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0:00This dry well is haunted
0:00this morning !
0:04Hmph, you're vomiting, huh?
0:06I'll see how much you can vomit! Try to
0:14fight me! Let's see how much this broken well can suck up!
0:17The general gave his last drop of water to the seriously wounded brothers.
0:22How much longer can we hold out?
0:23The water supply has been cut off,
0:25and that old well is dry too.
0:26General, let's break out!
0:29Break out to where?
0:31Behind Sunset Pass are 300,000 civilians!
0:33You want me to retreat?
0:34But general, tomorrow morning when the sun rises,
0:37the brothers will die of thirst!
0:40Issue my order:
0:41kill the warhorses and drink their blood!
0:43Even if we all die here today
0:45, we will never retreat a single step! General,
0:50what's that sound?
0:53There's movement in the well
0:58! Water! Water!
1:01Heavens! The King of Lu has appeared!
1:03It's living water! It's
1:07so sweet, so incredibly sweet!
1:09Sweeter than any spring water I've ever drunk!
1:12The volume is enormous;
1:14it's definitely not ordinary underground spring water gushing
1:17forth! Enough! If we
1:18keep filling it up,
1:21the property management will come to talk to me! Hey, is it full yet
1:25? Is there an answer?
1:26Hey, is it full yet?
1:30Is there an answer?
1:33General, is someone speaking in the well ?
1:37It's a god! It must be the Dragon King who sent down divine water
1:40and is now manifesting!
1:44May I ask which god is at the bottom of the well?
1:47Sunset Pass Guardian Chu Yan
1:51On behalf of all
1:52the soldiers and civilians of the city, I kowtow in gratitude to the gods for bestowing water upon us. General Chu Yan, the garrison commander of
1:56Sunset
1:57Pass, kowtows in
2:01gratitude to the gods for bestowing water upon us. What
2:04the hell
2:05? General Sunset Pass
2:06, hey, can you hear me?
2:08What god ?
2:09I'm the landlord of this courtyard. Who are you? The landlord, the god
2:11who manages the houses and wells
2:12? Reporting to the landlord, Immortal Venerable, I, Chu Yan
2:14, am the garrison commander of the northern border of the Great Xia Kingdom
2:16, currently besieged by barbarian troops.
2:18Sunset Pass,
2:20thank you Immortal Venerable for sending down this sweet rain
2:23to save our lives. The northern border of the Great Xia Kingdom!
2:35Oh my god, is this well some kind of time portal ? Hey, I put something down here.
2:37Pick it up and take a look.
2:38A gift from the Immortal Venerable!
2:43So light! What kind of divine iron is this?
2:46It's so light and so smooth!
2:48Can you even see this cup? "
2:52Quickly, bring me pen and ink!
3:03Immortal Venerable, mortal woman, reply! I've already put it into the magic artifact
3:12! Mortal woman, Chu Yan! Immortal Venerable's magic artifact
3:16! Haha, it's really connected to ancient times!
3:19Don't call me Immortal Venerable
3:20, I'm called Chenchen!
3:38The things are down,
3:39catch
3:40them! General, the gods have bestowed mist again!
3:43What is this? It's
3:44so soft, it's noodles!
3:49The Immortal Venerable asks, what else do we lack? How
3:50many enemy soldiers are there?
3:52General , Immortal Venerable, are you trying to save us?
3:57Your subject, Immortal Venerable,
3:58if the Immortal Venerable could bestow food
4:00to relieve our army's urgent crisis,
4:02Chu Yan is willing to establish a longevity tablet to
4:04be worshipped for generations
4:23! I'm going to
4:25do this! This deal is worthwhile!
4:28Hold on! General Chu, you
4:30just don't have any food?
4:32You're waiting to be fed and
4:41fight, right?
4:42Today I'll show you
4:44what modern, dimensional reduction logistics is all about
4:48!"
4:54Hey little brother,
4:55what do you want to order?
4:56I need 300 bags of rice and
4:57200 barrels of cooking oil.
4:58I need them loaded onto the truck right now.
4:59I don't have time to haggle
5:01. Listen up, I need things that can be taken away immediately.
5:03Do you have any large noodle processing workshops around here?
5:04Send me 20,000
5:05steamed buns
5:06, hot ones
5:08. Little brother, are you throwing a banquet?
5:10Never mind what I'm
5:10doing. Do you have any ? Yes, yes
5:12, there's a large noodle factory right next door. They definitely have
5:1320,000 steamed buns
5:14in their warehouse.
5:15They can get them for you in half an hour.
5:16Very good, canned luncheon meat
5:17, canned braised pork,
5:18canned beef
5:19—anything in tin packaging
5:20with a long shelf life,
5:21the kind you can just open and eat.
5:22Give me 10,000 boxes,
5:2310,000 boxes, and also the kind that weighs 50 jin (25 kg).
5:26"Give me 1,000 bags of rice,
5:27little brother. Are you building a shelter?
5:29That's a lot of supplies.
5:30You 'll need at least several large trucks.
5:31You can find a truck .
5:32Money is no problem.
5:33I need you to deliver all of this to my house
5:34as quickly as possible.
5:35If you can get it done within an hour,
5:37I'll give you an extra 20,000 yuan for express delivery .
5:3820,000 yuan for express delivery, sure
5:39enough! I guarantee it will be delivered to your house within an hour
5:40, not even a centimeter off.
5:42Don't just stand there,
5:44get out and load the trucks!
