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0:01(PHONE RINGING)
0:06Hey, girl.
0:08Mm. 9:57 a.m.?
0:10Again, Shaela?
0:12You know we started calling you office Lauryn Hill.
0:15Toni, I'm trying.
0:16It just takes so long to beat this face.
0:19TONI: Then don't.
0:20Girl, you got melanin.
0:21You don't need Nars when you got skin like ours.
0:24Okay, that's cute for you, Alicia Keys.
0:26But if I don't wear makeup somebody always asks,
0:29"Are you okay? You look sick."
0:31Oh, come on, it's not that serious.
0:33It is that serious!
0:35Okay, last time, I did not wear makeup,
0:37I got pulled into being a zombie on The Walking Dead.
0:39Of course I did make 500 dollars but it hurt my feelings.
0:43Did you get to meet Rick?
0:44'Cause that's cool.
0:45No, that is not cool, okay?
0:47I don't want people thinking I look like death.
0:49Oh, well, it's better than looking unemployed.
0:52(CLOCK TICKING)
0:53TONI: Ooh, Shaela 'bout to get that job.
0:55SHAELA: Look who's here before 9 a.m.!
0:58Well, well-- Goddamn!
1:02(GASPS) Are you okay?!
1:03Who did this to you?
1:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I just don't have makeup on.
1:08Okay? I told you, I knew you would do this.
1:10Oh, but I didn't know, how could I have known?
1:12Who would have known? Oh, it was unknowable.
1:14Well, at least I saved an hour getting ready.
1:18Besides, customers can't see me through the phone, who cares?
1:20(PHONE RINGING)
1:22SHAELA: MealStone Coffee Company.
1:23How can I brew up an answer for you?
1:26Sure, let me place you on a brief hold.
1:29Girl.
1:31You ever steal coffee?
1:32I do.
1:34Okay!
1:35SHAELA: Okay, your shipment is on its way.
1:38Oh, talk to you later, percolator.
1:40Oh, Goddamn, Shaela.
1:43You look like you just walked out of an ICU!
1:46Okay, now see that's just how you see me.
1:48This is just my natural face.
1:50Then you explain how that natural IV's
1:52hanging out of your natural arm.
1:53There's no IV.
1:55(SCREAMS)
1:58Now shh, I'm trying to do my work,
2:00I suggest you do the same.
2:03(PHONE RINGING)
2:08MealStone Coffee Company, how've you "bean"?
2:11Oh, we came as soon as we could, baby.
2:13Daddy's here, daddy's here.
2:16Jesus, please save my friend.
2:18Oh Reverend, I'm glad you could come.
2:20Good looking out, Jesus.
2:21Okay sure, let me just place you on a brief hold.
2:23Father God, we ask, that you welcome this child
2:26into your kingdom in your divine timing.
2:28Which will probably be any minute now.
2:31If it hasn't happened already.
2:33It's in your name that we pray over this near corpse.
2:36-Amen. -ALL: Amen.
2:38Okay I'm back, sure.
2:39I can do that, your shipment is on the way.
2:43What are you doing, Toni?
2:44You fuckin' with my coffee commission.
2:46No, Shaela, you are my best friend...
2:49at work.
2:51Okay, fine.
2:52But before you go, I gotta tell you the truth.
2:57(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
2:58I'm the one who's been eating your munchies.
3:01Son of a b--
3:02-(MONITOR FLATLINING) -Baby?
3:03-Out of the way, out of the way. -(TONI GASPS)
3:05-Clear. -(DEFIBRILATOR CHARGING)
3:08Clear.
3:12(FLATLINE PINGS)
3:14Time of death, 9:22 a.m.
3:16(SOBBING)
3:18Oh no, oh no!
3:21-It's okay, it's okay. -What happened?
3:23Come on now, come on.
3:24SHAELA'S DAD: Stop crying, baby.
3:27(GASPING)
3:32(CRYING)
3:39♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
3:43(SNIFFLING)
3:49Hey, girl.
3:50You ready to hit this happy hour?
3:53Shaela?
3:55Mm-mm. You died.
3:57Your home-going is on Saturday.
3:59No, it's not.
4:01Oh shit, smudged my lipstick.
4:04Might as well start over.
4:05-(STAMMERING) No, no, no! -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
4:07N-- N-- N-- No!
4:10(YELPS) No!