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0:03This was heavily requested by you guys.
0:05Today we're going to be reacting to
0:06hiplit videos. It's the latest
0:09battlefield in the ongoing gender wars,
0:11you could say.
0:12Recently the term hiplit has been
0:14blowing up online for two real reasons.
0:17One, to rage bait women, cuz why not?
0:19And two, to flip the script on all the
0:21hate that short guys get.
0:23So, what is a hiplit? In short, it's a
0:26girl who could be a really really good
0:28friend.
0:30You guys see what I did there? All
0:31right, jokes aside, it's a term used to
0:33describe women with hip dips, that
0:35inward curvature between the hips and
0:37the thighs that's mostly determined by
0:39skeletal structure and fat distribution.
0:41And you know what else is determined by
0:42skeletal structure?
0:44Height. So, what better than to react to
0:46these after doing a video on heightism
0:47and hypergamy? It's going to be perfect.
0:49If you guys get the joke, you know, the
0:51whole thing as to why it's satirical,
0:53that's great. But if you don't, I hope
0:55you get rage baited enough to experience
0:570.0001%
0:58of what short men have to deal with on a
1:00day-to-day basis. Again, this is going
1:02to be satirical, so no one in the
1:03comments [ __ ] about it.
1:05I actually don't care as to whether or
1:06not a girl has hip dips. Sure, no hip
1:08dip is ideal, but it's hardly deal
1:10breaker. We all know this.
1:12But gentlemen, we are at war. As the
1:14self-proclaimed king of manlets, it is
1:17time to return the favor. So, for the
1:19duration of this video,
1:20they're getting a taste of their own
1:21medicine. We're judging hip dips with
1:24the same level of disgusting scrutiny
1:26that the internet uses to judge short
1:28men. So, let's see what the hiplits have
1:29to say.
1:30Starting with this first video.
1:35We're starting off strong here. Both men
1:38and women have hip dips. It's not in our
1:40bone structure.
1:42This comparison is room temperature IQ.
1:45Men don't need child-bearing hips, let
1:47alone curves. What kind of girls
1:49attracted to that? No one's attracted to
1:50that. So, this problem isn't even
1:51comparable.
1:53Yeah, we're starting off really good
1:54here. Next video.
1:58This hiplit thing is hella funny. Why do
2:00you all think we care about hip dips the
2:02same way you all care about height?
2:05I mean, you're caring clearly by making
2:06this post. Excuse me, but am I [ __ ]
2:09The whole hiplet thing wouldn't have
2:10gone viral if women weren't interacting
2:12with it. So, you guys clearly care to a
2:13degree.
2:15And she says here in the description, I
2:16generally don't give a [ __ ]
2:18By
2:20She said she meant to say my my 6'1
2:22boyfriend loves my hip dips. Stay mad, I
2:26guess you silly moids.
2:27>> What the hell's a moid?
2:28>> Foid is just like unbeatable. Moids is
2:30like you just you're trying. It's like
2:32they always got to try, but it never
2:33works out for them. All right, you just
2:34got to read the bio. I'm dyslexic, so if
2:36I say something that comes off as if I'm
2:38an a-hole, don't take it that way. I
2:41struggle with tone.
2:44Okay, I guess I'm just Yeah, I guess I'm
2:47[ __ ] We got androgenic here. That's
2:48going to be interesting.
2:50>> There's a current trend of men shaming
2:52women for having hip dips and calling
2:54them hiplets. And I think it mainly
2:56comes from short men who don't want to
2:57be referred to as menlets. It's
2:59important to note that they're only
3:02pointing out hip dips because no one
3:04actually cares about hip dips except
3:05women. So, it's kind of a joke. But
3:08people always love to fight over which
3:09trait is more brutal
3:10>> mother
3:12[ __ ]
3:13>> to be shamed for having. Like yeah, if
3:15you have hip dips and you're shamed for
3:16it, that sucks. And if you're short and
3:18you're shamed for it, that also sucks.
3:20Let's not make a competition out of who
3:22gets it more brutal.
3:25>> A few months ago, been making like seven
3:27videos a day mocking hiplets. But look,
3:30I respect the PR strategy though.
3:32I can't deny that. I can't even blame
3:34him. He's expanding his reach. Me
3:37though, I don't exactly have an army of
3:38women lined up following me. So,
3:41I've got nothing to lose. So, I
3:42understand his position.
