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Why it Sucks To Be Born As a Sea Spider

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0:00You hatch from an egg attached to your

0:01father's legs, somewhere in the

0:02Antarctic Ocean. You're a tiny larva

0:04with only three pairs of stubby limbs,

0:06not the eight long legs you'll grow

0:08later. Hundreds of other larvae break

0:09free at the same time, and all of you

0:11swarm off his body at once. The current

0:13pulls you away from him immediately, and

0:15you start drifting through the water

0:16with your limbs paddling in short jerky

0:18bursts. Then something large moves

0:20through the cloud of larvae around you.

0:22It's a comb jelly with long sticky

0:23tentacles trailing behind its body, and

0:25dozens of your siblings get caught in

0:27the strands as it passes. You paddle

0:29harder with your three pairs of limbs

0:30and manage to slip past its body just

0:32before the tentacles sweep through your

0:34path. You need to find food and

0:36somewhere to stay, so you keep drifting

0:38until you spot a hydroid colony attached

0:39to a nearby rock. It looks like a

0:41cluster of tiny branching stems with

0:43small polyps at the ends. You paddle

0:45toward the closest polyp and latch onto

0:47it with your mouth, gripping tight with

0:49your front limbs. But then another larva

0:51appears and tries to claim the same

0:52polyp, bumping into your side and

0:54pushing you back. You both struggle for

0:56position, limbs tangling together as you

0:58fight to stay attached. You manage to

1:00pierce the polyp's soft flesh with your

1:02mouth and start feeding, draining the

1:04fluids from inside its body. Your

1:06sibling loses its grip and drifts away

1:07to find another host. You stay clamped

1:09to the polyp and keep feeding, your body

1:11starting to swell as you take in

1:13nutrients. You'll stay attached here for

1:14weeks while your body grows and changes.

1:17But eventually, you'll need to leave and

1:18find your own way across the seafloor.

1:20You're 2 weeks old now, and your body

1:22has become too tight for your

1:23exoskeleton. The pressure builds until

1:25your shell finally splits open along

1:27your back, so you start pulling yourself

1:29free with your limbs pushing against the

1:30old casing. You crawl out slowly with

1:33each leg coming loose one at a time, and

1:35when you're finally free, you have four

1:36pairs of legs instead of three. The new

1:38exoskeleton is soft at first, but starts

1:40hardening as you move. You need to leave

1:42the hydroid now and find your own food,

1:44so you drop off the stem and start

1:46walking across the rocky surface for the

1:47first time. Your legs are long and

1:49spindly compared to your tiny body,

1:51making each step awkward as they tangle

1:53with each other while you try to

1:54coordinate the movement. After a few

1:56clumsy steps, you spot a smaller hydroid

1:58polyp growing on a nearby rock, so you

2:00move toward it and grab the stem with

2:02your front legs. You bite into the

2:04polyp's body with your proboscis and

2:05start draining the fluids inside,

2:07feeding slowly as your digestive juices

2:09break down the tissue. But then a small

2:11amphipod scuttles across the rock toward

2:13you, and it's bigger than your body. It

2:15moves closer and tries to push you off

2:16the polyp with its legs shoving against

2:18your side, so you grip tighter and swing

2:20your proboscis toward it like a weapon.

2:22The sharp tip stabs at the amphipod's

2:24shell, making it back away and leave you

2:25alone. You finish draining the polyp

2:27until there's nothing left inside, then

2:29you crawl under a rock ledge and press

2:31your body against the surface. Your legs

2:33are getting longer with each molt, but

2:35your body stays small and vulnerable.

2:37Soon you'll be able to reach places

2:38other creatures can't, and that's when

2:40hunting will get easier. You're 1 month

2:42old now, and you've molted again, so you

2:44have all eight legs spread wide across

2:46the rocks. You're walking across the

2:47seafloor with your legs spanning much

2:49wider than your tiny body, searching for

2:51something to eat. That's when you spot a

2:53small sea anemone attached to a rock

2:55ahead, its tentacles waving slowly in

2:57the current. You need food, so you move

2:59toward it carefully with your front legs

3:01reaching out first. You grab the

3:03anemone's base with your legs and pierce

3:05its body with your proboscis, then start

3:06pumping digestive fluids inside to break

3:08down the tissue. The anemone's tentacles

3:10thrash around, and one wraps around your

3:12leg, making its stinging cells fire

3:14against your exoskeleton. But the stings

3:16don't go through your hard shell, so you

3:18hold your position and keep feeding

3:20while the anemone struggles beneath you.

