18:06you didn't get to see him do that? Did I
1:18:07send it to you? The kill Tony minute
1:18:09that he did at the press conference. Oh
1:18:11my god. So funny cuz he's like
1:18:13purposefully bombing.
1:18:15>> So he's literally doing a joke. He's he
1:18:17says, "You guys know Tony Hinchcliffe?
1:18:19I'm going to do my Kill Tony minute."
1:18:20and he's purposefully like bombing. It's
1:18:23corny, purposeful, bad jokes. And he's
1:18:25going, "Man, tough crowd. All right, let
1:18:26me let me try this one." And it's like
1:18:29literally being hilarious
1:18:32by strategically
1:18:34trying to be funny, but not being funny.
1:18:37You could tell that he was planning on
1:18:38nobody laughing, but that it's setup
1:18:41punch. And he's just [ __ ] try. He's
1:18:45just trying to entertain, which is
1:18:46>> he's trolling.
1:18:48>> He's trolling. He's getting attention.
1:18:50>> And then the most important thing, he
1:18:52can fight.
1:18:53>> Yeah,
1:18:53>> that dude's good.
1:18:54>> He's [ __ ] good, man. He's fast as
1:18:57[ __ ] for a heavyweight. He's very light
1:18:59on his feet, fast as [ __ ] fast hands.
1:19:02>> Yeah. So fun to watch.
1:19:03>> And you know what's interesting is uh he
1:19:05talked a lot of [ __ ] about Alex Pereira
1:19:09and you know, I want a shyama on your
1:19:11mama, all that crazy [ __ ]
1:19:12>> Um Pereira losing to serial gone.
1:19:16Pereira decides to fight again. I don't
1:19:18know if he's going to fight again. He
1:19:19might be done. I think he said he might
1:19:21be done, but I mean a lot of fighters
1:19:23say that after a fight and especially
1:19:25after a loss.
1:19:26>> Yeah.
1:19:26>> Let him sit around for a while. Then
1:19:28they come up with
1:19:28>> he's not done.
1:19:29>> They back up the Brinks truck. Get him
1:19:32versus Josh Hoit.
1:19:33>> Oh god.
1:19:35>> As a co-main event on a [ __ ] banging
1:19:37New Year's Eve card.
1:19:38>> Oh yeah.
1:19:39>> Let's go.
1:19:40>> Hit will be making fun of his headdress
1:19:42and his face makeup. Oh, it would be
1:19:45insane. It would be insane. But, you
1:19:47know, the thing is Hok's got to deal
1:19:48with that guy.
1:19:49>> That's a different guy. That's not
1:19:51Derrick Lewis.
1:19:52>> I mean, if he continues to fight
1:19:53heavyweight, it is interesting watching
1:19:57a guy who's been so dominant at 85 and
1:19:59at 205 with that all that extra weight
1:20:02on. I don't know if that necessarily was
1:20:05the right move, you know? I mean, I
1:20:08think like some weight is probably good,
1:20:10but maybe even 20 lbs lighter. Like
1:20:12maybe 230 something. Maybe that would be
1:20:14a better weight if he really wants to
1:20:16fight at heavy weight cuz it seems like
1:20:17he was carrying I mean just you ever
1:20:20work out with a weight vest on?
1:20:21>> Yeah,
1:20:22>> it's crazy.
1:20:22>> Yeah.
1:20:23>> Like a 25 lb weight vest. It's nuts how
1:20:26much harder everything is. So you got to
1:20:28realize he had fought at 185 and he
1:20:31fought at 205. That was what he weighed
1:20:32in at. But let's be
1:20:35honest. At 185, I think he probably
1:20:38weighed 220 something, 226, I think it
1:20:41was, fight night, which is nuts. It's 40
1:20:43lbs difference. And at 205, he probably
1:20:46got into the 230s, like 235, 236,
1:20:49something like that. But still was not
1:20:53didn't look like he looked at 251. 251
1:20:57he looked like he was carrying
1:20:58unnecessary weight, a little bit of it
1:21:01at least. And if he was just like 20
1:21:03pounds lighter, he would still have that
1:21:05speed and movement, but he's always had
1:21:07crazy knockout power. It might be a
1:21:10better weight for just seemed like it
1:21:12was a lot of weight he had on him, you
1:21:14know,
1:21:14>> and it all went to his ass. Yeah,
1:21:16>> his ass was giant.
1:21:17>> Fat ass.
1:21:18>> Big fat ass.
1:21:18>> You know me, you know that's all I'm
1:21:20looking at. That's why I watch UFC. And
1:21:24uh yeah, it was all there.
1:21:25>> It was like a backpack.
1:21:26>> Well, that's where all the power comes
1:21:28from. You know, when you're pushing off
1:21:29your feet and you know, you're pushing
1:21:31off those [ __ ] quads and pushing into
1:21:33those glutes and then torquing that body
1:21:35the way he does.
1:21:37>> Ferocious power, dude.
1:21:38>> But damn, that serial gone's good. Woo.
1:21:41>> Yeah,
1:21:43>> he's so good, dude. And he's in his
1:21:45prime right now. Sir Gan is like really
1:21:46coming into his own.
1:21:48>> There's no heavyweight like him. No one
1:21:50moves like him.
1:21:51>> Yeah, I was going to say extremely
1:21:52accurate for a heavyweight.
1:21:54>> Not just accurate, agile. Yeah,
1:21:56>> cuz uh we were talking about this the
1:21:57other day that basketball is a great
1:21:59place to start if you're a big athlete
1:22:02and you want to learn combat sports,
1:22:04especially striking because think about
1:22:06how many direction changes basketball
1:22:08players take where they're always kind
1:22:10of doing that. They're always spinning
1:22:12and moving. It's a series of
1:22:13plyometrics. It's a series of hops and
1:22:16jumps like Jordan's jump. Imagine if
1:22:18Jordan had a flying knee, right?
1:22:21>> Right. He's [ __ ]
1:22:22>> He's hit you with a flying knee from 14
1:22:24feet away. Yeah.
1:22:25>> What do you got?
1:22:27>> Basketball.
1:22:28>> What's that?
1:22:29>> Playing basketball.
1:22:30>> It's interesting because uh
1:22:32>> Oh, serial guns are Yeah. So, he started
1:22:35out playing basketball.
1:22:36>> At least where I come from. Basketball
1:22:37season and foot uh wrestling season are
1:22:41at the same time. So, I wonder what he
1:22:43was doing back then.
1:22:44>> Well, he's in France, right? So, France
1:22:46does not have wrestling
1:22:47>> in their high school or in their
1:22:48college, you know? and he learned
1:22:50wrestling after he had become a really
1:22:53elite worldclass Muay Thai fighter. So,
1:22:56he's got the the the grappling is come
1:22:59up in big ways. Like his grappling is
1:23:01much better than it used to be. But
1:23:03really, primarily he's a striker and
1:23:06when John fought him like Jon just got
1:23:08him to the ground and submitted him like
1:23:10quickly. It's like the different I think
1:23:11in that fight was kind of a big ass
1:23:13wakeup call and Francis beat him too. So
1:23:16Francis beat him by just Francis just
1:23:18got a hold of him and most of the fight
1:23:21was on the ground. A giant chunk of it
1:23:23because Francis fought that fight with a
1:23:25blown out ACL.
1:23:26>> Wow.
1:23:27>> Defended his world title with a blown
1:23:29out ACL.
1:23:30>> Crazy.
1:23:30>> Had big ass knee pads on. O
1:23:32>> I know. Wobbly ass knee. But that's how
1:23:34dangerous Francis is.
1:23:36>> Yeah.
1:23:36>> He could just win it with grappling.
1:23:38It's It's a shame that he's not in the
1:23:40UFC. It's a real shame.
1:23:42>> Yeah. Because like that whole thing was
1:23:45what drove everyone crazy about boxing,
1:23:48you know, that it was really hard to get
1:23:50these guys together,
1:23:51>> you know, and this was the whole idea
1:23:53why everybody was excited about what
1:23:55Riad season was doing and uh Turkey
1:23:58alashshek and you know all those people
1:24:00that put together these big ass fights
1:24:02like Tyson Fury and Alexander Usyk and
1:24:06the last one they just did Rico Verhu
1:24:08and Usyk like they're putting together
1:24:10these big crazy fights Like you that was
1:24:13the thing that drove everybody nuts
1:24:15about boxing and that's what drives
1:24:16everybody nuts about MMA. The one thing
1:24:19is it's the heavyweight division. The
1:24:20fact that the best heavyweight or at
1:24:22least the guy who was the lineal
1:24:24heavyweight champion in the world isn't
1:24:26even fighting for the UFC. That's crazy.
1:24:28It's crazy.
1:24:29>> Yeah. Who knows? Maybe one day, right?
1:24:32>> Nope.
1:24:33>> I don't think so. I tried to make it
1:24:34happen.
1:24:34>> Damn.
1:24:35>> Yeah. I think we need to get those dudes
1:24:36together. Look at that. Look at dunking.
1:24:40That's crazy.
1:24:41>> I know. See, that kind of ability to
1:24:44throw your body around like that is so
1:24:46huge as a striker. Yeah.
1:24:47>> Because a lot of those guys are
1:24:48plotting, you know, they're plotters.
1:24:50They just kind of like wobble through.
1:24:52>> I think what they need to do is get
1:24:54Francis and the UFC together. They all
1:24:56do mushrooms.
1:24:57>> Yeah.
1:24:57>> Just like make friends.
1:24:59>> Yeah.
1:25:00>> Because he doesn't have much time left.
1:25:01I think Francis is 38. Is that how old
1:25:03he is?
1:25:06I think he's 38, which is different as a
1:25:09heavyweight. Heavyweights have turns 40
1:25:11in September. Whoa.
1:25:13Not much time left,
1:25:14>> right?
1:25:15>> 40 you can do. But unless you're Bernard
1:25:17Hopkins, fighting at a world class level
1:25:19in your 40s kind of unheard of.
1:25:22>> I remember when France when uh Bernard
1:25:24Hopkins fought Kelly Pavick, a lot of
1:25:27people did not think that he had a
1:25:30chance.
1:25:30>> Oh yeah, I remember it very clearly.
1:25:32>> And he outboxed the [ __ ] out of Kelly
1:25:34Pav. He looked so good.
1:25:35>> Truly the executioner. I want to say he
1:25:37was in his 40s when that happened.
1:25:40>> I think so.
1:25:41>> How old was Bernard Hopkins when he
1:25:43fought Kelly Pavick?
1:25:46>> He fought at a world class level until
1:25:47he's 50 years old.
1:25:48>> Yeah.
1:25:49>> Nuts.
1:25:50>> Yeah. Nuts.
1:25:50>> We were all watching that one. Everybody
1:25:52from Youngstown going, "All right, this
1:25:54is it. We're going to get back on the
1:25:56right path." Because it was after his
1:25:58loss to uh Margarita, is that right?
1:26:02Who's the guy that got caught with the
1:26:04cement in his gloves against the one guy
1:26:06Antonio Margarito? I do believe.
1:26:09>> 43.
1:26:10>> Wow. He was 43 years old.
1:26:12>> Wow.
1:26:13>> Crazy.
1:26:14>> Against a 26y old.
1:26:16>> Crazy. Especially at 170 lbs. Like
1:26:20nobody thinks at that weight that you
1:26:24you can be competitive at a world class
1:26:26level into your 40s. Most of the time
1:26:29like people just write you off on that
1:26:30number. Yeah,
1:26:31>> they don't even care what you look like.
1:26:32Like he's not going to be able to do it.
1:26:34>> Was he the first one to beat Kelly? Is
1:26:35that what I just saw? Wow. Okay. So, he
1:26:39lost to him and then that's where [ __ ]
1:26:41started to get [ __ ] up cuz then he
1:26:43went on a a bad run after that.
1:26:46>> Well, when you got beat up like that.
1:26:47>> Yeah.
1:26:48>> It's just tough on the brain, dude.
1:26:50There's only so many of them fights that
1:26:51you could take.
1:26:52>> Yeah.
1:26:53>> Where you get really beat up like that.
1:26:55Bernard put it on him.
1:26:56>> Mhm. You know, there's been a a bunch of
1:26:59fights where a fighter got beat up
1:27:00really badly and then they were never
1:27:02the same again. Melick Taylor versus
1:27:04Julio Cesar Chavez, that's a great
1:27:06example. Chavez just put it on him and
1:27:09dropped him in the final moments of the
1:27:11round and then Richard Steele stopped it
1:27:13and it was like this crazy [ __ ]
1:27:16controversy cuz he stopped the fight
1:27:18with like one second to go in a fight
1:27:19that Melick was ahead on the scorecards.
1:27:22But the the real the real story of that
1:27:25fight was that the damage that Chavez
1:27:28had put on Melick, Melick was never the
1:27:30same again.
1:27:32>> Pavle actually won his next two fights
1:27:33and then had a bad staff infection
1:27:35problem.
1:27:36>> Oh wow. So after he beat Sergio So he
1:27:41was set to fight Paul Williams but to
1:27:44major staff infection and allergic
1:27:46reaction some antibiotics nearly killed
1:27:48him. Whoa. He eventually was able to
1:27:50fight again against light middleweight
1:27:51champion Sergio Martinez.
1:27:53>> Oh, Sergio Martinez beat him.
1:27:56>> Martinez beat he beat him. He Martinez
1:27:59beat him.
1:28:00>> Yes, sir.
1:28:01>> Um
1:28:02>> by Yeah. Uh unanimous 12 round decision.
1:28:05Sergio Martinez was a bad [ __ ]
1:28:07too.
1:28:07>> Yes, he was.
1:28:10>> Yeah.
1:28:12In late rounds, Martinez came up. Yeah.
1:28:14It's it's a just a crazy sport, man. You
1:28:16only have so many wars in you. There's
1:28:19only so many times you could do that.
1:28:20And the really clever guys are the guys
1:28:22who just don't get hit much.
1:28:24>> I went down a Maidana rabbit hole
1:28:26recently. Oh my god, that [ __ ] guy's
1:28:29a freak.
1:28:30>> Oh, he's an animal.
1:28:31>> What a career.
1:28:32>> Oh, he was an animal.
1:28:33>> Unbelievable. He fought everybody.
1:28:36>> He was one of the few guys to really
1:28:37rock Floyd Mayweather. Yeah.
1:28:39>> Knocked his tooth out
1:28:40>> and wore his tooth around a chain.
1:28:42>> Oh, I love that.