5:56General, will the Immortal Venerable
5:58really bestow food?
6:00Immortal Venerable Chen, since you can send down life-saving divine water,
6:03you certainly won't play tricks on us.
6:04But General
6:05, we have 3,000 people!
6:07Even if a god
6:08..." To conjure rations for 3,000 people out of thin air
6:10—how much magical power would that take
6:11? Don't speak recklessly!
6:12How
6:14could the Immortal Venerable be so easily fathomed?
6:15Issue the order: the entire army, line up at the well, await the Immortal Venerable's blessing! No one is to make a sound! There's movement! There's movement in the well! Prepare to receive him!
6:17Goodness
6:19! Such
6:22a
6:29light
6:30rope
6:37net
6:46can
6:48withstand such weight without breaking
6:50! General, are these square boxes
6:53filled with fresh grain?
6:55Untie the net!
7:01General Chu, the first batch of emergency rations has arrived.
7:05Let the brothers eat their fill
7:06and regain their strength.
7:07The rice is still to come! Open
7:12the box! Quickly, open the box!
7:30It's hot
7:32! It's hot! The
7:33Immortal Venerable has manifested!
7:36The Immortal Venerable has manifested
7:37! The Immortal Venerable has manifested!
7:39Don't stand there!
7:40Zhao Lie immediately leads the men to distribute the rations!
7:42Two steamed
7:46buns
7:48for each person, yes
7:50sir! And these magical artifacts,
8:03General... Is this dragon meat?
8:08It's divine meat bestowed by the Celestial Venerable!
8:11According to the letter,
8:12the meat in this iron box is edible.
8:15You try a bite first. Your
8:16subordinate... Your subordinate dares not!
8:18This was bestowed upon the General by the First Venerable!
8:21This was bestowed upon the entire army by the Celestial Venerable!
8:23You are ordered to eat, so eat!
8:25This is a military order
8:27!
8:37Yes! Ahhh! Delicious!
8:42So delicious!
8:44General! This is life-saving meat!
8:48Soldiers, this was all bestowed upon us by the Celestial Venerable!
8:52Today, the entire army can eat freely!
8:54Tomorrow, if the barbarian army dares to invade,
8:56we will make sure they never return!
8:58Congratulations
8:59, Celestial Venerable
9:05! Heavens! How can this dough be so soft?
9:08It's not spicy at all!
9:10Even without vegetables,
9:10I could eat ten of them!
9:12Don't just eat steamed buns
9:13, dip them in the broth of this divine meat!
9:16I've lived for 40 years,
9:18and even if I die on the battlefield today, it'll be worth it! After
9:22eating this divine delicacy,
9:23we will annihilate the enemy army!
9:24We will annihilate those barbarians !
9:27Yes, set up the frame on this dry well!
9:29Install the pulleys later
9:30, they must be able to support over 200 jin (100 kg).
9:35Those 10,000 cans of food and 20,000 steamed buns
9:37probably only filled them halfway
9:39. For war, carbohydrates are the most effective!
9:43Hey , General Chu down there,
9:45can you hear me?
9:46Your humble servant, the immortal lord
9:47, and the mortal woman Chu Yan, with three thousand soldiers, are waiting in the well. Your
9:51utmost kindness and virtue...
9:53We will never forget that
9:54once we finish eating, we'll
9:56be ready with big pots and wooden buckets.
9:58The supplies for the big guy are coming soon
10:02. Get out of the well directly below!
10:03Get ready to collect the rice!
10:14Who are you?
10:22And
10:28this is
10:32General Rice! So much fresh rice !
10:35Even if we ate it
10:36for three days
10:37, we couldn't finish it!
10:43Chu Yan, the Northern Border Guard General of the Great Xia Kingdom,
10:45on behalf of the entire city and three thousand brothers, kowtows to Immortal Venerable Chen!
10:50Immortal Venerable , if you need anything
10:51, Chu Yan
10:53will go through fire and water,
10:54even unto death! Kowtows to Immortal Venerable!
10:56Alright ,
10:57alright, stop bowing! Quickly collect the rice, start
10:59a fire, and cook
11:00! Only when we're full do we have the strength to work!
11:04As usual, this
11:07subordinate orders
11:09the cooks to immediately set up ten big pots
11:12and use the divine water bestowed by the Immortal Venerable to cook the fresh rice.
11:15Tonight, the entire army will have a hearty battle meal
11:20!
11:27General, the rice is ready! "
11:33How are the soldiers?
11:34General, my brothers, they've all eaten their fill
11:36and are now full of energy
11:38, eager to rush out of the city and fight
11:39to the death. Although we have provisions
11:41, our numerical disadvantage remains unchanged.
11:43If the barbarian army launches
11:44a strong attack,
11:45we cannot withstand the repeated assaults of 50,000 troops.
11:48Yes, 3,000 against 50,000 is indeed too disparate. We
11:53must immediately report the military situation to the Immortal Venerable.
11:54Since the Immortal Venerable possesses the power to see through heaven and earth,
11:56perhaps he can guide us on how to break this deadlock.
11:59Our arrows are exhausted.
12:00May I ask the Immortal Venerable if he has any strategy to repel the enemy?
12:03If the Immortal Venerable can bestow upon us anything to defend the city,
12:05Chu Yan will surely make the barbarian army bleed to the ground.