3:22The feeding takes nearly an hour because

3:23you have to liquefy everything inside

3:25before you can drink it. When you're

3:26finally done draining the anemone

3:28completely, you pull your proboscis out

3:30and start backing away. But then another

3:32sea spider appears from behind a nearby

3:34rock, and it's slightly larger than you

3:36with longer legs. It moves toward the

3:37empty anemone and checks it with its

3:39front legs, trying to see if there's

3:41anything left to eat. You spread your

3:43legs wider and raise your front pair up

3:44to make yourself look bigger, so the

3:46other spider stops and watches you for a

3:48moment. Then it turns and walks away

3:50across the rocks without trying to

3:51fight, leaving you alone at the feeding

3:53spot. You stay there for a while longer

3:55before moving on, walking slowly with

3:57your eight legs carrying you across the

3:58stones. Your legs keep growing longer

4:00with each molt, and soon you'll be big

4:02enough to fight for the best feeding

4:03spots instead of backing away. You're 3

4:05months old now, and you're walking

4:07across the seafloor when you spot a

4:08large sponge colony covering several

4:10rocks ahead. You need to find a good

4:12feeding spot that will last for days, so

4:14you climb onto the sponge's surface with

4:16your legs gripping the porous texture.

4:18You pierce the sponge tissue with your

4:19proboscis and start pumping digestive

4:21fluids inside, then begin draining the

4:23liquefied tissue slowly. This meal is

4:25rich enough to keep you fed for days if

4:27you can hold the territory, so you stay

4:29on the same spot and keep feeding. On

4:31the second day, another sea spider

4:32appears and climbs onto the same sponge

4:34on the opposite side, then starts

4:36feeding just like you. You both drain

4:37different sections of the sponge without

4:39coming near each other at first, but

4:41over time you both follow the richest

4:42parts of the tissue and start moving

4:44closer together. Eventually, you meet in

4:46the middle where the sponge is thickest,

4:48and you both stop feeding and raise your

4:49front legs up at the same time. The

4:51other spider pushes against you with its

4:53legs trying to shove you backward, but

4:55your legs are longer, so you push harder

4:56and knock it off balance. It tumbles

4:58down the side of the sponge and moves

5:00away to a different section, leaving you

5:02alone at the best feeding spot. You

5:03continue draining the sponge tissue for

5:05another day until the area around you

5:07starts to die and turn gray. The tissue

5:09stops producing fluids, so you pull your

5:11proboscis out and start walking away

5:13across the rocks. You need to find fresh

5:15hunting grounds now because this sponge

5:16is finished. Your legs keep growing

5:18longer with each molt, and you're

5:19learning that when two sea spiders want

5:21the same food, the one with longer legs

5:23usually wins. You're 6 months old now,

5:26and your body has become too tight

5:27again, so you need to molt. You find a

5:29sheltered spot between two rocks and

5:31stop moving. Then your exoskeleton

5:32splits along your back and you start

5:34pulling yourself free. Your legs come

5:36out one at a time with each one sliding

5:38slowly through the old shell, and when

5:39you finally crawl free, your legs are

5:41even longer than before, spanning nearly

5:43twice your body length. But your new

5:45exoskeleton is soft and vulnerable, so

5:47you need to stay hidden until it

5:48hardens. That's when a fish swims

5:50overhead scanning the seafloor below,

5:52and it's a small Antarctic cod looking

5:54for something to eat. You freeze

5:55completely with your legs splayed flat

5:57against the rock, staying as still as

5:59possible while your soft body is

6:01exposed. The fish circles once with its

6:03shadow passing over you, then it moves

6:05closer and starts inspecting something

6:06nearby. You remain still with your legs

6:08pressed tight against the rock, waiting

6:10for the fish to leave. Then the fish

6:12snaps at a swimming amphipod and

6:13swallows it, so it turns away from you

6:15and keeps swimming across the seafloor.

6:17Over the next few hours, your

6:18exoskeleton slowly hardens and becomes

6:21stronger, so you start testing your new

6:23legs by lifting them one at a time. Your

6:25legs are now longer and stronger than

6:26they were before the molt, making it

6:28easier to reach across gaps between

6:30rocks and hold onto larger prey. You

6:32start walking across the seafloor with

6:34your longer legs carrying you faster

6:35than before, searching for your next

6:37meal. You're getting bigger with each

6:39molt, but so is everything else that

6:41notices you moving across the rocks. The

6:43seafloor is crowded with creatures that

6:44hunt for food just like you do, and some

6:46of them are much larger than you are.

6:48You're 1 year old now, and you've been

6:50walking across the seafloor when you

6:51come across a female sea spider feeding

6:53on a coral polyp. She's larger than you

6:55with a swollen body full of developing

6:57eggs, so you know she's ready to mate.