1:28:43>> Yeah. He He got Floyd's tooth and wore
1:28:46it as a piece of See if you can find the
1:28:48tooth that Maidonna had of Floyd. Look
1:28:51at that. Look at that.
1:28:52>> Oh my god, that is so cool.
1:28:54>> How hilarious is that?
1:28:56>> That's so funny.
1:28:57>> He had his tooth put on a [ __ ] He
1:28:59wears Floyd's tooth on a necklace.
1:29:02>> Wow,
1:29:04that's crazy,
1:29:05>> boy. What a square jawed [ __ ]
1:29:07that guy is, huh?
1:29:08>> Yeah.
1:29:09>> Look at that jaw. That guy looks like
1:29:11you could hit him with a baseball bat.
1:29:12He was a tough dude.
1:29:13>> Insane career. I think he fought
1:29:15everybody.
1:29:16>> The Broner fight, too. He dropped
1:29:17Broner. That was when Broner was in his
1:29:20prime.
1:29:21>> Yeah, he was a beast. It's a It's a hard
1:29:24ass [ __ ] sport. Any combat sport.
1:29:27That is a hard way to make a living.
1:29:31>> Profitable.
1:29:31>> Do you see all the stuff that's going on
1:29:32with Floyd?
1:29:34>> Yeah. I I can't wrap my head around it.
1:29:36I don't understand how someone makes
1:29:38that much money and doesn't pay taxes or
1:29:41whatever.
1:29:42>> Yeah. Well, I could tell you how you you
1:29:44run out of money.
1:29:45>> Yeah.
1:29:45>> You know, you you spend so much money on
1:29:48things.
1:29:48>> You don't Do you think he has a business
1:29:50manager?
1:29:52>> Maybe he wasn't looking out for his best
1:29:54interest.
1:29:54>> I mean, just you got to put somebody in
1:29:59charge of that amount of money.
1:30:01>> You would think You would think $750
1:30:04million would last you a while. Yeah,
1:30:06>> he's I mean he's not even 50.
1:30:07>> You give one guy 5%.
1:30:10>> How old is Floyd now?
1:30:13>> I Yeah. Put some away.
1:30:14>> But the thing is it's like that
1:30:16lifestyle. His lifestyle was all about
1:30:19showing you his wealth. His lifestyle.
1:30:21He's 49.
1:30:24Imagine making $750 million and you're
1:30:2749. You're broke.
1:30:29>> Oh god.
1:30:30>> That's crazy. But Tyson talks openly
1:30:32about how he spent hundreds of millions
1:30:34of dollars,
1:30:35>> just went through it.
1:30:36>> You know, if you're living that life
1:30:38where you're just wearing diamonds
1:30:40everywhere and you're buying crazy
1:30:41watches and you know, Floyd does these
1:30:43things. You ever seen way he he'll go
1:30:45into a hotel room when he's traveling
1:30:47and he talks about like the watches that
1:30:49he brought and so he opens up suitcases
1:30:51with millions of dollars in watches. He
1:30:55just opens suitcase. You ever seen
1:30:56these?
1:30:57>> No.
1:30:57>> Find them because they're kind of
1:30:58hilarious. He's just trying to figure
1:31:01out which one he wants to wear. He
1:31:02brings them all with him.
1:31:03>> Yeah. He's just showing off. He's
1:31:05showing off that he's got two suitcases
1:31:07filled with diamond encrusted PC
1:31:10Philippes and you know
1:31:13the the the most high-end watches. Look
1:31:16at this. See if you do you have the
1:31:18clip?
1:31:19>> Here it is. Look. Play put some volume
1:31:21on this. Look at this. are always in my
1:31:23[ __ ] business worried about what I'm
1:31:25doing, what Floyd is doing, what Floyd
1:31:27ain't doing, what I do got, what I don't
1:31:29got. Just know I'mma stay in my lane. I
1:31:32ain't going to [ __ ] with nobody. And I
1:31:34don't want nobody [ __ ] with me. If I
1:31:36go on vacation, my fault. When I go on
1:31:38vacation for 30 days, I take 30 watches
1:31:42with me.
1:31:46>> Look at this.
1:31:47>> But you know what? You know what? What's
1:31:49crazy is this. if we add 10 more days, I
1:31:52take 10 more watches.
1:31:56But then I say, "Fuck it. If I want to
1:31:58bring out the one and only, then I bring
1:32:00out the watch that cost $18 million."
1:32:02>> Oh, Jesus.
1:32:04Matter of fact, you know what I'm going
1:32:05to do for you [ __ ] haters
1:32:07today? I'm going to go [ __ ] off $50,000
1:32:09cuz I ain't got [ __ ] else to do.
1:32:12Money made all [ __ ] day.
1:32:15>> You know what's crazy?
1:32:16>> That's the problem. So that you can only
1:32:19do for so long.
1:32:20>> Yeah.
1:32:21>> So if you have one $18 million watch
1:32:24like, okay, let's not get crazy. Let's
1:32:26not get crazy. You wanted to get it, you
1:32:28got it. You have $750 million. You have
1:32:30one $18 million watch. You can't have
1:32:3518 watches
1:32:37that cost millions of dollars. Like cuz
1:32:40you're going to need more. You're going
1:32:41to keep wanting to buy more. You're
1:32:42going to keep you're going to run out of
1:32:44money. How many Rolls-Royces do you
1:32:46have? Okay. Each one of those is a half
1:32:47a million dollars. You have four or five
1:32:49of them. H how many Ferraris? You got 10
1:32:52Ferraris. Okay. What?
1:32:55Some of those Ferraris are almost a
1:32:56million dollars. You have 10 almost a
1:32:58million dollar cars. Okay. So, just in
1:33:01watches and cars alone, we're looking at
1:33:0450 60 million. Okay. And then you have
1:33:07to make 120 plus to actually have 60. I
1:33:11don't know if he's leasing them. I don't
1:33:12know how he's financing things. I don't
1:33:14know. But
1:33:15>> I would love to know
1:33:16>> the real
1:33:16>> he can make that money back by he can
1:33:19make the money that he needs back by
1:33:21literally making a super documentary
1:33:23about how he spent it. You ever seen
1:33:25that 30 for30 broke about how the NFL
1:33:28players all spent their money?
1:33:29>> No.
1:33:30>> Well, it's unbelievable. One of the
1:33:32easiest watches ever.
1:33:34And like it it's I got to be 30 for30's
1:33:39like biggest production ever. Like it's
1:33:41everywhere. It's it's just huge. And um
1:33:45yeah, who the hell doesn't want to know
1:33:47about that, right?
1:33:48>> And I'm waiting on that Nicholas Cage
1:33:49dock that I probably nobody's making
1:33:52either where it's like because he's a
1:33:54different version of that, you know,
1:33:55about this.
1:33:56>> He went broke.
1:33:56>> Oh, yeah.
1:33:58>> But then he made it back again.
1:33:59>> Well, yeah. He works his ass off. So, he
1:34:01went on a He's on a terror. He's just
1:34:04making movies left and right. And uh
1:34:08yeah, going from 100
1:34:10>> he faced severe financial struggles in
1:34:12the late 2000s, going from $150 million
1:34:15fortune to being 6 million in debt.
1:34:17Whoa. He never officially filed for
1:34:19bankruptcy, but he cleared his debts by
1:34:21relentlessly taking on movie roles,
1:34:23including direct to video films and
1:34:25selling off extensive real estate and
1:34:27assets. And
1:34:28>> I guess he bought like a lot of T-Rex
1:34:29skulls. Like he spent his money on like
1:34:31crazy things. He didn't just go watches
1:34:34and cars. He would find crazy pieces of
1:34:36art and like old historical things, I
1:34:40think.
1:34:41>> Well, he was a movie star from way back.
1:34:45You got to realize like what was his
1:34:47first film? I think his first film was
1:34:48like 1980 or something.
1:34:50>> Yeah.
1:34:50>> I remember him being a movie star when I
1:34:52was in high school.
1:34:53>> Yeah.
1:34:53>> That's a lot of time of being in that
1:34:56bizarro Hollywood bubble getting your
1:34:59brain cooked by fame.
1:35:01>> Yeah. He's one of those you can watch
1:35:03him do anything like one of those freaks
1:35:06where even though people will say I
1:35:09don't like this Nicholas Cage thing, I
1:35:10don't like that.
1:35:12>> From an article about what he spent his
1:35:13money on,
1:35:14>> $455,000 for two snakes.
1:35:20>> Okay, so it was $276,000
1:35:23in 2005, the equivalent of $455,000
1:35:26today. Thanks inflation.
1:35:29>> How crazy is that?
1:35:31What's the four? Think about that.
1:35:33$275,000 in 2005 is $455,000 today.
1:35:37>> Damn.
1:35:37>> How fun is inflation?
1:35:39>> Wow.
1:35:41>> What was uh Nicholas Cage's first movie
1:35:45>> officially?
1:35:46>> Yeah.
1:35:46>> He was in a few things like
1:35:47unofficially.
1:35:48>> Just that crazy movie with him and
1:35:51>> Raising Arizona had to be like the first
1:35:53big hit, right?
1:35:54>> That was a big one. That was a big one.
1:35:56His
1:35:59new ones are good, too. These wacky
1:36:01ones,
1:36:02>> his filmography, if you go all the way
1:36:03back, 1982, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
1:36:07>> is Nicholas Copala.
1:36:08>> Valley Girl is what I was thinking of.
1:36:09That was in 83.
1:36:12Yeah. Credit is Nicholas Copela. That's
1:36:14before he changed his name because he
1:36:16didn't want to be connected to what is
1:36:18his uncle Francis Ford Copa. Is that
1:36:20what it is?
1:36:22>> Valley Girl. So, Valley Girl was 83. So,
1:36:24I was in high school, dude. Arizona
1:36:26Peggy got married. Those are big, too.
1:36:28>> Big. Those were huge movies, dude.
1:36:30Raising Arizona is so [ __ ] funny.
1:36:33>> I saw that like a year ago. I forgot. I
1:36:36forgot how funny it was. Remember Tai
1:36:38Cob or Tex Cobb was in there? The boxer
1:36:40with the flatten nose who fought Larry
1:36:42Holmes. He did a bunch of movies.
1:36:44>> Big white guy.
1:36:45>> Yeah. Big big [ __ ] cornfed white guy
1:36:47on the motorcycle.
1:36:48>> Yeah. Oh yeah. He's great.
1:36:51>> It's a Cohen brothers movie, right?
1:36:52Raising Arizona is
1:36:56those guys might be the goats. They
1:36:57might be the goats of comedy. Them and
1:36:59the brothers.
1:37:00>> Yep. No doubt.
1:37:01>> See how many amazing hilarious [ __ ]
1:37:04movies and the Cohen brothers was. They
1:37:05were always so out there. Everything's
1:37:07so out there.
1:37:09>> Some of their films are just like what
1:37:10the [ __ ] are you guys doing?
1:37:13>> Like King was Kingpin Fairley Brothers.
1:37:15>> Yes.
1:37:15>> Those guys too. Like without a doubt.
1:37:17>> [ __ ] that was good.
1:37:18>> Unbelievable.
1:37:19>> [ __ ] That's a funny movie.
1:37:21>> So [ __ ] great. So funny.
1:37:23>> The scene where he's throwing up in the
1:37:25toilet when she's talking about him
1:37:26eating her [ __ ]
1:37:27>> to pay his rent.
1:37:29>> Oh my god. Oh, Woody's range is
1:37:33incredible.
1:37:34>> You know what I heard about that movie?
1:37:36That they had primed all the actors to
1:37:39get really excited when Bill Murray
1:37:41throws three strikes cuz he had to throw
1:37:43three strikes in a row. And so they
1:37:45said, "This might take a while, so we're
1:37:46going to really need your enthusiasm."
1:37:48And then Bill Murray actually threw
1:37:50three strikes in a row first attempt and
1:37:53everybody went crazy like for real cuz
1:37:56they were, you know, like they were said
1:37:58this is not going to happen this way. So
1:38:00when he actually did it, everybody went
1:38:02[ __ ] bananas.
1:38:03>> Nuts. [ __ ] Such a good movie.
1:38:05>> I love it.
1:38:06>> Dude, Woody's a freak, bro. since he's
1:38:09moved here and goes to kill Tony and
1:38:11like we hang out and stuff
1:38:14only after like being making friends
1:38:19with him. Like I knew he did a lot of
1:38:22great stuff, but he sneaks up in so many
1:38:25great things. It's insane. He's in
1:38:28[ __ ] um what is the Conan Brothers
1:38:31one with uh not There Will Be Blood. It
1:38:32was made at the same time with Javar
1:38:34Bardm. Oh my god, how am I blanking on
1:38:36this? It's uh No Country for Old Men.
1:38:40>> Oh, that's right. That's right.
1:38:41>> He's in it. And he's not even They don't
1:38:43even like promote him on that or
1:38:45anything. He just comes in the movie
1:38:47halfway through with all these other
1:38:48[ __ ] greats and is crushing.
1:38:52>> It's hard to think that that's a Cohen
1:38:54brothers movie.
1:38:54>> The People versus Larry Flint. He's a
1:38:57freak of nature. [ __ ]
1:38:59>> that thing that you sent me the other
1:39:00day with him when he was playing LBJ.
1:39:02>> Oh my god, it's so good. I randomly
1:39:05stumbled across that one. And I'm like,
1:39:06"Oh, I'll fall asleep to this." Woody is
1:39:08LBJ. And it's one of those movies that
1:39:10[ __ ] kept me awake because it was so
1:39:12goddamn good.
1:39:14>> Mesmerizing.
1:39:15>> Super nice guy, too. Like easy to hang
1:39:17out with.
1:39:17>> Oh my god. The best.
1:39:19>> Very chill with everybody. Just hangs
1:39:21out when he's in the green room. He's
1:39:22just like one of us.
1:39:24>> Yeah.
1:39:24>> Normal.
1:39:25>> Yep.
1:39:25>> You know, which is hard to do when
1:39:27you've been famous that long. Just be
1:39:29cool.
1:39:29>> Yeah.
1:39:29>> But also, he doesn't have a phone. You
1:39:31get a hold of him. You got to get go
1:39:32through his wife to get a hold of him.
1:39:34He's smart. just insulates him from
1:39:36himself from all the nonsense.
1:39:37>> Brilliant.
1:39:38>> That's the way to do it.
1:39:39>> Yeah. But I think when you get to like
1:39:41that level, you kind of have to or
1:39:42you'll go crazy.
1:39:43>> Yeah.
1:39:44>> You know.