12:09Is there anything valuable left in the city's warehouse,
12:12General? Our only valuable possession
12:14is probably..." It's
12:15that box of jade we seized from the barbarians back in the cellar
12:17, but those things can't be eaten or drunk.
12:18We moved it all here.
12:19Although the Immortal Venerable doesn't care about mortal possessions
12:21, we can't just keep taking
12:31. Wow,
12:34it's so heavy! It must weigh over 100 jin!
12:42Damn ,
12:45the purity and weight ...
12:47Arrows exhausted
12:48, no
12:50defensive equipment. 50,000 against 3,000.
12:5250,000 troops besieging the city—
12:53this is a typical siege battle from the era of cold weapons.
12:55To win with fewer troops
12:56, we must utilize modern technology to achieve a devastating victory.
12:58Defensive equipment,
12:59huh?
12:59I'll get you some modern blast-proof equipment
13:01and non-lethal deterrent weapons.
13:03That won't scare those ancient bumpkins to death.
13:05High-strength blast shields, buy
13:07alarm horns over 4 decibels! Buying
13:09...
13:10Ancient siege warfare often involved night raids or morning sieges.
13:12If you have searchlights...
13:13General Chu's intentions are appreciated.
13:16I will bestow upon you divine weapons.
13:18Tonight, I will show you
13:20what true divine wrath is.
13:2350,000 barbarian troops, right?
13:25Prepare to face the industrial shock of the 21st century!
13:32Boss, big business!
13:34Buying a few safety helmets
13:35or reflective vests ?
13:37Retail them on the outside
13:38shelves, pick them out yourself.
13:39Don't buy those junk
13:40blast shields. Do you have any in stock?
13:41I want the highest
13:42strength kind.
13:44Hey, young man, you know your stuff!
13:45The ones in our shop are the thickened version,
13:47but they're expensive, several hundred each.
13:49Price is not a problem.
13:50I need 3,000 .
13:51Do you have any in stock?
13:53Three thousand each.
13:54Brother, are you kidding me?
13:57Three thousand pieces in stock
13:58is no small amount.
14:00Tell me, do you have them?
14:02No? I'll go to the
14:03next shop
14:04, I'm in a hurry. Yes, yes , yes, in
14:07this market, no
14:08one but me can stock this many.
14:10It's in my backyard warehouse,
14:11ready to be taken anytime.
14:12Great! Do you
14:15have stab-proof vests? Yes, I have them in stock. A full 3,000 pieces, right? Yes
14:18, 3,000 pieces.
14:20Besides that,
14:21I need two more things.
14:22If you don't have them,
14:23hurry up and get them from another stall.
14:24I'll pay you all the money.
14:25You say there's nothing you can't get in this market?
14:28First, an industrial-grade high-volume siren.
14:30Second,
14:32a searchlight that can turn night into day.
14:35Brother, you have explosion-proof, stab-proof
14:38, super-strong light, and a loudspeaker—
14:40are you going to demolish a
14:41house or go to war?
14:43Why are you bothering me?
14:44These are all legal civilian equipment.
14:45Just
14:46tell me how long it will take to gather
14:48the 20,000 yuan for express delivery.
14:52Can you load it up and deliver it to my designated villa within half an hour?
14:53Absolutely! Please
14:54wait a moment
14:55, I'll immediately call all the underlings in the market to load it up for you.
15:03General Chu, in the age of cold weapons,
15:07today I'll show you what true dimensional reduction strikes are!
15:18Today I bestow upon you the Wind-Riding Shield
15:20, a shield made of Nine Heavens Divine Crystal Chains,
15:22indestructible.
15:23I also bestow upon you the Flowing Cloud Soft Armor
15:25, as thin as gauze
15:26yet capable of evading swords and blades.
15:28And two more divine artifacts
15:29... If the barbarian army dares to launch a night attack
15:31, have your soldiers plug their ears
15:32and close their eyes,
15:34waiting for the barbarian army... Approaching
15:35, the divine lamps blazed in unison,
15:36the Dharma General
15:42and the Immortal Venerable replied,
15:45the Wind-Controlling Transparent Shield, the Flowing Cloud Soft Armor, the Earth-Shaking Conch Shell,
15:49the Dazzling Divine Lamp,
15:50the Wrath of the Gods
15:52—the Immortal Venerable had truly bestowed a divine
15:54artifact! The artifact had descended!
15:55Coach, immediately follow me to receive it!
16:00So clear and pure,
16:01not only without any impurities
16:02, but also lighter than a wooden shield.
16:04Crystal
16:04is fragile; the Immortal Venerable said this thing is impervious to swords and spears,
16:06indestructible!
16:07Zhao Lie drew his sword and attacked with all his might—General,
16:10how can this be?
16:11If this crystal breaks and injures you,
16:13this is a military order
16:22!
16:25A divine object! Truly a divine object!
16:28With this Wind-Controlling Shield,
16:29the barbarian army… Bows and arrows and scimitars
16:31pose no threat to our army.
16:34The Immortal Venerable's power
16:36is unfathomable.
16:37Quickly open the other boxes,
16:50General! These black square boxes and metal cylinders
16:54—could they be the dazzling divine lamp and the earth-shaking magic conch
16:58shell mentioned in the Immortal Venerable's letter?
16:59Remember, before opening the conch shell, you must plug your ears with cotton,
17:03otherwise your ears will bleed and
17:04you will be deafened!