6:59You need to pass on your genes before

7:00you die, so you move toward her

7:01carefully with your legs taking slow

7:03steps across the rock. She stays in

7:05place and keeps feeding without running

7:07away or attacking you, so you climb onto

7:09her back and grip her body with your

7:10legs. She carries you for several

7:12minutes while she continues draining the

7:13coral polyp, moving slowly across the

7:15surface. Then you position yourself over

7:17her underside and transfer sperm packets

7:19to her body, holding them in place until

7:21they stick. The process takes only a few

7:23moments and happens without any signals

7:25or sounds, then you dismount and walk

7:27away across the rocks. She walks away in

7:29the opposite direction without looking

7:30back at you or making any movements

7:32toward you. A few weeks later, you pass

7:34by the same area and see her again, but

7:36now her legs are covered in hundreds of

7:38egg clusters glued tightly to her limbs.

7:40She moves slowly now because the weight

7:41of all the eggs makes it harder to walk,

7:43so she has to drag her legs across the

7:45rocks. You pass by her several more

7:47times over the following days, and each

7:48time she's in a different spot still

7:50carrying the eggs on her legs. She feeds

7:52less often now because moving is

7:53difficult, but she stays near the same

7:55area waiting for the eggs to hatch. You

7:57continue hunting alone across the

7:59seafloor, walking past her without

8:00stopping. You've passed on what you

8:02needed to, and now the only thing that

8:03matters is staying alive as long as

8:05possible. You're 18 months old now, and

8:07you're walking across the seafloor when

8:09a strong current suddenly picks up and

8:10starts pushing against your body. You

8:12try to grip the rocks with your legs,

8:14but the water is too strong, making your

8:16long legs catch the current like sails.

8:18The force rips your legs free from the

8:19rocks and starts dragging you across the

8:21seafloor, tumbling you over stones and

8:23past sponges. You get dragged through a

8:25forest of hydroids with your legs

8:27tangling in the stems, then you slam

8:28hard into a large boulder. Your legs

8:30scramble desperately for something to

8:32hold onto, so you manage to wedge

8:33yourself into a crack in the rock. The

8:35current keeps pushing against you for

8:37hours while you stay jammed in the

8:38crack, but eventually it calms down and

8:40the water becomes still again. You need

8:42to find food, so you crawl out of the

8:44crack and start walking across the rocks

8:45into unfamiliar territory. The rocks

8:47here look different and are covered in

8:49organisms you haven't seen before,

8:51making everything around you strange and

8:53unknown. You're hungry and confused

8:55about where you are, so you keep walking

8:56until you spot a small nudibranch moving

8:58slowly across a rock. You've never eaten

9:00one before, but you need food, so you

9:02move toward it and grab its body with

9:04your front legs. You pierce its soft

9:05flesh with your proboscis and start

9:07draining the fluids inside, but then the

9:09nudibranch releases something from its

9:11body that makes the water around you

9:12turn cloudy. You keep feeding anyway

9:14with your proboscis still stuck in its

9:16body, draining everything until the

9:17nudibranch stops moving. The area around

9:20you is much emptier than where you lived

9:21before, with fewer sea spiders competing

9:23for food. But empty territories can mean

9:25there's something dangerous nearby that

9:27keeps other creatures away. You're 2

9:29years old now, and you're walking slowly

9:31across a barren patch of seafloor with

9:33your legs spanning nearly 10 times your

9:35body length. Your movement is smooth and

9:37efficient because you've been walking

9:38this way for years, so you move forward

9:40with each leg placing itself carefully

9:42on the rocks. You spot a cluster of sea

9:44anemones growing ahead, so you need food

9:46and start moving toward the largest one

9:48with your front legs reaching out first.

9:50Just as you get close enough to grab the

9:51anemone, something suddenly comes up

9:53from the sand below you. It's a starfish

9:55that was buried and waiting beneath the

9:56surface, and one of its thick arms wraps

9:59around your leg and starts pulling. You

10:00try to back away by pushing against the

10:02rocks with your other legs, but then two

10:04more arms grab your other legs and hold

10:05you in place. The starfish's mouth

10:07starts pushing outward from the center

10:09of its body, coming up toward you while

10:11its arms keep pulling you downward. You

10:12stab at its thick armored surface with

10:14your proboscis trying to pierce through,

10:16but the hard plates protect it and your

10:18strikes don't do anything. Your legs

10:20splay out at impossible angles as the

10:22starfish drags you closer, making your

10:24joints bend back as you try to resist.

10:26But your long legs can't generate enough

10:27force to pull free, so the starfish

10:29keeps dragging you down toward its

10:31opening mouth, slowly and steadily. You

10:33get drawn into the opening with your

10:34legs folding and breaking as your body

10:36gets compressed into the starfish's

10:38stomach. Your proboscis keeps stabbing

10:40uselessly while the starfish pulls you

10:41all the way inside, and then everything

10:43stops moving. Above you on the seafloor,

10:45the current keeps moving across the

10:47empty rocks where you were standing just

10:49moments before. Life as a sea spider

10:50might be rough, but there's another

10:52animal out there that has it way worse.

10:54Trust me, it's wild. Check out the video

10:56and see for yourself.

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