1:39:45>> Yeah. He has this fun. He likes
1:39:47laughing, sipping his tequila, smoking
1:39:51his weed. He's got it all figured out.
1:39:53Grows his own weed, makes his own
1:39:55tequila,
1:39:57eats live food or whatever, and just
1:39:59laughs and enjoys life.
1:40:02It's perfect. Yeah, it's nice to know
1:40:05that people can make it through that
1:40:06crazy maze
1:40:08and, you know, you could either go nuts
1:40:10and buy Tyrannosaurus Rex calls
1:40:12>> or you could just completely disconnect
1:40:14from it all and just be yourself. Just
1:40:17>> just keep keep killing it.
1:40:19>> I know him and Makana have a TV show
1:40:22that's coming out
1:40:23>> where they play Brothers, right?
1:40:24>> Yeah.
1:40:25>> I think it's on Apple TV coming out
1:40:27soon.
1:40:28>> Yeah.
1:40:32>> Yeah. So, um, what's it been like? Like
1:40:35the the weirdness, the post roast
1:40:38weirdness.
1:40:40>> I'm always surprised by these things.
1:40:42I'm always surprised that
1:40:45they last so long that anybody's talking
1:40:48about it. It's so bizarre. I was
1:40:52surprised
1:40:53with the Pang Dang thing. I was
1:40:55surprised at the Trump thing. And this
1:40:58one is really surprising cuz with other
1:41:01ones they're like, "Ah, there's a time
1:41:03and a place for jokes like that or this
1:41:05or that or whatever."
1:41:07And this is the time and the place for
1:41:09it is like the roast of Kevin Hart, you
1:41:12know? I'm going to go for it.
1:41:13>> Yeah.
1:41:14>> And we roasted Kevin, you know? I did a
1:41:17[ __ ] George Floyd joke in the uh at
1:41:21the Tom Brady roast and I did a Who's
1:41:25the white guy that shot people? Um,
1:41:29uh, it's the same fan base as, uh, god
1:41:32damn it, the kid that shot people up in
1:41:35wherever.
1:41:37>> Be a little more specific.
1:41:39>> The white guy shot a couple people, had
1:41:41a gun at a thing. They made it look like
1:41:43it was black people, but it was actually
1:41:45white people that he shot that were
1:41:47shooting at him or had guns. What's his
1:41:49name? Has the
1:41:50>> I have no idea who you're talking about.
1:41:52>> Damn it. David Lucas is friends with
1:41:53him. Brought him to the club.
1:41:54>> Oh, Kyle Writtenhouse.
1:41:55>> That's it. That's it.
1:41:56>> I did a Kyle Writtenhouse joke. I did
1:41:59this and then this one, people are
1:42:01offended or something. I don't know. And
1:42:03yeah, if you just watch that clip on my
1:42:05dismount, it's a crazy clip. But if you
1:42:08watch the entire flow of the roast set,
1:42:11it's just one last departing joke, which
1:42:14that's my thing, man. It's like I knew
1:42:16Earthquake would be standing up on his
1:42:19feet like he was halfway through my set.
1:42:21you know, h you know, there's standing
1:42:24O's that are happening during my actual
1:42:26roast. And on this one, because there
1:42:29were so many people on it, it was such a
1:42:31long big roast, you know, they set you
1:42:33to an aotted time. So, I'm like, okay,
1:42:35I'm going to do something I don't
1:42:36normally do and blast off more jokes per
1:42:39minute than I normally do. Instead of
1:42:41milking it and getting applause breaks
1:42:43and things like that, I'm just going to
1:42:45create a bang bang bang bang bang final
1:42:48stand of things. And you know what's
1:42:51funny is that I have something that's
1:42:53supposed to offend everybody. Like I
1:42:56don't want you to like 100% of any of my
1:42:59jokes. I'm not that guy. I'm healish.
1:43:02I'm a bad guy wrestling fan. Exactly.
1:43:06>> So what's funny is people got offended
1:43:09about the George Floyd thing and people
1:43:11a lot of people said, "Yeah, well Pete
1:43:13Davidson did a Charlie Kirk joke." And
1:43:16they're comparing these things from two
1:43:17different spectrums. But what what they
1:43:19didn't mention is that I did a Charlie
1:43:21Kirk joke in my set. So, [ __ ] them. [ __ ]
1:43:25them. [ __ ] them. [ __ ] them. You know
1:43:26what I mean?
1:43:27>> Everybody gets them.
1:43:28>> Everybody gets it. Is always my
1:43:30>> Everybody gets them jokes.
1:43:31>> Everybody does. I said that Kevin has uh
1:43:36what quite the fan base. He has more
1:43:37gunfire at his merch table than Charlie
1:43:40Kirk.
1:43:40>> Yeah.
1:43:40>> Or whatever. And um
1:43:43so you know for them to for people to
1:43:46nitpick that joke and be offended and
1:43:49it's funny because it was a lot of uh a
1:43:51lot of comedians a lot of black
1:43:54comedians were like I'm upset about this
1:43:57you know they made their videos which is
1:44:00just hilarious because they're not on
1:44:01the roast they're not in attendance at
1:44:03the roast.
1:44:04>> You you saw Tiffany Hattish
1:44:05>> the that was the best one. Nobody
1:44:07handled it better than her. find Tiffany
1:44:09Hattish getting uh asked questions. Was
1:44:12it a TMZ thing?
1:44:13>> Yeah.
1:44:14>> About uh the roast cuz she handled it so
1:44:17perfectly.
1:44:18>> They're trying to They were trying to
1:44:19bait everybody.
1:44:21>> Of course they were.
1:44:22>> Everybody, even Cheryl Underwood, who
1:44:23handled it all like a champ. We made
1:44:26friends before at a Netflix brunch that
1:44:30week that was uh for that festival.
1:44:32>> Well, dude, I told you about Cheryl.
1:44:34>> Yeah, she's the [ __ ]
1:44:35>> She's awesome. Yeah,
1:44:36>> I I worked with Cheryl in like the early
1:44:382000s, I think it was, in Montreal. I
1:44:41told you she's a monster.
1:44:42>> Yeah.
1:44:42>> She'd go on stage with her purse on just
1:44:45clutching her purse on stage and murder,
1:44:47dude.
1:44:48>> She would mur here's Listen to Tiffany.
1:44:51>> She We look so good. Do you have like 30
1:44:55seconds to chat? Really quick. Yeah.
1:44:56>> So, talking about Kevin Hart roast,
1:44:58right?
1:44:58>> Yes. It was so much fun.
1:44:59>> So, Lonnie Love didn't think so. Lonnie
1:45:01Love was like, "You know what? It's
1:45:02exhausting. It's edgy." specifically
1:45:04about the George Floyd joke. What are
1:45:08you thinking? Is it just comedy? Should
1:45:10they have been a little less uh
1:45:12>> I think it should have been shorter. The
1:45:14show was too long.
1:45:15>> I mean, I was sitting there the whole
1:45:16time. I had to pee. Something I didn't
1:45:17hear the George Floyd joke cuz I had to
1:45:19pee so bad.
1:45:20>> So, you went to the bathroom with that?
1:45:22>> Yeah. I was a glorified uh seat filler
1:45:25>> and I was tired.
1:45:26>> Well, also I mean Lonnie and other
1:45:28people were like, "Oh, maybe it was a
1:45:29little too racially motivated." What do
1:45:32you think as far as like the jokes? Is
1:45:34this just comedy or are people taking it
1:45:37too seriously?
1:45:38>> Is this all comedians saying it that
1:45:40wasn't invited?
1:45:45>> That's the [ __ ] comedian Tiffany
1:45:48Hattish.
1:45:48>> Bro, that was her version of the Shauna
1:45:51Ali walkoff kick.
1:45:52>> I love it. I love it, man. You never
1:45:56forget those people that actually are
1:45:57answering honestly in real
1:45:59>> well real comics. And again, it's the
1:46:02same thing for 100%. She's not only is
1:46:05it a fun walk-off home run, but she's
1:46:07also 100% correct. There's nobody that
1:46:11was there that was offended. There was
1:46:13no ruckus there. It's just like
1:46:16everything else where you leave and you
1:46:17go, "Huh, this thing's this thing's kind
1:46:20of crazily taking off, it seems." A lot
1:46:22of people are talking about that one
1:46:24joke at the end. It's so weird. Well, we
1:46:26live in an outrage culture and an
1:46:30outrage there there's a there's money in
1:46:32outrage. There's engagement in outrage.
1:46:35Outrage is the it's the commodity that
1:46:38everybody wants. Yeah.
1:46:39>> They want to be outraged. Yeah.
1:46:40>> And they want to be right. And if you're
1:46:41outraged and you've got a good point,
1:46:43you just ride that [ __ ] thing for as
1:46:45much juice as you can get out of it and
1:46:46then you move on to the next thing.
1:46:48>> Yep.
1:46:48>> What are you mad at now? it. You know,
1:46:51>> there's never in any of these things,
1:46:53there's never a moment where I'm like,
1:46:54"Okay, this could cause a problem." It
1:46:57was, it's never been that way.
1:46:59>> Wild. It was high fives.
1:47:02>> High fives and laughter after my 300
1:47:05p.m. set in a half-filled Madison Square
1:47:07Garden waiting for the 8:00 p.m. arrival
1:47:10of Trump to speak. I'm, you know, on a
1:47:1234 person lineup. Everyone was thrilled.
1:47:16Way to get the crowd going. I mean, it's
1:47:19you're just getting the party started.
1:47:20The lights were up. Like, it obviously
1:47:22wasn't the best position for me on that
1:47:24lineup, but the same exact thing. And
1:47:27then it's like a little bit later, you
1:47:29realize like, oh, they're making a news
1:47:30story about the Puerto Rico joke of all
1:47:32things. So interesting.
1:47:34>> I told you that joke was going to be a
1:47:35problem.
1:47:37>> I would have never told you to do that
1:47:39joke during that, but I told you that
1:47:41was going to be a problem in your ad.
1:47:42>> It wasn't supposed to be in my original
1:47:45thing for that. was a last second filler
1:47:47because they gave me more time than
1:47:48everybody. It was a very bizarre thing.
1:47:50They gave me more time for every bizarre
1:47:52thing.
1:47:52>> First of all, the idea that you would go
1:47:54on after someone like who went on before
1:47:55you, Steven Miller?
1:47:56>> No, not it was the national anthem with
1:48:00a guy painting a uh painting of things.
1:48:03Actually, no. He went on after me. I
1:48:05went on right after the national anthem,
1:48:07>> but someone had some kind of like rahrh
1:48:09speech. Make America great again.
1:48:12>> I wish there was. That all came like way
1:48:14after which is crazy. They just had me
1:48:17on the wrong position on the thing and
1:48:20uh yeah,
1:48:21>> you should only do standup where people
1:48:22are doing standup.
1:48:23>> Totally. Totally.
1:48:24>> It doesn't work.
1:48:25>> Totally.
1:48:25>> It's like But you got to say,
1:48:28>> but then again, it did it did work in
1:48:30house. The place isn't miked for sure
1:48:32standup comedy or lit for standup or
1:48:34anything like it.
1:48:35>> No, they were laughing.
1:48:36>> They were having a good old time. Well,
1:48:38they're probably happy that something
1:48:39wasn't stiff and boring, you know, like
1:48:41taxes and [ __ ]
1:48:44tariffs.
1:48:45>> I mean, Rudy Giuliani went on like 3
1:48:47hours after me.
1:48:48>> That's crazy.
1:48:49>> Yeah, it was a nuts all day. It was a
1:48:52super long thing. My point being is that
1:48:54it always surprises me that I'm the news
1:48:58even though I'm because if someone else
1:49:01said it, if it was a politician that did
1:49:03it or someone else, someone high up in
1:49:06the administration, that would make
1:49:07sense. Same thing with the roast. If it
1:49:09was a clean comedian, right? If Nate
1:49:12Bargotsi or Jim Gaffigan were on it and
1:49:15they said that, that's crazy. Me saying
1:49:18it, that's normal.
1:49:20>> They don't know that, though. See, the
1:49:21thing is it's like you've achieved a
1:49:24level of fame that like really snuck up
1:49:26on people over the last couple years,
1:49:29you know? It's because the rise of Kill
1:49:31Tony has been completely organic. Like
1:49:35there's been no promotion of Kill Tony
1:49:38that made it become what it is. It's all
1:49:39just people sharing it on YouTube,
1:49:42sharing it online. That's all it is.
1:49:43clips and these moments, you know, and
1:49:47then, you know, obviously the Shane
1:49:49moments and all the Kyle Dunigan. It's
1:49:52been just so many amazing moments. It's
1:49:54such a good show. It came organically.
1:49:56And then you got to this point over the
1:49:58last couple years of like, "Oh, we got
1:50:00to pay attention to this [ __ ] guy."
1:50:01And then we had a and then after they
1:50:03started attacking you from the White
1:50:04House thing or the uh Madison Square
1:50:06Garden thing rather, which was 2024,
1:50:09then it was on then it's on like Donkey
1:50:11Kong, right? So that's two years later.
1:50:13So now you're a guy that they go to like
1:50:16to get mad at. And there's a bunch of
1:50:18people like that online that that's
1:50:20their business. Their business is people
1:50:21are mad at them. They have hot takes.
1:50:23People are mad at them.
1:50:24>> Yeah.
1:50:24>> I mean that's So you you've fallen into
1:50:27that category. And so there's going to
1:50:30be people that genuinely don't like what
1:50:32you did and don't like you. And then
1:50:34there's going to be people that are just
1:50:35using it as a commodity. They're just
1:50:37using it as outrage, which is part of
1:50:39what the game is. You know, this this is
1:50:41what they do. and their engagement, you
1:50:44know, [ __ ] game that they play. And
1:50:47it's kind of what we do in the joke
1:50:49game. Yeah. You know, you get
1:50:50engagement. You get people to laugh.
1:50:52They You say outrageous things that you
1:50:54don't even really mean, but it's because
1:50:55it's a funny thing to say. It's just
1:50:57like I always say, Bob Marley didn't
1:51:00really shoot the sheriff. You know that,
1:51:01right?
1:51:01>> Right.
1:51:02>> It's like it's just jokes.
1:51:04>> Exactly.
1:51:04>> Like when you say inappropriate [ __ ] on
1:51:07purpose and that is like everybody used
1:51:10to know that. Like Louis CK was a very
1:51:12left-wing progressive guy when he was
1:51:15saying really [ __ ] up things that he
1:51:17didn't mean on purpose because they were
1:51:19funny.