17:05Zhao Lie immediately ordered everyone to stuff strips of cloth into their ears and carry the
17:08divine lamp and conch shell to the city wall
17:10to hide them.
17:11Tonight, we will make them regret it! Yes, Your
17:16Majesty! The scouts report that
17:18there is no movement inside Sunset City, not
17:19even on the city wall. There wasn't even a flicker of light
17:22. That woman Chu Yan and her remaining troops hadn't had water for three days
17:24; they'd probably died of thirst in the city long ago.
17:27Hmph, quite the tough one,
17:29preferring death to surrender!
17:31Issue this king's order:
17:32the entire army charges! You
17:39barbarian
17:40brat! May
17:41the Immortal Venerable protect
17:45Great Xia! You all, retreat immediately!
17:47Hmm, you're not dead yet ! Hahaha!
17:49Even if you're alive, so what?
17:50Playing tricks!
17:51Archers, prepare to shoot him into a pincushion!
18:04Open the magic lamp! Ning Falu unleashes
18:08the wrath of the gods !
18:14Don't panic! Don't panic!
18:16Don't retreat! Ahhhhh!
18:31Is this the Immortal Venerable's method?
18:35Subduing the enemy without a fight!
18:37One man wounded!
18:39The Immortal
18:42Venerable's boundless power has repelled
18:4450,000 enemies, ensuring the continued prosperity of the Great Xia Dynasty. The Immortal
18:46Venerable's boundless power
18:55and divine might
18:56have manifested
18:57the wrath of the Heavenly Venerable
18:59. The siege of Sunset Pass has been
19:01lifted, with 3,000 soldiers
19:02unharmed. Chu Yan led the entire army in gratitude to the Immortal Venerable for his life-saving grace.
19:06Only wild ginseng and herbs will be offered
19:07as tribute tomorrow. Immortal Venerable
19:08, hahaha! These ancient people are so easily fooled!
19:12A few flashlights and a loudspeaker
19:14were enough to scare 50,000 people to death!
19:16Wild ginseng, a pure natural wild herbal medicine
19:19, is a top-tier, highly sought-after commodity with no market value.
19:21The first step of defending the city and surviving is complete.
19:24Now
19:25it's time to play a game of farming and trading in another world.
19:28Our business has only just begun!
19:30Repelling the enemy is just the first step
19:32. To establish ourselves in this chaotic world
19:33, we must build high walls and store ample grain
19:39. Good heavens! This quality and
19:41size... it must be hundreds of years old!
19:46Sir, what are you looking at?
19:47I have a big deal with your head manager.
19:50My name is Sun, and I'm
19:51the manager of Wanbaoge .
19:53Young man, you look unfamiliar. You
19:54say you have a big deal? Manager
19:55Sun, open your eyes wide!
19:59This...this furnace head...
20:02this iron wire pattern
20:03...unbelievable!
20:04Absolutely incredible!
20:06Perfect in all five elements!
20:07Young man, this pig's body is at least 500 years old!
20:10Where did you dig this up from?
20:11You
20:13don't need to worry about the origin.
20:14Just tell me how much you're willing to pay.
20:15You've come to me
20:16looking for quick money,
20:18haven't you? Smart!
20:19A one-time price of 30 million!
20:22I'll personally cover it.
20:24I can make the payment today.
20:30By the way, let's also get these pieces of material.
20:32I'm too lazy to go anywhere else.
20:33This is top-grade Hetian jade!
20:36This patina is from an old mine,
20:39young man.
20:41Who are you? Just
20:43a passing businessman.
20:44Let's calculate
20:46the total price for the
20:50jade . Next, I need to establish an absolutely secure logistics
20:53transit system.
20:54No one can be allowed to discover the secret of this well.
20:57The address is in the villa area of ​​Jianghai District. I need you
21:00to build a fully enclosed glass house
21:01as quickly as possible.
21:02Outsiders absolutely cannot see
21:04anything inside.
21:05There's no budget limit;
21:06it must be completed within 3 days.
21:08Bring people over this afternoon to start work.
21:09Okay, boss
21:10, we'll arrange it right away.
21:13Young man, this is seeds for hundreds of acres!
21:16Why are you buying so many?
21:18Give me 2,000 jin of rice seeds for a barren mountain
21:20too! And some
21:21seedling fertilizer!
21:22Pack me 100 bags of each,
21:23okay? Okay, okay,
21:25big customer!
21:271,000 of each of
21:29the steel shovels, hoes, machetes,
21:30and saws.
21:31Also, handcarts, carrying poles, large water tanks
21:34, 200 tons
21:35of high-grade, dirty cement,
21:37and 50,000
21:38red bricks. Carry them
21:39to Warehouse No. 8 of Lao Li Logistics Park in the southern suburbs.
22:00The Immortal has appeared!
22:08General Chu, what you have bestowed today
22:11is not just timely food
22:12, but the foundation for all generations!
22:14This divine seed is not picky about soil
22:15and is extremely vigorous,
22:17yielding thousands or even tens of thousands of kilograms per mu
22:21. General, what did you just recite? Thousands
22:25or even tens of thousands of kilograms per mu
22:30? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
22:32How could there be a divine object yielding tens of thousands of kilograms
22:34per mu ? This is against the laws of nature!
22:37How dare you !
22:38The Immortal's power
22:40is beyond our reach!
22:41What celestial being has ever done that defies common sense? If the
22:42celestial being says he can produce ten thousand
22:44catties, then he certainly can. I
22:46have misspoke,
22:47I deserve to die.