3:44Maybe just don't make the video, but
3:45it's fine.
3:46If I were 6'6, I'd pull that off
3:48probably. But I'm not. So, instead I'll
3:51be the guy who's shoveling this [ __ ]
3:52Okay, so we got a comment section here.
3:55Let me narrate it for you guys cuz this
3:56is pretty bad.
3:58>> Isn't hip dips caused by bone structure?
4:01So, technically we cannot change it.
4:04>> And this very smart individual says,
4:06height cannot be physically changed
4:08either. And then she replies with,
4:10>> Yes, you can.
4:14>> She's right.
4:15You can change your height, you guys.
4:16The debate's over.
4:18Height, you know, hiplets officially
4:19have it worse.
4:21We manlets, we just have to spend
4:23$200,000,
4:24get our legs broken, endure unimaginable
4:27pain, spend a year to learn walking
4:29again, potentially never run the same,
4:32cry every night to sleep because you're
4:33STILL UNDER 6 FT.
4:36IT'S AN EASY FIX.
4:37YALLAH, YALLAH.
4:40OKAY, next video.
4:42>> [music and singing]
4:43>> What's a hiplet? A hiplet is a
4:45[clears throat] good friend, a really
4:47good friend, but never a girlfriend. If
4:49that makes sense.
4:51No, I disagree with you. I find hiplets
4:53cute.
4:55You know, personally, my girlfriend, you
4:56know, she doesn't have hip dips, but if
4:58she did, I'd still like her personality.
5:02I'd still be with her.
5:03Huh.
5:06[ __ ] morons, MAN. [ __ ] MORONS!
5:14I MAY BE A HIPLET, BUT AT least I'm not
5:16a chud.
5:21Who's going to tell her?
5:23I'm not going to tell her.
5:27There's a problem with this video, and
5:28it's not the fact that she's a hiplet.
5:30It's the fact that she said she may be a
5:32hiplet. Why is there may in there? Like,
5:34when a guy says he's short, he never
5:35says, "I might be short." No! He's
5:38statistically short. You're
5:40statistically a hiplet! [screaming]
5:43And there's nothing wrong with that.
5:46Nothing wrong with that. And I love in
5:47the comment section how she said
5:50interaction bait. Thank you all.
5:53She falls under something called
5:54Schrödinger's I don't know if I'm saying
5:56that right. Schrödinger's syndrome. If
5:58everyone agreed with her, it would have
6:00been her genuine opinion, but because
6:02people disagreed, she's saying it's now
6:04interaction bait.
6:06What a great save. I got to take notes.
6:08What do you get out of interaction bait?
6:10Like notifications on your phone
6:11negative notifications? What How does
6:13that benefit her life at all? She's not
6:15an influencer and you're certainly not
6:16going to be one by making videos like
6:18this.
6:19>> [music]
6:21>> I love how it's text like a bunch of
6:22text. Like all of them just put text.
6:24They never sit down and actually talk.
6:26They can't speak.
6:27Men calling women hippets to equate
6:30women liking tall men is so
6:31hypocritical.
6:33Women are expected to have a big chest,
6:34tiny waist, big butt, flat stomach,
6:36clear skin, full lips, wide hips, no
6:39body hair, no stretch marks, no
6:40cellulite, a small nose, be soft-spoken,
6:43and even hide normal body functions.
6:46Stop acting like men's beauty standards
6:48aren't pushed as hard as women's.
6:51Who who wants that? No one said that. No
6:53one never [ __ ] [laughter] said that.
6:55Where do they get this whole list from?
6:57If anything, women perpetuate beauty
6:59standards and making whole businesses
7:00out of it. Are we going to Are we going
7:02to forget about the whole [ __ ] makeup
7:03industry or what?
7:05Huh? I feel like I'm losing my sanity
7:07with each video.
7:09It's getting worse. All right, let's see
7:10what's next.
7:13Oh, not this girl again. Not this girl
7:15again. Please.
7:17At least she's not talking in this one.
7:18I hope so.
7:20My take on hippets.
7:24I She makes the stupidest
7:26like the best stupidest takes.
7:29It's actually impressive.