1:51:19>> Yeah. Like that was what he did and
1:51:22everybody was fine with it until
1:51:24somewhere around it seems like it was
1:51:27like 2016 200 like it started to turn a
1:51:31corner where it became like people are
1:51:32starting to take these things as
1:51:35statements rather than as comedy
1:51:37material
1:51:38>> and they started trying to pretend that
1:51:40the person really means this like that's
1:51:43where it got crazy and that happened
1:51:45around the time where social media
1:51:47really came into prominence Because
1:51:49before that there was no real avenue to
1:51:52do that. There's no real avenue to
1:51:54pretend you were really deeply upset.
1:51:56>> Yeah.
1:51:56>> I mean, I'm sure there's some people
1:51:57that were upset, but there's also a lot
1:52:00of like people that are just ill.
1:52:02They're online all the time on these
1:52:04social media apps just arguing and and
1:52:06spitting out venom and yelling at people
1:52:08and they yell at them. It's like they're
1:52:10in hell all day long. And anytime
1:52:12something comes along, they could be
1:52:13upset at they got to they have to have
1:52:15their take. They have to have that hot
1:52:17take.
1:52:17>> Yeah. And if their hot take gets
1:52:19engagement, they're all looking at their
1:52:20likes. Then they just start re-engaging
1:52:23with that subject and going back on it.
1:52:25And this is the real problem. Okay.
1:52:28>> Good luck with that. That's bad for your
1:52:30head, kid.
1:52:31>> Right. Exactly.
1:52:32>> Very bad for your head. All those people
1:52:34that I know that are like especially
1:52:35comics that are doing it, the comics
1:52:37that are doing it, almost all of them
1:52:39don't have good careers. No, all of
1:52:41them, right? None of them have like
1:52:43impressive care, especially compared to
1:52:45their contemporaries that are doing
1:52:46well. And then on top of it, they're all
1:52:48mentally ill. They're all people that
1:52:50are [ __ ] filled up with
1:52:51pharmaceuticals and they're going to
1:52:53therapy. They're they're like literally
1:52:55mentally ill and they're online talking
1:52:57about fascists,
1:52:58>> right?
1:52:59>> You know, like stop. Like get your [ __ ]
1:53:01together. No one your opinion is not
1:53:03that valuable to people because they
1:53:05know that you're [ __ ] up. Do you not
1:53:06understand that?
1:53:07>> Right?
1:53:08>> Like the way you view the world is is
1:53:10it's not a healthy balanced perspective.
1:53:14like you're viewing the world in this
1:53:16like mentally ill lens.
1:53:18>> Well, the whole online thing doesn't it
1:53:21doesn't even convert to sold tickets or
1:53:23a bigger thing. It it's such a temporary
1:53:26drug for them to get to fill this void
1:53:29of what they're not doing,
1:53:31>> right? It doesn't convert to them people
1:53:33wanting to go see them. No, I mean some
1:53:35people maybe they get like a little
1:53:36juice out of it, but it's not enough
1:53:38because you're also opening the door. If
1:53:40you do become popular, you have to
1:53:42understand that if you've been spitting
1:53:43hate at people for a decade and then you
1:53:46become popular, boy, that hate's coming
1:53:47your way.
1:53:49>> Oh yeah,
1:53:49>> it's coming your way, you know. And I
1:53:52mean, this is one of the things that I
1:53:53said after the Mensia stuff. I said,
1:53:55even though I think it was the right
1:53:56thing to do, I wouldn't do it again
1:53:58because it's just too much.
1:54:00>> Yeah.
1:54:00>> It's just too much. You just you create
1:54:02all you just feel the darkness of it all
1:54:04the negative. It's all negative. It's
1:54:06all negative. Even if though it had to
1:54:08be done because you've got this guy with
1:54:10it. It showed me how completely
1:54:14absent of morals and ethics the business
1:54:17is completely absent,
1:54:19>> right?
1:54:20>> They knew what he was doing and they did
1:54:22not care. They didn't care because they
1:54:24were profiting from it. This is the
1:54:26conversation that I had with my agent
1:54:27when they were dumping me.
1:54:29>> I said I I told them, I go, "You're
1:54:30making a mistake right now that's going
1:54:32to affect the rest of your life. You
1:54:34have to understand the choice that
1:54:35you're making. you're choosing to align
1:54:38with someone who in any other industry
1:54:40that person would be in jail,
1:54:41>> right?
1:54:42>> If that person was and also if this was
1:54:44in literature or if this was in music,
1:54:46they would be sued into high heaven.
1:54:48Like there's songs that like they don't
1:54:50even seem like they're that close to
1:54:53each other and people had to give like
1:54:56songwriting credits to it.
1:54:57>> Yeah. Oh yeah. like songs like people
1:55:01get inspired by certain songs and then
1:55:04they write a song that sounds close
1:55:08enough that there's a rhythm to it that
1:55:10people get upset.
1:55:11>> Well, there's only so many notes and so
1:55:13many chords and there's only so many
1:55:15beats and so much timing. And it's often
1:55:18the same thing with comedy. Like there's
1:55:21some crossovers in a writer's room,
1:55:24which I've been in so many of. So many
1:55:26people writing on the same subject will
1:55:28have the same joke. Uh it's only when
1:55:31it's like what Mensia was doing word for
1:55:34word long form. Well, that was a
1:55:36different thing. What he's he was a
1:55:38buccaneer. That was a totally different
1:55:40thing. But there's songs like, okay, so
1:55:43I was listening to this video the other
1:55:44day or watching this video the other day
1:55:46rather that was comparing um Radio
1:55:49Head's Creep to an older song and they
1:55:54had to give Creep uh Radio Head rather
1:55:56had to give this older song writing
1:55:59credits for this which sounds so
1:56:01different. And then Radio Head accused
1:56:04Lana Del Rey or someone from their
1:56:06organization accused Lana Del Rey of
1:56:09having a song that ripped off Creep
1:56:12>> or was sounded too much like creep. And
1:56:14it did sound a little like creep, but it
1:56:16was very different. Like it should be
1:56:18obviously this is like inspired by it,
1:56:20right? If that's the like Elvis
1:56:22Presley's entire career was inspired by
1:56:26black musicians
1:56:27>> like the way he danced and moved and the
1:56:29way he sang. So it's like what are we
1:56:31doing? Like there's stealing and then
1:56:34there's inspired by. Inspired by is what
1:56:36we were all doing. It's like we were
1:56:37talking about that computer earlier,
1:56:39that chip manufacturing thing. That
1:56:41thing was built on the back of all the
1:56:44[ __ ] super wizard geniuses that have
1:56:46been working on all the different
1:56:47technology that led to that being. You
1:56:49can't just invent that in a vacuum. You
1:56:52have to invent that on all these other
1:56:54inventions that have taken place for
1:56:56decades before you.
1:56:57>> Right? This is the It's like with music.
1:57:01It's interesting how ligious they are.
1:57:04>> Maybe it's because they're run by a
1:57:05certain group of people. Totally.
1:57:07>> But they're so good at like suing
1:57:10people. Like uh Bittersweet Symphony.
1:57:13You remember that song?
1:57:13>> Oh yeah, totally.
1:57:14>> They had to they had to give all their
1:57:16money to the Stones.
1:57:17>> Yep.
1:57:17>> Because it was uh what song?
1:57:21>> Uh it's um
1:57:22>> what's Perplexity?
1:57:24while Tony is
1:57:27>> or while Jamie rather is.
1:57:28>> Don't do that, please.
1:57:29>> Oh, I can't do that. That's right. No,
1:57:30you can't. Oh, we have to get us. I
1:57:32know.
1:57:34Song called the last time.
1:57:35>> If if I mean, we learned this the hard
1:57:37way cuz I have an actual band that can
1:57:40play anything and everything. And years
1:57:42ago, they could play anything and
1:57:44everything. Our old episodes hold um cuz
1:57:48you know, I'd literally be to a you
1:57:50know, a shy person. I'd be like, "What
1:57:52do you you know, you ever do karaoke?"
1:57:53They're like, "Yes." I'd go, "What song
1:57:55do you sing?" And then they they go, "Da
1:57:56da da." And I literally they would go
1:57:58right into it. And now you can't hum a
1:58:01song for a few seconds.
1:58:03>> So Bittersweet Symphony was a sample
1:58:06from uh the Verve developed Bittersweet
1:58:08Symphony from a sample from a 1965
1:58:11version of Rolling Stone song, The Last
1:58:13Time,
1:58:15uh adding vocals, strings, guitar, and
1:58:17percussion. After a lawsuit by the
1:58:20Rolling Stones former manager Alan
1:58:21Klein, the Verve relinquished all
1:58:23royalties to the Rolling Stones members
1:58:25MC Jagger and Keith Richards, who were
1:58:27also added to the songwriting credits.
1:58:30Wow. 2019, 10 years after Klein's death,
1:58:33Jagger, Richards, and Klein's son seated
1:58:35the rights to the Verb songwriter
1:58:37Richard Ashcroft because he was probably
1:58:39broke. There's similar things that have
1:58:41happened recently with uh I think Olivia
1:58:43Rodrigo and Paramore and then like uh
1:58:46Puff Daddy and
1:58:47>> Yeah. Can you please look up the other
1:58:49one that I set up though? Um which was
1:58:52Radio Head Creep, Lana Del Rey. And
1:58:54Radio Head Creep had to give uh
1:58:56songwriting credits to another band.
1:58:59>> The Holl.
1:59:00>> The Holl. That's right. What was the
1:59:01original song?
1:59:04The Air That I Breathe.
1:59:07It's interesting when you listen to
1:59:09Let's listen to them. See if you could
1:59:10find that. There's a comparison video
1:59:12that I watched uh on um YouTube. See if
1:59:16you could find that because it's
1:59:18interesting how they they they say the
1:59:21first one and you're like, "Geez, I
1:59:23don't see it." Well, we'll have to edit
1:59:24this out, ladies and gentlemen. But you
1:59:26could find it yourself. Radio Heads
1:59:27Creep versus Lana Del Rey's Get Free
1:59:29versus The Holl's The Air That I
1:59:30Breathe. Yeah, that was a live version
1:59:32of it, but if you uh hear the recorded
1:59:35version of it, it's even more
1:59:37You could see,
1:59:39>> but people get inspired by things.
1:59:42>> I get it though.
1:59:44>> I get it in those cases, especially like
1:59:45the beginning of the Holly song and then
1:59:47the beginning of Radio Head, like
1:59:50dead on.
1:59:51>> Yeah.
1:59:52>> They're set in a mood, like a very
1:59:54specific mood. Have you ever seen how
1:59:56the guy from here's a crazy one. The guy
1:59:58from the Gorillas, the song Clint
2:00:02Eastwood, I think it is, he had a like
2:00:04one of those like little kids kind of
2:00:06keyboards
2:00:08and he hit the demo button because like
2:00:10oftent times it'll just have a regular
2:00:13song or whatever. And um it's the entire
2:00:18backbone of their biggest hit.
2:00:20Um, you'd have to you'd have to pull it
2:00:23up, I guess, to understand, but it's
2:00:24that.
2:00:27Yeah, there it is. So, that's just on
2:00:31the thing. Wow.
2:00:34>> And somehow they got away with it.
2:00:39>> Wow.
2:00:39>> And then all they do from there is just
2:00:42>> That's it. That's the preset. It's the
2:00:43rock one preset.
2:00:50That's so crazy. They used that. They
2:00:52used a preset from
2:00:55one of them little machines like a toy.
2:00:58>> And much like the [ __ ] crazy jokes
2:01:00that end up getting me in trouble, I bet
2:01:02they don't even think that's going to be
2:01:03the hit. You know what I mean? Like
2:01:05they're probably not like, "This is the
2:01:07song that's going to fly off the
2:01:08shelves."
2:01:09>> Yeah, but other people see it. Tony, I
2:01:10was the one who told you you're going to
2:01:11get stabbed for the Puerto Rican joke.
2:01:14>> There was that was so many years later.
2:01:16It's crazy. I was doing that joke during
2:01:19the pandemic to the point to where it
2:01:20got extended to where you were part of
2:01:22it. And what's funny is I left those
2:01:24tags of the longer joke out of the Trump
2:01:27rally one which probably would have
2:01:28protected me. It probably would have
2:01:30saved it going, "Ah, it's going to get
2:01:32me stabbed." Whatever. You know what I
2:01:34mean?
2:01:34>> Then you would have to do the Amy
2:01:35Schubert joke.
2:01:36>> Well, yeah, there was a lot to it. Yeah.
2:01:38People don't realize that that's a small
2:01:41bit of a much much bigger chunk at the
2:01:44time. Well, that's why it should be in a
2:01:45set. You know, of course, comedy is a
2:01:48such a weird art form. I mean, look, I
2:01:50love it to death, but real comedy should
2:01:52be seen in person.
2:01:54>> Oh, yeah.
2:01:54>> You know, Stan Hope said this once, like
2:01:56it was like everything we do on TV is
2:01:58just to try to get people to come see us
2:01:59in the clubs. Exactly.
2:02:00>> Like, that's really what it is. Like,
2:02:01you just really want people to go there
2:02:03live because that's the real fun.
2:02:04>> Yeah.
2:02:04>> The real fun is all us, a bunch of human
2:02:07beings [ __ ] around and having a good
2:02:09time, right? soon as you start taking it
2:02:11seriously and making it something that
2:02:13it's not like you're
2:02:15I get why you're doing it because that
2:02:18has become a thing that people do today.
2:02:20But I'm just saying like for your own
2:02:22mental health just not it's not good for
2:02:24you to be engaging like I was saying
2:02:27about the Carlos thing like just
2:02:28engaging in conflict. It's not good.
2:02:30It's not good for you. It's bad for you.
2:02:32>> Yeah.
2:02:32>> Feels bad. It's not good. It's not it's
2:02:35you this is ne there's negative energy
2:02:37and positive energy. You should spend as
2:02:39much of your time possible on things
2:02:42that make positive energy. I know that
2:02:44sounds hippie and because I'm a little
2:02:46bit of hippie. I got a lot of hippie in
2:02:47me, but that's what I believe. I believe
2:02:49you should spend as much of your time
2:02:51having fun, making people laugh, having
2:02:54a good time, and less about dwelling on
2:02:57[ __ ]
2:02:58>> Yeah. That's why I try to stay off
2:03:00Twitter because when I get on, I just
2:03:02start freaking out at all the different
2:03:04news stories that are just abomination
2:03:06after abomination where you're just so
2:03:09angry.