22:54General, look at this ironware!
23:00My God!
23:02This divine weapon, capable of cutting through iron like mud,
23:04is being used by the celestial being to dig soil!
23:07Zhao Lie,
23:07immediately select 1,000 of the strongest soldiers from the entire army
23:10to form the Shennong Camp, under
23:11your personal command.
23:12Yes, Your Majesty!
23:13Even if it costs me my life
23:14, I will ensure this potato takes root
23:16at Luori Pass! Quickly
23:19, go and receive
23:25this powder, called cement. It
23:27is the best product for repairing city walls and building fortresses.
23:29Remember the usage:
23:31Take one part divine mud
23:32, mix it with three parts fine sand,
23:33add water, stir until it becomes viscous,
23:35expel air, and let it air dry. It will then become as hard as a rock
23:38. Cement powder that becomes as hard as a rock when it comes into contact with
23:42water. This dusty powder
23:43is really that magical!
23:44As the Immortal Venerable said, "I'll be
23:55with you forever,
23:57General!" This mud
23:59is so soft, it collapses with a single push. It can
24:01truly withstand the barbarian army's siege hammers
24:02! The Immortal Venerable said it needs to dry for a day.
24:05Send down the order
24:06to send heavy troops to guard this wall.
24:08Tomorrow at this time
24:09, I will personally test it!
24:14Zhao Lie, use all your strength ! Take
24:17the big iron hammer and smash it!
24:19General, if you smash it,
24:22wouldn't that be a waste of the Immortal Venerable's good intentions?
24:24Enough nonsense, smash it!
24:32Huh!
24:41What kind of monster is this?
24:46As solid as a rock!
24:47This is truly as solid as a rock!
24:50Soldiers, with this divine mud
24:52, let alone 50,000 barbarian soldiers,
24:54even a million-strong army
24:55wouldn't be able to cross Sunset Pass even a single step
24:57! I'm going to turn Sunset Pass into a divine city!
25:00Divine city! Divine city! Divine city!
25:08Passing the note! The letter was ultimately too slow.
25:10In the event of a sudden battle,
25:11there would be no time to communicate. Theoretically,
25:16using an ultra-high frequency electromagnetic wave walkie-talkie
25:17in such a strong magnetic field channel
25:20should enable short-range, cross-space communication.
25:23This thing is a microphone;
25:24simply press a button
25:26to communicate across the air.
25:28It can be placed in sunlight to draw on celestial fire for power.
25:31Today, let's give it a try.
25:44Is the Immortal Venerable the Immortal Venerable?
25:46Haha, Chu Yan did a good job .
25:50Now tell me the topographical map of the area around Sunset Viewpoint.
25:53I want to build you an empire that belongs to you.
25:59Chu Yan,
26:01can you hear me? I can
26:06hear you clearly .
26:07Immortal Venerable, divine might!
26:09May I ask, Immortal Venerable
26:10, is this ten-thousand-mile microphone
26:11made from the essence of the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder?
26:14What Nine Heavens Profound Thunder ?
26:16That's called background noise .
26:17Calling me " Immortal Venerable" all the time
26:18sounds like an old feudal charlatan.
26:20From now on, call me Brother Chen
26:21or Boss,
26:22understand?
26:22This mortal woman dares not directly address deities by their names;
26:25that's a grave offense of disrespect
26:26. Disrespect my foot!
26:27This is an order.
26:28When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Here, you have to call me Boss.
26:29If you call
26:30me "Immortal Venerable
26:31" again, I'll cut off your water and food.
26:34Hey, Boss,
26:36that's right!
26:37Alright, enough chit-chat.
26:39You want to build something?
26:40Red bricks and cement alone aren't enough. We
26:42need to do something big.
26:43There's an official road
26:44to the south of Sunset Pass
26:45that leads directly to the heart of my Great Xia Kingdom.
26:46But the southern court
26:49hasn't given us any supplies for three months.
26:50They've long since abandoned Sunset Pass.
26:52Understand? Typical do-or-die terrain.
26:55And inside the city, is there
26:55much open space?
26:56The city originally had 100,000 inhabitants
26:57, but years of war
26:58have caused them to flee to the south.
26:59Now, the city is a vast wasteland
27:01, stretching for dozens of miles.
27:02It's practically a perfect testing ground!
27:03General Chu, listen up!
27:05I'm going to turn Sunset Pass into an invincible fortress and,
27:07incidentally, a high-tech farm.
27:08The farm is all about farming.
27:11With these few shovels, how long will it take you to dig? Wait
27:15till I get you some mythical beasts
27:16to show you what a construction maniac looks like!
27:26It all fell down! It all fell
27:31down!
27:37Boss, big
27:39job! Little brother, what do you want? A
27:41mini-tiller or a harvester?
27:44I want to buy the Iron Ox,
27:46the most powerful
27:47one. How much is it
27:48? Oh, you know your stuff!
27:49This is a 15-horsepower diesel rotary tiller,
27:51very powerful.
27:52Retail price 8,500.
27:54I want 100 units,
27:55how many? 100 units!
27:58Not only 100 mini-tillers,
27:59I also want those electric mini-tricycles,
28:01give me 200 of them
28:02, plus 10 10-kilowatt diesel generators
28:05, plus 200 barrels of high-purity diesel.
28:07All of these are in the big warehouse in the back.
28:09But brother,
28:09this stuff is really...