7:31>> [music]
7:37[music]
7:46>> Of course your hip dips aren't going to
7:47matter if you're Victoria Secret
7:49supermodels with an eight PSL face. The
7:53same way Tom Cruise's height didn't
7:54really matter when he was an A-list
7:56actor with a Chad face card.
7:58>> What the Literally every guy I've seen
7:59talking about this [ __ ] is ugly as [ __ ]
8:02They got to be a social experiment, bro.
8:06>> Typical typical hiplet cope.
8:11Like this girl should be smart enough to
8:13understand that this whole thing is
8:14satirical, but it's like it gets to her
8:16and that's proof that she's just like
8:18empty-minded.
8:22Why are insecure men suddenly hating on
8:24hip dips like they aren't beautiful?
8:28Like they want us to think that they're
8:29beautiful when they're not. But
8:30actually, to be fair, she has really
8:31thick thighs. So, it makes her a better
8:34friend. So, that's a great tip for
8:36hiplets. Thighmax. Get in the gym, build
8:38a physique so other hiplets can
8:40compliment you more. Greatest way to go
8:41about your situation if you have hip
8:42dips.
8:43Any man who hates on them
8:46just has
8:49a small what?
8:51A small what?
8:53>> The contradiction is insane. She spurs
8:56this whole ChatGPT bullshit-ass [ __ ]
8:59description and before it she says, "Any
9:02man who hates on them just has a small
9:06a small what, Liv?"
9:07>> Then you go to her account and she has
9:08this post up. Me at 14 pretending I'm at
9:10the top of an astronomy tower talking to
9:12the moon
9:14after Fred's death as a song plays in
9:15the background.
9:19It's like the most performative [ __ ]
9:21ever. What's going on in the world, I
9:22swear. First we have philosophers that
9:25ate and now we have girls larping as the
9:27Big Bear from the Big Blue House
9:32talking to the [ __ ] moon.
9:33Next video, I'm done with this [ __ ] So,
9:35this guy has mixed feelings about this
9:36whole
9:37>> Hiplitism
9:38>> is an adjective made to directly oppose
9:40female height bias. From what I could
9:42observe, the end goal of utilizing this
9:43term is to get women to recognize the
9:44discrimination towards short men that
9:45they seemingly perpetuate at a constant
9:47rate.
9:47>> Exactly.
9:48>> In theory, this would work fairly well
9:50as women are now being discriminated
9:51against for a physical characteristic
9:52they exhibit disproportionately more
9:53than men do. However, in practice, not
9:55so much. There are a few reasons it
9:57doesn't work in practice with the most
9:58prominent being women simply just don't
10:00care.
10:01>> Yeah, they're pretty much like that
10:02untouchable class when it comes to this
10:04sort of stuff, you guys. Like
10:05you know, jokes aside from everything
10:06that I've said,
10:08it's never going to work.
10:09>> Women just do not empathize with nor
10:10care about short guys. To them, short
10:12guys are unattractive and not worth the
10:14acknowledgement, essentially reducing
10:15them to some kind of neutral statistic.
10:17Unfortunately, heightism has been
10:18engraved into almost every single aspect
10:19of their opposite sex socialization.
10:21>> Thank you. I made a whole video on
10:22heightism, you guys. Similar points.
10:24>> A few mean words are not ever going to
10:26warrant a self-evaluation of how they
10:27treat short guys. Another reason would
10:29be you just are not expected to
10:30retaliate whatso-
10:31>> Yeah, so he makes a couple of valid
10:32points. I've seen this video before.
10:35And that's exactly why we need to
10:36normalize this whole movement to the
10:38same extent that they've normalized
10:40humiliating and mocking men for their
10:42height. If we could take this movement
10:43further and, you know, mitigate, if not
10:46eliminate, this double standard by
10:48normalizing mockery against hiplitism,
10:51we might stand a chance, gentlemen.
10:55But sadly, we both know it'll never
10:56reach that point. It's just impossible.
10:58Like this guy said,
11:02like Saint Hammoudi would say, actually,
11:05it never began.
11:06>> It never began.
11:08>> It's over.
11:10It's over, buddy boyos.
11:13YOU CAN'T TOUCH THEM.
11:15>> TOUCH THEM.
11:16>> I love that video of Saint Hammoudi,
11:17habibi. He's actually Syrian, which is
11:19funny. You know, he actually left right
11:21before things got really bad.