2:03:09>> It's just impossible now. And and you
2:03:12know, it used to be Twitter was Twitter
2:03:13and this and that, but really it's just
2:03:15the news. X is the news. It's so hard to
2:03:21>> absorb that. It you it was fun and you
2:03:24know it's cool and all and my algorithm
2:03:26still shows me stuff that I love. Police
2:03:29chases gone wrong and and UFC highlights
2:03:33and all of this stuff, but all the stuff
2:03:36around that is just crazy. I did a thing
2:03:39because I was staying at a hotel
2:03:42in um in uh DC right after the State of
2:03:48the Union or something. Anyway, I'm
2:03:50like, "Okay, it's a hotel TV. I never
2:03:52get to watch regular TV. I'm going to be
2:03:55asleep in a few minutes anyway." So, I
2:03:57threw on um I ended up going by CNN. I'm
2:04:00like, "Let's see what these wackos are
2:04:02saying over here. Let's see how fake the
2:04:04news can possibly be because from what I
2:04:07understand, the most recent State of the
2:04:09Union was a solid State of the Union and
2:04:12very positive and long and entertaining.
2:04:14Let's see what they say. Oh, racism
2:04:17this. He caused the deaths of black
2:04:18people here. He's the reason why we why
2:04:21America's failing. It's the reason why
2:04:23we're the laughing stock of the country.
2:04:25It made me so stressed out. And I'm
2:04:28like, "Okay, well, let's see what Fox
2:04:30News is saying." And it was crazy over
2:04:32there. And then you have [ __ ]
2:04:33>> What did they say?
2:04:35>> Uh well, they had their counterpoint
2:04:37person on, unlike CNN where they're just
2:04:40all in agreeance. Yeah. Yeah. and going
2:04:43by six people literally going, "Yeah,
2:04:46he's the worst and let's not forget that
2:04:49he doesn't think trans people deserve
2:04:50this and this and like they're just
2:04:52going on and on about straight doom."
2:04:55And Fox News had a counterpoint person
2:04:57that was stressing me out. And you know,
2:04:59and I swear to God, I'm not kidding.
2:05:02This is not a joke. I was flipping
2:05:04through the different ch by MSNBC. I'm
2:05:06like, "Oh my god, this is crazy." I put
2:05:09on Silence of the Lambs
2:05:11>> to calm yourself down.
2:05:12>> I swear to God, I was asleep five
2:05:15minutes later. Silent and I ended up, it
2:05:18just coincidentally was on the Buffalo
2:05:20Bill part where like he's got a girl in
2:05:22a well in the basket
2:05:24>> pure darkness and I'm like
2:05:28finally some peace on the cable
2:05:30television. I never get to just watch
2:05:32normal TV.
2:05:33>> So, did Fox News have a positive spin on
2:05:35the State of the Union address? I did
2:05:37not watch it. I remember for some reason
2:05:39it was stressing me out whatever was
2:05:40going on because like they have they at
2:05:43least Fox has they'll argue still like
2:05:46the news used to be they'll have both
2:05:48sides on and kind of talk it out and CNN
2:05:52has that poor guy that poor one guy that
2:05:54just takes all the bullets for everybody
2:05:57is just going lying this is that stat
2:06:00doesn't exist Jennings.
2:06:01>> Yes. Yeah.
2:06:03>> That poor guy is probably he probably
2:06:05has months to live. He takes so many
2:06:07bullets every day. He's a [ __ ] war
2:06:10hero out there.
2:06:12>> It's uh it's a very turbulent world when
2:06:14it comes to discourse. It's just
2:06:16everybody's mad at everybody else. It's
2:06:18really weird to watch. It's really weird
2:06:20to watch these these shows on CNN now
2:06:23that are basically like bad podcasts
2:06:25that get interrupted every five minutes
2:06:27for a commercial. It's really what it's
2:06:28like.
2:06:29>> I just don't I don't remember it being
2:06:31that way where it's just so many panel
2:06:33opinion shows. I remember it was it was
2:06:36more like CNN used to have Bourdain's
2:06:38show on Y,
2:06:39>> you know, where they would travel around
2:06:41the country and
2:06:43check out or travel around the world and
2:06:45check out food and it was interesting. Y
2:06:47>> and he would, you know, give you his
2:06:49perspective on the cultures and all the
2:06:51the problems and the things that these
2:06:54people were facing and their food and
2:06:55what what the community was like. It was
2:06:57[ __ ] great show. They did a bunch of
2:07:00different shows that were different, you
2:07:01know, and then somewhere along the line,
2:07:04man, they just went all outrage.
2:07:07>> Yeah.
2:07:07>> And I don't think that's going to get
2:07:09any different now. I mean, now it looks
2:07:11like Barry Weiss is going to be running
2:07:13that as well. So, she's running the CBS
2:07:15News and perhaps she's going to be
2:07:17running CNN. The same company's going to
2:07:19be running CNN. It's like, okay.
2:07:21>> Yeah.
2:07:22>> Good luck. Good luck. Because it's
2:07:24already People already don't want to
2:07:25listen. They don't want to take it
2:07:27seriously.
2:07:27>> Yeah. they, you know, and that's why X
2:07:29has become the news. The reason why it's
2:07:31become the news is because they can't
2:07:32trust the news,
2:07:33>> right?
2:07:33>> You know,
2:07:34>> totally. It's crazy over there.
2:07:36>> Like Tim Dylan had these two New York
2:07:37Times reporters on his podcast and uh I
2:07:40listened to him talking about it. I
2:07:42hadn't listened to them on the podcast,
2:07:43but I listened to him talking about it
2:07:45and he was saying that uh they said
2:07:47there's no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein
2:07:49was intelligence. And I was like, "What?
2:07:51What? There's no you [ __ ] watch one
2:07:55Mike Ben's episode of my podcast where
2:07:58he breaks it down. It's almost
2:07:59impossible that he's not
2:08:01>> right.
2:08:02>> Like what the [ __ ] are you like no
2:08:04evidence? No, that's not true. There's
2:08:05just evidence that you're not
2:08:06considering. So it's like if the New
2:08:09York Times and the people that we're
2:08:11always supposed to trust to be the
2:08:12objective purveyors of all that's going
2:08:13on in the world, if they're compromised,
2:08:16so they're not allowed to say things or
2:08:18they have narratives that they could
2:08:19they're supposed to spin one way or
2:08:21another or they're very cautious about
2:08:23being honest about their opinion, very
2:08:25very shielded about their actual
2:08:26opinions. Either either one of those is
2:08:29not good or if they actually believe
2:08:31that that's not good either because that
2:08:32means you're not really paying attention
2:08:34objectively. Like watch a Mike Benz
2:08:37episode where he breaks down Epstein's
2:08:39connections. It's nuts. The whole
2:08:42thing's nuts.
2:08:44It's crazy that anybody could say that
2:08:46he wasn't intelligence.
2:08:48>> Yeah, there's no doubt about it. And but
2:08:50they will do anything to push their own
2:08:52story.
2:08:53>> They don't. Yeah. It's it's a propaganda
2:08:55network.
2:08:56>> Yeah.
2:08:56>> And whatever that propaganda is, I mean,
2:08:58that propaganda will shift depending
2:09:00upon who's in control of the realm of
2:09:02the of the U reigns, rather. the realm
2:09:04really is a realm realm of nonsense.
2:09:07Well, whoever's in control, they're
2:09:08going to be the ones that dictate how
2:09:10the narrative goes. And it's always
2:09:11going to be whatever the sponsors are.
2:09:14That's why you never hear anything about
2:09:16any of these studies that they're
2:09:18showing about the vaccine safety signals
2:09:20that they found very early on, how they
2:09:22hid it, all this Fouchy stuff. They're
2:09:25they're not showing any of that. the
2:09:26Tulsi Gabbard speech. We talked about
2:09:28that where, you know, she gave this
2:09:30speech explaining how he lied to
2:09:32Congress and Fouchy had pressured these
2:09:35other scientists to change their
2:09:37perspective on whether or not it was
2:09:38gain of function research and
2:09:40>> Yeah. the [ __ ] that we had a pretty big
2:09:42feeling about back in 2020.
2:09:44>> Yeah. You don't hear any of these
2:09:45people. They're not covering it.
2:09:47>> Yeah.
2:09:47>> And they can't because they can't really
2:09:49tell you the whole news. They can only
2:09:51tell you the news they're approved to
2:09:52tell you.
2:09:53>> That's not good. And that's how X comes
2:09:55about.
2:09:55>> Yeah. That's how X becomes the place
2:09:57where everybody trusts. But then you go
2:09:58to X and it's just filled with
2:10:00horseshit. There's so much lies. There's
2:10:03always video of something happening and
2:10:06they're saying this is going on right
2:10:07now. And you're like, and then someone
2:10:09says, "No, this is a video from 2022.
2:10:11This is in, you know, this part of the
2:10:13world. This is AI.
2:10:14>> This is China. This is not Israel. This
2:10:16is, you know, it's like there's so much
2:10:19horseshit and there's so many bots."
2:10:21>> Yeah. It's like you just dip your toe
2:10:24into the water and you just feel
2:10:25poisoned. You're like, I got to get out
2:10:26of here.
2:10:27>> Yep.
2:10:27>> But then you feel irresponsible for not
2:10:29paying attention.
2:10:30>> Exactly. And I feel like so many people
2:10:33feel like they're doing the right thing,
2:10:34watching the news and being informed and
2:10:37they hear
2:10:38>> that the news is fake and they think
2:10:40that's just like a Trump talking point.
2:10:42I've always said that Trump calling it
2:10:43fake news was like one of the worst
2:10:46things that could happen because then it
2:10:48sounds like a Trump thing and the Trump
2:10:50enemies go Oh, fake news. Sure, it's
2:10:52fake. If he's saying it, then it can't
2:10:54be fake because we have to disagree with
2:10:56him. Meanwhile, it's a [ __ ] It's a
2:10:59goddamn production. I mean, it is
2:11:02>> fake.
2:11:03>> And
2:11:03>> they're right. It's fake.
2:11:04>> Yeah,
2:11:05>> it's fake. There. A lot of the news is
2:11:07fake. It's not true. All that I mean,
2:11:09the fact that no one got in trouble for
2:11:11all that Russia gate stuff,
2:11:13>> crazy. Absolutely crazy. and that they
2:11:16still listen that the same people that
2:11:17were pushing that Russia gate [ __ ] are
2:11:19they're still giving opinions on TV,
2:11:22>> right?
2:11:22>> It's nuts.
2:11:23>> Yeah. There's no repercussions to be
2:11:25found. They get to say whatever they
2:11:26want. It's crazy.
2:11:30>> Well, the repercussion is no one takes
2:11:32them seriously.
2:11:34>> And that's real. They've suffered that.
2:11:36I mean, uh we've seen that in real time.
2:11:38And I think the p the pandemic was the
2:11:40big that was the big wakeup call for a
2:11:42lot of people especially people that
2:11:44were forced to take the vaccine because
2:11:46they had jobs or you know they had a fly
2:11:49or they had family members and then they
2:11:52they got some horrible side effect and
2:11:55those people got what they call
2:11:57redpilled you know I know a lot of
2:11:59people that got redpilled from that.
2:12:01>> They just can't take it anymore.
2:12:03>> It's crazy and it's bubbish. You know
2:12:06what I mean? And there's certain areas
2:12:08geographically
2:12:10in which that's the mentality and they
2:12:13stick to it. I mean, here in Austin, I'm
2:12:18known as, you know, uh, a skinny little
2:12:22[ __ ] I went to LA and it turns out
2:12:25I'm a racist Nazi. Like, I'm like, they
2:12:27were doing jokes on me at that roast in
2:12:30which it's like, "Oh, what are you guys
2:12:32talking about?" There's parts where I'm
2:12:33literally like, "What the I've never
2:12:35even heard this about myself. I'm on a
2:12:37comedy show every week where people take
2:12:39shots at me and I've None of this is a
2:12:42thing.
2:12:43>> Well, it's made up and it's all They
2:12:45also made up a bunch of stuff about like
2:12:47you going to Saudi Arabia.
2:12:49>> Yeah.
2:12:50>> Which is crazy,
2:12:50>> right? Crazy.
2:12:52>> They just made it up.
2:12:53>> Yeah. Not only made it up, turned it
2:12:55down. Like didn't go when offered vast
2:12:58sums of money that the bus boy, bag boy,
2:13:01Tony would never imagine turning down.
2:13:04And people don't even know that you
2:13:05turned it down cuz you haven't been
2:13:07public about it,
2:13:07>> right? I mentioned it. I me glazed over
2:13:10it on one for one moment on Kill Tony
2:13:12once. But yes, the people that turned
2:13:15down that money are you and Shane
2:13:16Gillis.
2:13:17>> Yeah. And meanwhile, Netflix clipped
2:13:19that and po and pinned it on their
2:13:22Instagram that joke. And with the
2:13:24caption, long sip because I'm sipping my
2:13:26water because the joke isn't on me, so
2:13:28the camera shouldn't be on me.
2:13:30Meanwhile, they're getting my reaction
2:13:32shot to, "Oh, you guys took that Saudi
2:13:34Arabian money." And make it makes it
2:13:36look like I'm offended or something or
2:13:39guilty of taking Saudi Arabian money.
2:13:41>> But just a joke when you just lie about
2:13:43a fact and to make a joke is crazy.
2:13:47>> Mhm.
2:13:47>> Cuz you're just lying. Like that's
2:13:50there's a difference between that and
2:13:51making a joke about something. Like you
2:13:53had to make something true and then
2:13:55criticize them for something. So you had
2:13:57a lie about something and then criticize
2:13:59them about that lie that you just
2:14:01invented.
2:14:02>> Yeah.
2:14:02>> Which takes three seconds to find out it
2:14:04wasn't true.
2:14:05>> Exactly.
2:14:06>> It takes a really quick search like,
2:14:08"Oh, he didn't go."
2:14:09>> Right.
2:14:10>> Okay.
2:14:10>> On the contrary, the the guys that
2:14:13Chelsea was complimenting during that
2:14:16set. Basically, Kevin Hart and Pete
2:14:18Davidson did take the money and went to
2:14:20Saudi Arabia.
2:14:21>> Also, you don't think Chelsea Handler
2:14:22would have taken that money if they
2:14:23offered her to go to Saudi Arabia? He
2:14:25went to dinner at Epstein's house.
2:14:27>> Exactly.
2:14:27>> What the [ __ ] are we talking about?