28:10There are too many
28:11to load and
28:15transport; it would take several semi-trailers. I'll pay
28:16an express fee of 20,000 yuan
28:17to take it directly to Warehouse No. 8 of Lao Li Logistics Park in the southern suburbs.
28:19Then I'll bring my own fleet to pick up the goods.
28:20Hurry up and get it
28:22done! Boss , give me 5,000 boxes
28:23of braised chicken noodles,
28:24the kind in those bulk containers.
28:25Come on, put them in front!
28:26Come on, put them in front!
28:34Boss, the divine beast is about to descend!
28:41What is this?
28:48Could it be the legendary Ironclad War God of Heaven?
28:53Don't touch it! This thing is called a micro-tiller,
28:55used for tilling the soil and planting potatoes.
29:01Zhao Lie,
29:02go to the right side of the machine.
29:03Do you see
29:05that black rope?
29:07Boss , grab the handle and
29:08pull it out
29:10with the greatest force you usually use to wield a sword to kill enemies.
29:11Don't let
29:16go ! Yes,
29:20ma'am
29:21! A monster!
29:22There's a monster hidden in this iron box!
29:25It's emitting black smoke!
29:26It's going to eat people!
29:30Hahaha! That's the machine starting up!
29:31That black smoke is exhaust!
29:33Push out the two handles and move forward!
29:44Isn't this fun? This is just the first of 100!
29:47Quickly send someone to pull the rest up!
29:48I've also prepared some
29:50divine delicacies for you all
30:00. There are dried noodles and seasoning packets inside.
30:01Just pour in boiling water, steep it for
30:02the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, and you can eat it.
30:04There's also that black liquid
30:05called "happy water."
30:07Give everyone a bottle
30:08, just twist it open and drink!
30:09My goodness,
30:10what a fragrance!
30:12Even the dragon liver and phoenix marrow of the celestial realm couldn't compare!
30:18This is so refreshing! How come these noodles are so chewy?
30:21How come this soup is so rich?
30:30I understand! I have celestial energy surging through my body
30:33! General, all my meridians have been opened up!
30:39Good
30:49news, General!
30:51500 cavalrymen have been spotted 20 li outside the South Gate,
30:53carrying the dragon flag of the Great Xia Dynasty.
30:55What are they doing here? Are they here
30:57to collect our corpses?
30:58No,
30:59the news of the retreat of 50,000 barbarian troops
31:01must have been discovered by the court's spies.
31:04They're not here
31:06to collect
31:07corpses, they're here to reap the rewards! Let's go
31:14up to the city wall and see what's going on. We've
31:17experienced hardship... What 's going on
31:19here? Where did that brat Chu Yan get the money to repair the city wall?
31:22What are
31:23these white-gray
31:24stones? Who comes here?
31:26Sunset Pass is a heavily guarded place;
31:27no one is allowed to approach
31:29without orders. How dare you, Chu Yan!
31:30I am a special envoy of the imperial court,
31:31sent by imperial decree to inspect the city.
31:34Not only do you not welcome me,
31:35but you also act arrogantly.
31:36Open the city gate
31:37and let me in to inspect the warehouses!
31:39Inspect the warehouses!
31:42For the past three months,
31:43our soldiers have been eating straw, smoking tobacco,
31:44and drinking muddy water. Where have you been?
31:46Now that the barbarian army has retreated
31:47, you've come running here! Enough
31:48nonsense! The barbarian army retreated
31:50because of the imperial court's imperial might
31:52! Men, break down the city gate
31:53and capture Chu Yan
31:58! You want to enter the city? Fine! Show the imperial envoy your eyes!
32:09Hmph, you're smart enough. Boss, something
32:25happened.
32:26What happened? The tractor broke down,
32:28or you got a stomachache from eating instant noodles?
32:30The imperial court sent an imperial envoy,
32:32but we scared him away with your divine beast.
32:34But this means
32:35we've completely broken ties with the Great Xia court.
32:39Cut it! I'll... What a big deal!
32:41You've come at the perfect
32:42time! General Chu
32:43, do you want to be an empress?
32:47Boss, you mean we should just rebel?
32:5210 drones plus 100 rockets!
32:54They'll arrive tomorrow
32:56. Then they'll know what air superiority is!
33:02A mortal woman is willing to follow the boss to overthrow this world!
33:06One million rockets!
33:08The thickest kind with the loudest pipes, the kind that
33:10can explode into colorful flowers in the sky!
33:12How about less
33:14? If that's not enough,
33:14then 2 million!
33:16Plus handheld
33:17Gatling guns that can continuously fire 100 rounds!
33:19Anything with a big bang, I'll take it all!
33:20Little brother, no!
33:21Boss Chen, this isn't just setting off firecrackers,
33:22it's like blasting a mountain!
33:23So much stuff!
33:24We still have to go to a temporary factory to get it for you.
33:26I'll cover all the costs. I want
33:27to see all this stuff
33:28in the South Suburbs Logistics Factory warehouse
33:29in 4 hours!
33:31If you can't do that, I'll
33:32find another supplier! Yes , as long as the money's right,
33:34I'll have all the fireworks in the province sent to you.
33:43Boss
33:44, do you have any outdoor holographic projectors
33:46? Yes, what kind do you want to project?
33:47What size
33:49? The bigger the
33:50better, ideally creating a mirage in the air.
33:52I also need those
33:52super-loud speakers that can make people's ears tremble.