11:25Sometimes I envy him. We need you,
11:27Hammoudi. You have to come back. Habibi
11:29Hammoudi.
11:32No, I'm just kidding. He's a
11:35I'm sorry, Hamoudi.
11:37But if you're seeing this,
11:38please come back.
11:39>> [music]
11:39>> Things have been
11:41worse than ever.
11:42We need you, Hamoudi.
11:44>> Ever since hearing like
11:46>> Hamoudi
11:47Please ya Hamoudi.
11:49Habibi Hamoudi.
11:52>> Wherever you are, Hamoudi, please
11:55save Hamoudi. Please. If you can hear
11:57us, please save Hamoudi. Please save us.
12:00Please save me.
12:03>> [laughter]
12:05>> It's just knowing that That's enough.
12:08Getting I'm getting a bit sad, you guys.
12:12>> [music]
12:21>> You know what hits?
12:22The picture in the back that looks like
12:24my cat.
12:27What does this have to do with hiplits?
12:28Why is this in here? I'm worried. Sad as
12:30it is, why is this in here?
12:33I think I know why. She's She's built
12:35like the fridge in the back. Notice
12:36that?
12:38She didn't have the child-bearing hips,
12:39and that's why he came out her height.
12:40There's a correlation. All right, next
12:42video.
12:43>> Women have to be the easiest people to
12:45troll, okay? Because I'm watching this
12:46whole hiplit situation unfold, right?
12:49And I don't think any of these women are
12:51comprehending that the only reason that
12:53this is being perpetuated is
12:54>> Oh, we got a smart one, guys.
12:57>> because they won't stop talking about
12:59it. And you're like, "Ellie, you're
13:00talking about it right now." I'm talking
13:02about it for the greater good.
13:05>> I hate that. I hate that.
13:07It's questionable, you guys.
13:09And I'll tell you why. Two things. One,
13:11she's very experienced. Takes one look
13:13at the lip, gives it away. All right.
13:15The second thing is her bio. There's
13:17always a caveat. Bro, look, a girl that
13:20actually understands us. Oh my god,
13:21she's amazing.
13:23One look at her bio.
13:24I don't love rage baiting. That means
13:27she's a rage baiter. She couldn't give
13:29less of a [ __ ]
13:30>> She's just like all the rest of them.
13:31She's a wannabe influencer. Just look at
13:33her profile picture. Look at her
13:34followers. Look at what she's posting.
13:35She's, you know,
13:37trying to take advantage of us. Don't
13:38fall for it. All right, next video.
13:42>> [music]
13:43>> Holy hiplet. Hiplet final boss. Bro,
13:45just tell us you're gay. Happy Pride.
13:49It's funny how they use like being gay
13:51as an insult.
13:52But then like the minute you say
13:53something homophobic, even if you're
13:54joking, the world ends. Isn't that Isn't
13:56that kind of funny?
13:59Anyways.
14:03Ooh. Ooh.
14:06That's got to hurt. That's a prime
14:07example of a hiplet right there. She's
14:09got everything on paper.
14:11But she's a crazy hiplet.
14:14Calling men gay because they're not
14:15attracted to you is next level delusion.
14:19Like you never see Imagine if a short
14:21guy called a girl a lesbo for being into
14:23taller men. No one does that. Why are
14:25you doing that?
14:28This is the equivalent we're talking
14:29about.
14:30I'm sorry. We're not into retardedly
14:32jacked mannequins, either.
14:34Okay. I think that's enough, you guys. I
14:36I I honestly, it's getting worse with
14:38every video.
14:39I don't know what it is. I think I need
14:41a break.
14:42But I'm trying to be consistent here.
14:43So, please like, leave a comment what
14:45you want to see next. I got a little
14:47lecture coming up on hypergamy,
14:48solutions to hypergamy. So, that's going
14:49to be fun. I took your own suggestions
14:50for that.
14:52So, yeah, let me know what you want to
14:53see next. And hopefully I can keep this
14:55up despite
14:57the stress levels and everything. So,
14:59this was a bit fun,
15:00needless to say. It's for the cause. So,
15:03spread the word.
15:07Actually, that's pretty ideal cuz now it
15:08covers my hips.
15:09Spread the word. Spread the movement.
15:11Hiplets must be known. Goodbye, ladies
15:14and gentlemen.
15:16All right. See you, boys.