2:14:28>> But it's all right cuz Woody Allen was
2:14:30there.
2:14:30>> Yeah. And apparently she gave him the
2:14:33what have you.
2:14:34>> She told him. That's what they said. She
2:14:37told him she was very upset with him.
2:14:39>> Um Yeah. At the intelligence agent slash
2:14:44sexual predator's house.
2:14:45>> Yeah.
2:14:46>> Guys who arrested for statutory rape.
2:14:49>> Uh that's fine though.
2:14:51>> Crazy.
2:14:52>> Just Yeah. Don't be a white guy.
2:14:55It's enough.
2:14:56>> It's just the whole thing is so stupid.
2:14:58Like if you want to make fun of someone
2:15:01for anything, for you know, you looking
2:15:03gay or you like you're down with that.
2:15:05But there you when you invent a fact
2:15:07that's not true, you say it's not true
2:15:09and then you criticize someone for that,
2:15:11like that's stupid. That's a stupid way
2:15:13to do comedy.
2:15:14>> Yeah.
2:15:14>> You know,
2:15:15>> and the way that it's covered and
2:15:16everything, it's like what what are you
2:15:18guys doing? Well, if you didn't know and
2:15:21people didn't know obviously because
2:15:23they laughed. They thought you maybe you
2:15:25did go or maybe Shane did go. They
2:15:27didn't know that you were the two people
2:15:28that did say no.
2:15:30>> You know, Jessica Kersson went and she
2:15:32got criticized so much she gave her
2:15:34money away.
2:15:36>> She gave the money away. I think she
2:15:38gave What did she do with the money?
2:15:39Find out what she did. But I was like,
2:15:41"Oh man." Listen, those people that went
2:15:43to see Jessica Kers, first of all, I
2:15:45heard she murdered over there. She's
2:15:47very funny. She's a [ __ ] dynamo.
2:15:49She's a killer on stage. Very, very
2:15:51entertaining. Lovely lady. I love her to
2:15:53death. She's fun to talk to.
2:15:55>> She [ __ ] murdered over there, I
2:15:58heard. So, a lesbian woman from New York
2:16:02went to Saudi Arabia. Look at donates
2:16:06Riad Comedy Festival fee to human rights
2:16:09campaign. Well,
2:16:10>> wow.
2:16:11>> All that money is going to someone's
2:16:12payroll.
2:16:13>> Yeah. It's going to, you know what I
2:16:14mean?
2:16:15>> Daycare center in Yeah. you feel better.
2:16:17But meanwhile, someone it's paying for
2:16:19someone's salary that's probably not
2:16:21fixing homelessness or whatever the [ __ ]
2:16:22it is.
2:16:23>> That's what they do. Tom Siguro went and
2:16:26put a photo of a Ferrari and said,
2:16:28"Thanks, Saudi Arabia."
2:16:30>> Yeah.
2:16:32>> But everybody was very upset. But my my
2:16:35perspective is um the people that are in
2:16:37that audience, if you're upset at the
2:16:39people that that are paying and
2:16:41organizing, okay, the people that are in
2:16:43that audience though that they're
2:16:44performing to, they don't get a chance
2:16:46to see American standup comedy and
2:16:48they're getting a chance to see it live.
2:16:50And standup comedy, like music, like
2:16:53literature, changes people's minds. It
2:16:56changes all art where you see someone, a
2:16:59different person than you with a totally
2:17:00different perspective that lives on
2:17:02another side of the world that says
2:17:03something that you think is hilarious
2:17:04and you love. It changes, you know, it
2:17:08changes people's perspectives. You win
2:17:09hearts and minds. I mean, that's real.
2:17:11Like you you can change the world a
2:17:13little bit by getting people to say,
2:17:15"Hey, we kind of are we all have a lot
2:17:18of shared interests. We just want to
2:17:20have fun. We just want to be with our
2:17:22friends, be with our family, and do what
2:17:24we want to do." Like everybody wants
2:17:26that, including those people in the
2:17:27audience. Like those people in the
2:17:28audience in Saudi Arabia were just Saudi
2:17:30Arabian citizens. They're just a bunch
2:17:32of people that lived there. They came
2:17:34out to see comedy. Like performing in
2:17:36front of them. I mean,
2:17:39what is wrong with that? It's was wrong.
2:17:43You're supposed to boycott it because
2:17:44the people that run it probably were
2:17:47involved with the killing of Jamal
2:17:49Kosigible in some way or the people that
2:17:51finance it. Okay.
2:17:54Maybe I see I see how you didn't want to
2:17:57do it and I see how Shane didn't want to
2:17:58do it and I probably probably wouldn't
2:18:00want to do it either. But I don't have
2:18:02any problem with people doing it because
2:18:03I think at the end of the day you're
2:18:04just like I don't have any problem with
2:18:06Saudi Arabia putting on these boxing
2:18:07matches that I talked about. I love that
2:18:09they put on these boxing matches and
2:18:11oddly enough that's not really
2:18:12criticized that much even by like
2:18:15heavyduty left-wing MMA media which is a
2:18:18real thing. Um there's a lot of like
2:18:20[ __ ] [ __ ] libs that are MMA media um
2:18:24just because they're journalists and
2:18:26they just happen to be fans but they
2:18:27have that like hardcore leftwing
2:18:28perspective. They don't seem to have
2:18:31that much of a problem with it. Not like
2:18:32people had the problem with the comics
2:18:34over there where guys like Louie and
2:18:36Bill Burr, they just get destroyed for
2:18:38that.
2:18:39>> Yeah. Yeah. It's nuts.
2:18:41>> But I think Sigura had the right move.
2:18:43Just don't even pay attention. [ __ ] off.
2:18:46I'm going to perform wherever I want to
2:18:48perform, you know.
2:18:50>> Yeah. No, it makes sense. Totally. I
2:18:53just can't go straight from a Trump
2:18:54rally to Saudi Arabia. Like a little bit
2:18:57of a hop, a skip, and a jump.
2:19:00>> I know. It's also It's like, you know,
2:19:03is that what you want to do? I don't
2:19:05want to go there. It's too long,
2:19:06>> right?
2:19:06>> So, I want to be on a plane for 16 hours
2:19:08to go anywhere.
2:19:09>> Yeah. Exactly. That's why I hate it. I
2:19:11hate flying.
2:19:12>> Yeah. [ __ ] off.
2:19:12>> It's terrible.
2:19:14>> Come to Texas. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
2:19:18>> It's just we live in a very polarized
2:19:20society and I think a large part of that
2:19:22is what we were talking about earlier
2:19:24with social media and mentally ill
2:19:26people just just screaming into the
2:19:27[ __ ] void every day.
2:19:30I just would like to suggest to people
2:19:33just try not to engage like that for a
2:19:36month and see how much better you feel.
2:19:38>> Yeah.
2:19:38>> Just try it.
2:19:39>> Talk and make friends.
2:19:40>> And hopefully that's not how you've set
2:19:42up your life where you have to do that
2:19:43for a living. Hopefully, you're not one
2:19:45of those people cuz there are people
2:19:46that are paid posters and they make a
2:19:48pretty good living just posting and
2:19:49getting engagement. Well, you know, I
2:19:53don't know what to tell you. You're
2:19:54trapped,
2:19:55>> right?
2:19:55>> You know, if you're if your whole thing
2:19:56is like [ __ ] on people all day long,
2:19:58you're kind of trapped.
2:19:59>> Yeah.
2:20:00>> But you can't feel good.
2:20:02>> There's no way.
2:20:03>> No,
2:20:04>> there's no way. It's like the amount of
2:20:06cortisol that must be pumping through
2:20:08your body all day where you're going
2:20:09over and and I see like people that do
2:20:12that. I see how they get destroyed in
2:20:14the replies and I'm like and I know
2:20:16they're reading that like good lord.
2:20:19>> Yeah.
2:20:20>> Like I don't know how Gavin Newsome is
2:20:22still alive. Every time he posts
2:20:24something the way he gets destroyed in
2:20:26those comments is like
2:20:28>> [ __ ] insane.
2:20:30>> Well, no one is happy.
2:20:32>> It's just the funniest thing because
2:20:33it's it he reminds me of like one of the
2:20:37last actual politicians. like he's a
2:20:41different just lying,
2:20:43ignoring of facts type of human being
2:20:46because we're witnessing it. Maybe it's
2:20:49easy for someone in uh I don't know, New
2:20:53Hampshire to go, "Ah, that Gavin
2:20:55Newsome's the future." But we lived in
2:20:58California and I've been to San
2:21:01Francisco recently and we've seen it.
2:21:03Like when you travel, you know,
2:21:05comedians aren't the end all be all in
2:21:08these wise whatever sages perhaps, but
2:21:11we do travel a lot and you spend a
2:21:14weekend in a city and you're not just
2:21:16doing your shows. You're having lunch
2:21:18somewhere. You're having coffee
2:21:19somewhere. You're dealing with the
2:21:20people at the hotel lot, whatever it may
2:21:22be. There's different communications and
2:21:24vibes and energies. And there's so many
2:21:27of these places, especially California.
2:21:30You know, San Diego's like a last stand.
2:21:32Huntington Beach is an air area around
2:21:35there. There's like these little pockets
2:21:37in which there's still some common sense
2:21:40and happiness. Enjoy Newport. These
2:21:43little pockets,
2:21:44>> but those major cities are [ __ ] man.
2:21:48even the drive and you know I go to LA
2:21:51basically maybe once a year now for a
2:21:53quick always fun visit always doing some
2:21:57arena and a couple nights at the store
2:21:59which is different unfortunately but the
2:22:02drive from LAX to that area of West
2:22:06Hollywood/Bly Hills is gruesome
2:22:09everything is for lease everything is
2:22:12empty
2:22:14um there's nothing new except for the
2:22:17crazy looking weirdass Obama Museum
2:22:20library, which is the craziest, weirdest
2:22:24eyesore humanly imaginable. Where is
2:22:26that?
2:22:26>> It's like on the way up there. I can't
2:22:29remember if it's like off of La Sienna
2:22:31or Fairfax.
2:22:32>> That's not the new one. Cuz the new one
2:22:33is in Chicago, isn't it?
2:22:35>> Yeah.
2:22:35>> Oh, it is. What's the [ __ ] They built
2:22:38something that looks just like that
2:22:39monstrosity.
2:22:40>> No, the one in Chicago people don't like
2:22:41it. I think it looks dope.
2:22:44It looks like
2:22:46>> It looks like something from Bladeunner.
2:22:48>> Yeah,
2:22:49>> I like it. A lot of people don't like,
2:22:51but it cost a lot of money. Cost like
2:22:53$850 million. See if you can find out
2:22:55what that building looks like.
2:22:58>> Show me a photo of
2:22:59>> something that looks just like that
2:23:00building.
2:23:00>> Sports complex on in Los Angeles they
2:23:04made.
2:23:04>> Who did the Obamas?
2:23:05>> Yeah, I don't know if that's
2:23:06>> Oh, okay.
2:23:07>> Um
2:23:08>> what is the um the one in Chicago? A lot
2:23:11of people were criticizing it and I saw
2:23:12it. I go, "That thing looks dope. I love
2:23:15it." Like that thing. Where is it? Yeah,
2:23:17the the one there where your cursor is.
2:23:18Click on that.
2:23:20>> Oh, that's a rendering.
2:23:21>> I don't think it's done yet.
2:23:22>> Oh, it's not done.
2:23:23>> Maybe. I don't I mean, this looks like
2:23:24>> I thought people were in it.
2:23:25>> I don't think so. I think they
2:23:26>> What's it down there in the lower?
2:23:27>> They just showed this online and
2:23:29everyone was going crazy.
2:23:30>> I thought people were already going to
2:23:31it.
2:23:32>> I don't know that.
2:23:33>> Um
2:23:36I think that's it. That looks like a
2:23:38rendering to me. That looks fake as
2:23:39[ __ ] But that one down there, that one
2:23:42down there with the darkness in the
2:23:44corner.
2:23:45>> Yeah, right there. Is that real?
2:23:50>> Encyclopedia Bratannica.
2:23:52>> I think that's a real photo. I think
2:23:55it's done. I might be wrong.
2:24:00>> Oh, you have uh Los Angeles, Chicago.
2:24:05Yeah, it's real. So, it's up. But I I
2:24:09think it looks cool. It's different.
2:24:15People are saying it's ugly. It looks
2:24:16like See if we can find photos of it. Go
2:24:18to images.
2:24:22>> Yeah. Just Yeah. We go. Like there,
2:24:25dude. I think that looks dope.
2:24:29>> Really?
2:24:30>> Yeah.
2:24:30>> That window list.
2:24:32>> And look at how all the writing on the
2:24:33top. What does it say? Go all the way
2:24:35up, please. I'm
2:24:35>> trying.
2:24:37Oh.
2:24:39Uh, unconstrained
2:24:43>> convention by what is?
2:24:45>> It's written on two sides. So,
2:24:47>> I think you're missing.
2:24:48>> Oh, right. Oh, it goes all the way
2:24:50around it. Oh, that's [ __ ] cool. I
2:24:52think that looks cool. I mean, maybe I
2:24:54have no taste.
2:24:55>> I mean, we can't even find an angle of
2:24:57what they're trying to say there. So,
2:25:00>> right. I don't know what it's saying,
2:25:01but I think it's cool that they did
2:25:03that. That they had words that go across
2:25:05like that. I just think it looks sick.
2:25:08>> But I like that kind of brutalist
2:25:10architecture. I think that's what they
2:25:12call it.
2:25:12>> Yeah.
2:25:12>> I like that kind cement with big glass.
2:25:16Like there's a lot of houses like that,
2:25:18especially like in the Hollywood Hills
2:25:19that I love.
2:25:21>> Mhm.
2:25:21>> I looked at one of them
2:25:23>> back when I was starting to make that
2:25:24cheddar. And uh I was like maybe I
2:25:27should live in Hollywood and then I
2:25:29could just do the store right there. But
2:25:31I was like
2:25:33probably not that safe. I looked at the
2:25:35house um above um the store that Mitsy
2:25:39was selling.
2:25:40>> What was it on Kfax? Was that what it
2:25:42was? Was that the street? It was the
2:25:44comic store. The comic house where like
2:25:47Kenisonson stayed there and Paulie lived
2:25:49there for a while.
2:25:50>> But I had dogs and I was like this is
2:25:53not enough backyard. It's too small. And
2:25:54also it's like it's too close to the
2:25:56machine.
2:25:57>> Yeah.