33:55Also, do you sell drones? Drones
33:56/Aerial photography drones—
33:58which kind do you want
33:58? Too small is boring.
34:00I need those large drones
34:01, ten of them
34:02, and I want them modified
34:03so the bottom can throw powder.
34:05Bro, holographic projection plus drone powder throwing—
34:08that's top-tier equipment for a major festival!
34:09Don't worry about the festival
34:10, just tell me if you can do it. "I can definitely
34:11get anything done for the money.
34:13What kind of visuals do you want
34:14? I'll
34:15composite them into your computer
34:17right now. Give me a giant golden dragon
34:18, one with its claws outstretched and lightning effects,
34:20plus a golden Buddha statue,
34:22the kind that's blindingly bright.
34:23Alright, there are plenty of those materials online.
34:25I'll arrange it for you right away.
34:37" Chu Yan received the goods. "
34:40Let Zhao Lie take a few hundred brothers
34:42and prepare to meet your aerial attack group.
34:46Boss, we've been waiting for you for a long time!"
34:49The soldiers all said,
34:50"If the imperial court dares to invade, we'll make
34:51sure they don't return.
34:54" That's the spirit! "
34:58General, what are these colorful cylinders?
35:02They're painted with flowers on them.
35:03Could they be a gift from you, boss?"
35:05"Shut up, you celestial thief
35:06! That's gunpowder inside!
35:07Do you think it's for roasting suckling pig?
35:09Boss, calm down!
35:10How do you use this thing?
35:12It's called fireworks
35:13! Chu Yan, see the little squares?
35:15Those are called windproof lighters
35:17! Hehe, just press one and it sprays fire!
35:19Take one, light the fuse,
35:20and then run as far away as you can! It's
35:27amazing! A fire-starting device!
35:30No need for a tinderbox
35:30, no need for drilling wood,
35:31just a finger's touch
35:32and it's ready to start
35:37a fire! Quick, back off!
35:48Oh,
35:52the gods are angry!
35:53This is divine punishment!
35:55This is a celestial myth
35:57! It 's so beautiful! It's so terrifying!
35:59My goodness!
36:01If this power landed in a crowd,
36:03even someone wearing iron armor
36:04would be blown to smithereens!
36:07Boss ,
36:09you just bestowed such a divine object upon us like this
36:11? Hahaha!
36:13Destroying the heavens and the earth my foot!
36:15This thing is just for making a sound!
36:17But it's definitely a divine
36:21weapon for scaring people! Boss, this sound is too loud!
36:24I felt like my great-grandmother was calling me from below
36:25after that explosion !
36:27What's this?
36:28I'll give you 10..." "00,000 shots
36:30! When that day comes,
36:31you'll line up in formation
36:32and launch them over the enemy's heads
36:34until
36:35you've finished. Yes, sir! With such a divine weapon,
36:38even if the imperial court sends a million-strong army,
36:40I can make them retreat without a fight.
36:41Don't be too happy yet,
36:42the real show is yet to come.
36:44See that big iron frame?
36:45That's called a drone,
36:46codenamed Heavenly Soldier No. 1.
36:48Chu Yan, you'll personally learn how to operate it.
36:51Yes
36:51, that's the black box with two small sticks. Push
36:55the stick on the left
36:55upwards slowly, don't push too hard.
37:02It's flying!
37:08Oh my god, the mountain eagle has gone mad!
37:15Quick, pull the joystick
37:16! Zhao Lie, pick up the box!
37:20Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!
37:23Push it slowly, this thing is very powerful.
37:26You guys practice more
37:27, and once you're proficient, I'll tell you how to go down.
37:29Report: A large enemy force has been discovered in the south,
37:32estimated to be no less than 100,000.
37:34The 100,000-strong army
37:36has finally arrived!
37:38When the imperial court fought the barbarian army, they cowered like turtles,
37:42but they're willing to go all out against their own people.
37:46General Pang,
37:47look, that's Sunset Pass."
37:48That vixen Chu Yan must have cast a spell in the city.
37:51Hmph, utter nonsense!
37:53Your Majesty, it
37:55's understandable that you're inexperienced and easily frightened by such superstitious tricks,
37:57but I'm a veteran of countless battles!
37:59Look at those city walls,
38:00so gray and grimy,
38:01you can't even see the cracks between the bricks
38:02! A hundred thousand soldiers, each with a single spit,
38:04could flood this wretched city!
38:06General Pang, you are mighty!
38:07Men! Go tell Chu Yan
38:09to surrender immediately ,
38:10or I will raze Sunset Pass to the ground, leaving
38:13not a blade of grass
38:17behind! Construction ahead!
38:18Safety precautions!
38:20Unauthorized personnel, do not approach!
38:23Violators will bear the consequences!
38:25What...what does this mean?
38:26What does "construction" mean?
38:31Listen up,
38:33you!
38:36Arrogance! Utter arrogance
38:40! I hereby order
38:41the entire army to form ranks
38:42and prepare to chop them into mincemeat!
38:51General, there are too many enemy soldiers;
38:53we probably can't hold them off! Ah,
38:57boss, the fish has taken the bait,
39:00the army has begun its siege!
39:01Over!
39:03Turn the speakers up to the maximum
39:04and play that remix of "Good Luck" and "Great Compassion Mantra"!
39:07Heavenly Soldier Number One, all take off!
39:09Yes, sir! Open the Dharma Hall!
39:22What kind of game is this?
