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If You Can Understand These Two Jokes Your English Level Is Amazing! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

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0:00One way that you can test your

0:02English understanding is

0:03by listening to an English joke

0:05and understanding the joke

0:07and hopefully laughing at it.

0:08If you can listen to a joke, if

0:10I tell you a joke, and if you

0:12understand what I'm saying, but

0:14you also laugh at the joke

0:16because you understand why it

0:18is funny, it would mean that

0:19your English level is very,

0:21very high.

0:22Your English understanding

0:23is very, very good.

0:25So in this English lesson, I

0:26will tell you two different

0:27jokes, and your job is to try

0:29and understand the joke, and

0:31then your job is hopefully to

0:32laugh at the joke because you

0:34understand it.

0:35Okay, here we go.

0:36Joke number one.

0:37My uncle told me this joke when

0:39I was really, really young,

0:40and I thought it was hilarious.

0:42For this joke, you have

0:43to imagine that there's been

0:45an accident on the highway,

0:47and there was a truck,

0:48and the truck had penguins in it.

0:50And all the penguins are safe.

0:52They didn't get hurt in

0:53the accident, but they're walking

0:55around on the highway, and there

0:57is a police officer there.

0:58And a man stops

1:00with a pickup truck.

1:01And the police officer says

1:02to the man, hey,

1:03could you do me a favor?

1:05Someone needs to take

1:06these penguins to the zoo.

1:08So the police officer and the man,

1:10they put all of the penguins

1:11into the back of the pickup

1:12truck, and the man leaves

1:14to bring them to the zoo.

1:15And the police officer stays

1:16and handles the rest

1:18of the accident and does

1:19whatever police officers do.

1:22Well, a week later, the police

1:23officer is driving on the same

1:25highway, and he sees the man in

1:27his pickup truck, and he still has

1:29all the penguins in the back.

1:31And so the police officer puts his

1:32lights on and his siren, and he

1:34pulls over the man in the pickup

1:36truck with all the penguins,

1:37and he says, what are you doing?

1:40I told you to take these

1:41penguins to the zoo.

1:42And the man says, I did

1:43take them to the zoo,

1:44and it was a lot of fun.

1:45Now I'm taking them

1:46to the amusement park.

1:49So hopefully you understand

1:51why that joke is funny.

1:52The joke is funny because, of

1:54course, the police officer wanted

1:57the man to bring the penguins

1:58to the zoo because that's where

2:00animals like that belong.

2:02Especially, he wasn't going

2:04to take them back to,

2:05Antarctica, of course.

2:07He was going to hopefully take

2:08them to the zoo and they

2:09could go back to wherever they're

2:11supposed to be at the zoo.

2:12So the joke is, the man took them

2:14to the zoo as if they were

2:16people, and they went to the zoo

2:17and had a good time, and now

2:18he's taking them to an amusement

2:20park, maybe to ride on the

2:22roller Coasters and to do other

2:24fun things.

2:25So hopefully you understood

2:27the joke as a story,

2:29and hopefully you also understood

2:32why the joke was funny.

2:33And here's a challenge for you.

2:35You should memorize that joke

2:37and you should tell it to

2:38someone else today if you go

2:39to, an English speaking, night

2:42class or have conversation

2:43practice or something like

2:44that, try to tell that joke to

2:46someone else.

2:47So the joke about penguins.

2:49So, this has nothing to do

2:51with this lesson, but you might

2:52have noticed that winter came

2:54early here in Ontario, Canada.

2:56It's only November 10th and we're

2:58already having a snowfall.

2:59In fact, last night, there was,

3:02a lot of snow came

3:03down and the power went out

3:05and it just felt strange.

3:06And I was hoping today would

3:08be a snow day, but it wasn't.

3:10So that would have been fun.

3:11But, no, no snow day today.

3:13But, a beautiful backdrop

3:14for a lesson about jokes.

3:16Let's find another spot to stand

3:18and I'll tell you another one.

3:20So this next joke is also

3:21a joke that my uncle told me

3:23when I was a kid. I had an uncle

3:25who, whenever he came over,

3:27he usually had a joke to tell.

3:29And some of them are not

3:30appropriate

3:30for an English lesson like this.

3:33But some of them were

3:34very, very funny.

3:34So here is the next joke.

3:37You need to imagine that there

3:38were two men who went fishing,

3:40and so they drove out to

3:41the lake and they rented a boat.

3:43They went to a place that had

3:45lots of boats to rent, and

3:46they rented a boat and they

3:48put their fishing rods and

3:49fishing tackle in the boat and

3:50they went out on the lake in

3:52order to fish.

3:54And they tried a couple spots.

3:55They tried one spot and they

3:56didn't catch anything.

3:57They went to another spot

3:59and they didn't catch anything.

4:00And then finally they

4:01found a little spot

4:02on the lake where they started

4:03catching lots of fish.

4:04And it was amazing.

4:05They were both super happy

4:07to be catching so many fish.

4:08They would cast the.

4:10They, would cast their fishing rod.

4:12Is that how you say it?

4:12They would cast and then they

4:14would reel in fish after fish.

4:16And so the one guy says

4:18to the other guy, he says,

4:19this spot is amazing.

4:20We should come back here next week,

4:22but let's put an X on the bottom

4:25of the boat so we know

4:26where this good fishing spot is.

4:28And his other friend says,

4:31don't be dumb.

4:31Putting an X on the bottom

4:33isn't going to work.

4:33What if we don't get the same boat?

4:36So this is an example

4:38of a joke where you're kind

4:40of making fun of people because

4:41they're not super smart.

4:43So it's not the greatest joke

4:44in the world, in my opinion.

4:46But obviously putting an X

4:48on the bottom of the boat

4:49is the first punchline.

4:50The punchline is the funny

4:52part of the joke.

4:53Because if you put an X

4:54on the bottom of a boat,

4:56it doesn't mean you're going

4:57to be on the same spot

4:58on the lake next time.

4:59And then, of course, the second

5:01punchline is when

5:02the guy says, don't be dumb.

5:04What if we don't get the same boat?

5:06So there's a joke

5:07about fishing for you.

5:08Hopefully you understood the joke,

5:10and hopefully you understood

5:12why the joke is funny.

5:13And hopefully you can tell this

5:14joke to someone else today.

5:17So I don't think I should finish

5:18this lesson without telling

5:19what's called a dad joke.

5:21A dad joke is a joke that's

5:23funny, but it's just funny.

5:25It's like you're not

5:26gonna laugh like crazy when

5:27you hear a dad joke.

5:29In fact, you might just

5:30groan a little bit.

5:31So here's a dad joke for you.

5:33What did one hat say

5:34to the other hat?

5:36The one hat said to the other hat.

5:38Wait here, I'm going on ahead.

5:40So the reason this joke is funny is

5:43because if two people were walking

5:45and one person was going to walk

5:46faster than the other, they might

5:48say, hey, I'm going on ahead.

5:49Like A, H, E, A, D, all one word.

5:52But if you split that into, A HEAD

5:55A HEAD, a hat goes on a head.

5:57So the one hat said

5:58to the other hat.

5:59I'm going on a head.

6:01So anyways, thank you so much

6:02for watching this little

6:03English lesson where hopefully

6:05you learned a few jokes.

6:06Hopefully you can tell a few of

6:08these jokes to your friends, and

6:09hopefully you can just use them

6:10to improve your English

6:12comprehension and to have a fun

6:14and enjoyable conversation in

6:15the future.

6:16If this is your first time here,

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6:22you next week with another

6:23English lesson.

6:24Bye.

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