2:25:57>> It's like right next to the beast. Like
2:25:59I don't know if I want to be like right
2:26:01next to the beast. I think I'd rather be
2:26:02outside the beast and go visit. Yeah,
2:26:04>> like that for me, for my head.
2:26:06>> But, uh, I looked at a couple of houses
2:26:08up there and one of them was this house
2:26:10that was like really it was out of my
2:26:12budget really. I was just I shouldn't
2:26:13have been looking at it. It was like 10
2:26:15million bucks and it had crazy like like
2:26:20concrete with massive windows, but it
2:26:22was right there on the street.
2:26:25>> Like you're walking on the street,
2:26:27there's a sidewalk you could lean over
2:26:29and touch the front door of the house. I
2:26:31was like,
2:26:31>> "Yeah,
2:26:32>> this is kind of crazy to buy this
2:26:34house." And the guy was like, "Don't
2:26:35worry, we have a state-of-the-art
2:26:36security system." So I go, "Yeah, you
2:26:37know what that is?" I go, "Your camera
2:26:39is going to catch a guy with a ski mask
2:26:40robbing you."
2:26:41>> Yeah.
2:26:42>> And two weeks after I said that, the guy
2:26:45who owned the house got shot in it.
2:26:47>> Whoa.
2:26:47>> Two weeks got shot in the neck.
2:26:50>> [ __ ]
2:26:51>> Yeah.
2:26:52>> Damn.
2:26:53>> Yeah.
2:26:54>> Yeah. So,
2:26:56>> hey,
2:26:56>> that's these places, man. But the ar
2:26:59that kind of architecture I think is
2:27:00dope. I like like that crazy modern
2:27:03cement stuff. But for a house like what
2:27:06you're going to live in the reality is
2:27:08you'd probably be like I'm sleeping in a
2:27:10museum. This is too weird.
2:27:11>> Yeah.
2:27:12>> I'd rather just have a regular house.
2:27:13>> Yeah. Windows are a necessity.
2:27:17>> Yeah. I just want to see stuff. I just
2:27:19want to be able to open have a cup of
2:27:20coffee and see some trees, you know? Let
2:27:23me just sit down and [ __ ] collect my
2:27:25thoughts for the day, you know? I don't
2:27:28necessarily need to be in a [ __ ]
2:27:29museum. Concrete ass big. It's there's
2:27:33something weird about it. It's like
2:27:35you're too weird. If you live like that,
2:27:37you're weird, man. You're you're living
2:27:39with this giant
2:27:4220 foot high glass wall in front of you
2:27:46that looks out at the bladeunner scape
2:27:48that is Los Angeles from the hills. Have
2:27:51you seen that view at night? Have you
2:27:52ever been up to a house?
2:27:53>> Oh, yeah. Have you seen this house?
2:27:55>> Oh, that's sick. I love that house. It's
2:27:57known as like the Oakley Founders House.
2:27:59I don't know if he still owns it, but
2:28:00>> Yeah, that's up there.
2:28:01>> Yeah,
2:28:02>> that house I love. See, if I was single
2:28:05and a baller, that's where I would live.
2:28:07210 million. A bargain.
2:28:12>> [ __ ] love that [ __ ] I see [ __ ] like
2:28:14that, I'm like, "Oh my god, that's where
2:28:16I love it." But I don't want to live
2:28:18there for real.
2:28:19>> Yeah.
2:28:19>> I think after a while you would be like,
2:28:21"I'd rather have a log house." I was
2:28:23trying to find pictures of Kanye's
2:28:24concrete house, but this is not the one
2:28:25I was looking for specifically.
2:28:27>> I just love those kind of houses that
2:28:29look like that. Like especially that
2:28:31one, that circular one.
2:28:33>> The way you pull into that driveway and
2:28:35the the entire back house faces the
2:28:39lights and you see the lights like it's
2:28:42hard to see from photos of how Look how
2:28:44sick that looks, man. That's sick. I
2:28:47love that. But the lights from that,
2:28:50like if you're up in the hills, you want
2:28:52to be above looking down. And it's like
2:28:54a movie. It's like a sci-fi movie. It's
2:28:56one of the coolest [ __ ] views I've
2:28:58ever seen.
2:28:58>> Holly has the [ __ ] as crazy as it
2:29:01sounds, that [ __ ] when he made
2:29:02it, he bought a house that's on top top
2:29:06top of the Hollywood Hills with that MTV
2:29:09money.
2:29:09>> Yeah,
2:29:10>> dude. It's crazy. He remodeled it
2:29:13recently when I was there for the
2:29:14festival. He's like, "Dude, you got to
2:29:15come see the house. Come see the house."
2:29:17I'm like, Pauly, I'm so busy. That's
2:29:20very highly unlikely. Come see the
2:29:22house, dude. You got to come to the
2:29:23house. Sure enough, I went there one
2:29:25afternoon for a [ __ ] coffee. Bro, it
2:29:28is crazy. He was right. He's got the
2:29:31house. He did it. It's on top of
2:29:33everything. So, there's if if a robber
2:29:36does try to go up there, they're robbing
2:29:38someone else's house. They don't want to
2:29:40go to the tippy top of the [ __ ] hill.
2:29:42That's a tough escape.
2:29:44>> That's the problem is the escape. You
2:29:46want to be close to the bottom so you
2:29:48can
2:29:49>> Right.
2:29:49>> Speaking of which, I've been watching uh
2:29:52I got went down a rabbit hole the other
2:29:53day on YouTube
2:29:55>> where uh street racers
2:29:56>> and there's this one guy
2:29:58>> uh who is like a famous street racer
2:30:01because uh there's all these videos of
2:30:03him. He got his uh his thing set up
2:30:06where he can shut the lights off. He's
2:30:08got this black Corvette. I'm gonna send
2:30:10this to you, Jamie. I
2:30:11>> think I've seen this guy.
2:30:13>> Yeah, his name is really slow.
2:30:16like R Y L SL O
2:30:20um and he's got videos of these cop
2:30:24encounters. So they he like baits cops
2:30:26and then goes on these mad runs and you
2:30:29you watch it, you go, "Holy shit."
2:30:31>> Oh, I love it.
2:30:32>> Cars on the screen.
2:30:33>> Yes. This is the dude.
2:30:36>> Yeah.
2:30:37>> About him, not just
2:30:38>> Yeah. This is well he's like a legend
2:30:40online because he does interviews only
2:30:43with a voice changer where it takes his
2:30:45voice and it makes it like that where he
2:30:48describes all the modifications that he
2:30:50did to his car. But he puts a 3D camera
2:30:53on the back of his car and he uh you
2:30:56know they have those things where you
2:30:57stick it on the back of your car and it
2:30:59gives you a 3D view of the automobile
2:31:02and he has video of the cops like
2:31:04flashing their lights and his car has
2:31:06got a 1000 plus horsepower. So these
2:31:09poor cops and they're like 300
2:31:11horsepower [ __ ] Crown Victoria. They
2:31:14try to chase this guy and he just
2:31:15disappears and then once he gets out of
2:31:17the line like go back to that video
2:31:20where he was before. Watch this.
2:31:22>> I mean it's this is it's edited. It's
2:31:24not his videos. It's just someone
2:31:26>> I I understand but if you just I know
2:31:27this video but if you what what he does
2:31:29is they start pulling him over and in
2:31:32the beginning when they pull him over he
2:31:33hits the gas and then shuts his lights
2:31:35off. Did you pass that spot? Here it is.
2:31:37So So this is it. So they hit the lights
2:31:41and he's like, "See you." Are they going
2:31:44to show it?
2:31:45>> Yes. This is not the
2:31:46>> Okay. So this is not the compilation. So
2:31:48when he does it and he hits the gas, he
2:31:51gets far. Here it is. He gets far enough
2:31:53away from them. They're not showing it.
2:31:55>> These [ __ ] they have to edit
2:31:57their own [ __ ] Leaving it alone is
2:31:59better. So he gets ahead of everybody
2:32:01and then just he has a button where it
2:32:03kills his headlights and he's using
2:32:05night vision.
2:32:06>> Wow.
2:32:08>> Yeah. It's nuts. So, is this it?
2:32:10>> Says he enters ghost mode here.
2:32:11>> Yes, this is it. So, this is this guy.
2:32:14So, his license plate says, "We'll run."
2:32:17>> Like, it's a fake. It's a fake license
2:32:19plate. The cops get it behind him. They
2:32:20hit the lights and he goes, "Bye."
2:32:23And the cops realize there's no way to
2:32:25catch this guy. It's not. Look at that.
2:32:27>> Oh.
2:32:28>> Lights go out and he's gone.
2:32:31>> And he's flashing lights on people to
2:32:33get them the [ __ ] out of the way. And
2:32:34there's no way to catch him. And then he
2:32:36bangs U-turns. He knows where he's
2:32:38going. He plots it out. And the thing
2:32:40is, he's filming this and uploading it.
2:32:43>> Oh, yeah.
2:32:44>> So, he's got to hide his identity
2:32:46through how many different channels? How
2:32:48does Instagram not know who he is? How
2:32:49is he posting? I guess he's using a VPN.
2:32:52He's probably using a proxy and he's
2:32:54probably going through some other
2:32:55country or something. If he's smart, if
2:32:57he's smart enough to avoid detection,
2:33:00but he just has these [ __ ] crazy car
2:33:04bills. It's like he's got a Calvo Viper
2:33:06that has like I mean I don't know how
2:33:08many [ __ ]
2:33:10horsepower that thing has, but they make
2:33:12some of these COVID Vipers. It's a
2:33:14company here in Texas. They make Vipers
2:33:16that have 2,000 horsepower.
2:33:18>> Damn.
2:33:19>> What? Like where
2:33:21>> the [ __ ] are you talking about?
2:33:22>> Does anybody know where does he always
2:33:23do it in the same city?
2:33:24>> He's in I think he's in the Dallas area.
2:33:27>> How fun.
2:33:28>> Well, yeah. Well, not good if he kills
2:33:30somebody, but it's uh very spooky.
2:33:34>> Yeah,
2:33:36it's nuts, man. Because this [ __ ]
2:33:38dude uh really knows how to drive, too.
2:33:41And you see these poor cops and one of
2:33:43them, the cops wipe out. They slammed
2:33:44into another car and
2:33:45>> oh [ __ ]
2:33:46>> they're trying to pass by these cones
2:33:48and the road cuts off and the cop hits
2:33:50the cones then loses control of his car
2:33:52and slams into another car. Like people
2:33:55can [ __ ] die. Especially if he runs a
2:33:58red light and he runs a lot of them and
2:34:00someone's being an idiot. Maybe
2:34:02someone's doing exactly what he's doing
2:34:03while he's running the red light.
2:34:04>> Dude, you have to see what Kanye's doing
2:34:06right now. It's a it's a historical
2:34:08moment in all of art. It's unbelievable.
2:34:10>> Yeah. You said the he's standing on the
2:34:12globe, right?
2:34:13>> Well, not only that, he the entire
2:34:17everything is a super production and
2:34:19it's all him. like you could tell he's
2:34:21made every decision and tweaked
2:34:23everything to the to the color of
2:34:27everything to when it happens to how it
2:34:28happens that it's not too much. He's not
2:34:30overwhelming the senses with lasers and
2:34:33lights and all of this. It's all so
2:34:35strategic. But most importantly, it's
2:34:39first of all, it's the [ __ ] greatest
2:34:41production I've ever seen of anything.
2:34:43And I come from Pink Floyd land where
2:34:45the live show has to be ahead of its
2:34:47time and state-of-the-art and everything
2:34:48for my mind to be blown.
2:34:51And I was expecting this to be like
2:34:53every other rap concert that I've seen,
2:34:55which is going to be fun and good and
2:34:58maybe great. Of course, it'll be great.
2:35:00But this was like a thousand times my
2:35:02expectations because first of all, he's
2:35:05doing pop-up shows at stadiums, which is
2:35:07crazy. He announces it a week or two in
2:35:10advance and the stadium's like, "Okay,
2:35:12we're sitting empty that night. We'd
2:35:14love to sell beer and water and get a
2:35:16percentage of merch, right? How these
2:35:17venues work." They don't give a [ __ ]
2:35:19And he's not promoting it. Everyone else
2:35:22that's been to one or seen one is
2:35:24promoting it. And then the mayor of
2:35:26whatever city or whatever leftist
2:35:30person, whether it be the governor of
2:35:32that state or whatever, is like, "This
2:35:33shouldn't be happening." So, they're
2:35:34promoting it for him. and it's filled to
2:35:37the top of the [ __ ] stadium. Whereas
2:35:40even Pink Floyd or the Rolling Stones or
2:35:42whoever announces a tour all at once and
2:35:44goes, "Hey, buy tickets. I'm on tour.
2:35:46Pretty. Please come." Right? He's just
2:35:49like San Antonio July 4th.
2:35:52>> Like a week ago, literally. And what's
2:35:55crazy is that my buddy
2:35:57got me tickets to go see him in Tampa
2:36:00because as all we knew is that he was
2:36:02going to Tampa. And so there I there I
2:36:05was and I'm looking and it's filled to
2:36:08the top and the floor is filled and it's
2:36:12he doesn't stop. He doesn't take a
2:36:14break.
2:36:15>> There it is.
2:36:15>> I saw that on Instagram after his first
2:36:17one that he did. I think it was in LA
2:36:19and I'm like, "Oh, that's crazy. I need
2:36:22to see this.
2:36:23>> That is nuts. That stage is nuts."
2:36:25>> But these pictures and videos do not do
2:36:28any justice to what is happening
2:36:30soundwise, energywise. Just that stage
2:36:34alone is [ __ ] insane.
2:36:36>> It's crazy. And he enters at the he
2:36:39walks through the crowd because
2:36:41obviously it's in the round. He comes
2:36:43out and you hear a pop from one side cuz
2:36:46they can kind of see him and then the
2:36:47globe turns on and you know he waits
2:36:49until it's dark. So he is he enters at
2:36:52one point and then inside is a a um a uh
2:36:58a lift that only takes him. So like
2:37:00there's no one that can storm that stage
2:37:02or anything cuz it's inflatable on the
2:37:05outside. So it's an impossible
2:37:08impossible to, you know, storm the stage
2:37:11or anything like that. And he's the only
2:37:14one that has access to the lift
2:37:15obviously. And he has a tether that he's
2:37:18attached to so he doesn't go off or
2:37:20anything.
2:37:21>> So it doesn't fall into the balloon.
2:37:22>> Exactly. And it is the most diabolical
2:37:26show I've ever seen in my entire life.