39:24My head is about to split open!
39:27It's Sanskrit! No,
39:28it's Joyful Heaven !
39:30Is this a god or a monster?
39:33Don't panic! Don't stop
39:34! Charge! That's the enemy's trap!
39:45What kind of monster is that?
39:47How can an iron bird fly
39:49? Don't panic! Archers
39:50, shoot those birds down
39:56! Ahhhhh!
40:04Hahaha! Get ready to receive the boss's blessing! Put in the medicine!
40:18What is this?
40:19Eyes! My eyes can't open!
40:23This powder is strange
40:25! It smells so good!
40:27Isn't this flour?
40:28Chu Yan, it's getting dark!
40:29It's time to let them see the real gods! "Activate
40:32the holographic projection!
40:34Release that golden dragon!
40:55Oh, it's
41:05a dragon
41:07god! The dragon has appeared!
41:09It 's a true dragon !
41:10General Chu, the Son of Heaven, is protected by a true dragon
41:14! Heavens above!
41:15How dare we attack a city protected by a god
41:18? This will surely incur divine punishment!
41:26Boss, your methods are truly heaven-shattering!
41:29" Zhao Lie, "Now, let's serve them the final main course!
41:33Alright!
41:34Light the fire! Set off fireworks! What is that?
41:37Heavenly fire! Heavenly fire has descended!
41:42Hahahaha!
41:48Don't kill us! Don't talk about divine punishment!
41:50We surrender
41:52! We surrender!
41:54General Chu, you are a divine being!
41:56I, Old Pang, am convinced!
41:58I surrender with 100,000 brothers
42:00! Please, divine being, withdraw your supernatural powers!
42:02We are willing to surrender
42:04! Boss, you took down 100,000 troops without bloodshed!
42:09Well done!
42:09" Chu Yan, you know what to do next,
42:12right?
42:16Issue this order! Those who surrender will not be killed.
42:18Lay down your weapons
42:20and line up to enter the city.
42:21Each person who submits
42:22will be rewarded with four steamed buns
42:24, a bowl of hot soup noodles
42:26, and a piece of
42:27braised pork
42:29. Long live the General! Long live the Immortals
42:33! zz In half a year, I've raised an empress.
42:39This game experience is simply amazing!
42:43Boss, the world is at
42:46peace.
42:48You once said
42:49that when the world is at peace,
42:50that will be the time for your arrival
42:52. Mortal woman, oh no,
42:55I have built the Star-Picking Tower for you in the palace.
42:59When will you
43:05come? Can I finally go?
43:11Chu Yan, have all the civil and military officials prepare to receive you.
43:14Boss, I will personally go and check your accounts today.
43:19If I really go
43:29to another world to be an emperor emeritus
43:31, I should at least bring some local specialties.
43:40Sound world, I'm here!
43:42The times have changed!
43:44The great purge has begun!
43:50Quickly, quickly, lay out the red carpet
43:53and turn on all the loudspeakers!
43:54Good luck is coming to welcome the boss's descent.
44:01We eagerly await
44:03the boss's arrival. Alright,
44:18turn off that lousy song.
44:28The dragon
44:36robe is nice, fits well
44:39, but the fabric is a bit cheap.
44:41Next time, we'll get you some bulletproof
44:43Kevlar fiber as lining.
44:47It's all up to the boss.
44:49Boss, please enter the Star-Picking Tower!
44:54Hey,
44:57what are you all standing there for? Sit down!
44:59I didn't come here today to listen to your flattery.
45:02You know how
45:06much I've invested in the past six months.
45:07Now that the world is at peace
45:10and the Great Xia Kingdom is unified,
45:12it's time to settle accounts.
45:13Boss ,
45:15all the rare treasures in the Great Xia Kingdom's treasury
45:17belong to you.
45:20I've already ordered an inventory and catalog
45:21. Alright , I have no interest in
45:24those antiques, paintings, gold, silver, and jade.
45:26Although I've stabilized things...
45:27But I don't
45:30want to be a porter every day. I want long-term returns.
45:34Boss, please give your instructions.
45:42First,
45:43I want 30%
45:45of the agricultural output of the Great Xia Kingdom
45:47, and it must be top-grade medicinal herbs and special spices.
45:51Second
45:53, I want you to form an expedition team
45:55to
45:59explore the unknown seas and deep mountains.
46:01I want to turn this place into a paradise.
46:07Good, boss. Very good.
46:10Starting tomorrow, I will open the Imperial Academy
46:12and personally be the principal
46:15. Boss, this is a strange stone that the royal expedition team found
46:18in the far north ice field.
46:21Good stuff
46:23. Alright , I'll take it.
46:25I've been away from the modern world
46:27for too long. I have to go back
46:27and take care of some things.
46:30Boss, will you come back?
46:34We'll talk about it later.
46:36Keep an eye on the house
46:37. Don't wait until I come back and
46:39the steam engine is still not built.
46:41Hmm,
46:42farewell, boss . Hey
46:54, old grandson!
46:56Oh, my living ancestor,
46:57Boss Chen, where have you been for the past three months ?
47:00That 500-year-old wild ginseng you had last time
47:03was auctioned off for a sky-high price of 300 million
47:04at a secret auction.
47:07300 million is only this little money.
47:10Sorrow and joy, true love
47:12, life, old age, the heart of heaven and earth,
47:15spring and autumn turn, the old people are gone.
47:20I got the MVP!