2:37:28Ever. And that includes all the [ __ ]
2:37:30everythings. And again, I come from the
2:37:33school of Pink Floyd, which is always
2:37:3410, 20 years ahead of its time
2:37:36production-wise.
2:37:38And this was [ __ ] nuts because he
2:37:42does not stop. He does not take a break.
2:37:44He doesn't go, "Thank you guys for
2:37:46coming out." Until the very end in which
2:37:47he goes, "It's all about love. I love
2:37:49you guys. Thanks for sticking with me
2:37:51all these years when all these people
2:37:52said this." And then by that point, two
2:37:54and a half hours in when he's saying
2:37:55that, you're just like, you got to be
2:37:57[ __ ] kidding me.
2:37:58>> When you realize the bulk of his work,
2:38:00how many bangers that guy has,
2:38:03>> it's nuts, dude.
2:38:05>> Bangers.
2:38:06>> And I, as an experiment, took my one
2:38:08buddy who said that uh, you know, part
2:38:11of the group was my one friend who has
2:38:13always been like, I don't know, you
2:38:15[ __ ] love Kanye. I mean, not really
2:38:18my thing, but he's not he's just not
2:38:19really a rap fan is the reality. So, I
2:38:22invited him on this trip and his mind
2:38:25was [ __ ] now he's a diehard Kanye
2:38:26fan. Now he's going back and, you know,
2:38:29realizing that he's always been a Kanye
2:38:33fan. Like, it's such a crazy [ __ ]
2:38:35thing because not only does he have hits
2:38:37on hits on hits, but he does not stop in
2:38:41between songs because some of his beats
2:38:44kind of correlate or this and that.
2:38:46He'll literally just keep going and
2:38:49going and going until his amazing on his
2:38:52new album, he has this keyboardist with
2:38:55one of those like crazy blow into tube
2:38:58instrument things. I don't know what
2:39:00it's called, but he has a solo, a big
2:39:03one on one of the songs, which is gives
2:39:05Kanye a minute and a half to catch his
2:39:08breath, an hour and a half into nonstop
2:39:13going. And also on top of all that, you
2:39:15know, a rap concert's a rap concert, but
2:39:17Kanye is the greatest producer of all
2:39:19time in that industry. So every noise
2:39:22that's happening, even if he's not
2:39:25talking or or singing or rapping into a
2:39:28microphone, is all him and him only. You
2:39:32know what I mean? like he might get an
2:39:34idea or an inspiration as we've talked
2:39:36about or he's a master of sampling
2:39:39um old hit songs and having them be in
2:39:42the backbone of the thing and
2:39:43everything, but this was it's just a
2:39:46whole another level. Absolute insanity.
2:39:49Like I thought I was going to go there
2:39:50and be like, "Yeah, and maybe, you know,
2:39:52move a little bit or sing along or
2:39:54whatever." And instead my jaw was
2:39:56dropped the entire time.
2:39:57>> Is there anybody that ever bounced back
2:39:59from being canceled like him? And that's
2:40:01really the underlying thing. There's
2:40:03this feeling of loyalty that's there.
2:40:07And we're right. You know what I mean?
2:40:10There's a feeling that everybody there
2:40:11is like they're
2:40:14correct.
2:40:15>> Does that make sense? Like I saw a
2:40:17breakdown of it cuz my algorithm's
2:40:19feeding me Kanye stuff non-stop since I
2:40:21went to it cuz somehow [ __ ] Instagram
2:40:23knows and whatever. And I watched a
2:40:26breakdown of it talking about how like
2:40:29it's like this psychiatrist or energy
2:40:31specialist or something that's talking
2:40:33about how and why this is the craziest
2:40:36concert ever done before. And she breaks
2:40:39it down and goes, "People that like
2:40:42Kanye believe in themselves." Because
2:40:47if Kanye saying, "I'm the greatest. I'm
2:40:50the man, I'm a god, all of these
2:40:52things," makes you not like him and you
2:40:55insecure,
2:40:57you're insecure. Does that make sense?
2:41:00Like it's like he if if that turns you
2:41:02off to somebody, then you don't really
2:41:04like yourself that much.
2:41:06>> Why do you think that?
2:41:08Well, again, this was someone else's
2:41:10psychological breakdown of it, and I'm
2:41:11probably not explaining it correct
2:41:12because I was stoned on a couch, but
2:41:14>> I see how what they would be saying to
2:41:16try to defend him, but there's some
2:41:18people that just get turned off by that
2:41:20kind of braggadocious
2:41:22rap music.
2:41:24>> I don't.
2:41:24>> Right.
2:41:25>> I love that [ __ ]
2:41:26>> Well,
2:41:27>> I I love 90s hiphop talking about how
2:41:30great they are. I love it.
2:41:32>> Yeah.
2:41:32>> I'm a giant fan of that [ __ ]
2:41:34>> Yeah. You know, I think like some of my
2:41:36favorite rap lyrics, like some of Nas's
2:41:39lyrics, just him talking about how he's
2:41:40the [ __ ]
2:41:41>> Yeah, totally.
2:41:43>> I don't mind it at all. But it's like
2:41:46it's when you're singing along to that
2:41:48stuff and you're listening to that
2:41:49stuff, like you're feeling what that
2:41:51guy's feeling when he's saying it. And
2:41:53if his raps are hit, if his rhymes are
2:41:55really hitting, especially like Kanye or
2:41:59any of the greats, you know, Biggie,
2:42:00Tupac, Nas, like when when they're
2:42:02nailed, it's like,
2:42:04>> oh my god,
2:42:06>> with good lyrics and good execution.
2:42:09It's a be it's a [ __ ] amazing art
2:42:10form. Even if USA really did create it.
2:42:13>> Yeah.
2:42:15>> I don't I don't want to believe that,
2:42:18you know. I think they probably very
2:42:19they promoted it. What's really
2:42:22interesting is the lack of big rock and
2:42:24roll bands. I know Jaime's kind of
2:42:25defended this, but Right.
2:42:27>> I think it's a fact.
2:42:28>> Oh, no. No doubt.
2:42:29>> There's less big rock and roll bands
2:42:31than when we were a kid. When we were a
2:42:32kid, rock and roll was everything.
2:42:35>> It was like rock and roll. And if you
2:42:36liked rock and rap, like you were a
2:42:38weirdo,
2:42:39>> you know?
2:42:40>> Yeah. Like I really became a rap fan
2:42:43like almost like silently like secretly
2:42:48>> because you had to be a rock fan. If you
2:42:50if you loved rock music and you went to
2:42:52rock concerts like that's all you liked.
2:42:54But I was like yeah but this is good
2:42:55too.
2:42:55>> Oh yeah.
2:42:56>> You know I'd like listen to ghetto boys.
2:42:57I'll be like you got to listen to this.
2:42:58Come listen to this. [ __ ] is awesome.
2:43:00>> Yeah. Oh my range is absolutely
2:43:04ridiculous.
2:43:05>> Our green room.
2:43:05>> I just got Roy Orbison on vinyl. Oh. Oh,
2:43:09yeah.
2:43:10>> Pretty Woman.
2:43:11>> Oh my god. And again, that's one
2:43:13>> We're gonna be in trouble for that
2:43:15>> probably.
2:43:15>> [ __ ]
2:43:17>> [ __ ]
2:43:18>> And again, Pretty Woman, much like Pink
2:43:21Floyd's Wish You Were Here, is like one
2:43:23of my when you get into their radio
2:43:25stuff, it's kind of funny how some bands
2:43:27and musicians get like typ casted by
2:43:30their hit, whereas like Pretty Woman's
2:43:32kind of repetitive and easy, even though
2:43:34it's a jam, right?
2:43:35>> Mhm. but his other songs that like I
2:43:38hadn't even heard before because I'm
2:43:40like this guy seems like he has some
2:43:42[ __ ] some hits and he does man and uh
2:43:47you know I what I mean by the Pink Floyd
2:43:49thing is it always fascinated me that
2:43:51people go ah yeah I like Pink Floyd Wish
2:43:53You Were Here Another Brick in the Wall
2:43:54and it's like damn it it's because those
2:43:57are their radio songs cuz they can't
2:43:59play an 11 minute long Shine on You
2:44:01Crazy Diamond or all their real hits
2:44:05that they're real echo. which is like 17
2:44:07minutes and goes slow and fast and and
2:44:10bluesy and then jazzy and this and that.
2:44:13>> Um
2:44:14>> yeah, there were so many songs like
2:44:15that, especially from like the 70s where
2:44:17they just took wild chances and had long
2:44:20ass songs like famously Freeird like
2:44:24record executives were telling them like
2:44:25the beginning of it is too slow.
2:44:27>> Yep.
2:44:27>> And they're like nope this is the song
2:44:30>> exactly.
2:44:31>> This is what it is.
2:44:33>> Yep. There's another one. Yeah. Whole
2:44:36lot of love.
2:44:37>> Yeah.
2:44:37>> Whole lot of love has a minute and a
2:44:38half of [ __ ] sounds.
2:44:39>> Mhm.
2:44:42>> And symbols and [ __ ] It's weird.
2:44:44>> I only recently got to see the uh the
2:44:47Queen movie, whatever that is. Is that
2:44:49Bohemian Rap City?
2:44:50>> I believe so.
2:44:51>> Whatever they call it.
2:44:52>> I haven't seen it.
2:44:53>> Yeah. Well, I walked in on a part where
2:44:55it's the rec they're at the record
2:44:57executives's office and he's going,
2:45:00"This can't be the main single off of
2:45:02this thing." And and Freddy Mercury's
2:45:06like, "Dude, it [ __ ] has." And I'm
2:45:08obviously not quoting this, but
2:45:11>> uh and the record exec's like, "Man,
2:45:13you're saying gibberish at points. It's
2:45:17slow with a piano. You're saying things
2:45:19that don't even make sense and it's
2:45:21[ __ ] 8 minutes long. Like, what are
2:45:24you thinking?" And they're arguing back
2:45:25and forth and back and forth. and his
2:45:27bass player, guitarist, or one of the
2:45:29guys that's in the meeting with this
2:45:31record exec sitting behind a big fancy
2:45:32desk points at the wall and goes, "So,
2:45:35you were the record exec that made this,
2:45:36huh?" And he points at Dark Side of the
2:45:38Moon, and you see the record exec, "Oh,
2:45:42fuck." Because what the [ __ ] was that?
2:45:45It starts with a heartbeat, has no words
2:45:48for the first what, however long.
2:45:50>> Also, what is the deal with it aligning
2:45:52with the Wizard of Oz?
2:45:54>> Crazy. Roger says it's just
2:45:57coincidental.
2:45:58>> I know.
2:45:59>> But it seems like the universe organized
2:46:01it. Yeah.
2:46:01>> It almost seems like evidence of the
2:46:03simulation.
2:46:04>> Yep.
2:46:04>> Because it's so good the way it lines
2:46:07up.
2:46:07>> Yeah.
2:46:08>> It's too good.
2:46:08>> I've always said it's the craziest
2:46:10coincidence of all times.
2:46:12>> I feel like it's evidence of the
2:46:13simulation.
2:46:14>> Mhm.
2:46:15>> There's something about it. There's
2:46:16evidence of like some weird bizarre
2:46:18synchronicity between those two pieces
2:46:19of art.
2:46:20>> Yeah. The produ producing that would
2:46:22have been near impossible.
2:46:23>> Impossible. Not like he couldn't, but
2:46:25just the amount of planning and figuring
2:46:27things out and the technology then would
2:46:29have been so hard to do.
2:46:30>> Yeah. So hard. Pink Floyd would had to
2:46:33they would have literally have to watch
2:46:35it and then go over each beat and
2:46:38decide.
2:46:39>> How high was the person that figured it
2:46:40out too,
2:46:41>> right? Got discussed. But like how do
2:46:44you notice that? Like hold on. Is it
2:46:46It's going It's still going. It's 45
2:46:48minutes.
2:46:48>> But meanwhile, it's perfect. Like we've
2:46:51watched it before. It's perfect. The
2:46:53lyrics are the scariest part.
2:46:55>> God,
2:46:56>> which one is which at one point when
2:46:59only when the only moment when both the
2:47:01good witch and the bad witch are there?
2:47:04>> Yeah, it's nuts.
2:47:05>> And the wildest one to me is always when
2:47:08she's balancing on the thing, you know,
2:47:10in black and white with the other
2:47:12farmers around and on the run that crazy
2:47:16starts and she falls off at that exact
2:47:18moment and chaos is happening. It's
2:47:21crazy. Is there a why in that
2:47:23conspiracy? You know, like why would
2:47:25they have done that just to do it?
2:47:27>> Just for funsies. Just because they were
2:47:29picking Floyd.
2:47:30>> Yeah.
2:47:31>> There's a lot of rumors you could have
2:47:32picked.
2:47:32>> Well, I mean, Roger Waters says it was
2:47:34an accident.
2:47:35>> I know. I'm just saying like
2:47:36>> I know. I know. But the conspiracy
2:47:37theorist I don't know. I mean, I would
2:47:39imagine they think that I brought the
2:47:42people that believe that it was some
2:47:44sort of a coordinated conspiracy.
2:47:46>> It's like, why wouldn't they say that?
2:47:48Why wouldn't they just say we we lined
2:47:50it up with
2:47:51>> be awesome.
2:47:51>> The Wizard of Oz. Yeah. If they said
2:47:53that it would make more people watch it
2:47:54and more people listen.
2:47:56>> Well, they did pretty good off of it.
2:47:58>> Yeah, they did pretty good.
2:48:00>> Who were we to give them advice?
2:48:02>> Yeah.
2:48:02>> Speaking of doing pretty good. You're
2:48:03[ __ ] killing it, dude.
2:48:04Congratulations.
2:48:05>> Thank you, buddy.
2:48:06>> That's awesome watching it all.
2:48:07>> Thank you, man.
2:48:08>> You're taking all the hits. Keep on
2:48:09moving. Keep on trucking. Just makes you
2:48:11stronger.
2:48:11>> On to the next one.
2:48:12>> Makes the jokes better. New jokes are
2:48:14killing it.
2:48:15>> Yeah, it's fun. We're having a good
2:48:16time.
2:48:17>> Yeah. Tuesdays and Wednesdays are the
2:48:18best. Working them out at the
2:48:19mothership.
2:48:20>> Yes, sir. All right. I appreciate you,
2:48:22brother.
2:48:22>> Thank you, man. Hell, yeah. Bye,
2:48:23everybody.